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>>220440507ENTchad detectedENT and TOS are true "man Trek"
>>220440507the Xindi arc was good and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
>>220440507Nevermind
>>220440507ENT wouldn't even be worth watching without T'pol. It's completely unfair that they got such an absolute specimen like her in a lead role, you can't not watch ENT thanks to that.
>>220440507Why did Simon pegg and JJ Abram’s think it would be funny to kill porthos in a horrible transporter accident?
>>220440620ENT is kryptonite to that sort of bugman, they had to find some way to denigrate it
>>220440620He didn't die, he was just put in stasis.
>>220440619She's just so irresistibly squishy.
everytime i think we're done...
i cant watch ent until i get a new tv friday and that makes me feel sad. sad like a sex slave forbidden from reading.
>>220440858No worries... Mayweather is strong, and doesn't afreight of anything.
if i had a sex slave im pretty sure Id be okay with it reading, especially if sex slavery was neccessary for reproduction. under such conditions the sex slave would be biologically driven to do the sex slave jobs so theres no reason to think reading would fuck that up. I can read and I still want to fuck it, or have it squirt on my wife, or whatever it does. why wouldnt it want to do it too?
>>220440938mayweather makes us strong. its good to be strong.
this is illogical
>>220440987It was supposed to read, "stronk".Sometimes autocorrect is a real pain in the ass.
>>220441013I guess I haven't been very successful at getting through to you. If I had, you would have thought a lot harder before doing what you did.
>>220440836do you have the Porthos poster?
>>220440557Porthos a cute!
>split threadrequesting timeline merge, authorization BRAXTON-pee-pee-poo-poo
>>220441107the only option is overwhelming force.
>>220440507you just know she likes her ass to be eaten
>>220441008the Vulcan science directorate has determined that it's actually very logical for women to get fake tits and lip fillers
>if you dont save him i am going to rain hellfire down upon those selfish cock sucking sons of bitches. i will make them pay!
>>220441160they are perverts but in this case i agree with them
vosk did nothing wrong
>>220440620Why couldn't have killed that monster Dr. Phlox instead, worst doctor in the entire multiverse, that's not how evolution works you retard!
>>220441198this is where the the regular universe and the mirror universe should've diverged, instead of First Contact. Porthos dies so Archer commits genocide and leads the human race into conquering alien species instead of attempting diplomatic relations.
>>220440619she doesn't even compete with Tall Red Haired woman who has prominent front teeth and prominent clavicle. Not even a contest. The raw beauty of the Red Haired Fairy Woman makes all other women look completely platonic.
>>220440890whoa you really heckin' love ENT. I don't blame ya, it's a damn good show.
>>220441315i like this idea a lot because in TOS there are 2 or 3 captains who go completely insane like that so it still fits pretty well with the overall universe.
>>220441349id see almost all of it over the years but my first full watch through started with ENT. its not as good as the others but i like it a lot and i think it would be appreciated a lot more if there were another 70 eps. quantity is quality when it comes to trek.
>>220441540I loved that episode. It's strange that none of the NuTrek shows ever did a similar, smaller episode. With just two vastly different people who have to find common ground in order to survive.
Soon ENT bro's......I've got faith.
Bro, Leeta actually didn't even give Bashir's Teddy Bear back? Bro.
with how many parasitic or symbiotic life forms, telepathic predators and rogue ais taking over minds are in trek i wonder how many remain undiscovered just chilling in general starfleet personnel and staying smart about being detected. I'm guessing lower decks will have an episode on that but i'm not into comedy.
>>220441644>why are we filming my scenes first?
>>220440538star trek sex with wesley
>>220441644>political drama with old archer as president of the federationi remember last trek death when boring concepts like this were proposed by everyone and their dog too. fuck that, let it die or give me a crew exploring space in weekly standalone episodes again.
>>220440557>>220441090star trek sex with porthos
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>>220441611they lack the talent to do it well but i think the main reason they dont do it is because theres no room for it in the 10 hour format. barely have time to give each of the mains a B plot.
>>220441690Changelings are the biggest threat.
>>220441725hes only 71. shatner was 63 when Generations released.
