Fireball editionPrevious >>221966252
>>221974507instead of hot lesbian tomboy we got a hag
Still waiting for the first>What would you have me do?!?!Of the season
>>221974507who are the parents of drogon ?mother dreamfyre and father balerion ?
Where do whores go?
>>221974524neva 'ave
>>221974523I could have fixed herShe was one green cock away from dropping libtardism
was she really in any danger here?
Who killed the Gold Cloaks? Is he as strong as ser Twenty Goodmen?
>>221974596how did they even manage to climb that wall?
>>221974596YesI don't know why people seem convinced she can shoot laser beams or some shit
>>221974606>Ser Twenty GoodmensMayan ass name
>>221974507i want cole to kill blackshits in the name of the seven
>>221974564there are no mother and father in dragons. Septon Barth stated that they were as immutable as a flame, male one moment and female another.as to egg laying, dragons in asoiaf lay eggs by themselves, another external agency is not involved
Sorry Dunc, but chequy chad gets the girl. That's just the way the cookie crumbles.
>You have offered me service to your house. I am grateful. But I have been a servant all my life. To green or to black. I have defined myself by oaths… through unyielding devotion. And the highborn have made much of me while it pleased them to do so. But I will not let them diminish me now. I will not return spurned… rejected. I am the realm’s greatest warrior. And I will die as such. Clear-eyed. Unbent. Glorious in battle. And not in their service, finally. But in my own. And they will sing songs of it.
>>221974678>defined myself by oathsdidn't this nigga break his oaths? like constantly?
>>221974658lmao dragons are trannies
Rahenyra next episodehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orFWj1gc7i4
>>221974596
>>221974646Based, me too.
>>221974699>falling for (((maesters))) propagandangmi
>>221974596Nah, she orchestrated all that.
>>221974721saars? why is hbo pushing anti-indian propaganda?
>>221974564Either Vhagar or Dreamfyre most likely. Elissa Farman, a lesbian stole exactly 3 dragon eggs that are hinted to be the ones that Dany hatches.
>>221974721hotd westeros is as diverse as modern day new york yet all the rapists are white men. why are they like this? why cant they stop raping?
>>221974694which oaths has he broken?
>>221974549Like a jackass eating briars.
>>221974658>The belief that dragons could change sex at need is erroneous, according to Maester Anson’s Truth, rooted in a misunderstanding of the esoteric metaphor that Barth preferred when discussing the higher mysteries.
>>221974620she can send bats on command, she probably can control other animals.
Show varys sending assassins after dany makes absolutely no sense because young griff was cutCutting young griff was the true poisonous butterflies, easily the single worst cut from the show
>>221974721She has a very squad head
>>221974789>Square* fuuuuuck
>>221974767yeah? and what does maester anson say about reproduction in dragons? is it a copulation and deliverance mechanism or attempt at production of a clone mechanism?
>>221974776Considering how they handled the Dorne plot, and everything else in the last few season, did you really wanna watch them ruin Young Griff too?
if last season was supposed to be 10 episodes and they did 8, and the first 2 episodes of season 3 were essentially the missing 2 episodes of season 2... And now season 3 will also end in episode 8, does it mean season 3 will have 4 episodes missing?
>>221974822I would like to ruin Young Griff if you catch my drift.
When is Aemond gonna see mommy again?
i hate the starks and hotd made me hate them even more. stupid grum self insert good guy protagonist house>after the dance starks rolled in and fixed everything, punished le bad guys and they were the strongest fighters but also the most honorable!
>>221974841The witch is already giving him all the mommy ASMR he needs.
>>221974823in the grander scheme of things, yes, the series will have 4 fewer episodes than what was devised at its initiation.hbo cut the money because they identified that a lot of it was wheel-turning what will you have me do?Spergs thought it was a blatant attack on the creatives and their freedoms
>>221974507
>>221974822No, but he was needed for Varys, Dany, and kings landing in general
>>221974860starkshit mary sue deserve extermination
>>221974860>>221975011Agreed. Red Wedding BEST DAY of my fucking life.
