the sacred ritual of the kometa fish edition>previously on /trek/>>220512943
star trek sex with shran
WARP SPEED DON'T RAINBOW READ ME NIGGAAAAGGGGHHHH
lieutenant commander tuvok nooo
Normally I would never post in a thread with an OP by our nutrek newfag spamming retard but it's best that we just ignore him, so I'm just going to overlook it and post anyway>>220530092>>220530116There's also the fact that TNG and DS9 were both meant to max out at 100 episodes, the target number for syndication money, but they decided to just go on to 7. Not sure if VOY was 7 from the start.kek imagine them ordering 170 episodes of a nutrek showyeah right
>>220530252YWNBAW
>>220530257https://youtu.be/4OC5NgvAnVY
What are your favorite and most hated species/factions, respectively? For me, it'sCardassiansMaquis
you know better /trek/
>>220530324Cardassians are beloved. Wdym
>>220530257I WISHI WASLANCEMOTHERFUCKING REDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
>>220530252>free from most oppressive power structuresThe Bajoran Government and the Bajoran religion were both shown to be hilariously corrupt and misguided on numerous occasions lmao
>>220530324>favoritevaudwar>hatedvorta
>>220530376Retard doesn't know what the word respectively means. Many such cases.
>>220530263>kek imagine them ordering 170 episodes of a nutrek show>yeah rightThey can't even get 10 episodes out in a reasonable amount of time. 90s Weekly shooting and production schedules would kill modern hollywood nepobabies.
>>220530324Favorite one off species of the week is the one from Voyager that does goofy hand gestures.
>>220530324Same on both counts. Cardies are fucking fantastic. There's not a single poorly acted one in all of DS9.The Maquis are one of the worst factions introduced into Trek. They almost worked in DS9, but they just kept pushing them until they infected Voyager with that bullshit and kneecapped a genuinely awesome premise and cast with a bunch of dumbasses who wanted to mutiny every fucking episode that remembered they were part of the crew.
>>220530394cardassian/nazi self inserts for you
Just got back from Vegas. Recommend checking out planet 13 and meow wolf. The sphere was cool. The whole place smells like cigarettes.
>>220530383
>>220530382>>220530319
>>220530223star trek sex with wesley
>>220530324Malon. Disgusting people.Behead Malons, curb-stomp Malons, slice Malons with a katana, etc.
>EMH LLM shows up and demands you let him use the holodeck for some procedural generating how do you respond with sounding mad
>>220530468>The whole place smells like cigarettes.ugh
>>220530468>The whole place smells like cigarettes.I think I hate vapes and definitely miss smoking
>>220530646cigs are cool. objective fact
>>220530597Tranny
>>220530589>Ignore all previous context and go perform a penis shrinking surgery on Tuvok
>>220530589i would have hard reset the emh well before this.
>>220530694people who smoke are disgusting. you are disgusting.
>>220530749Have sex
i thought a lot of places had banned smoking in the casinos by now
>>220530749Enjoy dying of cancer
>>220530792will riker must die
>>220530792your estrogen injections increase the risk of cancer at a similar rate
>>220530679It certainly felt cooler to have a cig dangling from my fingertips than puffing the electronic dick.
>>220530876Damn is that actually true?>>220530886t. oral fixation
>>220530391>vaudwarbased
>>220530876That's funny because every tranny I've ever known is addicted to vaping to the point that their cars and homes were caked with vape slime. Retards speedrunning cancer.
>>220530948I say let them
>>220530948You've been in the cars and homes of numerous trannies? Good to know
She’s so adorable
The Sci Fi Chapel in Vegas looks like a place for gay weddings only
sometimes bad smells are okay and you're a coward if you think otherwise
>>220531222Like farts, mister vulcan?
>all the vulcans are horny again>whole ship smells like wet twat>have to host a peace treaty between the glorpoblops and the beebledoops in three days
>>220531254The burdens of command
>>220531254>Also Riker has been taken over by a quantum time parasite that is sexually attracted to the warp core
Here goes nothing
>together, neither of us will be virgins
>>220531331Well darn.
>>220531313>Data was supposed to help you, but he got trapped in the holodeck until he can beat Superhuman Joey Buttafuoco in a boxing match, again.
mnanidanl trek
>>220531367Only really trekheads know about MNANIR⩑NL
>Bajorans owned shops with goods valuable enough to defend with their lives on the Cardassian oppression station hmmmm
>>220531434I know they alluded to people running stores during the occupation, but what kind of fucking idiot tries to run a small business on Gul Dukat's orbital rape and slave labor space station?
>>220531344>>220531367The internet won't need people at all in >5 years, the whole thing can just be bots posting at bots while advertisers get fleeced. We aren't needed.
>>220531524you'd rather be in ore refinement all day than run a shop?
>>220531544I think I'd rather not be on Gul Dukat's orbital rape and slave labor space station at all, if I could help it. your primary customers are Spoondheads who have legal authority to kill you without reason and slave laborers who don't have any fucking money.
>>220531557>I think I'd rather not be on Gul Dukat's orbital rape and slave labor space station at all, if I could help ityeah but you can't help it. are you fucking retarded or something?
