Horror Wojaks Editionprevious: >>220529506
Thoughts /hor/?
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>>220552536AAAAAAAAAAAAAh spooky
I did everything right, anon...
Onto S3 of Tales now
>>220552575Too roastie coded. Stop watching.
>>220552536Literally what OP is asking for.BruiserGeorge Romero movie.Not real horror more psychological horror. Meh. Not greatnot terrible
>>220552604>mfw the stairs start leaking blood and I gotta call the plumber again
>>220552638Romero. Pass.
M3gan!
IS FACES OF DEATH ANY GOOD?
>>220552722Not /hor/
>>220552727Not really.
>>220552748
>>220552630Wdym?
What are some horror kinos where the characters REALLY suffer? Not necessarily torture porn, but hellish ordeals
>>220552804Lee Cronin's Evil Dead and The Mummy are particularly mean spirited to the characters
>>220552768ELABORATE THEN DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING BROTHER
>>220552787The show is mainly for women. Men don’t identify with most of the themes and scenarios in the show. It is a show that is for a female target audience.
>>220552933Amanda Fix isn't in it
>>220552945>>220552630But AMANDA FIX is in it!How is that not catering to the male audience?
>>220552933nta but it's another film that feels like a short horror stretched out. there's not much to it, it'll make you reach for the fast forward button.
>>220553001Wow, AMANDA FIX is in!?! Im gonna watch it right away!
>ahhh Mariel Hemingway is going to fuck me to death every day!!Terrifying stuff Mr. Cryptkeeper.
>>220553001>>220552969Kiss kiss bang bang
Just started Primeval series. S01E01
>>220553175kek
>>220553226not remotely horror
post yfw the horror movie has RAPE
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>>220553259Creature horror
>>220553336means I can't rec it to my friends
>>220553396what about gorey movies?
>>220553409oh yeah that's okay, but rape is more taboo than gore in western culture at least
for some reason the tree rape in The Evil Dead is acceptable
Some random thoughts from the bathroom stall at the theaterOverall the movie was good but not quite great imo. I liked all the performances and the general story was solid but I feel it got a little too cartoonish at times.I don't fully understand why people think long shots on someone forcibly smiling is effective, it always just feels goofy and dumb to me.For some of the movie she didn't feel like she was forcibly in love with him, she felt like she was demonically possessed. Stuff like the weird shuffling, feeding him his long dead cat, cutting her own face, standing in one place pissing and shitting on herself etc etc. It's not necessarily bad it just didn't really feel like it fit the idea of love turned up to 11.I didn't really like how they used the trope of>awkward nerdy guy is so in love with the 11/10 obviously out of his league girl that he doesn't notice that the slightly less hot friend likes himI would've liked it more if he'd read her signs wrong and made a move on her in the car only for her to reject him, leading to him just letting Nikki kill her instead of him just sitting there and letting her do it because he's a coward.Final thing, I'm now realizing this stall is out of toilet paper fml
>>220553435I think you misunderstood the moviedid you leave to go to the bathroom in the middle?
Is this worth a watch?
>>220553175The ending of this episode/story always fucked with me. Hammy as it is.
>>220553464>The Wailing (2024)sorry but there's no way they didn't know about the 2016 film
>>220553458No I didn't. I understand what happened I'm more just talking based on my expectations vs what actually happened.I was thinking it would be a story more about her feelings being turned up to 11 for him and not her basically being possessed.
>>220553473All the zombies and creatures are top notch, really puts the icing on the cake of a simple story
>>220553544it was more complicated than typical demonic possession, since she was somehow still trapped and aware both in the body and with the guy on the phone. For me, the horror of the movie really comes from the hellish suffering that real Nikki is going through. It make it way more interesting than if it were just a normal monkeys paw love got turned up to 11. regarding your suggestions for the car scene, I think that would be really out of character. he was a simp and a coward through and throughOf course you are entitled to your opinion, I just loved the movie and want to defend it!
