Review embargo lifts on May 19 at 6am PT/9am ET. I'm curious how it will hold, you?
>wait wasn't this already released>google fu>no it was just released for special critics in the secret squirrel clubwell that's fucking gayi probably wasn't going to watch it anyway but out of spite i definitely won't now
If this gets anything below mixed reviews this thing is going to bomb hard because the economy is such shit
>>220597253I don't expect it to cross 300mln.Might even fail 200mln if it's forgetable kind of bad
>>220597253How many hours is that from now?
probably the only movie that is able to compete directly with Michael, expect a swift, cool 1 billy
Why does /tv/ still care about critics reviews?>>220597304I think it will get reviews like lilo and stitch and that made $1 billion, I don't see hoe the economy will affect it because it wasn't much better last year and we still had hits.
>>220597338Gas wasnt 5 dollars a gallon last year.
>>220597253I'm calling 10/10 across the board and 2 Billy BO
>>220597423And who do I blame for that? HuhIf the movie is a fun time it will do very well, people need a fun time to forget about bad stuff happening, thats why avatar movies made so much money because they came after economic disasters
>>220597253I will watch Critical Drinker and Nerdrotic shit on it instead of watching the movie.
>>220597332>TV show turned movie with homework baggage and being part of a damaged brand VS Biopic of the most famous person to ever live after Jesus
>>220597492What if critcal drinker likes it?
>>220597253>I'm curious how it will hold, you?...Yep, I'm also curious. ...Uhh I guess we'll see. ...Uhh. You uhh, you see that thing on the news? The two planes hit each other. Looked funny, huh? Anyway... All right
>>220597253Reminder all nu wars is faggot
>>220597664Prequels still suck tho
>>220597562Then he'll go on a 72 hour rage filled continuous sperg out like he did for the new mortal kombat movie, spending every waking moment slandering it for being woke and girlboss shit when even drinker said it wasn't
>>220597522>homework baggageI hadn't even thought about that. All the people who could spontaneously decide they're in a mood to forgive 'Star Wars', will get inspired to rush out and see it, and then realize they can't, because they haven't watched some disney plus series and don't have disney plus and aren't fucking getting it either. So the possible audience for this is only the portion of people who have disney plus AND watched Mandalorian AND watched enough of it to feel up to date with its plot AND liked it. This shit is going to do Solo numbers even if the reviews are hot
>>220597712Apparently you don't need to watch the show to understand the movie, its more to bring in new fans
>>220597253Still watching.
>>220597712>homeworkI don't believe you have never before heard this catchphrase, given the dumbest people on the internet have been parroting it back and forth for months now. If you can't follow the level of storytelling in a star wars movie you shouldn't be allowed to live on your own.
>>2205973182 hours and half from now
>>220597730this can be weird in tv series movies. i didn't like in the xfiles movie how they dialogue at the start for establishing their character traits and relationships. felt weird to watch if you saw the show already, like your old friend saying 'hi, nice to meet you'
>>220597712bait used to be believable nothing happens in those series so why would that stop you from enjoying a longer more cinematic adventure, if they went with a full origin story type template you would complain everyone already knew who they were and they wasted precious time in the movie for pointless exposition, blow your fucking brains out and rid us of your mindless shitty contrarianism, you miserable trolling tardfaggot
>>220597253I saw it yesterday, AMAMovie is actually simple to follow and there's no need to watch previous stuff, even Grogu's story is ignored, like his origins are no mentioned at all, Filoni makes like 3 cameos in the film.I guess a 6.5/10
>>220597832Faggot
>>220597338Nigger this shit isn’t Lilo and Stitch just because there’s a big character and a small character. Little girls don’t like Star Wars
>>220597832Is there even a fucking main plot or is it raeally just side quests for 3 hours?
>>220597864No one likes nu wars
>>220597819>nothing happens in those series so And people know that? Potential audience who haven't engaged with Disney-tv-wars at all, just know that the series had nothing in it that matters for its own movie?
>>220597867>Is there even a fucking main plot or is it raeally just side quests for 3 hours?Kinda yes and yesMovie follows Mando on hunting imperial warlords and the warlords put bounty on him because he is too effective at killing them, the twins from book of boba fett are interested in that and plan to kill Mando and their enemey, the Hutt heir Rotta at the same time. The final battle is on nal hutta and the twins are defeated and rotta becomes the new leader of hutts with the help of mando. All of this plot works in a more videogame cutscene way. I never explained mocies that I watched before so I'm sorry if its sounding nad
>>220597864From the clips I've seen of this eg the trailers of the show and movie, it involves heavy use of the dynamic of lilo and stich
If they know the reviews will be good they don't embargo them. Why would they want to silence all that good marketing?
>>220597253I’m not curious because I don’t watch Disney filth. This isn’t Star Wars. You’re part of the problem. Good day sir.
>>220597927Sounds like some Vince Gilliganshit.
