Nu Trek STILL Fucking SUCKS EditionPreviously on /trek/: >>220271577
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>And you people, you're all Star Trekkers, on some kind of continuing mission to explore strange new worlds; to seek out new life and new civilizations; to boldly go where no one has gone before?First Contact's script isn't very subtle.
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>>220288027>SUCK MY KIRK COCK!!!!!What the hell did he mean by this?
Akoocheemoya. I am far from the wampum and wigwams of my ancestors.
>>220288054its pronounced kirok
>>220288014>You're all astronauts, on some kind of Star Trek: First Contact (1996) 780p axxo!I didn't get it at the time
>mfw the injuns gift me a tradwife for shaking a kid and talking about marx
>these people are like children, i just explained the concept of digging a channel to them>and growing plants by candlelightknocked that bitch up first chance he got too
Turnabout Intruder up nextwhat am I in for?
You have to play ALL of the games.
you do not have to play armada
play birth of the federation instead
>>220287993Happy May the 4th y'all!
don't cross timelineswe're in enough shit as isthird chakotay wars just ended in another tie
>>220288973you should REALLY play the gamehttps://youtu.be/eew_mzs0gxM
i like starfleet academy and there's nothing you can do about ithttps://youtu.be/BIUkaUUBsbE:3
https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Klingon_warbird#Background_informationMaybe don't give your similar looking & similar functioning enemy alien warships such similar names, bozos.
Star Trek sex with captain janeway and seven of nine while neelix watches from the cuck chair
Fucking kek I was watching the race 'sode and the writers got Tom's backstory confused with Nick Locarno's. Torres says Tom was expelled from the Academy when that's obviously not true.
>>220289762Wasn't he? Or was he just AWOL when he joined up with the Maquis for that week?
>>220289762characters are legally distinct cause tng and voyager were licensed to different networks and while that doesn't mean character rights everyone agreed it would be easier to create tom paris
>>220287993I hate those ugly frogs. They're just as gay as Nutrek.
>>220289874>TNG>licensed to a networklolNo, they just didn't want to pay the writer of First Duty residuals every time Paris' name was mentioned. It's really that simple, Berman said it himself. They loved the character of Locarno but paying those kind of residuals was an unrealistic proposition, so they just renamed him.
>>220288801Is this trek's biggest pleb filter? I can't imagine anyone not enjoying such a whimsical episode.
>>220289914i've seen the interviews my dude, tng ran and still runs under syndication except where it does not and every rule has an exception.point stands, temporal command has cut the thread, return to your stationsi hate niggers who try to restore a perfectly cut timeline
>>220288957Happy 4th of May to you too.
i said DONT CROSS THE TIMELINES!i hate niggers so much its unreal
>>220289984You really don't handle being wrong very well, do you.
>>220288957>>220289989Funny that trek nerds and SWdorks both have something in common after all these years: both their favorite franchises have done nothing but make garbage for years now. Commiserate, friends.
>>220289804He made it through the academy and served in Starfleet for a bit before being discharged.
>>220290046you are correct, tng ran under syndication while voyager ran under upn, which i foolishly abreviated to "different networks"i also didn't put the same point you repeated in the exact same way as you did, touchéyou won, good sir, a tip of my hat to youta-ta
>>220289965i find it better for filtering mallwalkers. anyone who likes ds9 and doesnt like the real star trek eps like move along home doesnt deserve to be a star trek fan.
The Maquis were only a thing for barely a year before VOY premiered but Chakotay and B'Elanna act like it was several years
>>220290143Time moves differently as you approach the speed of light.
>Alexander Hilary Kurtzman (born September 7, 1973) is an American filmmaker. He is best known for co-writing the scripts to Transformers (2007), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009), Star Trek (2009), Star Trek Into Darkness (2013), and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) with his writing and producing partner Roberto Orci, and directing and co-writing The Mummy (2017). He made his directorial debut with People Like Us (2012), co-written alongside Orci and Jody Lambert.Jesus wept
>>220290135>it was the nutrek spamming faggot replying to mekek you would be the guy that was wrong, of coursedumb fuck
>>220290143how old are paris and torres supposed to be? they earnestly treat harry like a kid but when you compare thier backstories theyd only be 2 or 3 years older than him, maybe less.
>>220289914i think its a little more simple than that. Nick Lorcarno is a shitty name for a main character.
They milked the cow to death years ago and refuse to except it. For fuck sakes it's a skeleton at this point.
