Samurai Dracula Editionprevious: >>220519936
>>220529506Count Dracula and his iconic Heat Saber.
I drunkenly watched Exorcist 3 yesterday and remember next to nothing about it. Is it worth watching again sober? It felt like 2 kinda fell apart towards the end as well
>>220529536Drac Slap light punch
>>220529557Yeah it's really not a drunk watch film, it's a moody bitch.
>Leprechaun has a higher body count than Freddy Krueger Funny
>>220529506That's clearly a western sword, not a katana>>220529557Yes 3 is worth watching. 2 didn't "fall apart", 2 is famously one of the worst films ever made
>>220529506A normal OP, thank god.
Obsession is getting a good reception but it ain't playing at my theater, rip
New Raimikino inbound
>>220529916>Raimi properly returning to horrornature is healing
>>220529591That is a fun fact
>>220529557I've seen it sober and I agree that it fell apart towards the end. Horror dorks overrate the shit outta that film.
>>220529747WELL I'M NOT TERRIFIED BUT I SEEM TO BE SLASHERSLOPED BY YOUI WANNA WATCH A HORROR MOVIEBUT YOU AIN'T GOT NO THRILLS
>aura farms
Pretty good first episode. I am watching this for Dan Stevens in truth.
>>220529506Based
>>220530529>only 2 episodes released Not watching... yet.Glad to hear it's good tho
>>220529757we're so back
>>220530529I swear I remember reading about Terror Season 3 being announced a few years ago and it had an entirely different plot, about Native American superstitions or something. Did they change it or am I confusing it with something else?
>>220530620I haven't read into this but I think season 3 was cancelled at some point and then renewed. Not sure what the initial subject was or if it differed from what we're getting now. Personally, I didn't even know season 3 existed until just recently.
>>220530529>le spooky ghostSlop.
>>220530266FixFag got a /hor/ thread and a /film/ thread nuked in the past hour.Congratulations.You're the dumbest cunt alive. Stop spamming your shit that only you care about.
>>220530542bat on a string > cgi bat
>>220530657It's a generally haunted asylum with bizarre eldritch occurrences. But we don't know the full story yet.
>>220530678True
>>220530690It's literally Kingdom Hospital/Garth Marenghi Darkplace.>what if mental hospital... was spooky and evilWow! Thrilling elevator pitch! Never heard that before.
>>220529506old ass pos op
>>220530529Blue eyes look demonic
>>220530663>that only you care about.Keep telling yourself that lil guy :)
>>220529877I'm seeing it in dolby tomorrow night. Hopefully it's good.
>>220530734Brownest post of the day, congrats
>>220530754You saw Imaginary in theaters
>>220530801so far. he's got about 5 hours more of seething to go
>>220530801Nice self report, pajeet.
>>220530706nta but it's an evergreen topic for me. if anything, mental hospitals are overdone, regular hospitals are even more fucked up really.
>>220530862I'm not just impressed by "haunted hospital" in general, or the Stephen King model of "this place/thing is evil because... it just is (and oh by the way, the KKK were here)".
>>220530801No, he's right
>>220530958You are:a) blackb) hispanic c) Indian d) some unholy combination thereof
>>220531074So he's a human being?
>>220531089Debatable
>>220531074You are:a) glazing a demonic blue eyed murderer
>>220530958>ahhhhh they're white!!thanks for that mr peele
>>220531094>blue eyesYikes
>Thanks for taking me to the prom anon. Wanna come camping with me next week?
>>220531194No way fag.
>>220531194
>>220531138White people are demomic
>>220531244Have you told your parents you're gay yet grem?
>anons here acting like they've never seen photos of Adam Lanza>not demonic, bro
>>220529506Samurai Drac
>>220530305>Horror dorks overrate the shit outta that film.Brad Dourif is pretty great in it though
>>220531266He needs the rangeban treatment.
>>220531363You need to stop being such a sissy cuck and discuss horror instead of other people.
