sisko type salvation event edition>previously on /trek/>>220530210
star trek sex with shran
>>220545080star trek sex with wesley
For me it’s Tora Ziyal
>>220545066>Jake's dad leaves and doesn't return while he's a kid
>>220544986they have, as far as possible. mars is a dead planet, no civilization under barrow 3 could even dream of rebooting the core. same with some jovian moons that are terraformed at barrow 2 minus level, which the federation mostly stands at.turning mars lush just ain't possible with federation tech
Darmok in Vegas
>>220545137But they've shown terraformers in TNG, a rough bunch but the planet was even rougher, more dead than Mars and they still tried it.
>>220545268
Why did Kira lie about having brothers?
>>220545300yep, federation does terraforming a lot, but it really depends on the planet or moon in question and our futurism reaches its limits when it comes to planetary cores as we barely have working theories about the nature of our own. mars just has no magnetosphere, every working theory points at the core having gone inert long ago. surface level terraforming only gets you so far if the planet has no natural defenses against solar death rays.
here's your statue :3
the ship that sent battle hardened Klingons running for their lives
>>220545118
>>220545432>Bajor falls to shit without Cardassia overseeing themlike South Africa huh
>>220545395Restarting the core would probably be a little beyond 24th century tech, alhtough they're tried to reignite a star once.But on Mars, they could have at least kept some craters under an atmosphere held in place by strong antigravity projectors. Or they could have melted the co2 ice caps using their phasers which might have been enough to breathe on the surface without equipment. Just domed cities is a little too conservative.
>>220545395You make the atmosphere.
>>220545459
>>220545512>they could have at least kept some craters under an atmosphere held in place by strong antigravity projectorsthat's what they did tho? https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Martian_colonies>>220545520bro, you need a magnetosphere to avoid it getting stripped away immediately. mars is a dead rock with no ability to support an ecosystem except in a few choice spots like Arcadia Planitia at extreme cost.
>>220545512>>220545512disregard that, i suck cock and didn't take the time to re-read your post before posting. yeah, more advanced stuff would be neat to see at some point, I agree.
>>220545634aight
Did nutrek expand on the martian colonies in any meaningful way? Last I remember them being mentioned in any depth was the Millenium Gate episode on Voyager
>>220545329People who can’t handle The Royale camp would never make it through TOS.
>>220545329>"Yeah" girl was cute
>>220545762Absolutely kino episode that would work in any season of TNG.
>>220545329Why did the guy not smear the walls in his feces and/or rape and murder every NPC? If the environment resets why is his journal still intact? It simply does not make sense.
>>220545897I assume he saw himself as an ambassador of Earth and wanted to appear in the best light that's why he chose to take the situation with dignity.
>>220545962The aliens are likely so alien they wouldn’t even understand the concept of dignity
Realistically, how hard is it to make a DS9 video game? I want to hang out on the promenade and solve minor crimes with Odo and play rigged games at Quarks.
Motivated by sfa episodes Beta Test and Vox in Excelso, trying to think of ways to rebuild the federation with more enlightened attributes for the 32nd century. This is what I got so far>Non-Negotiable membership laws1. Mutual Defense and Non-Agression2. Logistics: Standardized Subspace communications networks, shared access to fuel resources (dilithium, spore-drive data, quantum slipstream corridors)3. Total Freedom to Exit>Vulcans/Romulans (Ni'Var)Federation cannot dictate the balance of emotion and logic, Tal Shiar must be allowed for internal security, science directorate mandates and safety protocols cannot be overruled>BetazoidsFederation cannot have any say in judicial matters. if Betazoids want to outlaw keeping secrets, that's their prerogative>AndoriansFederation has no say in military traditions or ritual law. If two Andorian citizens decide to settle their differences by Ushaan that is their right.>TellaritesFederation has no say in how Tellarites do politics and administration. If a Tellarite wants to insult a Starfleet admiral to test their mental strength that's just the way it is, Tellarite culture draws strength from verbal conflict
>>220546039>the 32nd century
>>220546009>DS9 game>Can choose your race: Human, Bajoran, Cardassian, Ferengi, Trill>NPCs treat you differently depending on your race and alliance
>>220546009Space Station 13 provides this sort of fix of station based misadventures.
How did we go from this…
>>220546159…to THIS?
>>220546194Where's that shit from? reddit show Shogun?
