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Star Trek Sex with Trip
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star trek sex with shran
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>>220629742
star trek sex with wesley
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pro-life episode
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>>220629723
>Star Trek Sex with Trip
yes please
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>>220629871
this episode was almost as infuriating as when Archer was mad that Trip shows compassion to a sex slave
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Why are there so many butthole and clitoris head aliens in star trek?
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>>220629958
because Michael Westmore would usually get instructions to not cover the actors face so there's pretty much nothing left to do but slap shit on their foreheads and between the eyes, and it's just gonna naturally end up looking vaguely buttholeish
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>>220629958
Imagine if that opened up. You could do a literal skull fuck
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Why did Wesley of all people do it?
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>>220629875
First two seasons were trying to set up Archer Sex With T'Pol but I wasn't feeling it. Trip Sex With T'Pol was the superior route. They had a good repertoire going back to Season 1.
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>>220630280
Trip/T’pol was the obvious endgame given the gel massaging.
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Archer has such anti-charisma I don't see how you could ship him with anyone
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>>220629428
>Picard saying "fuck" a couple of times
>yes yes this is the exact same character!
even though the hardest he ever swore (besides klingon) was "merde" but french is classy
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>>220630420
Archer and Phlox could bond over genocide.
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Whats the best TOS season?
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>>220629723
Manwhore Tucker
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>>220630783
TOS is the only show I've never perceived as having seasons. As a kid I just watched it when it was on the telly
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>>220630229
He wanted to be cool like Locarno, finally score (he never did)
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>chooses the worst possible option betraying both his team and starfleet command simultaneously
after the final gavel to boot.
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>>220630035
Shoutout to all the actors who allowed themselves to become unrecognizable and worked under heavy prosthetics day after day. That couldn’t have been easy.
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>>220631417
Anyone who snitches during the Academy is never going to be trusted
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>>220631417
He should've been kicked out of the Academy for that behavior. Can't be trusted to stick with his crew to the bitter end, nor can he be fully trusted whenever he's debriefed by Starfleet.
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>>220630420
he's very much what heterosexual men consider attractive in a man
noone attracted to men thinks that way
archer is the type of guy you expect not to be in touch with his intimate emotions and wants, boring at best, dangerous at worst
trip makes much more sense, he's cute
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>>220632358
>boring at best, dangerous at worst
this is really a perfect way to describe him
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How cucked was their peace treaty terms that the Cardassians are back after 3 years. Did they even get a single reparation?
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>>220632489
Why would they pay reparations?
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>>220630444
checked for spirituality
he's old and frustrated now
age has a tendency to make you more blunt
as does retirement, he is no longer beholden to represent starfleet and keep a classy profile
old people do personality shifts all the time
childhood and old age are granted these freedoms
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>>220632554
>he has dementia bro
PIC might’ve been watchable if Picard let all his latent old man racism slip out
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>>220632575
are you self-inserting as a senile old man?
pretty obvious why you're never going to be a writer on trek
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>>220632659
>pic related the current writers of trek
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>>220632685
your point? if you want to call them ugly we're gonna need a picture of you just to be sure you're qualified
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>>220631417
>Please, Admiral Brandt, I'll do anything! I'll suck your dick! You want me to eat shit? I'll eat your fucking shit! I'll eat your fucking shit on holo-live!
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sex with naomi
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>>220632659
Everyone’s a little bit racist. I’m sure Picard has plenty of races he grew to despise under his Starfleet veneer. It’s as believable as him becoming crass and using boorish language when his impulse control slips in his age.
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Boy howdy,
Love 'em warp engines.
Love me some pan fried catfish n' hush puppies.
Love T'Pawl.
Hate Vulcans, I tell you hwat - shucks, I ain't a racist or nothin', just don't care for 'em.
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Trip's the best ENT character besides Shran. That's why I fucking despise "These Are The Voyagers."
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>>220633017
Voyages* kek
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>>220633017
he is pretty great
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>>220633017
I like Malcom more than Trip desu
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>>220632840
What are some times Star Trek overpromised and underdelivered?
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are we sure Florida didn't deserve it
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>>220633091
"The best is yet to come" = Sisko pushing Dukat into a pit
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>>220633091
Star Trek Voyage =]
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>>220630229
He wanted to go fast like Ricky bobby
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>>220633238
>war is over
>treaty signed
>big song and dance party
>all of a sudden sisko gets a ping from the prophets and goes 'oh shit i need to go push dukat off a cliff'
I piss myself laughing at how abrupt it is
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Archer is the best enterprise character and she should have fucked T'pol.
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my idea for the ending of the show is that it should have been Dukat and Damar reconciling their relationship ending with Dukat basically taking the place of that Rusot guy who refused get with the program and was stuck in the old ways and Damar putting him him down as part of his character arc

