star trek sex with shran

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let the madness end

People who are always like
>yeah Kirk is such a womanizer horndog he fucks every alien blah blah blah
Have no idea the canonically only time he fucked an alien he literally married her first.

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will you hold my hand, /trek/?

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What was he wearing?
How tall was he?
What color... WERE HIS EYES???

>>220347010
Nobody says that and means it. He did the 1960s family friendly equivalent of fucking in most episodes. It just isn’t fun to meme unless it’s taken to its extreme. Like Janeway isn’t actually a bloodthirsty war criminal.
>t.autism translator.

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the sacred ritual of the kometa fish

>>220347036
i can never forgive ds9 for what they did to my man gowron.

>>220347073
>Nobody says that and means it.
yeah they do because they don't know any better because they never actually watched trek

Using my godlike cosmic power to send Worf flying into the wall of a random corridor on the Enterprise.

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I always find it humorous that Worf says something to the effect of “great men do not choose power, they have it thrust upon them” when convincing Martok to become the emperor, not 30 seconds after Worf having the title of emperor thrust upon him and saying he doesn’t want it.

>>220347142
well Worf isn't a great man and I guess deep down he knows that

>>220347142
That is pretty hilarious. Its been a bit but from what I remember that's exactly how it went down.

>>220347001
Let him have his new thread, and see how far he can carry it alone.

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Ferengi. Write a holonovel against this race that poisons everything by sticking their lobes into everything without ever mixing with any other species. Demand its expulsion from Federation space with the exception of those individuals married to Federation citizens. Abolish sacred marketplaces and not admit them to any employment. Finally, pursue the abolition of the rules of acquisition. It's not without cause that the Lytasians and Hupyrians called them genocide. The Ferengi is the enemy of humanoid kind. They must be sent back to Ferenginar or be exterminated. By phaser or by photon torpedo or by expulsion the Ferengi must disappear.

>>220347843
Ferengi are literally the ones who get their culture destroyed by federation globohomo

>>220347870
the Federation had LITERALLY NOTHING to do with it. it was all Zek

>>220348109
Nutrek really just doesn't want you to be able to see the ships clearly does it? I noticed it in a ton of your other clips but they just won't let the ship or camera be still.

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love the prop work on academy
shame it got cancelled, even missed the auction but it'd have been in person in ontario anyways
at least there's a second season coming, one more set of disks to add to the library

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>10 years ago
lmao

ITT come up with new VOY-tier technobabble
>We're detecting a tachyonic photon beam surge on Deck 11! All quantum interferometrics are offline!

>>220348002
mostly quark. a little bit obrien and sisko meddling

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>>220348232
the formula changes but for nutrek it's mostly
>camera twitches and searches across a landmark
>ship warps in, camera focuses
>ship moves at impulse, camera calmly follows
the shaky and out of focus bits started with the jj movies and have been strongly toned down for the series in what i've seen

>>220348344
Quark did his damnedest to try to stop Zek even going to the fucking wormhole aliens to get them to erase his memory. O'Brien and Sisko had again, nothing to do with it.

>>220346972
star trek sex with wesley

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remember to exercise every day, /trek/, even if it's only a little
a healthy mind lives in a healthy body

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>wrong webm
oh well

>>220348417
i believe in this and I do this

>>220348377
obrien turned rom into a communist with the union shit and sisko strongarmed zek into giving shit to the bajorans at least onces.
quark fucked everything up with his mother. nagus brunt would have saved them

>>220348002
Suuuuuuuuuuure it was. Just coincidence their values adjusted 1:1 to humankind’s not 10 years after meeting them. Trust the science

>>220348440
Rom has nothing to do with what Zek did.
Sisko had nothing to do with the changes Zek made on Ferenginar.
Quark did everything he could to get Zek and Moogie to break up so she would stop having influence over him but Zek was too senile and Moogie pussy was too good for that to happen.
Brunt didn't really give a fuck about Zek's changes and was at best neutral about them when he was explaining them to Quark while kissing his toes when the thought Quark was gonna be the next Nagus while Quark was horrified at what he was hearing so no, he wouldn't have saved them.

retarded /pol/niggers wrong about everything as usual

>>220348481
>their values adjusted 1:1 to humankind’s
they didn't.

It's obvious you fucking /pol/troons don't even watch the show why do you pretend to?

>>220348496
>>220348485
>/pol/niggers
>/pol/troons
>a-am I f-fitting in yet?

>>220348302
I can’t even laugh at people who were optimistic for Disney Star Wars. Back then sci-fi and fantasy fans assumed that studios wanted to make money so they would make a good product for the masses.

>>220348517
that's literally what you election tourists think you're doing

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Ferenginar could have been saved if they had taken their place as valued memberts of the Dubminion.