>>220288209this is one of the few episodes that has enough time passing to almost make sense. he lives with them for 2 months
sometimes you have to give the little piggies some air
>>220288957>>220290056No more brother wars.
>>220289661Neelix must know some crazy aphrodisiacs and boner pill recipes
>>220288957My favorite SW character is Thot Gor.
>>220290452No, more brother wars!
>>220290625https://starwars-universe.fandom.com/wiki/Glup_Shitto
>>220290174And here I thought the Arabs ran Hollywood
>>220288009star trek sex with wesley
>>220290452cringe federation arrogance>>220290877based qlingon wisdom
>>220291102No homo, but I'd let Chadwes jerk me off
Kasq really is the only the second Dyson sphere in trek canon or am I missing something?
I can't even tell what I'm looking at
all it ever really took for data to become human was to forget that he wasn'tthere's a lesson in there somewhere
>and there was an IP counter
They should make a series about post-Picard Wesley.
>>220291583isn't he a q now?
>>220291659no they merged the traveler and gary seven's bunch into one organization because they're retarded
>>220291673i don't think he could've been any clearer when he said he works really hard to not be misunderstoodmight've been the wind
>>220291583So true. We need some new MAPcoded kino
We can't be afraid of the wind, Ensign.
imagine knowing what happens in alt timeline nushit trek. i cannot even
25th Century Harry Kim series chronicling his grueling rise up the ranks of Starfleet. The series opens on his 51st birthday and ends on his 60th when he finally achieves the rank of Lieutenant Junior Grade.
>>220291966siskos niggering cost starfleet a few thousand officers so kim would be promoted very quickly after voyagers return.
>temporal command service transmissionwhen stranded in a dead timeline, locate your closest braxton to return to central command
>>220287993working on a model of the TOS bridge, should the vents colors under the consoles be matching colors for each station?
>Temporal Integrity Comission Dispatchidentify continuities by their theme tunemirror episodes often play a variant tuneit's been a looong road, getting from there to here
>>220288801Fuck awff, Julian. I'm just trying to sit here, eat my peperoni, and smoke a little bit of weed
>Temporal Integrity Comission DispatchIntercept and Dispatch any Weyoun spotted further than 15 light years from the Sisko horizon with the highest urgency
seven of nine nooo
>>220292453Do you eat anything with your pepperoni or do you just eat pepperoni plain?
>>220293006Just go get another one
>>220293006HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF
mars is purdy this spacetime of years
is it over? did we win?
yes we all didlet's watch tv
voyager nooo
>>220287993They won't be happy till every character is a gay black. Lmao...
>>220293531Gay AF
>>220288992Never liked how they had to recast Braxton.
>>220293006Go recruit her a fraction of a second before we recruited her last time, surely there won't be any causality issues surrounding that.
>>220291123such a sexy sexy dog i want to fugg that sexy sexy dog
>>220288944Fun game
Orville is good nutrek tho
>Temporal Integrity Comission Dispatch17% of all temporal incursions result from women not trusting each otherall of these happen close but are not caused by talaxian furflies>>220293837sovl
>>220293872better than std the disease that ruined star trek
>>220293339no. and no. kys.
>>220294092each and every time i see a talaxian furfly i get an overwhelming urge to hit it with a sledgehammer
six of seven
>>220294302i just ignore it because there is nothing interesting or humorous about it.
>know all about section 31>found the federation>get elected presidentlove me ent but they should have left it to die alone on DS9.
Trek & Morty
>>220294474Whose Morty?
>>220293484was that the end of the hell planet clones? interesting episode but i didnt think they did enough to try to survive. should have been able to land on a planet and build themselves a habitat to sustain them until they could build a new ship.
>Temporal Integrity Comission Dispatchkeep your mental filters clean by ignoring thingsplease ignore this messageand anything else you don't enjoyfocus on what you likelike star trekand star trek video games
>>220294567we are allowed to skip the games though, right?
>>220294549that's the braxton bomb plot from "relativity"only episode in which seven wears the blue jumpsuit
>>220293638The phrase "Star Trek was always progressive and pushing the envelope" means it was tackling storylines that may have been considered taboo at the time. Such as a metaphor for the Vietnam War or gender conformity. It doesn't mean audiences want to follow a majority queer cast on a journey to find themselves. Nobody would care about a gay Klingon if he was a Worf type character with a husband in the background.
