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star trek sex with shran
can you hit your protein, /trek/?
Is everyone ready for another AI bot thread?
>drugs can make you feel good
>>220371282here look at these intersecting right angles
almost done with the pilot, not too bad so far for a kids show
>>220371209star trek sex with wesley
nutrekfag kys
This show is either everything I wanted out of Star Trek or unwatchably cringey. Very torn on it through the third season.
>>220371466>>220371591I think I like the Protostar class. I still won't watch the series, but it's a better design than a lot of what we've gotten.
>>220371750same, it combines many elements from previous ships i like and the vehicle replicator bay is a thing i've wanted to see for a while. the tech is a bit weird, i don't think a replicator should be able to print a fueled warp core, but that's it
hello /trek/I messaged the guy who runs Nacelle again about some other toy ideas but he said it was unlikely they were going in that direction.some would find that discouraging but I like his honesty, and it makes his confirmation that Ro Laren and Dr. Selar will get figures soon even more promising.
foid trekbald trekdyke trekbimbo trekkike trekgay trek
>>220371431So glad other people recognize Wesley totally got passed up because of DEI bullshit.
>>220371985Stop bothering that poor man with your star trek nonsense.
>>220371737it doesn't get any better beyond that. season 4 is just tying up lose ends and 5 is just a bunch of bullshit that didn't need to happen at all
>>220372010I figured out what irks me about this shit.It's not written like someone was making an episode of a TV show.It is written as if someone was making memes based on a TV show.
>>220372130It's all the 40something unmarried female writers know
>>220371431Wesley shpuld have come out as non-binary. ... Wait. That wasn't the Binars. Shit. I always confuse those two for some reason.
>>220371509It's an AI bot. Haven't you figured that out yet?
>>220372086At least like half of the movies are OK.I kind of wish Crusade had actually gone somewhere.
>>220371431>>220372068>>220372327
>>220372478i wonder if being the little shit kid that everyone hated on TV turned wheaton into the massive faglord he is today
>>220372440Get a Job you insufferable retard
>>220372130I'M KHIONIAN, BITCH
>>220371985Annoy him about getting Kirstie Alley Saavik.
>>220372958how do you respond to that without sounding mad?
>>220373033it's not like he actually meant it
>>220372958>>220373033>has personally interacted with his gods>loves them wholeheartedly, his devotion is not an act in service to any Machiavellian schemesWeyoun won.
>>220371737I still have to watch this. Is the CGI really that bad?
>>220373080weyoun:>is a toadie for false gods>life is disposable>literal slaveKai Winn:>spiritual leader of an entire race>strong willed individualist who pursues her ambitions>doesn't take orders from anyoneweyoun LOST
>Quark had to struggle to get Kira's holo-image for Jeffrey Combs alien #1>Vic Fontaine can just use her holo-image without permissionThese fucking holoGPTs have too much freedom to do as they please. Total lightbulb deactivation.
>>220373141>false godsYet the Dominion has stood for over 2000 years. Curious.
>>220373141Weyoun:>dies for his gods (multiple times)Winn:>dies after flip flopping between her gods and her religion's devilsWeyoun won.
>>220371466The Protostar and Voyager A are sexy fucking ships
>>220371204This is my Starfleet badge
>>220371204>Sullied by nuTrek faggotry>Psycorps pin for some fucking reasonNot a real nerd, not a real Trek fan, just an OCD poofter.
>>220372533No, he was the little shit kid that everyone hated on TV because he was always a massive faglord and that was blatantly obvious to everybody.
>>220373416The devils are the Gods and the gods are the devils thoughbeit
>>220371985Id buy a high quality loli Ro Laren figure, like they make for animes.
I bought some Earl Grey to try. Can't say I like the flavor.
>>220374938When archaeologists excavate us and find this they'll understand why our population imploded, right
>>>220357372what a faggotI know hollywood tends to ruin child actors for life but wow what disaster>>220374938getting nuked twice obviously wasn't enough
>>220374938Are ya winnin', son?
>>220374951you did not put the milk in first
>>220372130what the fuck am I watching?
>>220373141>Kai Winn:>>spiritual leader of an entire race>>strong willed individualist who pursues her ambitions>>doesn't take orders from anyon-ACK>Bitches leave!