>>220348530
>im n-not a stinky e-election t-tourist! I came h-here in 2015!

>>220348485
rom becoming a commie breaks quark which ruins quark which sets up the whole nagus brunt arc.

>>220348548
It’s weird how TNG introduced them as a military rival of the federation originally

>>220348560
i give your fanfic premise idea 1/10. I can't buy it because it's too out of character for Quark to give that much of a fuck about what Rom's doing

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>>220348586
They’re introduced as some cunning new enemy. And then when they’re introduced they jump around and squeak like monkeys.

>>220348591
youre right, quark actually conceded to roms demands to stop the federation boycott of his bar. idiot.

>>220348631
you said it "broke" him. that would never happen. Quark is like Worf where he has a huge complex about being a "REAL" Ferengi because he feels like he is a shitty failure of one. he would never compromise on HIS values just because he sees Rom doing things he would never do. Rom doing anything isn't going to BREAK Quark. Quark has pragmatism and at the end of the day that decision was what was best for profits so there's no contradiction.

>>220348586
>>220348628
they are introduced as a hyper capitalist society with technology comparable to the federations. little else is known

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>>220348628
Their performance was silly as shit but it was literally ferrengi at their very best and when they had the most “different culture” and weren’t just outright parodying negative human traits

>>220348671
if you were right quark would not have negotiated with roms union since its literally against ferengi law to negotiate with unions. he was harrassed by the federation until he broke and became just another token for the federation to laugh at

>>220348679
Several times they express concern that the ferrengi could do some military shit. I forgot what exactly

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>>220348714
Quark is not exactly like Worf because Worf would literally rather die than violate Klingon law (because he's fucking retarded) but Quark is not that way.
profit matters more than following the law.

>it's a nutrek episode where ships "pop" in and out of warp like it's star wars hyperdrive
>it's a nutrek episode where a ship pops out of warp and immediately rams into asteroids or other space debris that the long range sensors didn't detect and the deflector dish isn't deflecting

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>Au contraire. He's the person you wanted to be, one who was less arrogant and undisciplined in his youth. One who was less like me. The Jean-Luc Picard you wanted to be, the one who did not fight the Nausicaan, had quite a different career from the one you remember. That Picard never had a brush with death, never came face to face with his own mortality, never realized how fragile life is or how important each moment must be. So his life never came into focus. He drifted through much of his career, with no plan or agenda, going from one assignment to the next, never seizing the opportunities that presented themselves. He never led the away team on Milika III to save the ambassador, or take charge of the Stargazer's bridge when its captain was killed. And no one ever offered him a command. He learned to play it safe. And he never, ever got noticed by anyone.

Literally me dog, zero guramba

>it’s a nutrek episode
>I don’t watch it

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to make the ferengi a threat writing must be more than a general anticapitalist sentiment. they must be competent, their capitalist society about as utopian as that of the federation, their morality logical and capable of withstanding scrutiny.
Star Trek crumbled under too many inconsistencies. the Federation is somehow post-scarcity utopian but still an almost military organization controlled by a giant, grey and faceless administration, we only see true individualism, infinite diversity in infinite combinations, in the ships command staff, everyone else works mostly as today.
pretty much why i like starfleet academy so far, they deal with the "how" for the first time in trek history, not the what or why. exploring how societies become utopian, that's the next step to me.

>>220348748
>Worf would literally rather die than violate Klingon law
that falls apart pretty quickly after he's brought on DS9
maybe there's some fed galacto homo drugs in the drinking water there

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>>220348877
i dunno i'm not gonna argue that much about Worf because I hate that faggot. I fully admit I could be wrong about that point but if I am I don't care. I am confident about my Quark takes however

>>220348804
Thank you fucking JewJew Abrahams you fucking hack.
The effect of jumping to warp in Star Trek was always represented by either the ship entering a rainbow disco tunnel (TOS movies) or the ship stretching (TNG era). Now they just "pop", like Star Wars.
Subspace itself was represented by streaking stars. Now it's a swirly blue tunnel... also like Star Wars.
Pisses me the fuck off. Let Star Trek have its own god damned visual identity you piece of shit.

>>220348586
I like the EU explanation that it was all rumors Zek himself spread to delay first contact with the Federation.

