CUTE editionprevious thread >>221566959
i'm only about 15 minutes into this episode and I think it's the best I have ever seen from the GoT universe. feels like crusader kings 3.
Ulf is like the clueless PC in the world of a serious DM. He asks for absolutely ridiculous things and is known for having inappropriate manners with nobles, but everyone treats him nicely, because they know he is a powerful, but retarded commoner, who has no idea how things work. One of my favourite characters.
>>221572081>Say hi daeron, hi daeron>whos god damn white haired baby is that?>This is your rider daeron, ok? hes just had his hair bleached>Tessarion looks at the squire>Now that one that one might be mine im not totally sure. Just because you name him daeron dont mean is daeron, but i dont care whos baby that is this aint my rider.>He's the only one that ever rode you...>Now bitch lemme explain to you. I've been with daeron for sixteen consecutive years. You know how long comsecutive is right?>Yes>That mean one right after the motherfucking other...
He comes....
Honestly a great episode. Lots to chew here
it felt like one of those episodes of Bridgetslop my gf made me watch
>>221572119it was funnier with the other image but still a kekking (you) for you
>>221572127really chewing on this one
>>221572113
The absolute state of these threads is the mens fault
>>221572113Nice to see new man doing well for himself
>>221572081this was her magnum opus. u rike?
>>221572156yeah, its pretty good
>>221571968>>221572051At this point its getting more and more likely Jahaera will survive in the showverse to be the mother of Aegon III's kids, like it was originally in the lore before AWOIAF.With their whole fanfiction revolving around the lesbian friendship of Rhaenyra and Alicent their blood sharing the Throne is the most logical ending
FUCKING WOMAN
>>221572081Pissing off the Nobles AND Corlys was retarded. My wife paused it and told she had lost her suspension of disbelief concerning her ineptitude at ruling after being trained since young adulthood for the role. So was the fake Daeron the same red headed squire in the first/2nd episode? Ir different actors? Why so much energy put into obfuscation of this dude? It almost makes me wonder if theres some kind of story change that makes the shifty attitude neccesary, a la Raena/Nettles. I know the storyline going forward and it diesnt seem like hes *that* important.
>>221572156I truly hope she finds herself impaled on a hay rake before ever getting another project
>>221572164vaemond fucking won
>>221572156>last episode written by sara hess this seasonthank fuck, the rest of the episodes might not be so fully retarded
Why don’t dragonriders ever just fuck off and conquer a foreign land? Or at least do any traveling? It seems like no one has visited Daeron in 16 years despite all having their own private jets
>>221572178>My wife paused it and told she had lost her suspension of disbelief concerning her ineptitude at ruling after being trained since young adulthood for the role.well she's definitely not at peak performance considering all that's happened very recently
>>221572178>So was the fake Daeron the same red headed squire in the first/2nd episode?I believe that is the real Daeron>Ir different actors?Yes the fake one is played by a biological woman who has "transitioned" to a man/boy?The real one is played by an actor who is gonna play Link in the Zelda movie
Is Daeron isch?
>>221572113I feel like.......going out of their way to be at least pleasant and charitable for the dragon bastards would have been the smart thing to do. How they arent each owed a castle AT LEAST is beyond me, much less legitimization and housing.
>>221572156>Scissoring empressThe only aspect i like of her writing is her portrayat of Daemon as a violent sociopath with a God complex>>221572190Oh. Well, goodbye to this Daemon then?
>>221572178I think the fake Daeron stuff is just to setup Ormund as a schemer who is still in this war to win. But they could have done the exact same thing by just having the news of him taking over Tumbleton without the fake Daeron plot. It's just filler.
>>221572192Yes she is quite dumb.
>>221572191Because le everyone didnt saw Daeron for years its a dumb show-only twist to justify the even dumber fake Daeron subplot. In the books he traveled to KL often, pretty much weekly
>>221572191Alicent literally says in this episode that she last saw him 5 years ago. Daemon or Rhaenyra not knowing what he looks like is reasonable.
>>221572164
>>221572191Dragons aren't cars you keep the key to. They stay chained in a pit under guard until cleared for travel by whomever is in power.
>>221572178I get the impression they want to do a fake Daeron plot because characters like (f)Arya and (f)Aegon were cut from GoT, and they wanted to do something similar. HotD is jam-packed with bookfag masturbation. But I just don't know what justifies including this as an OC plot point in the story. There doesn't seem to be legitimate leaks beyond the first 4 episodes, so honestly who knows what they're planning.
>>221572214the banquet was a zinger, though.
>watching Preston>he was nitpicking and bitching about all other episodes>no notes for this episodeI am going to become the joker
>>221572214shes on her period, give it a week and she will fix everything>riots will happen before her period stopsnevermind
>>221572229>>221572210Alicent identifying Daeron as a fake was irrelevant because as soon as the dragonkeeper shows up to say what happened they will know that Daeron is fake if Tessarion is still going into battle lol
>>221572237Rhaenyra and Daemon took their dragons on joyrides all the time
>>221572240Its utterly retardes that we are waisting time with a fake Daeron when the OG One was already added into the story wayyy too late to make sense. Could had used all the fDaeron screentine to flesh out the true one and why its a new treat for Rhaenyra The fact Rhaenyra have more lines exchanged with an mpostor than with all her four half-sibling combined is even more retarded
>>221572124
>tfw no kisses
>>221572164if Rhaenyra was at the battle of the Gullet and survived youd bet she would legitimize his sonsin fact when was the last time she was in mortal danger apart from the assassination attempt?
