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Shameful Archive Edition

Previously on dead /trek/: >>220287993
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star trek sex with shran
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God i hate jordie and worf, they are right down there with wesley
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>>220308573
I only like Worf when he's eating that cake.
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>>220308573
Worf is based and is probably the most complicated bridge crew character ever depicted on screen. He's got a lot of great lines and moments. Who else would've let that Romulan fucking die instead of giving him a transfusion? THAT is why Worf is cool and different.

Geordi on the other hand is a forerunner of Travis Mayweather in that his character is little more than "smart black guy who is a good friend." Really, the only layering to his character is his incel holodeck shit, kek.
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Why wasn't Suspiria the final boss of Voyager? The Borg Queen fucking sucks.
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>>220308573
Ayo, where the white starship designers at?
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i only like worf when he is emotionally abusing his son to cope with his shameful failings as a father
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>its asteroid blastin' time!
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I get why people can find Worf obnoxious but he's a good source of comic relief and he has some kinoments like when he kills Duras or Weyoun 7.
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Worf is at his best in DS9, but pre Jadzia dying.
Final season DS9 Worf is such a drag with love triangle bs and in TNG how good he is as a character really seesaws
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>>220308725
its all picards fault for enabling him.
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>>220308691
oh jr you rascal
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Computer, activate Wesley Crusher torture holodeck simulation
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>>220308796
His name gives me Vietnam flashbacks to Picard being called J.L.
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>>220308849
>In the game of military brinksmanship, individual physical prowess is less important than the perception of a species as a whole.
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S07E23
bashir can't discover a cure for odo but can invent a mind-meld device on the fly that's so complicated even o'brien can't figure it out after hearing the explanation three times

very plausible
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>>220309782
Making Bashir genetically engineered was one of their worst decisions ever
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>>220309898
Would have actually been better for Obrien if she did
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>>220310008
Yeah poor O'Brien, smashing premium grade A Japanese pussy and having to deal with occasional haranguing.
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>>220310036
Nice PS1 FMV.
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man, i love the intrepid class so much
its an ugly duck but it has sovl
>>220310214
why are you even here? just to suffer?
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>>220310239
Ugly ship full of ugly people with ugly souls.
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>NOOOO WHY ARE YOU CHUDS SYMPATHIZING WITH THIS GUY WE WROTE AS A LOVABLE GOOFBALL HE'S A HECKIN NAZI HOW DARE YOU
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george costanza cures the vidian phage while 5,000 IQ bashir gets stumped over making a medicine with only four ingredients in it
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borg cube 771 of unimatrix 03 nooo
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>harry on away mission
we all know what happens next
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truTrek fucking sucks.
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who could've done this to the borg?
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>>220309808
I rank it as the third most retarded.
Behind the late season Gul Dukat character assassination and the dax worf bashir love triangle
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an episode that starts with harry and tom on a prison floor, surrounded by men looking at them with hungry expressions,...and it's titled "The Chute"
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Is Wesley the most intelligent character in all of Star Trek?
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>>220310801
Q
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There should be an Occupation of Bajor citybuilder game. You can have it end like in canon, peacefully end the occupation, continue the Occupation on more peaceful terms, hand Bajor to the Dominion, fight the Dominion and watch Bajor fall, etc.
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>>220310801
Michael Burnham
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>>220310874
I'd put rollercoasters in the labor camps. To improve morale and productivity
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Another thing that sets the new Star Trek apart is the amazing cast of characters. From Michael Burnham to Saru to Pike, each of the new series has introduced us to a wide range of fascinating, multidimensional characters who we can't help but root for.
Of course, the production values are also top-notch. The special effects, the set design, the music – everything comes together to create a truly immersive and cinematic experience.
Overall, I think the new Star Trek series have done an incredible job of keeping the franchise relevant and exciting while also paying tribute to its rich history. I can't wait to see what they come up with next.
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>>220311092
Please put your namefag badge of dishonor back on so I can easily filter your posts tyvm
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sad little schizo
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>>220311092
You're words have no power here, Kurtzman the fraud
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>ay yo where tha water at?
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>>220310801
He deserves the biggest Wasted Potential Award ribbon.
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>>220311116
It's the early thread fag, isn't it?
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There are rumors that Disney is nuking the Star Wars sequel trilogy. If it's true, then Kurtzman Trek might be undone as well. AND Doctor Who.
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>>220311981
No. It's not. Retard.
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>>220311981
Yes. It is. Genius.
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>>220312349
No. Absolutely not. This CANNOT happen...
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>>220312349
If at first you don't succeed, try try try again.
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>>220310239
Beautiful ship, best crew, maximum soul
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>>220312349
>15 years of commie takeover undone with the stroke of a pen
Would be great but I'm not gonna hold my breath.
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>>220308459
my orders for the new Star Trek figures are being processed soon! i can't wait
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>>220312862
>a supposed trekkie thinking his sci fi slop wasn't always subversive commie shit
Lol, it was just a slow build to this, that's all.
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Not this time.
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>>220312950
You *did* order 8 of them, right?
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Anyone? >>220302713
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watch out mr roddenberry
the progressive left has taken over your creation
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>>220313070
Order me one of these right the f*ck up!
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>>220313036
nta but i ordered 5 of them. one for each known clone. i got the other 4 yesterday but i haven't had a chance to unpack them. i'm curious how the new versions look compared to the green head one I got months ago
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>>220313070
Why aren't you communists giving them away?
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>>220313143
We're fiscally conservative
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>>220313220
More like you're faggitty disruptive.
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Schizo.
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the H&I shop must have like every piece of licensed slop under the sun.

