Nu Trek Fucking Sucks EditionPreviously on /trek/: >>220249056
star trek sex with shran
release the janeway files
Been playing Star Trek Resurgence and Star Trek Voyager Across the Unknown recently, they are actually kino based on old Trek and clearly made by fans of those shows. Would strongly recommend to anyone in /trek/, particularly Resurgence if you're not much of a gamer as it's less challenging.
Been playing with italo disco as a layered base for the Worf album and using Dukat songs as a test bed. Expect some Garashir gay anthems for pride monthH, We're The Dominion (Jem'Oroder Version)https://vocaroo.com/1hPWtPZFdXWi
>>220271651I have a copy of Starship Creator hanging around somewhere and while I remember designing ships I don't remember what you did with them afterwards. Was there gameplay?
>>220271670that's one of my favorite tracks so I hope this is good
I'm only going to say this once:Posts responding to or acknowledging the existence nutrek, even if negative, are still nutrek shill posts. Therefore this is a nutrek shill thread.
>>220271577I want the SNW ending to be disastrously awful. Like having Spock be the one who ends up in a wheelchair. Pike takes on a desk job and Kirk becomes irrelevant or dies. It needs to be a reflection of what NuTrek has done to the Star Trek brand.
>>220271705>Neelix starts raping faster than Eminem
>>220271683I played Starship Creator a quarter century ago too, sadly the disk for that and both Armada games is lost to time. It wasn't very good but I played the shit out of it as a kid. The gameplay was you got send your ship on automatic unconrollable little missions and random shit would happen to it and it would succeed or fail based on how appropriate the equipment you'd installed on the starship was to the encounter. Honestly the Voyager game does a pretty good job of feeling like that, you can build Voyager internally how you like, fill it with rescued Borg instead of Starfleet, turn it into a warship, even rescue Tuvix
>Therefore this is a nutrek shill thread.ok
>>220271698sawtooth wave lfo ALL the things
>>220271750>referring to yourself as a shill
>>220271786damn it jim, i'm a shill not a hypospanner
>>220271736>a quarter century agoTime sucks.>spoilerFirst thing I did, that and let that one Kazon dude become part of the ship. I don't think the makers knew what to do with him because he later betrays you and if you forgive him he just doesn't do shit for the rest of the game. He's there, but they just didn't write that far.I'm pretty sure Starship Creator is on Archive or any number of abandonware sites, but it probably wouldn't work right on modern machines.
>>220271962I also kept the human and Klingon Torres' separate for the extra crew member, thanks Vidiian tech. I really wanted to save Ransom and the Equinox crew since that's my favourite episode of Voyager but that sector was the most difficult by far, I had to speedrun it just to get through it without losing to the constant hull damage. I picked the easiest mode but still ran into a lot of trouble at times. I also lost Seven of Nine when she was on an away mission and I went to the next sector aaaaaaaaargh
best ds9 episode by a long shot
>>220272051The worst episode of Star Trek ever made
>>220272072quark got raped for feminismeven gave his bargirl a raise afterwhat's not to love
>>220272072There is not a single episode of NuTrek that is as good as Profit and Lace, including Lower Drek.
>>220272011>Voyager, respond>Voyager, please respond
>>220272125I said Star Trek, shill.
we should rape all ferengi males and force them to listen to radical feminist literature
>>220272161It pleases me that you know the difference.
>>220272072worse than Threshold? worse than The Outrageous Okona?
sam nooo
I thought the nu trek fag was going to make his own thread with blackjack and hookers because he's such a nice magnanimous guywhatever happened there
It was a fire hazard
i liedhttps://youtube.com/shorts/MV8lnlGM5mA
are you getting the section 31 badge apu?i am
forgor pic
>>220271595You lost tranny.
>>220271962the kazon doesnt always betray you, just if you fuck around a little too much with the trabe. also considering you could keep normal b'elana and her klingon half, it always bugged me that you couldnt keep tuvok, neelix, and tuvix considering thomas riker shows the transporter doesnt have to completely remove the original in processing the sequence. fun game though, I just wish there were more away missions and it wasnt so easy to pass by unlocks and quests without ever realizing
>>220272655>it always bugged me that you couldnt keep tuvok, neelix, and tuvix considering thomas riker shows the transporter doesnt have to completely remove the original in processing the sequenceSame, you've got the Tuvix pattern right there just make a new one after you split the first back into their original parts. But that draws uncomfortable notions of life and death so the transporter can't work that way, unless it's an accident for one episode.
>>220273059kek. epic image
which character has the fattest ass
>>220272507How did they not notice the absurdity of Section 31 openly branding themselves in the middle of production? It boggles the fucking mind. Section 31 really never should have ever been referenced outside of that DS9 arc
>>220272279What's wrong with the outrageous okana?
>>220273148Troi
>>220271595star trek sex with wesley
>>220273148It may not quite be the fattest, but Kira has the best ass.
>>220273252Gotta have something nice to look at when they're not blowing up spaceships.