>"yo dude, i know im your friend and everything but ill be honest ive been banging nicki and she doesnt like you like at all because shes a 9/10 and youre kind of a beta bitch. Anyways that 8/10 goth chick we hang out with totally wants to fuck you so just do that sappy confession thing with her, also the only reason I said it was lame despite the other girl really liking that confession is because I like Nikki but im also too pussy to confess."Pretty good movie, solid 4/5 film, could have used less contrived moments like the poem scene but its funny seeing people upset with the MC and not more upset at the guy who could have stopped this all from happening.
>>220553636>I think that would be really out of character. he was a simp and a coward through and throughThat's fair. I just like the idea of him finally gaining some semblance of confidence through his fake relationship only for it to be immediately shattered by his obviously crushing fear of rejection becoming reality.Anyways, overall it was a good movie. I like the One Wish Willow plot device. Felt like something I'd see in a Twilight Zone or Tales from the Crypt episode.
>>220553511Yeah, it's a pretty dumb title considering
Two nights in a row, by complete coincidence, I watched movies where people are killed in elevators.
Should I go to Hokum or Obsession tomorrow? I only have time to see 1.
>>220553723My friend said Hokum was better than Obsession so watch that.
>>220553716The Lift and Down?
>>220553435I just got back from the theater after seeing it and you missed the point. I have lived this before and I found it greatly disturbing. I pined after this one cute girl and I finally got to date her and she was a BPD nightmare. The film was like an extremely exaggerated version of that. Maybe the movie resonates with me so hard because of my personal experience idk. >11/10 out of his league girlGimme a break bro she’s a 7/10 on a good daySara was hotter
>>220553723oddity was a rare 10/10 film so hokum is probably going to be great at very least
>>220553747Nicki is hotter but Sarah is like barely less hot, Bears just too autistically fixated on Sarah to realize that.
>>220553723Obsession
>>220553723Hokum, since that'll be out of theaters soon. Can go to Obsession later.
>>220553723Normal people like Obsession more, weird 4chan people like Hokum more, so whichever category you fit into better
>>220553747>>220553770Both mogged by Amanda Fix
>>220553780>*Normal people like obsession the wrong way moreFTFY
>>220553678That's a good pointmy heart sunk when it was revealed they were hooking up. too relatable unfortunately
>>220553734>>220553758>>220553771>>220553774>>220553780I think I'll do Hokum. I like Adam Scott and can always go to Obsession next weekend.Thanks anons.
>>220553678When he called Bear after giving Nikki a ride home I shoot thought it was going to reveal she was sucking his dick as he was talking to Bear.It would've made no sense within the plot but I just had a feeling it was going there. Glad I was wrong.
She looks like this now.
>>220553736The Lift and The Man With Two Brains
>>220553828 you can see from the beginning on the pictures from the Photo Booth and when they were leaving the bar that she liked Ian more Also Ian wanted Bear to get rejected so he would get over his crush on Nicki so that it wouldn’t hurt as bad when he found out
Just saw Obsession at a sold-out Dolby screening and wow, unlike Longlegs, the hype is real... by coincidence I watched a couple Curry Barker shorts earlier this year and this was a huge upgrade in every aspect. The super cute lead killed it playing a psycho bitch and Sarah Harper didn't deserve that, holy shit. I knew it would be gruesome but not like that.
“He” showed up. Time for me to go.
>>220553891Why is he named Curry?
Gem coming soon>Find Your Friends>Amber and her friends visit Joshua Tree for a fun girls' trip but face hostility from locals. As tensions escalate and Amber's dark past surfaces, their rebellion ignites - turning their desert getaway into a jaw-dropping game of revenge.>Directed by Izabel Pakzad and starring Helena Howard, Bella Thorne, Zión Moreno, Chloe Cherry and Sophia Ali
**oof**Harpertard appears. It was nice posting here this weekend, see you guys next week.
Strange Harvest was not great, esp. when compared to Butterfly Kisses
>>220553880Ha nice
>>220553913damn sounds like shit
>>220552536Into The Dark - Season 1 Episode 07: I'm Just Fucking with Youhidden gem
>>220553913>Bella Thorn>Chloe Cherry
>>220553828Same here desu but it was painfully obvious she has better chemistry with Ian from their interactions, its just pretty stupid Ian said fuck all and led him on, he said he was going to tell him (which im gonna assume was after a failed confession) but then we wouldnt have a movie>>220553850I expected her to take the phone away from him desu considering he thought she was trying to get with the MC to get back at him, shes kind of a cunt too, everyone is except Sarah, really
>>220553937Don't think I've ever heard this anthology mentioned. What'd you think of it?
