Karma is real
>>220566048Just two more months until we can see them job at the world cup.
>>220566048the UK finishes last every year. its a meme at this point. or maybe corruption. yh definitely the 2nd one.
>>220566048Wooooaaaah buuuuddyyy
>>220566048Boris Johnson cashing in his chips with Ukraine
Lmao chinks obsessed with the UK because we btfo'd them so badly that the asspain is genetically passed on.
we have to lose that saxophone solo!
>>220566048Quintessentially british
>>220566048Literally who?Never heard of that faggot.
>Spain "boycotting" Eurovision so they don't end bottom 3 againWisest move
>>220566390He does vintage keyboard reviews on YouTube
I like what he does as a concept, but his music is complete ass.
>>220566048>or maybe corruptioni don't think the judge panel was well known to the public until relatively recently, but the public vote is well understood to be driven almost exclusively by expats to/from whatever country if you compare voting to migration stats its very close.in the olden times it was all tactical and people only voted for their neighbors.UK is a little odd one out at eurovision because they are major english speaking, the rest of europe who are ESL are years if not decades behind english speaking contries regarding popular music so when they roll out some weird rubbish and everyone else votes for it its because they all think that its good. UK can't put forward actual popular acts because they are too advanced, so tries to put out cheesy retarded shit to get a bite, but nobody is falling for it or they can't get the vibe.the other thing is that there are semi finals, not every country appears in the final. but because UK actually pay money towards funding this crap, they automatically get a final place. so don't expect a paid entry act to be on par with someone who earned it.also of course the father ted conspiracy, countries don't try because they can't afford to host.
UK in the global pop music scene Vs. UK at the Eurovision Song Contest
It wasnt a good song, not even so bad its good or catchy, its just a terrible song.
>>220566048bruhh ukraine doing more for the uk than the uk ever did for them LMAO!
i'm in me mum's computerbroom broom
>>220566476americans are speaking, it's time to listen
This entire thing was coopted by the gays in the 90s. Up until then it was a fairly normal music competition albeit a bit cheesy and campy, basically boomslop and a way for europeans to have a bit of fun and get introduced to each others culture. they had little segments with introductions to each country like a vignette and so on..but at a certain point it became basically full on gay except a few backwards countries didn't get the memo so they kept sending stuff in good faith. some still do.generally it's now just a drag queen/gay platform fully
>Euros doing their chud face, as they snub Britain again, because they're still salty about wars from hundreds of years ago>British people making a joke of their entire contest, and only sending crap acts
>>220566048I'm a brit and I have absolutely no idea who this is. In fact, now I think about it, I never have any idea who the contestent is. Is that normal for other cunts?
>>220566789whoever arranges this for Britain sends shit acts on purpose because they think it's funny. I don't know if other countries treat it that way.
>>220566320kek
>>220566048I've seen some videos of this guy, and he seems cool? He literally bought a church organ that was installed in someone's house, uninstalled it, and installed it in its own house.
>>220566818>sends shit acts on purpose Not really, they usually send some milquetoast faggot straight out of stage school to sing the most boring fucking song you've ever heard in your life, written by some guy that had a number 4 hit in 1978. This year they decided to go for 'le wacky reddit spork xd' entry, but forgot to make the song either funny or catchy.
>>220566928Look at the top of his head
>>220566789you know lordi, I dunno what year that was but it transcended this pathetic wank circle
>>220566515>UK in the global pop music scenemaybe 40 years ago bestie
>>220566048it was the worst, most reddit song this year followed by greece
>>220566987>K-poopUtterly mogged by Japanese music
>>220566048I don't know what he was expecting. But that's good, he needs to get back to posting more wacky old music gear.
>>220566405So actually a literally who.Also what the fuck is Eurovision?
>>220567003yeah?list 5 Jpop groups and 10 Jpop soloists without googling
>>220566987Olivia Dean was one of the most streamed singers of 2025. Also, Pinkpantheress and CharliXCX.
>>220566987>charli xcx, fka twigs, and pinkpantheressnah they've still got it
>>220567056>groupsNegotoDotsSakanactionAivySplit End>soloistsAnnabelMajikoZutomayoChataYanagiyagi
>>220567022A song contest where every Euro country sends some meme act.
>>220566048Song wasn't terrible but the stage show was so not suprising. In order to win this shit now you just need to have a young girl singing some trashy club song that'll be popular for a month then never heard of again and get her tits out while doing it.
>>220567106>>220567131oh my god bongs, you were better off not typing that
UK's mass scale cognitive dissonance will be studied in the future
>>220566818Probably send shit acts on purpose because it costs a few hundred mil to put the event on and you get fuck all back for it. UK already won recently and held it in Liverpool anyway.
>>220567131I'm British, and I don't know what any of that is.
>>220566597I been singing it all day
>>220567022It is a boomer thing
>>220567211literally no one is upset that they lost Eurovision. It's a joke contest.