>>220597832> Filoni makes like 3 cameos in the film.lol i believe itwhat a pissed-pants goober
Pretty high desu
>>220597253All influencers praising it keep saying the same lines like "it's fun" or "it's a ride," and a lot the other impressions saying how it feels like it's just an extra long episode. Don't think I've seen anyone outright say it's good, or that the action scenes are unique or interesting. I can't imagine it'll actually review well. And even if it's a lot cheaper to make than previous Star Wars films, I'd be surprised if it managed to make a more solid profit. For all the advertising, I don't see much in the way of people actually being excited for it.
>>220597338>>220597864>>220597934Apparently that's what they expect from the movie. They're not treating as a big comeback (that's what the Gosling movie is being crafted to be), but just a family film. Notice how the marketing hasn't really shown any plot or spectacle and instead is mainly just "Grogu doing cute thing". Literally all Disney wants from this is not to bomb AND drives plush sales to the roof like Stitch did last year.
>>220597914nothing happens, means nothing on a grand scale with the highest stakes possible, which I've seen people complain about when it comes to the live action series, this fucking franchise is such a magnet for contrarian faggot trolls because it's not just about star wars but western media as a whole and a lot of you faggots see it as a way to culturally subvert the west to try and destroy western countries from within since your militaries suck so much fucking ass
>>220597949But all studios embargo the reviews, they do it because they dont want spoilers to be out too soon before the movie comes out
>>220597994They really haven't learned from all the>it's revolutionary>it broke new ground>it subverts expectationsstyle meaningless platitudes, have they? Just give them a catchphrase or two to repeat as part of the press junket. Pathetic.
>>2205972531 hour left
>>220597253G A P E D by BIG plumber cock and BIG heehee cock
Here's the 12:01AM IMAX session that started 10 mins ago at my local kinoplexNot that great.And I see it's M rated so kids can't watch it alone? Is that just my commie shithole nanny state or is that how it's rated everywhere else?
>>220598828Wtf? Movie is pg13 everywhere.... where do you live???
>>220598878 new zealand
>>220598828I would say who the fuck is watching a movie at midnight on tuesday night anyway, but i guess in any year before 2018, for a *star wars movie premiere*, the answer would be 'a lot of people'
>>220597253The last two digits of my post will represent its rotten tomato score with critics.
>>220598662Both from Universal too
>>220597492Don't forget to watch The Quartering too.
>>220599128Nooooo, its mine actually
>6/10>3/5>3/5>2.5/4>B>3/5>5/10>7/10>3/5>7.5/10>2/5
>its badOh no
>>220599541Its over
>only cherrypicks the bad reviews instead of posting all the positive onesWhy is /tv/ like this?
>53% on RTYikes, maybe it truly is over
>>220599541>>220599592>>220599611post their reviews of The Last Jedi now
>>220599644The "positive" ones are largely indifferent. Nobody really seems to have anything good to say about it other than it exists.
I would rather watch He-man
>>220599644>all the positive onesMay we see them?
>>220599690I think he man will review the best out of the summer films
>>220599644>>220599687Here are your positive reviews, bro>Uh, the stuntment did good>Bare minimum
>>220599644Why are YOU like THAT?
I have seen it and it is literally random Mando episode but in cinema. Utterly pointless.
>The Mandalorian and Grogu is all about delivering action, action, action, and that’s a good thing for this particular franchise…this lively, breathless adventure is enough to revive memories of why many fell in love with Star Wars in the first place….Sounds like KINO is back to me boys
>>220599644>>220599687>>220599710
Professional critics loved The Last Jedi and that didn't feel like Star Wars at all, these subhumans don't have worthy opinions
>star wars is for kids againAnd thats bad because?
>b-movie originswhat the fuck is this nigger smoking?
Yeedbros...Nazi white supremacist trump voting russian CHUD trolls are laughing at us!!
i an NOT watching this
>>220599739>breathless adventureDid he mean "breathtaking adventure?"
>>220599687>three good enough TV episodes>C+>fresh?>fails to feel like a Star Wars movie>freshStupid fucking website.>>220599644> posting all the positive onesThe positive ones are saying "it could have been worse" and is mediocre mush for babies. Wow what an endorsement.
>>220599751They were expecting some sort of character essay in how baby yoda was a jeet and how they need white supremacy because muh joos
>>220599687>>220599710>>220599739>>220599757>red tomato>"it sucks"
REMINDER!Lilo and Stitch remake opened the same with 58% on RT and finished at 79%, probably the same for this movie. From sounds of it , it will do well with families and kids and thats VERY good for the franchise.Also what >>220599746 said
You need like 200 hours of viewing FiloniWars to even know what the fuck is even going on
>>220597317>mln
>>220599766Russkies like 40K more than Star Wars.
Sounds like a fun time for the whole fsmily and a TRUE star wars film like the original trilogy.I expect $200 million opening weekend worldwide and $800-$1 billion finish. Screencap this.Also, remembee the Michael reviews? That film made like what? $800 million now? MANDO will be a HIT.
