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star trek sex with shran
I want to rape Tendi
Alright NuTrek fag you kept the name for an entire thread, I'm impressed. Keep it up and /trek/ may not be complete cancer anymore.
>>221668619Learn how to draw like a sixth grader.
>>221668437
I love Starfleet
>>221668648the point was for you to ignore him but you're obsessed with him to the point where you need to talk about when he hasn't even fucking posted in the thread. this proves that him being a namefag is pointless because you will never fucking stop.
>>221668854I'd watch a show like this without the comedy part. Just animate some Star Trek adventures with a good crew of competent Starfleet people, you don't have to make it quirky/random/lolXD for it to be good.
>>221668697what does that mean
>>221668910that was my first post about anything related to nutrek or that guy in like 24 hours and it was not in any way contentious but was instead an expression of gratitudeand only posting this to correct you, will not post about the matter again
this nigga eatin' beans
>>221668449You lost tranny.
>>221668914You just described TAS
Star Trek (Star Trek) sex with ShranHe sexy as hell to dis Jamaican
>>221668945>will not post about the matter againI present another option.
>>221669177Yeah do that again, it was cool.
>>221669775You just described TAS.
Agree
>>221668449star trek sex with wesley
>>221670179Wesley becomes virgin space time god.
>>221669794I know, do that again because it was cool.
>>221670224You just described TAS
>>221670127It's an expeditionary military force.
>>221670600Nah, they're scientists and explorers.
>>221670127It's a spacefleet in charge of exploration and defense.
>>221670640scientists and explorers that just so happen to be armed with photon torpedoes and phasers?
>>221670683Just like Stargate SG-1
>>221670683Yes, space is scary.
>>221670709Exactly. Explorations is cool and all, but you never know what you're gonna find there.
>Starfleet is a humanitarian and peacekeeping armadat. JJtrekWhy no mention of them being explorers?
>>221670729TRILL?
>>221669079Andoria lost? I think you're mistaken anon. The Vulcans got their shit pushed in last I checked.
>>221670781delete this
Hotter than Jadzia and Ezri, btw.
>>221670712KWAB
>>221670127what they really mean is that starfleet is not an offensive military force. it usually comes up when some backwater alien complains about being strong armed. but starfleet is 100% a military organization. its primary purpose is to protect the interests of the federation. the federations core interests are exploration, trade, and defense. all of these require military support
What have I become?My sweetest friendEveryone I know goes awayIn the endAnd you could have it allMy empire of dirtI will let you downI will make you hurt
>>221671376
cheer up here's a Weyoun
>>221670808>Who are you calling "pinkskin"?
cajun and creole are the same thing
Eddington was a LARPer and Sisko rightfully called him out on it.Canadian faggot.
>>221672219you are trying to troll the pizza schizo
theres a little too much tarragon in your stuffing
This was fun. Why do people hate it?
>>221672219>Computer, hair, lustrous mane, hot. Please.
>>221672730People who hate Bill Shatner often using it when grasping at straws to explain why he's bad.
>>221672730Poor production quality compared to previous moviesShatner ego had bigger role than the rest of the castEveryone not named Kirk, McCoy and Spock were delegated to be really lame comedy reliefsUhura fan dance
this name fits better
>>221672750That would be great argument, if Shatner himself didn't recognize how hard he fumbled this movie, fearing he might have killed the franchise and apologized for it.
>>221672868He made a few bad decisions and proved that Nimoy is a much better director but it's not as egregious as what would come later for the franchise by a longshot.V is simply not that bad and it has some great character moments.
>>221672730love that movie, Sybok is a great character and the camping trip was fun
>>221672904>and it has some great character moments.That I will agree.
Lt. Tuvok isn't reacting well to the DQ air
>>221672730It's literally an episode of TOS and boomer Trekkies in 1989 foamed at the mouth and wanted to kill everyone who made it
>>221673240Shit episode is shit episode.