>>220546122As ifComplexity of that magnitude is a lost technology
>>220546122Main plot lines to choose from:>fun crimes with Quark>catching petty criminals with Odo>fixing the station with O'Brien>"freedom fighting" with bajorans/marquis
>>220546009There's Deep Space Nine: The Fallen from 2000, the Promenade acts as a hub between missions where you can interact with some characters, and you can play separate, different campaigns as Sisko, Kira and Worf.Star Trek Online also has a pretty accurate representation of DS9, it was updated at some point if you ever played it previously using original reference documents and photos making it the most detailed "canon" DS9 we've got. Not much in actual missions as it's still basically an MMO hub however.
>>220546039How to deal with outside powers>Klingonfight them, accept tactical retreats as a valid diplomatic tool, give them opportunity to prove themselves in battle and conquest within mutually agreed upon parameters for safety>Romulans other than Ni'varEstablish firm, unyielding boundaries against physical assassination and sabotage, but actively utilize their hyper-vigilant espionage networks to detect deep-space threats and deep-state corruption>BorgAcknowledge that a shared, voluntary hive-mind offers profound psychological comfort and community to those who choose it.>FerengiA stable treaty shouldn't demand they stop exploitation but make the Federation their primary business partner.>CardassiansGive Cardassia the role of the quadrant’s civil engineers and structural stewards.>DominionThe Federation must accept that the Great Link wants to be left alone in the dark. Establish the hardest border and protect the changelings from any incursion in cooperation with Jem'Hadar border patrols>GornPretty much same as Dominion, but their territory is a protected hunting ground. Establish an absolute, unyiedling stellar border, anyone who crosses gets destroyed by the other without further consequence.>OrionLegitimize their trade syndicates into autonomous Merchant Houses. Let them run the fringe economies and independent freighters where Starfleet's rules are too stiff to work.
>>220546039>the federation is just a vibe
>>220546290Wasn't there also a DS9 game called Harbinger? Did that ever come out? Still pissed that they cancelled Vulcan Fury.
why not a deep space 9 immersive sim?
>>220546294? What I wrote is a non-agression pact with joint military, freedom of communication and travel for all member citizens and more. Pretty much the best aspects of the EU and NATO with none of the bullshit like veto rights or missing exit clauses.What would you change?
SS14 is pretty good too and forking is super easy. If we can get three code monkeys together, a Deep Space Nine inspired fork is possible. Just remove the furry shit
>>220546732Barclay strikes me as more of a Serial Experiments Lain appreciator
>>220546385/trek/ SS14 DS9 server would be kinographic.
>>220545329C'mon . . . 85, 88, or 00 please . . .>>220545367Yeah, why would (((Kira))) lie?
>>220546933His whole character arc is literally the point of evangelion, le hedgehogs dilemma and such
>>220547041Ardra, not bad
>>220546967I'll get started on a project map right away. Only helped a friend with some minor stuff for the frontier fork so far but might as well. You can yell at my code when it's done.>>220547043Fair. Barclay is anime-coded af the more I think about it. I can totally see him running a a self-insert magical girl holo regularly
>>220547043They were telling Trekkies to touch grass so they don't troon out and become social parasites. Expedition 33 had the same message last year.
>>220547089surprised it hasn't been done before. They got Fallout Servers, but a DS9 one would be way more of a fit. Good luck.
>>220545471good point, let's change it to post-occupation utopian federation membership times
Star Treks very own Tali'Zorah
>>220547218too late for that, it was Freudian
>>220545897A better question is why are his pillow cases and sheets completely clean and white?
>>220547789your lack of humor and pathological need to "win" online arguments by making them about race is telling.take it, you won, print your "gotcha" moment and put it on the wall
>>220547218He had sex with Kira's mom, so he wasn't a total fuck up.
>>220548197we had that discussion in the previous thread towards the end if you want to look it up. he had all the attributes necessary to become a good man but chose not to, thus no statue or positive memory of him remains. he lost everything and burns in wraith hell for eternity arguing semantics with his torturer.
I want to fuck Ferengi women
>>220545542Installing a third nacelle adds horsepower.
>>220548251>he had all the attributes necessary to become a good manno he didn't lol
>>220548144I mean you’re obviously projecting here, since you take things serious to a terrifyingly autistic degree time and time again.