https://metvmall.com/collections/featured-star-trek

i'm still thinking I should get the aliens shirt/hoodie because it has Romulan Commander my beloved on it. the Sisko shirt also appeals to me
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It was a potato hazard
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>>220313349
You copping this though?
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>cardassians can breed
>vorta ???
do not suffer a weyoun to live i say
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>>220312950
Shut up Weyounanon
I share your frustration
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Even the size 55 jacket is sold out
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>>220313433
that's not me. it's one of the defective clones

>>220313429
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>>220313272
Why do you spell faggot with an i?
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>>220313525
even the model looks like a loser wearing it
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This one too
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name my band, /trek/
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>bubble warp
bubble warp
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>>220313372
Fugg forgot image >_> I need to get it together
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>>220312978
saar
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>>220313739
BRTFB
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>I love you like the morning loves the afternoon
>Like the prairies love the plains
>If you leave me now, I'll just come running after you
>I'll be the wind behind the rain
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>tachyon mines
brace for impact
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Computer, reconfigure the transporter to give Wesley Crusher the heart, lungs and liver of an 80 year old man the next time he uses the system.
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Emergency site to site transport for Wesley Crusher, destination two kilometers off the port bow
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It's like the futile ejaculation of an animal in its death throes
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The nuTrek spammer's goal is to make us hate Kurtzman Drek even more but it's actually having the opposite effect.
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>The nuTrek spammer's goal
i don't think about you at all when i watch star trek and cut clips of star trek
i took on the name so you can filter me the easy way, stop spamming or at least make it trek
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>"We need a substance that's more powerful that dilithium"
>"I've got it..............TRILITHIUM"
>"Fuck, that's genius"
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six unnamed crew members nooo
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>>220313739
Weekend on Breen
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Have you suffered recently /trek/?
Pay your respects to the Chief
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>>220315401
I'm always suffering but more in the Harry Kim way.
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>>220315672
Eternally stuck as an ensign?
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>>220315768
Stuck in life, always falling in love with unattainable women, being boring.
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>>220313556
>Paramount sees TNG is still popular
>It does well on streaming and merchandise all this time
>Continues to make Star Trek products that are the total opposite of what people liked about TNG
It's intentional sabotage at this point. They know what makes a good TV show but they keep making garbage on purpose.
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>1999 planetary society ad
>featuring the emh mk1
https://youtu.be/JUuH31W5650
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>>220316046
Stop avatarfagging with nuTrek webms
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>>220315880
It's being done with every franchise and industry. It's a culture war. The best way to push propaganda is to wear the skin of a loved one. They don't care about burning money because their banks get bailed out by the fed printing infinite money and the only ones paying for the propaganda are goy peasants slaving away for debt, tax and inflation.
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>>220308459
Trek fags should be killed on site.
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>>220316139
It's only a matter of time before we get government mandated lobotomies.
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>>220316341
Which site?
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>>220313556
Does this guy have a mustache, or a beard. He needs to make up his mind.
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>>220316440
on site
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>>220316459
I haven't sighted any execution sites around here.
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>>220316440
4chan.org
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>>220316511
it's the site you're standing at LaForge. kek. Try pointing the phaser at your head. I hear that's good because trek fans have no heart.
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>>220316139
Honestly though, only the picard show was culture war shit, the rest of nutrek is just written by retarded 30-somethings who don't know what sci fi is, or have ever watched star trek, and are told "just copy what netflix does"
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Computer, reconfigure the replicators to make a pile of yellowcake uranium with a fan behind it whenever Wesley Crusher uses the system.
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>>220316625
TNG had culture war shit like gay rights, racism, climate change, drug addiction, etc. But it was always subtext and much more timeless.
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>>220316459
A dilithium excavation site? Site to site transport? A Section 31 black site? You're not making any sense.
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>The only Weyouns who co-existed were 6 and 7.
Whoa.
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>>220316802
6 7 LMAO
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>>220316748
well yeah, they had nothing like the picard show having characters actually turn to the camera and say "LET ILLEGALS STAY"
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>>220316758
Whatever studio site they film this troon garbage at. Kek. Nuke them from orbit. Serioosly just put them out of their misery.
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>>220316802
wooooaaaAAAAHHHH WOOOOO HOOO HOO 6 7 6 7 6 7