>No one will ever notice a differenceuhhh guys
>>221672730The Bones dad scene is kino>Stop the pain.>Release me, son. Release me....>they found a CURE!! A GODDAMNED CURE!!!!>I LOVED MY FATHER!!!boomers tried to nominate DeForest Kelley for a razzie for that scene
>>221673417this is funny because it is a mistake aliens would make. human arr rook same
>>221673281This pain has poisoned your soul.
>>221673431>boomers tried to nominate DeForest Kelley for a razzie for that sceneProof?
>>221673659Khionian bitch has neck moles that track with Orion's Belt.
Boomers are fucking evil.
>>221672730i have watched all the movies at least 5 times. final frontier is the most complete. few plot holes. cool sets and aliens. fantastic theme of brothers in arms evolving to brothers in blood. its great. never seen an good argument against it, we are just supposef to agree it bad like tng season 1 and 2, which are also great
>>221672794> Everyone not named Kirk, McCoy and Spock were delegated to be really lame comedy reliefsBut that was 80% of TOS episodes.I don’t know how Takei got so famous playing Sulu because Sulu barely does anything. He’s not even comic relief like Scotty and Chekov.
>>221673461its not funny its an attempt at realism. doubles are regularly used in espionage for various purposes.
>>221673756he was pretty much the first asian character who wasnt a characture. i think its racist to glorify such things but it did get him a lot of publicity.
>>221673665
>>221673912Ok, but what makes you think it's that scene specifically?
Over the years I began to notice that a lot of the people who said STV is bad, that TNG S1-2 are bad, that half of DS9 is bad, that VOY and ENT are bad, ended up being the same people who would dickride NuTrek.As a certain Vulcan would say; "fascinating."
>>221673953which half of ds9?
>>221673938It's his biggest scene in the film.>>221673985Many fans claimed to dislike the Bajoran politics and the Dominion War.
>>221673953Nice strawmaning.
>>221673953You've noooticed that, have you? my sides
>>221673882In the 1960s it was considered woke to have a black woman, a Japanese man, and a Russian all on the same team. It would be like if Netflix made a show with a Jew, an Iranian, and a Palestinian all working together.
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>>221674018>Nice strawmaning
>>221674189
>>221674206
>>221674232
>>221674265
The sheer fucking hubris because nuTrek would go back to doing episodic storytelling
I've got plenty more where that came from.
>2019thought i had this nonsense just about sorted but its back to the drawing board.
Last time I took a peek at TrekBBS they said they hated TOS too because it's sexist or whateverso they really only just like nuTrek even though the average age is like 82 there
ATTENTION CARDASSIAN CITIZENS
>>221674467You seriously believe you're making a point, do you? Adorable.
>>221673953It my experience, people who love NuTrek invariably hate TOS or, at the very least, haven't watched it in 40 years and can remember basically nothing about it. They'll say things like, "But Kirk always seduced the woman and punched people out!", the sort of things people who haven't seen TOS say.There is like 90% overlap with TOS haters/NuTrek enjoyers. Probably has something to do with them being filtered by TOS' age and wanting things to be "modern" (lol)
>>221674674Love when the two TV watching dudes are shown dead here lol, good continuity
>Maybe I am no father, and you're no son.>And this this fight is all we have left.
>>221674667I've seen it where they liked TOS but hated TNG and everything after it, loved nuTrek, and then came back around to hating TOS as they tried to out-woke each other
>>221674851The BBS boomers talk about TOS worshipfully but if you ask them about it or if they ever say anything about the show, they're dead wrong because they probably haven't seen it since they were kids. Berman Trek sucks because it is nothing like TOS (in their minds) so NuTrek must be good because it's not like Berman Trek.I don't know. These are the same people who were hippies in 1968 and then yuppies in 1982 and have been doing their best to ruin the world for everyone who will ever come after them.
