>>220413474
>>I am the first indian person to suck at their job

is this an SNL thing? if it is they haven’t watched those videos on X of the indian truck drivers fucking up on the highway

>>220413474
You need to understand that all liberal comedy about race is simply
>White people bad
>Minority good!
And that's it. Every setup and punchline always stems from this logic. Making a lot of their humor confusing

>>220413474
How can these people be so out of touch

Wow, right-wingers really can't take a joke, huh?

>>220413474
>>220413646
Leftists really like H1Bs and our sourcing because it cuts wages, causes American workers to lose their jobs and enriches the mega rich. They pretend it's because indians are smarter when it's because they pay indians less. Like 66% of H1Bs are entry level or the step above entry level and right now comp sci and related coding jobs have a higher unemployment rate for new grads than black lesbian queer theory degrees
H1Bs also make below the average wage for a given experience in a given city
Musk is a huge pusher of this shit. For the last 3 or 4 christmases he's gone on long twitter rants about how much he loves jeets and wants to only hire jeets because Americans are too entitled and don't want to work 80 hours a week and ask for raises

>>220413683
So thanks for confirming that you REALLY can't take a joke

>>220413692
I've never met a lefty that didn't slobber over h1b nuts

>>220413741
Maybe you could take a joke if you didn't have this weird compulsion to make everything about "the left," just a thought?

>>220413692
It's not a funny joke.

>>220413802
Sure it is

Trumps needs to die

>>220413683
Musk is a leftist?

>>220413474
What movie is this?

>>220413828
Slumdog millionaire

>>220413822
Nearly, he's a corporate-cock-sucking fags who hates America's workers and thinks we exist to serve the economy and not the other way around

>>220413820
good morning, saar!

>>220413865
So Trump is also a leftist?

Let me tell you something LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIGN

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>>220413812
Then explain why it's funny.

>>220413822
As much as the rich elite on Right loves to bitch about immigration they actually don't give a fuck. They only care about profit. They only dump money on the Right because the Right taxes them less and get rid of regulations. That's it. They don't care if the guy driving their delivery trucks is named Hassan or Jeremy so long as the profits don't go down. Oil companies drilled like crazy under Biden and yet supported Trump in 2024 even though they outright said they had no plans to drill even if he won because they already drilled all they wanted under Biden. They supported him only because he was gonna give them tax breaks and get rid of regulations.

>>220413867
Why would an indian want trump to die

>>220413872
No, he doesnt care about the economy or America's businesses at all, if he had he wouldn't have invaded Iran. He uses the office to make himself money and curry his own favors, he's strongly individualist, a right-win trait.

>>220413967
Destroying iran is literally good for business but trump didn't actually destroy iran so

>>220413923
>Oil companies drilled like crazy under Biden and yet supported Trump in 2024 even though they outright said they had no plans to drill even if he won because they already drilled all they wanted under Biden.
they didn't. Biden canceled all of the drilling permits for the small oil shall companies that sprang up at the end of obongo so BP and the standard oil companies had a cartel under brandon and dramatically cut production so they could sell oil for more money per barrel because brandon and mayor faggot used the federal government to regulate out their competition and give them an cartel
>>220413932
visa jeets were down 75% in the US in 2025 vs 2024.

>>220413985
Good for which business?

>>220413988
Then why did the oil companies come out and say they had no plans to drill right after Trump won?

>>220413985
Americans can't destroy Iran. They're too incompetent.

>>220413474
I pay so little attention to politics I don't even know who this is mocking.
Who the hell thinks indians are intelligent or hardworking?

>>220413992
All of them if they liberalize the economy
>>220414017
America can nuclear bomb iran until theres nothing left if they really wanted and theres nothing iran could do about it

>>220414007
they fucking said that under biden too. there's a phone call where brandon is seething and the head of bp or exon or whatever says they aren't going to up capacity. the only way the oil companies will increase capacity is if the shale companies come back because the shale has such low profit they needed to move massive volumes to make money. opec, bp and standard oil have real oil wells so they make more money by producing less oil and selling it for more money. they couldn't do that from like 2014-2020 because the shale companies were flooding the market so opec then started flooding the market so they could pay for their government services because saudi arabians and quataris and iranians don't pay taxes so then the American oil cartel companies had to over produce. When Brandon took power he put in a bunch of regulatory measures to ban shale companies
>>220414017
a third world toilet cleaner who never won a war and whose country can't go to space posted this
I can't wait until russia nukes you

>>220414043
the guy who posted that is some kind of eastern yuro who legit thinks his country, that has never won a war and doesn't have AC and can't put a man in space, is smarter than the US and could win a war vs the US

>>220413985
>Destroying iran is literally good for business
Yeah especially for Trump and Hegseth's brokers.