>>220273179they're the cia and the movie copped out with a heist just star wars did with rogue one. hollywood is too scared of the cia to do believable shadow war stories, garak is the best we got which is pretty great to be fair but more would be appreciated.reconciling roddenberrys idealism with the harsh reality of how the federation needs to deal with dark necessities is no easy task
Thomas Riker is way more interesting than William Riker.
>>220273179I wonder if it's a case of the writers being too dumb to understand how a clandestine conspiracy works or if "corrupt, shadowy members of an intelligence agency" was too similar to right-wing conspiracy theories and they didn't want to feel like they were validating them.
>>220273218He was more of a chad than Riker.Also, if I'm not mistaken, I think I heard that the actor that played him was also in the running to play Riker as well. I wouldn't say that was something that was wrong with him, and I really don't know what is wrong with the episode, because I barely remember it.
>>220273687Okona bangs teri hatcher, Data meets Joe Piscopo.
Enterprise is good
I wish I had a friendship like this.
>>220273866What? You wish you had homosexual tension with a depressed fatass/talkative twink?
>>220274159NTA but I can tell by your post that you've never had a meaningful platonic friendship with another man.
>>220274159>>220274229 is right. The essence of male friendship is insulting each other and helping each other with difficult tasks (usually moving heavy objects or fighting in a war). Fun fact. Meany and Siddig El Fadil El Mahdi Ibn Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious developed a similar friendship over one being Irish and the other being (half) English
>>220274229Why? Because I made fun of two Star Trek characters? You're deranged and probably homosexual.
>>220274341Well, if you were just being completely irreverent, sure but typically people who inappropriately attribute homosexual overtones to platonic male friendships just have zero experience with them and because they have no basis for realistic comparison, they assume some sexual element is in play.Bashir/Garak shippers for example. Well, most shippers really going back to the Kirk/Spock days.
DS9 > ENT > TNG/TOS > VOY
>>220274376That's all very pseud and nice and all but in DS9 there was specifically an awkward comedic scene where O'Brien said he liked Bashir more than his wife. Btw you're the loser wishing you had their friendship because, ironically, you've never had any close friends in your life. From our exchange I can see why.
Me and my best male friend have said "I love you" to each other before. No homosexuality even present.
>>220274274Other fun fact, at the start of the show Avery approached Sid talking solidarity about how the two of them were the only brown people on the show. Siddig replied that he's British and doesn't have that racial baggage.
>>220274483>but in DS9 there was specifically an awkward comedic scene where O'Brien said he liked Bashir more than his wife.You're just proving me right, anon. There's nothing gay about a man preferring his male friends to his wife. If you don't prefer your male friends to your wife, you either don't have any close male friends or you don't have a wife.
>>220274569NTABut that's going a bit too far lol.I have a best male friend. I love him.But I would not say I prefer him more to my wife. My wife enchants my entire life.
>>220274569Except the implication was homosexual tension, Mr. Autistic Elf.
>>220274569a man definitely shouldn't prefer his friends to his wife
>>220274569>There's nothing gay about a man preferring his male friends to his wifeThat is pretty much the definition of gay
>>220274599>My wife enchants my entire lifeJesus Christ. How long have you been married, anon? 6 months?>>220274607>homosexual tensionlmaoNo. It's the fact that admitting you'd rather spend time with your male friends instead of your wife is awkward because at the surface level it seems inappropriate somehow. But the reality is that most people prefer sharing the company of people they have the most in common with and most men have more in common with their close friends than they do with their wives.I love my wife. We're great for each other but our differences work to our advantage and one of the strengths of our relationship is that we both have our own friends and are content in our separate spheres as well as being content together.Being able to function independently is pretty important to a sustainable long-term relationship.t. been married 24 years this fall
>>220274706>t. massive faggot
>>220274726As much as I love the idea of star trek sex with shran, I'm going to have to stick to my guns on this one.
>>220274706>It's the fact that admitting you'd rather spend time with your male friends instead of your wife is awkwardNo it's not "awkward" or "inappropriate" the word you're looking for is "gay." Because it's gay.
>>220274766I don't think so. I like to play guitar for example and I spend a lot of time playing guitar. Believe it or not, I do not want to fuck guitars and I am not sexually attracted to them. I merely prefer playing them to, say, scrapbooking with my wife.
>>220274754is it really gay to wanna have sex with shran when he's sooo sexy?
>>220273866>>220274229>>220274274>>220274376>>220274569>>220274706>>220274754Overblown feminine reaction to absolutely nothing. Probably a tranny.
i remember that time Bashir got a little bit too familiar and started talking about O'Brien's marriage and O'Brien was about to go Setlik III on him
>>220274706I've been married to my wife since forever. Me and her sometimes come down to play on these little worlds for fun. In different scenarios we indulge with each other. But we are Eternal. Basically she makes any little thing that much sweeter. Just her being there. She's pure fragrance and enchantment to everything.