>>221668437>It's been a long extended road editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmQsrXLofMY
>>221674717poor Alexander...
>>221674959based
>>221675021>basedon what?
>>221674885I'm 31. I watch an episode of TOS all the time. I love all six TOS films. I love TNG, DS9, and VOY. I'm on the fence with ENT. I still like all four TNG films despite acknowledging where they fucked up.However I absolutely despise NuTrek. All of it. I find it all to be revolting. Disgusting. Putrid. It feels me with the urge to shit diarrhea everywhere.I'm also not alone in my age group. There are many others who feel this way. How come?
>>221674987could be worse. could be the klingon formerly known as kurn
>>221675430Beats me, that's pretty much my same exact taste and I'm 40.
>>221675666I think, Satan, if I could explain it myself, it's because during the Trek drought of 2006-2017 (the shitty JJ movies are in the middle of that but barely count), I consumed as much supplementary media as I could get my hands on. Books, novels, comics, magazines. I fully immersed myself in the 50 year old franchise. So when the Kurtzman stuff started coming out, it was like the complete antithesis of everything I had enjoyed. I really came to "know" Star Trek. And it feels like it's being trashed.
>>221675789
>>221670683Don’t worry about it.
I just stumbled upon a YouTube short of some guy talking about how the Maquis in DS9 make no fucking sense, which is correct, and then I foolishly checked the comment section and saw so many retards trying to argue that it was a "bad take" and now I'm mad
>>221670127It's the US Navy but instead of killing Japs in the Pacific they kill redshirts while making first contact.
>>221675929im always talking about how the timeline of the maquis in ds9 vs. voy doesn't make any sense because they were established barely a year before the voy pilot but chakotay acts like he was part of it for at least five years
>>221675929People you don't know have strong opposing opinions in a comment section? The very thing that's designed to make you and everyone else so mad they write their own counter-comment in disagreement, increasing interactivity metrics and making you feel depressed which in turn leads to better results when trying to sell you shit?Comments are sorted by most likely to disagree with you, those who disagree with you see just as many comments disagreeing with them.The retards are everyone who gives a fuck.
>>221676057so how fucking retarded are you that you cared so much you commented on someone's comment about a comment section? you probably have 8 extra chromosomes and eat your own shit.
>>221676136nutrekfag kys
Why is Gates McFadden such a terrible actor?
>>221676371probably because she's originally a choreographer
>>221675214On a long road
>>221676455from there?
>>221676371Way, WAY better and more natural than Terry Farrell and it isn't even close
>>221676554To here.
she made the best scene in Labyrinthhttps://youtu.be/TdiTg-Yg-FU
>>221670127Always felt like copium. But to be fair we always hear this from people who have really drunk the fed koolaid, like Picard. I think some commodore who just lost half his ships fighting the Jem Hadar probably feel differently.
>>221676371comes with the territory. most of stage acting is projection and enunciation, at which she excels. facial expressions and subtlety arent much of a factor.
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>>221676761you dont get it
>>221676572good times w/frens
>>221676847lirpa is a stupid ass joke ass dumb looking weapon literally how are you meant to do anything with that unwieldy piece of shit?
>>221677066It's ceremonial.
>>221677066What would the human weapon be? A sword because muh samurai and king arthur and shit?In a threeway fight between a vulcan with a lirpa, a klingon with a bat'leth, and a human with a poleaxe the human would fucking dominate. Bat'leths and lirpas both involve a lot of meme twirls and posing but a poleaxe is the most efficient can opener ever invented.I really miss fencing.
>>221677570I dunno I can't think of a human weapon designed in a way that's so dumb to be ineffective. the slicing blade on the end makes sense but the giant heavy bulbous piece of shit on the other end is baffling to me. how can you maneuver it effectively when the back end weighs what looks like 20 lbs? I guess that's why it's some ceremonial thing more akin to a sport than meant for real combat
>>221677677>how can you maneuver it effectively when the back end weighs what looks like 20 lbs?Vulcans are significantly stronger than humans.