>>220553758>OddityNo. >>220553917>>220553899I’m out too. Night lads.
>>220553678>you're too pussy to confess to nicki >i'm too pussy to confess to you about nickithis is more realistic than what people give them credit for
>>220553918Filtered, there are only 2 scenes that suck in Strange Harvest and its the video glitch spots because digital media cannot glitch like that and its always retarded when its done like that. without those 2 scenes and the stars shifting in the sky it would have made the movie entirely ambiguous on it being supernatural or not and wouldve made the movie nearly perfect
>jeet solving all those captchas just to get ignored
>>220553913>Zión Morenogem
>>220553937BASED I thought i was the only one that watched Into the Dark. really hit or miss. I liked Pooka, Down, and A Nasty Piece of Work too
>>220553918I thought it shit the bed with too many cliches about dark god resurrection shit.I just finished Junji Ito's Sensor and these films are really missing something in comparison.
>>220554000HAHAHHAH
>>220553805Brutal mogging.
i liked faces of deathmean stranger things brother did a good job
>>220553805Amanda should fix her nose LOL
>>220554061Problem, cuck???
>>220554082uh yeah her nose looks pushed in lollines under the eyes at such a young age too ROUGHthe wall is rapidly approaching
>>220554049>yea he's called george droid, haha
>>220553937>>220554023I've not heard of this. Added.
>>220554159be warned a lot of it is trashthe treehouse episode is genuine garbage like unwatchable
>>220554049>when you catch a CAREER ENDING cortisol spike after a LARPMAXXED stacy gets away
>>220554119Ah, so you're just a cuck
>>220554187SUCH IS LIFE
>>220554119>lines under the eyes Where???
Was this>actually great>astroturfed like crazy>further proof that horfags will consoom everything?
>>220554258All 3
>>220554258all threego watch it NOW
>>2205542583 but in kind of a good way, the movies enjoyable enough for anyone to like though some fags are saying stupid shit like villainizing the MC worse than the movie already did and putting all the blame on him as being evil which is a 0 iq take.
>>220554212my fren you are posting pictures of a girl that doesn't know you and that someone else is porking right now
>>220554258Its cuck slop.
>>220554355No one is "porking" Amanda Fix right now. I happen to know she is waiting for marriage.
>>220554029> Junji Ito's Sensor Ick
>>220554404bro she's getting her holes widened right this minuteits me i'm fucking her with my girthy shmeati'm fucking amanda fix with my nasty girthy penis
>>220554404She being spitroasted by Chad and Brad
>>220554404i am chad>>220554474he is bradwe are both fucking amanda fix
>>220554474>>220554530im tyrone
>>220554474>>220554466I dont want to hear your cuck fantasies.Amanda Fix is pure and wholesome, when she's not making movies she's staying home with her kitty.
>>220554538And who do you think is recording this video
>>220554538I am playing with her kitty - Tyrone
>>220554537>>220554538tyrone has now joined us in the group sex with amanda fixwe're at her home playing with her kitty if you know what i mean (having sex)me, brad, and tyrone are friends
Pass.
>>220554559Amanda Fix's friend and roommate is recording the one recording the video. And she is waiting for marriage also. >>220554569>>220554561More degenerate cuck fantasies. Seek help.
>>220554642>making AI cuck imageswhat a faggot you are
Best films about killer bears?
>>220554258All three.>>220554000>mfw
>>220554702The Revenant
>>220554258I think it's a self-conscious anon because he sees himself in Bear and Bear was a simpering cowardly rapist worm
>>220554689It is real
>>220554754>generated by gemini logo on it
>>220554258the bar is on the floor for horror so just being decent is an achievement, apparently
execute fixfag and pisscuck
>>220554851Um, I don't think you belong in this thread!