>>221975011>>221974860A permanent solution is required
>>221974588Unhand the lady, ser raper.
>>221974776It's still not as bad as cutting Jayne Poole, which makes Sansa into a raped bitch and Littlefinger into the biggest retard cuck in the show and makes Vale into a mess.At least cutting FAegon cuts out entire player faction from the game so it's a bit more understandable.But yeah they should have changed Varys stuff like having him be double triple agent. Sending assassins just so others won't and then foiling them etc etc
>>221974694*waves* Hi there. So actually, we don't notice things in this thread. So if you can kind of, you know, just NOT do that, I'm sure we can keep this the positive place that I know it can be.
>>221974633Pearls to swine, this anon.
Is there really any need Stark hate when their last member is an impotent one generation king and the other is a womanWe all know they have authorial bias. But luckily enough the writers are gay and therefore have their victories ironically enough look gay
>>221975077varys is a good guy in the show but he is probably the most evil character in the books
>>221975054That’s such a great shot.
>>221974606It was 20 men from House Goodman.
>>221975100He is based in the books, you are just a Daeron the bad bootlicker
>>22197461320 good men
>>221974818same as komodo dragon, mother and father but also the female can make a male alonehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Komodo_dragon#Reproduction
>>221975121>kills based Kevin for being too good at his job and fixing the mess others madefuck him
>>221975119>House Goodmen … their words?
Who's the the sexiest whore in HOTD to continue her legacy
>>221975157>Kevin>JasonLannisters really just are regular dudes
>>221974772She threw a rock bro and disturbed their nest bro
>>221975148Whoa … I never knew that. Life really does find a way.
We need to do something about the high rates of Andal and Firstmen overrepresentation amongst rapists
>>221975092>One generation KingIn the books, Bran becomes a bodysnatcher and rules for 1000 years.
>>221975223Consent is a valyrian degeneracy
>>221974841Unfortunately he got a replacement. But indeed Alicent mogs.
>>221974860Cregan didn’t actually do anything and he sort of looked like a fool
At least HOTD doesn't fucking have Sam.
>>221975285he looks like a hamster
>>221975274>he sort of looked like a foolSee that's what I got too from the dance.Why would he not codify that Rhaenyra was the rightful monarch?Reading Stannis' quotes on the matter you'd think the Greens won. But they lost. So why would anyone bother upholding Aegon's rule?
>>221975285Seems like a nice guy, why aren't women attracted to him? Why do they prefer the hound?
>>221975301Hopefully the hound you speak of isn't some old guy
>>221974860Starks in FaB were depicted as a savages with a death wish who wished to continue the war after it was already over. This was the least flattering depiction of Stark in any GRRM's writing
>>221975298>Why would he not codify that Rhaenyra was the rightful monarch?because it doesn't really matter they crushed the greens, killed all the green targs and appointed the black heir as king and at the end of they day no one gave a shit about who won they just peace
>>221975329Well Stannis cares. And he thinks the people who literally won the war are the baddies. That's a bit strange. It's literally a reverse of winners writing history.
>>221975318I'm referencing george getting pissed off women readers lusted after the hound while ignoring his self insert Sam
>>221975221No. Species will eventually die off without both a female and a male.
>>221975341and no one gives a shit about stannisits pottery
>>221974523We were robbed of kino
>>221975353Touche. But Stannis has no opinions of his own. He just looks at muh law. So I should say the official histories of Westeros. The Kings following.It's literally like if there was pre school in Westeros they teach that the Greens were right. >Actually the germans might have lost, but Hitler was a legitimate leader, not like that Churchill fuck
>>221975285The only thing Randyll did wrong in his entire life was to not yeet newborn Sam over the Dornish border from a cliff.