>>220349001
Not disagreeing with you entirely, but to nitpick, rainbow disco warp speed is really just TMP, they tone all those colors down in the subsequent TOS movies

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>>220349243
It was still pretty colorful just not quite as extravagant as TMP

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>>220349001
>now they just "pop" like star wars
no
>subspace was represented by streaking stars
no. read up on the theory of warp travel across series from bubble to surf
>now it's a swirly blue tunnel
the blue emissive edge light has been a thing forever in different strengths, voyager has the strongest and eventually goes transwarp by just swapping textures
>let star trek have its own visual identity
it does. into darkness is now 13 years old, maybe watch nutrek before regurgitating what you read somewhere

>>220349319
>no
no

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barclay and pulaski were right

>>220349319
that's exactly how star wars ships pop, idiot.

>>220349384
no

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>USS Enterprise-D at warp.

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>>220349483
>USS Discovery at warp.

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sources? we're finally getting somewhere, keep going
let the research flow through you

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don't stop now. you know you want to be nerdy and compare warp across series without all that outside noise in your head telling you what to think.
prove me wrong, prove me right, it doesn't matter in service of your own educated opinion, personal and made by you as a gift for yourself.
remember who you were before they told you who to be

>>220349512
>>220349556
I accept your concession.

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>>220349618
sad. i'll do it myself then, one of these days. collecting warp webms is something I hadn't considered before, so thanks for that at least.

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>a bunch of stale unfunny jokes about wesley and holodecks and data's cat
>hey let's give this man a whole star trek show to run

>>220349723
they want to be nothing if not persistent

>>220349439
yes
everyone laughed at transporter phobia despite the tech having a history of fuck ups, even when it's fusing people like The Fly
only two people had the sense to avoid the fly pod

and they were LAUGHED AT

>Sonic shower
>It's just a regular shower with a concealed speaker emitting loud annoying vibration sounds

>>220349483
>>220349500
Why does Discovery's warp have to look so shit? I want to see the ship. Instead everything shakes, ships are blurry, and there's tons of effects going off to make the shot blurry as fuck.
>>220349717
I want to like the design of whatever the fuck this is, but I can barely make it out with all the fucking space cloud and god rays going on.
>>220349882
What the fuck is this lighting? "Yes, let us make sure we have the light source be fucking behind the character's big ass head.

>>220350269
NuTrek ships are ugly anyway regardless if you can see them or not

>>220348628
Rodenberry was very retarded late in life

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>>220350335
and it was amazing

>>220350346
I wish skin of evil was a galactic or regional threat

>>220350333
truth

>>220350443
like if picard had to talk armus out of eating a planet?

i watched the first episode of SA because it was free on youtube but it was terrible so I didn't watch anymore but the one thing I was remotely interested in is:

What was the fate of Caleb (is that his name?)'s mom? I imagined a scenario where she actually voluntarily joined Nux Braza or whatever his name is and abandoned her child for the cause and Caleb has to cope with that or whatever. It was like the one thing about the entire show I was intrigued by just because it was the mystery. I don't remember how many seasons this slop has but I'm only curious about that one plot point.

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>>220350546
raped to death. it was meaningless.

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>>220350546
https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Anisha_Mir

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So all these people were mesmerized and entertained by an electronic coin flipper? The racquetball stuff in this episode was fun, but this shit was retarded

>>220350675
El Aurians have like, people pleasing and manipulating abilities and that dude was able to dupe them into trying it to get addicted

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its a metaphor for digital addiction, specifically to video games

star trek sex with tom and harry

>>220349167
>hypercapitalists closed off from commies
>open relations
>immediately get pozzed
It’s like reverse China

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Ha ha can you even imagine

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This Tom Paris guy? He's alright

>>220351005
sounds hellish

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>>220351005
i do yoga, so yes

>>220351016
Why is it so incredible to believe? I’m sure back in the alpha quadrant the crime stats for Klingons versus Vulcans would be similar

>>220351042
There's a throwaway line by Not-Sisko's-Dad in Undiscovered Country that's something like "If we don't help, Klingons will become the alien trash of the galaxy" or something to that effect, kek

>>220351005
>tfw you die getting poisoned by your food poison tester

So Glad that Odo got his heckin' powgers back. YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

>>220346954
It's that a violation of the Prime Directive?

Is it just me or is Sloan a bit...zesty?

>>220351711
it is not just you

>>220351711
It is just you, the other anon is wrong

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MAJOR SHUT THAT THING OFF!

COMMANDA QWORF PREPARE TO LAUNCH TORPEGOS!

>>220351870
This is correct

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>Hey Tomar what would you do if you turbocharged your shuttlecraft to go warp 10 and evolved into a zombie and abducted your captain and took her top warp 10 and you both turned into little slimy swamp critters and mated and had babies?

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Back sex with Kes

>>220352485
>You need to learn some fucking manners, Davina!

star trek sex with trip tucker

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Posted without comment.

>>220348712
Tasha had a sweet ass tho

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>>220348548
The 21st rule of trolling says "Never place dubs above shitposting. "

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>>220352121
>Tomar, what would you do if Jaxxy died and was reanimated as a beautiful alien babe but had no hair?