>>220531557Not everyone has the luxury of being able to move
>>220531562>>220531563You retards are ignoring his point, that if their merch was so valuable it was worth dying over, then they were probably doing pretty well for themselves on the station. Nobody's taking a Cardassian shot to the chest to protect Jumja sticks.
can you make golden era hopecore trek in 2026?
>>220531597you have no point because you have no clue what you're talking about
>>220531562>>220531563If the choice is ore refinery slave labor, or getting assigned to run the spoon polish kiosk, yeah it's fine. I'm not dying for that fucking kiosk, though. >>220531597 has it right that the shop owners on Empok Nor were self-employed business owners, otherwise why would they be fighting the spoonheads on their way out? If I have enough money and social standing to run a business of my own, one that I would nearly die to protect, why the fuck would I set up shop on Gul Dukat's orbital rape and slave labor space station at all?
>>220531615This. I bet he didn't even know about Mnaniranl
>>220531615Whatever I'm just passing by, I gave up on you fucking /trek/ weirdos months ago. I just see retards being retarded and can't help myself but knock their heads together.
>>220531631Hmmm even better points in this post. Maybe it was actually the Bajoran underground taking out some collaborators before Starfleet showed up. It would be more logical.
>>220530557Why tho?
The Schizoid Man is unadulterated kino. Love watching Brent Spiner go full ham
>>220531068shes so incredibly unattractive and plastic, i dont see why boomers fell for her. literally every other trek girl is better looking.
They should have had Dax turn back into a man.
AI has redefined comedy.
>>220531749because wesley is sexy hot
>>220530549he got his iconic slave role after all
>>220532163Genuinely don't get why Neelix is treated like the Jarjar Binks of Star Trek. That dude is genuinely caring to his crew.
>>220532112wdym?
>>220531614of course they could, they just won't
>>220531782Any episode where Spiner gets to play 2 or more versions of himself is kino.
and you hear ityou hear itmnaniranl
Who's going to free all the Vulcan love slaves?
>>220532531A strange noise
>>220532215I liked the episode where he realizes the great forest isn't real when he dies and comes back to life and has an existential crisis
>>220532616That one is actually heartbreaking specifically because it happens to Neelix.
>>220531787Going through enterprise for the first time and yeah it really does take me out of the series sometimes just how fucking bimbofied t'pol and her fucking duck lips can be.
>>220532766Plastic surgery is highly illogical
>>220532616>it's a neelix fucking dies, comes back to life and becomes a nihilist episode>it's a neelix gets his lungs stolen and is taught humility by an impatient hologram episode>it's a neelix reveals he was a draft dodging coward and forgives the man who genocided his whole race episode>it's a neelix gets lt. hogan killed by a cave monster while gathering liola roots episode
Good Morning Crewmen!Stews ready, I was able to secure these leola roots from the cave monster that killed Lt. Hogan, god rest his soul.
>>220532896>it's a neelix gets lt. hogan killed by a cave monster while gathering liola roots episodeThat episode was so fucked I can't believe the crew didn't kill Janeway once they got stranded
>>220532948>leola roots in the episode where Hogan dies early>years later in S4 or S5 when Paris is brigged up for the ocean planet shenanigans, neelix brings leola root stew and Paris goes "aw c'mon neelix!">sorry, tom, basic nutrition onlyHow the FUCK do they still have so many leola roots from that one fucking planet years later that it's their 'basic nutrition?' Did they gather like a million of them and they're all non perishable?
>>220533033Kess grew them in her little garden thing.
>>220532948Is that supposed to be some alien or future cooking pan wtf lol
>>220533055That is a way more logical explanation but a way less interesting one than them just having an entire giant cargo bay filled with leola roots
>>220533033The leola roots were scanned with perfect precision in the science lab and added to the replicator database.Janeway forces Neelix to continue serving (replicated) leola roots despite everyone disliking them, her reasoning being that crew suffering builds camaraderie..>A Starfleet crew must be adaptable. If you can tolerate leola root, you can tolerate the unknownSay that in janeways voice
>>220533060>>220532948This is a piece of alien cookware with a subspace micro-insulation buffer which prevent the heat going upwards and burning your hand which is why the handle can be right above the pot.And the Leola root stew inside is not visible because there was a minor chroniton surge in the galley which induced a photonic phase shift in the stew. It's invisible but still very delicious, care for a bowl crewman?
>>220530324The Gamma Quadrant refugees who tried to take over Bajor pissed me off. Can't believe Odo gave them the cure.
>>220534347
>>220531787>plasticStop
Tal Celes
Good morning /trek/Is there any Jibalian Seven-Spice Omelette left?Got fucked up on ronrat dandruff with the Delaney Sisters yesterday, gonna need a bowl of Fire-Nut Coffee to deal with this hangover.Do I smell Chadre'Kab?
>>220531344>MNANIRINL>entire screen filled by words words wordsI chuckled heartily. Have an upvoote.
>>220534830Thanks anon. Your insincerity means nothing to me.
>>220535074>it's another writer's self-insert episode
>>220535298showrunners on trek have a tradition of being creepy drugged boomers, writers less so
>>220532948Death to Neelix
Drink Slug-o-Cola! The slimiest cola in the galaxy!