>>220441779Yeah, that's true. Imagine STD had 22 episode seasons kek
Odo VoiceQuuuuuarrrrrkk , hand over the Jebrellian Flame Beetle....uh uh uh .. AND.... the Frigian Cave Torg...
>>220441814i honestly believe all of the nutrek series would be tolerable if they were forced to produce 20 episodes every year for 5 years. that kind of pressure forces creativity. nutrek is a dozen half decent ideas stretched for 10 hours each. it would suck even if it wasnt full of forced diversity and retcons
>>220441662bashir is a pussy.
>>220441915Nothing about needing to produce twice as many episodes would magically improve the consistently awful dialogue. They're just not capable of it.
>>220441822i think a lot of people don't realize how much of a "voice" the Odo voice is that Rene puts on and how pleasant and gentle sounding his actual voice is
>>220441799changeling subversion requires an existing starfleet member to be sidelined while the blob takes their place, there's disruption there wether the person in question does so willingly, gets abducted or killed. mind parasites just hijack you on a mission and catch a ride.
>>220441915Star Trek works best when the stories are wrapped up in an hour or two. I'd rather conclusions be rushed than dragged out too long. Modern writers would absolutely drag out the best classic Trek stories out to 10 hours. And fill them with subplots from bottle episodes that also stay far past their welcome.For example, the A-plot of a season would be the Mirror Universe for a whole season. And there would be four five different subplots for secondary characters in the Prime timeline to pad out the runtime.
>>220442001I hate to say it but Trek needs a 10 year break.
>>220442070I agree but keep in mind who the audience will be. Have you met a 10-year-old Gen Alpha kid? In a decade that child will be 20 and the main audience for television and movies.
Why didn't the Enterprise-D or Voyager have a chief science officer?
>>220442070The last break resulted in the JJ movies...
>>220442134>Have you met a 10-year-old
>>220442162Wasn't data chief science?
>>220442162Wasn't Tuvok the chief science officerß
>>220442134>In a decade that child will be 20 and the main audience for television and movies.lmao how out of touch are you? 50-70 year old women are the main demographics of television. Movie is a bit more open but literally no one watches actual television or even stream shows besides board old women dicking around on their phones.
>>220442177If he was he would've worn blue
>>220442177ops>>220442183security
Star Trek sex with Janeway
Data went mad because he doesn't sleep.
>>220442162>Enterprise-Dprobably did, just not part of the bridge crew or command operations. Data was supposed to do that but the gold skin/eyes and blue uniform clashed so it was changed. he still pretty much performs that role.>Voyagernot needed, they were supposed to extract tuvok, arrest the maquis and be back by lunch, not explore the delta quadrant. iirc Janeway used to be on the science career track but switched to command at the request of her academy professors so she takes on that role on occasion
>>220442162I've only seen TNG but it seems like the Ent-D was big enough that they had multiple specialty departments instead of one giant 'science' umbrella.
Isn't it odd that there's no star trek furries?
>>220442242are you retarded? there's a massive trek furry community, always has, going back to funny animal days. There's whole furry spinoff universes and dedicated furtrek cons.
empathy isn't real
>>220442266Then why are there no furry trek cosplay pics online?
>>220442213she is what you would call a handsome womanvery old Hollywood in her appearance
>>220442269exactly what a sociopath would say
>>220442300googleplexes of data
>>220442162they tried to give one to picard but he fucked her and some officers died. she got reassigned and starfleet decided it was easier to let picard ride out his career as captain than fight the union.
>>220442303I like her old timey voice and she’s got a fairly nice rack hidden by her starfleet uniform. Because she’s captain she can’t just walk around with her tits and ass out like that borg whore
>>220442162janeway handles science for voy with support from kim and torres
I'm using this thread as ENT is kino.
>>220442369>like that borg whorei like whores, whores are the type of women that will have sex with a guy like mebut to each his own
>>220442162Because Data's makeup looked best in gold.Everyone on Voyager is a science officer because that show is 25% technobabble.
>that will have sex with a guy like meoh dear, my sidestell me how you have no tattoos or scars
Enterprise is fucking stupidBut it's not nearly as dumb as fucking NuTrek.
>>220442483a whore is defined as>: a person who engages in sex acts and especially sexual intercourse in exchange for pay do you get it now anon?