The UK needs to stop paying for this shit and just hire people like Harry Hill to write a song and perform it
>>220567198not a bong and any of them is better than any k-poop group
>>220566048Christopher Nolan fell on hard times
>>220566987we invented Hyperpop, and the US is just now getting UK Garage
>>220566668i was wondering about this. i wasn't sure if it was just that anything 'euro' reads inherently gay to anglophone people, so it became a gay thing outside europe, but to the people inside europe it's just a normal thing.
>>220566258NOOOOOO IT'S COMING HOME DELETE THIS
>>220566390>I'm going to pretend I don't know this famous person What's the joke? Let me guess you "don't know" who robbie Williams is either?
>>220566258>>220567479Your country won’t even qualify for the semi-finals
>>220567550Uhmm achsually it was because banderites were attacking an independent nation of Donbas so yeah they kinda deserve the -20 million DESU Send more Challenger tanks?? You promised!
>>220567582You'll feel the long reach of Rome again.
>>220567535>Britons when you haven't heard of their favorite inbred FAS celebOi gov ain't you neva erd of Plonky Brumgrold?
Why didn't the UK send the monkey
>>220566048Eurovision?
>>220566987apologize zoomer
>>220566048tf is eurovision even
I only ever hear of Eurovision when it end of the jews did something
>>220566633Get out me computah!
>>220566597It's definitely catchy.
We need jungle, I'm afraid.
>>220567643gorillaz were never big on live appearances
imagine the humiliation ritual it must be to be br*tish in 2026
>>220566048
>>220567744Awww : (
>>220567664what does robin williams have to do with this?
>>220567877 Robbie Williams you philistine
>>220567851Yea it fucking sucks here. Stop comming here lads
>>220566048>Americans do nothing but watch garbage!>What do you watch?>
>>220567904Wasn't he some corporate pop heart throb plant who's well aware that everyone with two brain cells to rub together looks down on him and that's why he's portrayed as a monkey in that movie?That's like calling someone a philistine because he's never heard of NSYNC.
no clue who that mad lad is
>>220567904Is that the guy from Jumanji?
>>220566295>the UK finishes last every year.I have zero interest in Eurovision so went to see if this was true and you just made it up for some reason. Apparently they came second as recently as 2022
>>220566987why is she so ugly
>>220567953The only "people" who want to go to that island anymore are pakis and jeets anyway.
>>220568687Brother. Thats like 90% all immigrats to any place
>>220566048>Karmasaar
Wtf I actually like this guy. Was it that bad?
>>220568364Not him, but to be fair we do pretty shit most years, although not necessarily last place. 2022 was an anomaly.
>>220569000You can judge it yourself.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0tqgGVQkew
>>220568687it's wild how they literally gave Pakistan their own country, and they don't want to stay there.
>>220569010Apparently we have a record number of second place finishes (16)
>>220566048Country full of jew loving pedophile subhumans
>>220569076I don't mind it.Like the Human League if they were taking the piss.
>>220569076I mean it's not very good but I doubt it's the worst song, Eurovision songs are mostly shit anyway.
>>220566666recognixed
>>220567188Germany did that and it got a really bad score.
>>220566048I just assumed we sent drag acts every year. "Royaume-Uni: nul point" is a meme at this point
>>220566352Holy fucking based Father Ted fans.
>>220569139Yeah but all the other second place finishes were before the year 2000. We've barely made it in the top ten for a few decades now. I mean with ben pretty shit for a few decades
Romania had one of the worst songs
>>220566048Are there no longer barber shops in Bongland? This lad is 40 something and embarrassing his whole family.
>>220566048The song was something you would hear on a children’s tv show not at Eurovision. It wasn’t too bad just too british
>>220569552But enough about the winner.
>>220569118they don't get to kill people (lol british "people") and rape women and then have the police side with them on the matter and arrest anyone who complains about them doing that in pakistan.brother, a pajeet stabbed a british person and he called the police that he was stabbed and all the pajeet had to say was "he was doing a racism to me" and the cops cuffed the white person WHO CALLED THE POLICE and let him drown in his own blood.
>>220569552That's how most of british music is though.Even stuff like The Smiths could easily be paired up with some funny puppet walking around a toy town.
>>220569710SILENCE
Rikki is and will forever be the best UK entry. He told me Wogan sabotaged him because he's Scottish.
https://youtu.be/z_U1SAGx3DkEurope has lost its way.
>>220569629That was a Jeet. There's a distinction.
>>220569887it don't matter the British government hates it's native population since it's creation it's just so absurd right now that it's funny
>>220566048it was fucking embarrassing especially because he was singing in german. I thought you guys hated germany? can't stand eurovision
>>220567415>we invented diaperpoopNot something to brag about.
oh cool another anti uk propaganda thread from people who believe every story put in front of them
>>220566258
can somebody enlighten me as to how these acts get chosen because was that really the best the UK and Greece could offer? A few others were really shit but those stood out as embarrassing
>>220569167t. brown
>>220569629>lol british "people"XDHave an upvote my friend
>>220566987>maybe 40 years ago bestie40 years ago Star Trekkin was dominating their charts. Their pop music scene wasn't doing shit 40 years ago either.
