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did my nigga Aegon got her sister pregnant before his peepee got burned down? who else could have sexo Helaena at that time
>BEHOLD ME NOW
Did you notice that smallfolk are either evil rapists and killers or innocent angels depending on whose scene they're in?
Queen Helaena the bountiful.
>>221727462Given how willing they are to just have shit happen off screen without any allusion....she could've hooked up with some commoner. Why not.Though probably Aemond.
>>221727462He fucked her before rooks rest.
>>221727462Maybe Aegon and Helaena had grief sex after their son was killed. Maybe Aemond is no longer a virgin. Whose to say.
>>221727462Aemond.
I'm taking Egg on a little trip
>>221727459>scales are scales niggano the are not. dragon scales can stop scorpions.
>>221727462the showrunners were so blinded by their hatred for the greens they kinda made up that aegon loses his dickHe continues trying for heirs in the book after the dance
There could have been a great arc for Aegon going through Rooks Rest and the surrounding area and seeing the damage that happened on the ground which the dragons were fighting in the air.
>>221727447How do you respond without sounding (Targaryen) mad(ness)?
brothel queens WHEN?it will fix the treasury within a week.
Marathoning the new episode rn
>Aegon forced to live as a commonerThe king of the people...
>>221727522>tfw we'll never get Aegon watching people having sex
>>221727526>we are the superior ACK!
how high are the chances of Aegon getting diddled next episode?
>>221727535If that's where they were going with this it could have been great but it's only there to humiliate him.
Wait I'm confusedWhy is gwayne not the lord hightower now? Ormund is his cousin should it not pass to otto's own son?
>>221727526*losrs trial of seven*
What do we think about Daeron?
>>221727557Sunfyre will prevent it at the last second.
>>221727524It was kinda odd seeing that peasants are still looting the corpses. How long ago is the battle supposed to have been? Days, weeks, months?
>>221727564Otto was the Lord's brother.
>>221727511Anon, a kevlar vest can stop a bullet but wont stop a knifeMy guess is he took one off from where Sunfyre's abdomen was cut up by meleys
The Sydney Sweeney of Westeros. I wish the women I rape around her looked like her, fuck
>>221727564Otto is a second son, anon.
So they’re just not doing the aegon/sunfyre arc? Cool. Great job faggots. WHY ARE THEY ACTIVELY MAKING SHIT CHANGES. JUST READ THE BOOK NIGGA AND YOU’LL BE SUCCESSFUL
>>221727565*wins trial of seven but Visenya cheats with blood magic
Lads I don't remember westeros having a merchant town full of mud huts and lyseni
>Tessarion converted to the faith of the 7name a more based dragon
>>221727526I half expected him to start name dropping Garth Greenhand
>>221727551>>221727565>Doctrine of Targaryen Exceptio-AACKK!>>221727618You can't.
>tfw no rhaenyra eating sceneits over fat rhaenyra bros...
>>221727526
>>221727447>Fuck off Christafah, there's no horse, no castle, no fucking round table. You're probably fucking high, that's what you're doing. You're probably high and cheating on me. Fucking knight in fucking armor. Fuck you, Christafah.
>>221727598they didn't win even if we consider Maegor The Cool rising to be blood magic. they died.>>221727641*gets cucked to death*
>>221727568Seems too timid to be someone widely known as Daeron the Daring but we'll see how things go. The actor is fine. Him having Hightower hair is dumb but we find out Ormund makes Daeron dye it to make him less Targ
What’s the chances everyone turns on her except Alicent?
>>221727572The time scale is super hard to pin down. I don't even think the writers know at this point.
>>221727618>Ormund locked Tessarion in the septBased
>>221727665Maegor died, proving he shouldn’t be king. Visenya raised a dead body as a puppet king
>>221727667Is that confirmed or just speculation?
>>221727447Whats next for this franchise
>>221727707the Faithful died. proving that them thinking Maegor The Cool shouldn't be king is wrong.
>>221727523
>Targs are Jews bro I swear and the Hightowers are pure blooded andalsThe true Jews of ASOIAF:>The Hightowers [...] have often preferred trade instead of war, and have also avoided many wars because of their support for the (((Faith of the Seven))).>...some Hightowers are said to have dabbled in alchemy and necromancy.>...most scholars believe they descend from the First Men [...] Yandel posits they descend from the seafarers and (((traders))) that settled at the top of the Whispering Sound in an earlier time.>The (((Bank of Oldtown))) is a bank run by House Hightower of Oldtown.