>>220531440See >>220531266
>>220529506previous >>220493686Don't link cursed and ultimately deleted OPs by Tranny spammers
finished Curse of the Blair Witch, that was kino. impressive amount of effort to make a fake documentary for a film.makes me wonder why there isn't a tv series like this, or maybe there is? I know there's like the Sasquatch/Ghost hunting shows, but those are always like "yep guess we didn't find anything this time". I mean like Horror in the High Desert, but a show rather than a series.
>>220531441That’s not me
>>220531552I should watch this again. I remember it was pretty good.
>>220531552Cool, I will check this out
>>220531552The problem is back in the 'good old days', you needed something to happen every episode in a TV show; but now everything is the 'Surf Dracula' problem where it takes 8 episodes for anything to happen.
>>220531654Its hilarious that all "prestige television", the 'highest' grade of television, did was steal soap opera's playbook, the lowest grade
>>220529506>>220529506>The mood is somber as Van Helsing, Jonathon Harker and Mina’s three suitors stalk through the grounds of Carfax Abbey in the dead of night, armed to the teeth, prepared to take the wicked Daimyo by suprise and end his centuries long reign of terror. >Skirting past the Zen sand garden, and over the small red bridge that spans the newly installed koi pond, they move with grim silent determination. >Each man carries top quality gaijin steel. Be it Harker’s Kukhri, Quincey’s Bowie, or the assorted dirks and hangers of the other men. The Texan also has a Colt Navy. >The arrive at what was once the grand oak door, but has been replaced with a sliding door constructed of delicate sheets of paper. The Daimyo has been busy making himself at home. >As they enter , an unseen servant strikes a gong as Dulakura materialises on the mid flight landing of the grand, bifurcated stairway. He stands above the men in the foyer, the delicate fingers of his right hand resting imperiously on the mahogany balustrade.>The Count is dressed in an exquisite black silk kimono from old country, damasked in flowing embroidery depicting a shower of sakura blossoms. An exquisitely made daisho is slung in his obi. He strokes his long goatee with left hand, the meaning behind his cat like eyes inscrutable.>The Texan wastes no time and opens fire, unloading all six chambers of his weapon. The cracking reply of his weapon and the acrid smell of gunpowder flood the dusty halls. Nobody sees the vampire move, but as his gun runs dry, they hear the last of the bullets clatter helplessly to the ground in two neat halves. >They observe that Dracula’s daito has leapt into his hand, the cloudlike hamon pattern of the blade glittering in the candlelight. >Casually, almost dismissively, he flicks his sword in a well practiced manoeuvre, and returns it to smoothly to the saya.
>>220529916>a RaimakeEh, wish it was something original. Will still watch, though.
>>220531876>The Texan discards his empty weapon, and the men tighten their resolve, and their grips on the hilts of their weapons, as prepare to rush the Daimyo. >Just one of them needs to take the beast through the heart. Just one of them. >Suddenly, the dreaded Oni is not where he was. One again, he doesn’t move, he doesn’t make a sound. He is simply not where he was. Before any of them can process this, he is standing in the middle of their group.>Once again, he smoothly draws and deploys his superior Nipponese Tamahagane in a vicious Battodo-Jutsu strike, which none of them see or feel. It is the same as his movement, down from the landing. One moment his sword is at his side, the next it is motionless, at full extension of a mighty slash. >The blades of the Vampire Hunters shatter, and clatter to the ground. Finally, the dreaded creature of the night speaks, his sonorous baritone ringing out like a church bell in the silence. >“Omae wa mou shindeiru.”>The kyuketsuki flicks his sword in a final chibuiri, as great slashes open up upon the gaijin aggressors. As he sheathes his weapon, and feels the zanshin flow through him, each man collapses to the floor, spraying pressurised blood like a macabre set of water fountains. >The lord of the night looks down, and speaks again, this time in heavily accented English. >“Pathetic.”