>here's that 50 year old guitar hobbyist i was telling you about
>>220274814Lots of gay men are in fake bullshit marriages where they fuck their wives and also get on Grindr and fuck 10 other guys that same night unbeknownst to her. You are gay and your marriage means nothing. Sorry you had to find out this way.
Personally, I think if you go on and on about how you love your wife and you have no male friends, you are an effeminate faggot.There is nothing more heterosexual and manly than hating your wife and spending 8 hours a day drinking in your garage either alone or in the company of other men who also hate their wives. It's just part and parcel of the American experience and if you don't get it, well, you must be some sort of limp-wristed European jackanape.>>220274858All jokes aside, that's quite sweet anon.
>>220274861making fun of the elderly never works because you too will be old one day (inshallah)
>>220274926I mean...you were the one pining for a male friendship. Something that all normal guys have had since childhood. I honestly don't even think you're married, you're just too much of a sperg.
anyway the reason I'm having star trek sex with shran is because it's clear to me that he actually likes women and treats them really nice. not a faggy bone in his body.
my male best friend reminds me so much of Riker. Tall. Dark Hair. Light Eyes. Fiercely Loyal.I love that guy.
and I like him more than my wife. I hate my wife!
>>220275006Blue tits
>>220275030I didn't post this. I love my wife more than my best friend. I'm this guy; >>220275010
>>220274861You should consider getting a hobby beyond consumable multimedia like Star Trek. Crafts are good, helps keep your brain engaged which is important for long-term health.>>220274969I think you're conflating two different anons as being the same poster. I wasn't pining for anything. My first post was an appraisal of someone else's, saying that this person clearly has no understanding of strong platonic friendships or their value.Quite ironic in a Trek fan, what with all of the Kirk/Spock stuff and how much value Trek itself places on the value of such friendships.
uh oh melty
My wife is tall , red haired with prominent front teeth and prominent clavicle. And it is a joy to see her face light up. Sightseeing a volcano in Iceland after a hike just wouldn't be the same without her looking at it with me. I love my wife so much.
>>220275140I mean this does sound pretty fucking gay
>called out for not having hobbies >OH NO A MELTIEok enjoy your twitch streams or kick streams or whatever you lot do
>>220275178Yeah better call up your boys and ask if they can come over and fart in your face so you can feel like a real straight man again
>>220275140>with prominent front teeth and prominent clavicle.honestly I'm seeing a bucktoothed cardassian
>>220274341Why did you trigger him so hard
>>220275213I'm sorry that you have such a hard time making friends, anon.
I'm really enjoying STA. They've expanded on the premise without falling into the usual traps and the world feels real with characters who are allowed to grow.
Great, he's going to just spam Nu Trek AI posts now because I called him out for not understanding friendships.
I entered DS9 with an unflinching favor to TNG over all other Treks but damn DS9 is objectively more emotional and develops the cast more than TOS or TNG.TNG's Aesthetic is better. Cozy Carpets. Of course.
>>220275301Lobotomy Tuvok was fun, they should have just left him like that.
>>220275324I like how they tied back to DS9 without chaining themselves to the moorings of 1990s thought
>>220275371>Lobotomy TuvokI prefer calling him Retarded Tuvok>I like smiling!Yeah, he's based.
>>220274229But you're very wrong. It seems you're not as insightful as you thought. Now what? Going to cope?
>>220275403I didn't want to insult the poor man, look at how happy he is.
i don't see their relationship as anything but platonic but I get why people ship them and I think it's mostly because Kirk is so fucking chill and emotionally intelligent and doesn't have an insecure bone in his body except when it comes to that time that cloud monster killed his crew and he felt like a failure or whatever.
>>220275444Yes, you've shown me how "not gotten to" you are by replying to my old post like 4 times in a row after the conversation has long since moved on.
does nutrek continue the tradition of exploding consoles? or did they leave that nonsense out
I don't know, why don't you tell us, since you made that post so you can reply to yourself
>>220275466The beginnings of 'shipping' are no mystery. And yes, Kirk/Spock was one of the first big 'shippings' in our pop culture history anyway but the reason is that the original Trek had a decent amount of female fans, and women don't really understand that sort of strong platonic male friendship because they rarely form those types of non-competitive relationships with other women, particularly when they're younger (and most shippers are younger, as it's kind of a childish fantasy to begin with).Leonard Nimoy in particular always had a strong female following which really bothered him as he explained in his book I Am Not Spock.
I like House of Quark and 'Looking for Par'mach in the wrong places'.I am on Season 5. I hope there are more Quark and Grilka sodes.
>>220275469So you've chosen to cope. Interesting. I can tell you were raised by a single mother.
>>220275575>mansplaining shipping to methanks for making me laugh
>>220275643It's just normal explaining. Calling it "mansplaining" is revealing far too much information about yourself. Anyway, I was there in the 70s in the conventions, interacting with the very autistic, lonely women who wrote these shipping fanfictions and sold them for a dime in custom bindings. They were largely what were then referred to as "spinsters" and most of them fetishized Nimoy. Again, he talks about it extensively in his aforementioned book. I'd say it's even a central theme of it.