Damn…Valyrians fr thought they were the superior race? Pshhhh…went extinct twice. Hightower superiority
>>221727746Didn’t germ disown like two of these already
>>221727660
>>221727676I don't like the actress or the direction of the character but God what a kino face.
Is Ormund autistic?
I already liked ormund, they don’t have to keep convincing me further
>>221727713Baseless speculation. Some people are theorizing that's just Daeron's natural hair color which is why Alicent sent him away since she's a hypocrite. Others think they had him dye it to make the Fake Daeron plot more believable. Knowing the writers they likely won't ever acknowledge it either way.
>>221727783Did he disown GOT or just Season 8
>>221727786>and now we beginwhat did he mean by this?
>>221727854The Great Rape, it begins here.
>>221727787>I don't like the actress>God what a kino face
>>221727854Daeron the diddled
>>221727805Racists often are, as evidenced by this board.
TGC, Phia Saban, Clubfoot's actor, Ewan Mitchell, Paddy, Rhys Ifans, Matt Smith, the Ulf bloke, Toussaint and Rapelord Hightower are/were the only good actors in this shitshow and who haven't pushed for their characters to act OOC.
ormund should be king.
>>221727805he's just very based
>>221727854Plan B which is since Aemond is MIA try to bribe one or more of the Dragonseeds to change sides. Likely Ormund/Daeron will meet with Hugh. Hugh will ask about his wife, Ormund will blackmail him into changing sides.
How many more attempted rapes will there be this season
Targshits>incest>blood sacrifice>mass murderHightowers>civilization>faith>honorI'm struggling to see why Greens are the bad guys here.
>>221727786HE'S SO FUCKING COOL
>>221727786>Stares down dragonfire without the slightest fuck to giveJesus can he be any more of a chad?
Contrive a scenario where Brothel Queens happens but a misunderstanding absolves Rhaenyra of any guilt.
>>221727933More than you'd think. Less than you'd hope.
Hightowers: embodiment of knighthood and western medieval tradition Targaryens: literally just Satan
>>221727965Rhaenyra tells one of her kingsguard to make them "comfortable women" but he misunderstands her and makes them comfort women instead
HAELENA BIG MILKERS
>>221727933It’s realistic, most men rape
brown girl rape fantasies are so embarrassing xD
>Otto's 100 cats were given to Alyn
>>221728159Greens aren't allowed to have good ideas
>>221727704>>221727770>>221727936The Faith and the Citadel were kind enough to grant an olive branch to the Valyrian shits in the form of the Targtowers, 4 glorious and exceptional dragonriding children infused with the best aspects of Andaldom, but Maegor with Teats and Daemon, the Grooming Pedo spat in their faces. Their ultimate annihilation was assured then and there.
Daeron the Daring more like Daeron the Bitch
>>221728129>shadman
>JUSTICE FOR ULF>JUSTICE FOR ULF>JUSTICE FOR ULFIn all honesty the most emotional I got during that episode was Ulf getting to go back to his bar and buy the boys a round followed by the injustice of Rhaenyra not allowing him to go back to it again when he asked favors for his bros.
The rats people eat in ACoK during the war are descendants of Aegon's rats.He was still looking after his smallfolk over 100 years after his death. What a lad.
If a man cant even go to the pub with the boys after a days of honest work, whats the point anymore
>>221728274I prefer his Japanese persona
>>221728293you mean the boys who took all his money and told him to ask stupid favors to the queen?Ulf is too pure for this world
I forgot this universe has dogs
>>221728348why didn't Sheepstealer ate dogs? he would be cooler if his name was Dogstealer
I've noticed that every time a man goes somewhere, his journey starts and ends with a woman
>>221728348How could you?
>>221728348The original "The Hound" right there
>>221728348Yeah you just know right eh fellas?You just know.
>>221728348you just know....
>>221728348You just reminded me that Ramsay had dogs and Asha ran like a bitch away from those same dogs.
>>221727549We will absolutely get that next season to solidify him as a pathetic dickless loser cuck
what is the point of Helaena getting pregnant and having Maelor now?
>Maester Orwyle, please read to the viewers- uh I mean me, the Hightower wiki page
>Last season Gwayne, who we know to be a normal well adjusted individual, mentions Daeron as happy, and normal>this episode we find out he's in an abusive relationship with bipolar psychoThey couldn't help themselves with that last scene, could they
>>221728452Condal realized he's not as smart as gurrm
>>221728463you don't understand, the last time Gwayne saw Daeron was 100 years ago!
He comes....
Was this Ormund dude a big enough character in Fire and Blood to warrant having a 3 episode arc in a 6 episode season? Feels so pointless when so many others were cut entirely
>>221728501where the fuck is mushroom?
yjk...?