>>220599815complaining there's too much star wars media, if only
>>220599784>>220599795You'll like this one
>>220599836Hey now, Kev. It's obvious a really bad movie but Star Wars as a whole isn't that bad.
>>220599841Ironic shillposting is still shillposting.
>>220599541>>220599592>>220599611>>220599836Ok, now post their reviews for The Last Jedi (I bet all of the Mando bad reviewerss are fresh for The Last Jedi)
>>220599836The UK, he's only upset there's not enough muslims murder stabbing whites and raping children, star wars was never going to appeal to his kind
Is Goose now the LAST HOPE for the franchise?
I'm going to the theater right now, just to spite rian johnson
Critics are just raping this movie
WE ARE SO BACK
>Today I will remind them
>>220599908I remember when Matt Smith was supposed to be Sheev in a young clone body.
>>220599980All pro critics shall hang
Not great... not terrible
Star Wars Explained has turned off the comments in his review and has said that the film is “fine”. It’s not good if one of his main points in his review is “We still have Starfighter to look forward to next year.”That’s damning especially seeing as how Lucasfilm went out of their way to butter him up at the premiere.
>>220600017>Star Wars ExplainedIsn't he a literal cuck?
Yeah, I'm waiting for audience score on this one...
>>220600029What? I don't know anything about that, what happened?
>>220600017Obviously the mouse shills are working overtime behind the scenes to prison the perception in the hopes of saving Kathy's legacy by tearing down her replacements through shallow unfair criticisms
>>220597253Saw it last night. Is it safe? Yes. Are there too many action scenes? Yes. But was it a lot of fun and a good time with a packed crowd? Hell yeah. And it’s Star Wars on the big screen. Plus, the film as a whole is like an EU fever dream that you’d never have thought would be a thing ten years ago.No complaints from me, overall.
Why is this not straight to Disney+? The fuck were they thinking
>>220599980SW was to big to fail back then
>>220599943>10/10 it was okay
>>220599865In the interest of fairness, you're not compeletely wrong. Though most turned on the franchise by Rise of Skywalker.It's worth noting a lot of people don't even have reviews dating back to 2017. Either they had no major outlet, or were secondary editors reviewing lesser-known movies.Pic related though is fucking hilarious. His pull quotes are amazing, I spent the last ten minutes scrolling through 'em.
>>220600148>a packed crowd
>>220600148Thanks NYT bot, surely I'll see the movie now
>>220600225There's only two people in this session tomorrow... time to sit right beside them.
>>220597253Some of the bad reviews on RT are just comical. I'm not expecting the movie to be incredible or anything, but many of these critics sound like they've a personal beef with the franchise for the past 20+ years.
>>220597317>mlnWe say Milly round here.
>>220597832>Filoni makes like 3 cameos in the filmof course he fucking does, the arrogant little shit
This is a fucking disaster, is Gus Fring in the movie? Haven't watch the latest seasons
I can already feel it, critics are going to get raped and gaped harder than joker, you can feel their literal contempt through their venomous words, they really wanted another last jedi, can't wait for the audience score to start coming in
Star Wars is in DEEP trouble.This movie is gonna flop so hard.(And yes, I am still going to see this movie).
>>220600341Audience reviews will just be mostly "I don't know what I just paid for, is this a TV show?"
>>220599908Yes until the next bright idea if it flopsApparently, internally they're very happy with Starfighter and annoyed that this shit is ruining the brand further before its release
Low 60s on RT is wild
Filoni crashing and burning Lucasfilm is going to be more funny than Kathy fucking it up
>first movie in 7 years for star wars made by a wh#te male (Filoni and Favreau)>critics immediatly review bomb itReally makes you think, if this was made by Kennedy they would love it
>>220600405It's review bombed because it's a fucking made for TV movie
>>220600376Specially if the only reason for it is an internet boycott
Save everything antifans think they've won, once the scores keep climbing make them eat their words
Star Wars was a cultural monolith. A truly American film. Why are you all so happy about its failure?
he's always right
>>220600430I'm not happy about it though. Now I just like seeing corporate scumbags fail.
Predicting a 60 percent on rotten tomatoes. Even normie reviewers are saying that it’s just ok.Very baffling that this is (from reviews are saying) what is basically a movie that feels like half a season of the mando. Say what you want about Shawn levy, but he’s a ga friendly director, Star Wars star fighter starring Ryan Gosling would’ve been a much better return to theaters. Even if this does well, Star Wars really gotta get their priorities straight because you can really only milk the era inbetween the sequels and the originals for so long, do something in the era before the prequels (that’s good unlike the acolyte) or after the sequels, because eventually the well is gonna run dry from this era
>>220600401>>220600405This movie was announced by Kennedy, though. She's the exec producer on this one. This, Rey movie and Starfighter are all leftovers of the Kennedy era. It just came out when she's gone, so someone else is gonna take the fall.