>>220352964
Should've just shot the Jabari, fuckin' grave-robbing weirdos.

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>it's a ravioli episode

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>>220353565
Beefagetti.

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>>220351319
Prime wha?

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>Star Trek has changed my life on personal level in that being raised in so many different areas and my junior, well, fifth grade to senior year in high school was in Memphis, Tennessee. And that was eight years of daily racial epithets. Yay! So when you experience racism like that you start getting a chip on your shoulder, you know. So, racial epithets on a daily basis was tough.

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Sup bitch. You wanna talk some shit?

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>>220354423
Oh, dear. This plaque is rather dusty. I really must get the maid.

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>>220354423
Call me.

>>220354605
>Call me
MAYBE

>>220354581
TNG had so much class.

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>shes over 300 years old

Last time I surfed wilwheaton.net he updated his pic showing a full Riker beard. It gave me freaky frakes-surrogate-daddy vibes so I stopped going there.

That was 24 years ago.
Did wheaton ever grow the fuck up?

>>220349723
>this man's Twitter account was so GOOD that Paramount just had to give him a Star Trek show
It's a nice story but the truth is that Mike McMahan had nepo connections at CBS from his time as a coffee fetcher on South Park

>>220355910
youre a deadman, apgar

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https://youtu.be/JUuH31W5650
are you between kindergarden and 12th grade, /trek/?

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>>220356748

>>220356993
wtf is this real?

>>220355802
No, a few years ago he posted about how Larry David strangling Elmo made him cry.

>>220355910
>nepo connections at CBS from his time as a coffee fetcher on South Park
That's not really nepotism that's networking.

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>>220357172
it doesnt matter if its real. theyre right

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>1962: movie "H.M.S. Defiant"/"Damn the Defiant!" releases, featuring fictional frigate HMS Defiant
>1968: TOS "The Tholian Web" airs, featuring USS Defiant NCC 1764
>1994: DS9 "The Search pt. 1" airs, introducing USS Defiant NX-74205
>1999: DS9 "The Dogs of War" airs, introducing a freshly renamed USS Defiant NCC 75633
>2005: ENT "In A Mirror, Darkly" airs, revisiting the original TOS USS Defiant NCC 1764
So all instances of ships named "Defiant" are fictional and mainly constrained to Star Trek, although Star Trek probably got the name from that 1962 film. There's no historical basis for any "Defiant", however there has been a Royal Navy ship called "HMS Defiance".
>2028: first of the US Navy's new "Trump Class" battleships USS Defiant BBG-1 will be built
lmao what

https://youtu.be/KJLzPxH9CIY

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https://youtu.be/Jtgg8SUM_q8

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>>220353565
Is this why Neelix dresses like Chef Boyardee?

What would be your iconic replicator drink, /trek/?
>Coffee. Iced. Whole milk. 3 sugars.

After watching both TOS and TNG, I have one thing to say.

Why would anybody pick Picard over Kirk?

>>220358532
Will it dispense alcohol while I'm on duty

>>220358691
Most people are like BF and haven't actually watched TOS because it's "outdated" and "yucky and old" but you're right of course. Kirk is everything Picard is and more.

>>220358691
I was blown away because I watched TNG first and thought no one could top Picard and he was my favorite character. And even still I instantly saw how much better Kirk is.

Just how hot is Picard's Earl Grey tea anyway? I don't know about you but I wait until my tea has cooled down from hot to the upper end of warm before I start drinking it.

>>220359003
At least as warm as the semen Picard swallows on the daily.

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>>220358691
>Why would anybody pick Picard over Kirk?
Whoever you start with is usually your favorite. Like Pokemon generations. I started with TNG so Picard will always be my idea of what Star Trek is.

>>220359094
Well, not all the time because I started with Picard but Kirk became my favorite as soon as I watched TOS.

>>220358691
It's hard to compare them to me because of how much TOS is about the Core 3 characters compared to later series, besides maybe ENT.

Unless you mean from an in-universe "who you'd rather serve under" perspective.

>>220352485
She was giving birth, you sick fuck.

>>220358532
Cardassian breast milk. Hot.

>>220347075
Mikey Madison?

>>220359030
I don't think they had Ian McKellen on the Enterprise

>>220349434
>>220349457
Why was this show so bombastically bad?

Fucked up that the prophets made Cardassia occupy Bajor just so Sisko could kill a wraith 57 years later

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>>220359157
>Unless you mean from an in-universe "who you'd rather serve under" perspective.
Depends on the color of your shirt.

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wew

>>220359525

The disintegration chambers were teleporter pads.