and Kai Winn and Sisko should have been the ones to hash out their shit at the end because of that fact that she was always salty that her gods actually talked to him and never her. not saying it would have been perfectly satisfying but at least it makes some fuckin sense which is more you can say for what they ended up doing.
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>>220633447
Who else did the prophets talk to besides Sisko? Off the top of my head Quark and the fake emissary. Anyone else?
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>>220633543
Zek
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when you realize that the prophets only gave winn the cold shoulder because them fuckers is non linear, they knew that her feeling dissed by the prophets would set forward in motion the events needed to kick dukat off a cliff into a pit of fire
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>>220633662
Same reason they opened the wormhole into the Gamma quadrant. So that they could cause the Dominion war, killing billions and destroying Cardassia which would eventually place Sisko in the position where he could kick Dukat off a cliff into a pit of fire.
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>>220633727
Sometimes it's not easy to see the path the Prophets have laid out for us.
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>>220633543
Didn't they also possess Kira and Jake at some point or am I just hallucinating that episode?
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>>220632949
>i'm sure
you do that, i'll stay with canon
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>>220634006
keiko and jake were posessed by wraiths, kira by a prophet iirc
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>>220633799
prophets do not deserve worship
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>>220634097
eh canonically some species have lower impulse control and commit more crimes and Picard knows that.
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>>220634205
The pah wraiths are the true gods of Bajor after all
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>>220634261
you're attaching headcanon to canon, sneaky weasel.
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>>220634261
everything you say is true in your imaginary land of makebelief. picard is racist, you have friends, everything. enjoy :3
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>>220633091
ENT’s Temporal Cold War. They teased it like this grand, galaxy‑spanning shadow conflict with future factions manipulating Archer for some 5D chess outcome and it just sputters out with “lol space nazis, reset button.” Seasons of buildup for the most anticlimactic shrug in Trek.

Also the Borg in Voyager. “Year of Hell” should’ve been a full season like they originally planned instead of a two‑parter with a magic undo. Same with the Maquis vs Starfleet tension - premise screams internal conflict and moral gray areas, instead it’s Janeway doing mom voice and everyone falls in line by episode 3.

DS9 mostly stuck the landing but yeah the pah‑wraith fire cave WWE match felt like it wandered in from a different show. Still kino compared to Picard S1 promising to explore synth rights and ending in copy‑paste fleet.exe hovering in space.

Star Trek loves the idea of serialization until it remembers it’s scared of consequences.
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>>220634328
>serialization
what does that mean?
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>>220634365
don't feed the troll
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>>220634328
Apparently the Temporal Cold War was going to have some further developments if the show continued, including a revelation that that mysterious man sending orders was Archer himself

>>220634365
Nigga what? Is this your first day posting on /tv/?
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>>220632525
6 million bajorans died in the bajoracaust
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"synth" is such an un-trek-like sounding word, it doesn't belong
they've always said "android"
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>>220634314
I just watched this one!