>>220275301TFW you see a trekpu you made in the wild :)
>>220275348What would Star Trek Trailer Park Boys actually be like? I imagine it would have to be some backwater planet, maybe a deep space station like DS9 would work best (except with no magic space hole making it actually important).
>>220275820i could see it starring those lizard brothers from Who Mourns for Morn or something
>>220275495it was a real question, I don't know or care about your squabble up there with another gay clique memberdo nutrek consoles explode?
>>220275356Winn Adami is in 14 episodes and has more development than anyone in TNG. DS9 is just a different animal.
>>220275820nutrek already did that bit
>>220271651i played across the unknown, i enjoyed it for the most part. reminded me why I love trek. how is the resurgence game? i heard a lot of negative reviews, as long as it feels like old trek with dialogue not being like the modern shows, i would be down to try it
>>220275324The writers have had to learn some hard lessons about Star Trek but STA is a gamechanger and I'm really looking forward to seeing how this whole thing pans out.
>>220275356You will live in the brown space mall and eat the space street food and like it
>>220275887Yeah she went from "my child" in 11 episodes to "fuck random bajoran man who looks like dukat and curse god" in the last 3. Wow.
>>220276038I was surprised to realize she tries to kill a political rival in only her first or second appearance. I remembered her fall from grace being a lot more gradual.
Looking forward, STA is exploring a side of the Star Trek universe that was left largely untouched by earlier iterations. How they face this new threat and deal with the challenges posed is a really exciting premise.
>>220276069one of the first things she does is blow up a school how could you misremember that lmao. i don't know if i would say she has a lot "character development" but she is really consistent and strong and played by one of the best actors. you kind of just gradually see more depths of her evilness as times goes on.
>>220275356Well, y'see, fella, TOS that was made way before we had like modern storytelling techniques or like plot and character arcs or even character development, I mean sure those things had existed in literature and drama to some extent, but in television they were late coming, worldbuilding techniques, too. Even TNG was kinda there on the cusp between classic and more modern television in terms of story-telling, character development, worldbuilding, serialized elements. Like DS9 was one of the first shows of that like new era of television creation. Of course, now we have all these great and developed techniques but they're only used in service of godawful slop content.
>>220276127It was 15 years between my first and second watch and now 6 years since then
>Well, y'see, fella, TOS that was made way before we had like modern storytelling techniques or like plot and character arcs or even character development, I mean sure those things had existed in literature and drama to some extent, but in television they were late coming, worldbuilding techniques, too.
>>220276169Name 1 tv show pre 1970 with any significant character development not necessitated by some major event like the end of a series or an actor leaving.
>>220276226Star Trek
>>220276069It's an easy thing to forget. As later episode develop her backstory and motivation she becomes sympathetic. Most media trains us to think of morally grey characters as someone good turning bad, it's rarer to have a villain who we learn has the potential to be better.
>>220276250No, Star Trek was highly episodic. It reset to status quo everytime, well, no, they did have the fucking Organian Treaty as a piece of continuity mentioned once.
>>220274569
>>220276305No it doesn't
>>220275575I wonder why Spock isn't remembered as a heartthrob today? I guess the fanbase got older, but why did new generations not come into Star Trek and see him the same way? Or did I just not know about it?
>>220274569>If you don't prefer your male friends to your wife, you either don't have any close male friends or you don't have a wife.Once they start fucking each other you won't have either.
>>220276345Yes it does, you just don't know how to watch television correctly.
>>220276395I dunno, my Mom thought Dr. McCoy was the hot one.
>>220276395>I wonder why Spock isn't remembered as a heartthrob today?The real question you shoiuld be asking is why he ever was
>>220276464based
>>220276395>why did new generations not come into Star Trek and see him the same way?but i did. but there are a lot of other appealing characters to pay attention to these days
>>220271595YWNBAW
>>220276395Better screens and less smoking.
>>220275575It should also be noted that the overwhelming majority of the organized Trek fandom in the early years--fan clubs, zines, conventions--were female, which is just insane to think about now.
>>220276131Everything you said is wrong except your last sentence.
>>220277077it's not insane to think about, it's the same even today with most fandoms
>>220276226I could probably name 20, but I'm not going to waste my time on you.
>>220277105I wonder how the stereotype shifted to "virgin male nerds" so quickly.
>>220277269probably started with those SNL skits
Reminds me of that Lisa Ann scene.
>>220275914You can't buy it now since the license holders pulled it from stores last month, but it's easy enough to pirate. I find the story very fun and it's great seeing all the fantastic sets and the DS9 uniforms and all that. It's definitely dialogue driven, the gameplay is essentially infrequent quicktime events, and these are the weakest part of the game because the story and design work is so strong. It is a little bit woke (too many ethnic characters primarily) but nothing like nuTrek wokeness, mostly in the lower decks and extras. Of the officers we see (the entire command crew plus others not from the Resolute), I think only the doctor is non-white, she's black, but they got rid of her filthy dreads from the previews which feels like a concession to non-wokeness. The story isn't woke although at one point you are asked to choose between a civilised race and their savage servant race with the implication that the latter is being exploited, you can choose either and I chose the civilised race quite happily.