>>221728463Well I mean Daeron still seems to be a decent individual despite Ormund's abuse so was he really wrong?
>>221728436>we get sex scenes>it's a man's ass like Dany's season 8
>>221728520Jumpscare
>>221728501Kino character, he can hog all the screen time he wants
>>221728515Casting dwarfs is problematic
Is Criston going to die next episode? Doesn't seem like the Butcher's ball will be all that exciting, especially for Criston since he's done so little recently aside from argue doomerism with Gwayne for a while
>>221728463I mean Daeron is probably happy and normal when he's not near Ormund
>>221728537kek this>>221728520delete this shit. i watch TV for the pretty girls.
>>221728520Why do they never cast hot black girls if they are insistent on casting black women at all.
Is Daemon gonna act surprised when Rhaena shows up with Sheepstealer again?How is Rhaena going to know about this plan?Is Rhaena going to not feel guilty and act like nothing happened?Is Rhaenyra not gonna suspect that this convenient plot is a convenient plot?
>>221728575To “challenge beauty standards” or something. Being hot is a white thing only to them apparently
>>221728463>with bipolar psychothis slander shall not go unchallenged. a man has a right to rage when air support do not deliver.
He’s /Ourguy/
>>221728520I still don't understand why they merged her of all people with Nettles
>>221728610That was John Ratcatcher’s head right?
>>221728520>bring a wild dragon to a battle>wild dragon kills everyone because its wild lol>one of the death caused by the wild dragon is a prince>we are supposed to feel bad for herher being a nigger aside, why would I feel bad for her with the retarded shit she pulled? even if she was white I would still hate her
>>221728575>casting someone a filthy misogynist might enjoybegone, chud.
>>221728610>Is Rhaenyra not gonna suspect that this convenient plot is a convenient plot?they already showed the Brown Worm suspects it's bullshit
>>221728501Regardless of how many lines Gurm wrote for him in F&B they'll want to develop him for the Battle of Tumbleton anyway since it's going to be the last field battle of the show. Because they speedran all of the ones in the riverlands.
>>221728706Nevermind, second last. I forgot there's also Kingsroad HE COMES....
>>221728646wild dragons being untameable is showshit. Nettles tames and rides it just fine.if anything, it is like when Aemond lost control over Vhagar. which is also showshit only.
>>221728501>in a 6 episode seasonlmao really? ngl, part of me is glad.
just watched itwow everyone in this show is a moron except for larys and occasionally daemon
>>221728575Blacks aren't hot, period.
>>221728771its 8 but we consider first 2 episodes part of season 2
>>221728793fuck
>>221728771oops nm it’s 8, read that it would be split somewhere
>>221728777There are some hot ones. Like from the Horn of Africa. Or that one Insta hoe. Theres no way Hollywood is devoid of even a single good looking one.
>>221728776>Larys>Let me, the waifish cripple, flaunt all my coin in front of the desperate commoners. I mean he hasn't even tried to pull a Tyrion/Bronn and say "hey keep me from getting gaped by a bunch of brigands and I'll pay you with the cash I have at home"
>>221727933what are the chances the show is going to imply ormund molests daeron?
>sheepstealer killed jaceOnly tangentially
>>221728777beauty in the eye of the beholder and all that.you think black women threads on /gif/ and /s/ are just shitposting?
Good episode, best one in this season
>>221728835fair, i've just ignored that because no one seems to actually care about that, it's always aegon fucking up much worse that gets them in trouble
>>221728850I half expected it to happen in the Tessarion scene. Ormund already displayed dominance through sexual shame and he's Christian White Nationalist coded so being a closeted gay chomo seems on brand especially for the writers.
>>221728854yeah. all the triarchy brave men facing fire forgotten just like that.
>>221728854i mean he did, he was trying to kill baela so jace and vermax were diving at him to kill him and jace pulled out of the dive when he realized it was rhaena so as not to kill her which distracted him and put him/vermax low enough for triarchy shits to hit
>>221727447They actually made Daeron a FUCKING BASTARD. A BASTARD OF CRISTON COLE. Why? So she can be a bit guilty about having a brown haired boy? So he'd be seen as a hypocrite once someone sees him and reports back? What's the fucking point? Does anything even matter? They've so massively fucked it when it comes to the plot that I can't even keep track of what they're planning.The entire Reach plot is dead btw. We never got to see the bannermen of the Hightowers, Mullendore, Beesbury and Costayne rise up against him and switch over to the young Lord Tarly. We never saw the struggle of a conventional army being harassed with guerrilla warfare. We never saw Tom Flowers' fight for his father's honour after finally getting the blessing of Lady Caswell to lead their men in battle. We never saw Daeron fight on Tessarion. We never saw Titus Peake earn his knighthood alongside Daeron but die a few days later. We never saw the siege of Longtable, the sacking of Bitterbridge for the murder of Maelor or the riot that followed, we never saw Daeron's descent into depression. We never saw the first Battle of Tumbleton.Instead we saw Ormund's fucking ass cheek. Let me guess, someone will dump horse shit next to him to stun him before an assassination because he's sensitive to smells.