Is there an AI that will read text in Majel Barrett's voice?
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>>220634314
Is there a single non racist character on Star Trek? Everyone knows Vulcans are logical, Klingons are violent. Etc. That is definitionally racism. You’re just a chud in denial.
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>>220634477
it's not racist if it's true, idiot.
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>>220634477
>You’re just a chud in denial.
is that what you tell yourself? brother, no. noone wants your life, it looks and smells disgusting.
empathy is a basic human virtue, it takes a lot of work and trauma to stoop to your level and the "reward" is nothing but isolation and sadness. just stop, for your sake. bee urself in private, you neither need nor deserve my approval
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>>220634297
Took me 3 seconds to find an example of Picard being racist
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>>220634455
The Borg had a nice one with "primitive artificial organism"
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>>220634455
dubs of being correct
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>>220634553
far fetched, even for an out of context quote. you can do better than that.
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>>220634536
Lol anon got so mad he was called a chud. I’ll keep that on file for later :3
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>>220634477
>That is definitionally racism
dubs of being totally retarded and wrong
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>>220634553
that's not racism, you mental gymnastics retard.
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>>220634582
Replace Klingon with “black”. Tell me how that’s not racist now
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>>220634591
>:3
mirror neurons activation :^)
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imagine being so racist that you can't stand there's no racism in Star Trek so you literally just make shit up to claim there is
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>>220634614
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>>220634614
klingons are proud to be called violent, moron.
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>>220634614
no. you see what you want to see, which is fine. if you want picard to be racist in your headcanon he can be. i'll stick to canon.
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>alien species that aren't human and black people are the same thing to me
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>>220634635
Imagine being so anti-racist you can’t see racism in something obviously racist because you like it and you can’t like something with racism or you’d be racist yourself (which you are, by denying it).
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I notice in Voyager there's a lot of species generalizations and stereotyping, usually coming from Tom
Like "Ferengi are always greedy" or "Klingons are always violent"
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is this the fabled racist picard?
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>>220634688
>Like "Ferengi are always greedy" or "Klingons are always violent"
>these aliens are really proud of the way they are and remind everyone around them of it at every chance they get therefore it's RACISM when someone else says so too
you people have literal shit for brains I swear
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>>220634647
youre playing a dangerous game, white boy
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>>220634673
What’s the difference between a bunch of different species propagated by the same progenitor race using identical materials but placed on different planets, adapting to those planets environments (all difference being explicitly products of adaptation to said environments), and humans doing it on a smaller scale after originating in Africa?
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>>220634682
>>220634673
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>>220634688
tom really got handed all of the human perspective prejudice they needed in that show, kek.
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>>220634673
Im not a racist but yes.
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>>220634726
other fellow humans aren't a different species and aliens are. hope that helps you retarded freak.
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is this picard racist?
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>>220634745
Not really. Since they can all reproduce with one another and produce fertile offspring they’re de facto the same species.
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this picard is definitely the most racist
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>>220634780
Solids aren’t a race.
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>>220634807
that picard hates all of them just for being solid. that's very racist.
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>>220634780
id like to swim in her goo if you know what i am saying
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Is pink skin a term of endearment ?
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I don't think this picard is racist, but he might be. what do you think?
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>>220634862
depends if you like the person you're saying it to or not I would think. Shran said that at first with derision but then his daughter was calling Archer that and it was meant to be cute.
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>>220634553
Data is way worse
>picre
Just like the Irish
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>>220634862
>>220634892
what do you think Shran would call Mayweather?
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>>220634912
Ensign
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this picard is racist about humans, he is an autoracist
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>>220629871
That was creepy, like a classic Twilight Zone episode.
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>Data redpills Wesley by simply repeating Federation crime stats
We really needed a chud Wesley arc
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>>220634912
racist
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>>220634946
Uncle John
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>>220634952
>We really needed a chud Wesley arc
wasn't that his arc when he was fighting Picard about getting colonists off land they claimed was theirs even though they were on a fucking alien planet?
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>>220634624
>mirror neurons
Do they have tiny little goatees
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>>220634912
My nigga
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this picard claims to not be racist but we all know what's up
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>>220633017
I just assume that it was all just a made up holodeck simulation that Riker wrote, and didn't really happen.
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>>220634699
Easy on the cellular peptide there, Geordi.
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>>220634834
It would be, if states of matter were a race. They’re not however
Checkmate atheists
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in all seriousness Shran would call Mayweather pinkskin too because he's an alien and we're all the same to him and he doesn't give a fuck about skin color variations. it'd be like Kirk with the Cheronians where they were all offended he couldn't tell the difference between them and Kirk was like "what the actual fuck are you talking about?"
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this picard called me racist!
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>>220635042
i think it's reasonable to say that even a blue man can see the difference between pink and black. even if he doesn't ascribe any significance to it he can see it
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>>220635042
I’m pretty sure he can see colors.
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Racism is overhated.
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>>220635098
>>220635093
actual fucking retards who missed the point
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>>220635067
I hope actors get to keep replicas of themselves.
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This picard got his life together and is no longer racist
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>>220635109
I took the point and it’s a retarded one. It would be like meeting a yellow Andorian and being all “hey blue” because andorians are blue .. except when they aren’t
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>>220635146
yellow and blue are opposite colors and human skin tones are not.