>>220442505NuTrek starts at DS9.
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>>220441084I don't even know what that is.
>>220442517still laughingyou have no money eitherthanks for admitting the only way you can imagine getting layed is for money
>>220441778onlyfans when
>>220442522NuTrek starts about 10 minutes into the first episode of Enterprise where you see a Vulcan ambassador getting mad and raising his voice
>>220442505NuTrek starts at TNG.
nutrek is stored in the balls
>>220442547that was literally the joke you fucking illiterate mongoloid. anon was being self-deprecating
All the continuity errors on TNG man, the turbolift is again going in the wrong direction if you go by the blinky lights outside.
>>220442643can't blame me for laughing then
Only VOY lives up to Gene's vision of what Star Trek is>exploring the unknown>no-infighting between humans; Maquis are immediately welcomed with open arms and they all become a unified crew right away>optimistic to the point that nothing bad ever lasts long (the crew's competence allows the ship to maintain a pristine condition even without the support from Starfleet)>shows humanity continuing to evolve (into salamanders)
>>220442607And then Archer smugly goes>What's the matter, Soval? Feeling angry? Why are you raising your voice? Huh?And proceeds to go out into the galaxy and fuck up 1,000 times consecutively like a giant retard
>>220442607Fuck Vulcanians
by the Star Trek creatorsI want a modern time trax
What the fuck? They have transporter tech in season one of Enterprise? I SWEAR I remember the show having the gimmick of needing to use shuttlepods to reach planets, and then a season 4 'sode shows a black guy and his dad inventing the first transport pad. Have I gone insane? Am I from an alternate timeline?
most romantic creature in trek history by virtue of longest hug
>>220442764Odo VoiceA Mylexian... Ground Skeevil....
>>220442763bruh are you like retarded? there was this whole thing about how people were scared of using it and that one time they had to beam people up in a windstorm or something and some guy came back with sticks and leaves embedded in his face. i'm pretty sure that's season 1
its a good thing i had all these ent pics
>>220442763>>220442816you are both right enough. all that matters is that we have faith of the heart
>>220442675its true. but i like all of it. even ds9. but i hate everything after ent
>>220442948actually thats not true. scouts is 100% pure uncut trek and i love it.
>>220442675>no-infighting between humans; Maquis are immediately welcomed with open arms and they all become a unified crew right awayLiar>optimistic to the point that nothing bad ever lasts long (the crew's competence allows the ship to maintain a pristine condition even without the support from Starfleet)LiarI think VOY fucked your ass and now you're mad which is why you make unprompted seethe posts about VOY
>>220440507Didn't gen Xers seethe so hard at that show. Didn't they hate the theme song as well?
>>220442875>uniform Troi>spoon Kira>blue suit 7>white suit Teepo
>watching trek with the gf
>>220443053absolute patrician
>>220441778What a babe. I usually don't care for bimbo lips. Not only is she ethereal as a vulcan, she is very much so with red hair. I must sketch and paint her. Goin into my Babes folder.
>>220442875Race relations were better in the 2000s. Travis should never be abused for a bbc joke.
>>220443000What's the matter, can't handle different opinions? I guess that wouldn't be part of Gene's vision.
janeways future husband looks like a ghoul
>>220442964lil bro having a robot arm reminds me of people who use flip phones in the 2020s.
>>220443140It's not an opinion when you are wrong about facts. It's just a lie.
>>220443053For me it's shy and timid human B'elanna in "Faces".
TNG's "Disaster" is such a good episode.O'Brien, Ro Laren and Troy on the bridge undergo some crazy development. First Troy is completely overwhelmed with the situation while O'Brian and Ro are working in perfect synchronicity and how subtlety the camera framing emphasizes it. Amazing shit
>>220443257>O'Brian and Ro are working in perfect synchronicity and how subtlety the camera framing emphasizes it.You will notice things like this in all the Trek series, all the way back to TOS. Real professionals worked on these shows, men who knew their art, and it shows.A shame those skills were never really passed on and now all we have is garbage. Maybe they can be rebuilt one day and there can be real Trek again, maybe
sexo y2k blue suit t'pol
>>220443257Disaster is also a great starter episode because it shows everyone at their best. Picard having to interact with children is always cringekino. But my favorite subplot was Data and Riker having to restore power to the ship.