DamnWhy'd they have to make Ormund so cartoonishly evil? Can't have a single green with morals, can we?
>>221728129What kind of fag dragon spreads his legs as he jumps?
Another episode, another instance of cutting through people like they are made of jelly
I think the writers want us to sympathise with Daeron, somewhat like Gwayne. Alicent essentially calls him her only good son and the others targ monsters, Rhaenyra gives a look of sympathy and says she would have spared him, he nearly weeps at his racist unc's terrifying crashout and knows the signs of it coming so has endured it before, thinly veiled domestic violence parallel. He's being set up as someone on TeamRape the tumblr girl audience can sympathize with - a hesitant, innocent party caught between two worlds, so his death will probably be depicted as tragic
>>221729004They are trying to ruin the best Green faction character. What the fuck is wrong with the writers
>>221728520I HAAAATE this ugly lil wayne looking creature
>>221728870>you think black women threads on /gif/ and /s/ are just shitposting?Yes, or race traitor scum fetishposting their sins.
>>221728318Da Hootch?
>>221729004It should be a valyrian steel sword.
>>221727786tessarion asking bro are you gonna finish that or can i have it
is there a point in showing Aegon kneeling like a bitch or is this just the typical humiliation ritual since he's a bad guy
>>221729032I feel like I'm being baited into post attractive black women
>>221728900He essentially got robbed by the guys at the keep, they didn't literally beat him over it but he basically silently said "give me the rest of your coin and you can stay but you're not leaving with it" ontop of him getting eyed funny by every smallfolk putting together that him and Aegon are feebled. He hasn't made any actions towards creating any kind of security for him and Aegon while they're both absurdly exposed and Aegon frequently goes off script. Larys is losing all his mastermind credibility. Also Larys the greenseer theory is 100% dead and buried right?>>221728973I think he just takes after his mother, he looks noting like Cole either. Though I guess they could be implying that with how she has more "motherly" impulses towards protecting Daeron. Children born out of love/passion on the show always seem more loved by their parents while the ones born out of duty kind of get shafted.>>221728978Nope same way Rhaenyra can only be connected to evil actions is if she Mr. Magoos her way into ordering an atrocity through miscommunication.
Can there not be one Green character who is not a psycho, rapist or retard?
>>221729004That sword he's using is Vigilance, the Valyrian Steel heirloom sword that belong to the current Hightower lord, yeah they supposed to do that.
>another episode without AemondHe's the only reason I'm watching this show REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>221729069I know I've never seen a sexy negress in all my days, and I defy you to post any evidence that convinces me otherwise.
>>221729068Because he's a rapist. Surely you notice all rapists in this show gets humiliated before being killed off unceremoniously
>>221729004>Vigilance is a Valyrian steel longsword belonging to House Hightower.[1]>History>Ormund Hightower, Lord of the Hightower, wielded the blade during the Dance of the Dragons, in which he fought for King Aegon II Targaryen. After the Battle on the Honeywine, he used it to knight Prince Daeron Targaryen, his squire and the king's brother, dubbing him "Ser Daeron the Daring" for turning the battle in their favor with Daeron's dragon, Tessarion.[1]
>>221727483>Foids think the average man wants a super sexy horny model when everyone ITT is loving an average next door girl that is kind, unproblematic, loves to be a mother and prefer to play with insects than partying and travelingWhy women cannot understand what men really wants in a woman?
Started watching HotD S3 today.Suddenly, every single dragon rider is a nigga.I'm black but holy fucking shit. Could you be less subtle?
>>221728911i won't be surprised if Aegon gets raped or at least attempted rape, seems to be a popular theme this season
Queen
>>221729032>he thinks we're all white here
>>221729103Actually where the fuck is he? Where's Alys hiding him and a literally biggest animal on the whole fucking planet?