>>221572267They have power and care nothing for Daeron, so the point still stands
>>221572081The actress looks like RoP's Galadriel's actress's younger sister, two mice
>>221572124this nigga confused as hell
>>221572178it's precisely because of her being trained since young adulthood that she doesn't curl up and cry 24/7 amid the grief of losing her children and overwhelming amount of unforeseen problems
>>221572156Yeah, this was a lot better than her season 1 output at a minimum and having Rhaenyra progressively going further off the deep end did a lot to undo the righteous girlboss schlock they were writing for her to stall in season 2 When Sara Hess writes an episode the gods flip a coin
>>221572298>overwhelming amount of unforeseen problemsshe beheaded the people that would or couldve told her about these problems and potentially solve them>they needed to be executed because of the warso did alicent and anyone else that could challenge her legitimacy, but they get spared
>Ah yes, Aegon hanged all the ratcatchersholy kino
>>221572320who specifically could have told her about the treasury being stolen or her kid dying or her period or the rats eating candles that she beheaded
>>221572164too bad daemon wasn't there
Ratbros, how are we feeling?
>Helena asking about if it made her feel better about losing Jace despite herself losing a child to a man just down the hall
>>221572346>who specifically could have told her about the treasury being stolenIronrodOttoAlicent (she was at that council)Orwyle (he was also at that council)
fDaeron is iclh
>Hugh The Hammer>Ulf The White>Addam The Black
>>221572362>offers up her sons to die>acts all bitchy about itwhat the fuck is this character even?
>Alicent denying that she knew every scheme of Larrys Strong"Ok and what about the foot faggotry?"
>>221572367Jeyne is iclh
>The RATCATCHERS are still more talked about being the most horrorific crime of this war over Rhaenys stunt that killed hundreds or a straight out execution of a toddler (of which his drandma and mother dont care either)
>>221572365the treasury was already stolen when ironrod was beheadedotto was locked in a dungeonalicent is not beheadedorwyle is not beheaded...or the septon refusing to annoint her, or aegon being gone, or the king consort telling her that he wants her to conquer the east
>>221572411>drandmaNew nuncle just dropped?
>>221572385>offers up her sons to die>then tries to save Aegon>am I supposed to hope for him to die >:(>is upset that Daeron has to go to the wall>outs the fake Daeron immediately
THE RATCATCHERS
>>221572131>thinly veiled I have gf post
>I must hope for the capture and death of my son????Was...that not the deal?
Ratcatcher status?????
>>221572164>her sons are bastards>shes a whore>her dragonseeds are mongrels>her dragons are profane magictheres no coming back from this
is it true that next episode aegon and larys come across sunfyre and aegon gets so excited he starts dry humping the dragon and then he gets extra singed and then get so ashamed he pisses himself?
>>221572124>dragon staring into going back into idle then back into staring animationRetarded animal
what the fuck is going on with the dragons and the riders, why they insist on robbing them of their mystiquesame with the fucking gay velarion just leaving and his dragon being like ok.jpg and taking a new ridernow Rhaenyra plans to just send Daeron to the wall? and do what with the dragon? have it on a pit and just wait to forget so that some random dude might ride it?At least they took the dragon to Tumbeton with its rider, until the last scene i thought that daeron's dragon went without him to fucking king's landing dragonpitFUCKThanks for reading my blog
>implying that a servant (who looks like Jace) would stare over his shoulder at the newly proclaimed monarchJust like the willies out goldcloaks scene nobody can write good deferential fiction which takes into account class ffs
Tessarion is a CUTIE
You VILL eat the rat and you VILL like it.
i don't remember, did daemon ever give a fuck about rhaenyra's sons?
>>221572124>My feet hurt.>Why are those old dragons looking at me?>I'm hungry.>Are we done yet?>My shoulders ache.>I'm thirsty.>I want to go fly, why is Daeron letting himself be bullied?>What's a taxes?>I want sheep.>Those guys in white with sticks look cool.>I'm tired.>Daeron can we go fly?>I saw a GILF fly past.>I wonder if Arrax and Vermax are okay.
>>221572411the ratcather genocide will never be forgotten
>ignores his own brother for a white bitch>loses everything for said white bitchlmao dumb ass uncle tom
Hightower genes mogging Targaryens hard
>>221572434Even worse if its rotting the way daemon described. What do we think about that?
>>221572447tessarion is literally known as the "dragon on the wall" dipshit, read the book
This shit is genuinely too on the nose at this point
so when are the cats going to be introduced? i am looking forward to seeing some chonkers
>>221572484what is
>>221572484
>>221572430see >>221572484
>>221572099The growing sense of anxiety, weight, and dread was really well done. I feel like if they built Danaerys' breakdown up like this, it would have flowed much better and made a lot more sense.
>>221572491
but what does it taste like?
>>221572508that they're referencing viewer memes?
>>221572512Two bags of sand
>>221572512Obviously like chicken
>>221572515Are they a meme outside of this place?
>>221572484And who are you, the proud Rat said,that I must squeak so low?Only a catcher of a different coat,that's all the truth I know.In a coat of grey or a coat of green,a catcher still has prongs,And mine are long and sharp, my Rat,as long and sharp as yours.And so he squeaked, and so he squeaked,that lord of Cheesemere,But now the rains weep o'er his mousehole,with no one there to hear.Yes now the rains weep o’er his mousehole,and not a soul to hear.
>>221572515>kills the ratcatchers last season>no rats in scenes for that season>otto dies>THE RATCATCHERS YOUR GRACE
During the Dance of the Dragons, Thousands died. Yet none of these losses were felt so deeply as those of the Ratcatchers, dutiful servants of the Iron Throne and slayers of foul beasts.