>>220275593There aren't, sadly.
>>220276447>doesn't recognize character development of some of the most beloved characters of all sci-fi>thinks others don't watch correctlyShit man you only have a 5 int
>>220274964When I'm old I want a sweet chair like this dude
Picard-style show about Neelix heading to the Alpha Quadrant and convincing Janeway to take command of Voyager again for one last mission to the Delta Quadrant.
>>220280416It has to be called 'Neelix'
Damn, I wanted to watch something else that was spooky like Time Squared so I revisited the 90's Outer Limits and I never knew that first ep was a former TNG writer adapting GRRM.
>>220280589ants will take over the world and enslave humanity.
Albert Einstein was a genius but his brother Frank was a monster.
>>220280875what if they just seek peaceful coexistence
>>220280589A load of Trek actors show up in the 90s Outer Limits series too, mostly from the TNG cast.
>>220273866You want to befriend a jeet?
>>220281011I completely forgot it was Beau Bridges (and his dad, and his son) too. So it also has the guy from the bad seasons of SG-1.
>STOP USING DRUGS, BIATCH!!!>Tuvok said rationally
>>220281125>Let me show you what crack cocaine did to my hometown
>>220281079It was filmed at the same studios as the Stargate shows and it even shared some executive producers too. The first generation of the Asgard puppets were modified greys from an Outer Limits episode. A lot of the military base or futuristic sets in Outer Limits were just redressed Stargate Command sets too.
>>220275575A part of the disconnect of gay shipping between men and women is that women are inherently more aesthetically bisexual than men but are incapable of being sexually satisfied by other women because they lack the phallus (this is why lesbian domestic violence is so high, an incapability of being satisfied).Girls in their youths will have intense near-romantic friendships but will cut it out because they understand they can't be sexually satisfied with each other. So women look at men and their friendships and think 'you can be both romantically and sexually satisfied by each other because you have a phallus, why don't you?' and project it onto them, not understanding that men are less inherently aesthetically bisexual than they are.It all comes down to biology. Men are hunters: plan and threat analysis. Women are gathers: plan and social analysis. Women are biologically more incline to like romance in fiction, and inject it where there isn't any. And men are more inclined to autistically map out and powerscale fiction.
And you people... you're some sort of mixed Starfleet and Maquis crew on a ship trapped in the Delta Quadrant and you're on some sort of Star Trek:Voyager?
>>220273179honestly section 31 was shit in ds9 too. they should have never existed.
>>220274674I’m pretty sure the definition of gay is wanting to put penis inside other men or receive penis inside yourself. At least that’s what my scoutmaster told me
>>220272146>Yes we read you breast milk. Sorry go on milk, i mean breast milk, i mean...*Connection terminated*
>name a ship after 20th century deep space probe >somehow ship gets sent into deep space on routine missionBravo vince
>>220282502They really should have had Voyager encounter V'Ger at some point during the journey home. Would've made for an interesting season finale.
>>220282390They didn't exist. It was just Sloan pretending, the dudes he was with were probably just holograms.
>>220282512vger merged with decker and left the galaxy decades before voyager was built
How could anyone be a trekkie these days?
>>220282998with gusto (gusto is my landscaping guy)
>>220282502>name a ship after 20th century deep space probeAre you so sure she wasn't named after this fine vessel
>>220283063>What we need is USS Batavia!
>>220280589I remember watching the Outer Limits with my big sister. The episode where Sloane's robot assistant suddenly gets het tits out was quite an event>it was the second episodeHuh? Maybe they aired them out of order here because I'm sure I saw more before inexplicably not bring allowed to watch the show anymore
>>220283157The outer limits and stargate were first broadcast on showtime and cable stations back then would put random tits on screen to remind you why you were paying extra for their channel.
>>220282664This has always been my headcanon. Sloan is basically just like the Admiral antagonist from the Homefront 2-parter: one guy LARPing and maybe a handful of friends going along with him even if they're not fully on board. The difference this time is that the war is causing more and more higher-ups to look away, creating the illusion that there really is this powerful shadow organization. So now even admirals assume it must be a real thing.
lieutenant commander tomov nooo
Just started watching tng for the first time. Everywhere online says to skip most episodes of s1 and s2, what do you guys think? I’m really enjoying the slow pace of it and haven’t disliked an episode yet, I’m just itching to get to the ‘good’ stuff though
>>220284173Just shut the fuck up and watch every episode. If you listen to people online, you'll end up like the autistic retard spamming nutrek webms for attention (he actually hates nutrek, just wants the attention)
>>220284200>he actually hates nutreki doubt he's a nazi bro
>>220274830Alone yet again tonight?