>>221728061women would rape men too if they were physically capable of it
>>221729105the sexy ones are the mulattas like the Missandei actress and the actress who played Leo's daughter in that movie which won best picture last year
>>221729138The nappy hair looked so fucking stupid lmao
>>221727522It was hinted erections were hard to get and painfull to him after the fall and thus often preferred to watch servants having sex that doing it himself. So his peenis was likely damaged but not outright obliterated as the show tried to claim
>>221729138I hate her so much for being so ugly
>>221729151the hollow earth, its underneath harrenhal
>>221727564Otto Is a second son. Ormund is the son of his deceased older brother and the true lord of the house
As of yesterday ADWD is 15 years old. GRRM was so close to becoming a legendary author, remembered for centuries but instead became a laughingstock.
>>221729172bro how retarded do you gotta be to get on a dragon without a saddle
>>221729151Magic.
>>221729073it's Ottover, bros...
>>221727447the hammer's wife is so ugly its high fantasy to think she is desired by some soldiers as "attractive"
Pathetic acting. This scene made me cringe.
>>221729136I expected the Lord of Rooks Rest to force Aegon to blow him then and there. The dudes definitely going to try and rape him by end of this, which is going to make Aegon becoming a Rape Cuck later on even fucking weirder.
>>221729194It's a fucking plot hole that a Targaryen princess can ride a dragon bareback off grip strength alone. It's already weird Nettles can do it, but at least she's not some pampered bitch who's never done physical labor in her life.
>>221729225This is an incorrect usage of the meme or maybe it's just a showfag
>>221728610Preston liked it so shut the fuck up
>>221729239it'd be impossible for anyone to ride bareback any dragon that's bigger than a horse.
>>221729239not even an olympic gold medalist gymnast in the toughest sports can possibly ride a dragon with his bare hands with his gripgot and hotd are shit, this is a spongebob fuck physics moment but not funny
>>221729152Helaena raped Aegon. Then she makes him smile afterward.
Why is alyn at the small council now? What is he gonna do, talk about ships? Lmao
>>221729193GRRM realized he can't finish the series with the next two books and that its too late to finish now since he'd need maybe 1 or 2 more to end it. He is also obsessed with the number 7 and would prefer to have 7 main books.
>>221727447hammer's wife is UGLINESS
>*Launchs a Holy Crusade against the half lizard abominations enslaving his peopleTOTAL LIGGERS DEATH
>>221729278If he's been made master of ships, then yeah, don't know what else he would be doin
Is Joffrey Velaryon betrothed to Manderly's daughter in the show too? Or is this a setup to have Manderly fail then get Rhaenyra and her son out of the betrothal?
>>221729239>t. dragonless lowborn chud
>>221729317so ugly
>>221729239Maybe dragon backs are just really, really sticky all the time
>>221729334ugly dragon for an ugly rider I suppose
>>221729072>Though I guess they could be implying that with how she has more "motherly" impulses towards protecting Daeron.No they didn't imply that, she literally said that. The implication is that he's a bastard and you can see that by the fact she's scratching the absolute fuck out of the skin of a nails when pressed by Rhaenyra and that she sent him away as a babe, which btw never fucking happened in Fire and Blood. He was a grown boy, around for half the early season 1 shenanigans and the mostly friendly of the kids at court. He didn't fucking have brown/red hair, and he wasn't sent away to hide it. It's pathetic. Somehow no one in all of Oldtown reported how the fucking Prince looked.>>221728978Btw he was the moral center of the Green Hightower host in Fire and Blood, the army only went to shit when he died. I mean Bryndon could have held the army together but he died alongside him. We could've seen the disciplined army descend into raping and pillaging after the loss of their leaders but nah, they're already rapey.Also the homeless crackhead look they gave Rhaena is so fucking cliche. Why, even in this bastardised version of Westeros, do they have to make black women look like this? Who's idea was it? All those rich black women that want to appeal to the image of Le Struggle or weird liberals that think it's cool because it's ugly and subversive.
Caraxes got to see a dragon that looks uglier than him.
HotD implicitly spoils characters' fates by not giving them screentime.example: Alyn and Addam are both introduced, but Alyn, the one who survives the Dance, is given all of the screentime. No one thinks it's weird at all that the dragonrider has less screentime than the one who just stands on a boat and talks to Corlys for an entire season?It's like Ryan Condal forgot that the Red Wedding was enhanced in the show by making Robb Stark a main character.
this show sucks
she looks so retardedI love her
this show rocks
>>221729301They ignored that same as most of what book Jace did.
>>221729421Muh queen
>>221729421I feel like he's already playing Link in HotD
POPPA BEAR!
>>221729122because the average woman doesn't want the average man and they're projecting
>>221727447hammer wife=uglysheepstealer nettles-replacement=uglyugliness
>>221729130do you find white or black women more attractive?