>>220371204>Psi badgeI spyWith my little eyeSomething that's actuallyfrom Babylon 5
>>220373140They released a remaster somewhat recently and it still looks ass. Basically PS1 CGI tier but in HD. It's not as bad as it was before but you can either tolerate it or not.
>>220372452>At least like half of the movies are OK.The movies are all utter shit and completely pointless. As is most of season 5. Crusade was total wank.If you take seasons 1-4 and the finale of 5 as teh show you've got the essential B5
>>220375782picard doesnt drink it with milk
>>220372130Source?
>>220376834https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5urkfdMUXo
PLEASED TO BE SHITTING IN YOUR WARP CORE, SAAAAAR!!!
>>220372130> It is written as if someone was making memes based on a TV show.Writers are told to make dialogue that could easily be shared as memes on social media. Virality is the best advertisement a show can get. That’s why every character on every show talks like a Redditor desperate for updoots.
Computer, vent the warp core directly into Wesley Crusher's quarters.
>>220376182Picard is an imaginary character, just like the AI bot that's samefagging in this thread.
>federation cargo cultfederation cargo cult
>>220373140Even for the time, it was bad.
>>220371985You think they will ever release her 12 year old version?
>ladies and gentlemen:>mr murphy noshoespeak holodeck episode. prodigy is growing on me.
>>220379562>>220379219>>220378366>>>/co/>>220378918>>>/lgbt/
>>220379798i don't remember the mind meld working like that
>>220372617Why wouldn't Khionians stay in fish armor mode all the time?
>>220379836oldest ship in the fandom, no meld required
>>220379837>Mom, I learned a lot today. Now I would like to experience this thing called "sex".
>>220379839wondered the same thing, couldn't find a canon explanationhuman form might be more comfortable or necessary to survive in federation standard environments or he wouldn't have to morph to spacewalk
>it's a Neelix episode
Starfleet Academy was so brave for doing this.
>It's a Klingon episodehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls1Bf6XCEM4
>>220380043>paramount not selling licensed federation manskirtswhy even live
bring back culturally sensitive dress uniformslet starfleet personnel show their cultural pride
>>220380189My fav is from episode where for whatever reason, they didn't give Picard any pants to wear under it.
>>220380216>those calvesnot bad for a 50-year old
fuck me, this gets g o o d
mister worf take off that stupid fucking sash when you're aboard my ship you're a starfleet officer not miss rhode island
diversity is our strength
>>220372086Epilogue was always part of the story. 5th season just happens be a half season and lot of filler, because first half of it was crammed into 4th season due to cancellation threat.>>220373672Psicorps, Galactica and Orville stuff have far more right to be there than nu-trek shit.
>>220372010>Man calls them "ladies" while putting his arms around themThis is rape adjacent and it's not okay.
>>220371204I remember a long time ago someone having a wall of commemorative Star Trek plates in his house but I don't remember if that happened in a show or movie or if it was an actual situation I was in.
Ilthuran nooo
>>220380043 this wasn’t supposed to be a man skirt, but rather a futuristic tunic thing like they had in Ancient Rome. It didn’t read that way on screen so they stopped using it
>>220380757it was supposed to be a unisex version of the skirt uniform from TOS. but it didn't even look good on women. it's just a bad ugly design.
>>220380757utterly false.the skirt is called a skant in production, Gene Roddenberry was adamant that the 24th century should represent total gender equality. Him and William Ware Theiss, the costume designer for tng and some of tos, logicized that if women in TOS could wear miniskirts as a professional uniform, then by the 24th century, the "unisex" nature of society should allow men the same option.it was removed because he male extras reportedly found the uniforms drafty and uncomfortable. The skant was also impractical for action. Star Trek involves a lot of sitting, climbing, and lunging. In a skant, maintaining "broadcast-standard decency" while sitting in a captain's chair or crawling through a Jefferies tube was a nightmare for camera operators.Despite that, the skant was only officially retired after Roddenberry became too sick to be involved in production and Robert Blackman took over as costume designer. Roddenberry insisted on further "unisex" clothing in open rebellion against some chuddy newspaper reviews he got at the time.get your trekless arse out of here
>>220380189Speaking of licensed merch uniforms and STD stuff currently being auctioned. Officially licensed STD uniforms were more expensive than screen used uniforms from main cast of the show. Auction has been online for almost three weeks and concludes in 4 days. Almost everything has only handful of bids. So genuine screen used Mike Spock uniform is cheaper than what Anovos or whatever that merch company that went bankrupt few years ago was selling. Only handful of costumes are going for substantial money, interestingly pajamas of faggot characters make up about half of those.. So, basically only people that care for STD are faggots who want shit used faggot sex scene or something.
