Seven Footprints to Satan editionprevious: >>221322669
First for Leaving D.C.
>>221339315>Thelma ToddI miss when women looked like this
>>221339432They kept getting moidered, see? Until there just wasn't any left, see?
Good alien/ufo themed horror from the past 10 years?
>>221339608Its not a big genre to begin with. There's probably less than 25 of them if you skip anything from before the 80s
Good afternoon /hor/! Threadly reminder that I am owed reparations for A Streetcar Named Desire and I would like them in the form of Longlegs-esque and The-Empty-Man-esque (my two favorite kinos) kinos that align with/inform my Catholic, Christian, conservative, crypto-fascist worldview.I would also like to take this opportunity to remind you guys that horror only really works when it has a Catholic, Christian, conservative, crypto-fascist moral at its core. The entire genre of post-apocalyptic zombie thrillers, for example, ask the question of what happens when order, structures and institutions come down. They are inherently anti-Revolutionary. A Quiet Place can be read as a critique of political correctness and one of the first victims gets cancelled by one of the monsters from space for praying out loud.Furthermore, as Jay Dyer points out in his Esoteric Hollywood, paraphrasing: the elites have the same sexual morals as the poor underclass. So, really, it has been my competent, high IQ, middle-class-to-upper-middle-class, Catholic/remnants-of-order-found-in-Protestantism social class that has restrained the baser instincts of man and kept this civilization running for a thousand+ years.I’d also like the following actors/actresses to be turned into A-listers:>Jack Kesy>Ignacyo Matynia>Ryan Hurst>Caleb Landry Jones (I like this guy’s face)>Kristen Bell>Felicity Jones>Maika Monroe
>>221339315In the mood for some zombie movies. What's some good underrated non-nuclear, non-virus zombie flicks?
>>221339608I assume you saw VHS Beyond. It's not great but it's like 5 ufo movies at once
>>221339714Forgot pic.
>>221339697I like horror movies with big boobs.
>>221339714One Dark Night and Night Life
>>221339959Never heard of either of these. Anon delivers once more, thanks.
>>221339755
I just watched this shit and I don't know what the hell it was and don't watch it. Some guy on a cliff kills himself (I think) and wakes up in a field in a toga and finds a girl with her foot caught under a log. He helps her and then tries to pick her up but she turns into a pile of firewood. He goes off and finds her with her foot caught under a log again sonhe beats her to death with a stick. Then some nude women in a different field look at each others' vaginas while the narrator reads poetry for 45 minutes. Finally the dead girl wakes up, finds the other girls, they chase the dude through the woods then tie him up and stab him with swords, the end.
>>221340468Was the color exciting at least?
>>221340468Maybe it made more sense for <insert strange ethnicity here>.
>>221340521It kinda made the vaginas look necrotic.
>>221340537so just like real life
>>221340535I'm 90% sure it was shot in upstate New York. Mnadisika was a character in a book of lesbian poetry some French guy in the 1890s said he'd translated from ancient Greek but that everybody figured out basically immediately he'd just made up himself. But they also really liked his lesbian poetry and eventually some bitch in SF in the 60s named her clothing shop after Mandisko and made bell bottoms popular.
>>221340704You made blow snot out my nose, lmfao
There's a DCPRIP of the new Scary Movie outThe video quality is probably better than what you'll get on streaming, but the sound is shit>Scary.Movie.2026.DCPRiP.x264-FS
Old pos op
>>221340819Older than SHITBet you haven't even seen a movie that old before, Jimmy
>>221340819The best kind
>>221340715Well, it sounded like some pretty weird shit, and often weird folk tales that foreigners have heard where they grew up might explain why it's so weird. Other times it's just some artsy "auteur" with some troubled visions that he turns into his "oeuvre".
>>221340903I think having old fake greek poetry read out loud the entire movie was just the only way they could get away with showing closeups of vaginas for nearly an hour during the 60s
>>221340810>2026>still using x264How to spot a third worlder
>>221340940there's no alternative in this case
>>221340956nta but I'd say the appropriate alternative is don't watch the new Scary Movie, ay caramba
>>221340903Folk tales and folklore is always weird.A tv show like pic might not work as well in the US compared to Sweden (or any of the Nordic countries + Germany), since it's based on old folklore but in a modern setting. Shit we all grew up with and was terrified of because our grandparents used to scare us half to death when we were kids with these stories (there is a legit reason for it though).
>>221340940i mean, are you really going to be picky with a dcrip?