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>>220316875
Obsessed lil chuddy.
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Gay AF
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>mfw im a icheb in a dead timeline
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Randomly remembered this and started lol'ing to myself at work today.
https://picardunderstands.ytmnd.com/
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>>220317336
Future Janeway ruined so many people's futures just to save 3 people.
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>if we restore the timeline remind me to cancel mr paris' holodeck priviledges
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>>220317486
there were three captain janeway timelines before voyager even left spacedock
truth is, the game was rigged from the start
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHmFbT8DPX8
Me whenever Kira is on screen
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lieutenant commander tuvok nooo
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Archer's theme >>>>>>>>> Faith of the Heart
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>>220308624
>do you have a holoprogram of me for every day of the week?!
>nah, Brahms, one for every hour of the day
>*Proceeds to trap Brahms in the holodeck and replace her with a holoprogram.
He really should’ve just banged the crazy eyed Latina qt.
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>Temporal Integrity Comission Dispatch
After three decades with those post-industrial barbarians I had to go through extensive rehabilitation before I could return to duty
Avoid. Contact. With Janeway.
That's an Order
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>>220317212
I'm thinking these nuTrek spammers were either raised by a single mom or two daddies... with a side order of sexual abuse, because there's no way that I could believe that anyone could turn out as gay as that all on their own.
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>twooo seven?
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>>220318119
Could be a mom and two daddies like Jay'Den
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>>220318449
I don't know who that is.
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>>220308459
if someone has sex with a character in the holodeck does that count as cheating? or is it viewed the same as jacking off?
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Displaying my godlike reality bending power by swatting my arm at Worf and sending him flying into a nearby wall.
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>>220318473
the gay black klingon refugee studying medicine at starfleet academy :3
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I fuckin snortled
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>>220318484
Depends on whether the safety is on or off.
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It's Marc Alaimo's birthday!
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>>220317773
Every so often I'm reminded of TNGs biggest dropped storylines. Today was one of those days.
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>>220318484
Depends on who the hologram was of, your gf or that hot ensign in engineering?
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>>220318516
Still don't know and don't care.
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>>220318585
patpat
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Jeff post
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>>220318484
tom paris encouraged tuvok to fuck a hologram
he was reluctant until he thought to make it look like his wife
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>>220318688
I have no idea what that means.
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star trek is fucking retarded
it shouldn't exist in any tangible form
its just a bunch of gay faggots being massively gay faggots
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>>220318782
>frognigger
>abhorrent post
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>>220318743
yes you do
qt3.14
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>>220318782
That's cool but please put your "nutrekfag" nametag back on so we can filter you
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>>220318782
TRVKE
i love star trek and i'm gay and retarded
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>>220318809
No. I don't.
If it's some kind of gay signal, it's totally lost on me because I am a man who prefers women.
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whatever you say
filters up, you can't fly the frontier without shields
you might get triggered
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the ferengi aren't space jews
if they were jews they'd cut off their own ears / their infant children's ears and try to normalize doing so in other cultures
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>>220318418
I'd pick a young cadet janeway over two sevens every day of the week.
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>>220319054
You seem to know nothing about Ferenghi. They don't mate with their ears, my ignorant friend.
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>>220319109
If the ears aren't involved then why does oomox feel so good? Checkmate, atheists
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>>220319096
I can't stand the sound of her voice, so I'd let her blow me, but that's about it.
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>>220319109
at least I spelled the name of their species right
I bet you're a jew
>inb4 you recoil
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>>220319134
Because erogenous zones exist, you uneducated youngling.
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welcome, to the sacred ritual of the kometa fish
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>>220319175
Oh. At least...
So, you want some kind of an award or something?
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beautiful kelrec
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>>220318868
>that's literature for liberals and intellectuals. the average reader's not going to spend his hard earned cash on stories written by negroes.
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anyone hungry?
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>>220319433
look at that, he's recoiling just like I predicted
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dear sisko
give me a recipe for gumbo
and a universe of love and peace
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are you getting into trouble for the right reasons, /trek/?
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>>220319739
Yeah. I'm running scared from a dumb little kid.
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How long as the mods going to let this guy avatarfag?