>>220380876https://propstoreauction.com/auctions/info/id/513neat, thank
https://youtu.be/dz0Wx3a35Ikgene roddenberry nooo
>>220380693Those ayy girls kinda cute, what are they?
>>220381160Vau N'Akat, a species that wiped themselves in civil war after first contact so they sent scientists back in time to avoid it
>>220380917Generally it seems like short trek uniforms and men's uniforms in general have more bids. Including boots also seems to bring in bit more bids.
>>220380867FalseUnisex does not mean feminine options for both. It means the option is gender nonspecific.
>cetacean opsi miss seaquest so much, this brings tears to my eyes>>220381225the lots having no information on size is criminal. mostly interested in the std klingon stuff myself. don't like em in star trek but i larp a big mean orc who'd look swell in those.
ATTENTION /trek/ POSTERSThis is your threadly reminder not to interact with our resident troll. You may have noticed someone spamming the thread with webms, baitposts about Roddenberry bad, and basically anything inflammatory. These posts are bereft of sincerity and exist solely to garner attention. Do not give this poster attention. Do not reply to his posts. Once the fish stop biting, he will move on to the next fishing hole.That is all.
>>220381269>>cetacean opsDumb fish, get uplifted idiot
Having just watched TNG S1, I noticed that besides Troi in the first episode, unless I missed one, skant wearers never utter a single line of dialogue.
>>220381274Nobody cares. The computer selected you, it’s time to go anon.
>>220381314>upliftedi was wondering about that. how come starfleet bans most augments but allows uplifted whales and rapewhales with their own operational structure? are those supposed to be naturally evolved brainiacs?
>ATTENTION /trek/ POSTERSnypa
>>220381408Idk about Starfleet's stance on uplifting animals, but in the Uplift series it's treated as just a thing you can do if you have the power to, with the uplifted species becoming your client for a period of time afterwards. In that galaxy pretty much all species are the result of an uplift somewhere along the way, with some races tracing their uplift lineage back through half a dozen races into the misty past.Humans "bootstrapped" our own intelligence (considered near-heretical) and uplifted our chimps and dolphins before we even knew that it was a common practice among aliens. >tfw no ayy gf to fight a gorilla war beside
>>220379141>>220372719>>220374938>>220372074hey retards don't engage with namefags
>>220381652hey newfag go kill yourself
>>220381524love those books. google tells me the starfleet cetaceans are supposed to be naturally evolved tho, a result of the voyage home timeline alter and humanity realizing they were fully sentient all along and serve aboard larger starfleet vessels regularly, there's mention of dolphins on board the enterprise D in tng.
>>220381683>there's mention of dolphins on board the enterprise D in tng.I never even noticed, but I looked it up and yeah they do mention them once. Weird, what the fuck would a dolphin even do on board a starship?
there is a book called dark mirror that features a race called delphine. the delphine character is a dolphin that rides around with a water helmet on a floating bed. star trek books are such shit.
>>220381858>never even noticedsame, and i've watched that episode countless times. always sth new to learn, eh?seems they mostly do navigation as they are used to navigating 3d space.wonder if the borg ever assimilated any. probably not, they seem to only care for humanoids
Why did neither Spock nor Tuvok ever mention that Vulcans find humans stinky? Why did BnB add such shitty lore to the franchise? Explain yourselves, Faithsissies.
>>220381954tuvok and spock were in the federation and around humans for decades. t'pol was not. did you think before asking?
>>220381954>Why did neither Spock nor Tuvok ever mention that Vulcans find humans stinky?They had manners, it would be impolite to say.
>>220382038But it would be logical thing to say.
>>220381917>CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK>CLICK CLICK>CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK
>>220381980>>220382038Funny to think this might have contributed to Tuvok's decision to leave Starfleet when he was younger.
>>220382067look at what they did to lieutenant ee-ee-click-gihgihgih
>>220382088"humans smell like wet dog"
>>220382107So how do you normally serve these, steamed in shell?