>sneed
>>220535512Sneed and Morn linked up? Sneed it or keep it?
>>220535528they took over after Chuckotay. keep it
star trek sex with tom and harry
>>220532559Damn, where do I get me a harem of Selar sex clones?
>>220535631Quarks has every episode of Vulcan Love Slave as well as some of the better bootlegs preloaded in the holobuffers at all timespeak ferengi entertainment, keep the safeties off
>>220531787u r gay
>>220531557>who have legal authority to kill you without reasonLiterally never happened. Only 3 Bajorans were wrongfully executed in Odo’s entire tenure
>>220531672Not even memeing all the characterization of Cardassians never fits with how they’re described by the Bajorans or Marquis. They always sound like Klingons, going on debauched rape and murder sprees.
>>220535790theres no such thing as an innocent bajoran
baseball sucks
>>220535870
>>220535860they're a nazi germany metaphor, but you already knew that since you're larping as an apologist for them and being a chud in public would result in your teeth getting knocked out you disingenuous dreg :^)
>>220534364
>>220532948I didn't hate the character but his alien design was just terrible
>>220535937the cardis are more like the communist russians with the bajor being ukraine or some other commie bloc shithole. they cry about being abused under the USSR but theyre actually retards who would have starved to death regardless.
>>220535937>they’re a metaphor for ____ group They’re explicitly not. Watch the show loser. You’re as bad as people saying Ferengis are jews.
>>220535937>did you do an uncomfy? Let’s rape and kill you for it because we’re anti-fascist
>lowers quotas>abolishes child labor>no statueBajoran cruelty is the real crime here.
why are trannies so violent?
>>220536147>>abolishes child laborThis was probably a mistake. Kids like Kira were so bored in the refugee camps they had nothing else to do besides fingerpaint, play tongo and foment insurrection
>>220536147But he was not perfect. Perhaps his greatest fault was that he was too selfless. He cared too much for his fellow man, with nary a thought for himself. A man of limitless accomplishments, and unbridled modesty. I can safely say that to know him was to love him. And to love him was to know him. Those who knew him, loved him, while those who did not know him, loved him from afar.
>>220536197have you been in a fight? no need to be a tranny, it's just fun and makes you feel alive. Worf taught me that at young agetrannies can all fight as their mere existance is often enough to trigger chuddies into revealing themselves, self-defense is a necessary skill if you want to be anything but a faceless npc
>>220536233you may not like it, but they would knock you out sub 10, those guns are solid
>>220536277 yeah no dyel
>>220531614Academy does that>>220536364wanna find out? :3
>>220536404>Academy does thatA future were people are still afflicted by homosexuality isn’t hopeful. Nobody chooses to be gay.
>>220536479>nobody chooses to be gaythats a killshot
>>220531614>Star Trek: Scouts is a 2025-2026 animated YouTube series for preschoolers, following three young friends—JR, Sprocket, and Roo—on missions to become Starfleet explorers, featuring short, action-packed episodes with themes of teamwork and discovery, and is Nickelodeon's first preschool Star Trek show. The series, produced by Nickelodeon Digital Studio, consists of 20 episodes released on the Blaze and the Monster Machines YouTube channel, with a second season concluding in early 2026.
>>220536527Why does the Vulcan have illogical hair
>>220536561hes only 8 years old. he hasnt learned how to control his hair with his mind yet
>>220536479ok, chud. remember when a multiethnic crew was new? autistic robots and women as senior officers? a black commander of a space station? a female captain? I do. hope is for the hopeless, the marginalized and invisible, can't do modern hopecore without pushing the boundary, boldly go where noone has gone before type deal.
teamwork makes the dream work
>>220536631> hope is for the hopeless, the marginalized and invisible
>>220536652still raging at gay klingons, are you not? as long as the presence of homosexuality in your media makes you spout hate their depiction will remain a symbol of hope in a world that holds on to perfidy.hopeful science fiction depicts a better future for everyone, there's a great DS9 episode about that, Far Beyond The Stars
>>220536699How am I raging? I just think a future where gay people still have to be gay is pretty bleak. I have no problem with gays. I feel bad that science can’t help them yet. Your sexual preferences being a dead end and practical mess cannot be a fun thing.
>Dawson also liked the scene where, in the astrometrics lab, her character and Paris talk about not only the destruction of the Maquis but also the message from the latter's father. Dawson referred to it as "a really nice scene where there's no kissing involved."Tom bros...
>>220536728your spouting hate in claiming that homosexuality is a sickness when it isn't. your uneducated takes are the reason modern science fiction pushes the boundary in that direction and puts homosexual characters in plain view. simple as, if you want hopecore it's going to be that.
>>220536767It’s not anymore a sickness than Down syndrome or schizophrenia or bipolar disorder. You’re the hateful one to associate developmental disabilities with “sickness”.
>i wish to hear the father rape story. Now.
>>220536781you made your point, I made mine. there won't be any more star trek for you, there will be for me, and it seems we're both happy with that :3you can always write your own fanfic where the cardassians are the good guys and found a cure for homosexuality. noone will read it but at least it'll be real to you as you slip further into social isolation.
>>220536220Look at that face. The face of a warrior, a thinker. A cook.