>>220284173Just watch the whole show. S1 and S2 have their moments and there's also stuff set up that pays off in later seasons, plus you'll get the benefit of seeing the production quality and general quality of the show go up as you get to s3 and beyond.
>>220284173IMO the "skip early seasons" thing is advice you give to friends who might otherwise be turned off by science fiction in general but you know they'll love the comfy vibes of the later seasons regardless of genre.
>>220284173>skip most episodes of seasons 1 & 2a star trek staple recommendation. star trek was mostly filmed on a tight budget and deadline, so the earliest episodes tend to have less sets, set pieces and the actors still trying to figure out their characters. >my curated tng season 1 list1/2 Encounter at Farpoint13 Datalore15 1100100119 Coming of Age20 Heart of Glory23 Skin of Evil25 Conspiracy26 The Neutral Zone
if any part of a series can be skipped its not worth watching at all. there are no exceptions.
>>220273429That right there highlights the fundamental misunderstanding of the material that nutrek fell into.Section 31 is NOT the CIA, because the CIA is actually acknowledged to exist. They post youtube videos talking about their diversity hires for fucks sake.Section 31 isnt the CIA, its a black project that officially doesnt exist that gets their funding on the ass-end of some 700-page farm subsidy bill that no one ever reads but always has uncharacteristically bipartisan support. In order for section 31 to actually get away with the shit they do, the feds need total deniability - they dont have a section 31, they offically and categorically deny the existence of any group called section 31, anyone claiming to be section 31 was either a private actor or being decieved by some other group, etc.
>>220284544this is /trek/I have a special bookcase just for the big 3around 400 hours of uninterrupted watchtime in just those threethe fuck are you talking about
>>220284323Why does everyone insist S1 is budget. The production values are better than any other season
>>220271579Kek
>>220284556with how much timelines, temporal shenanigangs and causality have evolved they're probably in a self-imposed schrödinger state of being whatever the federation needs them to bemore trek dealing with shadow wars would still be appreciated, from og romulans to garak and even tuvok i like those episodes>>220284693star trek is relatively low budget originally. the transporter, whacky aliens dressed in lost&found bin costumes, bridge organized like a theater stage all came from creative approaches to limited resources.later series still have to deal with the fact that any season 3 has more stock footage of the ship, planets and more ready built setpieces for more rooms or varied alien planets to visit as well as developed characters and actors settled into their roles
What is something that works well in one series, that would look stupid in another? For me, it's the Enterprise baseball hats. They really work well with their uniforms, but would look retarded if TNG crew tried to wear something like that.
>>220284816It makes them look like a formula 1 pit crew, but that kind of comes with the modern looking jumpsuits in general.
>>220284816ent gets away with so much shit. refused to watch it when it first came out but it's really grown on me.neelix food would look ridiculous on any of the enterprises.
>>220273083Samefag
would you pet neelix' talaxian furfly?pretty please?
wasnt funny the first 10 times
earth scientists trying to raise the ocean floor and create a new continent is proof that earth is not a post scarcity utopia. the debate is over.
https://youtu.be/n-biOu3tNfwman, i love shuttles.
>>220272938janeway would have killed tuvix even if there was no chance of restoring tuvok and neelix. EMH was going to withhold the cure until tuvix challenged her authority and had to be made an example.
>elizabeth janeway
>nicole janeway
>>220284173Watch all of it. Just keep in mind the first two seasons were made with Roddenberry's input, recycled scripts, and old staff from TOS so a lot of times it will feel closer to that show than the rest of TNG.Pulaski best girl btw
>>220284791This is how they should have made a section 31 series>cooler, more prestigious ship is at earth spacedock for a overhaul/crew reassignment, fuck make it the Titan and have Riker make a cameo>lieutenant protagonist having a not entirely pleasant conversation with Riker about being reassigned, insists its punitive >Riker swears up and down they've butted heads more than a few times but he's always respected the kid, reminds him of him, says he even argued to keep him but the reassignment comes from higher than he has any pull on, nothing he can do.>protag has been assigned to some fucking bullshit Oberth in a galactic backwater cataloging nebulae, career death sentence, all signs pointing towards him ending up like Picard if he didnt get stabbed in the heart>SURPRISE COCKSUCKER ITS A FRONT>he meets all the criteria for a section 31 agent, the oberth is actually crewed entirely with section 31 misfits and they operate with a sick-ass stealth shuttle with a sub-space -transwarp-inside out space vagina drive that can get them all over the place fast as fuck>rest of the series is basically Star Trek: Mission Impossible
i'm almost finished with VOYwhat's the consensus on ENT? i'm watching regardless
>>220285237eh, that works but too obvious for megive me sleeper agents in the main cast doing stuff on screen so sneakily i have to rewatch to get why they wrote themselves out with a wink after a job well done two seasons later. section 31 could be all about the story not told, the helpful coincidences, but it needs to be played with the straghtest face.which yeoh isn'tcool fashion thoand that ship is so bad
>>220285276>consensus on ENTthere never was and never will be a consensus on ENTT'Pol has ruined my life
>>220285237actually the right way to make a S31 series is to not make a S31 series
>>220285276ENT is not great not terrible it's just pretty...fine
>>220285276It's good, overhated because it was so different from TNG/DS9/VOY era trek. It's not as good as TNG or DS9 but I'd say it's about on VOY level of quality for the most part. Season 3 is absolute kino and does VOYs concept better than VOY did. Season 4 is also really good. Seasons 1 and 2 are good but have some low points.Overall 4 seasons was never enough to let the show find it's footing and it basically got canned while it was starting to get into it's groove.