>>220414043
>and theres nothing iran could do about it
But the rest of the world can. It won't be open war, you'll just get fucked economically untiyou back down, as usual.

>>220414043
>if they liberalize the economy
It didn't happen in Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria or Libya, why do you think it would happen here
America has this fantasy that you topple a government and the the country becomes a mini America ripe for exploitation but it's never actually happened in the long history of American government-toppling.

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>>220413683
>Musk is a huge pusher of this shit.
Sorry Timmy, even Trump agrees that whites are just untalented losers.

>>220414043
America will never use nukes, you retard. Not in a world where every other country has them.
>>220414050
America thought they would have won by now. Just because the King Jew told Trump it was a good idea. Instead little weak little Iran threw out some drones and mines and Trump and jews are still seething two months later.

>>220414082
Well it is ripe for exploitation, just none of benefits the man on the street, just like taking their oil won't benefit the man on the street

>>220414078
the rest of the world are is full of dickless subhuman cucks who cuckout to the US at every opportunity
>>220414110
you yuros sure love jeets and communism
>>220414115
iran's king is dead and their economy is in tatters and enemy nations like china, yurop, india and cuba are having a fuel crisis. we won, thirdie
IMO it's a complete victory because gas prices are higher in yurop than the US. I hope this lasts through the winter

Has he never been to India?

>>220414178
Refreshing to see an American admit how evil their country is

>>220414194
why should we care about the feelings of thirdies? foreigners aren't people

>>220414178
>who cuckout to the US at every opportunity
lol no, how are those tariff wars going, buddy?
it's the chinese century, get used to it

>>220414207
You're right man fuck everybody else, especially the next town over

>>220414178
>we won, thirdie
You lost. To goat fuckers, again.

>>220414215
>yuropoor so irrelevant they/them cheers on the chinese
every time
>>220414217
yup, fuck all nonAmericans
>>220414224
>when they kill your king, you win

>>220414178
China and europe are fine and getting real close with each other. Trump is very good for China.

>>220414245
China won 20 years ago, buddy.

>>220414245
>nonAmericans

More than that fuck everybody not from my state, destroy them all

>>220413474
Pretty much everyone over 30 and everyone who isn't Chronically online in America views Indians as hard working and well educated.
Most Indians in America work in things like Tech or Medicine and there is a disproportionate amount of Indians in high ranking government positions and in finance as well as owning small businesses.
This is the right wing edgelord version of thinking everyone hates Harry Potter because JK Rowling is Transphobic. You get off the internet and people view Indians as doctors, engineers and businesspeople.

Left, right different sides of the same fucking coin being played like a fiddle by the elites...dumb brainwashed motherfuckers

>>220414249
>>220414262
china collapsed long ago already, in the end they were just slaves for cheap manufacturing, nothing more nothing less

>>220414249
>>220414262
>belt of butthurt cucks immediately offer up their anuses to china
every time
>>220414319
my dad worked in tech and has hated jeets for the past 20 years

>>220413872
Trump has explicitly said multiple times that he wants both illegal spics to work farms and h1bs to take tech jobs. The problem is that orange nigger dickriders are an actual cult.

>>220414364
you aren't even American, thirdie.

>>220414469
Neither is Melania Trump but here we are...

ITT: seething amerimutts

>>220414319
>doctors, engineers
You sound like a government employee who advocates for mass migration from third world shitholes into white countries

>>220414245
why do you retards keep losing wars to shithole countries?

>>220414515
>t. Nagoor babu

>>220414525
Name one country that hasn't lost a war to a shithole country

>>220414178
A fuel crisis hits much of Europe, and especially China, less hard than it does the US because they have more alternate energy sources.
Norway, for example, could hardly give less of a shit about high prices at the pump because the entire country drives electric.

>>220414516
How do I get one of those jobs?