Apparently it’s unwatchable and a kids movie. Even too kiddy for a 12 year old. Grace Randolph says she knows a lot of people who would probably walk out.
>>220600401giving the reigns to the cartoon guy who's audience is only TV/Streaming viewers was probably a bad idea but to be fair it's all they had left after kathleen killed the rest of the franchise
>>220600401>"Kathleen Kennedy sucks and every decision she's made has ruined the franchise!">oh yeah, what well how about we secretly replace her with Dave Filoni and let her take the credit for his work since we know star wars fans unilaterally love Filoni>"this is still absolute garbage and appalling shit!">psych! Joke's on you! That was all Filoni!>"it's still shit!">okay, you win, Kathleen's fired. Happy now?>"Why do you keep making shit? We don't care who's in charge, just give us stuff that isn't shit!">WHY ARE YOU FUCKS SO HARD TO PLEASE?
>It’s a deft and enjoyable blockbuster, easily the most purely entertaining 'Star Wars' movie since the 1980sI know we've all done our best to forget the sequel trilogy, but the memory-holing of The Force Awakens initial reception is wild. For any faults it ended up having, in the moment that shit was fun.Oh well, guess I'll wait to watch it on TV, the way the filmmakers intended.
>>220600430this board is filled with indians and russians who want to see americana fail
>>220600516>>220600501>>220600448Fuck off Sean
>>220599908>niggerhaRd pass
Critics that gave The Last Jedi a 9 out of 10 are saying The Mandolrian doesn't feel like Star WarsBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>220600545Fuck you, nigga
6-7/10 across the board. There's no way it'll be seen as anything but "okay" and "why didn't they just release this on streaming?" Also I guess they finally got tired of Pascal bitching because Mando is confirmed to have his helmet off for most of it.
>>220600521i am so sick of discussion centered around creators of things. it's the same as politics.>look at this one leader person and lay everything on their feet>ignore the few dozen people that have been around for decades and are pushing the leader person's every decision
>>220600543I call him baby yeed All my death to america hommies agree it was the perfect strike
APOLOGIZE
What did he mean by this?>>220600582I would rather rewatch Ahsoka than this
>>220599757Are you saying Star Wars (1977) wasn't a b-movie? It was a fucking fantasy film released in the New Hollywood era.
That hack faggot Filoni is EVERYTHING wrong with modern Star Wars.
Looks like this pic is relevant again after 9 years
>>220600626Yeah, I say lets wait for the audience scoreWhen is audience score out?
>>220597317>mlnMillion Light Niggas?
>>220597999>a lot of you faggots see it as a way to culturally subvert the west to try and destroy western countries from withinBased on the success of Invincible and Euphoria I'd say western countries are already dead and buried>t. American
Most positive reviews are "it keeps the snot noses occupied for a couple hours at least" with not much else to say about it.
>>220597253Bear with me, I know Iger isn't CEO anymore, but this movie was mandated by him so I'm still fully blaming him for this bullshitman did not know how to manage Star Wars whatsoever. his constant meddling resulted in some absolute storytelling disasters and he should've just let Lucasfilm do their own thing and make him money. I hate how much he hurt this franchise and its potential.
>>220600582Epa is not my fault anon wanted to ruin this billion dollars franchise to promote discriminationI never go after corporate america profits
>>220599908Why is Matt Smith cosplaying as Geralt?
Without spoiling, what are they fighting against? Space nazis? Laser sword dudes?
>>220600357go back
>>220600762Unployment?They are mercenaries after all
IGN gave Mando a 5 out of 10 and they gave The Last Jedi a 9.7 out of 10ALL PROFESSIONAL CRITICS MUST HANG
"Okay" and "fine" aren't good enough reason to drag one's ass to a too-expensive theather burning too-expensive gas to be stuck in a room full of loud niggers and rowdy children for two hours. Disney and Filoni have successfully killed Star Wars.
>>220600582lol
>>220600787shitty bait
>somehow filoni is to blame for a film that was produced by kathleen kennedy and greenlit by IgerHmmmm
>>220600332He very clearly died but that doesn't mean shit in Filoni Wars.
>>220600603It's rooted in them, sure, because of George Lucas. But when you get an adjusted budget of 60,000,000, have access to build extensive sets, props, and travel out of country to shoot, not to mention the producers having both the want and ability to hire box office draw names, I think you're well beyond the line.Again, it's ROOTED, and arguably funded by a B-Movie (American Graffiti) but there's no fucking way in hell it actually is one.If it is, then goddamn 300 is too.
O so critic scores matter now?
>>220597467>who do I blameOrangeman, of course
Looking back on things, Ryan Johnson really did kill Star Wars didn't he? I wouldn't be surprised if he dies mysteriously via suicide due to two shots to the back of the head in the near future.
>known to be a big star wars fan>open to doing star wars if he got the good storyKJust give him the money Disney
Why the fuck didn't they just release this direct to streaming? Who the fuck goes to movie theaters anymore? Who can afford that shit?