>>220529560
Ahoy, w/hor/es! Currently watching this shark garbage. Will probably put on the new Faces of Death after. What are you watching tonight?
>>220531876>>220531913
>>220531898*lick*
>>220532043yeah might watch Faces of Death
>>220529506
I hate that I now have to specify "the old Faces of Death" any time I want to refer to the movie. Couldn't they have called that new one something else?
>>220531898is this ai
>>220532415There was a first one? Whatever, just watch the better one.
>>220532369>Halloween 3D
so uh.. this is just that stupid fucking "get 1 million dollars but a snail follows you everywhere and if it touches you, you die" thing adapted to a horror film right?
>>220532597Yep.Also, STDs.
>>220532630it was pretty boring
>>220532597I like how the technology and time period of this movie makes no sense. Really helps with the atmosphere and the idea that it's supposed to feel like a nightmare.
>>220532597I just realized this movie is banned here
>>220533051jej why
>>220533057because some autist made a list of movies he doesn't like and declares them as banned
Post low-budget kinos ITT
>>220533089Aliens with dinosaurs. It's not incredible but it's pretty fun.
>>220533101Did you see Primitive War? If so, how would you compare the two? I thought it was pretty decent.
Watched Tucker and Dale vs Evil. Enjoyable, but I think it's overrated. Predictable, but it's a feel-good movie for neckbeards
>>220533064Not like that at all
>>220533064>>220533253I think we agreed on each movie whenever a new movie is added.
>>220533253Only the loser spamming that list would post such a boldfaced lie kek
>>220533253>mom they're talking about movies I said were banned again!!
>>220529916During Drag Me to Hell press he said he has many more scripts in his drawer that were never made into film (Drag was written in 1990 or so). Just do those, don't remake Magic.
>>220529557It's the best horror film ever made. >>220529506I also started watching Dracula Untold until it turned into capeshit. Should I finish it?
>>220533349Nah it sucks ass and since I can't remember anything about it then it's nothing worth remembering.Luc Besson's Dracula was better.
>>220533349Untold was shit. >>220533370Yeah. >>220533342>>220533295I like the banned list.
>>220533089I never understood the hype until I watched it on Lithium. It was quite an experience.
>>220531194Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you t-too
>>220533418It just hit me, it was valium not lithium. Shit, I'm going to bed.
>when the Dickhead posts his banned movie list
>>220533142Never even heard of it. I'll put it on the list.
>>220533610It was a decent dinosaur movie. It was no Jurassic Park but it was enjoyable.
I watch NHK World docs between horror flicks. Just finished a movie and watching thishttps://youtu.be/wcKuBglBptQ
>>220533634>they have a livestreamkino. I agree that japanese news is "thing japan" comfy
Weather is warming up a lot here this weekend. Time to start watching some Summer kinos. Put on Friday the 13th.
>>220533727>movie puts extra effort into making a character cute and likeableYeah... I wonder if that character is going to get killed off within the next minute.
alright putting on Faces of Death
>>220533632>It was no Jurassic ParkThey never are
>>220533781enjoy the cute tranny
>reddit, people get murdered online, influencersMan I already see this every day. Felt like it was on rails, I got bored enough to start skipping scenes to get it over with. Though the finale was decent, and Charli XCX is cute.
>>220532597
>>220532597I still like it. Yes, it's incredibly easy to beat. All you have to do is travel across the world, fuck a prostitute, and then travel back. Congrats, you just bought yourself years of time.
>>220533727>Summer kinosYou mean like Summer of 84? AKA holy shit what a completely bleak and depressing ending.
>>220534569I'm watching it right now. It's not a bad idea for a sequel/spin-off, but the gore is very scaled back, and there's no tension at all. It feels like an alternative movie for girls who are too afraid to watch the original.