>>220414596
Weird you conveniently ignore the fact barely anyone lives in norway

>>220414514
so why should anyone care what your thirdie ass has to think or say?
>>220414515
you are just mad because your toilet cleaning country can't go to space or invent AC
>>220414525
>when they kill your king and ruin your economy, you win
>>220414596
>norway is indicative of the entire nation of yurop
if it wasn't harming yuros, yuros wouldn't be making these seethe threads on /tv/

>>220414043
>All of them if they liberalize the economy
LOL
LMAO even

>>220414059
Hate to break it for you, but after EBIGFURRY the whole MiddleEast negotiates and purchase anti-drone defense from Eastern Euro country who never won the war, instead of USA, because USA cannot provide proper drone defense.

>>220414722
cool, so the drones won't work for shit since they came from third world countries that have never won a war or had a single scientific discovery

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>>220414687
Nta but what kind of space? For me it's Hilbert space.

>>220414687
>kill the leader
>country must go poof
Little Epsteins like you have no idea how the world works.

>>220414554
>>220414687
case in point lmao. keep seething mutt boy

>>220414845
keep cleaning german toilets, thirdie

>>220414687
Nice mental gymnastics there. Obvious cope. Let me guess, you didnt lose in vietnam ether, you just "ended the war". LMAO, I guess your brain lacks oxygen with all that israeli cock jammed down your throat

>it's actually a good thing we went to war with iran
lol?

>>220414849
>mutt boy from literal third world country makes fun of thirdies
lol. cope harder. you are all the same to me. you will never be white

>>220413692
It’s not a joke.

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>What's my job, sar?
>Take train selfie and not die.

>>220414849
I've never seen an Indian janitor
Stop with this fucking gaslighting. You people all you do is gaslight any perception of Indians that isn't generated by watching bait videos from people in India.
My pediatrician the first doctor I remember was Indian. I've had a lot of Indian doctors, I went to a high ranked university, there were a lot of Indians there. They all smelled perfectly fine and used toilets.
So stop fucking typing you gaslighting assholes, just cause you grew up in a place that only had one ethnic group doesn't mean everyone grew up in some weird homogenous Deliverance world.

>>220413683
I hate leftists but you're describing MAGA and the modern republican right 1:1 here mate. You yanks are deranged

>>220414964
India is a shit hole.

>>220414920
>cant take a joke so hard he doesnt even understand that a comedy show makes jokes

>>220414964
Saar, just stop. Or shall we post the sttistics?

>>220414964
Well of course, nobody in their right mind would expect an indian to be good at cleaning

>>220414973
Did you read anything I said or did you just repeat something you always repeat because you're a fucking autistic idiot who thinks repetition is the same thing as intelligence and/or humor?

>>220414178
Iran humiliate you, niggerworshiper

>>220414964
>I've had a lot of Indian doctors, I went to a high ranked university, there were a lot of Indians there.
That's incredibly fucked up.

>>220415030
If you have trouble grasping that it proves you didn't go to a particularly good university because you're not very smart

>>220415025
Iran killed US leaders?

>>220415015
ahut the fuck up lol

There are no great Indian engineering firms. There are no great Indian software companies. India has produced no internationally renowned films or music. India is not known for its artists. When people think of Indian culture they think of dirt and rape. The only good Indian thing is the food, and even then the place is so dirty and disgusting that you can't eat the food there without shitting blood afterwards.

But I'm expected to believe my lovely white country benefits from importing you grimy shit-goblins?

>>220415053
I live in an actual country with borders and laws and stuff.

>>220414319
maybe 20 years ago they would only take the top tier of Indian society that actually know how to operate a toilet, now they'll accept any street shitter. They're white collar Mexicans, cheap labor for tech companies to replace uppity white men who demand a fair living wage, can't have that, line must go up at any cost.

>>220415132
To make matters worse, "Indian" food was created by Turko-Persians (Mughals) and the Anglos, both of whom found the native slop of India far too disgusting and set about to make it palatable.

>>220414849
Who the fuck would hire an Indian to clean a toilet?

>>220415175
Where did you learn culinary history?

>>220414245
>king
this is american education

>>220414017
>here is how Iran can still win

>>220415140
And what country is that?