Hugh's wife is too ugly for me to believe a man would risk gelding for that
>>221729421someone put her in this
>>221729229>kinose>sharp chin and jawshe's pretty cute
>>221729557She is so fucking hot as a feminine ladyI can't comprehend that she waste all that beautie trying to look non binary.
>>221728706No....... 'ow et ends
>>221729514she looks like an evil witch-hag with a tan
>>221729255you can go to hell with him. he has to like DEIshit to keep his State Department job
>>221728520>I fed him sheepWhen the fuck did that happen? Sheepstealer feed her sheep.
>prego titties & bellySo who fucked Helaena?
>another male asswe haven't seen female nudity in this show for FOUR fucking years
>>221729578>I can't comprehend that she waste all that beautie trying to look non binarythat binary stuff got her the job
So where are all the faggots who said I was wrong that Sunfyre was dead and Aegon was hugging his decaying corpse, which was stated numerous times and made clear from Baela's reports
>>221729594I did. :]
>>221729592>>I fed him sheep>When the fuck did that happen? Sheepstealer feed her sheep.the people writing this series and filming it are HUMAN GARBAGE
>>221729592ultra bad acting
Lord of Tumbelton can't handle cocks. Weak.
>>221729594Is this just a bit or are normalfags this retarded
>>221729421>she looks so retarded>I love her
>>221729604Nah, he'll live
>>221729383Okay fair call, but still he doesn't look shit like Cole, atleast there's a fucking excuse for him since he just looks like a Hightower.
>>221729604I fear I am that faggot, your Grace. I offer my deepest apologies for voicing my doubts, and I confess I was in the wrong.
I was really expecting Rhaena to say something like "No one likes me, like nettles in the grass"
>>221729604is this the biggest retard of the thread?
>>221729622LMAO. He's sweating & thirsty like crazy.
>>221729604>No he's aliveHOW MUCH MORE OBVIOUS DO YOU NEED IT TO BE
>>221729399it's pretty retarded. Addam is the older one in the book too so it's a double gut punch when he dies.it's pretty fucking stupid to show Rhaenyra not giving a shit about her dragon riders that won her her fucking throne.maybe the showrunners are spinning it as Rhaenyra being just in their minds.
Daeron's actor is unironically a bit too chubby to play Link, a lean young boy
>>221729604>>221729629Do you think he's gonna Norma Bates Sunfyre and just have a decaying dragon he pretends is alive?
>>221729583>with a tanworse. she looks thoroughly brown.
All they need is dragon farts to kill him.
Was Daemon always this retarded? First the Yi-Ti shit and now why would you lie about this shit?
>>221729200Witch mommy!
>>221729667I think he will magically return to live alongside Aegon's return to the relevance in the plot, his life force is tied to Aegon's character development and importance
>>221729663Links a fat faced motherfucker.
Just finished the 60 minute appetizer, now for the main meal
>>221729592they can't show the black character being a thief on screen, anon.
Who did Ormund make Daeron kill?
>>221729690Because you dont want to kill your daughter? Because he would need to hunt her down?
>>221729663daeron/link is icsh
>>221729703Hugh's Wife's Brother.
>>221729695You know what now you mention it he looks exactly like OoT Link on the left I retract my statement
How the fuck is Hugh Hammer going to switch to the Greens if Daeron killed his brother-in-law?None of this shit makes sense. Honestly feels like the worst episode of the season. The show feels like it focuses on dumb shit like shit that happens after the Dance or shit that is inconsequential to the dance and then does nothing like build up an emotional investment in any of the characters who die like Jace. On a more positive note, I like how the season is setting up for Rhaenyra "accidentally" creating the Shepherd by killing the current High Septon because of her anointing-tism.
>>221729703innocent BIPOC
>>221729627
>>221729604(you) are the faggot.
>>221729724Maybe he won't but Ulf will?
>>221729122>loves to be a motherDoes she? the show made it seem like she is mega autistic, didn't really want children and barely cared when her son got sliced up. She didn't even seem to give a shit that she picked her son to die, lmao she just said "they killed the boy" with a blank mega autist gormless stare.
>>221729638It's stupid. They made all the bastards honourable and the trueborns mad or evil. They made Ormund a cruel, snobbish brute and kept this whole "everyone thinks Targaryens are evil abominations" thing going. It's an incoherent mess that you can tell they are so fucking proud of.