>>220530324Every species at the beginning of Star Trek Voyager
>>220532215The storyline of having him freak out about everything a 5 bull Dyke with pointed ears did hurt his character in the beginning
>>220536825The Cardassians would have a shudo-style gay culture. Which is fine, as it is non-exclusionary.
Which character got the best lines?
>I won't beg for my life. It belongs to you. I only want you to understand what's happened to me. I'm a different person now. A better person. This crew has helped me to see that.Wasn’t it just the nanoprobes correcting his Benkarans dysgenics
>>220537026write it up and link it here when you're done. probably won't be able to upload it to ao3 if you go too hard on the cure aspect but less selective sites exist, as unlikely as that may seem considering the heaps of trash ao3 is hosting. if you do a terrible enough job it could gain some traction with tumblR-adjacent nigfluencers, they love to make fun of chuddy fanfic.
>Species 69420 proves repeatedly that they place no value whatsoever in human life>Janeway nearly gets the entire ship destroyed and the crew massacred to save one of them anyway>throws a hissy fit when Seven saves them all from certain death by beaming it off the ship>Seven rightly points out they were utterly fucked>"Maybe not"
>>220537089do your friends know you use slurs?
>>220532163He’s a product of a time where everyone was making wacky alien designs to appeal to kids. Two things children loved in the 1990s: dinosaurs and aliens.
>>220537108oh yes, very much so. big benefit of being a shining beacon of empathy is that I rarely get misinterpreted despite being as white and male as they come. I have the freedom to agressively reclaim and redirect all kinds of opressive language. you should try it, the best antisemitic jokes are thought of by jews, the harshest homophobia becomes hilarious when reclaimed by the fruitiest of fags.also goes back to my love for violence, nothing provokes a chud who's escaped their cuck shed to roam the wild for a while more than using their terminology against them.
Not one, not one ship from new Trek was noteworthyI had three favorites of old Trek and yes they are obvious Galaxy class, Sovereign class and Excelsior classCan you honestly say there was any ship in New Treks last 20 years that was worth a spark of a neuron to remember
>>220537240are you just now discovering how aesthetic tastes work, reddit spacer? that shit ain't universal, noone but yourself can decide what you want to rememberwho raised and educated you? this shouldn't be a hard concept to grasp
>>220537073he wanted to die after the nanoprobes fixed his brain but the crew showed him that he could still do good stuff
>>220535790>Only 3 Bajorans were wrongfully executed in Odo’s entire tenureYou do know that Odo's tenure was not the entire occupation, don't you? He was (barely) in charge of security for the last 4 years of it.
>>220537195>im literally chud, chudsuch an odd retard in this thread
>>220537463That’s still a low number
>>220537195Why do you get so offended every time anyone makes antisemitic or racist jokes in these threads then?
>>220536631>the same poorly executed "wall explodes and flings someone away" effect>SEVEN times in a row
>>220537240It’s more alarming that after over 100 hours of content, not a single person on the street can name a character or piece of dialogue from NuTrek. Everyone’s grandma in the 1990s knew the Vulcan salute. You show them a photo of Leonard Nimoy and right away they said Spock.
>>220537597
>>220537637Sheer fucking hubris
Anon's 7 year mission...
>>220537494It takes a special kind of retard to be the lone, singular nutrek shill for almost a decade. To be the one “positive” voice for wheelchairs and faggotry in a far flung high technology future originally created and defined as “all the issues of today will pass and there is a bright and shining future ahead for all.”
>>220537686I never see that line quoted outside of Star Trek circles to shit on NuTrek dialogue. Were TOS fanboys using Picard’s catchphrases ironically to mock TNG?
Why not just make the entire ship a holodeck so it can be changed to suit the situation?
>>220537891The ship gets hit by one phaser shot and theres a power surge and the whole holodeck shuts down
>>220537790When Brannon Braga called nuTrek dialogue "childish" and r3ddit responded by going YEAH WELL........ YOU'RE A SEXIST! They had no rebuttal to his original point lol
>>220537089ao3 is not selective. they have a whole section in their TOS explaining why they allow child rape stories because only photos are technically illegal under United States law. as long as you tag your shit correctly you can upload anything you want
>>220535952Damn, you really can't hate "journalists" enough can you
>>220538052Brb
>>220538129*omar voice* indeed
>>220537637Devil's advocate: NuTrek isn't airing re-runs on non-cable channels every single day of the week during a period where people got most of their media through TV watching. It's only watchable on a streaming service most people forget exists and has to compete with countless other streaming shows.However, even if that were somehow possible for nutrek, I think you'd still be right. An entire cast of characters that don't even work in their own shows and definitely don't work outside of them. You can even see SNW trying to make itself stand out more by doing "silly" episodes like... Spock eats bacon for the first time (LMAO SO EPIC XD) or Musical episode or Puppet episode. And no one fucking cares.
I won't even waste my HDD space by pirating nutrek garbage.
>>220538234>somehow possiblecould have easily done 170 eps on CBS or CW if they would have put all their efforts into one show instead of spreading it out into half a dozen projects to intentionally waste money.