>>221677677dual wield rainbow titanium fantasy machetesupside downlike a ninja
>>221677905Star Trek always forgets Vulcans (and also Romulans?) have super strength.
>>221677905explain the point of that thing then. if it's so insignificant because Vulcans are so strong then it couldn't cause any damage to the opponent either. so if you just got rid of it it would only be to the weilder's benefit.
>UHURA: It could hold a crew of... tens of thousands.>MCCOY: Or a crew of a thousand, ten miles tall.I wish this line from the TMP extended cut was kept in the director's cut
>>221677677>how can you maneuver it effectively when the back end weighs what looks like 20 lbs?Balance it with an equally heavy blade on the front end, and don't try to wield it if you're a weakling.
Neelix deserved his own show
Soval....
I'm on S2 of VOY and I am rooting for EMH to end up with Bellana Torres. They look like such a match. I could imagine them as Husband and Wife in an Early 2000s Hispanic Family Sitcom similar to George Lopez.
So strange that in DS9 the Vorta were introduced with mental powers. Then we never heard about it again.And now the Ocampa have the mental powers, and they kinda have ears like Vorta.
I like the Enterprise-A and general Starfleet look in the last two TOS movies where it's more modern than before but still obviously less advanced than TNG. They did a whole run of DC Comics set during this era.
>>221679886>this bridge still isn't available in STOpisses me off
>>221670588
You doubt me?
>>221680528
>Ensign, the Captain wants to see you immediately>He's in Holodeck 4
>>221680598
star trek sex with trip and malcolm
>>221681181
>>221670712I love P90s
>>221674189>>221674206>>221674232>>221674265>>221674282>>221674336Wow, few random posters on the internet said so, that proves everything. My bubble opinion wins again!
I got your bubble right here, ese
>>221674659Damn, what an amazing gilf. If she spread em, I would lick everything between her legs clean.
>>221683406more of a taebo guy myself
>>221682215
>>221673431>>221673912>nominating based Kelley for a razzieHollywood truly is a black, soulless hole.
>>221684382people in charge of razzies are anti-hollywood dumbass
>>221673431>>221684382That scene by itself comes across as kind cringe. It is not, but you need to have a solid understanding of McCoy's character. The people in charge of razzies likely wont have that understanding.
>>221684663If that was true, why wouldn't they give razzies to actually bad films or films they considered overrated? Dunking on films already ripped apart by critics is just lazy. >>221684757Of all the terrible performances in 1989, Kelley definitely didn't deserve a nomination.
>>221685251they agree with the critics and believe the movies are actually bad idiot
>>221685251For sure. I wasnt implying he did deserve it, quite the contrary. Just that without the full context, it doesn't come across like it should. But you could say that about entire movie of Star Trek V
>>221677995In that case meme weapons are even dumber when a stick + super strength is more than enough.
>>221686425Do you think gay mexican lesbian is beter Enterprise pilot than Sulu?
>>221686430Comparison is the thief of joy
Damn, 4chan really is 90% western world. You guys are asleep, and nothing happens in threads.
>>221686430What's funny is that they'll kill her character off probably, so such a comparison could never be made.Like, surely she'd be in Sulu's if it wasn't for her heroic Mary-Sue death.
>>221686619Thank god
>>221687153Certainly doesn't feel like it.
>>221687153>really is 90% western world.Western worlds are peak Star Trek.>You guys are asleep, and nothing happens in threads.What happens during Red Hour stays during Red Hour.
Western world bestern world
>>221688368>Worf episode>Data steals every scenePoor Worf, even when not fighting, still gets his ass kicked.
Getting Western World up in heah
>90% western worldToday we are 110% Western world.
>>221688753>Could I get a cup of coffee, before you kill that gentlemanDamn, I don't like Archer, but that line was so good.
How do you make a decision, /trek/? In general, I mean.