>>220382178stuffed in a klingon with a side of leola root salad
>what should our new alien look like?>hit that nigga with the david spade
temporal mechanics 101
>>220382592let's avoid posting fan film stuff
>>220382592Look at that fucking hairline
>>220382687that's star trek prodigy>>220382697pic related
>be sequel>make up a bunch of crazy shit>fix it all with time travelyou dont have to like it but ENT does a good job of avoiding conflicts with canon.
>>220382807I'm glad they at least resolved such a misguided and potentially franchise-killing plotline with cheesy "aliens in Nazi uniforms" fun rather than try one last time to get us to take it seriously, even if VOY already did that gimmick.
A fucking rock
living witness is a great episode even if it makes meaningless all of the times EMH was almost destroyed, stolen, or lost.
>>220382697
>>220383067>here's that 21 year old ensignTrekkies all clapped and s0ifaced
>>220383033> all of the times EMH was almost destroyed, stolen, or lost.Oh nooo, anyways
>stp engoodening chakotays backgroundjackie marks rotating in hell
>>220383198What in the Disney Clone Wars is this shit
>>220381954>how come I didn’t learn black people smelled bad until someone was rude enough to mention it (since I’d never met a black myself)
>>220383213consult your physician about signs of associative looseness before you develop schizophrenia, we've developed good treatments if discovered early
>>220381954I thought they specifically said Vulcan females in that scene
did there used to be sci-fi general on this board?
>>220383456/tv/ is a slut so yes. but i cant imagine it would do well because there isnt much to discuss about scifi in general. if theres a tv series or film you want to talk about, create a thread for it.
>>220383456Sometimes there's a "what scifi book would make a good movie?" threads that do well.Ender's Game was alright
>>220383456When the TFA trailer dropped I insisted they should've made a /star/ board for Star Wars, Trek, and such.
>>220382221Remember when Neelix was turned into a nigger?
>>220383590I want an /unc/ board for legacy franchises.
>>220383376They did.
>>220383376T'POL: This confirms that I was formally transferred to your command at oh eight hundred hours. Reporting for duty.(The Vulcan woman sniffs.)ARCHER: Is there a problem?T'POL: No, sir.ARCHER: Oh, I forgot. Vulcan females have a heightened sense of smell. I hope Porthos isn't too offensive to you.T'POL: I've been trained to tolerate offensive situations.TUCKER: I took a shower this morning. How about you, Captain?
>>220382038Spock was half human, so he was used to the smell, like how Indians don't mind curry BO or Koreans don't mind kimchee BO
>>220383711remember when you were?
post more apu
>>220384154as far as theyre concerned
>>220383861>asking T’pol if certain ethnicities smell better/worse than others
>>220383861Jesus, they were so racist to Vulcans in the early Enterprise.
>>220384552the vulcans deserved it for always acting superior
>>220384388Sloan and the Sloanettes
>>220384571Bruh, the crew of NX Enterprise were a bunch of retarded monkeys. Vulcans were superior in every way.
>>220380189it's a frock coat your nitwit
>>220384154shhheeeeiiiiit
>>220384154
>>220384388
>>220384552Quick! Put your fingers in your ears before your brains fall out!
>>220383711yeah, and he programmed Lawry’s into the replicator and began “seasoning” every meal
>>220384603So you're a Vulcan supremacist, then.How racist!
>>220381954Enterprise is basically the same to Vulcans as a series as the episode Waltz is to DukatPure character assassination
>>220384853I thought it was established that Vulcans don' seezon dey food!
kira intentionally gave damar bad advice so that the dominion would exterminate the cardassians. she probably would have succeeded if it wasnt for bashir curing space aids
>>220384930they ruined Andorians for no reason too
>>220384930>le space elves are wise and have our best interests at heartTotal Vulcan Death
>>220385099That was the lore for like 40 years yes you newfaggot retardo
Out of nowhereWas there ever an explanation for Picard's amazing suede jacket? Did the actor break his arm and they hid it that way?
>>220385413Patrick Stewart had literal main character syndrome and asked for a cool jacket only he got to wear.
>>220385413He looks cool, I wish he was my dad except for hair genes. And being short.
>>220385620Does he even have kids?
>>220385647he is very gay, but yes he has children
>>220385413How many here were tempted to buy that $600 replica that was produced a while back?I was...
>>220385620I think Stewart is average or above average height. He just gets flanked by taller actors.
>>220385769Is it wearable in the real world or is it just for conventions? I once won a Mass Effect N7 jacket, but that chinkshit doesn't fit me. I'm too tall.