First it was with the LD shit, then the geezer shit, now just nutrek webms.
This has been going on years at this point.
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>>220318585
>still don't know
Maybe you'd be better at reading comprehension if you had two daddies teaching you since you're slow.
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>>220319931
Illa got a big ol card-ass. She rides hounds.
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>The troublesome little man-child.
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>>220320000
that's not what recoiling means, stupid
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>>220320426
Go cry to your momma, boy.
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>balding negress self-inserts as Dax
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Computer, lower the oxygen density in Wesley Crusher's quarters by 0.5% and increase this by 0.5% with each passing day. Only do this when Wesley is detected to be in a state of deep sleep.
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>youre saying all we need to do is ignore it?
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>>220319096
janeway is a cutie
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>>220320758
star trek has all the best women
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Star Trek is inherently antisemitic so it should be cancelled
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>>220320842
fuck off /pol/nigger
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>>220317212
this nigga lookin zesty, this nigga lookin moist, he takes extra cream in his raktajino, he likes a lil sugar in his gagh, the way he uses painstiks is dishonorable, he knows how to grip a batleth and i aint talkin swords boy
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Attention /tv/, this thread now belongs to the Vidiian Sodality. Hand over your organs.
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if youre not watching commercials. youre not watching star trek
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>>220321000
>the way he uses painstiks is dishonorable,
He's definitely shoved a Painstik up his ass and passed out from the orgasm
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>>220321187
>download 'Trek 'sodes
>pause 'sode at every break
>lift Quark's mug
>resume 'sode
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>>220321225
theres no way youre paying enough attention to pause at every break.
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>>220321187
Paramount should host watch parties for TOS-ENT with period appropriate ad breaks. That would give them way more viewership than NuTrek. Retro commercial collections on YouTube rack up six figure views.
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>>220321042
I got an organ for you between my legs
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>grabbing your raktajino for the morning
>incoming transmission
>on screen
>hey faggot take down those mines or prepare to hand over your station
>they all laugh
wat do
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>>220321225
Come to Quark's, Quark's is fun, come right now, don't walk run!
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>>220321042
Tell me about your stolen organs.
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>>220321466
>>hey faggot take down those mines
Weyoun to Dukat every hour of every day
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Did all of the spandex-era Starfleet people wear tape on their nipples?
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>>220321570
he's a little more diplomatic about it than that
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pitch your TNG episode
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Anyone else partially colorblind and never notice that ENT and TOS movies had color-coded uniforms?
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>>220321622
that's why I love and admire him so much as a character
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>>220321623
A follow-up to the space climate change episode.
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>>220321623
Data gets i-pad
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>>220321570
SHUT UP WEYOUN
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>>220321623
I find it easier to imagine VOY 'sodes because they really knew no bounds to their dumb plots and you don't have to worry about messing up the main setting.