>>220566352Finally a good fucking post
>>220570186
>>220566987My compliments to the surgeon that she can still move her face that much
>>220566048Brits are something else
The commonwealth is just so gay at this point, I say that as an Australian. We are just such pathetic cucks. I still think the gay ranking is as so:>Canada (gayest)>New Zealand>UK >Aus
>>220570186>England beating France
>>220570340Since you're Australian I figure the ranking is upside down, so you're the gayest, right?
>>220570442Funny but it shows how brown and illiterate you are
>>220570286what the fuck is going on there?
>>220566668This guy is spot-on. My country still insists on sending somewhat traditional/normal acts when most of the others tend to go full homo with it. We're also one of the few who sing in our own language instead of English, another huge handicap. I also find it funny how we always give Spain plenty of points and they barely give us anything, which says it all about how they don't give a shit about us lol
>>220570963I'm from Portugal btw kek forgot to mention that
>>220570286>>220570564The annual Atherstone Ball GameBut fuck knows
>>220568364That was a fluke. Get your facts straight. They end up near the bottom almost every year, same as Spain. Both of those tend to send in the most vanilla forgettable corny shit possible, for some reason. Probably so they don't run the risk of having to host that shit the following year
>>220567535Kek
>>220570186you wish cunt>>220570247can this fat cunt afford to come to the USA to watch his shit ball team?
>>220566668sure thing hugo
>>220566048love this lad's work but the song was bad. but then again, so was the winning song, voting is always bullshit.surprised at germany this yearhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Fk0KCF5lsY
>>220571373lol
>>220571373>so was the winning songBANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA
>>220567022>Also what the fuck is Eurovision?
>>220566048>with Ukraine's jury saving himDid he play the piano with his penis?
>>220572185In a manner of speaking
Does eurovision run for several weeks, or did they not do the finale for mothers day this year?
>>220572314Bongs really sent the most dysgenic guy with down syndrome they could find didn't they? Humiliation ritual.
>>220572411this guy is an electronic genius, he does insane electronic instrument assemblies in his youtube, but got dang, all of that unique talent did not translate well into this meme entry
>>220572716It's Eurovision. it's *supposed* to be shit.
>>220569530t. gay faggot
>>220566258>Just two more months until we can see them job at the world cup.It's literally never EVER coming home.
>>220570564there's a vial of jew cum in that building and the anglos are fighting over who gets to drink it
>>220567535bleedin' yanks don't even know nigel the bastard
>>220570286too bad they don't treat muslim rape gangs like that.
>>220566048Don't care, he's awesome and UK's snub was 100% politically motivated. Haven't watched Eurovision since I was a kid, checked out the entries this year because I heard LMNC was the UK entry, all of them were shit. I get not digging the number, but I can't imagine anyone liking fucking BANGARANGA more.
what went wrong?
>>220567106>getting AI to make up a bunch of gibberish names
>>220574178lol
>>220566048Why can't the UK into music anymore?
>>220574303The girl on the bottom left was bracing for it before it even got to 0:02 seconds
>>220574178Bangaranga is absolute banger
>>220566048the song was just too reddit
How do we revitalize the UK? How is it that the entire nation has no talent in pretty much every industry? Did every talented bong migrant to the US or some country in the EU?
>>220566048>eurovisionno jeet slop threads m8
>>220567003>>220566987>>220567056it's all garbage
>>220574972While their music scene has been fucked for ages, this is Eurovision, where if you’re actually trying, you’re just a third world shithole desperately wallowing in the muck of desperation for some modicum of international acclaim.
>>220566048>good song>good performance on scene>no points scoredeurofags are pozzed
europe is destroyed who cares which of your shitholes makes crappy music
>Massacre populations and extract wealth with impunity for hundreds of years>Only way people can get back at us is through a song contest for benders
>>220566330China is a global superpower that pisses in America's mouth every day while you're importing gangrapists and seethe over RussiaThey literally and I mean LITERALLY don't think about the rotting economic zone of "yookay" for even a second of their existence
>>220575239your little girls are getting raped by brown people that you yourself shove into your own deindustrializing "country", wiping your own population, your culture and identitybut hey, at least you posted a picture with a frogthat'll show everyone
>>220572314>>220571910I hate euroPEEans so muchwhy dont they all kill themselves?
Post your favorite non-Moldovan entry of all time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7GWq-GeeD0
>>220575149>>220575149why does will farell look like that?do all irish look like that?
>>220575408wtf is that gay shit, meant to post thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXwgZL4zx9o
>>220566048>Karma is realThen why did Israel finish second?
>>220575430because they couldn't rig the vote hard enough
Ma’am do you see your computer do you see your computers? R you a prostituew??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-OgkNgxm3kUnironically, how far would this get if the US joined one year?
>>220570186>Senegal beats Germany>Morroco beats Spain>England Beats France>Brazil didn't even make the second round
>>220566258babababababab
>>220570186wait, Italy didn't even make it in? what the fuck?