>>221572523idunno, thats why im asking>>221572533ah
someone make a ytp of the ratcatchers scene
>>221572481learn to read retard
>>221572568i know how to read, faggot. i read your faggot post and i read the book. yes, rhaenyra sends the dragon to the wall and hes the first non-human night's watch member
>House of the Rat
i know they always looked similar but i had to do a double take at this sceneyou can't tell me that didn't kirkify my boy
>>221572484hail the ratcathers, hail our people
Age of Empires 2
>Sunfyre long dead and decaying?
>>221572191Rhaenyra and Daemon never even visited Viserys for years despite being like half hour flight.
>>221572597its over, aegon is only going to hug its corpse. chuds lost again
>>221572592>The surname Spencer is an occupational name of Anglo-Norman and Middle English origin. Derived from the Old French word espenser (meaning "steward" or "butler"), it was historically given to the household official in charge of dispensing food, provisions, and moneyWas literally in charge of the households ratcatchers, wtf
uhhh guys preston jacobs didnt like this episode
>>221572597nigga they dont have twitter. the last of sunfyre anyone saw was him falling from the sky and never getting back up
>>221572607>>221572597Is there any way Baela saw the headless red dragon and not Aegons dragon? Confused the two?
>>221572630But they do have character teleportation (when necessary)But Sunfyre is supposed to be alive to eat Rhay Rhay
>>221572638Sunfyre is alive, people think he's dead
no one gives fuck, kys
>>221572625Big fucking deal
>>221572625He liked it actually
>>221572646If that's the case then what exactly are they seeing that's long dead and decaying
Where are the ratcatchers? Are they safe? Are they alright?
I don’t read these threads very often, does everyone hate Preston Jacob?
>>221572637nah im pretty sure she knows what meleys looks like. she cant be THAT dumb
>>221572658Its just be Daemon being Daemon>oh why are you worried, he's dead and rotting
>>221572610its incredible that ratcatchers and their descendants are everywhere yet we barely know about them. only otto understood them
>>221572658this right here *unzips*
>>221572663It seems, in your anger, you killed them, your grace.
>>221572670>she cant be THAT dumbHave you ever met a woman?
Alicent's big bush
>all the characters related to tumbleton have 0 characterization bar hugh and a little of ulf>they're all just going to start dying with 0 impact on the audienceThis is going to be the funniest season
>>221572484>Aegon good yes-yes>Killed all the rat killers yes-yes>Horned Rat ordered us to help him take back his big iron chair yes-yes
Anyone have that image of Vaemond edited to look like a Pepe offering a glass?
>>221572081What House is the guy with the comical pudding-basin haircut from?
>>221572708its in last thread
>>221572354Otto was always right
>>221572712Roxton
>Whenever a rat is not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, "where's the rats?"
>>221572712Jon Roxton, also known as Bold Jon Roxton. Jon: Lord Hammer, my condolences.Hugh: For what?Jon: You died in the battle.
>>221572708you could get at least as good a result by substituting Pepe's head for Ser Torrhen Manderly's, although that would mean going away with Ser Torrhen's pricelessly disingenuous smile
The rats play when the ratcatcher is gone
>>221572726>Jon Roxton, also known as Bold Jon Roxton.You're *shitting* me. I never - never - imagined BOLD JON ROXTON looking like such a dorky unc.
>>221572726>character is a rapist>cast a brow arab to play himuhm ok
>The lords are served Peruvian food>they hate itWhy are they refusing to expand their taste?
>take daeron>don't take his dragon or kill itIgnoring the fake daeron thing daemon lost a lot of INT this season
>>221572755they're looking to be insulted so they decide it's african bush rat and therefore only fit for consumption by members of house velaryon
Ah so that's how they're making Rhey into a saint who got overthrown, she tried to help the plebs by taking from the rich but the rich then manipulated the plebs into overthrowing her and killing her dragons.
>>221572775I asumed they would have taken his dragon offscreen, you mean to tell me they just let the Hightowers have a dragon?
>>221572793Well they have to somehow have the real daeron get his dragon back to line back up with all the shit they changed before he ACKs
>"what game does Ormund play?">long dramatic pause>"the game...>"...">"of THRONES">And who are you the proud lord said...
Why does Tumbleton look like its in Morocco
>>221572809Daemon kinda forgot about Tessarion and the other Hightower army
>>221572724Also the rats should be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine.
>>221572793the dragon is in tumbleton, daemon somehow just assumed tormund will escort it to kings landing while he takes its riderinstead of having daeron fly with the rest of themidk man this show is retarded
>>221571577Director actually tried. Like you can actually see good angles, scene composition, cool shots. Meanwhile look at this nonsense >>221572081>flat straight angle>just a bunch of dudes in the foreground with some cgi dudes in the back. >The dragon is just a generic prop that doesn't enhance the scene>armor doesn't even fit the guy>the shot makes it look like no one's actually in a formation and just sort of stands next to each other>terrain isn't used to enhance the shot, they just plopped the people in the middle of the fieldLike fuck, man, just lower the camera, shoot at the army's angle, so you could see the cgi dudes standing far creating the illusion of an army, stance them up properly, put the dragon on a hill. These motherfuckers don't even try.
>>221572814>Reach is Westerosi France>Filled with morroccan shitOddly accurate
>>221572829>all those vaseline on the lens shots to show her freaking out
>>221572196Kys you forced meme spouting retard.
>this is the ugly scarred and deformed Aegonexplain why he mogs then
If she's Maegor with teats then maybe Maegor too was just misunderstood and suffering from imposter syndrome as well?