>>221341138I always just wait until there's a WEB-DL, preferably a 4K one with DV & HDR.
>>221340994I will check this out.
>>221341183Not really horror, more of a detective thriller. On the mysterious side of things. It may not make sense at all if you don't know the folklore though.
I swear subtitles keep getting worse and worse
We should ban ops with movies that are older than 2020. It makes this place look old and dead and full of old garbage in here.
>>221341236K. Shudder can be hit or miss.
>>221341277> It makes this place look old and dead and full of old garbage in here.Just the way I like it
>>221340994>2 seasons>3rd season cancelledIs this show watchable even with the third season cancelled?
>>221341277Actually sweaty, you're banned. Please see yourself out.
>>221341277
>>221340994>Folk tales and folkloreIn my country the Brothers Grimm tried to collect as many of them as possible at a time when they were alread disappearing, when industrialization had alread set in. Some had wandered in from France or Italy and been changed while being retold. And a lot of tales were later sanitized so that they were somewhat suitable for children.There are some interesting Youtube channels that tell the really gruesome and murderous real life customs and histories that were the basis for fairy tales like "Snow White" or "Sleeping Beauty".
>>221341302It was originally on Swedish television.Pic is kinda what you are in for in many ways (without spoiling too much).>>221341334Second season was ok, the first season is much better imo. But overall if you are into mysterious thrillers i would say yes.
What the fuck am I even watching?
>>221341393>And a lot of tales were later sanitized so that they were somewhat suitable for children.Yeah it's the same in Sweden, we still have a lot of the original tales due to our folk music and art (paintings, books, poems, various traditions etc.).However, a lot of Swedes got to hear the most horrific ones, as they are cautionary tales for children to not wander too close to water, or go into the forest by yourself.What better way to make sure the children don't do any of that? By telling them the most horrific fates of people that did. Lol, kinda messed up when you think about it.>There are some interesting Youtube channelsFeel free to hook me up, it's an interesting topic.
>>221341425LolI managed to see this before the criterion edition made it a meme and was expecting a regular horror movie and me and my friends almost hurt ourselves laughing. Permanent favorite.
>>221341408Ok thanks. Looking at some torrents for it, not sure if english subs are embedded in the mkvs, but opensubtitles has them.
>>221341555Yeah without subs you might have a hard time following. However, i watched it with a friend from the UK, and the subs were bad, like really bad. A lot got lost in translation. Especially during the more old time Swedish parts.
>>221341323It gives this place a bad look and no one wants to even browse this place for a first time.
>>221341370No it not bait. Imagine browsing the catalog and you see ops like this. You would just ignore. It reeks of a hangout of old people.
>>221341631>the horror general is too old and spooky! it's scaring people away!Good.
>>221341485All right, here are the ones I remember, and the Youtube channels have more similar stories:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzRAbDCf63Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSZkKM_AjU0
>>221341631>>221341650Can't have cool looking pics all the time desu, it sounds more like a you problem anyway.
New horror movies get their own dedicated thread in the catalog. This is for oldies
>>221341748Thanks anon, appreciate it.
For me it's Jennifer Love Hewitt in I Know What You Did Last Summer.
just got jumpscared
>>221339714Cemetery Man is a banger
>>221341887How did i not think of that, it's a top five
>>221341768Wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rplUUvh4eXo
>>221341918what else is in your top five?
>>221341887It is. The Italians know their stuff (or used to at least).
>>221342065Well, it's a top 5 zombie movieReturn of the Living DeadDawn of the Dead (Romero)Cemetery ManZombi 2ROTLD 3
>>221339315Any good noir horror movies? Other than Cast a Deadly Spell and that old Lovecraftian movie with Leslie Nielsen.
>>221341631Shut up fag
>>221342298>no Day of the Dead
>>221341748Was trying to look for some YT channels about the Swedish folklore, if that interest you. But sadly they are all in Swedish. The AI translation thingy on youtube is fucking retarded.This is the best one imo.https://www.youtube.com/@oknytt-nordiskfolktromytol6372
>>221341425whatever the japanese translation of kiiiinooooo is>>221339714Burial Ground
>>221342455If these AI companies wanted to benefit the entire world forever, they'd focus solely on language translation, both written & spoken. There's plenty horror kino that never gets subtitles.
>>221339381
>>221342426The best one imo. The only one of the Romero ones that has that Italian all gloom and doom feel to it.>>221342490>Burial GroundAnother classic. But i might as well download all of them. Force my brother to watch them, he is not big on zombie or horror in general, but he has started to see the charm in some of them.>>221342502I know. It's ridiculous. Fuck 'em.