>>220413474
Indians still live in the 1990s where they were seen as model minorities. They’re blissfully unaware of the new stereotypes of them being scammers and rapists who live in filth.

>>220414319
Question: if these Jeets are the ultra human capital who are going to cure AIDSbola, colonize Mars, crank out quantum computing, and crack cold fusion, then why is the Jeet government so eager to let them leave the country? No nation is made great via brain-drain; just look at how crippled Russia was by the late '90s.

Another question: if these Jeets are so great at tech jobs, why do apps and software keep getting shittier?

Yet another question: why isn't India the headquarters of every top firm in the world?

>>220413474
The guy went on a first date with a girl
Asked for the check before the girl finished her meal
Went straight from kissing to shoving his head into her crotch
Even if that guy was brad pitt that shit wouldn't fly lmao what the fuck was this curry munching z lister thinking?!

>>220415233
>/pol/troon crashing out without his little flags to ad hominem with

>>220415240
What's the point of discussing third world brain drains and postcolonial corruption when you use terms like "Jeet" and "AIDSbola" and spend your time thinking about colonizing Mars and discovering cold fusion.
I said >>220415053 none of you people who hate Indians come off as particularly intelligent.

>>220415279
You realize that if you say the country you live in you'll get crap for it.

>>220414319
I have honestly never heard of this stereotype about Indians. People associate "hard working and educated" more with japanese and korean people.

>>220415315
case in point lol

>>220415318
>japanese and korean
You're definitely chronically online. Can't even mention China

>>220414964
These are the indians that were smart enough to leave their shithole country

>>220415349
I could mention a lot of countries with a better reputation than India

>>220415415
Yes, but the countries you mentioned were the land of Anime and the land of KPop.

>>220415476
Thats ironically only the first association for a chronically online person

>>220415519
Do you have trouble understanding other people's logic?

>>220415415
Yeah me too, infact I could mention 194 countries better than India

>>220414964
it's just the current bogeyman
couple years ago it was trannies
a couple years before that it was homosexuals
and before that black people
and before that jews
in a couple more years they'll have moved to the next

>>220415233
If I reveal that you'll use your jewish magic to fill it with streetpoopers.

>>220413692
As a leftist your entire existence is a joke

>>220415578
Current admin in the White House is the biggest joke possibly ever. Not the time to be pointing fingers at the other guy lol...

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Last summer I traveled to India with my bf. One night I was skinny dipping in the Ganges and I saw some local studs confidently eyeing me. I let them all go in raw in my pussy, mouth, and ass (first time trying anal). Thankfully my bf never found it.

>>220413474
Kek imagine sticking up for Kash Patel. How can you look at him and not see a total ass clown?

>>220415607
He literally looks like an Indian version of the JUST dentist

Indians were a liked minority when it was just the Educated Brahmin caste and deposed Royalty & Nobility who collaborated with the British who could emigrate. They also piggybacked off the goodwill people had towards the Punjabi Sikhs, Pakistani upper class Muslims & Sri Lankan wealthy merchants who moved to the West. Now the doors are open to the rest of South Asian society, people are realising we got the top 1% before, and the other 99% are almost totally useless, medieval-minded cattle.

>>220415536
Thats ironic again.

>>220415600
you were in the most polluted river in the world that has dead bodies floating in it? rip anon

>>220415476
Japan isnt just the land of fucking anime you retarded weeb. For people who actually work it is more known for computers, robotics, chip industry and fine woodworking

>>220415599
You've been crying about Trump for 10 years though and he still won. Where's the joke?

>>220415600
gr8b8m8. Somehow the skinny dipping in the Ganges part is more disgusting than the gangbang

>>220413822
>>220413646
So leftists say the right is racist against Indians but also the right is pushing for Indian immigrants?

Meanwhile it's only ever leftists defending open borders

>>220415742
He won by lying and when he got into office he's done the opposite of almost everything he promised.

>>220413646
your joke has to make sense, and be less political baiting

>>220415808
He cut immigration, USAID, ended DEI laws and put tariffs on all the nations putting them against America

>but he told a lie
So does every Democrat

>>220413932
Once they're in your country they don't need to pretend anymore

>>220415840
I feel sorry for you.