>>220600783>Unployment?That makes sense, we are in post WW2 after all.
>>220600357*mashes like button and subscribes*
>>220600848According to grn z going to movie theaters is the cheapest thing to socialise right now
The critics are review bombing The Mandolrian because a Star Wars movie has too much action and not enough demoralizing subversion as The Last Jedi, WTFHow did we get hereALL COMMIES MUST HANG
>>220600848>Who the fuck goes to movie theaters anymore? Women. Michael just passed 700m. Devil Wears Prada 2 is close to 600m. The vast majority of the audience for them have been women.
>>220600854I just noticed the typo and the implications of not ployment made me laugh
>>220600660as an american I've watched neither of those shows and don't plan to. I don't even pay for amazon prime, that's ridiculous. My wife found out she's been spending $60 on a costco membership we don't use too, the subscription model in general should be illegal for these things.
Saw it last night - had a ton of fun. Everyone in the theater had a ton of fun. The movie is good and solid. Is it playing it safe? Sure, maybe. But it felt like a return to first-season Mandalorian. I got what I expected from it, and I had a fun time.Highly recommend seeing it in IMAX if you can.
>>220600752That's for a girlboss-led Game of Thrones Prequel Series
>>220600906Kill yourself
>>220600848I spent 15 dollars to buy the "Reasonably Sized Grogu x Mandolarian Breakfast Combo For 1 Person" meal from Burger King. Spending a few bucks more to actually see the movie is nothing to me.
>>220600846>after oddyI don't think so
>>220600430I can't put my finger on whether it's genuine defeatism, some commie-feminist "better dead than straight male" angle or some other play
>>220600926>after oddy-ssey makes $1 billionOk?
I'll just wait until it's out on streaming and pirate it.
>>220600919I want oneDoes it comes with a toy?You know what I don't care I will play with the burger box
>same critics who gave good reviews to The Last Jedi are now shitting on Mandalorian and GroguI wonder why....
>>220600836It was already one foot in the grave when Disney decided the only plan for their multi-billion dollar investment needed to be "lol who cares, just make it up as you go along, those nerds will still pay to see it" but he definitely pushed it the rest of the way in and stomped down on it until it stopped moving.
>>220600871Guess they're shit out of luck then because women stopped giving a shit about Baby Yeed about seven or eight years ago.
>>220599836Based.
All the shills defending this shit lmao
I kinda want to feel bad for Disney, but they deserved it for not planning any of this out and pandering to people who were never Star Wars fans. At this point their best option is to thrash the franchise, wait a decade and try again with a reboot.
Is this the sequel to the han solo movie?
>>220600955No toy, but they do have 2 exclusive crowns. I asked nicely and promised them not to say the N-Slur and they gave me both of them.
>>220600797>several adult men full tilt running somehow can't catch up to a little girl toddle-jogging
This is a positive review
>>220597253I saw it last night. Its a safe and fun film, predictable in a good way. The first half is action packed. The second half it has some pacing issues, but nothing terrible. It reminds me of Solo a Star Wars story. Fun, in a very good way, but no consequences or development for the overall arch. I recommend seing it and give it a chance, waiting for a fun Star wars movie.minor spoiler: no flashback or revelations. No space battle, but fun little atmosphere battle
>>220601026I fail to see how a crown is not a toy...
Sore it last night - had a tonne of fun. Everyone in the theatre had a tonne of fun. The movie is good and soiled. Is it playing a strafe? Sure, maybe. But it felt like a rectum to first-season Mandalorian. I got what I evacuated from it, and I had a fun time.Highly recommend seeing it in IMAIDS if you can.
>>220600366>internally they're very happy with itThat's a condemnation in itself.
>>220597253>I'm curious how it will hold, you?No, not particularly
>>220601040>And that's a good thing
>>220599980>thumbnail is PhasmaIt's still so funny how hard they tried to push her as some super cool awesome character but forgot to actually make her a character beyond just being a shiny stormtrooper lady.
>>220601040shameless kikery
Just got back from seeing Mandalorian and Grogu with my crew. We roll pretty deep and let me tell you, not a dry seat in the house. The piss was intense. Piss dripping out the seats, piss flowing down the aisles, piss in the popcorn. Piss jets in every direction. I actually shit myself three times, I told the door monkey and he was like "Aww here goes" and we fist bumped. It was all a good vibe. Great night out and if you roll with a chill crew and not a bunch of permavirgin goobers then you'll have a wicked sick time. THIS IS THE WAY!
WHO wanted this movie?
>safeThat's one of the worst things a movie that's part of a dying franchise could possibly be.
>>220600017>actually looking forward to StarfighterEvery sign points to it being more of the same garbage slop. When the only redeeming features they have are "it's got Goose" and "m-maybe the title means there'll be starfighters in it?" you know it's fucked.