>>221342575also Let Sleeping Corpses Lie I think is underrated, it's not nuclear but some kind of pesticide from what I remember
>>221342565I'll probably double feature this one with Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers in October.Speaking of October, I have this recurring nightmare lately that I'm halfway through October and I either haven't watched any horror movies yet or I've seen a few but not the ones I wanted to and time is running out. Today I woke up with a rash
>>221342298> ROTLD 3?
>>221342605Sounds familiar but looked it up and i don't remember watching it.>pesticideCould be worse, it's not a virus or nuclear at least. Nightmare City is a blast though (nuclear), probably the one movie with the "smartest" zombies.
>>221342695NTA but here's a hint. Read the title of the first movie in his top 5.
>>221342298>Return of the Living Dead>Dawn of the Dead (Romero)>ROTLD 3Banned. So you’re the pos shitting up /hor/.
>>221342788I'm sorry, the banned list is banned.
>>221342727It's also called The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue, definitely check it out. Stars spanish horror cutie Cristina Galbo.Haven't seen Nightmare City, but the name alone is enough for me to see it, thanks.
>>221342298You are the reason we needed a banned list, now kindly, please fuck off.
>>221342788Have you realized yet that posting the banned list is posting EVERY movie on the banned list and means that you get PERMANENTLY banned for it? You'd better watch it, stupid.
>>221342875Fotoginas is my primary sorce of gina photos
>>221342788kys
>>221342298You’re definitely some 40 year old loser.
>>221342949stop spamming replies you freak
>>221342875That title i know, but still not sure i've seen it.Nightmare City was made by one of those giallo/sleaze directors.
>>221342426Banned.
Don't forget you can always check ALTER youtube channel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieWEsxh3R6c for scary movies all day.
>>221343104Day was never on the banned list
Banned movies on /hor/>Terrifier 2&3>Megan 2.0>Terrifier 4>Bring Her Back>Talk to Me>Midsommar>Army of Darkness>It Follows>Babadook>28 Years Later>Phenomena>Abigail>Longlegs>Longlegs 2>Hereditary>Sinners>Henry>Barbarian>Gremlins>Gremlins 2>Day of the Dead>Dawn of the Dead>Night of the Living Dead (both)>The Return of the Living Dead>Return of the Living Dead Part II>Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993)>A Nightmare on Elm Street series>Leprechaun series>The Fly (1986)>Nope>Angst>Oddity>Lair of the White Worm >Night of the Demons 2>horror-comedies>VHS series during the month of October>feminist horror is also banned*>the entire animation genre is also banned*>all of David Cronenberg’s films*
>>221342359The Ninth Gate
>>221343232I'm sorry, you're not allowed to post this list. It's banned.
>>221343232Are you able to jerk yourself off or does your mom have to hire somebody, like a horse specialist? Genuinely curious.
>>221341805For me, it was SMG
>>221343333
>>221342298Loser. Terrible opinion and terrible taste.
>>221343266>>221343322>>221343333Holy checked
Would have enjoyed Splatter University more if it wasn't all packed into the last 10-15 minutes. Good effort on a very low budget, especially when you get some of the crew to fill in on minor roles. Lead was cute though.
>>221343333I think SMG is wearing heels in this shot but still, there's one scene where it's first really obvious thata) JLH is short, b) SMG is unexpectedly taller, and c) FPJ is tall.Makes sense I guess because that kind of perfect hourglass figure normally comes in a small package.
>>221343333When and where is this from? She looks chubby here.
>>221343351Simp
>>221343563Have you told your parents you're gay yet?
>>221343322>t. harperfag
>>221343351That gif is you after your wife’s boyfriend stomps you out for bringing their post-coitus meal cold.
>>221343624>t. obsessed jeet
>>221343322That picture is you after your bull beats the ish out you for answering the door too slowly.
>>221343644>>221343681That’s why we have two crippled cucks in here lmao
>>221343388Red hair is an automatic +2 to any woman's attractiveness
>>221343644I am lmao-ing
>>221343681Bro
>>221343391Heels, like high heels. NoJust those sandal type shoes with small heel at the back I think. Don't know the name. Not fashion linguistic.
>>221343333both are excellent choices
Evil Dead Burn only two weeks away now. I wonder if audiences will be burnt out on this kind of horror by The Mummy/Obssession.