>>220534639Never seen it.I meant Summer camp movies, lake, heat wave, etc.>Piranha>Sleepaway Camp>Graveyard Shift>Maximum Overdrive
>>220534583>sequels give him a mulatto niece and nephewWill they ever cease?
>>220534800mindy was cute in 5then actress became really mentally ill, cut her hair and now uses troon pronounsdisgusting
>>220534800they'll bring him back but his ghost will be black
>>220534701Here's what I've got so far for my Summer Horror watchlist (not including shark movies)
>>220534878>I Know What Movies You Watched Last Summer! arghh
>>220534878Good list, but I wouldn't label it also as Summer. Too broad and too many movies left out.
>>220534878For us its Camp Miasma
>>220534915It's just a personal watchlist for now, but what other top contenders should be on there?
>>220534934>usTypical split personality psycho. It puts the lotion in the basket, eh Dan?
>>220534973I and another anon gave a few suggestions when you were asking a few threads back. Purely ocean ones>Orca>Death Ship>Deep Rising
>>220534973Cabin Fever: Patient Zero.Don't need to have seen the previous films.
>>220535028After watching the second movie I decided no thanks. That movie was soooo fucking DISGUSTING, but of course that was the point. And yeah it was a decent film.
>>220535059Fair enough kek
>>220535000>>220535028Ok I will add those. I'd watched Death Ship and Deep Rising pretty recently, but I'll still add them for future reference.
>>220535106Fear not, I'll still watch Patient Zero at some point, it's inevitable. Seriously though, consider for example the part where they're fucking in the swimming pool and he says something like "whoa you're so fucking wet" but of course her pussy and entire torso are rapidly decomposing and the pool becomes suffused with her blood What the shit.
>>220535059From what I remember Cabin Fever: P0 is as different from CF2 as CF2 is different from the original. All 3 movies have very different vibes.
>>220535153It was Ti West's first (er, technically second) feature film, because Eli wanted to give a new up-and-coming director a chance. In other words, Ti West is the discount version of Eli Roth, which is really saying something.
>>220535153kek see that's the thing, Patient Zero has this one scene that will always stick in my mind. Not so much in a cringe inducing kind of way but just conceptually disgusting. Like how Tarman is stuck in a container and then melts on coming out.
>>220536023iconic pose
I am watching Patient Zero.
>>220533727Part 2 is the best one, followed by Part 4.
>>220537372Part 2>OG>Part 4>Part 3>Part 7>Jason X>Part 6>Part 5>Manhattan>Goes to Hell
>>220537689>no RemakeWhy?
>>220537887Well if we're including them allPart 2>OG>Part 4>FreddyVJason>Part 3>Part 7>Jason X>Part 6>Part 5>Remake>Manhattan>Goes to Hell
>>220538252Now rank them by BOOBA
>>220538464New Beginning>Part 4>Remake>Part 2>FVJ>>Goes to Hell>Jason X>Part 7>Manhattan>Part 3>OG>Part 6(none)This was fun.
Did you rike it?
>>220539296I liked it, especially the conspiracy ending.
>>220539296I like all the theories about what's actually going on. It might all be nonsense but it makes it more fun to rewatch.
>>220532369Based
I guess /hor/ has a life and that's why they aren't posting.
Just finished. Its a clip movie of... Ross Hagen movies? Mad Ron's Prevues From Hell style flick with a big supporting cast playing ghosts released from a failing studio's film cans who play clips from Ross Hagen's filmography, including Night Creature and Pigs. Has a certain charm and the movies are pretty obscure and pretty good. There's a unique looking male midget with Farrah Fawcett hair playing the host's sidekick who was never in anything else. (He says "the films, the films!" instead of "the plane, the plane!"
>>220539296No, it was disappointing and not scary
Did you guys see this?Curious to hear your opinion since it's impossible to discuss it on outer /tv/ because they automatically hate any movie that gets acclaim.I really enjoyed it, it's legitimately very scary. I can understand not being impressed by a monkeys paw premise, but I thought the execution was excellent
>>220541771I thought the acting was great all around. The main psycho bitch killed it. Movie looked great too.