>>220566668I was an exchange student in the US back in 2011 and now in hindsight you could absolutely tell how gay a country was by how excited their students were for this fairy competition.All the Swedes and Danes in our group home got super excited about it weeks in advance and watched it live throughout the day. Norwegians and French joined in but weren't as visibly excited about it. Germans, Finns and Swiss students were split between caring and not giving a fuck.Nowadays we all gay tho
>>220566048I always thought just having like a classical ensamble with a jazzy pop song or aomething would always net you relative high pointsI know winners are usually some quirky faggots, but atleast you dont humiliate yourself as a nation
>>220577036Winner this year was just a catchy, high energy pop song.
>>220566048What's the verdict?
>>220570186is this the power of AI?
>>220574192Everything. Both the jeets are gone now though, Rishi wasn't actually that bad considering his family were practically pro empire nutters. The other jeet had a meltdown in parliment about how there is no scottish culture, and the nog lasted 2 months before being exposed for taking bribes. Everyone else is white now
>>220566515No real musician wants to participate in Eurovision because it's seen as a huge fucking joke and a good way to commit career suicide.
>>220566258Bong here, I love watching us hype them up at every tournament only to fall to the first half-decent team.
>>220566048If karma was real then Israel wouldn't make it past the passport gate.
UK doesn't want to risk having to host next Eurovision because there's nothing to gain from it.
>>220577227yeah, it's always been a campy music circus. the only decent songs to ever come out the Eurovision Festival were by ABBA in the '70s and by some french female singers in the '60s
>>220569076>juden raus in da hauswhat was he thinking
UK is full of browns stabbing white people. I don't think they care too much about this stuff. Or at least they should not.
lol i distinclty remember by the mid 00's it was starting to get too much for poor old Terry Wogan, he could barely contain his seethe at bands like Lordi winning and the uk sending in successive dud's. That he lived to see Conchita Wurst win it and knowing that he got buttmad about it owns.
Sexo won
>>220574303Based big booba Stacy.
>>220567535I actually do know who Robbie Williams is because there was a movie last year that made something of a splash. I didn't see it but he's a monkey.
>>220577777I would Banga her rangas if you know what I mean.
>>220575446I think the rig went exactly as intended. Smart enough that winning would be too blatant, second place gives plausible deniability because they can say “well if we rigged it why didn’t we just win?”
>>220577777
>>220577777BLESSED DIGITSBLESSED BOOBS
>>220567643Absent due to mental trorture tests.
bulgaria has nothing to do with jamaica, don't like this negrofication of european culture where these women get ghetto lips and shake their bodies like an animal. leave that to the blackamoors
>w-we didn't want to win anyway!nice cope
>>220577227It isn’t 2004 anymore. People love spectacles more than ever these days and multiple artists have gotten a big career boost from eurovision in recent years.
Genuine question, why do countries send some random jobbers nobody eve heard of? I'm not saying they should have sent Ed Sheeran or something but I think the only contender from the entire history of Eurovision I'm actually familiar with was ABBA and that's massive contrast between them and the rest.
>>220577857 He's literally me
>>220567131none of them are british
>>220574972>haken>porcupine tree>dominic sandersonThey're still in the top 2 countries out there when it comes to quality music.
phoooar twas a roit propah performance tha'them con'i'nen'uls 'ave no respect fer the beau'ee o' the engurlish languigeput a donk on eeet
oh it's gonna last much longer than just a century limeys
>>220577269The penalty kicks where they put those 3 young black dudes on it and every single one of them failed was hilarious
>>220575407We can't laugh at you if we're dead
Boobaranga winning with a basic pop earworm and no showmanship just goes to show how weak the competition was this year.
>>220577915Well Abba got famous because of eurovision. Plus it has to be an all new song and they'd have to fit it into their tour schedule. They have established artists or bands but usually it's the small ones that plan around it hoping to get famous because it doesnt really pay well even if you win. Sheeran would make way more money doing a regular concert and he doesn't need the media exposure
>>220572314I mean looks a bit gay but looks fine on mute
>>220578067wow so the famous Eurovision is nothing but a shitty talent show just one Simon Cowell short of X Factor, got it
>>220578199Now you’re starting to get it, my american friend.
>>220577597>some french female singersFrance Gall is not some rando lol
>>220577915Established artists have nothing to gain and everything to lose
>>220568364We got 2nd that year because we supported Ukraine significantly at the start of the war. Note Ukraine themselves actually won that year.It’s all completely political
>>220578515>Supports genocide of Ukranian men>Is rewarded with second place in Eurovision
They should do Amerivision and have each of the 50 states and also puerto rico send someone it'd blow eurovision out of the water.
Eurovision or any song contest doesn't matter when modern pop music so fucking gay.
>>220578199They get mainstream artists every now and then and not people off the street but pretty much. It's just for fun really.
>>220578672Joost was pretty cool.
>>220578601I dont think mumble rap would win
>>220570186No way we're beating France lmao
>>220566668True but more so it's just femoid degeneracy. So many songs are just scantily-dressed whores twerking and singing how much they're a bad bitch who's ridden the cock carousel daily for years.