>John Boyega has made more good films since 2015 than Disney hasDid he unironically win?
>>220601049Fail to see why this is not the standard shillbot template
This thread is filled with subhumans that defend The Last Jedi, if this movie ends up not making fun of you for liking Star Wars it'll be a big W for Disney
>S1 aired in 2019I don't think Disney realizes what can change in seven years. The children who may have watched Mando are now graduating high school/entering college and don't give a fuck about this shit. The middle-aged women who thought Grogu was cute have moved on and probably didn't even watch S2 or even care about the story, what little there was.Why the hell did they keep making this shit?
>Filoni
>>220601166who the fuck gave this nigga money holy shit
>>220601163cares about demographics after spending the last ten years trolling and convincing people the modern audience will magically show up out of thin air, fuck off nigger
>>220601166Wow TCW is still looking good!
>>220601087phasma is actually a really good character in the expanded material
>>220601166Helicopter sabres is dumb but after watching Maul the spinny sabers grew on me
>>220601260>phasma is actually a really good character in the expanded material
>>220601250This is Rebels, retard. TCW was cancelled by Disney when they bought Star Wars for this shit to exist.
>>220601166>>220601211>>220601250you defend humiliating luke by drinking alien tit milk straight from the tap, saber choppers is literally nothing
>>220601302Same difference, same quality of writing and animation.
>>220599836KILL EM ALL KEVNO MERCY
>>220601302sex with hera
>>220599836Wtf, I love brits now.
Imagine flinging a full cup of warm mountain dew urine over a theater half full of midwit star wars losers watching this shit lol
>>220599999>Our feminist culture war slop wasn't accepted and its host is undeniably dying. Now you can kill it
>>220600430this is the most pathetic corpo bootlicking shit I've seen
>>220601305Hard to humiliate that dude any more after RotJ
>>220601334lolretarded pajeet turd worlder
>>220601407I dunno anon ew also built nerd culture on the same monolith, can it really survive if you kill star wars?Can they be just weebs and nothing else?Or trekkies is finally acceptable to be a trekkie in public in 2026?
>>220601416>Spic seething about people not liking his kiddy TV showEmbarrassing mate.
>>220601040>efficientlmao
>>220601453Personally I do love when my movies look and sound like that they're pre-made in a factory.
>>220597492I'll just watch YMS on it, as he explains to me that fucking Grogu is morally fine, even though it can't verbally consent. Or RLM. The thought Kenobi was okay. So this will be okay. Surely.
>>220601414what's it like living as a faggot contrarian, do people preemptively punch you in the face when you're about to talk in real life or have you already driven away anyone that was dumb enough to be near you
>>220597253
>>220601500>Why yes I gave The Last Jedi a 9 out of ten, how could you tell
>>220601125They Cloned Tyrone was unexpected kino
>>220601493I agree
>>220601500what was his name again?
I'm thinking Disney is back in a big way.
Really looking forward to this
The fight scenes look amazing
>>220601687As you should
Is this currently in cinemas?
>>220601260Explain how. You can't, she isn't.
Star Wars + Indiana Jones, what's not to love?
I've watched it and had a blast!
^^^^^Hyper hard botposting going on here.
Watching The Mandalorian and Grogu is like catching AIDS from a violent prison rape - and that's a good thing! I highly recommend seeing it in IMAX.
Threads like this and the schizo baskin spammer are why the faggot ape got rid of IP counter so you couldn't call out the shameless samefagging.
do you like pozzing and cuckolding? then this movie is perfect for you!
is gulp shitto in it? if not, i am not watching
>>220601903Confirmed off-screen appearance in season 5.
I'm watching the show now and it feels like a different show after episode 3, disappointing because I really liked the start
>>220597253Do they want this movie to fail? We know that Disney pays reviewers and journalists. Yet the coverage narrative of this movie from the jump has been negative.
Yeed was a mistakeIt really bingles my jingles seeing the few non-negative reviews being>it's a fine adventure for the kids to watchMandalorian was supposed to be the slightly-gritty bounty hunter space western everyone wanted for decadesThey turned it into just another shapeless slopvectorI HATE DISNEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>220602087The worst part is that they did get rid of baby yeed at the end of S2 in a organic, satisfying way and then some exec went "BUT PEOPLE WANT BABEEH YODAHHH" and they brought him back, and then made him do nothing
>>220602192And starfighter is also going to saddle the goose with a little kid the whole movie lol.
>>220602030A political move to get rid of Filoni and have Lynwen Brennan assume sole control?
The globalist committee rubber stamped another sulphurous turd and it slithered right out of the studio slop pipe into my mouth! I had a blast! Definitely recommend seeing it in IMAX!
>>220601959Now watching episode 7 and the show got better again, that middle portion was weak, 3 not that interesting filler episodes to get to the actual plot again
Do normalfags even give a shit about star wars now? It now has more bad movies than good ones, it's the same shit that happened to marvel.