>>220541859>The main psycho bitch killed it.Yeah, I think we'll be seeing her in more stuff in the future
>>220533566More like>when a dickhead makes a post about a banned movie
>>220541859> The main psycho bitch killed it. Movie looked great too.>movie looked great too>tooSubtle simp post.
>>220541905Okay, 100% simp post.
>>220541043My life is simp posting so when I am not posting, I am looking for mid actresses to simp for.
>>220541043More like /hor/ is only part of my watch schedule. I'm revisiting Ducktales the Movie rn for the first time since I saw it in theaters as a little fucknugget.
>>220542589woo-oo!
>>220542589Pathetic manchild.
>>220542589PATHETIC.
>>220533245>Watched Tucker and Dale vs Evil. Enjoyable, but I think it's overrated. Predictable, but it's a feel-good movie for neckbeards
>>220541771the lesser Blumhouse version of this story, of which there are many, would just turn her into a threatening demon to be defeated or survived but this actually uses the premise to expose the horrifying implications guiding Bear's behavior and her loss of autonomy while layering it to resonate with normal everyday relationship dynamics. like a good amount of this generalizes beyond just entitled "nice guy" critiques to coercion, date rape, abusive relationships, loving someone for who they are not your ideal, struggling to deal with a loved one with mental illness. hilariously some illiterate lbx girlies only see eww icky problematic director depicting shitty dudes treating women shitty and da poh widdle kitty 1/2 starnow I will say many of the explicit gags and spooks are straight swiped from other films but they do mostly work. the careful ebbing of tone makes you unable to take your eyes off Nikki and if she's not in frame you're wondering where she's at, what she'll do next, how far she'll go. it's an unsettling unpredictable anxiety achieved through the script, acting AND the stylistic filmmaking craft in the lighting and blocking that is rare to find let alone for a debut. I didn't really buy the lead actor being such a simpering blubbering worm but Inde is magnetic. deliciously thicc chub and alluring mystery meat face
>>220542742tldr
>>220542847Im a simp
>>220542853Do you see how quickly your power is dwindling?
>>220541771>>220542742it's got so much word of mouth hype around it /tv/ is going to be a well of poisoned sewage when the torrent drops.>le MEN BAD>whores whores whores>AHH A WOMAN LOVES ME IM GOING INSANE>le SMILE, le face bash, le pee pee, >"gen Z" director and audience flamewars>Hereditary sucks, this sucks, horror sucks>camrip on my sun glared laptop at 2PM not scaryso predictable and unchanging, idk how they do it reposting the same tired threads over and over year after year
>>220542871And then there's me who actually loves movies and watches whatever most of the time. I think most of /hor/ doesn't even like horror movies, they just like to shitpost.
>>220542871I loved it but it is without question a men bad movieI don't care, movies don't tell me what to do. I still had fun.
>>220529557I consider Exorcist 3 and Night of the Living Dead ‘90 to be the bookend of the peak period of horror started with the original Night of the Living Dead in ‘68.The genre was mostly video store fodder for a good portion of the 90s until From Dusk Till Dawn, Scream, and Resident Evil gave it a new shot at life toward the end of the decade.
>>220530884It’s usually some Native American shit.
>>220542942personally don't consider mindrape and subjugating entitlement to be exclusive or defining of 'men' but that's just me
glad we all agree Obsession was better than Hokum. McCarthy sold out to make jumpscare videogame slop
>>220533727I always do the MonsterVision versions of 1-4, with the uncensored movies edited in. 2 is the best one, btw. I think it nails that summer camp feeling better than all but maybe the first one, it’s still got enough of that 70s grit in it which was completely gone by 4, and I will always think that Hillbilly Jason is scarier than the walking action figure they eventually flanderized him into. Plus, rural Connecticut reminds me an awful lot of rural Illinois/Kentucky/Missouri where I grew up.Fun Fact: the severed Pamela Voorhees head that Ginny finds in Jason’s shack was the only work that Stan Winston’s studio has ever done for the franchise. I always wondered why it looked so particularly good compared to everything else in that movie, and that explains it. The guy who owned the property where the movie was filmed found the head hanging in a net from a tree where the crew had hung it during the wrap party, and he kept it until his death.