it's like Cheronians arguing if aliens are going to call them white-black skin or black-white skin

aliens can see which side which color is on and we simply do not give a flying fuck
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Exactly how is it considered "gatekeeping" to shit on NuTrek?
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>>220635109
what would a racist call this picard?
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>>220635191
this picard gatekeeps racism
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>>220635187
>pale pink and black aren’t as starkly different as yellow and blue
why are you trying this hard to avoid the possibility that a Star Trek alien could do an uncomfy 21st century microagression (but didn’t) ?
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>>220635263
Picard/Riker kind of looks like Honest Abe
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>>220635340
leaving you hanging is much more fun you disingenuous slimy bottomfeeder
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you just know this picard is racist
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this picard has been racist since the 80s
ok, i'm done. back to your regularly scheduled chud parade
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>>220635420
?
Oh I get it. Schizophrenia right?
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>>220635340
why are you so mentally retarded that you can't conceive that a fictional alien would perceive humans differently than you do and would therefore not be inherently racist against black people?
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>?
you got me
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>>220635530
>anon just had a 30 image melty over tv daddy being called a racist in a shitpost
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>>220635598
How would calling him blackskin be racist anymore than saying pinkskin? What
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I don't really think Picard is racist but he's definitely a strong proponent of the human race. He doesn't think we're better than everyone but he thinks humanity has a place on the grand stage, and is as cultured and enlightened as any sentient race in the galaxy.