>>220602369My favorite ep was the prison ship. Stop watching after s02e01 if you want to have a good time.
>>220602375No, it is no longer an event that a star wars film is coming out, now it is run of the mill scifi slop.
>>220597253As a helpless electro lobotomite of this upcoming techno feudalism, I'm happy to consume this joint venture product between Palantir, Disney and Reddit! I love being hysterically driven into a permanent state of arrested development by the horrors of realising the mechanism of humanity's nigthmare dystopia! Kill all niggers!
>>220602438Well that one was the best one out of the filler episodes, I'll give you that.>after s02e01 I didn't know the show shit the bed so early
Eh. I guess I'll just watch Mortal Kombat 2 again, if that's all the same to you.
>>220599908It'll prob be good but the brand is too tainted at this point
>>220599710>Masked Man>Big (ask)What did he mean by this?
>>220602375Normalfags like the sequel trilogyWho cares what they think
>>220597562Then i'll find a new chud to tell me what to think!
>>220602838Not even normalfags like it.
>>220597784>>220597819These are the same intellectually challenged person. Learn to read, learn to construct a coherent string of thoughts, and then learn to write please.
>>220602838they went to see it then completely lost interest in star wars.that should be some indication as to whether they liked it.
>>220602914this whole thread is just me talking to myself, shouldn't have gotten rid of the ip counter
>>220603047Internet high five
>>220603082updoot, fellow pede
disney buy most of their reviews and they can still only manage 62% lmaooooo
>>220603257Listen there's two disney factions the remnants of the kennedy faction and the filoni faction, they're battling it out and no one is buying reviews this time
>>220599687oh it's jon favreau? no wonder it's shit. talentless hack if ever there was one.
>>220599739>he thinks kids like the mandalorianit's the most millennial show ever made. no kids are going to see this.
>>220603307who will come out on top in this turf war?
>>220603097Dirty fucking move
>>220597492or RLM if you want praise for the sake of disney.
>>220597804Only Japan does movies where you definitely have to know the series to understand anything since they are pure fanservice.
>>220603307How can the execs even fund the Kennedy faction if all the shit they make is panned by fans?
>>220600573plagiarized from Kermode's review of something, I can't remember what
>>220597492Don't forget to superchat them some cash. Fag.
>>220600752Because he's playing a character inspired by the same source as Grealt
>>220603690women execs have burrowed themselves deep into the c-suite at disneyI don't know how you get rid of them, you have to work around them, while trying to keep them docile and off your back, i assume you have to feed them a bone every so often, while trying to keep your eye on the bigger picture
>>220597562Has he ever liked anything? I don't think he even likes himself.
>>220600573not even accurate if you watch the original theatrical version of 2001
>>220600797>for you
>>220603464time will tell
>>220597712This guy has it right. They're cutting their potential audience too short just by virtue of the way they're doing business.>>220597819>Why would that stop you from enjoying...Because I haven't enjoyed anything about Star Wars since the material that came out before I was born. Even the prequels only became tolerable with hindsight, I'm sure as hell not giving this faggotry a 'chance'.
>>220600752The real question is why Simon Bird is Chudmaxxing
>>220603797yea, that's great and allbut im just gonna disregard your faggot multi reply reddit spaced whining go make friends in real life and stop slop blogging your sandy vagina
>>220597253The Movie Bob's Review is outREVIEW: "THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU"'Star Wars' comes back to theaters with weird-lil'-guy-filled one-off adventure that -refreshingly!- doesn't demand you watch (or HAVE watched!) even one extra minute of its preceding TV show or maybe even another 'Star Wars'
>"The film proceeds to monologue Rotta’s motivation, twice, in scenes minutes apart. He spells out the inheritance he wishes to escape. Then he spells it out again, in case you missed it the first time. The film keeps treating its one good character like a kid who needs to repeat instructions back to the teacher. Favreau and his writers have so little faith that anything subtextual will land that they refuse to let subtext even exist."-InBetweenDraftsThis is what I was afraid of: the script is written for the dumbest brain rot people. Look how Andor moves the story: there's subtext in every scene and each dialogue moves us forward. I wish they would make good movies we could be proud of. "Fun" is not enough in Star Wars.
>>220603882>Please watch the movie, it has no story!What the fuck is the point of watching it then?