>>220554854Pisscuck hasn’t been here for quite a while
>>220554880you just replied faggot
>>220554258Woke man bad reddit garbage>>220554861Go back
>>220552727Nope, really stupid. Surprised it has decent reviews.
>>220554905>using reddit as an adjectiveI can disregard your opinion
>>220554897Replied to what?
>>220554370Name a horror film that isn't cuck slop on some level.
>>220554920>t. redditor
>>220552727Has a few decent moments and some stupid ones. Pretty okay movie.
>>220554968>Lowlifes >Something Very Bad Is Going To Happen >Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma
>>220554925quit playing dumb
>>220554968The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
>>220554989Was it you?
>>220554868Good movie, should I watch the others?
>>220555006No, should be on our banned list but movie didn’t make it.
>>220555021The ghoulie design saved it. A slightly more friendly/ gay design and that movie definitely making the banned list.
>>220555006Yep Ghoulies 2 is a step up, check it out>>220555021>MOOOOMMM COME INTO THE BASEMENT AND MAKE THEM STOP!
>>2205550062 is very good, then 3 fucks it up, and 4 is so low budget that they couldn't even afford to show any ghoulies
>>220555087Be quiet
>>220554968X
>>220555166No, fag
>>220555255You save pictures of dolls on your phone
Just give her the Oscar already
>>220554702
>>220555270>phoneget a load of this retard.
Honest question: dont you cucks ever get embarrassed or feel ashamed? How would your parents feel if they knew they raised a cuck?
>>220555246There's a literal cuck porn scene in X>>220554987Cuck slop, sorry>>220555003The ultimate cuck slop: guy has a small dick and compensates with a chainsaw, he could never make those women scream like the big and hard chainsaw does
>>220555317You are so cucked you dont even know you're cucked. I feel bad for you
Obsession isn't scary, women are not scary
>>220555087>>220555147I'll watch the second one tomorrow. TY frens.
>>220555346Women kill their husbands all the time, they can be scary
>>220555279This came to my theater for one night only and I didn't go since I thought it'd be there all week...
>>220555356Female hands typed this post
>>220555356You’re not scary.
>boomer horror: absolute evil seeks to destroy innocent characters>zoomer horror: getting a gf who loves uI wish........ sidney prescott was my gf
>>220555456She doesn’t look like that anymore. Get a grip loser.
>>220555456Mogged by Amanda Fix
>>220555456I want Neve Campebell to rub my little white willy against a throbbing bbc
>>220555493See>>220555311
>>220555497What's wrong with being a cuck?
>>220555311You don’t get it, they get off on feeling humiliated and ashamed, you can’t fix a cuck by shaming them, the only say to fix them is with a bullet.
>>220555518Literally everything. And Amanda Fix will never respect you and you'll never be able to satisfy her in the way she needs.
I haven't seen a decent horror movie in the past 10 years.
>>220555545Did you see Deadstream
>>220555544I'd let her cuck me
>>220555545You haven't seen this?
>>220555588yes>>220555564no
>>220555588Not /hor/
>>220555596It is absolutely horror
>>220555545Did you see Lowlifes?>>220555575You would never even get near her in the first place, cuck
>>220555619cope lol, I'd have her sucking bbc within a month
>>220555648Absolutely disgusting post. Amanda Fix would never even think of doing something like that. She is an angel.
>>220555677>>220555619>>220555544>>220555489What mental illness is this? Is it just normal autism? Or OCD perhaps?So bizarre It's been like 2 years of this spam
>>220554742idk if I agree with the narrative that [spoilers]he was rapey. Cowardly, sure, but no real person would've actually assumed that the Wishing Willow thing actually worked, even with all the odd behavior in the beginning. Once he realized the wish was real, he did attempt to cancel the wish, but couldn't. And beyond that point, I don't think he fucked her (but I could be wrong about that).[/spoiler]
>>220553831I personally liked Hokum more, but they are both great.
>Amanda Fix would never even think of doing something like that. She is an angel.
>>220555698Oops.