>>220548144>literally nobody mentions race
lieutenant commander tomov nooo
Time to rewatch Past Tense
>Ensign Trekpu? n-nope never heard of him
did isaac newton really murder prostitutes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoOfjGqo5EYKlingon food actually looks tastyI want to try gagh.
O'Brien is an undercover agent in the temporal cold war>All Good ThingsWhen Picard lands in the past, Miles as at the conn. Picard shouts delusional stuff, Miles calmly executes his orders like he knows what's happening.>Unnatural OrderMiles just knows how to turn a transporter into a de-aging tool>RascalsTransporter Anomaly turns Picard, Guinan, Ro and Keiko into children, O'Brien perfectly recalibrates the molecular stream with no margin for error to save them>VisionaryLiterally a temporal agent asset-swap, Miles gets replaced with his future self>Past Tense"Oh, that's different" when Sisko and the team get sent to 2024. Rigs the Transporter to SCAN TIME AND TELEPORT ACROSS IT!>Trials and Tribble-AtionsMiles seems most prepared for the time travel. Even calls a Klingon a Tribble as a joke.>Time's OrphanSpoils himself to see if Molly turns out okay>Temporal Edict (Lower Decks)Miles is called "perhaps the most important Person in Starfleet History">TNG rank and uniformMiles starts out in red uniform with Lieutenant pips, gets called Lieutenant by Riker, then becomes a non-comissioned Chief Petty Officer in Gold which noone ever adresses. Obvious time ripple.
>>220548467There's an episode of DSN with Dick Miller?
>lower drecksdisregarded
>>220548924yes, amazing two-parter>>220548944sure, since that's the only leg my fan theory is based on and obviously the most important one too, it all crumbles :^)
>>220548866I saw The Wounded the other day and noticed it was weird how he and Keiko just got married but somehow didn't know each other's breakfast preferences.
>>220549019I like to think being a better human race means there’s very little sex having in general
>>220549019Keiko didn't even know Miles' coffee habits but it ended up saving his life.
>>220549057That's absurd.
>>220549081Once a week is Kirkian/Rikerian nymphomania
>>220549081every ancient philosophy(religion) is about overcoming base desires like lust.
Vulcan heat
>>220549019true. it also explains why a veteran of the cardassian war would want to get assigned to a cardassian station in close vicinity to a wormhole inhabited by timeless transdimensional aliens.
troonbros….
>>220545329Why are star trek casino episodes so kino?
>>220547929The simulation was reset one more time after his death to get rid of the blood and shitstains.
Were Humans the only one who made androids?
>>220549063That one I can kind of understand because he's getting it from the replicator and he works a lot.
>>220549239You can tell everyone on the cast and crew is having a great time making them.
>>220549325>simulation resets my living human furniture that I painstakingly spent years creating of boredom :((((
>>220549115ad populum.Sex is good.
>>220545742Androids were shown as slave labors on Mars who rebelled or some shit in PIC S1. It was the only nuTrek I watch a full season of and regret it.
>>220549469So is heroin.
>>220549500Sex is Hot. The Gods do it all the time.Heaven is an orgy.
>>220549344there were alien androids in tos. i dont think tng or ds9 had any. voy had weird retro ones stuck in a perpetual war.
Was there ever an alien race whose cuisine are all confections? Feels like an obvious "weird" thing to do that I'm sure some actors would love.I was just thinking about how silly it is that 2 of the most prominent alien species do the same>ew they eat live bugs!gag.
>>220549344no, but they were definitely the best at it. There's also Ruk from "What Are Little Girls Made Of?"
>>220549525What I mean is, there are orgies in Heaven.Of course not everyone is having sex with everyone in Heaven.It's all consensual and there are definitely monogamous couples in Heaven.Me and my Wife are Monogamous.
i'm getting increasingly weird vibes from the gnostic schizo reddit poster and his often mentioned "wife"
>>220549550>Was there ever an alien race whose cuisine are all confections?Probably Betazoids if Deanna is any indication lol
>>220545268Roll
>>220549559Where she tell you she at when you’re posting here bro, friend’s house?
>>220549714 >>220545268Not bad
Odo VoiceQuuuuaaaaarrrrrrrkk,Hand over theRaktajeelian Cave Torg...