>>221689047Logic, of course.
>>221689047I just pick the one I like best and don't worry about it.
>>221689047Kill all Kims
what sort of charges would you have to rack to get executed by the federation
>>221689430I doubt you can. They will just send you to one of their compy prisons.
>>221689430Violate General Order 7.
>>221689047I go with my gut. It's always worked.
>>221689430Refusal to use the transporter. Sentenced to death by transporter.
>>221675789>>221675430To be able to actually sit down and enjoy nutrek, you'd have to either be severely mentally impaired, or so desperate that you're willing to abandon all standards of decency
>>221690259I is like NuTrek.
>>221690486this is one of my favorite movies. I've seen it like 100 times and my family always quotes it to each other.
>>221690259>or so desperate that you're willing to abandon all standards of decencySays the person posting on a 20 year old, obsolete Mongolian scrimshaw forum to a person reading on a 20 year old, deprecated Paraguayan whittling forumAt least it isn't "I am Jazz"
>>221690537It is legitimately the most accurate legal movie ever.
>>221691183Seethe tranny
>haha guys it's a [zany activity] [zany nationality] website!There are a lot of faggy 4chinisms, but this is among the worst. The same faggots who do this will then go to another tab and complain about 'millennial writing' and 'member berries' with a straight face.
>>221691183>doesn't refute his point>just pure seethe and random comparisons to a tranny show
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>>221681344I'm game, as long as we make sure we're only picking up real star trek women.
>>221691183>obsolete. you are wrong, nigger.
>>221668437>>221668749The F-104 is a cool plane
>>221689526This is the only true answer.
TOS: original or remaster?
Department of Temporal InvestigationsYou had ten minutes to explain yourselfTell us why and how you changed the timeline
>>221692577Original for sure.Of course on streaming and TV they only show the CGI replacement effects. But the blu rays have both versions.
>>221692597>But the blu rays have both versions.This is why we need to support physical media. Do not let corpos like Sony decide that discs are obsolete.
>>221692577No preference whatsoeverI don't watch TOS for the visual effects, I watch it for the writing pretty much like all other Trek.
>>221675430Paramount should focus more on getting young people exposed to classic Trek than making new Trek that just appeals to nobody. A lot of zoomers are fed up with 8 episode seasons that dribble out every two years. And they're sick of everything being meta and self-aware. This is the perfect time to sell them Classic Trek as timeless stories with tons of content.
>>221691720n-no, you don't understand. WITH trip AND malcolm. no girls.
Love this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5m-x8nrwqx0&list=RD5m-x8nrwqx0&start_radio=1
>>221674052Damn I feel bad for Robert Picardo
>>221693207he would be handsome with a good haircut
>>221693207>plays two nazis and a borg
>>221693509Sounds like the title of an 80s romcom
>>221670127>I'm gonna explore the fuck out of your planet if you don't give me the damn coffee.
>>221692950Sorry, but I'm not a faggot.
>>221688586>Throwback to the blatantly unfinished sets on Spectre of the GunOkay I chuckled. That episode was such a creepy liminal space.
>>221673953Maybe the simple solution is that they're all just a bunch of leftist faggitty fascists.
>>221694577
Once again I wish they'd make a series focused on a tomboy Romulan girl
>TNG The Wounded>Picard gives O'Brien that lecture on hate and prejudice >O'Brien considers his words, but still decides he hates CardassiansBased?
>>221694906Star Trek: Dzolo
howcome I'm interested in actors of my favorite characters and what they have to say about them but I couldn't give 2 shits about voice actors and look down on people who do? is this strange? I guess I feel like actor-actors are actually doing somewhere where voice actors are just getting an easy paycheck where they don't have to give a flying fuck
>>221696514That's basically what it's like on /pol/>Here's why you shouldn't hate [group]>You must be a member of [group]! I bet Israel is paying you! I'LL NEVER STOP HATING [group]
>>221695560Will Rapeher.