>>220534610it's a sword of damocles, you damned to live in the constant dread of it catching you
>>220543214This. You’re going to be spending the rest of your life watching your back and never sleeping completely soundly.
>>220542871it was impossible to have an actual discussion about weapons
>>220543053How much control do you need? I'm never going to agree with you, why try and force me? You're doing the exact same shit the movie is criticizing by demanding i be on your side.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P91J5ve5lms&list=PLAukwQMAunfuPQkhl4evYPllnIOURVYUy&index=10viva i goblin!
>>220542862No, there is an endless amount of actresses to simp for.
>>220542589BASED.
>>220543214>>220543242Not really since it can only travel by foot. Fly to Thailand, find the most popular prostitution spot for tourist, and fuck the most popular prostitute. It will be chasing whoever fucks the prostitute after you, which will be a tourist who also flew there. That means it'll get all the way to Thailand, have to walk after the new tourist, kill him, then either kill the prostitute or kill whoever they newly fucked. Even if It succeeds killing all of them, it still has to walk all the way back to the other side of the globe.
>>220543336Hilarious how you see your own destruction as the guarantee of your employmentLike saying cockroaches will always exist because there will always be people trying to kill themYou completely miss the blah blah
>>220543373it felt to me it spawned in your proximity
>>220543510No, I'm pretty sure they mentioned it that it needs to walk to you. That's why they drove out to the cabin to create some distance and buy some time.
>>220543560in that case i guess fucking someone from the other side of the world would be safe enough. I would still live in constant paranoia for the rest of my life
Imagine a new horror movie being released that isn't traumaslop OR wokeslop.Imagine....
>>220543414Not sure what you’re talking about.
Hello, working class. How is everyone doing?Finally get my two days off to watch kinos. What were this week’s meta?>Hokum>Obsession
>>220544194everybody is hyping up obsession, even here i haven't seen much complaining, but i heard good things about hokum too
>>220543958which one will Backrooms be?
>>220543414>>220542862I am honestly drunk with power. lol. Each week, the majority of people keep doing worse and worse and I am part of the small group that keeps doing better and better. The recent gas price hikes which will make everything else even more expensive is giving me a huge lead and sense of well being over every one lol. Daddy also got me a lawnmower man so I don’t even suffer heat and stress from mowing.
>>220534878Is this a crossover with the ocean/beach horror chart or did that one...mutate?Either way, original Piranha should be on there. (ignore the 90's one. it's just a scene for scene reshoot)Valley Of DeathAt least the 1st 4 Jason movies.Re-reccing The Horror At Party Beach>>220535059The 2nd one is low-budget schlock compared to the 1st. 3rd is much better if still a bit gory.Oh and for island horror I forgot:Who Can Kill A child? (there's a reshoot of this too, Come Out And Play)The Killer ShrewsKiller MermaidBlack RockBlood TideThe Breed (also the sequel A Breed Apart if you're feeling masochistic)
>>220545212A Breed Apart was peak garbage. Turned it off within 15 minutes. Wanted to turn it off within first 5 when the girl with so much plastic surgery was giving a monologue. >>220545014You would be surprised at how many top 1% are in /hor/
ngl famalam, the Pumpkinhead sequels don't look promising
>>220545523Way too goofy. No interest.
>>220545523You can watch the new one simply for that fucking ending. You can also watch the bad and unrelated The Pumpkin Man with the thick shortstock lead. Better yet, watch Carved because it does have its moments.