>>220285529it is not overhated and people don't like it on its own merits because there are alot of things about it that are actually shitty.
>>220285276>What if Dubya was a starship captain?
to you
>>220285684
>>220285725
If you think about it, telling people to skip certain seasons isn't much different from how many of us would get into shows before the streaming era: just catching a ramdom 'sode that managed to hook you in while channel surfing.
>>220278175hmm doesn't sound so bad I'll give it a shot and report back, thanks
I just finished DS9. What did I think of the finale?
>>220285942especially true for 90s trek where many episodes were written with that in mind. you don't need to know anything going in for most tng episodes but you're rewarded, even if you skipped two episodes due to soccer practice.nutrek is written for bingewatching and second screen experience and it shows
>>220286085It was utterly bizarre how disconnected the Dominion War and Dukat storylines wound up, and Paramount should be ashamed of themselves for making it canon that Sisko never came back. Avery Brooks fucking hated the ending and you should too.
>>220286085>of the finale??gumbo with or without tomatoes?
>>220285942its more like telling someone they shouldnt bother watching it at all because even the biggest fans of the show dont like it all.
>>220286085The Pah Wraiths were fucking stupid.
>>220286161biggest fan of the show knows the best episodesbiggest fan of eating thai knows the best thai spotsbiggest fan of cars recommends the good carif someone asks me about my topic of interest i give a qualified answernot all of trek is kinobut there is kino
>>220286136nutrek is alt timelime. nothing the studio says can change that because they fucked up so bad its completely incompatible. also sisko not coming back is already canon. the phophets can send him back to the moment he left as if he was never gone. leaving at all means he left forever.
When you're young it's all about Troi.When you become a man, it's Crusher.
>>220286259I liked Beverly as a boy too.
pulaskibros i...
offical episode skip list:TOS - no episodes may be skippedTAS - no episodes may be skippedTNG - no episodes may be skippedDS9 - no episodes may be skippedVOY - no episodes may be skippedENT - no episodes may be skippedSTD - all episodes must be skippedPIC - all episodes must be skippedLD - all epiosodes must be skippedSNW - all episodes must be skippedPRO - everything except Chakotay should be skippedShorts: may be skippedSA - all episodes must be skippedScouts - no episodes may be skippedMovies - JJ may be skippedVidya - all vidya may be skippedBooks - may skip all except making of star trekComics - all comics may be skippedFan Series: may be skipped
>>2202852762nd best trutrek
klingon honor guard may not be skippedvoyager elite force I & II may not be skippedthat guy is an idiotabort, don't listen
>skips a final unitykys
>>220273353This poster is a man of culture.
>>220285276Rough. 9:11 forced them to course correct as with dying ratings. They screwed it up.
>>220286390im glad you died icheb
>>220286161You go back and watch the bad eppies to appreciate how far things have come.
>>220285276Best Trek, bar none. You're in for a real treat
>skip elite force 2take that back
>skip starfleet academy live action sequences and incomprehensible full keyboard gameplay>on 11 or more cdsi am going to find you and rip your combadge off your chest if you do not repent and apologize
>skip pic relatedbrother, how can you call yourself anything trek with a straight face?get yourself some culture
The OG
>mfw nutrekhater
just play mass effect trilogy if you want a 'trek game
>>220286691Got that IHNMAIMS aesthetic
>nutrekhater screams at pocahontas>nutrekhater says skip gamespattern emergesyou little shit
>>220287001Still would.
>>220286968I heard people didn't like the third one. I've got all three on 360 but they're on my eternal backlog.>>220287001>Kes eats the bugs>Kes owns nothing>Kes is happy
>>220287001>'nutrekhater' as if it's a single person that hates nutrek>instead of everyone on this entire plane of existence except for your gay asslollmao even
will you hold my hand, /trek/?