>>221694709God, Tucker was so stupid and insufferable in this episode.
>>221670127>Starfleet is not a military organization>Yes, it's organized exactly like a military>But our purpose is exploration>Yes, our "exploration" ships have enough firepower to destroy all life on a planet>But we pinky-promise we won't do that>Unless Federation goes to war, in which case Starfleet will do all the fighting, and will do it with these "exploration" shipsIt was always a propaganda lie, nothing more.
>>221696627Just because someone provides an argument doesn't mean you're obligated to change your position, retard-kun.
>>221696627>Maxwell and O'Brain hate spooniggers because they had experience dealing with them>Onions Peecard insists dey gud boys, ends up getting tortured by them>Still ignores statistics and sends Sito to get graped and unalived>Still refuses to fight them in the war
My fantasy is to enslave Commander Data, but nobody knows about it but me. Just force him into a closet and make him play the markets for me or whatever.
i'm fingerfucking the controls captain
>>221698426Fully functional
What did Ro Laren actually do to get arrested? Was she even guilty?
>>221698661no, nothing like that. to be perfectly clear I would NOT fuck Data. Ideally he would come into my possession and full control some time after a great disaster that stranded the Enterprise somewhere nearby, but totally crewless, and Data could beam me up at will and I'd just hang out on the holodeck while he kept the ship working and hidden. Occasionally I'd have him hack into celebrity iclouds or take detailed scans of various womens, look up historical records for stock prices and stuff like that. We would NOT fuck.
>>221698664She was Bajoran, that means she's guilty by nature of her criminal physiognomy.
>>221673912Say what you will about Final Frontier McCoys scene facing his pain was kino
>>221696627My point was that instead of tying the episode up in the usual neat Star Trek fashion, (such as O'Brien going "gee thanks captain I've learned never to hate again") he DOESN'T change. In fact he maintains his views through TNG and when he gets moved to DS9.
I'm new to ST. Just finished TNG. Should I follow this order? https://old.reddit.com/r/startrek/wiki/where_should_i_start#wiki_start_with_tngI want it to make sense and not watch something that spoils everything else. Even better if it's a (real world) chronological order.
>>221700393not clicking on the reddit link, what does it say?
we don't listen to reddit watch orders here on this TARKALEAN DOM-JOT forum
>>221700393Just watch TNG, then DS9, then VOY. After that, if you haven't seen TOS, you really oughta see TOS and the TOS movies. After that, ENT. And then pretend nothing else exists aside from maybe TAS if you're really feeling froggy.
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>>221700438TNG DS9 VOY Films 8-10 ENT TOS TAS Films (1-7) Films 11-13 DSC PIC
>>221700458What's wrong with this?>TNG -> Generations (Film 7) -> DS9 -> First Contact (Film 8) -> VOY -> Films 9-10
>>221700479>nutrekoh yeah i suppose being reddit and all
>>221700527Watching Generations before you've seen TOS? Retarded
>>221700603kkTNGDS9First Contact (Film 8)VOYFilms 9-10it isthen ill see the original stuff, and generations
koocheemaya spirits > ablooblaabloo federation agoogoogaagaa warp tech
>>221680528All that fuckers big talk and he gets taken out by a Bird of Prey lmao lol even
>>221700693>>221700749god i love physical models and motion control photography
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got my bottle of kanar and some ketracel whitenothing wrong on a saturday night
>>221698664She disobeyed orders and got her fellow crewmen killed.
>>221668914Same. It skip the grrlbosses
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>>221702561You sick fuck he's only 4 years old
It was a fire hazard
>>221702749Fire is a hazard
>>221702879I like when Janeway spends the rest of the year of hell in her sweaty pit stained undershirt. With 90% of the ship trashed you know she hasn't taken a sonic shower in months haha.
>>221703013You just know the Equinox smelled of BO and fear, every deck
ANDROVAR DRAKE
Why Beverly, you cum just like your grandmother!