>>220385807I remember it looking ok (not like printed Chinese hoodie), but it was still extremely dorky.
>>220385413He wanted to get mogged by Kirk one more time
>>220385769I'm not really wearing anything more expensive than 75 bucks. I'd be pissed if it gets dirty.
>>220384630This looks gay>B... BUT ITS TRADITIONAL!...how does it stop from looking gay...?
>>220380216a part of me regrets that they dialed it down with the crazy uniform designs. These are people from 400 years in the future. They will of course be as strange to us as some faggot from the 16 hundreds.I think I would have enjoyed Phase II with all of Roddenberry's esoteric fever dreams
>>220386015They had to balance a futuristic look with the practicality of actors having to wear them 12 hours a day. The early uniforms were extremely uncomfortable which is why Riker was constantly shifting his weight around.
>>220385896>I'm not really wearing anything more expensive than 75 bucksLmao manchild
>Unfortunately, he committed suicide in his cell
>>220386451Gul Evek having his body just brought in and put on the table as he says it was so fucking funny.
>>220386317Was this forshadowing Shran?
>>220386496It was great comedic timing
>>220386497no but the Andorian name disputed planet in Cease Fire is Weyoun/Keevan's ship name apparently and both actors are in that episode because Christopher Shea is this guy who appears on the viewscreen in one scene and his characters name is actually Thelev which was of course the name of the fake Andorian in Journey to Babel so connect all those dots if you want
>>220387077DDNW
>the Crystalline Entity was just revealed to be real by the US governmentWelp, not sure how to feel about this.https://www.war.gov/UFO/#DOW-UAP-PR38-Unresolved-UAP-Report-Middle-East-2013
>>220387077>It's me. I'm the one who believes that.>Yeah I guessed that much.
>>220387116>optical glitchslopI sleep
>>220387116anyone with a fucking brain already knew aliens are real however nothing released by the US Government can or should be trusted.
The Unnamed Romulan Band plays,"The Enterprise Crew"https://youtu.be/64c31WAuhpQ
>>220387201>slide on a bass guitarGod I hate AI sloppa
>>220387195>trust me broIdiot
>>220387246
>>220387116This is how we know the war is going badly.
>>220387211Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.
>>220387315Kek
>>220387301that would hurt, a lot
>>220387211>waah slide on a bass guitar NOOOOOSo you're not a Pink Floyd fan, then?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uInjtlzYz08&t=32You can see it at 0:32, in case 4chan screws up the embedded start time.
>>220385946by being associated with royalty and soldiers, not subway flashers, which is clearly what you were thinking of
>>220371204Neat collection but terrible presentation. They're off axis every which way, bunch of dead space, no consistency of theme. If you rearranged this and maybe added a little plaque with each show or moive it'd be so much richer.
>>220374938Somehow the amputee loli fuckdoll is worse than the actual child doll.
>>220387695Besides the 3 lb weights, I think the severed feet in the jar are a bit much. Everything else I could see myself owning.
>>220379837very cute boy
>>220387116I love UFOniggers who have never interacted with a camera or optics in their life.
>>220387812POOFTER
>>220371282I'm not a bot–I'm a real person.
>>220387677not mine, found that pic on some blog. all i got for badges is an oversized 90s toy and a wooden one my brother made for my 13th bd.op pic is still pretty cool imho, grew to that size over decades and the dude is old af, so any alignment issues i count as sovl
>>220387211Ahem
>>220388976gesundheit
Why are colonists the fucking worst? As much as I hate the Dominion, I gotta give them props for helping the Cardies wipe out Maquis shits
>>220388211>nooo u like the...the WRONG Star Trek! seeeeeeeethelol. lmao even
>>220389101the type of person who would leave paradise on planet Earth for the promise of making a new live on a fucking alien planet are 100% comprised of narcissists and pedophiles
Unpleasant shower thought. If Paramount did put Star Trek on ice for a decade. That means Gen Alpha will be the target audience. The generation that can't read and has never known a world without smartphones and internet. That's who most media will be targeted at in 2036.
>>220389152It can hardly be a paradise if the pedophiles don’t want to live there
>>220389157I don't give a flying fuck about anything created called "Star Trek" after Enterprise. the fact that you do just proves you're a fucking mental retard no different than the Gen Alpha illiterate retards you're talking about. You don't actually like Star Trek so you can't even comprehend not caring about nutrek at all and you will +1 the /trek/ general for no reason except to talk about nutrek shit that hasn't even happened yet. Honestly you should fucking kill yourself.