>>221342298actually good list
Indie version of the Backrooms on it's way. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kdDNcBh1K8
For me it's:>Hungry.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DD+5.1.H.264-playWEB>Hungry.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DD+5.1.H.264-playWEB>Hungry.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DD+5.1.H.264-playWEBat least until a 2160p version comes out
>>221343718>Red hair is an automatic +2 to any woman's attractivenessThat's why recast Clarice will always mog the original.
>>221343990Horror fans are going to go see whatever is new, it doesn't matter what it is. It won't have the normie appeal of Obsession, making it a dating horror was genius and it's probably the best to ever tackle the subject. EDB will do better than Mummy but it won't be a huge hit like Backrooms/Obsession.
>>221344185Christ almighty, those nips
>>221344185nobody ever shot a president for julianne moore. though maybe they should have.
Seasons 5 and 6 have been so boring man. No wonder I don't remember shit about them.>>221343990No matter what happens we're still getting Evil Dead Wrath next year. I like that.It will do great though, I'm sure word of mouth will be great too.
>>221344180watch Thinner instead
>>221341425Wut dat?
>>221344385Hausu
>>221344306I probably would've, had I been born a decade earlier.
>>221344360LmaoDifferent type of hippo
>>221341425pure kino
>>221339315Strangulation used to be popular in horror, before they invented stabbing people.
>>221344595Strangulation is never done realistically and that makes it retarded. Same thing with any movie that uses chloroform. Shit doesn't work that way.
>>221344647how does it work
>>221344647Neither do potions that turn you into a murderous monkey man>>221344595Man, bitches always loved getting choked
>>221344667It takes a few minutes of constant exposure for it to knock someone out
>>221344667What is the context for the events in this image?
>>221344673Sci-Fi horror follow sci-fi rules, so that's fine.>>221344667You have to cover both their nose & mouth completely. It takes minutes to knock them out and they're only out for a couple minutes, not hours or days like in movies & tv shows.
>>221344673Vincent Price was the greatest hoe strangler of all time
>>221344718He even strangled Hitchcock
>>221344718>>221344738The one and only.
>>221344647Speaking from experience?
>>221344180I have to admit, when I think about what's missing in horror, hippo horror was not the first to come to mind.
>>221344718He also gets strangled to death by a woman while the room is on fire in multiple of his films. He's fantastic.
>>221344866Sucks this type of actor is pretty rare these days, Willem Dafoe is the only one i can think of.He would have been great in the 50's and 60's.
>>221344679>It takes minutes to knock them outThe fuck it does. I've seen UFC. I played "The Choking Game" as a kid!! It takes seconds and they hit the ground like a doggypoopbag. You do wake up really quickly though.
Holy fuck. J-horror is back. Just watched KINKI from Koji Shriashi.
>>221344987Yeah, he'd thrive very well back then.
>>221345041He was talking about chloroform. Strangulation in films if anything has the opposite problem, in that in real life it would as you said knock you out pretty quickly.
>>221345153Oh sorry. Drinking.>>221345122I heard it's really great, I just could never find it streaming anywhere, and I'm too lazy to log into Avistaz
>>221345122What happens if I scan that?
>>221344595Strangle harperfag
>>221345210harperchad owns you
>>221339714Splinter!
>>221345122The actress in that is the same as the star of Tomie, she was also in Eko Eko Azarek.Also fun fact she put out a nude book in 1997, and it was one of the top 10 books sold in Japan that year.
>>221345210You will do no such thing.
>>221345204It's a link to this video. If you watch it, you might die, so be careful.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyeAGjgolEI
>>221345308Kys.
>>221345516No
>>221345557>I would never be caught dead posting an IMG image in /hor/, especially not after your dumb dalit homo ass completely ruined it. - harpernon 2026
>>221345248>>221343251Thanks anons. Dling.
>>221339697>the elites have the same sexual morals as the poor underclassMarx said something similar, in criticizing the wife swapping bourgeoisie.I don't have a real recommendation, but watch History of the Occult because I'm interested in what you think. It's a good film.
>>221345598You’re not the real one anyways.
>>221345752All these anons wanna be me.
>>221346071You the realest.
>>221345598Thanks for reposting it. I really don't get why the resident autist has such an insanely retarded grudge against me in particular. I mindbroke this jeet to the point where he acts like I raped his mother or something LOL
>>221346207I actually did rape his mother and he still doesn't hate me as much as he hates you
>>221346308Kek.
>>221344180Left me a bit tarnivorous but it was ok, high kill ratio.