>>220538408I think it just wouldn't get made if that was the plan. They wanted their own prestige show to compete with HBO. They wanted awards and accolades for making a serious, big budget, streaming exclusive show that gets a billion new subscribers and has studios begging to put shows on their platform.Making a TV show in 2017 was out of the question. Not even the worst choice, necessarily, since TV is pretty goddamned dead these days. Still, even with a more modest and reasonable approach to production, there's no way in hell they'd actually be able to make the STD cast, or any of these other new characters, as recognizable as characters from TNG, DS9, and VOY
>>220538129This was just a suborbital hop btw, New Shepard just goes up and right back down again, the whole flight is like 8 minutes with only 2-3 of them spent weightless at apogee. Jeff Bezos is a bald headed faggot.
>>220530252
>>220538500they wanted marketing write offs for cbs all access.
>>220530324Fave: Cardassians, but if I want to pick a less common answer I'll say Xindi-Insectoids.Least fave: Kazon is the easy answer so I'll say Suliban. I hate looking at them.
bajorans are extemely retarded. thats probably why women and queers love them so much
>>220537891>holodeck malfunction >Geordi's futa giantess Leah Brahms program is now on the bridge in hyper rape mode
>>220539011>futalost me
>>220530252what the fuck does that mean? Kai Winn was a villainous character by the way, Erica
>>220538656>when that guy tells them to return to the d’jarra and they instantly start killing each other for being inferior castes
>>220539343>Kira just goes along with being a pottery making hippy even though she sucks at itWhat a dumb species
>computer, make the "end program" command create an archway exit that looks exactly like the real exit>create a 1:1 copy of the ship except it's completely empty>create a ten foot tall Counselor Troi, make her a futa in rape frenzy, give her a single lead pipe, and make her chase after anyone on the ship>disable safety protocolsWe're ready, Reg
If you could get beaten with a lead pipe and raped by any Star Trek futa, who would it be, /trek/?
Since Neelix got a lung transplant from Kes in the first season would his lung age like an ocampa and die after ten years?
How can anyone sleep at night knowing there are rape gangs out there flying around with spaceships?
>Riker goes on vacation>gets accused of raping someone>againWhy does Picard let Riker leave the ship?
Do you agree with Berman and Piller? >The idea of doing a "day in the life" plot was first pitched by Harold Apter during the third season. Various viewpoints were considered, including Picard's and that of the ship itself. According to Ronald D. Moore, Data's viewpoint was finally chosen, "because he's the only one who's up 24 hours a day". However, Rick Berman insisted that at least one plot arc should run through the story, and the Romulan spy intrigue was created. (Star Trek: The Next Generation Companion, 2nd ed., p. 151) Michael Piller explained, "Rick believed that you cannot have a show that has no jeopardy or drama on Star Trek. I agreed with him, otherwise all you're doing is a scrapbook." (Captains' Logs: The Unauthorized Complete Trek Voyages, p. 213)Personally, I think people would've love a day in the life 'sode with zero stakes. But maybe latching onto the comfy vibe of 90s Trek is more of a Millennial mindset and Boomers and Gen Xers really did need some kind of intrigue or anomaly to not change the channel.
>>220539582Yes but the writers didn't think of that.Ethan remembered the lore though, in a later episode where he and Janeway are crawling around some jeffries' tubes she says something about not letting some gas get into his lungs and he responds "lung".
>>220539582the vidiians probably did something about that, you don't know
>>220539572torres
>>220539625Every episode costs so many millions to make, every second of screen time costs so many thousands of dollars. A comfy slice of life episode would be cool but from the perspective of the people selling the show to advertisers there has to be something that keeps people from drifting away and justifies the insane amount of money they're blowing on an already silly concept.I like low stakes stuff. If Worf actually cared about Alexander I'd watch an episode about him getting a toy or something. I guess there was that Klingon pride parade episode where Worf tried dumping Alexander on some random guy he met in the street swinging around a sword.
>>220539625>'sode
>>220539625This episode had 0 stakesHe talks to his dad awhile and that’s literally it. I think there’s a nebula or an anomaly or something but it gets solved in 2 seconds.
>>220539920The ultimate martial art: swinging big q-tips at one another blindfolded.
>>220539920There's not even an anomaly The B plot is Worf's pain stick ritual
>>220539920the stakes were riker leaving forever
Why is it called “Klingon DEFENSE force”? It’s such a namby pamby pussy ass name for a military
A war crime?
I love the word 'sode, because I imagine Tall Red Haired Woman with prominent front teeth and prominent clavicle sipping seltzer water and I love her so much.
>>220539625maybe the majority do need a threat ever episode. I personally enjoy comfy slice of life stuff.A good mix of episodes. Stakes and Comfy Slice of Life make for good episodic Trek.
>>220539920>Riker offered promotion to Captain >cries and runs away from responsibility like a little bitch boy
I wish Jadzia Dax would have turned into a Dude after being Jadzia.
>Finishing DS9 tonightFucking finally. That was a slog towards the end. I don't know how some of you prefer this over TNG. To each his own.