>>220389152Trek earth is like they turned the entire planet into disneyland, there'd probably be people who left just to find some authentic challenge/danger
>>220389101>why are colonists the worstrecruited from mostly the unwanted, the most self-reliant and the mad. very few leave their comfy core homes for the colonies out of idealism and those few who do are dangerous for a different reason.>wipe out Maquis shitswish the maquis were written with any reason to exist in the first place
>>220389199honestly you're right but anyone who would end up being "in charge" of those well meaning people earnest people is a narcissist and/or pedophile. someone who would die over a fucking adobe hut on some dirt because if they win it means they still get to be in charge should be put down like a dog.
>>220387812>UFOniggersThat's directly from the US government.
What are our thoughts on A Night in Sickbay?
>>220389246the original UFOniggers the CIA intentionally disseminated myths about UFOs to cover up experimental aircraft and weapons
>>220389321holy based non-retard. most if not all of the shit you see released as "UFOs" is just USA known experimental aircraft (that they most likely reversed engineered from actual alien tech)
uhhhhhh why is he heckin' evil now!!?!
>>220389295Intensely Comfy Episode.
>>220389196Holy trvthnvke
>>220389349>that they most likely reversed engineered from actual alien techthe US military is building Ferengi ships
>>220389321All these amaaazing experimental weapons and aircraft sure don’t ever seem to be used to win wars or advance geopolitical interests in any way
>>220389321There is definitely truth to this but I don't think that means none of it is real either.The Apollo 11 debriefing is very interesting, page 6 in particularhttps://www.war.gov/medialink/ufo/release_1/nasa-uap-d4-apollo-11-technical-crew-debriefing-1969.pdf
Odo saying Raktajino in a gravely voice.
>>220389494I like coming up with random "alien" animal names that would sound like something they randomly namedrop in Trek and saying it in Odo's voice. A Jebrelian flame beetle, the mantis hawk of Septus III, the Glup viper of Shitto Prime. Shit like that.It's also fun to spout random technobabble gibberish and try to make it sound like genuine VOY dialogue.
>>220389569>Jebrelian flame beetleclassic>the mantis hawk of Septus IIIwould hunt for the trophy>glup shittostale
I forgot the Red Squad twerp from Homefront/Paradise Lost returns in Valiant...ripbozo
>>220389895"Red Squad" was such a stupid idea in the first place. I think it had to be a Changeling infiltrator who came up with it
MAJOR SHUT THAT THING OFF!!!QWORF PREPARE TO LAUNCH TORPEGOS!
>>220389914It was made up by Nick Locarno after an identity change in an effort to bring back Nova Squadron with another name.
>Red Squad! Red Squad! Red Squad! Red Squad! Red Squad! Red Squad! Red Squad! Red Squad! Red Squad! Red Squad! Red Squad! Red Squad! Red Squad! note: this is actual dialog from ds9
Hello gentlemen, haven’t been on here in a while. Glad to be back. Enterprise. Underrated. Was always my point. Seasons 5,6,7. You know they would’ve been good. Underbaked goods you know that could’ve lived up to all the 7 seasons shows. Sexiest trek. Last good trek show. Malcom. That is all.
>>220390741traitor
>>220389437Well, yeah, the defense industry in America is a boondoggle for jews.
>>220371204What’s sad about Tasha Yar dying is that she was probably the only woman with an ass on the Enterprise. Troi legit has no ass and Crusher’s actress is of unfortunate Irish descent.
Not enough Gowron episodes in trek. Simple as
>>220391353norwog
>>220391353he's irish
>>220391368nobody's perfect
>>220390964>nooo u like the...the WRONG Star Trek! seeeeeeeethelol. lmao even
There's Enterprise and then there's Star Trek: Enterprise.
>>220390964How faggot? Explain to me in great detail how the “lame” prequel isn’t Star Trek
>>220391466>>220391601i meant because he hasn't been here a while he abandoned and betrayed /trek/ for some floozy web site or some lame irl excuse
>>220391652>nooo u can't have a life outside this shitty threadlol. lmao even
Neelix if he was good.