I'm not going to call him a human supremacist but he honestly stops just short of being one.
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>>220635598
>>220635612
this picard daddy wants YOU to do a racism
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>>220635674
There are suspiciously few alien races on the fucking flagship of the United Federation of Planets now that I think about it
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>>220635650
because his skin isn't black and Archer's isn't pink. all human skintones have a pink undertone because our blood is red and that color shows through the skin. yes, even people with the darkest skintones. but you're a fucking retard and also racist so you have no idea about that. some people are really too stupid to watch Star Trek.
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>>220634952
>Wesley, you need therapy to control your emotions. Your mother is so worried about you
>SHUT UP FOID
Kino
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This Picard is accidentaly racist
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>>220635730
Ok but it’s closer to black than pink. Why are you so afraid of that? It’s not racist to perceive someone’s skin tone.
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>>220635839
i'm not afraid. i'm just like 1000x smarter than you and it pisses me off. last (You)
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>>220635730
>what wonderful pinkskins
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star trek sex with tom and harry
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>>220635839
Resitance is futile, you will all be assimilated into One Race, the Borg Race.
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Racism has eaten away at this Picards soul for so long, he doesn't even consider bettering himself anymore.
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>>220635875
Yeah the smartest people need to say that they’re smart in order to win 4chan arguments about what blue aliens would call people with a lot of melanin in the universe portrayed by a tv show from 20 years ago.
Thats just science
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Our heroes
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>>220635941
You leave my wife Ardra out of this. She is evil and she loves it.
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>>220635941
Shran really should not be on this desu. he doesn't fit the theme
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>>220635941
Am I blind or is it missing the Jew who kidnapped data and Jason Alexander?
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>>220635941
I dunno, I think the people infested with the nefarious nematodes from the Horseshoe nebula might have been in the wrong, they did eat bugs which is gross and also was tactically pretty stupid, like you haven't captured Picard and Riker yet, you can't just have a bug feast with malevolent laughter yet, that's why your species failed and your queen was justly exploded.
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>>220635941
luv Suder
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>>220635941
>Barclay did nothing wrong
shitty list desu
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>>220636058
He only really murdered that one guy who was honestly probably a dick that deserved it, and Kazon definitely deserve it and are barely sapient.
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>>220636001
His xenophobia and acts of terrorism against Vulcan.
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>>220636114
yeah but in Enterprise Vulcans are actually fucking evil so he's correct. he doesn't belong.
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>>220636137
An Andorian probably wrote the holonovel
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>>220636167
i never thought of this before but if the entire series was a holodeck program this makes total sense. i love it.
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>>220635941
I've always assumed this picture meant the Pah-wraith possessing Keiko and not Keiko herself.
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>>220636167
>An Andorian probably wrote the holonovel
My God, Enterprise finally makes sense.
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oh my GOD it makes so much sense. in this entire show I always loved Shran so much because whenever he was around it felt like an actual real man and competent leader was around compared to the retarded bumbling fuck Archer who he ALWAYS took advantage of EASILY. an Andorian totally wrote Enterprise holy shit
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>Enterprise is the Andorian perspective of the founding of the Federation
this fits too well. Archer was just the catalyst.
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>in the mirror universe episode, we learn Prime Shran remained in good standing in the Imperial Guard throughout his career
>in the last episode of Enterprise he's some disgraced, discharged lowlife caught up in some gay jewel thief plot

ok so the "definitive" history and "last chapter" holoprogram was made by some butthurt Vulcan and that's what they install on Federation ships for people to experience so they can rewrite history
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>>220636522
Why would you take his final teaching moment away from him? shit story, let shran have redemption
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Vedek Porta was based
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>>220636608
is it humiliating to be that old and a Vedek? like, you clearly weren't good enough to become Kai even after all those years. isn't it time to fuck off and retire? the Prophets didn't choose your ass. get lost.
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>>220636608
Vedek Yassim was cringe
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>>220636522
He wasn't discharged, he was forced to resign. He kept in good standing with the Guard and was still considered a hero. So he fell in with the wrong crowd and had difficulty adjusting to civilian life, big whoop, he learned those lessons and was able to save his daughter with the help of his friends. That whole deal made him a better husband and father and solidified his lifelong friendship with Archer, his once enemy.
A perfect life would be unworthy of Shran.
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The gay Star Wars Bajoran force clone (Pagh) has the same name as the Klingon ship Riker serves on (Pagh)
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>>220636728
t. Vulcan who wrote that garbage
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>>220636667
not really. old priests exist, not everyone wants to be bishop or gets to be pope. doesn't take away from your accomplishments.
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>>220636766
i don't get it. i mean i would think it's a clear sign that God doesn't like you. i'm not saying they don't exist, I'm saying I don't understand.
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>>220636814
Seems like a you problem. I gave you a perfectly good metaphor, what you do with it is up to you.
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>>220636853
if your ultimate goal is to have the prophets choose you and you get to be 80 years old and that hasn't happened how is that an accomplishment for you to be proud of?
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>>220636728
I'm bored so I decided I'll respond to this bullshit earnestly