>>220294590i try to focus on what to watch or play more than what not to watch or play myself. that way i can keep little note cards with recommended watchlists for different themes. i'm creating one for "cloak and dagger" episodes across oldtrek currentlyyou should give klingon honor guard a try if you haven't already, and starfleet academy the video game i'd consider a must for the live action alonesad you can't get replica box sets these days, all my coolest stuff is my own from ages ago
>>220294567Shut up faggot you will never be accepted here, nor will your nutrek trash
lieutenant commander tomov nooo
>>220294758The OP is literally nutrek
>>220294795kek is that right
>>220294789Looks like shit
>>220294851fitting, i'm watching "night"
theta waste transport coming in
>>220294549Hell Planet clones' ship lost cohesion and broke apart into a big cloud of goo JUST before the real Voyager got a look at them. They even tried to save all their experiences in their logs but they couldn't launch it in time. All those moments, etc.
>Temporal Integrity Comission DispatchEnsure that your timelines voyager collapses no more than three and no less than once a season to avoid runaway janeway factors
ALL HANDS ABANDON SHIPALL HANDS ABAND
I've never watched Star Trek Discovery, but from what I've seen on youtube I really like the concept of "The Burn", only the incident and nothing about how it happened or how it was fixed, and kind of wish we got a new show set during it. It would be fun having the Federation in the wild space west.
>>220295344>It would be fun having the Federation in the wild space west.Just go farther, space is basically infinite. Mount an expedition to the Delta quadrant, search for wormholes linking the Milky Way and Andromeda galaxies, or even just find a way to the Magellanic clouds and other nearby shit. I'd expect the Federation to be doing that centuries into the future, maybe sooner.
the burn is the big loregap between old and nutrek, fill it with your fanfic
i noticed almost all of the star trek academy clips have some light source that shines oddly on the characters, like a perverted gay sun that shines only on Gods gayest characters. its like jjs dumb lens flare. flat (lighting) is justice
>like a perverted gay sunis the perverted gay sun in the room with us right now, anon? are they telling you to yell at pocahontas?
Is there a single thing in the last 5 years that is worth watching?
>>220295779what's your top 3 favorite oldtrek episodes?
>>220295779Yes, but nothing with a Star Trek logo attached to it. We have a schizo who spams the thread with NuTrek because it's so shit and so hated and he wants attention, so really it's just fodder for trolling at this point and nothing else.
>>220295779No, I've been going back and watching random shit from the 90s-00s. Sarah Connor Chronicles isn't good but I'd rather watch the rest of it than any new direct-to-streaming garbage.
>We have a schizothat's me, i like starfleet academy, voyager and some of the video games :3
>>220295806TNG was great, Enterprise was pretty good and Babylon 5 (kek) I watched Section 31 and couldn't finish it. The last OKAY thing I watched was Lower Decks, Strange new worlds/Discovery were trash.>>220295830What's the new Trek adjacent show to watch?
>>220295988Orville is your best bet. It's goofier in its initial season as Seth had to fool Fox into thinking he was making another Family Guy style comedy show but it's just Star Trek without the branding from S2 on.
i love pretending to enjoy things i actually hate to epically own people who also hate them
>>220295779>with his rocket in his pocket, he can build most anything.>like a laser or a phaser, a piano or a diamond ring
slipstream!wooo
They did it again!DJ T'Pring Performs 'Liberated Bride'https://youtu.be/Sl_FQ-48mbw
>>220296094He'll never stop seething about the /co/ mods taking away his Lower Decks general. Ruining /trek/ is the only thing that keeps him from killing himself probably.
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>Temporal Integrity Comission Dispatchprotect Harry Kim at all costkeep Harry Kim from being promoted at all cost
>>220296365i want to fugg harry kim please let me fugg harry kim please
>>220296386you can submit your proposal to synchronize your timelines to fugg harry kim to temporal commandgood luck, long waiting list for that one
why didn't they just let those people execute Wesley? is there a canon explanation for this?
>Shadow President Vic and the Incel Councilsoul>temporal commandsoulless
>>220296484Beverly wouldn't put out if Picard let her dumb crotchspawn get lynched by space hippies.
>>220293837>you are the Federation and the Klingons have found you by turn 4It’s literally over
>>220296210Whatever it was, it obviously hurt his butt pretty bad.
>>220292038Bumping, any TOS experts here?
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>>220296459>long waiting list;_;
>>220296640yes please
>>220287993John Helldiver will be playing captain kirk
oh fuggg
Ten years ago right about now I finished watching through all Star Trek series for the first time, I wish I could go back to the era when the worst series was just Voyager (which is still decent) or TAS (which is merely forgettable)
>>220296811Joan Heavenswimmer will be playing Uhura. Jayne Earthpaddler will be playing Spock.