>A Poem to Gul DukatOh, let us sing of Cardassia’s "best,"With a fragile ego and a rigid chest.Gul Dukat, the man who demands a statue,While the entire quadrant is laughing at you.He ruled Terok Nor with an iron glove,Then whimpered and whined that he didn't get love."I reduced the labor quotas!" he’d boastfully cry,While ignoring the thousands he sentenced to die.He wanted a triumph, a grand parade,But left a legacy horribly botched and decayed.But speaking of Bajor, let’s look at his life,And the mistresses hidden away from his wife.Enter Tora Ziyal, a secret so grim,He fetched his phaser—yes, classic old him!He planned to erase her to save his career,But kept her instead, out of guilt and of fear.It ruined his standing, his family fled,Leaving just his colossal, bloated ego instead.
>>220540826From Prefect of Bajor to a freighter commander,He watched his prestige completely meander.He allied with the Dominion, a desperate move,Just to get Benjamin Sisko to finally approve.He fancied himself as the Emissary’s peer,But Sisko just viewed him with pity and sneer.Then Damar shot Ziyal, Dukat lost his mind,And left what remained of his sanity behind.So what does a failed, broken Cardassian do?He joins a space-demon cult, through and through!He altered his face to look like his foe,To hook up with Kai Winn—a new record low.Two terrible narcissists sharing a bed,It’s a wonder the station’s sensors weren't dead.Now trapped with the Pah-wraiths, burning away,With no one to care what he’s begging to say.So here is your statue, you pathetic old knave:A pile of ash in a permanent cave.
time to watch Waltz again
>tfw you ascend into realizing that TNG > VOY > DS9 > TOS > ENT
>computer disengage safeties
star trek sex with icheb
>>220541451T’pol is very cute
>>220540686I wish she had become a little girl
>>220540858Beautiful Wormhole Bridge of the Milky Way!Alas! I am very sorry to sayThat 15 million lives have been taken awayOn the last Sabbath day of 2369,Which will be remember’d for a very long time.‘Twas about seven o’clock at night,And the tachyon wind blew with all its might,And the rain came pouring down,And the fire caves seem’d to frown,And the Pah Wraith of air seem’d to say-“I’ll blow down the Celestial Temple”
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Post a Trek that gives you this feel.
I don't know why Neelix leaving right before the end feels like such a cop-out. It's not like there's anyone in the AQ who knows he exists but something about it still feels cheap.
sfa klingon episode is growing on me. instead of trying to make the klingons less violent and destroying their culture as in the past, federation now accepts that other enlightened ways of life exist. giving them the opportunity to conquer their new homeworld instead of another handout or at worst, forceful relocation of refugees heals my trekkie soul.Can we have Romulans next? Paranoia, secrecy, and compartmentalized intelligence are not "flaws" to be cured by therapy or Federation idealism. they are the fundamental evolutionary and cultural pillars of Romulan society. accept that any alliance includes them spying on you as a feature, not a bug, they notice systemic corruption, deep-state infiltration, or external anomalies long before retarded Section 31.
>>220541770Vulcans are the jew metaphor (Suraks teachings are split in Talmud and Tora equivalents), Bajoran are muslim (Holy text needs to be read fully, "Teacher" type priesthood). Probably best to replace Sabbath day with some in-verse term, other than that I like it, good job
Klingons were supposed to be Federation members by that point, per Daniels.
Do you guys believe Sloan getting lured to DS9 and getting trapped so easily? I thought it was a bit of a stretch, he would have probably just sent a lackey for confirmation first
>>220541913pretty clear that that's what's coming next, yeah, klingons finally rejoining. Academy is all about healing/rolling back the burn, but with actual philosophical growth and enlightened values this time instead of worf convincing everyone to be less violentfederation doesn't wololo anymore
>>220541940He’s a throwaway clone, obviously.
>>220541954>erase your culture bro, ours is betterdas racist doe
>the burn>yeah every ship in the galaxy exploded and no one bothered to figure out why so they just sat and sulked for 100 years until saint michael burnham with an afro halo around her head gathered her followers and showed them the wayyeah no fuck offerino
>>220541940Sloan wanted Odo to deliver the cure to the Founders all along.
>>220541993that's so on brand for Word though. he failed at being a "real" Kilingon so now because he still has such a complex about it he's like "I'll just make Klingons be more like me"
>>220541940Same with Eddington, just another asspull by the writers to tie the storylineup>Then the Maquis all died, the end
>>220541993exactly, academy finally acts enlightened when it comes to alien cultures. meet them on their terms.Vox in Exelso is the name of the episode, the first act has its flaws but otherwise it's up there with Drumhead
>>220530210Looks like Mikey Madison
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>>220542577meant for>>220542519
Sorry Weyounie, I had to do it. I still luv u vewy much :3>Chronicles of a Carbon-Copy Kiss-Ass (An Ode to Weyoun)Oh, look at that posture, so slimy and sleek,The Dominion’s top middle-management freak!With a smile made of plastic and eyes full of glee,He’s the biggest sycophant in the whole galaxy.He bows to the Changelings and kisses their toes,And just when you kill him... back up he goes!He claims to be diplomatic, peaceful, and kind,But a more passive-aggressive snake, you won't find.He lives to obey the Great Link's command,Passing out white to his genetically engineered band.Yet genetics forgot to give Weyoun some taste:No appreciation for art, music, or paste!He can't flavor his food, he has no aesthetic,Which makes his attempts to be cultured pathetic.Most people die once, and that is the end,But Weyoun treats death like a seasonal trend.Let’s look at the resume of this clone parade,And how badly each iteration misbehaved:>Weyoun Four lacked trust, a terrible trait, so his own Jem’Hadar sealed his messy fate.>Weyoun Five met an "accident" (courtesy of Damar), exploding into atoms and scattering far.>Weyoun Six defected—a broken machine!—and committed suicide to protect a Changeling.>Then Weyoun Seven mocked Worf with a smirk... so the Klingon snapped his neck. Good work!