>Rhaenyra looming over Daeron"/ss/?"
EVERYONE, LEND ME YOUR POWER! I NEED LIKE 3 MORE VAEMOND SMUG PICTURES>>221572714Alright got it. Thanks.
>>221572081>"Lord Ormund told me it must be our secret"eww
Mysaria is unwatchable
>>221572164>Rhaenyra is defeated>Viserys's ghost appears>"Father! Is it... over?">"At long last. No woman rules at all, my realm's delight...">"I see... only bad ratings... before... me">Viserys closes his retarded daughter eyes as Corlys walks in>"Without its girlboss command, the restless fandom will become an even greater threat to this show... Ratings must be maintained. There must always be a Retarded Wokelyrian character...">Viserys ghost disappears>Corlys retrieves the Woke Crown and examines it>"The weight of such a burden... must be mine. For there is no other...">"CORLYS! You hold a grim destiny in your hands, brother - but it is not your own">"Vaemond?! By all that is salted...">"The dragon's flame sealed my fate. The world of the Canon can no longer comfort me. Place the crown upon my head, Corlys. Forevermore, I will be the jailer of the normies">"No, my kid brother. I cannot">"Do it, Corlys! You and these trans knights have your own destinies to fulfill. This last act of kino... is mine">"You will not be forgotten, kid brother">"I must be forgotten, Corlys! If the world is to live free from the tyranny of bastards, they must never know what was done here today">Corlys nodes>"Tell them only that Maegor with Tits is dead. And that Vaemond Velaryon died with they/them... Now, go. Leave this stupid season, and never return..."
>>221572901But is she unrapeable?
>>221572729
>Black men randomly yelling "BASTARD"kino
>>221572915house manderly is jewish?
>Sunfyre is dead and decaying>Aegon is scarred and unrecongizable>we'll just claim he's a pretender>this happens this season https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FuGgJS3Uv7w>sunfyre pops outthe only thing I'm hyped for
>I'm going to send a man with a dragon to the Wall?
>>221572930They're the main merchants of the North ruling the only city in the region so yes
>>221572476marg has hightower blood or siblings/fucking irl?
>>221572932By the way Rhaenyra said it, it means that Baela has seen the dead, decaying corpse of Sunfyre which is still in the field where it fell
>>221572272I fucking hate her so much
>>221572932>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FuGgJS3Uv7wkino
>>221572859Hes the true king so the Gods are healing his wounds. Medieval Kings used to be immune to some diseases and even able to cure illness on their subjects by imposing their hands on them. Aegon will use this same procedure to heal Sunfyre
>>221572793a dragon without a rider is useless
>>221572124he cute
>>221572932>>221572965What is this bullshit? Will they pull a "those were just sheep bones strung together with rags as a ruse"? Or is this just how a really sleepy dragon looks like?
>dragonkeepers>absolutely no lore or logic
>>221572965its literally impossible to not bring back sunfyreand there are scenes where Aegon reunites with him at rooks restBaela could've only seen him while flying above him as he's surrounded by green soldiers. Daemon saying he's rotting is just a way of saying ''he's dead and buried''
>>221572943her mother is a Hightower
>>221573006if you mean >>221572512, its meleys not sunfyre
>>221572738Fuck you, based Brasso is kino
>>221573012Rhaenyra says he's rotting and that's a direct report from Baela's own sighting while scouting for Vhagar, and that could be Aegon with Sunfyre's decaying corpse, it's clearly out in the open which would align with it being dead still in the field where it fell
>Hugh the Hammer was a good boy, dindu nuffin, he was just trying to protect his wife nd kidz
I liked the episode.
>>221573055nigga, Sunfyre is important for the plot. Baela either saw Meleys or missidentified Sunfyre as dead.Even the speech leak has him popping out at the end. Sunfyre isnt dead
>>221572706Kino
>>221572809Kek
>>221572196shut up, seriously
>>221573073They've changed a lot of the plot to the point where GRRM disowned the show publicly and called it fanfic, so why would Sunfyre being dead be off the table? This most recent episode invented the plot of a fake Daeron that Daemon takes as a hostage while leaving his dragon and yet you think they won't kill off Sunfyre?
>>221573073>Sunfyre is dead>Aegon will command an army of rats to devour RhaenyraTrust the plan...
>>221572849Directing is hard, anon.
>>221573055>>221573073Most likely Baela simply saw while Flying Sunfyre still standing where he felt and with horrorific iniuries, so she supposed he was dead and rotting. Hes mirroring his rider's plot
so is sarah hess trying to tell us that women aren't fit to rule because they completely fall apart each time they get their period?
>another banger episodeapologize chuds
Redistribute the wealth.
The realm needs VaemondNiggalaryons were not a mistake.
the rat remembers....
>>221573115Yes
Replace the ratcatchers with rapecatchers
>>221572081GOT has the worst wigs in the business.
>random commoner whores looking the queen in the eye, interrupting her as she's talking and openly accusing her as she sits on the iron thronegiven that modern writers are obsessed with class struggle, they don't seem to know anything about how a society with a rigid class structure actually works
Basically, she's like a Democrat/Liberal stepping in after a Republican/Conservative administration has literally ruined everything, yet somehow she'll be blamed for it allI feel for her, I could only imagine how close to snapping I'd be after everything she's been through to get there
>we will never get the full knighting ceremony >no seven oils
>>221573048that's brasso??casting is top class in hotd
>>221572202But why? They've done literally nothing of any worth so far. At least in the book they were valuable fighters in the Battle of the Gullet, but the show cut that and made them sit near Harrenhal and fail at their task at that. In the show hey've done nothing to deserve any kind of recognition beyond claiming dragons.