in the episode Shran literally admits he made "poor choices" and "pick the wrong friends" and that's the reason he's in the situation he's in. that would literally never happen to him based on his characterization in the entire show leading up to this. he was in command in the first place because he's savvy to bullshit and he manipulated Archer so many fucking times it made me hot for him. there is no way he would fall for some Nigerian prince bullshit that we see in the finally. that is character assassination only a Vulcan fucking liar would try. also he didn't need any "lessons" to be a good husband because we consistently see him treating women, even those that insult and question his leadership with the utmost respect and tenderness. go watch his scenes with Talas and Jhamel when they were in sick bay. the average man would call how he treated them "fucking gay" and need to go to the gym and smell ball sweat for an hour to feel secure in his masculinity again. AND he didn't have a perfect life either. he had the MAJORITY of his crew die under his command and also his mate die because he did some stupid bullshit like try to randomly assassinate some Tellarites on Archer's ship because he was emotional about the attack. you Vulcan FUCKING liar.
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>>220637071
goddamn combsfag you are such a fucking QUEER sometimes
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>>220637158
prove how I'm wrong or shut up BITCH
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>>220637071
i worry about you
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>>220637189
I'm not saying you're wrong, just extremely, massively gay for Jeff Combs to the point where you start borderline fantasizing all of his characters and can only view them through rose-tinted glasses

You're going to start writing paragraphs about Brunt's "noble carriage" or some shit soon
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>>220637244
i only fantasize about Shran because he's the only competent character on that show besides Malcom and Malcom gives off autism vibes so I don't find him hot.

most Combs characters are degenerate freaks or fruity little evil guys that are not attractive.

also I'm not gay
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>>220637301
you are gayer than a three dollar bill fella and i say that with admiration
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>>220637337
think whatever you want just admit I'm right about Shran
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>>220637370
Tweren't me you were arguin' with, feller. I refuse to think analytically about a show as bad as ENT.
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>paranoid
>arrogant
>fragile temper
>overblown ego
lol, lmao even
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>>220637416
the fact that I was thinking made me realize stuff before it was revealed and that made me feel cool. I understand what you mean though
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>>220632949
He was racist against humans
>attention crystalline entity. You have destroyed dozens of federation colonies and I just want you to know you are valid, you are seen, and we will have a dialogue
Compared to
>you just woke up from cryostasis after hundreds of years and miss your family? Fuck you primitive barbarian freaks, how dare you breathe my enlightened air!
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>>220637438
Andorians are supposed to be uppity and violent DUMBASS it's why they're COOL
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Is he having a seizure? Should we call an ambulance?
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>>220637451
That episode was so infuriating like they could’ve just given them some simple information about the current year but it’s like they wanted to mock them for being from the 1980s for as long as possible
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SEX WITH SHRAN
HE'S OUR MAN
IF HE CAN'T DO IT
NO ONE CAN
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>>220637616
they did tho. the guy just didn't care about any of it unless it was monetizable. if done today, he'd be a cryptobro
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>>220637616
Picard had more pressing problems in that episode. it wouldn't even need to be set in the future for it to be obvious that stockbroker guy was an asshole. like if a US navy ship had rescued him and told him they're sailing into dangerous enemy waters but all he can say is I NEED TO CALL NEW YORK AND CHECK ON MY INVESTMENTS NOW
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>>220637703
they didn’t really they were incredibly vague and didn’t give him any straight answers
Saying “we don’t have currency or banks anymore we had a bunch of World Wars and there’s a single world government” would’ve solved 90% of his dialogue
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>>220637800
Realistically there’s about 900 other people on board doing jackshit that could’ve taken a few hours to answer questions and fill them in on some basic history
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>>220637244
>you're going to start writing paragraphs about Brunt's "noble carriage" or some shit soon
still bored so I'll respond to this earnestly too. I never liked Brunt either. like sure it was funny when he was in Quark's closet but whenever he was in an episode I was always rooting against him. in the chapter about The Magnificent Ferengi Jeff said that he realized how "chickenhearted" Brunt is when they did the holodeck simulation of rescuing Moogie and Brunt pussied out immediately and he thought that was interesting for his character
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>>220637829
>We've eliminated hunger, want, the need for possessions. We've grown out of our infancy
That's all you need. Sit your ass down and let the future people do their job.
>>220637878
>Babysit a grown man
there's a computer with access to all the data he needs to educate himself in his quarters.
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>>220637878
true, they could've delegated a grunt to hold their hands so they wouldn't keep trying to bug the ship's captain
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>>220637941
>>Babysit a grown man
Being defrosted hundreds of years in the future seems pretty emotionally tumultuous. You just don’t like him because stonks. If he was interested in getting back to his vineyard or some shit you’d be singing another tune entirely
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>>220638003
>>220637941
i feel like this just points out that having only 1 ship's counselor (that is incompetent at best) aboard a ship of 1000s of people is retarded
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How are these generals still going? Haven't you guys discussed everything yet?
How much trek can there be?
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>>220638048
they should've skipped counseling altogether and had Dr Crusher load them up with sedatives till they could drop them off somewhere else
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>>220638048
Don’t they have a 20th century historian in one episode… yet no linguists or anthropologists
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>>220638003
>if he was interest in getting back to his vineyard
same thing. sit your ass down, stay put, wait for the all clear and debriefing. he's in no emotional distress, just a dick. as the other anon says, you could make him a guy who was saved from being stranded on an island by a military ship today and no matter wether it be stonks or vineyard, he'd still be a primitive idiot who thinks the world revolves around him and his tiny problems.
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>>220638109
Around about 500 hours of television worth discussing and more than 10 films, not counting the new shit which is an offense against god and nature. There's always plenty to talk about.