>>221729698You guys still watch Alt and Glidus?Glidus exists to do stupid ahorse and dragon leg memes now. Shift always was the guy who just reads the wiki to his audience but this is somehow a grand achievement. Man, I should start now so I can make thousands of dollars just reading coppermind.net articles to showfags when The Way of Kings tv show starts
>>221729743>>221729724Leaks were posted a few threads back, Daemon starts burning the city and Hugh pleads him to stop since his wife is in there, he turns because of that
>>221729709Only time Rhaenyra killed anybody was because Daemon pressured her to.
i forgot to charge my phone. wat do.
>>221729686they'll drop dung bombs
>>221729767Why is Daemon there
>>221729698certified goyim
>>221729767Ormund was right
>>221729758Its harder to watch Preston Jacobs' short fursona videos where he thinks its his duty to nitpick every detail while arguing with himself using different voices
>>221729724Since his family is there I guess he will turn to protect them from Rhaenyra/Daemon when they attack the city and try to burn them alive
>>221729787He's an aura farmer, he goes where there is most aura to be farmed. After he's btfo'd apparently he flies to the Vale. Rhaena really is Nettles
>>221729709>>221729690It was just a stupidly half-assed plan is the issue. >Here's Sheepstealer's rider....some fucking guy.....and Sheepstealer just ran away....case closedRhaenyra herself nearly picked it apart without even actually thinking too hard by simply asking "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS? WHERES THE FUCKING DRAGON?"Also I don't know if Rhaena was stupid and curious or just plain stupid because she was literally in eyeshot of the Vale and Carjacksy sniffed out Sheepstealer immediately. Also Baela saw her sister did she not? Daeron's whole plan can go tits up if Rhaenyra decides to just send one of the Dragonseeds out to knockoff the dragon she hates. He's just lucky she's so bad with resources.
>>221729703The guy who punched that Hightower soldier who was trying to rape that woman earlier in the episode.
>>221729703He had to get it on.
What game is she playing?
she fucking sucks
>>221729747Phia in the behind the scene of the episode said she wants to keep the baby no matter what because she still feels guilty of not managing the Blood and Cheese stuff better
>>221729724>How the fuck is Hugh Hammer going to switch to the Greens if Daeron killed his brother-in-law?you see, Ormund publicly gelded his own soldier and helped the victims so the people think he's just.then Hugh's brother in law or whomever he was went mysteriously missing and was never found because the dragon ate his corpse.
>>221729837Caraxes is so fucking cool
>>221729829At this point she just likes spooking the plot relevant characters.
>>221729871Caraxes is actually the most battle experienc3d dragon out there. Moreso now than even Vhagar.
>>221729724>>221729842The leaks hints the whole Hugh joining team Green will be skipped and he going straight to push his own claim with a revolutionary anti-nobility army of peasants and renegade black/green soldiers
>>221729829She wants Harrenhal. Daemon told her to go fucker herself so now she'll join up with the greens out of the promise of Harrenhal but she'll bang Aemond to sweeten the deal and/or so we can make a shadow baby depending on which theory you want to go with.
>>221729829She is working for the old gods so probably masterminding the fall of targs
>>221729837Caraxes is so fucking gay
>>221729724Instead of seeing the Hightowers manage to convince Hugh and Ulf to switch over to being Greens, what was offered, how did they create lines of communication, who coordinated it. We won't see the plan go to shit and the remnants losing control over them since Ormund and Bryndon died in the very same battle they switched, we have...Hugh's pajeet wife and the rape scandal. Considering how that scene ended, he could have very easily raped everyone and just killed the witnesses but nah somehow they manage to reach Ormund with one person's arm already set. If you're going to do a rape scene, do the rape scene and have them complain after the fact about the rape. Don't stop the rape scene, have them argue like children that just had a fight, just so you can have your safe edgy chop the dick off the rapist hurray moment. It's like they just wanted to chop a guy's dick off for being a rapist but lacked the stomach for it. But again, why are we doing this? Wasting precious screen time because some hag writer is manifesting her revenge sexual assault fantasy on the TV. An entire writer's room of midwits and yesmen.
>>221729887Should have BTFO Sheepfag then and there
>>221729829Trying to raise a cult of lesbian witches.THE POWER OF ONE, THE POWER OF TWO, THE POWER OF MAAAAAAAAAAANYBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>221729837>Sheepstealer gave her a whole WWE intro by silhouetting her in fire and she wastes it by walking out like she has ricketsI would've ended the dragonbond right there if I was him.
>>221729887>Moreso now than even Vhagarlol
>>221729883>DUDE WHAT IF WE TURNED RHAENA INTO NETTLES
How did Criston know that Ormund was headed to Tumbleton, but didn't know that Rhaenyra had taken the Iron Throne?