>>221573187
>>221572729>>221572714Needed it for this, did I do good?
>>221573178grrm never elaborated on how it works, so these show writers can't add any details of their own for fear of it not being canon
>>221573206You aight White boy
>>221573213If any knight can make another knight then that means in reality there's no formal standardised process. All the extra stuff is just added gubbins that people can add on to make themselves seem more fancy or faithful or whatever seeing as smacking a guy on the shoulders a couple of times while on a muddy battlefield equally counts.
>>221573099Watch the video in the linkSunfyre pops in at the end of Aegons speech
>and our sons will ruleYikes.... bit of a Freudian slip from Daemon there.
>>221573217Just in case this too
>>221572915For some inexplicable reason I love this actor. He is such a goofy dude, but it still doesn't break my suspension of disbelief for some reason.
>>221573206>After rethinking it, maybe my brother Vaemond had a point
So what's left for asoiaf fans besides Dunk & Egg and Preston's fan-fic?
>Only the Mother's mercy can save you, but you drove your Mother from this city with your pride and lust and avarice. Now it is the Stranger who comes. On a dark horse with burning eyes he comes, a scourge of fire in his hand to cleanse this pit of sins of demons and all who bow before them. Listen! Can you hear the sound of burning hooves? He comes! He comes !!LISTEN!he comes....
>>221573250aegon's conquest animation
>>221573238presumably every knight knows the vows by heart, but we've only ever gotten the first three lines of the vowsthe fat fuck could at least sit down and come up with some random bullshit for the 4 remaining gods
>gas prices are $4.08 a gallonThank you, Rhaenyra.>"but that was during Aegon's administration"You carried out the blockade.
>>221573250Winds of Winter, coming soon
>>221573250I'm never listening to that circlejerk fanfic ego project
>>221572240>HotD is jam-packed with bookfag masturbationWhile completely maladapting the book
>offers you a sniffwhat do?
>>221572930>Oy Bey go- i mean, Starks>Please accept us as refugees allow us to built our harbour-ghetto within your land and let us control your finance and trade>Otherwise, it will be annudah sho- i mean exiles from the Mander river. Six millions Manderlys were genocided by the evil king Adelf Gardener you know
>>221573263I need an AI altered version of Biden stumbling up a plane but its rhaenyra going up the iron throne
>>221572901I feel like her retarded accent is getting worse as the series progressesmaybe it's just a consequence of her having more speaking lines
This was the best episode in the season so far
>>221573284kek
>>221572901>Wouldn't it be cool if Mysaria is also a hidden dragonrider that rescues Rhae from Sunfyre?
The season has been okay so far, waiting for the second half to fall off a cliff similar to S2. critics for the last season and this one only got the first 4 episodes as screeners so I'm getting dejavu.I think the biggest problem I have at the moment with the show is that I don't like any of the characters. This episode should be red meat for early GoT-fans in terms of politicking and drama but there's no intelligent characters in the room which makes it fell empty.Daemon isn't a fun character anymore because he is the predictable badboy champion of the female writers. No edge>>221573256this guy was great but I'm guessing that's his one scene
how did rhaenyra catch all those rats to feed the noblemen at the banquet if all the ratcatchers have been executed?
>>221573276Already discussed. See >>221395857
>>221573321biggest plot hole so far
>>221573256>Now it is the Stranger who comes. On a dark horse with burning eyes he comes, a scourge of fire in his hand to cleanse this pit of sins of demons and all who bow before them. Listen! Can you hear the sound of burning hooves? He comes! He comes !!>STRIKE ME DOWN, AND THE STRANGER HIMSELF WILL TAKE RETRIBUTIONHe comes
>"What's for dinner?">"Rats"
>>221573316>but I'm guessing that's his one scenewell who else is gonna play the shepherdunless... >>221572901
>>221573258Absolute slop
>>221573316>I don't like any of the charactersHe hates Ulf. He hates Helaena. He hates the dragons. He hates Otto. He hates the fake Daeron. He hates Viserys. He hates Simon Strong.
>>221573262>The Seven is like Catholicism is therefore cringe and doesn't warrant further explanation>Now excuse me while I go and wank off the Old Gods and Rhollor some more
>>221572081i defrosted the old fridge, boiled 15 eggs and watched the episodea connective tissue episode, ok. It was obvious it was a girl posing as the son and the serious squire the in previous was the son but with dyed hair.so will the wife of the dragonrider die in tumbleton and he will turn against the queen? what else will happen?is there a plague in the written material? the rats are multiplying
How did they catch rats for dinner if there are no rat catchers?
>>221572081how come did not alicent tell R that larys strong had the hand and the the father of her sons burned alive?
>>221573365>Bigoted religion centered around family that dosent allow women to be priests? Evil!>Cult that workship a litterall fire demon that enjoys to burn people alive, but also allow women to lead the pray? So good and progressive!
why did Helaena not brought up her dead kids? did she moved on that fast or did she forget?
>>221573391Everyone forgot about that already
>>221573276reciprocate
>>221573405CHICKENSHICKNS
>>221573365R'hllor is a demon and a blasphemy; the Old Gods are primordial truth and the only true motive force in the universe.
>>221572081the only solution for the gold etc food is, which they will not do;gather the dragons, gets some ships for transport of material, burn the triarchy cities to the degree of defeat (or just threaten them withthe dragon) and loot them so you get tons of gold and food etc.