>>220284992god theyre so ugly>>220285276its a good show, tone-wise its not the same as the TNG umbrella like DS9/VOY are but the characters are comfy and the writing is good about 60-70% of the timethey do have a bad habit of occasionally making the plot "oh no we've never done this before so we did something retarded"
>Why yes, this seems like an excellent new look for the Ferengi.>Print it
>>220285521desu I really like the aesthetics of enterprise. giving archer a tiny cabin that he constantly has to duck in to avoid hitting his head and all of the other submarine like construction of the ship did a good job setting the tone for the era. the temporal cold war was a dog shit idea with a bad execution, but all of the andorian stuff, season 3, and the fall out in season 4 was as great, and I wished voyager had more of the cumulative damage they had enterprise take. that's just my opinion though
>>220287184>the temporal cold war was a dog shit idea with a bad executionanytime crewman daniels shows up i just get so fucking boredhis plot is boring his lines are boring his face is boring
>>220285276>>220285521ENT? It fucking sucks but it's still mandatory viewing. Even if it's bad Star Trek, it's still Star Trek and is markedly different from the Nu-Trek abominations which follow.>>220287184I do not respect anyone who types in all lower case because the nutrek spammer also types in all lower case. I must hereby determine that you are the nutrek spammer and that you are in fact gay as hell and a homosexual faggot.
>>220287177that's peak ferengi, bat ears are cool
>tfw realizing I have a massive stockpile of nutrek hate material to post
>I do not respect anyone who types in all lower casenigger
>>220287258>>220271705
>>220287276Well, I must respectfully disagree. I enjoy laughing at things that are shit, especially if it's simultaneously occurring with someone sperging out about how said thing is not shit.
>>220286390That's a lot of all or nothing. >Scouts - no episodes may be skipped?!?
>>220287213Why was he dressed like a Cenobite?
>skip video gameslet's talk about the paradise syndrome
>>220287305it doesn't matter if you disagree. by having nutrek shit saved to your computer and insisting on talking about it at all you are a massive fucking faggot that deserves death by anal rape. period.
>skip video games
There are a few of you who would make /trek/ much better if you just never posted. I'm not sorry if this offends you.
>>220287363Well, you're just wrong and a newfag apparently. Some of the best times /trek/ has ever had has been laughing at the car crash that is NuTrek.And we will never stop laughing.
just meand younobody here but us chickens
>>220287420no, /trek/ has never had a good time when nutrek is being posted. but you're a shill so you're fucking oblivious.
>>220287433Incorrect on multiple accounts.
>>220287486Gay AF
>skip videogames
onooohe's going to scream about savages
>>220287628>>220287524
>an ancient healing technique
>>220271705No man, fuck you. Your "just ignore it bro" strategy didn't do shit for ten years. TEN YEARS of Nu Trek shit and people like you just kept your mouths shut, "focused on the good stuff," and didn't do shit about it.Meanwhile, I'm on the front lines. I'm rallying opinion against this garbage. I'm retweeting it to media outlets who pick it up to make fun of it. I'm engineering public outcry over how terrible it is, and generating bad publicity that genuinely hurts Kurtzman and co.So fuck you, you're no better than a Cardassian collaborator.
Word of mouth marketing never looked so transparent
are you a mirror universe enjoyer?
>>220287309it will only take you about an hour
>Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
>>220287748>"just ignore it bro"Hey, the audience did that too!
>>220287775Yeah bro you caught me, I'm a "word of mouth marketer" when I say Alex Kurtzman and his jew entertainment lawyer wife and all of their flunkies should be subjected to the bronze bull tortures of ancient Greece before being shot out of a cannon into the sun.THIS will make people watch Starfleet ACKademy
>tell /trek/ they can skip games if they want without missing anything critical>somehow this is controversali love you guys
>>220287805Such an ugly series
>>220271705Most powerful post ITT
>>220287822yeah true people can't look up how to watch it if you don't make posts with the producers name and the name of show you totally don't want them to watch
>>220287806No. They ignored STD and tried to ignore Picard but ACK was so bad that it could not be ignored. The public outcry finally became mainstream enough for them to mothball the entire franchise for a while. Thank God.>>220287854I can't tell if you're so conspiratorial that you've become schizo or if you're just a fucking idiot.You can bet your ass I know the names of the people responsible for shitting all over things I care about. If you don't, it's because you care about nothing.
>>220287891>admitting he cares about nutrekYou're so bad at this man
ooga-chakka-ooga-chakkaour enlightened values will save these savageschakka-ooga-chakka-oogaradical feminist literature is like magic to them
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new>>220287993>>220287993>>220287993
dont eat poop, trekbros
>>220288060What's with the new nutrek webm spam gimmick, 229? Just bored or?
>>220288089some people just hate generals so much they will spend all day everyday trying to spoil them
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>>220287805If there are holoemitters in this nightclub, how does she phase through that guy at the beginning and then turn solid later? Can holograms control their density now, or was this just bad writing?
>>220288223kek, a daring synthesis
>do you guys play video games?
are you an extremely dynamic individual, /trek/?
welcome to the sacred ritual of the kometa fish
>>220286390>LD - all epiosodes must be skippedFuck you, LD is peak star trek.
>>220286956>>220286919>>220286829How come some low effort FMV game did a good andorian make up, while TNG did it once and it looked like shit?
>>220288684Kys
>>220286829>>220286919>>220286956More of this Andorian cutie pls
>>220284816Archer does a hoverhand.
>>220284891Whoopi Goldberg was cringe then and then times moreso today.
>>220289631*10 times