>>220569532they're all run by turkish gangs for money laundering
>>220566048EU is more popular than ever. You guys thought that rest of europe would just forget about Brexit?
>>220578772B-but it's about the music
>>220566390he is colin furze we have at home
>>220578477she's the first that comes to mind, but there were probably a few others.France had some great songwriters back then, starting obviously with Gainsbourg.Italy too, but Eurovision has always been secondary there compared to Festival di Sanremo.
22nd place in 2010 is better than first place now.
>>220574303For me, it's the genderless blondie.
>>220566048I don't know who this is was I supposed to
>>220566048shouldn't have done brexit
>>220578601They tried this in 2022. Nobody watched
>>220574303>pretending like the Israelis have a chance when the big bob girl has almost twice the voteslol
>>220566048Not really Karma. Unlike many other countries, the UK is not part of a voting block, so they cannot afford to send mediocre joke entries. Greece's entry wasn't all that different, and they made it to P10. But Greece has Cyprus and less of a stigma.>>220575430>Then why did Israel finish second?Diaspora votes, mostly, and a massive campaign to mobilize them. Technically not vote rigging, but very much against the spirit of the rules, even stepping outside the grey area at times.>>220577076>What's the verdict?Typical midfield song, above-midfield-tier performance. But of course that's not enough for a German entry, for the same reasons as with the UK. Had Ukraine sent this, it would probably have competed for the win.>>220577693Unironically the best performance of the evening by far. That's what made the difference, not the song itself.
>>220579347Hey, mossad put in some hard work to get them that many viewer votes
That's the point of UK performance, they always intentionally aim for the last place.
>>220576990Third time in a row, they never make it in anymore.They lost the qualification final against the mighty...North Macedonia.
We sent this guy to eurovision? Lmao. I don't watch that garbage because I'm not retarded, but I do occasionally watch his videos because he's pretty good at tedious long form soldering jobs no sane man would ever attempt, like rewiring an organ to play MIDI.That said, what the fuck does he know about music? He's a fucking synth guy who can't sing or play an instrument and half his shit is just fart noises.
>>220566048I love Eurovision because it's an annual remember that the core European identity is one of glamorous mincing faggotry.
>>220579989>glamorous mincing faggotryEurovision has 40 to 50 years of completely non-gay history. And only 20 to 30 years of it being coopted by the LGBT movement for some reason nobody really gets (probably going back in some ways to Dana International - an early instance of Israeli "gaywashing").Besides, even in those last 20 years, cute girls can still win: Lena, Emmelie de Forest, this year's Dara.And sometimes we even get something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ920cN2HmA
>>220580157>for some reason nobody really getsPop music is dominated by women and fags. That's why.
>>220577625They threw the match
>>220579651Macedonia was 2022, it was Bosnia this year.
>>220568364We came second because the winner hosts the show the following year.They gave the contest to Ukraine that year and they couldn't host it so we got to host the show because we came second.Nobody wants to host the show because it's expensive. Glad I could clear that up for you, it's completely political.
>european politics are about the winner of a shitty talent show
>>220581062The other way around, actually. And, really, it's mostly middle-eastern politics nowadays.
>>220578574Who exactly would be genociding Ukrainian men? Themselves? >inb4 a country should just roll over to a foreign power so they don’t die in warWho the fuck is killing them in war, dipshit?
>>220581614Those giving them unlimited funds to fight a war of attrition
>>220581744And not the people invading them, gotcha.
>>220581744So why doesn’t Russia just stop killing them if they care so much about the Ukrainian people?
I knew to steer clear of eurovision when i found out the hosts of my countries broadcast were the same hosts of the gay and lesbian mardi gras.
>>220566048What did he do to deserve this? Lmao
>>220566048>Be UK>Give money to every country in Europe whenever they want it>Give so much aid to the Ukraine that your own country ends up suffering>Still can't win over the Eurovision shittersUnironically why doesn't the UK just vote rig? Israel does it every year.
>>220570186>Scotland jobbing to JapanYou know what? I see it. I'm surprised they qualified even with all the Scot-Nigerian guys
>>220578574Ukraine turned from a corrupt, backwards, farming state (agrarian) economy, to sophisticated factories, learning all the advanced weaponry, considered now to be the #3 military in the world. The mass death is sad but the result was to make Ukraine go from African level corruption and Naziism to worthy of European acceptance by the EUs own laws.This doesn't happen without the war.
>>220582149based Russia, fixing the world by being so garbage they forced everyone else to improve.
>>220582149>considered now to be the #3 military in the world.To be fair, they got most of that gifted for free. Hard to imagine that they'll be able to keep that standard once the war is over. Ideally, they shouldn't need to.
>>220575239Britain didn't massacre anyone who didn't have it coming except maybe some Irish (by nicking their food to feed British soldiers during a famine). It was by far the most benevolent empire the world has ever or will ever seen. We ended the slave trade and brought the world into the modern era. These people would be eating gruel by candlelight after a long day of slaving in a field if not for Britain.The reason they try to shit on us online all the time is envy, and the chance to get a fleeting moment of attention from a vastly superior being.