>>220549722the hot nurse who fucked Riker
I finished Picard bruhs.S1 is awful.S2 is SO awful that it genuinely makes S1 look like High Art.And then S3 is bizarrely good, Liam Shaw is a fucking amazing character. What's weird is S2 and S3 were filmed back to back and one is a 0/10 and the other is, what, 8-9/10? S3 of Picard is such a fitting send-off to the entire franchise. Just watch everything 1966-2005 and then that alone I say. I'm still incredulous at S2 though. The quanity of plot holes and stupid shit was fucking incredible.I'm sure it was discussed to death when it aired 4 years ago so no point repeating but my god. I did screencap this during a S2 episode where it felt like the writers were mocking me for watching their dogshit.
>>220549716She is Omnipresent.
>>220549763you are a retard
i crave the androidussy
>>220549787I'm a hardcore fan actually. This is me in 2008.
S3 of Picard sucks and Shaw is just another NuTrek shitter who curses and is cynical and whiny etc.None of the characters act like themselves, the story is fucking retarded beyond belief and shits all over past lore, and it's more like a convention reunion of the TNG cast than Picard, Riker and co acting like Starfleet officers on a starship.Cheap memberberry trash for idiots who were forced into clinical depression by how fucking awful S1 and S2 were. 2/10 total and that 2 is for the one scene that Picard actually acts like himself for 5 seconds.
>>220549778oh ffs, i recognize you. you're one of the succubus schizos from /x/ are you not?
>>220549763I tried watching the first episode of season1 It was shitTried with season 3It was also shit
>>220545367We see her little brothers in the 'sode where Dukat calls her in the middle of the night to tell her he banged her mom.The bigger mystery is Sisko's siblings.
>>220549806blah blah blah.You're wrong.Picard S3 is great and a fitting farewell to the TNG cast.Sorry your such a cynical loser who can't appreciate that.
>>220549797
>>220549809I don't frequent the succubus general.
>>220549852kek nice """argument"""
>>220549797youre a freak
>>220549830Really?Episodes 1-4 were gripping IMO.Extremely well executed.
>>220549797My dad’s been a trekkie since the 60s and he’s still a fake fan plebeian.
>a fitting farewell for the TNG castIf only such a thing existed...
I also relate to this guy in the white outfit in this picture.
>>220549882it fucking sucks. get it through that queer skull of yours
>>220549797I want to nibble on your ears.
>>220549882>muh Picard’s sekrit sonerinothey already did that episode in s7. It’s just like how S1 of Picard was >muh Data’s daughterino Despite already doing that plot too in TNGIt’s just fucking lazy
>>220549763S3 is the best of it, and probably the best nutrek, but it's a really low bar. Somebody will chime in and say Trek and Morty is fine because it's parody but they're wrong. If Picard had just been a tighter single season throwback that was mostly like the S3 stuff it probably would have been an OK show.I get mad when I remember the Autistic Borg Chungus plot.
>>220549956it all sucks, faggot
>>220549967what's your fucking problem, seriously?
>>220550009NTA but his problem is that NuTrek is shit and for retards so fuck off you shitty retard
>>220545432Why is Terok Nor in-atmosphere?
>>220548866No, all of the Star Trek we watch is a holo-novel franchise based on true events. O'Brien and Harry Kim are the main playable characters in their respective series, hence why they seem like suffering magnets and why they can't stay dead.O'Brien'a inconsistent ranks is because those are different save files.Goldshirts/TOS redshirts are placeholder NPCs for other people to replace if you want to play co-op, hence they attract enemy aggro but have shit stats."Honor Among Thieves" is a developer oversight; the O'Brien player should've been locked out of the Orion Syndicate sidequest due to his engineer character build.The cameo at the start of each series provides a diegetic way of transferring over items from the previous game.
>>220550126>it's all Morn playing games at Quarksacceptable headcanon
>>220550123Bajorans couldn’t get it space fairing by themselves
groovy
>>220550031Picard S3 is good.
>>220549186You forget that humanity lost a fuckton of knowledge after WW3. So many genders lost in atomic fire.
>>220550197its not. its shit. you suck.
>>220549763What was going on with Q in Picard? Did he get like Q aids or something?
>>220550197
>>220549956>Somebody will chime in and say Trek and Morty is fine because it's parody but they're wrong.I liked Trek and Morty because it poked fun at things and tried to be fun in a lowbrow, immature way that, sure, is at odds with the best of Trek. I could enjoy it, which is more than I could do with other nuTrek.