>>220555677> Absolutely disgusting post. lol
>>220554987>Teenage Sex and DeathIsn't this the one directed by a transsexual? I wouldn't be interested in that sort of thing.
>>220555545'decent' doesn't set a high bar.Midsommar was 'decent'.The Substance was 'decent'.Best horror movie I saw in the last ten years was Shin Jiko Bukken. Absolute kino but nobody wants to release it in English for some reason.Sayuri and Doll House were also great but not quite to the same level.They make up my top three for the past ten years.
>>220555816>Absolute kino but nobody wants to release it in English
>>220555816> Shin Jiko Bukken>Sayuri Ew
>>220555816Lol I can only imagine the specimen that typed out this post
>>220555816>>220555545Midsommor was good, but it's not even that jew's best flick. Hereditary was amazing. It's like, borderline prefect for what its trying to do. It'd put it in the same tier (or almost) as the vvtich(my favorite horror movie of the decade that wasn't made in Korea)
>>220555545You're one of those that doesn't actually like horror movies and hates modern movies because of babyduck syndrome. Any suggestions you'll immediately turn down without even watching them. Basically, you're a mentally ill child that just wants to tell others they're wrong.
>>220555871Hereditary would have been perfect if it weren't for the super awkward ending
>>220555870you really are desperate for (You)'s tonight
>>220555871Midsommar was garbage and so was Hereditary.
>>220555871What's your favourite horror movie of the decade that was made in Korea?
>>220555891I bet you'd rate those movies higher if reddit hated them
>>220555883Ew.
>>220555883*throws you off a roof*
>>220555891>garbageWhat does that mean?1/10? 2/10?Can you justify that opinion and give us something you would consider a 5/10 and a 10/10 for reference?Not even a big Midsommar fan (it's vastly inferior to the Wicker Man), but you can reasonable say it's a 4/10 or less.
>>220555903Reddit? Does reddit like those movies?
>>220555931NTA but I consider 5/10 and below to be garbage.5/10 is average, boring, which is garbage compared to kinoI did like Midsummer and Hereditary though
>>220555882>>220555871I saw Midsommar in theaters either three or four times. For whatever reason it really left an impression on me that summer. I've watched many better horror films since then but I still have a soft spot for it over Hereditary.
>>220555893"Exhuma" and "The Wailing"
>>220553953Still working my way through it all>>220554023Down, and A Nasty Piece of Work were both pretty kino. Pooka sounded cool but didn't grab me
>>220555881I don't hate modern movies in general.What's babyduck syndrome?
>>220555696>Anons posting a beautiful and talented horror actress is mental illness>Cucks spamming degenerate off-topic BBC cuck fantasies is fine
>>220555951> I saw Midsommar in theaters either three or four times>three or four times>really left an impression on me>still have a soft spot for it over Hereditary.One of the most cucked posts ever.
Rating on a number scale is retardation, not only does it crush art onto a line but people do this without even clarifying if it's a bell curve, or if 0 is watching paint dry or 5 is or whatever their headcanon is.
>>220555951You must be estrogen dominant.
>>220556019I'm just autismal and like categorizing things
>>220555951Do you naturally have high estrogen or do you take hrt?
>>220555696It's probably Tranny Dan himself. Correlate the time when he started his movie and when the Fix spam started. Sicko probably has an unhealthy obsession with Fix and wanted her in his movie and has been spamming her ever since.
what fag is spazzing out on here? is NPM back from visiting his grandparents in Bangalore
>>220556036I think I've just watched too many films that defy it. Films that kind of sucked but had singular powerful scenes that left me feeling over the top positive about it, or films that were technically good but had such a poisonous thread I wanted to unwatch them out of spite.
>>220555883>anime
>>220556068The cucks are getting ornery tonight
>>220555947You do you, but can't understand the mindset of hating on 'average, 5/10' movies.Is Midsommar a masterpiece? No. But it's perfectly entertaining for what it is. >>220555956>The WailingGood film. I don't think it was 'best horror film of the last ten years' quality though. What did you like so much about it?'Main character makes a critical error in their understanding of a supernatural phenomenon and how to deal with it thus making things worse instead of better' is a pretty common horror movie plotline.