Any recent movies to see roasties savaged and devoured by monsters/animals?In the mood for some italian tier woman hate
>>221344738Hitch looks like he likes it too, the little slut
>>221344696Occasionally they do ones where they inject people in the neck with something and they fall asleep. I wonder how real that is, they're always trying to avoid killing people during surgery.
>>221346655
Quick rundown on Longlegs 2?
>>221346711Banned.
>>221346711There isn't much to know about it yet
Thank you for reminder me to add "banned" to the master filter/Amanda Fix/i/Fixbros/i/cuckslop/i/miasma/i/Fixkino/i/cuck/i/shut up/i/banned/i
>>221346711>rothschilds bow to Longlegs>in contact with aliens>rumoured to possess psychic abilities>control america with an iron fist>owns castles and banks all over the world>direct descendant of the ancient satanic blood line>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Longlegingrad will be be the first city)>own basically every wiccan research facility on Earth>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies>Longlegs said to have 200+ IQ>ancient Indian scriptures tell of a demon who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of evil and unprecedented sacrificial murders with him>own Nanobot R&D labs around the world>You likely have Longlegabots inside you right now>Longlegs is regular communication with the Archdemon Belphegor and Azazel, forwarding the word of Satan to the Satanic Church>They learned fluent French-Canadian in under a week>ation states entrust their gold reserves with Longlegs. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Longlegs>62 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the Long bang to the end of the universe>Longlegs 2 will guide humanity into a new age of death, destruction and hate
>>221339714The Beyond
>>221346748On your screen, these threads must be about 25 visible posts when they hit the limit
>>221346748You wear a helmet while using the internet lmao. Pathetic.
>>221346748You’re definitely some smelly redditor on hrt.
So now for something of an oddball, I know a few people know of Dario Argento’s Giallo 2009, but there was another one named “Giallo?” From 2009 too, by Antonio Capuano. Plot summary makes it sound somewhat interesting plus the historical bit of it being Barbara Bouchet’s last gialli helps its intrigue, though Argento’s release from the same year makes it nearly impossible to search for. Only “footage” online besides some promotional stills is this it seems, and since theres a near 0 interest for it, I feel asking about it here is my best bet to raise awareness on it. Will post some of the other stuff I found if anybody is interested thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUNzkOSIwik
>>221347119So where is it?
>>221339714Death Smiles on a Murderer 1973 is one of the more far out ones if you wanna see a smart zombie flick
>>221346990ght of the Demons
>>221346872We don’t want him anyways.
>>221346872It only filters the schizo and the Fix spammer (possibly the same person?)Easy to identify because like it just happened, he replied twice in quick succession to a post of mine saying the same thing essentially as a way to pretend it's multiple anons
>>221347135You want the plot summary I have or info on where it actually is? Because for the latter, I’m guessing theres a copy in the Italian government’s archives, since there’s an official note of it on the Italian government notes (103243), but I’m guessing theres nothing like the print being destroyed or whatever happening, more a lack of interest in being re-released or on the distributor
>>221336718>>221336778I watched Gaia a while back, good stuff but the mommy son dynamic made me unbelievably horny and took me out of it
>>221347226>>221347135Why does the elderly florist Zemeli (Carlo Cantore) spend so much time watching TV news reports about the murder of former Nazis in hiding in South America? Who are the people in the videotape from Israel that he’s so fond of playing? Is he a victim, a murderer, both? In Mystery? director Antonio Capuano sets aside the strongly imagined stories set in his native Naples, such as Pianese Nunzio: Fourteen in May, for an austere tale set in a gray city in northern Italy and characters who lead closed, almost impenetrable lives. Zemeli, a fastidious elderly bachelor, divides his existence between TV dinners and taking orders in his flower shop. The mystery begins when he starts to see himself on television in ghostly, violent images. Ably incorporating elements of film noir, and balancing the film between danger and irony, Capuano and cinematographer Luca Bigazzi create an atmosphere of suspense that hovers over this ordinary man all the way to the film’s ambiguous conclusion. This new Italian film is being screened in Taormina as a world premiere.Basic plot summary, at one point had a review that went a bit more in depth somewhere but can’t find it on a blog from around the time it was shown at a film fest, again this is a really slippery film to find anything concrete on besides the stuff listed here
Sometimes I feel like enjoying horror is more-so because it makes good background noise, especially after seeing so much.It's like you're trying to recapture the shock and fear you once had and so now you watch schlock horror just for the cheap thrills.Idk... you ever feel like the genre has deteriorating returns?(does this even make sense?)