>>221975343I know. But in the comments sections some woman is whining to him in that same forum about how she hopes he doesn't cast the hound as some old guy lmao
>>221975285I liked Sam. He was funny and endearing.
>>221975359What a brat lol you think she likes white boys?
>>221975404personally I think grrm kept aegon as king because of the "insult" of being called aegon the usurper, he is that kind of person
>>221975434Stealing his dad's valyrian steel sword was a cunt move.
>>221975456To me the insult of not being recorded as king because you're literally a usurper by law is more so damning. A retroactive moniker that defines one is lesser if the law is on your side.
>>221975348That’s what’s crazy. The patented Komodo method of parthenogenesis creates males so the mama can Targ it up with them and establish a population in a new area.
>>221975477Where was his dad during the “Long” Night?
>>221975492yeah but I assume living in lore as the usurper is the bigger insult for grrm
>>221975529Irrelevant. Its his dad's sword, not his. Valyrian steel blades are ancestral blades. Usurping one that doesn't belong to you is a big deal.
>>221975533I don't think GRRM is trying to insult Aegon by having him titled.I think he insulted him by having his line end yet "legally" being right.He insults Rhaenyra the exact opposite way. Legally being wrong yet continuing her line.
>>221975577grrm is insulting the establishment keeping aegon as the ruler and propping rhaenyra as the punk rock character and thats why her line kept the throne
>Fabien comes out to defend ColeGreen actors like their characters much more than Black actors do, they are in an uphill battle against the writers
>>221975343Why would he self insert as a pathetic fat loser who can't do anything right and that everybody hates? You'd think Jon is his self insert, the young badass outcast that bests everyone and gets the dragon lady waifu in the end
>>221975649Sam is absolutely jacked by Dance. Robert reborn, is how I’ve heard him described.
THE RATCATCHERS
>>221974596Aemond loudly stabs someone and the other random man ( who the fuck were these people anyway) just stands there Why can’t we get realistic action?
>>221975680the show isnt the same without him
>>221975649Because george thinks women like nice guys and so a smart nice guy is his self insertHe can't self insert as Job because he was never a jock irl
Kill all Blackwoods, Ironborn and Starks and All Targaryens except Otto's family and Rhaena
>>221975680Rhys Ifans was wasted on this awful series.
What exactly is the value of going to war with lions. Not magic lions mind you like a savannah version of Greywind. Regular lions.
What the FUCK was his problem??
>>221975708Get this anti-Blackwood hothead out of here.
>>221975748Too basedManderlys are simply freaks
>>221975748Is he eating the pies himself I never got that
>>221975748there is literally nothing wrong with him
>>221975777That depends heavily if he's making his own people eat those pies unknowingly lmao
>>221975298He was promised a Targaryen bride if he sided with the Blacks, and didn't get one. He was under no obligation to assist the Blacks anymore when they broke the Pact that Jace made with him.
>>221974721It's so strange to spend two seasons building her up as this magical force beyond normal men and then just have a scene where she's just as helpless and rape-able as any other woman in this show and needs a man to save her. I thought this show was supposed to be "feminist"?
>>221975456>>221975533Usurpation is just a word. Robert was the usurper. Aegon I usurped the Seven Kingdoms. Why do redditors seethe so much at the usurpers?
>>221975748He must be loyle to his Stark.
>>221975745Someone say LIONS?
>>221975771>The Lord of White Harbor had furnished the food and drink, black stout and yellow beer and wines red and gold and purple, brought up from the warm south on fat-bottomed ships and aged in his deep cellars. The wedding guests gorged on cod cakes and winter squash, hills of neeps and great round wheels of cheese, on smoking slabs of mutton and beef ribs charred almost black, and lastly on three great wedding pies, as wide across as wagon wheels, their flaky crusts stuffed to bursting with carrots, onions, turnips, parsnips, mushrooms, and chunks of seasoned pork swimming in a savory brown gravy. Ramsay hacked off slices with his falchion and Wyman Manderly himself served, presenting the first steaming portions to Roose Bolton and his fat Frey wife, the next to Ser Hosteen and Ser Aenys, the sons of Walder Frey. "The best pie you have ever tasted, my lords," the fat lord declared. "Wash it down with Arbor gold and savor every bite. I know I shall." True to his word, Manderly devoured six portions, two from each of the three pies, smacking his lips and slapping his belly and stuffing himself until the front of his tunic was half-brown with gravy stains and his beard was flecked with crumbs of crust.