>>220296886voyager is the best-looking ship
>>220287993Tank the stock edition
>>220296630Not sure if it's still in print, but if you're serious, I know one of the star Trek technical manuals at one time had complete plans for the 1701 bridge.It may have Commander Montgomery Scott in the title, or something like, Mr. Scott's Star Trek Technical Manual.Also, try this...https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Star_Trek_Blueprints
>Temporal Integrity Comission Dispatchdo not attempt to go back to a time that only exists in your memory>Federation Spiritual Division Commentarybring the enchantment with you, write or draw some fanfic
>>220295422I mean sure, you can do that. However, I think there's added fun to reclaiming the glory of the Federation and rebuilding the alliances that helped bring peace.
>>220297013Somewhere out there between universes there's a place for all the would-have-beens and never-weres.
Federation ships started looking like shit the second they created Voyager. What a dogshit design. The people who created it should be fired. The tiny bitch nacelles, the fucking spoon shape. It's all awful. Federation ships should never have deviated from the saucer.
>>220297099faggot retard
>it's a "Wesley is smarter than everyone in Engineering" episode
>>220297140>wesley is hotter than everyone in engineering
>>220297132Okay fatty. Sorry your favorite ship is just a fucking spoon. It's not going to bring you ice cream. Look at all the best Trek designs. Constellation, Miranda, Galaxy, Akira all bangers. What do they all share? Circular saucers.
schizo is trying a new angle. don't fall for it.
>served William Shatner in a hotel bar this weekend and Shatner told me he is starring in a new Star Trek show next year, isn't he literally 95 years old? He was drinking warm cola and wild grouse at 2am.
>>220296994I have the Franz Joseph book but it doesn’t list vent light colors I don’t remember too much about the light colors on the show so I’m asking if the 2 vents under each station are backlit with the same color in pairs or if each ones is a different color (like how I have it)
>new anglethat's my nigger
>>220297265voyager is light years more appealing than constellation miranda galaxy akira queer moron dumbass
>>220297351You're funny as fuck dude.
>>220297373you're stupid as fuck
>>220297391Lol
>>220297333Are you saying that you have no access to the original series to review for that? That's what I would do, but I'm sure you could also refer to photos you can pull up on a Google search.
>>220297583I don’t have the series available on my computer so I will look at screenshots on Google. I was hoping since this is a trek general thread that someone here would know enough about Star Trek to give me a simple yes or no answer. What do you people even talk about here?
>>220292015what's this photo from? is a just a random press photo? it's the DS9 uniform and she's got lieutenant pips which makes no sense
>>220297633>What do you people even talk about here?Nothing good
Bill Shatner was on the local news this weekHe looks great for 95, way better than that old bitch Sulu
I really like the New Orleans class ship, but I think I'd prefer it to just not have the engineering section and the third sensor pod.
>>220297633As far as I can remember, the colors of the lighting were regularly changed from episode to episode, and even scene to scene, so I wouldn't know what to tell you as far as that goes, but I think you'll do alright by referring to the pictures on Google.
>>220297633>What do you people even talk about here?star trek sex
>that little smirk just before he cuts the cameradreamy :3
>>220297828sexy hot
>>220297633fine, did the research for youyou probably mean the Matt Jefferies/Pato Guzman set, here's a faithful recreation in some angleshttps://youtu.be/MF4GwePXpVMtook me a minute, git gud
>avatarfagging with nuTrek webms
>>220297333the lights under the consoles are not consistent through the series.
i can even take on a name if you need an easy filter to avoid getting triggeredby the power of 4chan dot org, banish me from your sight
>>220298075Nah you're being a dishonest faggot just like with the thread splitting
This is now an Apgar thread
>>220298131YOU'RE A DEAD MAN APGAR A DEAD MAN
did it work? did he just filter me?spergs amirite gaiz
>>220297663>>220297818Goddammit >>220297791>>220297970>>220298065thank you anons I’ll will keep it how it is then, I’ll post more pictures as I get further along with it. Sad to see this general is starting to go downhill now
>>220298175>now
>>220291417That's not a sphere
>>220298327different dyson sphere concepts exist, they don't have to be perfect balls
/trek/ did have a nice little resurgence in 2025Shoutout to the watchalong bros
When do I get my own form of a highly addictive Pavlovian brainwash show? I like money.
hello /trek/if you could make any kind of star trek board game what would it be?keep in mind there's already a generic rpg that's been on life support for years, and a skirmish game but they used chibi style minis that nobody wantedI want a proud Klingon warrior game where you can't die and instead of HP you have a pool of fighting spirit points you spend to perform actions and gain by defeating enemies. you complete objectives and stuff while wading into squads of romulans and feddies, bathing your bat'leth in their blood
>>220298389risk! in space.