>>220582293>These people would be eating gruel by candlelightStill better than eating fish and chips by the flickering TV light while Downton Abbey's on.
>>220581969The Anglo is unique in Europe as the only non-duplicitous people. Just the Germans and the English.>Irish?Duplicitous>French?Duplicitous>Romanians?Duplicitous>Italians?Duplicitous>Poles?Duplicitous I could go on.The British in particular have always had a unique sense of fair play that the rest of the world doesn’t share. It’s why we literally wrote the treaty on international human rights and had to force you fuckers to sign it. And still the savages defame the character of the UK>you gave us smallpox blankets!We didn’t. We offered you charity in a time where no one really understood disease, least of all your people>you made up lies about us practicing human sacrifice!Your own art depicts you doing it>you partitioned our country and now we hate each other!Whose fault is it you hate each other? If you were all such good friends you could unite your countries at any time, curiously you don’t.It’s tough being British
>>220577650This. No British person I know has even mentioned Eurovision, before it or afterwards. When you're on your deathbed you don't really care about the zesty foreign cunt who shows up and spits on you.
>>220581880I'm not going to get into a discussion with you if you only have a propaganda-level understanding of the situation.
>>220580200It's all fixed anyway.
>>220582149The exact opposite happened. Ukraine was part of the industrial heartland of the USSR, it built the biggest airplane in history. Now most of Ukraine's economy anr industry is in tatters, suffering from drone and missile strikes and the energy blackouts they cause, 5.7 million Ukrainians fled abroad. And Zelenskyy's and his oligarch buddies are all corrupt, every month one of them takes the fall and gets arrested for corruption to appease the EU's anti corruption agencies.
>>220577777man, stacies really took a hit.it's supposed to mean someone who is naturally beautiful.
>>220566515it's because eurovision isn't a real contest, it yuro circlejerk. the uk is just all fucked up in the head because they want so badly to be continentals and they never will be
>Eins, Zwei, DreiWhy would the UK send a German song?
>>220582795www.thatsthejoke.co.uk/quirkychungus.html
>>22057860150 states and also israel
>>220582740>part of the industrial heartland of the USSRYes, just like anon said: A corrupt backwards farming state economy.
>>220578993How did this song not do better? People made the sax guy a meme, but the whole song is very catchy and just the type of song that used to win.
>>220582870That was able to build the largest military in the world, send probes to other planets, build the first spacestation(something that the US couldn't do until it started the ISS when the reemerged Russia)?
Another year another round of intoid and poltard seethe about the eurovision
>>220567535Being a celebrity in britain is on the same level of popularity having a semi-popular lemonade stand in the US, no one fucking cares you snaggle tooth faggots.
>>220567131dont forget dua lipa and rita ora!
>>220582914>able to build the largest military in the world, send probes to other planets, build the first spacestationYeah. And going bankrupt in the process. Great Job, Stalin!
>>220566987we have a top tier metal scene, still very influential in pop 2nd biggest music exporters in the world
>>220566048Why the fuck is it a song with german lyrics for the UK entry? And why the fuck is no cunt pointing this out anywhere.
>>220583316It's not a song with German lyrics. It's a song with exactly three German words that also make up the title.And not the first to use those exact words in a non-German song either:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfjHJneVonE
>>220566048am i supposed to know who this cumskin is
>>220583434No. Eurovision contestants are either literally whos or previous contestants.
>>220583434You sound a little jealous
>>220582293Technically, the rich Irish took the food, and sold it to the English.It was more just capitalism in action, than it was some pointed attempt at genocide.
>>220583434kill yourself brownoid
>>220566668>>220566048Also, can we just say that there is no fucking talent in Europe? Or the USA for that matter.It's not just the faggotry, it's not just a cringe. Eurovision is basically a song-contest, and in theory a country can just hire an artist to represent them, without any overt national motifs. Now this was always a weird technicality, since what exactly makes it "Europen" if in principal it can be totally devoid of any national or cultural identity, but if push goes to shove maybe it could allow musical talent that's just really fucking good, but wouldn't fit a "traditional" cultural category.But we don't have that.MAYBE, just MAYBE Germany could wheel out old Rammstein in their grandpa wheelchairs, to put on a decent show. Or the UK could dig around for one of their last remaining talents. But honestly who is an unironically good big name in music nowadays, and not an absolute astroturfed algo-boosted plant?
>>220583590who gives a shit, the irish have proved they deserved what they got
UK's entries have to be extremely good to get any points.If we enter anything mediocre or just middle of the board, it'll get zero.We have to battle against a lot of seethe that many other countries don't have to deal with.
>>220582293Why are the British such soft-skinned bitches when it comes to admitting they ever did anything wrong? I think the only competition they get in that regard are Turks and Americans. They will look you dead in the eye and say that cutting a dude's dick off while disemboweling him or tying him to a cannon before firing are the actions of a merciful overlord.
>>220566048meme song finland : 250 pointsmeme song rest of europe : 50-100 pointsmeme song uk : 0-3 points
>289 repliesholy brown thirdie seethe
>>220566048Why didn't Starmer just ask his Israeli handlers to rig the vote a bit?