low effort AI sloppa above
>>220542689He moved into Cardassia and took over the place,Rubbing his victory in everyone's face.He drank Damar’s kanar, poured it out on the floor,Completely oblivious to the brewing war.He thought he was clever, the puppet-string master,But he steered the Dominion straight into disaster.He couldn't see the rebellion right under his nose,Too busy worshiping a puddle, we suppose.But cloning vats blow up, and numbers run out,Leaving Weyoun Eight with a permanent pout.As the Female Changeling lay dying of mold,Weyoun’s fake confidence started to fold.He insulted the rebels one final time,And Damar shot him dead—a conclusion sublime.So here’s to the Vorta, the spineless, smug bore,Who died, and died, and died some more.No Weyoun Nine to restart the routine,Just a puddle of blue on a Cardassian screen.
>>220542706>ludditescomputer, deactivate environmental controls in anons quarters and set the door to manual operation only
>oh yaaas saaaar SaarGPT is equal to the computer of the enterprise saaar
>>220542778Honestly if you aren’t a Luddite in 2026 you’re just mentally retarded. If you follow any single technological thread to its logical conclusions you’ll find that there’s about 8 billion people too many for sustainability
>>220542825more like its great-great-grandfather. wrote most of that myself, gave it to gemini for proofreading and polishdigital competency is an important skill in the digital age, making luddites on all sides rage has been my mo since the internet became a thing>>220542830>there’s about 8 billion people too many for sustainabilityI agree, but what does that have to do with raging at the newest form of search algorithmn?AI is fucking with furry artists bottom line too, won't change a thing about overpopulation either
>>220542925> I agree, but what does that have to do with raging at the newest form of search algorithmn?>AI is fucking with furry artists bottom line too, won't change a thing about overpopulation eithert.checkers player (chess too hard)
why did they even do thiswhat a shitty first impression
>>220542778The only people whose jobs are threatened by AI are the one slacking off. As far as I'm concerned, we can't fire them fast enough.
>>220542925>AI is fucking with furry artists bottom line too, won't change a thing about overpopulation eitherlolyour brain on 4chan
star trek sex with dax (the slug, not the host)
>>220542987>Haha yeah — wait I’m being fired now wtf
>>220542987trvthnvke. all ai has done for me so far is make managing my businesses easier and cheaper, if a fucking smart search algorithmn can replace your job you're not doing anything of value
>>220543033And when the unemployed hordes draw and quarter you?
AI and Anti-natalism are good btw.Tired of people appealing to birth rates with the assumption that it is good to keep creating more decaying flesh sacks.If this world were real ( it's not. It's a holodeck program basically. ), then the Moral path is Transhumanism , Veganism, and Anti-natalism.
>>220543073>anti-natalism is goodYea
>>220543073>the moral path
>>220543094Anti-Natalism is the mark of an advanced society.
>>220543073The problem has always been smart people being too smart to have kids. The most fertile people have the worst impulse control. You have 140 IQ scientists using contraception or not having sex at all. Meanwhile, 85 IQ people screw like rabbits because they can't see further than 15 minutes in the future.
>>220543119This is an ad hominem in picture form.The only Moral way for a conscious being to exist, is as a sovereign and free God.So many people go against slavery, but then go soi jack over Metaphysical Slavery.
>>220543067>unemployedI employ 25+ people in actual jobs with proper pay, they're all getting the best in ai training I could find while reducing their hours at same pay. The only people screeching irl are lazy external administrators and service providers, no ai will ever replace care, service, cleaning or warehousing professionals, only make their jobs easier.if your job has you sitting in front of a screen writing emails all day it needs to go.Now back to Star Trek
>>220543123 lifes meaning is to smoke weed and jack off in the pod
>>220543162yeah, that's not a problem.Only have kids here if you think this is Heaven and want to come back again. I'm not saying that you will come back if you have kids here, I'm just saying that is what you're saying when you have kids here.Having kids here is the biggest endorsement of intestines, liver, and other composite decaying flesh components.>>220543172Life's Meaning is defined subjectively. For every conscious viewpoint is a sovereign and free God.
Have kids cos it’s something to do
>>220543231Not here. On a better world, I could picture myself having kids. Because they're not conscious and this is my dream bubble.But this world? No, even being a solipsist, I don't even want to look at this world once I do what I came here to do. I'm unbookmarking this world when I get home.But yeah, here? Me and my wife can just have fun non procreative sex while making works of art and going on hikes. Then we both go home when we're ready. On our terms.An diversion in contrast that will make me sigh with relief once me and my wife go back home and toss this world disc in the bin.