>>221573394go home Uncle Utt you're drunk
>>221573349>He hates Ulf. He hates Helaena. He hates the dragons. He hates the fake Daeron. yes>He hates Otto. He hates Viserys. He hates Simon Strong.all dead. Otto is easily the best character of this series and he was tragically underutilised
>>221573406so many things in the series in general have been left hanging and unadressed, what a mess.
>>221573416>All consuming hivemind>good
>>221573256is this septon Eustace
did the old dragonnigga at the end of the episode go on foot from tumbleton to KL?
>showing her compulsively snackingFAT NYRA COMES
>>221573405leave her alone, she's autistic
>>221573442it was a crpg game click, he had already revelaed the map in previous adventurs and he just had to leave the tumbleton city map and then in the world map he clicked KL and there he was. But no "rest untill healed" he arrived injured,
>>221573055anon if sunfyre is actually dead then aegon's only option for taking dragonstone is spawning an army of skaven to besiege it
>>221573256>>221573440Cant wait for the Warrior to manifest himself and decapitate the Targshit lizards that caused so many deaths among the Andal race for their petty dynastic War (green targshits gets tollerated for being at least half Hightowers tho)
>>221572081does not highgarden have food storages of vast size, what am i missing?are there not also food storages for winter lasting several years? could they not use those for some time?what is happening?
What dead dragon are Aegon and Larrys stumbling upon?
>>221573438Good is for children's' stories. Good and evil are simpleton qualities, this matter is one of right and wrong, and in this matter the Old Gods are firmly in the right.
>>221573475they are mr bean from blackadder and his sidekick and benny hill and his bald sidekick at this point.a parody of the series would be great, its already bullshit 101.
>>221573480If you're going to larp that there's objective morality then right and good are synonyms, yet it's still not desirable.
>>221573475Cannibal
>>221573460>anon if sunfyre is actually dead then aegon's only option for taking dragonstone is spawning an army of skaven to besiege itConsidering the RATCATCHERS ordeal got more mentions and screentime than Jahaerys, Daeron and Sunfyre combined, this may be a real possibility in the Condal/Hess fanfiction
>>221573486At least they're having fun, everyone else is so tediously dour
>>221573491Right is objective, good is subjective. They are not synonymous anywhere except in false faiths.
Nigga at the end was speaking like he's in Mordor
>>221573500Ratcatcher incident being the most influential event of the Dance is peak cinema
>>221573500>getting all the ratcatchers executed was actually a clan eshin plotmakes more sense than whatever rhaenyra is doing this entire season
>>221573507indeed, there popping heads (shocked they did not get some arrow/bolt/rock/limb striking them) out of the wagon was utterly comical and seemed as if the series was going to suddenly become fun and funny
>>221573500He saw the chaos of the future and fought to outwit it, alas he was betrayed at every turn and the Ratcatchers were betrayed.
>let's antagonize the biggest source of crown income over some fucking smallfolkunironically the smartest thing she's ever done
>>221572081you guys think they will add some plague with the rats , or will they just keep it symbolic?
>>221573517I love his voice
>>221573496He survives the Dance though
>>221573517High Valyrian's just an ugly language.
>>221573500>HEHEHEHEHEHE>SNEAKY SNEAKY, STABBY STABBY...blood & cheese will be avenged my mastersies..... yes yess.......
>>221573467>(green targshits gets tollerated for being at least half Hightowers tho)rhaenyra is arryn on her mother's side, so she's half-andal as well
>>221572125No, no, no!
>>221573512That would imply that right is material, of which there is scant argument in favour of the Old Gods
>>221573551there was plague in the books but after Rhaenyra was dead
>>221573523>>221573525>>221573537>Otto was a workshipper of Sigmar, trying to save Westeros from the real enemy - a full blown Vermintide in preparation under King's LandingNow the plot starts to become kino
>>221573550you'd be the type of lickspittle even the lord being lickspittled to couldn't stand
why doesnt rhaenyra demand tribute from the reach and lannisters for banding up against her in the war instead of tribute from all seven kingdoms
>>221573550Property rights status: raped
>>221573406Larys killed, one way or another he was the means that these things happened;the 2 strongs, affecting ROtto, affecting Aand whatever else he did.
>>221573550>I'm sending military police force to raid your houses because a rich brothel owner told me you were being mean to the proletariate.
>>221573586Having Skaven emerge would make this truly awesome.
>>221573586>""Kill-kill Boneripper!"
the strong family is just an abandoned plotline. no biggie. they abandoned way bigger shit from s1-s2.
>>221573591>d lannistersshe can use the dragons to confiscate all lannister gold etc
>>221572081Forgot to link the actual previous thread>>221566929>>221566929>>221566929
>>221573583The material is reality itself, in harmony through accord with the Gods. What moves against that are misled thralls to liar entities and faith thieves that, at best, mistaken in agenda or, at worst, are actively and wickedly against harmony and no accord with them will ever hold.
>>221573617>>221573550>blockades kings landing to cripple trade and starve the city>didnt stock up on the resources she denied KL to then placate the massesbravo
>>221572901its the accent and the fact that its yet another clever female character who only wants whats best for everyone and especially the smallfolk. if she didnt have an accent and was evil as fuck like in the book she would be great
>>221572081anyone recall where the gold is? if it is even written in the books?
>>221573656next ep she will suggest appointing a master of coin just to use him (you can bet it will be a man) as a scapegoat so she might start showing her cunt side again
>>221573586>>221573621>>221573626>SIGMAR ANOINT MY STEEL, THE RATCATCHERS WILL BE AVENGED!