>>220529877I liked it. One of the leads I saw in a few youtube videos which was funny to recognize but I liked the movie. Pretty fun time/concept
So my fellow working class anons, what are we watching tonight? I won’t bother with Ready or Not series.
>>220529506Remember /hor/ THIS is your queen.
>>220545947Not watching anything and still not fully with it in the morning to watch anything either. Oh well. You should watch the "so bad it somehow works" Famine (2011).
>>220545947We are watching Lowlifes
>>220546394We don’t watch horror movies when the sun is out here
>>220542742Well said anon>>220542871>>220542913/tv/ hates movies lol. I think /hor/ is better in this regard even though there are contrarians here too
>>220542871>le MEN BADTime honored tradition in the horror genre
>>220546418Is this good?
>>220546781Females are pathetic
>>220547032You know what's really pathetic?
>>220529916The original movie's opening scene has one of my favorite cringekino sequences in film history. The editing is fucking impeccable.
>>220539296It's one of my favorites.
>>220547094What?
>>220547404Cucks. Cucks are the most pathetic.
>>220547404A closeted indian man who spends all his time raging about women on 4chan instead of just marching out of the basement and telling his parents he's gay.
>>220545523>NOW THIS IS A STORY>BOUT A GOOD MAN NAMED ED>LEFT HIS SON FOR A MOMENT>RETURNED FOUND HIM DEAD
>>220546938Its absolute /hor/ kino. Amanda Fix's performance instantly catapulted her to queen of /hor/ status.
I'm gonna finally watch Hausu (1977) tonight
This lowlifes movie is just a fixation of one mentally ill anon and no one here has even see it, right?
>>220547639Everyone here has seen Lowlifes. Its essential /hor/ viewing.
>>220547586okay but you have to promise that you'll watch another Obayashi film if you like it. embarrassing how many people will parade it around on tshirts and as a favorite and signal of quirky taste but never even glance at his other films. same for Zulawski (Posession)
>>220547639unfortunately many unaware tourists have choked on the bait. im still celibate though
how do I get a horfu slampig?
>>220547639It isn’t just one anon
>>220547765There is no bait. Lowlifes is guaranteed kino. Everyone who watches it has fallen in love with Amanda Fix.
>>220547457> A closeted indian man who spends all his time raging about women on 4chan instead of just marching out of the basement and telling his parents he's gay.Rather that than being a cuck
>>220534878You forgot Blood Beach>>220545212The original Piranha is the definitely the best, but the 90s made for tv remake has Punky Brewster in it
Just watched the Tales from the Crypt episode 'Deadline.'Not a good one. Definitely worth skipping. Not even because it was poorly made; just a very boring script.Only good scene was the side boob of the redhead chick from CSI.
>>220547738I agree to watch both more Obayashi and Zulawski
> Only good scene was the side boob of the redhead chick from CSI.
>>220547902Look at this beautiful aryan princess inviting you to watch her kino. Only a massive cuck would turn her down.
>>220548028>>220548028
faces of death any good? should I watch the OG or is the latest one good?
>>220547738nta but that film is pure kino. there's something disturbing about the deaths even when they're comedic.
>>220548340No. Watch Lowlifes.
>>220548028>>220548194Why wouldn't you just delete the original comment and then post a new one with the Pepe?
>>220548427Explain
>>220548427Resident gay spammer, any mention of heterosexuality will get you multiple replies. Just hide and move on.
>>220547975>90s made for tv remake has Punky Brewster in itPre- or post-op?
>>220537372Probably watching 2 tonight.Faces of Death tomorrow.Graveyard Shift on Monday because it's going up to 98 degrees with the humidity.
>>220548543Why aren't you watching Lowlifes??
>>220543958Terrifier 4 is next year friend
>>220543958Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma is releasing this summer
>>220547975>90s made for tv remake has Punky Brewster in itHow did I not know about this?? Alexandra Paul and Mila Kunis in it too.It's even on Youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAYdxWLR9lw
>>220544779Both.>White female therapist has to save her dindu patientGross.