>>220391881how is he like neelix
>>220391863traitor
>>220391652Hey, I’m the anon here that you’re the one responding too, haven’t been on 4chan because I got a new job and haven’t had as much free time to spend a lame message board debating nerds about Star Trek. I still like doing that, but I like making money and having a life. “Abandon /trek/“ lmao seek help my friend. Is Jean Luc in the room with us right now?
>>220392133TRAITOR
>>220389295I liked it when Hoshi effortlessly caught the bat, and was like "What are they trying to do to you?"
hello /trek/why did kirk and spock never have to answer for the genocide of those magic birds from catspawI still think those birds faked their deaths
should have called her Six of Nine imho
hello again /trek/I just learned the Pentagon is dumping alien stuff from tiktok instead of youyou've really fallen off and this is why I don't love you as much as I used to
we were supposed to meet hot vulcan chicks first not weird baby head space incelsoverall this is a disappointment until they give us faster than light travel and free infinite energyI can see why aliens were afraid to reveal themselves to us, they probably do this sneaky peeky anal probe shit to all the aliens like us until they think we think they're cool but now we know they're just ass goblins and will probably kill them when we get the chance
>alien files are less redacted than the Neelix fileshuh
>>220393060Remember how Neelix once walked into someones room, tried to access their files, and when the computer said "no, it's restricted to that person", he just said>Computer, override those restrictionsAND IT FUCKIN WORKED
>>220393374Makes you wonder what he had on Janeway.
>>220389895>>220389914Red Squad hater-anon definitely got atomic wedgies in highschool. It was an extremely successful unit that only failed because the simulated model lied to them because the script demanded it
>>220372130I miss you Lance
>>220385413The spandex consume was destroying his back supposedly. Weird the Frakes didn't complain about that though.
>>220393891>consume
>>220393897forgive me for the harm i have caused this world. none may atone for my actions but me, and only in me shall their stain live on. i am thankful to have been caught, my fall cut short by those with wizened hands. all i can be is sorry, and that is all that i am.
>>220393926No, you're supposed to kill yourself in a fit of embarrassed rage, you're robbing that anon of his well-deserved reward, you absolutely monster!
And you people, you're all Star Trekkers on some sort of Voyage Home?
wesley's last episode where he becomes a petulant little shit to everyone on the enterprise and burns all his bridges really stuck with me for some reasonit was such poor writing, I still half-cringe thinking about it after 30 yearshow hard was it for the jew producers to give him a graceful exit?
>>220394684Speaking of, after he became eternal space time god, what exactly was his role.
>>220394836To continue the cycle by molesting more young boys
>>220395683thats kurtzmans interpretration.
>PICARD: The boy? >TRAVELLER: It's best you do not repeat this to the others, especially not to the mother. Whatever may happen, it is imperative that it proceed naturally. >PICARD: I must get my ship back. Do we have time for this? >TRAVELLER: Oh, yes. He and a few like him are why I travel. You have it in your power to encourage him without interfering.
is there any science to support the idea that 300 year old prepubescents would have the same mental capacity as a normal 12 year old?
>>220395857Well it’s important to note that she is a human female and very few of those ever grow up even post-puberty
>>220395850>He told Captain Picard a long time ago that you were very special, like Mozart, picard is terrible. might actually be worse that worf.
>>220395879>you’re a very special boy~yeah, in my experience the next thing you feel are cold adult hands on your prepubescent testicles after hearing that line
>>220395872of course, but what about the boys?
we won
i hate moogie
I know there are some fans who aren't happy with the new Star Trek, but personally, I think it's fantastic. The characters are complex and interesting, the visuals are stunning, and the stories are engaging. Plus, the representation in the show is amazing - it's great to see a diverse cast that reflects the real world. And as someone who grew up watching Star Trek, it's exciting to see the franchise continue to evolve and expand. I can't wait to see what they come up with next.
>>220396640Fuck you
>>220396640Kurtzman isn't just writing a show, he's safeguarding the lore.
>>220396640
>>220396640>it's great to see a diverse cast that reflects the clown world.fixed for you
>>220371204Still waiting for my documentary! Like, goddamn!
>>220397332I thought I found one a while back but it was just some youtuber essay with some clips of the cast sprinkled throughout.
>>220391925meanwhile, life is passing you by, and no one notices or cares
>>220393374Our AI works that way. It's called prompt injection.
>>220396640*unsheathes bat'leth**beams behind you*Heh, nothing personnel p’tahk.
>>220393827Would have made for a great Starfleet captain
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