>>220443306
>Disaster/trek/
Enterprise was the very best Star Trek series ever produced. It was Star Trek done right.>No faggots>No feminism>No PC>Less technobabble>More realism>More character>Interesting aliens>Solid storytellingnuTrekfags hate it because it isn't gay enough.
>>220443622It had a weak bridge cast. And Archer was written as a bumbling idiot. Also the human-vulcan political relationship should have been fleshed out more, it was really 1 dimensional.T'Pol was hot though.
>>220443400i always enjoy when the crew is worried about datas safety and he tells them to stop being a faggot about it because he is a machine.
>>220443622The peak of Trek is TOS all over trek shows from TNG-ENT exist in dialogue with TOS and expand on that original formula.Sadly Trek ended with ENT and they never made any more but that is probably for the best.You will never get a better captain, a better man, than Kirk.
>>220443622i like nutrek and i'm a fag, yet i appreciate enterprise for what it is. trip and reed are queer coded, t'pol and sato are empowered, technobabble just changed, you know, cause you're a retard looking for any edge to define your lack of personality against.checkmate, atheist :3 get well soon
>>220443622>to boldly go where every freighter has gone before
>>220443788Nothing wrong with that.
>Titan-A/Enterprise-G is nearly as big as the Ewait what
>>220441778If I could only drink one thing for the rest of my life it'd be the sweat I could lick from her body.
>>220444039
he had the high ground
>>220442303producers should've used the evil look from the startshort auburn hair and black leather gloves was so coolif she wasn't irish I'd do star trek sex with janeway
>>220443622He's right.
>>220444039>>220444053>That episode completely dedicated to T´pol being in heat and wanting nothing but to mate with the whole Eterprise crew Bless.
>>220444175>dommy mommy janewaythey can't just give a captain a riding crop and demand she enforce discipline on the bridgeshe would be too powerful anon
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>>220444264>well trained in the arts of pleasureVulcan Sex Academy is canon
>>220440620I really don't know. I thought the same thing.
>>220444184I'm still amazed they did this
>>220441305I mean, it is
>>220443735Agreed. And Ent comes in second between those two.
>>220441739We know it's you Wil
>>220444361Can't believe that she always thought she was ugly growing up.
>>220444587everyone gets 10 years
incel thread
>>220440619honestly this, other treks have shit waifus and actually need to stand on their good writing instead
>>220444640dumping pictures of an actress and just going "sex sex sex" is specifically against the rules actually
Enterprise is the DUMBEST Trek has ever been, not counting JewJew Trek and all the sewage beyond that point.If somebody says "it's the best Trek show" I know immediately that they are two things:>an idiot>a gooner
>>220444750it really is like "Star Trek for retarded dudebros" as a concept
>>220444750>>220444783yeah its great
>>220444783it's star trek for guys who get pussy, you wouldn't understand
i got the best Enterprise webmeme right here. i was out of breath laughing at this the first time i saw it
>>220444750Why wouldn't they use the far superior Dauntless instead of Stukas?
ENT rules
>>220444866Lol what the fuck, he could've just ran over and grabbed her.
>>220444866that scene is funny even in context. love ent but space 9-11 was a mistake
>>220444909watch the series, friendo
This is what they took from us
>>220444946I saw it twice. I'll watch it again after I finish DS9, Voyager, and the TNG Movies.
>>220444957if you saw it twice you would know that scene was a nightmare and you wouldnt have posted what you did
>>220444929space 9-11 was absolute unadulterated kino
>>220444984I forgot
>>220445004Just like real 9-11
>>220444866nice shirt
>>220445014i forgive you
>>220444678it is, but jannies seem to appreciating this onei blame weyounfag
>>220445122bruh i am weyounfag. you're replying to me lol
>>220444953you know the engineering set would have been something special.
>>220444750It was the beginning of Star Trek’s shame in itself>We’re not that nerd show anymore>We’re cool now. You can talk about this show at the water cooler and not get laughed at!