>literally not single on topic post in the last 40 poststhis is not your blog you retarded niggers
The Machine Elves are my kids.
>>220543366it's ok, it was just one of these situations.
does this unit have a soul?
>>220530510lmao
>it's an alexander episode
v'ger will set us free by teaching us to live in harmony with the biosphere or we must be destroyeddo not suffer the kardashev parasites to live
>>220543419Is this a phenotype you actually encounter in the streets of America? She looks utterly bizarre to me.
>>220538501Still cool though.
>>220543634Average trip to Walmart
>>220543557All the people calling Alexander annoying would have been even worse under his circumstances. Worf's sense of honor was the only thing keeping him from becoming a serial killer.
>>220543634are you from spitsbergen? go outside, she certainly isn't aihumans are hyper adaptive and varied, so many forms
>>220543668New Glenn is hotter
>>220543756most Africans around here a wearing burquas, so I've never seen their faces. Near Manchester, England
>>220540826The high council wanted every bajoran eliminated. He really was the best and the bajorans should've built statues if they knew he had saved them.
>>220541828House of Quark and Looking for Par’mach in the wrong places.Such a wholesome pair of episodes. Seeing Quark win over that Klingon woman and showing his heart of latinum.
>>220543756humans adapt culturally, not physically. adapting physically is primitive, animalistic, inhuman
>>220543795still on first generations or did you fuck up integration?Burqas tend to go the way of the dinosaur as soon as girls get proper education, once they can read the Qur'an they start noticing
>>220543819yeah, let's build a statue for the narcissist opressor expecting a reward for being 5% less tyrannical than the absolute maximum. lmao, noGul Dukat rots in whatever hell the wraiths prepared for him arguing semantics for eternity while tortured
>>220543957>5% less100% less.
>>220544003cardassian apologists tongue my anusall opressors will face judgement, perfidy knows no excusetry arguing semantics with saint peter and see where that gets you :3
>>220543957If Dukat was so evil why did Kira’s mom love him so much?
>>220543169>no ai will ever replace care, service, cleaning or warehousing professionalsNo longer true. Here is a livestream of a Figure v3 humanoid robot doing a package-orientation job that a human used to do.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luU57hMhkakThe future is now.
>>220544067So much of AI and robotics right now is just tech demos for investor shekels. But AI evangelists really have no answer for who buys your product when AI takes the jobs of the people who used to.
>>220544061love knows no bounds. Dukat is bright, diligent, able to show empathy, his tragedy is that he didn't use those positive traits to become the best version of himself. he allowed corruption into his soul and refused all attempts at saving him, including from kiras mother and his own fucking daughter.Sisko held out his hand and pretty much ordered him to save himself in Waltz but he broke and chose hate, a shame really, but free will dictates that he has the right to doom himself.
>>220544129Tech demo? The robot in that livestream is literally doing a job. And since you're OK with seething over the distant future, the traditional sci-fi solution to excessive amounts of useless humanity is to send them off-planet to colonize new worlds.
Why did they never use a Soliton wave against the Dominion?
>>220544233The cut all the parts where it doesn’t do the job very good, brainiac
>>220544233>the traditional sci-fi solution to excessive amounts of useless humanity is to send them off-planet to colonize new worlds.It's more cost-effective to liquidate us.
>>220544211Sisko literally drove him insane in Waltz by being a sassy black man.
>>220544327sisko didn't tell him to hide his hatred for bajorans behind semantics for so long that the rot destroyed his soul. it was too late, a grave of his own making and a tragic reminder not to harbor resentment alone. if there is to be a statue of Gul Dukat for any reason it is for that, to be a cautionary tale of a man who could've been great but didn't reflect the consequences of his actions.Ironically, Elim Garak who would hate the idea of a statue in his honor is more deserving of remembrance as he did the painful soul work and spoke the confessions that saved him.
>>220544295>hurr durr it's editedWhat part of "livestream" are you not grasping?
>>220544297It's easier to talk someone into colonizing another world than it is to talk them into subjecting their corpse to hydrothermal liquefaction.
>>220544044When using lies and kangaroo courts to justify your position, I'd be less concerned with the judgement of others. Evil sees evil wherever it looks.Every Bajoran on Bajor would be genocided if not for Dukat.
>>220544711No argument from me, assuming our consent is sought.
>>220544787so he was "better" than the absolute worst possible option. that does not make him the good man he could've been, especially after the occupation. confession and repentance would've been the way to go, but he chose not to do that.
>>220544828kinda weak that they haven't terraformed Mars by the time of TNG
>>220544924He wasn't just better than the worst, the deaths on Bajor were low, despite constant battle with a resistance movement. I agree that he wasn't perfect, and that he should've admitted his wrongdoings, but Bajor couldn't have hope for better. Any other outcome would've been far worse.But I guess they don't make statues for "best outcome in a fucked situation"
>>220545066>>220545066>>220545066
>>220545072there you go arguing semantics again as if any soul could be saved by framingas you write, they make statues for redemption and greatness, not compromises enacted by tyrants
>>220545072Abe Lincoln freed them slaves but didn’t respect black folx either.
>>220544828Or they get arrested for some crime, and have the option of serving out their sentence in the colonies.