>>220548710Forgot pic
>>220537689The entire golden era of F13 is fantastic (1-4). Hard to go wrong with any particular ranking of them. 2 is my go to and favorite as well.
>>220548703Kino
>>220548710Because its basically a one to one remake of the original, only with lowe budget, worse effects, worse acting, worse direction, and uglier actors.
>only 5 months till halloweenfellas, how are you dealing with this information?
>>220543958>>220548611We've also got Ice Cream Man and a new Evil Dead this year.
>>220548611Banned movie
>>220547032And men will always be bad
>>220548873I've got a bunch of kinos lined up. Not sure if I'll do a theme.
>>220548920I will never ever ever go bald (male)
who is Amanda Fix
>>220548873I don't start thinking about it until mid September. I've started too early too many times and am burned out by mid-October.
>>220548920You look like that as a girl
>>220549289Where are you on the chart?
>>220547696>3 chairs >one for me>one for my wife>one for our bull
>>220548503>underwent a medically necessary breast reduction and chest reconstruction surgery at age 16. Suffering from gigantomastia—a condition causing excessive breast growthI didn't know this. She would have been 20-21 when she made Piranha, so after.
>>220549353>we were denied a super titter named Busty BrewsterDamn
>>220549199Amanda Fix is an acclaimed and adored Canadian actress and queen of /hor/. We all worship her here.
>>220549227kwab
>>220549513Good to know! She is beautiful. I will accept her as my waifu and worship her with you!
>>220549289Good thing I'm not a girl
>>220549612Im so glad to hear that! Welcome to the Fixfam, Fixbro!
>>220549698You are a low test soi leftist male
>>220549698You are a leftist redditor
>>220549788>>220549844Wouldn't want it any other way
>>220549741Thanks! Im going to watch Lowlifes right now!
>>220549871
>>220533370>Nah it sucks ass and since I can't remember anything about it then it's nothing worth remembering.I'm sorry you are retarded, anon.
>>220549871Go back
>>220550007>>220550138
>>220549925Based! You are in for a wonderful kino experience!
>>220549871This is a ring wing general.
>>220548340just finished watching faces of death (2026) and it was surprisingly alright
>>220549395She said people literally yelled "Hey, Punky Boobster" at her once before the surgery.
>>220550212Strange film to have almost no mystery around who the killer is. I guess they thought they were making Silence of the Lambs.
>>220550237>>220550212Should have watched Lowlifes
>>220550257bruhhh stfu
>>220550268This is an Amanda Fix/Lowlifes general. Cucks arent welcome.
>>220550257I'll watch it someday, my horror movie backlog has a bunch of films, I keep adding recs it feels like it's never going to end...
>>220550327More watching less posting
Cucks not welcome Saturday to Sunday
>>220550327Drop what your doing and watch Lowlifes immediately. Its actually a requirement to continue posting in /hor/
I'm gonna do it
>>220550332I pretty much only watch horror movies near or in October
>>220550401You need to watch 10 movies a week to post here, anon
>>220550401
>>220550216kek
So anyways this young woman is very pretty and talented and should be in more horror movies.
>>220551291You can bet she will
>>220551291Fuck latinas
>>220551347>Melissa Barrera >Jenna Ortega>Inde NavaretteSorry anon but Latinas are the new horror meta
>>220551347That main bitch in Terrifier looks Mexican
>>220551379>>220551291Mogged by Amanda Fix
>>220551706Yeah she does lol
>>220551347if you insist
>>220551825I insist you fuck off
>>220551942I refuse
Remember, 14 movies a week or you don’t get to post here.
>>220552384Kill yourself npm
Im feeling a Fixbake coming up bros
>>220552475ain't happening, you already have one on the catalog. I'll get something cooked.
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>>220552567too mid
She looks like this now. Grim.