>>220445140i know :3
>>220445140give me shran or give me death
>>220445163you little rascal
>>220444890
>>220445178not all weyounsbut always a weyoun
>>220444953Could a new show with a fresh crew continue from there? Is there any lore on the original refit's stories?
>>220442675"Gene's vision" doesn't make for compelling stories.
>>220445154why are the big studios afraid of appealing to niche audiences (that arent sexual degenerates)there are millions of people who like horses. isnt that enough for a horse sitcom on tuesday nights on ABC? why not produce a lean budget star trek show for the millions of fans who want to see the formula repeated indefinitely?
Before watching DS9, when I would see Ketracel White on a Saturday Night mentioned here I thought it was some snazzy bar drink.But it's a drug for super soldiers fed via a tube.
>>220445279the people who control the studios hate the people who love old trek and want you to sufferi wish there was a better explanation but there is none. why else would they waste countless dollars creating garbage?
>>220445204
>>220445279they are appealing to niche audiences now. back in the day you had to make a show that a LARGE amount of people would tune into at prime time so it had to appeal to a big demographic spanning different age groups and stuff. and it had to be good enough that people would watch it in order to be able to sell ads during it. that is no longer the case and now we have 100s of niche slop shows no one watches and it's just a big money laundering operation.
>>220445221the universe is built. theres no need to get cute. set it at the same time as TNG on the other side of the quadrant.
>>220445298it's both
fist full of datas is much better than it should be
>>220445279Because streaming shows need huge ratings to match their huge budgets. Gen V had the same target audience as Starfleet Academy. It had millions of viewers and was still cancelled after two seasons. DS9 and VOY didn’t have wonderful ratings, but the straight to syndication model was good for Paramount.
>>220445154>>220444750weird take I always took Enterprise as another post 9/11 American pride kinda show
if ENT is about 9/11 then why did they actually go to war with the perpetrators of the attack?
>this is the captian>we've arrived at the place weve been headed for days>stop doing random nonsense and report to the bridgeis serving on a ship like this? does it take so long between stops you lose track of time and start a poker game when youre 5 minutes laying anchor?
>>220445469turns out it was transdimensional time travel jews.
>>220445469Season 3 was the 9/11 season
>>220444929>space 9-11It's kinda crazy the impact 9/11 had on media, a decade later they were still doing it
>>220445340AFFOD is one of those episodes I watch and think “Wow, that was great. I can’t wait to watch it again!” And then I find out it’s widely hated by the fans and considered dumb filler.
>>220445613this is why you have to ignore those meticulous watch lists which just block out episodes. just watch each series from start to finish.
>>220445613I like the Voth and their Distant Origins. Fuck the masses.
>>220445718those are the eps that actually expand the universe. casuals cant fully appreciate them
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>>220445863yes
>>220442755Thanks for reminding me about a show I forgot. I decided to download the series and just started the first episode. The biggest racial slur in the future is blancovery interesting
>>220445718still makes me happy they descended from parasaurolophus, my all time favorite dinosaur. my childhood bedroom was decked out in parasaurolophus merch.
>>220445469If this is an antisemitic joke, then I'd say the Sphere-Builders are the Israel equivalent.
>>220441444>Nog and the Grand NiggasWho wrote this shit?
>>220445613I remember loving it the first time I watched it, and being kind of let down whenever I watched it again.Most of the holodeck runtime being spent in the jail was kind of lame, and Worf not quick drawing on somebody or otherwise kicking ass feels like a wasted opportunity. The duel at the end is resolved by him magic'ing up a shield instead of fighting back. Very anti-climatic.It's a comfy episode that is by no means bad, but I can't help think of how much cooler it could have been given the premise. Worf in Deadwood busting hoopleheads left and right would've been megakino.
>>220445945>The biggest racial slur in the future is blancowhy would blank be a racial slur it's not even racial
>>220445718I love the episode until it turns into a standard VOY episode. It should've been a nature documentary parody from beginning to end.
>>220446031blanco means white not blankhe is a white man, the rarest of the races in the future apparently
>>220446012the joke was that none of the hijackers were Iraqi or Afghan and we never invaded Saudi Arabia
>>220446030Yeah it was obviously held back by its scope and budget. We were promised “Oops all Datas!” But there weren’t really that many Datas onscreen. It’s one of those reasons some of us were excited when they announced Discovery was going to be a high budget streaming show. Finally they could show all of the things that could only be spoken in dialogue.