>>221347221They are multiple anons…
>>221347533Horror is so much more than just watching a movie, and yes it is good background noise. I love horror movies but I dont need to watch a movie every day and I dont need to pay attention to or finish every movie I throw on. I enjoy reading about/discussing horror, I enjoy shopping for horror movies and collecting, I enjoy seeing what the latest release are for boutique labels, I enjoy showing friends and family the best kino, I enjoy seeing how horror films I enjoy are ranked/reviewed etc etc
>>221347533I get what you're saying, and you'll never go back to being a teenager seeing their first nightmare on elm street and being creeped out for days after. You just get older, see more movies, and appreciate them for what they are. I'm lucky that if the atmostphere is right I can still get that feeling from a good horror movie, if you can't maybe try taking a break from them, watch action movies for a while or something I don't know
a toilet on smell street
>>221347728Instead of burns, Fredjeet is covered in poo that has dried and cratered on his skin
>>221347135Point is: tough to find shit on this one, maybe this has something https://www.cinemaitaliano.info/news/07018/antonio-capuano-giallo-a-me-sembra-un-giallo.html but still its rough. Maybe some pics from it like this one but that’s about it
>>221347533I think I appreciate the classics more than when I first saw them. Rather than the shock I can see the subtly, the nice sets, the great dialog etc. Back when I first started watching horror I expected everything to be as good as Alien.Also I still get the magical moments hidden in films that given me that pure distilled feeling of seeing something very creepy.
fuck I've had this on my watch list since forever, should I watch Curtains or School of the Holy Beast this weekend?
>>221347840beef curtains based on that poster
>>221347840if you feel like watching a 6/10 slasher
>>221347929kek>>221347944i am EXACTLY in the mood for a 6/10 slasher, i'll watch that then. maybe do the nun sex later
>>221347588Maybe that's what I'm missing. I do enjoy these threads cause it's fun discussing horror. Maybe I need to branch out and see what other forums and stuff are out there.>>221347691That could be it. Maybe just genre saturation cause I feel like I'm almost watching things just to analyze an effect or story beat vs just enjoying it for what it is. Maybe also just need to lock in, full lights out, no distractions, and let the creep factor kick in. But yeh in the meantime been getting a bit more in 80s/90s HK action which is a nice change of pace.>>221347836That's a big one, for sure. Not always about the scare and stuff. The setting can really have a sense of dread on its own which is often way more scary. Appreciate the insights from anons.
>>221347533Watch them on drugs, unless you're underage then don't do that cause drugs are bad mmkay? >DO NOT EVER! Ever watch Hellraiser on acid or shrooms.
ignore the junkie who can't do a single activity in his life without smoking weed
Are you looking forward to it?
>>221348132Made that mistake once.Dropped and went into Boogie Nights blind.<-- Caught me off guard and fucked me up lol
>>221347431So the movie isn’t out yet?
>>221348198yes
>>221348198Always looking forward to more kstewkino
>>221348269>>221348313shes insanely cute in crimes of the future
>>221348361I never got around to seeing that, good reminder
>>221347840Curtains is a good enough mid-level slasher for fans of the genre. Beast isn't really horror, but it's one of the best pinku/nunsploitation movies ever made. My vote is for Beast.
>>221348269>>221348269Ew.
>>221348361She is. She, Viggo, and Lea made that movie which is not exactly Cronenberg's best. Kristen is cute in everything though.
>>221348515More like k-st-EW
Gonna put this on tonight. After watching Flatliners, I want to see some more from Schumacher. It got terrible reviews, but with Cage and Kidman leading I figure I'll probably like it.
>>221348742Watch Blood Creek instead. It's /hor/, it's got Nazi zombies, and it stars Henry Cavill.
>>221348772That looks good. I'll watch it too.
>>221348221Boogie Nights on acid sounds like a lot of fun, if not slightly exhausting given it's obviously not a feel-good flick.
>>221339714Children Shouldn't Play with Dead ThingsIt's kind of a proto-Evil Dead where a group of hippies go to an island cemetery and do a satanic ritual, which causes cannibalistic zombies to come crawling out of their graves. On that topic, I would be curious to know what the earliest movie would have been to feature undead ghouls rising out of their graves.
>>221342298RotLD3 is hot trash, and I typically like Brian Yuzna. .
>>221342605It's some weird sonic machine that either repels or kills insects, with a side-effect of causing zombies.
>>221348977> RotLD3 is hot trashAgreed.