Anyway, my VOY eppy idea is that they find a planet of sapient vehicles (like Pixar's Cars, but they look more like Herbie with headlights as eyes rather than that stupid ass "windshield eyes" design) whose creators have long since left for the stars, but they had a very close relationship with their vehicles so they left them active to build their own post-humanoid society. Establishing shots show that it's like a ridiculous racing game world with ramps, loop-de-loops, boost pads, etc.

The vehicles are running low on fuel (Tom and Torres B-plot) and also long for their masters like The Brave Little Toaster; Voyager lends them holo tech to recreate the sensation of being driven (Doctor A-plot).
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>>220321749
DON'T YELL AT ME I'M DOING MY BEST
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>>220321623
>>220321719
Troi falls for crypto scam
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>>220321623
An independent planet/system close to Cardassian space wants to pursue closer ties with the federation. They are ideologically compatible but also extremely militarized. The Cardassians get involved to stop this and tensions rise. in the end they find a way to compromise but nobody gets what they wanted. Episode ends with Picard looking out the window solemnly and some statement about maybe in the future they can do more.
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>>220322029
DO YOU REALIZE, DO YOU REALIZE, THAT IF THE FOUNDERS OF THE GREAT LINK, SEE THOSE GODDAMN MINES HE PUT ON THE WORMHOLE, THEY COULD CONDEMN OUR STATION?
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Computer, redirect the output of the warp core through the phaser bank and target Wesley Crusher's current position.
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>>220322564
Man, I remember seeing the Flaming Lips in Chicago on New Year's Eve like 20+ years ago and hearing that song while I was out of my mind on acid. Good times.

Dooo youuuu realizeeeee
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>>220321623
Because of a tachyon nebula anomaly they wind up in 1990s New York and the only person willing to help them is Cosmo Kramer.
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>>220322695
i havent kept up with nu trek. is there a reason the warp nacelles aren't physically attached?
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>>220322814
start a nutrek thread if you want to ask questions about that trash
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>>220321623
alien that can only communicate with smell, like ants. they try to beam the pheromones onto the enterprise or hack the ship to excrete the smells. The crew thinks they are attacked. in the end they figure it out as Troi insists they aren't hostile. Geordi invents smellovision and they learn to communicate.
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>>220323003
>Geordi invents smellovision
immediately begins following Troi around
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>>220322814
i'm only getting back to star trek myself right now, stopped watching when ENT first came out and gave up with Discovery
I guess it's just the 32nd century aesthetic they went for, an evolution of the dauntless and other separation visuals we've had since the Enterprise saucer section detachment.
Starfleets heroship splits apart and docks at the academy itself, bit much if you ask me but it works and gives lots of moving bits on smaller budget
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>>220323037
>32nd century
what century are the new shows even set in now? is it a coherent time line or do they just ass pull from different eras?
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cadet b'avi nooo
>>220323113
academy takes place in the 32nd century after "the burn" apocalyptic mcguffin that ended advanced warp travel somehow. i think it's the first "post-burn" series, could be wrong, the other nutrek like discovery and strange new worlds take place around the old series in a close but not quite the same timeline
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>>220323279
what a cluster fuck
j j, that bitch, ruined trek with his shitty timeline fuckery
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>>220323352
star trek is no stranger to timeline shenanigans, i got 80s zines lying around from a time when every fanclub had their own legitimized timeline.
good tool to make a vision your own without "polluting" the original work as happened with many 50s and 60s sci fi universes when too many different authors left unfinished ideas lying around the canon
movies i got not idea but for the series the split happens after ENT in order of appearance. I like Starfleet Academy, might look into Strange New Worlds and I doubt I'll be able to give Discovery another try for a few years to come still
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>>220323571
>woman's super power is screaming really loud
there must be at least a dozen shitty shows that used that same trite shit. thats cool if you like it anon, but its not for me. i enjoy the grounded realism that the 90s era shows had. it seemed based in logic and science more than.. idk whatever the fuck nu trek became
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>>220323663
sure, i'm not trying to convince you. watch whatever trek you like
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>>220323690
:)
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>>220321623
Riker fails his annual fitness evaluation.
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>>220323746
8===D~~ ( o Y o )
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cloudy weather in san francisco today
adjust your deflectors accordingly
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>>220315401
there was burning frieght everywhere
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>>220323352
>j j, that bitch, ruined trek with his shitty timeline fuckery
There have been alternate timelines since season one or two of TOS. It was Star Trek 2009 that gave everyone the idea of using the multiverse as a plot device to bring back old actors alongside new ones.
>>220323663
I also hate the trope that a woman's superpower comes from her emotional intensity. That's all modern writers know. Emotions and therapyspeak.
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>>220323989
Are you retarded? /trek/ is already for that you dumb fuck