MY QUEEN
>>221975745Larping as your house sigil is just based
>>221975898I need her so bad bros
>>221974596She isnt some Elder Scrolls/Warcraft wizard that can shoot fireballs and unleash blizzards on her enemies so no
>>221975571So’s nobody being left alive to use it.
>>221975889Holy fuck lmao
>>221975898beautiful english rose
>>221975889see? based
>>221975667I really hope that’s true.
>>221975898PULL MY SKIN OFF, MOMMY!
>>221974646In this general Cole is a hero of Andal customs and a martyr in the name of justice. End of the story!
>>221975898>start raping, ser
>>221975889What a freak
Screeners for episode 6 are out>There’s a change in episode 6 that’s gonna trigger the book purists. Hotdtwt is about to become insufferable>Major departure from the book for one character towards the end that'll annoy purists What do you think it's going to be?
>>221975953Gwayne goes full frontal
>>221975285was this ugly loser seriously meant to be the fat hack's response to Samwise Gamgee? lol, lmao even
>>221975953everyone's saying they cut the line about "no songs about you" to Criston.
>>221975735I agree.
>>221975898How can the rest of the got whores even compete
>>221975953Gwayne unceremoniously kills Cole so they can fuck off back to Oldtown instead of all dying, and then tells everyone Cole died in an epic duel.That's what I felt like was being setup in the last episode anyway
The Cirston slander is almost sadThis dude doesn't deserve thatWalder Frey is hated less
>>221975985We don't even know Sam's tax policy when he was Mayor of the Shire
>>221975735How is his name pronounced? He’s Welsh, so I’ve just been assuming it’s pronounced “Bob Johnson.”
Otto was a jew piece of shit who got everything he deserved. Power hungry rat could have prevented everything.
>>221975948What is the cucking a reference to
>>221976011walder frey is a based backstabbercole is a seething browncel
>>221976010Gwayne makes it to Tumbleton and joins Ormund, it's one of the oldest leaks, so no.
>>221976009I brutalize smallfolk for she.
>>221975748I love this crazy bastard.
>>221976021Fuck off dogcunt rat-catcher scum
>>221975641>Casted as a character supposed to be the Jaime of his times: a great but controversial personality with both light and darkness in him>Condom and Mess turns him into a incel chud caricature that exist merely as a hatesponge for show only watchers I would be made too desu
>>221976009english women are so hot, its unreal
>>221975950>>221975898>>221976009>will urge you to build an harem to rape>will then get jelous and kill the harem >will urge you to find new girls to rape>the cycle continues
>>221976021>t. lizardfucker
>>221975953THE RHAENYRA-ALICENT-MYSARIA LESBIAN THREESOME IS HAPPENING
>>221976056Jaime saved billions when he killed the mad kingCole doomed billions when he crowed aegon
>>221975953Criston Cole will actually get an epic death scene worthy of songs
>>221975745War lions would completely fuck people up, as long as you could properly train them not hurt your own guys. Could be EXTREMELY effective anti-cavalry, considering they are already naturally evolved to take down 4 legged graze animals like zebras and gazelle
>>221975889Absolute champion.