People talked about Star Wars for 25 years straight with only 3 movies total
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>>220631468
That's probably one of the reasons why so many actors played so many different characters with different prosthetics because they didn't mind it so much.
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holy FUCK
The constitution class is a proper midget
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>Enterprise-J
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Could Tuvok have fucked T'Pol potentially?
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>>220638555
God look at those thick base D nacelles, glowing red circumcised tip to the wind man
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>>220639148
Vulcans don’t race mix. Tis’ only logical
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Star Trek water sports with Janeway
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>>220639889
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Star Trek water sports with Archer (he's a big water polo fan)
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star trek sex with icheb
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star trek sex with dzolo
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Chakotay was cosplaying a native american the same way Worf was cosplaying a Klingon. Second-Hand knowledge only.
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Sexual Imtercourse with Bellana Torez
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>>220638207
Picard could have assigned someone. He was willing to debate with the crystalline entity that had just murdered hundreds of colonists but he couldnt assign a random ensign to explain the drastic change in society?
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Guys, I really love Star Trek.
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>>220640471
Nah his grandfather told him stuff.
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do you guys have any newcomers' guide?
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>>220640959
why can't you retarded zoomers just watch a tv show without someone telling you how? literally what the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>220640793
dude had every right to walk into 10 forward, get himself a drink and chat up an ensign. he wasn't held captive, he was given everything he needs to make himself comfortable on top of being the furthest thing from a crystaline entity you could imagine: a baseline human in full control of his senses, thoughts and body.
the only reason I can think of to assign that idiot a chaperone would be this reply chain with you asking the same question that was already answered again out of sheer lazyness. I guess the episode was better written than I initially assumed considering you seem to be the exact type described. Picard must've felt like I do now when that idiot came unto the bridge, did a dance and demanded a cookie for being a good boy.
So that answers your question: Picard just didn't expect a complete retard to be able to speak in complete sentences, and just like me, he was proven wrong.
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>>220640959
Working on one, not ready yet. Start with one of the big three
>TNG
Diplomacy and philosophical debate
>DS9
Spiritualism and the horrors of war
>VOY
Self-reliance and Survival
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>>220641047
>whats going to happen with us? Do we stay here with you, do we go back to earth?
>lmao thats up to the captain
Then he called the captain
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>>220641435
must be me, but my first thought wouldn't be to call the captain but to make myself comfortable, explore and observe. They're safe, they're care for, they should understand full well that they are neither the priority nor of any help to anyone right now.
But yeah, I just learned a thing. we're doomed if we don't find a way to get your type educated in ways your parents obviously failed to do.
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>>220641098
Thanks, is there a reason why you wouldn't recommend the original series as a starter?
>>220640975
same reason why people have a driving instructor when getting their license. you could technically just get in the car and figure out everything your own, but why would you do that when you could just ask someone with way more experience to teach you the ropes.
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>>220641615
>consuming media is the same as driving a car
holy shit
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>>220641615
>>220641639
zoomers are literally not human anymore
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>>220641532
Intelligent people desire to understand their surroundings, they arent happy just being comfortable. The man was exploring by using the computer to contact Picard. Picard would have saved time and energy by tasking an ensign or random federation citizen to address their questions. Instead he went down there in person and assigned bridge members to the task and got pissy about it, just like youre doing
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>>220641615
The big three are the golden age and TOS is over 60 years old.
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>>220641663
he wasn't trying to understand anything you troglodyte, he was inserting himself and asking for answers while panicking about nonexistant stonks. Every further reply from you drives home the point further that certain people just aren't capable of being patient observers and listeners.
>just like you're doing
as I said, you just helped me understand a thing that I now know is so far above you that we might as well be of different species.
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>>220641732
He was literally asking questions about his current circumstance and Picard gave him a smirk and a little speech instead of explaining. All you've done is repeat that "actually he was a jerk and should have waited." while ignoring that his phome call to Picard actually got answers for himself and the woman. Youre a retarded nigger
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when I hear 'the intermix chamber' of the warp drive I think of some sort of milkshake or dessert food mix.