>>221573667Casterly Rock, Oldtown and Braavos
>sunfyre is not dead hes just in such a shape that people confuse him for a rotting corpselmao ok
>>221572081has not send all dragons to kill aemond and vhaegar or reclaim vhaegar somehow, and so so many other things.So many undressed things mentioned in the thread, even with AI are the script writers complete cretins?Cretinism; production company and showrunners.
>>221573667Tyland Lannister divided it up into four.One portion to Casterly RockAnother to the Iron BankThe third to OldtownThe fourth to the ratcatchers
>>221573693>Braavosi hypothesize he made an account in the iron bank itself
>>221573656she doesn't even have to be 'evil as fuck'if they at least showed glimpses of her having ulterior motives and playing her own game, I'd be fine with her being le genius lesbian spymistressit just makes no sense for her to be this saintly character who climbed the ladder of power from being a random brothelkeeper to being an advisor to the queen solely so she can 'do what's right for the poor commoners'
>>221573703>The fourth to the ratcatcherscould he have bribed the skaven?
>>221573640Literally word salad to get used like a battery by a consuming alien hivemind
Insane that we're getting more shit about le ratcatchers than about Rhaenys stomping thousands at the coronation or Blood & Cheese beheading the king's son.
waiting for cheap ai so I can watch this slop with niggers edited out.
>>221573617>proletariateUm, they're not proletariat as the industrial revolution hasn't happened yet
>>221573729the people of king's landing kind of forgot about rhaenys collapsing half of the dragon pit and causing hundreds of people to fall to their deaths
>>221573736It wouldn't save the writing.
>>221573715thats what he owed the skaven clans for the latter to flood kings landing with rats and destabilize the city
>>221573736Except the nigs are turning out to be the most based characters
>>221573714somehow the brothelkeepers are the most righteous people in the series. yes they might pimp out poor and desperate young women for money but deep down they are the purest souls of westeros.
So how exactly did the small council on Dragonstone betray Rhaenyra? What was that even about?
>>221573743yes this as well
>>221573512>Right is objective, good is subjective. They are not synonymous anywhere except in false faiths.Total schizoid death when?
Rhaenyra's downfall isn't even being done in an entertaining way. It's pretty underwhelming.
>the closer daemon becomes tied up with rhaenyra the dumber he becomesMaybe its purposeful
Who caught the rats?
>>221573762its like she walked in a glass bridge cracked all over and as she tries to get to the other side it breaks down and she falls.
>>221573748they are going to be even more based as whites
THE USURPERS!!!!!!Jesus fuck, it's like a child that discovered a new word and has to rinse it
>Shows up>Destroys half of the Velaryons fleet by himself>Attempts to murder Moondancer/Baela, helps causing the death of Vernax/Jace>Kickstarted the definitive descent into madness of RhaenyraThis nigga did more for the Green cause than all the the proper Team Green members combined. is he a sleeper agent or something? Did Tyland promised him a lifetime supply of sheeps?
alicent got fatasian chick is fatthey paying these actresses too much
>>221573736imagine baela and rhaena as hot blonde sluts, corlys as this respectable older valyrian looking guy and adam like dunk but with silver hair etc. it would improve the series drastically.
>>221573795>asian chick is fatWhat? Since when?
>>221573795>alicent got fatyes
>>221573762She should already be in a vengeful bitch mode. Her son literally died few days ago and its all but forgotten now except for one hallucination. Yet she's doing some humane socialism stuff.
>>221573752They were being misogynistic incels by advising her not to go to Kings Landing
>>221573743Maybe everything in the show is just metaphorical.>Rhaenys didn't really kill people, the imagery in the ep just accentuated the badass moment>Helaena doesn't really not care about her babe's death>Alicent isn't really upset about Otto's death>Characters aren't really stupid and undecisive>Highborn heirs aren't really murdering each other in a duel, it's just a metaphor for the general agressive atmosphere
>>221573752She still blames them for for Jaces death
>>221573804this indeed
>>221573766To follow the plot everyone around Rhaenyra must become a single digit IQ moron to fumble a 6/1 dragons lead against a faction that isnt even unified anymore with three different claimants (Aegon/Aemond/Ormund with Daeron)
I'm hoping we get fat Rhaenyra. There were a lot of scenes with her with food this episode.
>>221573783Sheepcatchers>>>ratcatchers
>>221573804>vengeful bitch modeAlso she would send dragons to burn the triarchy faction and cities and pirates in general on land and sea since they killed her sonthe writers are retarded
>>221573797it's truly amazing how distracting to the plot it is to have the velaryons played by the blackest subsaharan africans they could've found
>>221573831it takes the series below zero
>daemon calls rhaerhae out on her champagne socialism and how shes not actually changing anything and how its just an empty guestureholy based, democratic "socialists" btfo
>>221573831Yeah, and it's not just the Velaryons, because it seems like there's a black actor in every scene.
>Sunfyre??? But you were dead, how did you survive?>I was just napping
>entire episode is a humiliation ritual for Rhaenyra and her retarded decisions>Manderly calling her dumbass out>rich nobles who are in the right for being scared and hoarding because Targshits have fucking DRAGONS are vindicated at the feast and all hate RhaeRhae now >Alicent lmaoing at herAegonBros...are we back?
Why didn't Rhae tell the Septon off by asking him how they should find Aegon if he was already rotting in a random ditch?