Just filter the sperg and ignore him and eventually, he'll fuck off
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>>220324044
The question is, if they fire Kurtzman and try to revive Trek with the fans in mind will they have the balls to retcon everything they did. Whatever bullshit time travel multiverse stuff used to make the mess can easily be used to undo it as well.
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>>220324044
i rather enjoyed the older shows time hoping escapades but there was a canon timeline they always fell back to. the marvel comic book multi verse super hero thing that bled into star trek began, in this trekkie's opinion, with j j and the tonal shift he introduced to the movies
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>>220323989
>you vill get spammed
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>>220324367
this is getting my timelines fucked. if they can suspend nacelles in space during warp travel or at least impulse i am assuming, why can't the levitate the model ships without plastic stands?
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>>220324357
there's a canon timeline the episodes fall back on now too. there's just this one split between old and new for continuitys sake and to respect the material, the worlds overlap, wether you want there to be continuity or not is up to the viewer really
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>>220324427
they can, those are ship models, they come in many shapes and sizes
do you smell toast?
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>>220321623
I am captured and interrogated by three young, curious Tal Shiar girls
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>>220324457
what?
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>SEVEN: We should enter the holodeck with a security team and take them by force.
>TUVOK: Need I remind you the holo-characters have weapons as well. We'd be risking armed conflict.
>TORRES: Well, then let's just pull the plug. Cut power to the hologrid.
>NEELIX: That would purge the programme from our database.
>TORRES: Exactly.
>NEELIX: But we'd lose Fair Haven and all its people.
>SEVEN: They're not people. They're holograms.
>JANEWAY: And they weren't programmed to be violent. I don't believe they'd harm anyone.
>TORRES: You can't be certain.
>JANEWAY: Well, I am certain, and I'd like to find a less drastic solution.
>TORRES: With all due respect, Captain. Michael can be reprogrammed. Tom and Harry can't.
>JANEWAY: One problem at a time, B'Elanna. The people of Fair Haven may not be real, but our feelings toward them are. I won't destroy these relationships if we can find another way. Now, if we could attach transport enhancers onto Tom and Harry, would that be enough to cut through the interference?
How do you not mutiny after she risks crew’s lives for her Visual Novel save data?
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>>220324583
After they got home I doubt anyone bothered using that program ever again even.
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nothing like a good trek marriage
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>>220324583
by being a professional and holding the plug pull maneuver as a fail safe if your captain's alternative option fails
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>>220324720
>oh they’re dead QUICK, ACTIVATE THE FAILSAFE SHUTDOWN
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>>220324766
>he doesn't know how to set a basic subroutine that detects immediate lethal threats to non photonic entities within the holodeck
>he doesn't know how to tie that subroutine into a kill switch that shuts down power to the entire holo deck if any threat parameters are met
>he doesn't know hot to run a tertiary subroutine that cuts power to the two decks both above and below just in case everything else goes wrong
ngmi in star fleet kid
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>>220324904
what
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fuck
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>>220325022
space
gay
n words