What if the intermix chamber of the warp drive ran on mint ice cream?
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Seska has to be the best female villain.
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>>220642155
My child, surely you're forgetting someone.
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>>220641980
shut up, ralf
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DS9 is one of those TOS/TNG episodes where the aliens worship a stronger alien as a god but they didn't have Kirk to tell them to knock that gay shit off.
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MAJOR SHUT THAT THING OFF!

COMMANDA QWORF PREPARE TO LAUNCH TORPEGOS!
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>>220642424
ha! i like you
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the only actual human with half a brain of the group is clare raymond and she doesn't even want to be there
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TNG is actually pretty bad trek. I think on average it ranks slightly bellow VOY. Maybe even under ENT.
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star trek sex with q jr
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>TNG is actually pretty bad trek
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>>220642892
how can you heck say this?
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Bedtime prayer time
Dear Lord, I hope I die in Worf's arms, cuddling passionately into his deep embrace, but my cock not twitching
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I think the new phase of Star Trek shows has been great and STA is a continuation of that. The production value is incredible, the cast is diverse and talented, and the storytelling is more nuanced and character-driven than ever before. The new series has managed to honor the legacy of the original while also pushing the franchise in new and exciting directions. I can't wait to see what the future holds for Star Trek.
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so weird that they keep having babies.

I see people in these Trek Episodes whining and crying while holding a bunch of babies.

Brother, did you not see the circumstances around you?

why did you have babies?
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Plague Astro Plague Shit World.

you see a bunch of people with kids saying "We.. didn't even see a scrap of heckin' food or antidote..."

Bro, why did you choose to have kids?
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what the heck Kira's Mother fell into Gul Dukat's hands without even a fight.
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>>220642984
It is the logical conclusion. TNG has quite a high number of skippable episodes where nothing happens. Everyone remembers the best episodes, but rarely is it acknowledged that the two dozen or so peak episodes are buried in seven seasons of what is largely shit.
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>>220643407
You're dismissed.
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