>>220415889
I accept your concession, bootlicker

the whole middle east should be glassed, fuck you and your shitty religions

>>220415840
Usaid was a good thing though. He attacked Venezuela and started a war in Iran for his masters in Israel. He ran on no new wars. He's preventing millions of Epstein files from being released and overly redacted the ones that were released, both of which are illegal to do. He's barely deported anyone, but he did use ice as a show of force for the braindead Americans who like it when other people are hurt.

>>220413474
>>I am the first indian person to suck at their job
>>Everyone says indian people are smart, hardworking, incredibly intelligent
>What?!

For the libfags
>see its not racist because its an indian guy and he's acknowledging the bigoty without playing into it.
for the chuds
>he's saying it over and over again because he cant say jeets are lazy fucks.

Either way, you're thinking about it.

>>220415898
>bootlicker
Sorry, what? You're being fooled by the President and his amateur admin and towing the line using talking points. You're the bootlicker here dummy.

>>220413474
India is russia’s bitch.
Pajeets are russian spies.
Putting actual russian in important goverment or industry position will raise too many eyebrows. But the servile pajeets?

Have you wondered why do racist anti-immigrant rusian-backed politicians hate all colored people but love pajeets? Because their russian handler told them to. It’s all so obvious.

>>220413474
That guy is a rapist scum

>>220415929
>>220415945
vaxed slave vacca

>>220415349
China has a bad rep for being rude , scammy, and red spies

>>220415945
>H-hey that's our word you can't use it!
Nta but you are a fag and definitely a bootlicker

>>220415929
>>220415945
Bootlickers support big government, retarded samefag

And epstein was a Democrat

>>220415947
>politians hate immigrants
They're the ones who opened the borders in the first place

>>220414110
You're right. As much as the left pisses and cries about how trump is literally hitler, he does not go far enough. Next time we have to elect someone who will enforce the borders with deadly force, place a total moritorium on all legal migration, and send ALL of them back, not just the rapists and pedophiles that Pretti and Goode died defending. We have to go even further beyond

>>220414880
when we left we had 80% of the land and 90% of the population and fewer than 60,000 Americans died.
6 million polish faggots died losing WWII to the russians
>>220414912
the US is the only first world country. it must make you SEETHE that we went to the moon and you are to gay and retarded to put a man in space. hell you are on an American website on the American internet talking about an American tv show in the American language because your third world ass nation has no culture
>>220414964
>I've never seen an Indian janitor
must be why india is covered in trash. Also I was called the other poster a polak not a jeet, retardo
>they smell perfectly fine and use toilets
lmao

>>220414965
good morning, saar! why should I take the word of an indian, such as yourself, on American politics?
>>220415025
>when someone kills your king, you win
do thirdies really think that?
so it must be super humiliating for you that we went to the moon and you can't put a man in space and your country has never won a war or invented anything
>>220415193
I was calling him polish, not a jeet
>>220415212
American education went to the moon, yuropean education invented the troon

>>220416042
bot

>>220415971
I accept your concession.

>>220413474
>I am the first indian person to suck at their job
We had two indians at my job. One was a manager and every one hated him but I didn't mind him so much. The other was supposed to be in a technical/engineering role and he was the dumbest motherfucker I ever worked with. I don't know if his credentials were fake or what but he knew nothing. He did follow all the paperwork bullshit to a t though. He made me understand the india hate I see online.

>>220416042
>I want to fuck Sydney Sweeney, Jessica Alba, Hedy Lamarr, and Mary Magdalene in a 5-way orgy. And I want it done now.
You're just saying things that could happen but most likely will not. British professors can't migrate here to work? And if their green card lapses, they're killed on sight? Anon, think before you post retarded "political opinions."

>>220413474
I would have never knew about this if it had not been for op being a fag.

So Op is worse then SNL.

>>220413646
Kash absolutely deserves to be ridiculed but this is just grandstanding, not a joke

>>220416226
>the US is the only first world country
cope harder, muttboy

>>220415840
>ended DEI
Really? Aren't they still a thing in movies?

>>220416418
DEI laws were enforced by government. The DEI pushed by billionaire corporations still exist although they changed the name due all the flops I think

>>220415947
>it's another third world polish accuses the US government of being russian spies post
>>220416408
I don't see your third world toilet cleaning country putting a man on the moon. gunna loose another war to russia and spend another 200 years under russian occupation?

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