>>221975680FATHERS SONS BROTHERS >>221975689Someone post that old pic of Martin being spritually cucked by Sandor Clegane in his own blog
What house would you want your bitch wife be fromWhat house would you want your whore be from
>>221976030Ned's brother was fucking the shit out of William Dustin's future wife before he was supposed to marry Catelyn. And she's still obsessed with him decades later
>>221976011If he just stuck to his role as Rhaenyra's breeding stud he would have fathered kings and princes and his royal lineage would last hundreds of years but decided to be all high and mighty ruining everything for everyone even though he had already broken his oaths and defiled his honor. Instead he died an unmemorable death and his line extinct.
>>221975898Perfection.
>>221976085>as long as you could properly train themThey're fucking lions man.
>>221975953The ghost of Lord Beesbury appears at Butcher's Ball, says "BEEware our sting" and kills Criston Cole
>>221976021Otto did nothing wrong, literally any other lord would have done the same in his place, hell Corlys was trying to pimp his 12 year old daughter to Vizzy yet he doesn't get the same hate as Otto does.
>>221976021>T. Skaven
>>221976116Based.Hope he drops a beehive on that piece of shit's head.
>>221975163None shall best us
Imagine being a nigga named Lord Beesbury lmao
>>221976108>If he just stuck to his role as Rhaenyra's breeding stud he would have fathered kings and princes and his royal lineage would last hundreds of years
>>221975898>>221976009honestly this chick should have been reused as Lyanna in the flashbacks
>>221976135This, he was doing what he was supposed to do as a representative of his house
How expensive are Oldtown wenches
>>221976162I thought Lyanna was supposed to be beautiful
>>221976099lyslys
>>221976077We only know that about Jaime because we are inside his head. For all the realm know he was a vile scum that murdered the king he swore to protect at the order of his DadLikewise Cole was hinted to keep secret motivations for his actions, but neither the people of his time nor the readersnare allowed to know them
>>221976176A lotIt's a rich city with a pretty good economy, no kings landing tier slums
>>221976009Lord have mercy.
>>221976162I just can't picture Lyanna as anyone other than prime Jennifer Connelly due to the old "Promise me Ned" poster.
>>221976176Rosey at the Quill and Tankard costs one gold dragon
>>221976176It's a harbor town. They 100% have brothels cheap enough for the sailors to afford
>>221976176One gold dragon per maidenhead.
>>221976030Ned's older brother was a chud that cucked a Justin fag by fucking his still virgin promised wife (that still remember that epic fucking and loves Brandon decades after he died)
>>221976233>Justin fag
>>221976065>>221976050>>221976135>>221976136He could have stayed in power if he just compromised. All he had to do was have Rhaenyra betroth Aegon or Jace betroth Halaena and his family stays on the throne but he had to get greedy and go for total power. He deserved to die and I'm glad he sat imprisoned for months thinking about all his mistakes before his death.
>>221976116Pure kino.
>>221976274Viserys denied Aegon and Rhaenyra If indeed Jace and Helaena happened Daemon would lose any chance of his blood entering the throne. He would maybe you know be upset about this.
>>221976274>Jace betroth HalaenaJace was a known bastardThis would have been a great idea if Rahenyra didn't fuck up her legitimacy in such a comically obvious way
>>221975163
>>221976274>Jace betroth HalaenaHe would never allow his beloved granddaughter to marry a BASTARDno lord worth their title would ever be okay with it.
>>221976210haha they should kiss and touch each others boobs haha...
I could have saved her...
>>221976116Beesfury destroyed his faceNo one will ever knew he died fighting
>>221976304In the books Aegon and Rhaenyra are much closer in age. Its makes no sense to not have them together.>>221976319>>221976325There's no real proof they are bastards. The Targs had some dark haired ancestors. Possibly a dormant gene.
>>221975921Arya solo'd The Long Night
>>221976319>could have just found a way to fuck Laenor>could have chosen a Velaryon cousin so close enough>could have picked a dragonseed at the very least>nah, this strapping First Men chad who doesn't look anything like a Valyrian is perfect to sire my bastardsRhaenyra was fucking retarded, even more so after the first kid came out brown haired, why go for two more??