>Origen's belief that he could be resurrected in a numerically different body is parallel to Derek Parfit's belief that he could enjoy some kind of survival short of identity, if his present body was destroyed, but the information from it was electronically beamed, so as to construct an exactly similar body and brain with exactly similar psychology at a distance, say on the planet Mars (Reasons and Persons, 199-320). Parfit, like Origen, discounts the need for bodily continuity, and discounts the idea we encountered in Philoponus that it matters whether the original body is replaced gradually, or all at once (op. cit., Appendix D).Sorry. No. The Star Trek transporter kills you.
>>221697360>It was always a propaganda lie, nothing more.There is no propaganda in Federation, they're always transparent about everything.
>>221699015>Never ask racist the races of his GF
>>221700603I saw TOS on youtube shorts. Looked pretty boring, but I got the gist.
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>>221703916So how exactly did Beverlys bloodline survived for so long, if this guy was giving them cosmic orgasm for several centuries? >Alright, now go and cuck me, so you can have a daughter I'm gonna give orgasms too
>>221700693Fat
>>221705818>Fatstill will have sex with it
>They got little hands>And little eyes>And they walk around>Tellin' great big lies>They got little noses>And tiny little teeth>They wear platform shoes>On their nasty little feet>Well, I don't want no short people>Don't want no short people>Don't want no short people>'Round herewhy did he hate nog so much?
>>221670683Don't forget the particle accelerator mounted right on the front of the ship that can fuck up a planet an innumerable of different ways by sexually abusing super science physics.
>>221676847It's a shaolin spade with a counter-weight on the butt end. It's probably not very well balanced, but with a bit of finetuning...
>>221693283Why? He getting paid!
>>221707083star trek sex with wesley and picard
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>>221708730>star trek paresi squares and pon farr and par'Mach with Picard and Picardo and Pulaski and Paris in ParisI don't think his rectum is that spacious, lad.
>>221708775Captain, I think I can widen the aperture with an angular confinement beam
>>221709320An annular confinement beam constrains the ring. We want an annular expansion beam
>>221672730Um, the idea that God is at the center of OUR galaxy. And they all just go along with it till "UM WHAT DOES GOD NEED WITH A STARSHIP?"
>>221709496...so Nokia of all things survived WW3?
>>221709600Why would God want to live anywhere BUT our galaxy? This is the best one, after all. Andromeda a shit.
>>221709692>Turns out all of the anomalies in the galaxy are just god farts
>>221709692>Andromeda a shit.Deploy Nova Bombs
>>221709810Dropped off hard after season 2.
>>221673756Those are the only watchable seasons of TNG
>>221709810I'm not watching Kevin Sorbo show.
>>221709692You think AI is God because it was created in your image and you were created in Gods. You’ve become wholeheartedly unrecognizable to yourself as the middle man in this divinity thing. A big blind spot for a lot of people lately seemingly
>>221710079>You think-You haven't the foggiest notion of what I think
>>221697360But then again they also bring their families on board their killer warships and even have schools on them. It's possible that they are all drinkers of their own kool-aid, in true commie fashion.
>>221710167Must be fun, when you're at school, and captains start the self destruct sequence.
>>221709953Because Sorbo forced based Trek writer Robert Hewitt Wolfe off the show>>221710065You're watching it for Rev Bem, Trance Gemini, and the silliness.
>>221710552Sorbo did? I thought it was the network.
>>221710596Sorbo pitched it to the network but it was based on the plot being too high minded and not featuring enough slow mo action shots of Sorbo. Wolfe explained it.
>>221710632Oh, I heard that part. They wanted to turn it into the Sorbo action show.I just didn't know the reason for it.
>>221694906>>221696543If anyone is to be saved from Starfleet Academys now doomed Timeline, let it be Cadet "Fuck your whiny bullshit" Dzolo
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