>>220446122i dont get it
>>220445526Real answer? Yeah. But instead of poker you're scrubbing deck or sleeping. Only a couple of people will be on the bridge actually witnessing the arrival.
>>220443328God I hate that fat bitch.
>>220446157IIRC they only had one day to shoot on the Warner Bros' old west backlot, so they wouldn't have been able to pull off much in the way of stunts or special effects. Given those circumstances, the amount of Datas we did get was pretty impressive.
>>220446558god is love, don't take their name in vain
>>220446690>their
the Enterprise Ferengi episode is bad for many reasons
>>220444387It didn't surprise me as much as when she disrobed in front of tucker and her whole naked ass was showing. I can't believe that was allowed on tv.
Malcolm was a badass.
>>220444750no uthe T&A they shoehorned into ENT was weird and unnecessary, but it's still the series with shran, phlox and some of the best moments in trek history
>>220446898i love Malcom and his rivals to bromance arc with Hayes was kino and the actual most interesting relationship in the show for a good while
>>220446940Shran is the only good thing about the show. Phlox commits genocide in one of the worst Trek episodes of all time, one of the classic "Brannon Braga doesn't understand evolution" episodes.
>>220446898He should've been captain. Archer comes across like a child throwing tantrums in the first season.
>>220446940Dude what? If anything it was returning to Treks roots. TOS had tons of cheesecake moments and Rodenberry was a notorious coomer.
>>220446700>Jeffrey Combs - Krem>Ethan Phillips - Ulis>Clint Howard - Muk>Matt Malloy - Grishyou are a goddamned moron
>>220447185the actors aren't any of the reasons.
>>220447163eggzackly
>>220446199The so-called "terrorists" were the Palestinians. Their attackers were the Israelis.
>>220447195they are all of the reasons it is one of the best episodes in the series
I can't believe they brought parker lewis in on this thing. I might need to watch it finally.
>>220447231ok. if you think about to argue with someone who says that about anything about Enterprise you're mistaken
>>220447254I'm about to*
>starting DS9 S7>every scene feels like stilted exposition telling the viewer what the situation is>Weyoun and Damar scene is exposition for the audience's sake but somehow it's kino and not awkwardI remember these 2 and the Nog 'sodes hard carrying the season from mediocrity and so far that seems to be the case.
>>220447282>>every scene feels like stilted exposition telling the viewer what the situation is>>Weyoun and Damar scene is exposition for the audience's sake but somehow it's kino and not awkwardthe absolute worst example of this in my opinion is I THINK this scene where they're like literally just saying lines that are purely for the audiences benefit and it's the most blatant and obvious way they could have possibly done it like>Weyoun: BUT DUKAT YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT POWER BECAUSE YOU ARE A MEGALOMANIAC>Dukat: NO WEYOUN, YOU SEE THAT CHARACTER ARC IS OVER I AM NOW DOING THIS PAH WRAITHS THING BECAUSE FOR THIS ARC I'M NOW OBSESSED WITH BENJAMIN SISKOlike phew jesus christ I swear those were actual lines
>>220447342Dukat becoming Space Satan is so bad it's good in my eyes. Just stupid out-of-genre schlock and Alaimo even seems to be playing it goofy in that episode.
You can’t hate journalists deep enough
I wanted to see Phlox chilling with the Agosoria bros on their ship. I would definitely watch Phlox host a travel TV show sightseeing across the quadrant
>>220447422Jake's such an entitled twat. He's lucky Weyoun is such a nice lil fella that he wasn't vaporized on sight.
>>220447462Seriously. He’s literally enemy agent posing as a journalist and even then he won’t tone down his rhetoric to use more neutral language
I miss BF.
>>220447462weyoun wasn't gonna alienate his bajoran "friends" by murdering the emissary's son
Weyoun is so fucking cool because he's actually not nice he can turn it off at any moment like a fucking light switch. this scene is so good
>>220447585boyfriend? boy frodo?
be honest guys, do you agree with the Prime Directive?