>>221976059Gods, what a lucky man was that Ramsay Bolton.
Who would be angrier about Rhaena and Garmund between Daemon and Ormund
>>221976377>There's no real proof they are bastards
>>221976149Kek. At least they have the sense to lean into it.
So Gwayne is gonna survive the dance in the show, right?
>>221976212I feel you, man.
>>221976415Hopefully fucking notFuck this pussy cowardWe die like men. fuck it we Butcher's Ball
>>221976397OrmundDaemon hated Otto but that's it, he's just a casual valyrian supremacistOrmund is a competitive racist with his very own abuse victim
>>221976397Daemon. Impregnating an enemy woman with your seed is conquest
>>221976415Would be hilarious if they replace Garmund with him, so Daemon and Otto's kids end up married.
Yeah the whole bastard thing really ruins any sympathy you could have for Rhaenyra. It really is completely mind boggling and just shows that she is a bad decision maker. The real question is would things really play out differently though? The Greens seemed pretty power hungry and I'm not sure they would have ever let Rhaenyra inherit the throne even with legitimate sons.
>>221976443>HURRRR ME DIE LIKE MAN
>>221975898>>221976009sansa was seething hard at her
>>221974721>>221974748>I’m going to fuck you and make you my salt wife.These niggas are ironborn, nice the show gave them something to do since they can’t be bothered to mention the red kraken raping his way through the westerlands on Rhaenyra’s behalf. If they appear next season it will be 100% twisted to be the greens fault.There would also be a canon explanation for jeet ironborn since they mostly stick to reaving the stepstones and it would follow there are many brown or mutt Iron Islanders now.
>>221976462They would have likely allowed the Helaena marriage however if the boys are legitimate. Otto would definitely demand be her hand though
Laenor is the true villain of the show. I'm not gay or anything but if the stability of the realm required me to fuck a dude's ass then I'd suck it up and do it.
>>221976415No he will play the part of Bryndon Hightower in the show.
>>221976467>Dude you fucking my sister?!
>>221976462I would think that in that case Alicent might be willing to betroth Helaena to Jace if he was legitimate, she'd still be furious that Aegon isn't heir but would be more friendly to a Rhaenyra who wasn't a whore.
>>221976481They are God's eye riverlanders who honour the traditions of their Ironborn rapefathers.>https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Harren_the_Red
>>221976489If I was Harwin I would force the faggot to impregnate Rhaenyra atleast once to avoid more accusations. He could have warmed Rhaenyra up while Laenor was sucked off by his boyfriend then insert into Rhaenyra right about when he was going to finish.
>>221976489Rhaenyra simply isn't into Valyrian men like that unless they're grooming her into enjoying it. It's not only Laenor's fault
>>221976515>>221976488What would Daemon do Jace was legitimate and Laenor wasnt a fag? Would ge be content fucking off to essos forever?
>>221976383Not really. I have no idea how it’ll play out in the book, but as half-assed as it was, that entire episode was a feeble, FEEBLE attempt to illustrate the subtle hand of the mystical forces at work in Westeros. Arya’s only alive and in the right place at the right time with the right weapon because of all the other people who helped get her there, the most obvious of them being Beric.
>>221976489Its just hilarious to me that they wanted to avoid the whole "bury your gays" trope by having him die, so they had the black guy fake his death and run out on his family and his "kids" so he can go gay it up in Essos.THEN he must have died offscreen anyways since that's the only way Seasmoke would have taken another rider.
>>221976377Canon Velaryons have the same Targs hair. It's like how irl a blond father and a blonde mother 99% will have blond children.
>>221976377>There's no real proof they are bastards.
>>221976565Probably not. That's really the major issue here. Daemon was actively looking to get his blood on the throne via his daughters. If he doesn't he has no reason to back Rhaenyra and infact has reason to turn rogue and take the throne himself
>>221976568I wonder if Laenor died of aids or just got shanked because he was acting uppity without his nobility to back it up anymore.