I saw it last week, and I’m sad to report that I did not enjoy my time. I wasn’t necessarily expecting much, but what I got out of it instead was somehow worse than my lowered expectations.A few key points I clocked:Basically, there is near zero character growth for our eponymous characters. They start and end the movie without any kind of arc, and what you might expect a movie to reveal or at least tease, is woefully missing from the film. It feels like a medium-rated bottle episode of the show specifically because of this lack of growth.Filoni’s need to tie his personal world-building elements at the sacrifice of anything Lucas-oriented was jarring to me. I expected cameos from Filoni’s world of characters, but didn’t expect it to be solely based on only characters he’s built in a world between the OT and Sequels. The fact that none of these characters become consequential in later iterations only highlights how shoe-horned it all feels.Speaking of characters from shows, it was doubly weird that none of the characters previously established in the Mandalorian or Book of Boba Fett made an appearance or were even referenced. It’s as if they wanted to wipe the slate clean and rid themselves of anything the show had built previously. Very odd decision.Filoni himself has 3 separate cameos, which would normally be whatever, but he inserted himself as a full-on character this time around, and it felt wildly out of place and took me out of the movie.Yes, the movie was inconsequential. I think what folks are missing about this isn’t that it’s a fun romp full of action, but the action feels pointless and without stakes. Never once do you actually feel like anything will happen to any one character in a real way, which, sure, if you like a lot of punching, shooting, and flashing lights, it’s fine. But if you want the punches, kicks, or lasers to actually mean something, you might walk away disappointed.
>>220603934The score IS good, so that’s fun. However, I’ll argue that at times, the score also felt oddly anachronistic to Star Wars, though, melodically, it was fun.The Babu Friks were the exceptional highlight of the film. Just make an off-series about them. They were such a joy.I WISH Sigourney Weaver had more to do in this movie. She’s just clearly there to do all of nothing but give exposition (save for a kind of out of nowhere moment near the end).I think, more than anything, I just wish Star Wars brought back any kind of philosophy or had something to say. You have all of these opportunities to build upon parental relationships and juxtapositions - especially with the Rotta and Jabba dynamics - that could have been reflected between Din Djarin and Grogu, but are just completely abandoned, or worse yet, not even considered at all.Overall, the movie tends to “And then” its way through the plot instead of “buts” and “howevers,” and honestly, I think that may be its greatest sin. The story isn’t so much moved forward by the actions of the characters, but instead it feels like they’re pushed along a conveyor belt of sequences that have to happen to them for the plot to move at all, which makes for a boring experience imo.
>>220603954I imagine most hardcore Mando fans will come out of this movie with, at minimum, a tepid reaction to what I would consider a mediocre film. But as someone who’s been critical of Mando’s last season, and hyper critical of BoBF and sort of the Filoni-verse at large, this doesn’t bode well for the future of Star Wars if all we’re ever going to get from here on is cartoonified and inconsequential projects. It’s as if Filoni et al are afraid to push any kind of boundary or even move characters forward, and I worry that the mentality that Star Wars is only a “kid’s property” will only further dilute the culture behind Star Wars. But, maybe we’ll see how things feel upon the Gosling project? I just hope we don’t see a consistent repeat of the lack of spine this movie showcased.
>>220603919kinda blows a huge fucking hole in the last 5 hours you spent shilling that you need to watch 200 hundred hours of the mandolorian to understand the movie, how embarrassing for youdoesn't seem to phase you though, you've done a complete 180 and seamlessly switched to it has no plot shill script
>>220603934>Filoni himself has 3 separate cameosLmao, this fucking furry faggot. You just know he thinks he's the hottest shit.
>>220599836>chirpyWhat a gaylord.
>>220597492critical drinker is a retard. his stupid persona takes precedence over seriously critiquing & analysing movies.
>>220603978Why would joe public know that? They would assume the three season of the show would be important context. Even telling them they don't need to watch it doesn't allay the worry.
Will he review it?
>>220597253I don't care if it gets 0% on RT because I don't really even like the vast majority of people I encounter, and certainly don't value their opinions about pretty much anything.
>>220604026The whole Mandalorian concept is just him and baby yoda go on adventures, disney is literally trying it's best to shit out the most inoffensive shit as possible and yet you still refuse to eat the slop, why are you even in these threads if you can't even take the easy winsmaybe this shit offends you because it's not the subversive rian johnson garbage you wanted to finally pound the last nail in the coffin of this ip
>>220604079If enough people like it we will get Mandalorian and Grogu 2. So you should care for that reason alone, consensus molds reality.
>>220603954Was there a chalk-white female bounty hunter with a thick Scottish accent in it?
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>>220600823He died right after it's revealed he has a bunch of clones of himself. Plus Cara Dune said in s1, "That can't be Moff Gideon, he was executed for war crimes!"
>>220600332Damn near every actor in all 3 seasons was at the premiere. But not him.
>>220600017He said he loved first half, and second half could have been 20 min shorter.
>>220604113Hey, guess what?
>>220597253Reviews like that are mostly gay but it confirms what most people who know leaks are aware ofThat Mama and Booboo is just 3 episodes stitched together into a gay film with literally nothing but mindless pulp. Man I remember when Star Wars actually had, you know, stories and meaning and worldbuilding and interesting politics and shit. When the movies were about the Empire shutting the Senate down and the Rebels being the last hope of freedom in the galaxy, Luke redeeming his father, Anakin's fall to the dark, Palpatine's rise to power and the construction of his cult of personality. Not just about a retard and a cute marketable figure going around shooting shit because explosions and blasters sell.