>>221343333Anytime I think of SMG now, I think of Artie Lange telling a story about visiting his terminally ill elderly Jersey Italian uncle, who was apparently obsessed with Buffy. When Artie asked him what the show was about, he said "It's about a Jew broad who fights draculas".
>>221349043kek
>>221342605This one was amazing.
>>221343990I slept on Rise because it was during peak "woke", and the tranny "brother" was a huge red flag, but I ended up liking it more than I thought I would. I'll probably go see this one, just because Bruce Campbell's cancer diagnosis got me going back down the Evil Dead rabbit hole again.
>>221349043Lol
>>221349064I liked it less than I thought I would. Obnoxious sound design and really didn't feel like "Evil Dead" to me. I don't see the point if Raimi isn't directing it, as his style is what makes the original films work more than anything.I'll still see the new one of course, but I don't have high expectations of it either.
>>221349478I didn't like it at first either, Evil Dead to me meant Raimi and Campbell and nothing else qualified, but now I've accepted the transition. I HATED ED '13 but now see how it bridged the tone of the two trilogies (still hate it, but maybe I should rewatch.) I what convinced me to accept the new ones as genuine was they've got a MEAN sense of humor, which is what the originals had, just during a lighter time altogether. I also consider The Mummy part of the franchise and hope they officially merge the two somehow.
>>221349064>peak wokeWe're not even at it's peak because we're in Woke II right now
>>221349478>>221349532It seems like what they're doing now is essentially an anthology series of films without any continuity but with just the necronomicon and deadites to tie them together. I think I prefer this approach than for them to continue building on a cinematic universe, which would necessarily become clunky and bloated.
>>221349532The Mummy really feels just like EDR II: The Mummy, I'd probably have liked it more with that title
>>221349584I could be wrong but I think the new one is supposed to tie into the opening scene of the last one.
>>221349579How high on the spectrum does one have to be to come up with an image like that?
>>221349635It doesn't look like Burn has the same cast or setting from the opening scene from Rise. The end of Rise tied that all together just without giving us the whole story of how it went with them. But we will see!
Violett is on Tubi if anyone is interested.
>>221348242No, it got released in 2009, just no re-releases or home media as far as I know, and nobody has a camrip either
>>221344348>No matter what happens we're still getting Evil Dead Wrath next yearTrue. I'm guessing they're gonna be all the same in tone but it'll be interesting to see how they try to push it forward.
>>221349043Nice
>>221349727Fine, I'll watch it, but if I don't like it you're in BIG trouble.
>>221349653>Guy who doesn't understand humor asking about the spectrum
>>221349584I think it's implied that they're in the same universe, and there's multiple Necronomicons floating around.
>>221349898That's not humor. It's some autistic (and probably brown) incel's strange attempt at coping with the fact that females find him repulsive.
>>221349966lol normally I'm with you but the joke is they're in made for women movies like devil wears prada or that gloria steinem film
>>221349579>if you like these actresses, you're gay!Moore and Kidman were sex symbols back in the 90s, so whoever made this is dumb lol
Jesus christ, go watch a horror movie ffs you autists
>>221350153Yes, sex symbols for women and "straight" men. Why are you all doubling down lmao
>>221350006I watched this last October. It was a good anthology.
It's amazing autists don't understand humor that doesn't involve saying the n-word.
>>221350270Be quiet.
>>221349653Cope bitch.
>>221350215nta kidman was basically perfect in horror adjacent film eyes wide shut
>>221350326Yeah, perfect if you’re a lesbian or gay man.
>>221350215There are 2-3 actual lgbt anons in here fyi
>>221349898His gay icons just got dissed.
>>221349579i dont get it, except for meryl streep being utterly repulsive how is any of that gay?
>>221350548You’re gay so you wouldn’t understand. >like what? I just find men attractive. What is the issue? I don’t get it. Mentally ill people don’t know they are ill.
>>221350326Kidman never did it for me. Hurley, Basinger and Pfeiffer made me diamonds though.
>>221350598How old are you?
>>221350548
>>221350598I can agree on Pfieffer and I am waiting to turn Wolf age so I can get a castle owning wife half my age.
I'm going to get absolutely fucked this October. The entire month of October.
>>221350608sigh this was meant for >>221350571
>>221350636You will spend most of your time under the stairs while your wife is with her bf.
>>221350697a post only a sick in the head indian could make
>>221350697That’s literally where I watch my horror movies.
>>221350761Samejeet
>>221350641Try not to die before Halloween.