>>220447422What do you call it when they unintentionally reveal the truth of something by accident?Like with Jake and the true nature of journalists aka propagandists?
>>220447605All indicators showed that the dominion isn’t exactly a negative force if you don’t resist them
>>220447754The prime directive has two provisions so I guess I agree with half of it
>>220447585Where's VF?
>>220447754Only for stone age peoples, you should be able to buzz industrialized planets for fun and not get in trouble for it.
>>220447754yes with the exception that you should be allowed to make crop circles every once in a while
>>220447754Yeah, but not when writers interpret it as being about a divine plan that can't be interrupted. It should not prevent saving civilizations from natural disasters. It is about internal affairs. It's also not exclusively about pre-warp civilization contrary to popular belief.
>>220447884>It's also not exclusively about pre-warp civilization contrary to popular belief.this is why DS9 makes no sense as a premise
>>220447884>It should not prevent saving civilizations from natural disasters.on the flip side star fleet should not be required to be flying around and saving every single civilization from every disaster they can find.if they happen to be in the neighborhood and happen to have the technology I think its the right thing to do but that should not be the primary job of star fleet.
>>220447899They applied for Federation membership.>>220447917Agreed.
>>220447754no. it's stupid.
>>220447845voyfriend? voy frodo?
holy shit i'm glad started watching nutrek from the back. discovery is so utterly bad it's unreal, like a bad movie stretched out over an infinite amount of boredom. the damage this shit did to the franchise is immeasurable, constant introduction of new setting breaking mcguffins, starfleet is made up of drama actors monologíng their lives, i'm getting actual vertigo from the constantly shaking cam rotating around characters at mach speeds while they calmly discuss their feelings in the face of mortal danger and the whole thing is drenched in music and sound effects trying to tell me what to feel. I have no issue with a diverse cast or themes but this ain't it, i'm baffled.and i can f e e l the white guy energy seeping out from kurtzman aching to be called a good boy for allowing the gays and blacks in. fuck you alex, i hope a gay black trans woman takes your job and does it better for taking away precious hours of my life giving you a chance just to get bored to tears.
>>220447931> They applied for Federation membership.Not in yet. Are they ever clear about what the process entails and why it’s took years of playing will they or won’t they
>>220447754No. I only wish some aliens would come interfere in our cultural development before the jews destroy everything.
>>220447235That's fucking Jonas Quinn
>>220448292>DA JOOOOOOS racist farrakhan terrorist
>>220448322yeah i would like to fuck jonas quinn
>>220440507I never liked how they treated the MAKO soldiers. It was just plain wrong.
>>220446898should have used the 'armoury' and 'honour' spellings de-su
>>220447163>TOS had tons of cheesecake momentsAmong some of the most heady science fiction ever seen on television or film for that matter. Sexy women among great writing and the story always came first.When the fanservice started to outweigh the stories, TOS became shit. So basically you like the network meddling, S3 version of TOS with all of the shitty episodes. That's what ENT is. That's the "roots" ENT is going back to.
>>220448008You have to become a one world government that lacks certain humanoid rights violations which we know entails>no caste systems>you can't mistreat war vets
>>220448538If you are so bothered by the heterosexual eroticism that appears in the various Star Trek series from TOS to Enterprise, I'm leaning in the direction of the opinion that you are either a homosexual man, who finds straight sex with women disgusting, or a repulsive female land whale who is jealous of sexual situations involving thin, beautiful women, and handsome men.
>>220448713I shouldn't be surprised that you have the reading comprehension of a grade schooler.TOS is one of the most intelligently written shows ever at its best and it only becomes the 'substanceless campy romp' you seem to enjoy so much in its final troubled season. The kind of people who think TOS is this kind of show and that ENT is like TOS are the same knid of people who believe Kirk is some musclebrained retard who goes around punching aliens and fucking green women -- they either have never watched TOS and are complete fucking posers or they haven't watched it in like 40 years and don't remember it at all beyond a complete mental flanderization.
>>220448332>>220448292>>DA JOOOOOOS>racist farrakhan terroristThat's pretty funny. Both of your posts reminded me of pic related that was posted here some years ago.
>>220448758Your reply does nothing to alter my stated opinion.