>>221729151>>221729184No but seriously WHERE is he. in >>221729200 it looks like Harrenhal so what the fuck, where is Vhagar and why did Cole and co. just take her at her word and sit around all depressed without seriously looking for him. This show is so stupid seriously
>>221729899fuck you
>>221729507White. What about it?
>>221729941>brackensbased>gaywoodsgay
she is the worst
>>221727483
>>221729950>>221728870it's over. you obliterated my argument.
I feel like Ryan Condal and Sara Hess kind of forgot they made every character a moral monster in season 1 and are relying on people not rewatching from season to season to paint the characters in a better light.Aegon rapes a woman and watches his bastard sons fight in a weird fighting pit. The only 'moral' washing they did for that scene was remove the book mentioning the 12-year-old girl sucking his dick while he watched the child fights. How do you fucking win back the fandom to Aegon after all of this? Or just making every other Green a rapist?>>221729891Why didn't she tell that to Daemon?
>>221729891Not a shadow baby, but a regular baby.
>>221729920i assumed the witch told him offscreen
>>221729951blackwoods have the hottest woman tho
>>221729975>Why didn't she tell that to Daemon?She did. He laughed in her face saying the crown doesn't give castles to random lowborn women.
>>221729951
>>221729924Cole's going to march off and die meanwhile Aemond is going to wake up in a bed in the lord's chambers which Cole didn't bother to check.
>>221730008sorry, why didn't she tell Daemon that in season 2?
>>221729960she's just ugly. i feel bad for her but i don't want to look at her too.
>>221730014I am slightly vexed by Cole doing NOTHING in the last 10 episodes.
>>221727447alicent is even fatter in this episode, have mercy
>>221729663Looks good to me
>>221729122Helaena isn't anywhere average
>>221729975I don't think they care, the Greens are the bad guys. Any scenes where they're not spiraling villains is purely because the actors need to actually do something interesting.
>>221729829Daemon told Alys she couldn't have Harrenhal because she didn't have a title, a name, or a noble husband. She is getting all three in one swoop.
>>221730018Good question. I don't think even the writers would know that answer to that.
>>221730005you call those things women?>>221730011dont you have some cuckhold pornography to watch cuckraven?
>>221730044a literal 3/10
>>221730031blame the source material, after Rook's Rest he does nothing then dies
I like how alicent told rhaenyra ormund is sensitive to odor like he's some video game boss and she's an npc giving the player helpful tips on how to defeat him
>>221727447So Aegon will get to burn the assholes charging coin to see his dragon and the assholes with the shit and piss business?
>>221730063>marries a Blackwood
>>221730097i can almost see Daemon attacking Tumbleton refusing to dirty his hands or his dragon with dung bombs and causing a the whole mess
>>221730078I'm not sure the structure of the source was well suited to a tv show, they might as well have gone all in with way more dramatic rewrites to make it more interesting, so many character end up with nothing to do for long stretches, in particular the supposed main character Rhaenyra. Boring bitch.
>>221730047Ironically the Greens are the only interesting characters in the whole show (apart from Helaena and Alicent) no matter how cartoony evil they make them.
>>221730109>a disgusting lizard spawn does disgusting lizardspawn thingscolor me surprised
>>221729974I just prefer white girls. If you give you me two equally hot bitches and I could only pick one, one white and one black, I'd choose the white girl.Black girls just never liked me for whatever reason.
>>221730162>>221730162>>221730162New Bread
>>221730165>Black girls just never liked me for whatever reason.because you like cracka girls
>>221729829the game of thrones
>>221729667I think Targs inadvertently can resurrect the dead with magic like Red Priests. Egg did it to Dunk when he died at Ashford Meadow. Aegon is likely going to do it to Sunfyre.
>>221730073You probably look alot worse
>Relics! Of a dead regime.What the FUCK is the point of the marbles? I mean on a meta level. Is it engagement bait? To compel people like me to get angry about how irrelevant they are?
>>221729089They supposed to cut through people like jelly but barely scratch a table?
>>221729963jaehaera is cute!
>>221729004it's valyrian steel nigga
>>221730704jaehaera is iclh
>>221729686HODOR?
>>221729122She has fucking massive tits as well.
so which asoiaf youtubers are loving the show and which are being honest about the show?
>>221731359she needs to get those puppies out before killing herself then
>>221731359Average women and massive perfect tits go hand in hand like bread and butter
>>221729291Just say AFFC and ADWD are you book (which they basically are) and he can still technically do his 7 autism thing and get an extra book
>>221728498No, no, no!