>>220298546did they get rid of the trek channels on pluto? I'm looking right now and can't find shit
>>220298546also I guess there's already a star trek risk game, but instead of it being feds, klingins, borgs, romulams, etc it's different eras of trek competing for global dominanceand it's all classic trekwhy don't I own a copy of this yet
>>220298375literally all me and you're welcome. I'll probably have this place good again when I start talking about Voyager when I finally get around to watching it
>>220298169Ugly people should not be on star trek. It's the future where everyone should have access to what they need to grow up healthy. Why is this thing on a bridge? Put it back in the zoo where it belongs.
>>220298592still there. they took the movies down end if april. you need to login on some platforms for VOY & DS9 and ENT (evenings on SCIFI)i mostly watch on a PS4.
>>220298719ah yeah thanks I found em, but got distracted by 2012 on the way and love a good disaster movietoo bad we didn't get to see the the klingon moon praxis explode in undiscovered country, with all the chunks of debris raining down on their homeworld
>>220298642great price on ebay right now. 389894684643 almost bought it before i remembered i dont have friends to play with
How is The Thaw not Voyager's highest rated 'sode? Are Voyboys all plebs who only started liking the show after Borg Titties joined?
>>220298131I'm-a here-a for-a you, /trek/, gimme da co caine-ahttps://vocaroo.com/1osJqZhVlLKy
>>220298389>if you could make any kind of star trek board game what would it be?germane to >>>/tg/ you off topic faggot
>>220288027She's not an Indian.
>>220298131This episode was funny when it aired, but became hilarious within the past 10 years. Both for the Hector Salamenca appearance and the #MeToo parallels.
>>220298814Next time /trek/ does a watchalong I could host a game on tabletop simulator or something. I'd absolutely be down for playing risk with /trek/ and purging the galaxy of all VOYfags. I dunno where the key areas like space Australia would be on the map or how positions are supposed to hold when players in the corners can build up their fleets while the center is just repeatedly gangfucked
starfleet academy klingon opera would be kino
>>220298983The lighting is so disgusting on these shows. I just found out Hollywood switched to digital cameras and LED lights for enviornmental reasons. That's why shows look so unnatural.
>>220296640>it's a "harry kim does his math wrong, accidentally kills 150 people and has to live with it for the rest of his life" episode
>>220299092>Hollywood switched to digital cameras and LED lights for enviornmental reasonsIt's because they make camera setups easier and use less electricity
athena is growing on me, the wings are still a bit hard to get used to
>>220291673I actually didn't hate that.
>>220299273It is clearly inspired from culture mind ships, I'm thinking of the fleet that makes up Sleeper Service
>>220299305>culture mind ships?>fleet that makes up Sleeper Servicegoogle gives me sleeper trains?
How is Data 30 years old but understands human behavior less than he would get from watching 2 seasons of Seinfeld
https://vocaroo.com/13b009waG5NU
>>220299385Start with Use of Weapons to understand the setting, then read Excession
>>220299399his storylines only make sense if hes retarded.
>>220299411sir, this is a star trek generaluse pictures or links to explain yourself, the fuck you expect me to read three books before i get your cryptic reference.pic related is springball, a sport in star trek
>>220299399All Data would learn from Seinfeld is that humans see value in lying and insulting each other constantly. >Mr. Data, what can you tell me about that anomaly?>Its origins are currently unknown, you hairless surrender monkey
Fucking namefags, goddamn
>>220299399Data having decades of experience feels like something in his character bio that they almost never considered when writing his stories. Everything about him feels like he's only been self-aware for a few years at most when the series starts.
>"Skin of Evil" on H&IWould Kirk have banged Armus to save his stranded crew member?
>>220299575you ungerstand that the Kirk banging aliens all the time is a common misgonception right?