>>220448332I guarantee you wouldn't be paying $5.50 for gasoline and facing a global famine under the dominion
>>220448322but to me he'll always be parker lewis
>>220448994star trek sex with parker lewis
sucks that these star trek auctions liquidating nutrek are for Ontario residents only. Gonna have to make my own snail juice bottle now
>>220441107Why didnt anyone use time travel to stop the burn? Janeway of all people used time travel because Seven of Nine and some others died and Tuvok succumbed to his early onset Vulcan dementia, temporal prime directive be damned.
>>220449818considering how common voyager and discovery made time travel they probably did but that's not the timeline we got to watch.i like the idea but as with everything kurtzman, the execution is lacking. at least he set up academy in a way that returns the setting to a state more or less similar to how he found it.
>>220449895Non violent exploration?
>>220449926to a degree, yes. also no mention of any of his species being members in the rebuilt federation, a new Qo'nos, klingons looking like klingons again, no more mention of the spore drive and so on.
>>220449994A retcon?When you think a writer can't sink any lower...
>>220450018can't sink lower than discovery season 1, that's literally rock bottom. He's not doing retcons either, just closing the loop in a narrative way which ironically, to me at least, makes academy quite watchable.we're never getting rid of spocks adopted human sister or accidental subspace screeches that disrupt everything everywhere but whoever takes over after that hack has finished counting his money should be able to write stuff without having to understand his laundry list of setting destabilizing tech and abilities.
>>220450077>Not making your tedious homework when writing for trekI hope you don't encourage this anon
>>220450099mind ditching the reddit spacing? its gratingand that's not what i wrote
>>220450122Never Look a sentence you actually read fully
https://youtu.be/j6S1KoGmG_E
ezri is a slut
>>220451230why is that boy touching garak like that?
>watching star trek voy>episode one small step comes on>suddenly realize the crew of the ares iv is talking about Kings baseball and Buck BokaiI love it when Star Trek does stuff like this. It really makes the universe feel lived in and sells it as a real world. It helps the suspension of disbelief.
>>220451339If it actually was a boy, then Garak wouldn't mind
>>220451230Ezri would’ve been a better character if she was 12
>>220451898>shethat's a boy
why don't people like this episode?
>>220452067Isn't that the bell guy from breaking bad?
>>220452079yes, it's the same actor
Also Mike Ehramntraut is in DS9
>>220452117and the doctor from mash.
>>220452067I don't like seeing anything about some psycho bitch rape hoaxing a man. But it's not the worst episode. That has to be The Outcast.Riker has the creepiest taste sometimes.
>>220452374Riker just goes for whatever, that much is clear.
>>220452067Riker did nothing wrong
>>220440507it's been a long road...
>>220452374>>220452784>rape hoaxingTroi confirmed her telling of events was accurate (from her perspective)
Post-Thread Follow-UpStupid Neelix Moment was ruining a perfectly good Seven of Nine webm >>220441812Final score for this thread is 4 out of 10. There have been plenty of worse /trek/ threads.
>>220452067Riker got away with rape and murder.
>>220453069>it was real...in her minduh huhand where have we heard that before?
>>220453036GETTING FROM THERE TO HERE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONeelix did not kill himself.
riker is a pedophile
>>220440620jews fear Beagles, not dogs in general but specifically Beagles. If you know you know
Imagine if I got a Talaxian organ transplant and said "Well as long as I don't start touching kids I guess it's alright"
I just completed a rewatch of all Star Trek shows and movies up to and including ENT and excluding all JJ and post JJ Trek.My conclusion is that Neelix rules, I love him and want to protect him.
im nearing the end of TNG what now?
>>220441611>It's strange that none of the NuTrek shows ever did a similar, smaller episode.Strange New Worlds tried to do one with a Gorn, but it was just a weak rip off of the movie Enemy Mine. Not even comparable to the TNG episode where Geordi and a Romulan have to survive together alone after a crash.
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>>220453519now you've lasted longer than 99% of trek newfags
>>220454049>]well i watch TOS a few years ago before people n my house had a mental break and i had to go into survival mode
>>220454134>people n my house had a mental breakyeah, shatner's acting does that to people