>>220583982the british literally spend all of their time committing ritual seppuku over being colonisers, and it's fucking retarded. they singlehandedly invented and enforced the abolition of slavery across the world. they should have just been tyrants, thirdies don't understand anything but power
>>220566048isn't that the dad's google history chick?
>>220584116>they singlehandedly invented and enforced the abolition of slavery across the worldLmao, after profiting enormously off it with navigation acts and the Royal African Company. As a matter of fact, without the British the Transatlantic Slave Trade could never have become the behemoth it did. Not to mention they "abolished" it by leveraging serfs that were slaves in all but name and handsomely paying off the former slave owners with the Slave Compensation Act of 1833 while giving the former slaves fucking nothing.> they should have just been tyrantsThey were, unequivocally, in many places. Not many other ways you could explain things like the lost generations, the Tasmania black war, the detention camps built after the Mau Mau Rebellion, and so on.Don't feel guilty about something you didn't do, but don't insult people's intelligence by pretending the bad thing never happened in the first place. It makes both of us look like retards.
>>220584253>after profiting enormously off itso what? dead serious, what is the relevance of this argument? nobody else killed slavery. nobody else was going to kill slavery. only the British Empire.
>>220584270>"What's the problem of being one of the biggest slavers to ever exist and only cashing out when we stood to benefit?">"Also we're still using slaves we just call them serfs, we're just using this as an excuse to board random foreign ships for "inspection" to tighten our stranglehold on the Atlantic".t. The most moral empire in history.
>>220584515you know what would still be around without the british?slavery
>>220570286>>220570564A lil bi' o' ban'er
>>220584540Sure. If by "around" you mean in some shitholes in Africa and Southern Asia. The British Empire was what spread that shit around the globe in the first place.
>>220583700>Or the UK could dig around for one of their last remaining talents.Anyone actually famous or with a career that is substantial just views it beneath them. Someone like Adele or Ed Sheeran several years back at their peak of popularity for example would just be too big for Eurovision. Eurovision, at least in the UK, is seen too much of a joke, with accusations it is all political being common held view.
>>220566352PLAY THE FUCKING NOTE!
>>220585422Barely any country sends their big stars. Smaller ones, like San Marino or Malta, sure, but their "stars" are usually worse than the literal-whos the rest send.
>>220583161tv currently has a busier eurovision thread than both
>>220585508
>>220583590NOOOOOOOO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, THEY WEREN'T ACTUALLY IRISH DESPITE HAVING BEEN THREE GENERATIONS BORN IN IRELAND, THEY WERE ACTUALLY BRITISH EVEN THOUGH THEIR ANCESTORS WEREN'T FROM THERE EITHER THEY WERE FROM NORMANDY
>>220584905>The British empire is actually responsible for slavery Is this a joke? Is that what they teach in "colleges" these days? Read about the Aztecs. The Mongols. The Romans. The Ottomans. I could go on all day.Name one nation from history, from anywhere on earth, that you'd prefer showing up on your doorstep with massively superior firepower. What am I saying, you probably think the Maori and Commanche tribe were a bunch of peace-loving hippies.I know you don't appreciate civilisation because you're a sheltered kid, but you're welcome.
>>220585807>responsible for slaveryLearn to read, brainlet.
>>220585815It's ok to admit you were wrong, anon. Pithy replies won't mask your seething.
>>220585815So what did you mean by this:>>220584905>The British Empire was what spread that shit around the globe in the first place.You might hate speaking English but that's no reason to pretend you can't.
>>220566928https://youtu.be/2v7C7OAWP4cI've seen some of his stuff in YouTube, he does a lot of musical and even technical stuff with modular synthesizers. Had no idea he was on Eurovision (I'm a Burger) until the other day, watched his performance and thought it was fine, at least it was better than the literal, and I do mean literal, UNGA BUNGA shit that won. But guess what, said singer was brown, so of course she won.
>>220571910Saar
>>220585815>>220585901Spreading something is not the same as being responsible for it in the first place. You need to be really fucking stupid to read "X went to a place, took Y and then distributed it" and think that means "X invented the whole concept of Y, that had never been done before, and implemented it on his own".Who the fuck cares about slaves in Rome or the Aztecs when we discuss the fucking British Empire? Why bring up a context that had at that point ceased to be completely, including any slavery that happened there? Of course Britain neither spread that, nor ended it. But Britain did pick it up from Africa and India, and imported it. Long before deciding to end it. And you morons didn't even dispute that, because it cannot be disputed with reason. Instead you went with strawmen and whataboutism.
>>220586347Meant for >>220585836 as well.
>>220582598The propaganda being that the country that invades another country and shoots the people who live there is more responsible for those people dying than the people’s choice to defend themselves???
>>220586347Bizarre form of backpedaling where you admit you were speaking nonsense and get angry at people for taking you seriously. You should know your goal-post moving is also nonsensical and ahistorical: the only place that didn't have slavery pre-British or European contact was Australia, and even there is hard to say for certain since there's no historical records to completely verify. Slavery is not some unique sin spread by colonialism: it is a natural by-product of human nature and has occurred most everywhere there's enough population to support it.