How could they have fucked up so badly with Criston He's supposed to be Jaime Lannister of this timeframe. I have seen no people enjoy this guy.
>>221976617AHEM!*ting ting ting*A toast!
>>221976598Daemon would have no way of doing anything against a Black and Green union. He would be fucked.
>>221976603Seasmoke just got so disgusted with him he disowned him
>>221976640Based.
>>221976643Oh definitely But he would tryAnd he would still marry Rhaenyra.Meaning Rhaenyra has to pick between her oldest son Trueborn Jace vs Daemon and her younger Aegon and Viserys
>>221976634>I have seen no people enjoy this guyIt's because he got that ugly ass haircut and chopped off his luscious curls
>>221976697This.
>>221976580My hottest of hot takes it that it doens't matter who their father was.Their legitimacy comes from the female line and there is not doubt as to who's cunt they popped out of.
>>221976684If Rhaenyra's kids are legit I doubt Laenor would run off. So she never would have married Daemon.
>>221976274>Rhaenyra betroth AegonLiterally suggested by Otto
>>221976634Writing complex characters like Jaime is hard, writing villains for the audience to hate is really easy
>>221976749Daemon would kill Laenor
Posting for a FOOKIN' LEGENDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXNN7s6bVhk
>>221976746Yeah that's called being a cuck
>>221976746I'm willing to concede that in the case of Jace at least, he is his mother's heir so his father's house doesn't matter.But Rhaenyra's crime comes from Luke, and trying to usurp House Velaryon with a bastard with no Velaryon blood.Corlys being a cuck going "muh name matters more" is fucking retarded and Vaemond did nothing wrong in calling this bullshit out.
>>221976769Cole is not a complex character like JaimeThat's the problem with the dance of dragons Martin wrote the outline of a story filled with random shit and ambiguity to the point the show writers had to add some kind of motivation for Uln and Hugh because the book makes no fucking sense.
>>221976802It doesn't matter if Rhaenyra is regent. He's a bastard by definition and cannot inherit.If Rhaenyra admit he was a bastard and then decided to legtimize him that's another deal entirely and fair.
>>221976801I'm not called Laenor Velaryon, bro.
>>221976808Luke's children would be Velaryon, who cares.
>>221976746It's a stupid take because the system of feudal inheritance and alliance is based on the idea that monogamous marriages will produce trueborn sonsIf you sit a bastard on the throne this shatters. Alliances with marriages are rendered meaningless and every bastard in the realm is "legitimate" to challenge their trueborn brother's claims.It's a disaster.
>>221976746I agree but Westeros society and culture is very much a patriarchal one. The people, and the noble houses especially aren't going to see 3 Valyrian princes, only 3 Strong boys.
>>221976863Patriarchy has nothing to do with it, Ulf would be a true Targaryen if that was the issueHe isn't, because that's not what's going on there AT ALL.
>>221976108>his line extinctThere's the mantra that outs someone as a blackfag beyond any doubt. Same as this fags moral posturing >>221976021 >>221976274
>>221976808>Cole is not a complex character like JaimeIn George’s mind he is. It was the job of the showrunners to come up with motivations for Cole that are sympathetic while still seeing why many would consider him a villain in history; and they failed that challenge because they weren’t up to it due to lack of skill
>>221976176Are hightower girls naughty?
forgot how much of a cutie helena is
>>221976360jcon
>>221976930Margaery is half hightower
>>221976897Rhaenyra's decendant is Azor Azhai. She does what Viserys set her out to do. Give birth to the lineage that fulfills Aegon the conquerors prophecy. She is the hero for doing this. The evil Hightower's would have led to eternal night and the end of mankind.
>>221976902>In George’s mind he isToo bad I can't read his mind.>It was the job of the showrunners to come up with motivations for Cole that are sympatheticTheir job is do whatever the fuck they want.