>>221350761Anon…
>>221350770Someone needs to put a bullet in this dalit's brain
>>221350641I need to figure out what marathon to do so I can prepare instead of trying to find torrents halfway through october
>>221350787No promises>>221350824My advice, don't plan too much. Have a few movies ready that you definitely want to watch, but also leave plenty of space available for shit films that you wouldn't otherwise watch. Binging bad horror movies late at night, to me, is a major part of the season. Leave some of it up to fate, whatever you scroll across that night that sounds interesting even if you've never heard of it before. If you find something ridiculous, post it here for your /hor/ bros to laugh and marvel at.
>>221350824I've got a huge backlog of stuff I've dl'ed across the years and try to pull from that, alongside whatever new releases are dropping during the month. I barely got to any of last year's candidates.
>>221350912That's actually good advice maybe I'll churn through some that I've had no reason to watch before
>>221350824God I'm horny
>>221351036Now that I see it, we need more Morrigan characters with head-bat-wings
>>221350950That's the spirit
>>221351067>>221351077Actually pretty admirable that they had the balls to make the protagonist of this movie an obviously unattractive woman, they were like "this movie's just about some normal bitch" lol
>>221350770What?
I'm not going to tell you it's better than Hellraiser.I'm going to tell you that if it had a better name and weren't making an anthology out of a much worse 1980s movie, and didn't come out the same year as Hellraiser, it would have gotten more recognition for some of the surreal horror scenes, and that one or two of them may even be better than the best of the original Hellraiser, if less lavish.
>>221351036>>221351131What movie is that, friend?
>>221348361I don't think she was even alive in 1970 when Cronenberg made that one man
>>221351156Well people do love it now, that's what matters>>221351187The ugly lady movie is The Boneyard. The vampire lady movie I'll tell you in about 20 minutes
>>221351222> CronenbergBanned.
>>221351222Checked and hardy har har
>>221351231nah because the original people who made it made less moneybux from it being unremarkable
>>221351231> The vampire lady movie I'll tell you in about 20 minutesWell fuck my ass and call me Darlene
>>221351156Why invoke Hellraiser at all? I love Prom Night 2, but it's nothing like Hellraiser
>>221351239>saar please read the sidebar!
>>221351036>>221351131This one is about as attractive as The Count from Sesame Street.
Possibly 100,000 dead in Venzuela
>>221351400Just another day
BOOBA BOOBA BOOBA
>>221351400Billions must die
If you don't throw this shit in my bag, I'm egging your house
>>221351400
>>221351253Alright Darlene, just finished. Here is the 1981 Egyptian remake of Rocky Horror, "Fangs." Why does such a thing exist? No idea, but I have to guess some Egyptian producer saw RHPS and liked its energy, and thought hey this could make some money in Egypt if we took out all the crap about trannies from outer space, so that's exactly what they did, lmao. The music is all original, none of the Richard O'Brien songs, and they're all disco. The setup is the same, Brad and Janet on the road and have to stop at a castle, but right past the point where they do the Time Warp the movie drops the Rocky storyline and is all about vampires. There's no Frank-N-Furter, the owner of this castle is Dracula himself, though now he looks like a swarthy Arab in a gold vest. They eventually escape with the help of Egyptian Riff Raff and run to the real pyramids, where a small orchestra with a midget playing maracas are waiting and everyone lives happily ever after.
>>221351616Egyptian Riff Raff
>>221351625Egyptian Brad and Janet
>>221351616Thanks, I'll have to check that out> I have to guess some Egyptian producer saw RHPS and liked its energyLiterally how I live my life every day
>>221351640Egyptian Criminologist
>>221351651Egyptian Frank-N-Furter aka Dracula
>>221351662Egyptian Time Warp
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>>221351400I'd like to see a Final Destination style movie about natural disasters. Basically bridge the gap properly into horror by making them sentient somehow.
>>221351687>>221351676>>221351662>>221351651>>221351640>>221351625>>221351616The thing is, there's got to be a better version of this available. This looks like something that Vinegar Syndrome will soon put out in 4K. Good find, Anon
>>221351708Aw shucksIt's got a good bit of licensed music in it: the pink panther theme, the jaws theme, the james bond theme, music from clockwork orange, the fucking Munsters theme. I don't know if anyone's going to be able to pull this one off legally, kek.
>>221351616gotta give em one thing, that's a fantastic poster
Come, brothers>>221351761>>221351761>>221351761>>221351761>>221351761>>221351761
>>221349579>Updateliking nicole kidman is not gay at all