Wrath of Khan should've been Wrath of Mudd, with Mudd now in an immortal android body seeking revenge on Kirk for trapping him on that planet with all the androids of his bitch wife
>>220299399>>220299533he's probably just started to really develop his empathy subroutines when the series starts, he started out as a science experiment and went through academy as more of a novelty, the whole exploration of self is a frontier topic.he has to argue his rights when he's requisitioned for experiments like a rare biosample
>>220299399
>>220299590its true. chekov was the real pussy hound
>>220299590It’s really not though. You’re just autistic and are making an arbitrary delineation between seduction and actual intercourse occurring in a 1960s family tv show.
>>220299648theres no right way to hit a woman
>>220299682>SURPRISE BITCH!
>klingons warp in
>>220299385Fuck I hate how they do warp in nuTrek, they're doing it how it was in the JJ films which was just Star Wars' hyperspace>b-but warp was never depicted consistently, so they can do it how they like!I feel like this is the secret, underlying justification for every change they make. It's just like with the Klingons, it changed a bit early on so we have free license to change it too! Let's just ignore how after being a little variable it was then pretty fucking consistent for TWO DECADES
https://vocaroo.com/12PQxMC4jEJl
>>220299804what's your favorite warp?end of voyager borg transwarp
Lt. Worf, lock transphobic torpedoes on the J’Nai homeworld and fire
>>220299979>Lt. Worf, lock transphobic torpedoes on the J’Nai homeworld and firelike bollocks you will
>>220299979misfire>>220300000
>>220299907I like BSG style jumps, which for some reason in one episode of TNG were implied to cause space cancer
almost a decade of smearing shit on the walls hereimagine wasting your life making nutrek webms
They never explained why they hate Kes
>>220301166cuz she sucks
>>220299682that one is a sad story. she ended up selling nudes at conventions. green hair and all.
>>220301237stop making shit up
>>220301249NTA but she did hardcore porn, that I do know.There are videos of her giving blowjobs
>>220295256Shouldn't the explosion originate from the other nacelle?
>>220301166I don't hate Kes but I can understand people who see her as a glorified extra and maybe find her words of encouragement to sound like generic armchair psychology. Tack on the absolute nonsense biology which is half the character's gimmick.
>>220300457said the grown man who spams Canadian cosplay pictures and collects toys
>>220294590There are a lot of good star trek games.
>>220290325good thing his name was Nick Locarno, then. false fan detected
>>220301166Kes isn't great in Season 1. She was like the show's Guinan, just pops in to say therapute other characters.She get's better in S2 and on, fucks off because her actress has mental issues, then comes back for a p decent episode later imo.
>>220287993Bruh why the fuck is Riker so goddamn horny all the time, I didn’t remember him being this horny when I watched TNG as a kid
>>220301249I've seen a couple of her nudes. Just as the other anon described. I saw them back in the 1990s. Don't know if she was selling them or not, but they were made up to look like a nudie postcard, and pretty low quality.
>>220301644https://youtu.be/6lobo3c0NFg?si=LkBoLrCzPR_EQajTHe's a proud gooner.
I just realized Sisko's character in Bashir's spy program is named Dr. Noah because he's gathering people to repopulate the world after it's destroyed by a flood.
i am tosk
>>220301394I hate Canadians so much it's unreal
>>220302267i like canadian boys
Who makes the highest quality Star Trek themed hoodies? The official Star Trek shop sucks
btw please don’t look at the leather jackets on the official star trek shop
fuck star trek
nevermind i love star trek
>>220295748the light is shining bright on you right now, brother
>>220303289This. Used to like it but then I realized It's just total liberal demoralization slop made by people who hate you, like most things made into franchises to keep people shoveling their money in to. The whole "brands are the new religion" thing, ugh...
did Worf get to crack ensign Sito?
*mogs every other female character and does it in only one season*how did she do it bros
>>220303819Because she looks like she's 15.
>>220303710Nah, he was waiting until she got back. That's why he's so despondent at the end of the episode.
just finished Star Trek the Original series, what order to watch the rest from here? go with the movies starring Jim Kirk? duncare about the modern remakes and series
The Naked CowWho Everyone Has Done BeforeThe CattleToo Short a PenisForeskin of EvilMiddle School, Dear DataThe Royale (with Cheese)The Most GoysData's GayThe N DegreeEnsign HoThe Masturbate SocietyPower GayThe Outkast The First DoodyThe Perfect BaitThe Inner TightRealm of Beer
>>220299399>I have observed that humans will often exclaim, "Serenity now!" only to become more agitated than they were to begin with.
>>220299682what a shitty fake punch and even worse, non-existent reception of the punch