>>220586347Saying a nation spread something around the world in the first place implies you think they're responsible for at least some of it. Stop being pedantic.Your complaint about the British empire is that it wasn't perfect at all times. Nobody said it was. But it was better than any other empire, so why pick the best empire to cry about (even though it benefited the lives of billions and was overwhelmingly a force for good)?It's because the British are one of the few peoples who actually care about being a force for good in the world, and won't just laugh and say "yes we slaughtered and enslaved people, cry harder please." So you try to make us feel bad because that might make you feel good. What does that say about you and the rest of the "white man bad" fake victim scumbags?
>>220583982>why don’t the British accept the bullshit we make up about them?The British Empire was quite literally the most humane and generous empire in all of history.Just think about slavery alone. In all the hundreds of thousands of years of human history, slavery was the norm. Every empire on the face of the planet would capture entire families and sell them into slavery. But thanks to British exceptionalism in establishing the Industrial Revolution, for the first time on the planet slaves were no longer necessary, but Britain didn’t just satisfy itself with not allowing slaves in Britain, the Empire went around the fucking world intercepting slave ships and imposing anti-slavery laws on backwards savages.What a milestone of humanity. For that alone you fuckers should be grateful. And that’s without going into all the fucking infrastructure and education Britain provided to countries that often hadn’t even discovered the fucking wheel.
>>220586691>backpedalingHoly shit. You must be a fucking idiot.I wrote "spread" from the very beginning. You brought in "muzh responsible for". Kindly fuck off, you dishonest piece of trash.>>220586709>for at least some of itSure. They're absolutely responsible for all cases that happened in the British Empire that hadn't already have slavery before they arrived there. Who else would be if not them?>Your complaint about the British empire is that it wasn't perfect at all times.I did not. I just stated that they wouldn't have needed to end it if they hadn't spread/adopted it.
>>220586347Africans were already enslaving Africans. In fact they still fucking do it today. Who do you think sold the slaves in Africa? Other Africans >Who the fuck cares about slaves in Rome or the Aztecs when we discuss the fucking British Empire? If you weren’t so low IQ, you’d care because the trans-Atlantic slave trade wasn’t the biggest slave operation, the Ottomans practised slavery for far long and transported more slaves than the entire trans-Atlantic slave trade.Youre not angry about that because they castrated the men and so there are no descendants of those people to get all uppity and demand reparations.
>>220586787I point you back to >>220585836. Your flailing fools noone
>>220586787>all cases that happened in the British Empire that hadn't already have slavery before they arrived thereLike who? The British bought slaves, they never rounded people up and put chains on them. The closest they did to this was navy recruitment in Britain, with British people.
>>220586610Do the people have a choice? Can they vote for a new president? Can the men say no to the conscription squads?
>>220586811>Africans were already enslaving Africans.What about "Britain picked it up in Africa and spread it" don't you understand? No one ever said they were "muh responsible" for slavery IN Africa, you illiterate imbecile.>the OttomansHave, once again, nothing to do with Britain and with how Britain handled slavery.
>>220567535Ronnie Pickering
>>220586838>The British bought slavesExactly. And they kept them as slaves, in other parts of the world. That means they're responsible for spreading slavery to those parts. They're responsible for participating in it and profiting from it.You cannot just applaud yourself for ending something and not recognise the part you played in it.
>>220586859>Sure, everyone else was worse, but we're not talking about the people who actually enslaved people. Were talking about the people who ended slavery. They didn't do it quick enough so THEY'RE the bad guys of history.
>>220586904The British are one of the few who apologise for slavery, even though the only thing that makes the British empire different from others is that they ended it.But you can claim they didn't do it quickly enough, and some Brits will feel bad and maybe offer you reparations. So you pick on the Brits. That's the only reason. You're absolute scum.
>>220582352downton abbey hasnt been on in a few years barring the films
>>220583434he is a youtuber apparently
>>220587030>But you can claim they didn't do it quickly enough,No. I'm just telling you what they did. No judgement at all. You're the one who seems emotionally invested in this. I am not.Reminder that I initially replied to a braindead post that stated that without Britain "slavery would still exist", noting that slavery only existed in very specific regions before Britain came along. Somehow you guys got really agitated over facts.
>>220587161>slavery only existed in very specific regions before Britain came along. Because it didn't. Your entire argument is based on nonsense: slavery has been a verifiable part of almost every culture on earth long before Britain existed.
>>220587161>I'm just telling you what they did. No judgement at all.No mention of the fact that they didn't put chains on people, but only bought slaves, and eventually freed them. Which makes them far, far better than any empire before them. You pick the British (for no reason) and zoom right in on the time they didn't free their slaves immediately and go around the world freeing other slaves, and call them bad guys.You can only pretend they're baddies by ignoring so much context that it sort of looks like you're actually just full of shit. Which you are.
isn't eurovision basically aimed to eastern europeans and the middle east? kinda like European basketball.