gay n words in space
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>>220324867
Why don’t they just beam anesthesine gas directly into people’s brains?
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RELEASE THE FORCEFIEEEEEEEEELD!!!
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>>220317745
>Archer's theme
Took me a minute to realize you didn't mean Kryptonite lol
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>>220324351
If they retcon Kurtzman it needs to be after a decade long break. But by then most of the fans will have aged out with no new fans coming in. It would be an insane gamble.
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>>220325290
>Suder... we're leaving.
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>Federation President does everything to defend Ferenginar from Cardassia
>Ferengi go on FNN and shit all over the Federation President
Absolutely no loyalty from that race.
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>>220325545
Federation president is a tokenist human puppet
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>>220318544
Happy Birth D'Day, Marc.
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>>220325042
Why can't you just say the nigger-word?
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>>220325545
the Ferengi are a more enlightened race who've moved beyond hooman concepts of morality
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>>220325614
Yeah, they're real "progressive" aren't they?
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>>220325610
he's at work and they have a keylogger, cut him some slack.
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>>220325449
kek based reference

what do you think his chakra element is
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>>220325666
they're beyond good and evil, true Nietzchean supermen. there's no right or wrong, only latinum and those too weak to acquire it.
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>>220325290
>>220325449
I rewatch this clip frequently
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People who say "first two seasons are always bad" have no idea what they're talking about because both DS9 and VOY get amazingly good mid-season 2
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>>220325200
why don't they? now you're thinking like a scientist
they don't because its unethical
ngmi in star fleet
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>>220325578
It's funny how both the STVI and DS9 president give off the vibe that the presidency is a figurehead title handed to nobody planets to incentivize joining the Federation while human admirals run the show.
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Unironically what magic is Shatner performing to be so sharp and active at 95 years old, I have no energy anymore and am riddled with arthritis and he's nearly three times my age
Does he drink the blood of infants
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>>220325960
What’s unethical about safely knocking someone out during one of many times they’re possessed by various alien wizards?
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>>220326005
he does in fact use stem cell therapy (eats gentile children)
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>>220326007
any number of factors could contribute to potential lethal outcomes for the unaware host. remember that one time spetsnaz tried to rescue that theater hall filled with hostages by flooding the building with knock out gas? well, if you do then you also remember that almost everyone died because they weren't put in the proper recovery position and suffocated to death in their own paralysis. but i like your willingness to think outside of the box and enthusiasm for saving lives.
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>>220325712
Well certainly they know he's wasting his employer's time while playing around on the Internet. You telling me that's allowed, but the nigger-word isn't?
Who's de slabe now, massa?
Lol
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>>220326072
It’s the future. They use teleporters on entire people. Surely a few measly chemicals wouldn’t be difficult
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>>220326144
i have always wondered this as well. i can think of plenty of jobs that wouldnt care what you do on the internet but i cant think of any that would allow 4chan, but only blue boards. thats insane.
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this is going to be a shitshow. glad im going to bed
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>>220326005
Using the transporter to cure aging as seen in TAS ("The Lorelei Signal") and TNG ("Unnatural Selection").
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>>220326204
interesting hypotheses
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>>220326256
just because you can beam a man through 50 miles of granite doesnt mean you have a right to play god, son.
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the life of the village against the life of the stars
huh
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>>220325889
In other words... Callous thieves
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>a moment as it happens is just a moment
>but when it becomes a memory, blistering with context, emotion, nostalgia, regret
>that's when color suddenly erupts on stage
>a way of saying it's the mundane things that...
>...mean everything
peak trek right there
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>>220325793
He feels like an earth guy because he grows orchids as a hobby.
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the doctor suddenly being sad 800 years later about his holodeck program that he absolutely deleted afterwards was really forced, like the writers went on memory alpha to find any kind of trauma for the EMH to dump
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>>220326910
bob picardo describing how a future plot line would've involved the living witness doctor making it back to federation space and trauma bonding with our doctor over their daddy issues... lmao
that sounds like shit
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>>220326910
>like the writers went on memory alpha
As far as I can tell this is the thought process behind all Kurtzman Trek after STD's first few seasons were lambasted for ignoring established canon.
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>>220326144
His job is posting nutrek memes to try to boost its exposure, smart guy.
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>>220326979
I actually watched STD up until a certain point (yes, I know) and during season 2 there was this very awkward and clunky expo dump from Clem Fandango where he describes Section 31 and "Control" like he was reading off the Memory Alpha page
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you're not much of a market to target for anyone
you don't even have a job
or like star trek
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>>220321495
Those will do nicely. Your collective balls will save four vidiian lives. As a reward you may have a computers sloppy seconds.
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>>220326987
I knew that already.
Just wanted you to admit it.



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