>>221573854She's Atreidesmaxxing
>>221573855it's gotten more egregious this season previously they had the extras be of at least somewhat consistent appearance depending on where the scene is taking place, but now all of westeros is indistinguishable from a modern multicultural city and there's blacks and asians living in every random village throughout the seven kingdoms
>>221573909>as the timeline goes on there are more and more blacks>suddenly by the reign of Robert there are no blacks
>>221573855chinese too and some hard to say what race they are, just a generic random generated non-european
>>221573892Back? We never left
next thred
Your son Joffrey is a BASTARD
where are egg3 and vizzy?how are they gonna teleport them to essos now?
thank god the show did one thing right, the manderlys are based af, not fat enough but you can't have everything
what possible reason does Rhaenyra have to refuse Corlys? what would be so bad? what would she lose? i genuinely don't get it, am i retarded?
>>221573922>he doesn't know about the Great Nigger Death of 271 AC
>>221573970it's a contrived reason to drive a wedge between them and cause the velaryons to ultimately betray her and side with aegon
>>221573970It's whitewashing her as wise so that Corlys becomes a monster by betraying her
>>221573890>wakes up the second Aegon talks to him in the common tongue
NEW THREAD
When are we going to find out more about ValyriaCan the fat fuck write something about it before he croaks
>>221574029You were getting an old valyria show but you CHUDS shit on it before it released so it got canned
>>221572081even the valyrian into english subtitles are wrong; example, in valyrian the DAOR no/denial goes in the end so she says "he can win not" not "he cannot win"
>>221574029>please reveal more of the background mysteries!!cattle
>>221573970Targaryen lineage is ancient and scared, mythological. Or at least thats the mask of it all. Her own bastards always smeared that legacy but they always denied it since birth, they were never publicly known as bastards even if many correctly assumed it. But Corlys lineage is well established, having 35 year old "children" suddenly given divine lineage status is hard to justify which is why in the books they pretend they were his brothers children to legitimise them but not as his. Rhaenyra is correct in her concerns, it does destroy the bloodline in the public eye but she should have accepted it anyway, it's a small price to pay to lock in a strong ally and dragon rider, especially when Aemond still exists as a threat and the rest of your allies are faultering . Amusingly her remaining children are from Daemon so they're actually legitimate
>>221573855the west looks like that irl because in the past few decades tens of millions were imported into those countries. whats the explanation for westeros? they dont even try to justify it in universe, its just "yeah somehow half the population now look like they are from the summer isles"
kind of a shit episode outside of what i hope is setting up the shepherd plotline. and yah they are really going to do the rhaenyra dindu and pretend undercover green treachery turned smallfolks against her
>>221574053what's so great about not knowing
>>221574058add yi-ti and some from the free cities whose race cannot be pinned down, its just a salad
>>221574078Because whenever it's revealed it's shit, and additionally there's still three ongoing storylines in the universe, no need to pointlessly add a fourth
>>221573970are you retarded? it was explicitly spelt out by the dialoguejesus fucking christ dude
>>221574054Their legitimacy is acknowledged by the fire breathing fucking dragons that eat and burn anyone non-targshit attempting to connect with them even a retarded commoner would understand this
>>221574054shes gave birth to obvious bastards and gave other random bastards dragons. she already destroyed what reverence targs had, its insane that the one thing she thinks is going too far is doing this for corlys. shes got a drunken retard riding a big dragon around lmao come on.
>>221574094Ironically acknowledging the bastards as part targshit it would re-establish the "only targshits can ride these things" narrative where now it's become muddied
how the fuck was fake daeron on the dragon?
>>221574107>shes gave birth to obvious bastardsDenied it since birth, hard to deny when the children are already 30 and well known>gave other random bastards dragonsAnd when that happened it was explicitly said it would tarnish the Targaryen legacy. Jace in particular was upset by this as it further delegitimised him in the eyes of the people.>its insane that the one thing she thinks is going too far is doing this for corlysI agree it was stupid to now draw the line there but for the dragon riders she was desperate and hopeless, pushed to the edge. Now that she's feeling some small amount of victory she's more complacent and doesn't have the balls not realising the foundations of her reign are crumbling rapidly. Which leads to >>221574073They are going to paint Raenyra as the "good and caring but naieve queen" who did everything wrong. It was just to deny Corlys even if she lost her biggest ally, it was just to feed the peasants even if she lost the support of the nobility, it was just to keep her word to Alicent and the remaining greens even if it allowed a threat to continue to exist, it was right to continually belittle the typical white slob Ulf who just wanted to fuck whores. The smallfolk will turn on her when the food goes in a few weeks thanks to Ormund, the nobles will suffer as their stores are emptied so be unwilling to sacrifice anything for her and there won't be any allies to support her
>>221573801I can see it in her facet. fan of sonoya
>>221574139Is there precedent for backseat dragonriding?
>>221574078No matter what they put on the screen will never live up to the hypeThe mystery is whats so interesting about it. You get glimpses of it like with Aerea going there and back
>>221574139the actual daeron was the squire (dyed hair) that took the smelly messenger to his tent in the previous episode i think.also since they took the fake one, why would not daemon demand the dragon as well? what a fucked up mess.
>>221574182yea I get that but how it allow the boy to even be seated on him?>>221574175thats my point its not backseat because Daeron wasn't on its back as well
>>221574196>>221574196
did these retarded showrunners actually skip Honeywine? why are they adapting only a third of the Dance?
>>221574182>>221574192Then that storyline wouldn't have worked out.
>>221574192maybe real daeron was close by saying "chill tessarion the script sucks dragonballs" or something?
new >>221574214
>>221574202>retarded showrunnerstheir cretinism is teratogenic
>>221572350daemon is a fag lol
>>221573073>niggaDidn't read a SINGLE other word.
>>221574200>>221574220one fucking job