>>220555999It means you only like or at least have a great love of only things that you experienced during Stage 5 (ages 12-18) of your Psychosocial Development, but can include Stage 4 (ages 5-12). This is why everyone's favorite movie, band, food, etc. comes from watching/hearing/eating it for the first time during those years of their life. It's all imprinted onto you because it's all brand new and exciting.
>This is why everyone's favorite movie, band, food, etc. comes from watching/hearing/eating it for the first time during those years of their life.I think my favourite movie, band, food, video game, book, etc. were all things I discovered when I was at least twenty.
>>220556148>doesn't know how to quote someone>reddit spacingYou need to go back or lurk moar until you know better.
>>220556105>Is Midsommar a masterpiece? No.Director's cut is really good.
>>220556162And is Reddit in the room with you now?
>>220556117that's a normie phenomenon, they barely even consume older media
>>220556180Reddit is here:>>220555947>>220555951>>220555871
>>220552536Indian coded protagonist
>>220556105I'll be honest, I'm an atmosphere fag. My favorite thing about East Asian Horror is the very specific uneasy vibe those movies just ooze. Most American horror movies envoke a "autumn" type of horror, which makes sense considering our scary season is in autumn. A lot of Asian horror feels creepy in a summer kind of way, not 1980s idealized slasher summer, but like being a kid home alone on a summer night, and something is just off...you know? that was my childhood.
>>220556217yo can you send me the link to that lesbian mom
>>220552575couldn't get through the first episode>>220552722trash>>220554987weak b8>>220555951same. me gusta flo :3
>>220554029The suicidal bugs chapter was scary shit.
>>220552575Oh boy this is gonna be a hot take. I really liked it, like a lot. I actually watched it with my Mom. It got a lot going on, feels like it could have been better passed. That being said It was a lot of fun, lots of people compared it to read or not, but to me it fetl a lot more Stephen King. I didn't like the ending at all but I enjoyed the ride. The Argentinian foid is so fucking sexy ,she has perfect lips. I liked the blonde sister too. Would have been cool if they got drunk and kissed at the Stagette.
>>220556307Agreed, so disgusting and disturbing! A bit all over the place as a story but still enjoyed it. I've got a copy of "The Liminal Zone" so that's next.
>>220553435>good but not quite greatagree>someone forcibly smiling is effectivewe all laughed>she felt like she was demonically possessedthat was cool>slightly less hot friendlow T>>220553747>Sara was hotterhigh T>>2205542581. solid acting, two hotties, fun plot. if you aren't immune to astroturf by now, you're ngmi.>consoom everythinggo watch skinamarink>>220555279fair>>220555346it was loud and unsettling, but not scary>>220555356that's hot, not scary. low T.
>>220556494Fuck off
>>220556516no
>>220556097You can fuck off back to xitter now Mickamious, or is it Joe Dirt?Go back and take your christcuckery with you lol.
>>220556494This picture is so airbrushed and editedShe was hot in the movie but this isn't convincing
>>220556494>unsettlingExplain how something can be unsettling but not scary
Just opened a pinot noir, BLEH!
>>220556327The ending was fucking retarded feminazi nonsense
>>220556494>skinamarinkHorfags Consoom Everything: The "Movie"
>>220556785Bleh
>WE'RE THE DREAM WARRIORS>DON'T WANNA DREAM NO MORE>WE'RE THE DREAM WARRIORS>AND MAYBE TONIGHT>MAYBE TONIGHT YOU'LL BE GONE
>>220556819Yeah of course. I said the ending was really stupid, but not surprising. It's a fucking netflix show.
>>220552536I’ve been doing an Evil Dead marathon over the last few days, and I think this might be the only franchise I’m aware of that has never had a genuinely bad entry. I can only assume that it’s because Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell still hold the reins to this day. I was starting to fade with Army of Darkness (which I personally don’t prefer, but people seem to love), but then I watched the pilot for Ash vs Evil dead for the first time in a decade last night, and it pulled me right back in. Good shit.