Called itThey will say they are vewy vewy sowwy to each other before Aemond flies towards his death
>>221976863I never noticed how Daemon looks like he's hiding a smile when he sees Aemond begin the toast.Now he's just a retarded cuck.
>>221977022Daemon is a shitposter, gotta respect the hustle
>>221976999>Rhaenyra's decendant is Azor AzhaiHow is Gerold Dayne a descendant of Rhaenyra?
>>221977016This is the biggest insult to Aemond since the Luke change.
>>221976808>>221976902Cole is a doomer nihilist in the show, that's his complex motivation. It's not like they've turned him into one-dimensional villain like they did Aegon in season 1.
>>221977016>That was always something we were talking about doing with Aemond and Aegon.When is this faggot gonna get tired of pretending like he has the whole story already planned out?
>>221976863>Helaena's aborted clapping when Jace gets madCute. Shame the bastards couldn't take a compliment and spoiled her evening.
>>221977057How? They are brothers. I'm sure deep down they love each other
I'm rewatching season 1 and Daemon is such a Sigma Chad with massive Aura. What the fuck happend to him?
>>221974694He's just poor man's Jaime
>>221977106Aemond hate Aegond since s1 and he tried to murder his ass. They are trying to diminish his incel anime aura.
>>221977143He was too masculine and toxic so they had to put a leash on him.
>>221977193They were both young and immature. Its called development. Are you an only child or something?
>>221974694Woah... could that be... the point?His desperation when he broke his oath for Rahenyra, just for her to discard him?His failure to protect the heir to the throne because he was breaking his oath again? That leads him to another depressed metldown where he sends another kingsguard to his death?Could it be?Nahhh Criston, you silly incel, did you forget you broke your oaths when you said that line?
>>221976999>She does what Viserys set her out to do. Give birth to the lineage that fulfills Aegon the conquerors prophecy. She is the hero for doing thisAnon...
>Her sons were always nice
>>221977228
>>221976863>Aemond just shrugs off Jace's punchthe Strong lads are powerfully weak, a shame to Breakbones bloodline.
>>221977247destroyinga shithole like kings landind fulfill the prophecy
If the Targaryens value blood purity so much, why did Nyra have 3 mutts? Is she a race traitor?
>>221977263Look at this devious little shitBastard in blood and in heart alike
>>221977263>Bastard>Little shitChecks out. Even Jon is a surly little cunt.
>>221977283>BreakbonesHarwin was a fraud.
>>221977306Targs had kids with other westerosi lords like her mom is half Arryn
>>221976863Anon who said that Ewan can't act and they should've stuck with the young actor can eat his heart out.
>>221977306Rahenyra doesn't careOnly Daemon cares
>>221976999>lineage that fulfills Aegon the conquerors prophecy.But Arya isn't descended from Rhaenyra.That's why the theory that the Whents are descended from Aemond has more merit now, Catelyn's mother was a Whent thus Arya is descended from the true Targaryen heroes, the Greens.
>>221977263Look at this smug little bitch, all he had to do was not smirk like a cunt at Aemond. Fucker got what he deserved.
>>221977343>>221977247I'm talking about Jon Snow you tards. The hero that made it all happen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDilDzZzNdU
>>221976746>Their legitimacy comes from the female lineNo. Their legitimacy comes from being born to married parents. If they're not born from both parentd they're born from an afulterous relation, and are bastards, so illegitimate and not allowed in the succession (unless legitimized by royal decree)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlL-DnGaiyEI remember the night this episode droppedDamn, it was a better time, a better show.
I haven’t seen eps 4 or 5 yet? Any titties or women ass yet?
>>221977263I unironically really dislike Luke and how the Black fans baby him, when he was a terrible little shit.He maimed his own uncle, took steel to his own family and not only did he not feel any remorse but he got away with it too with no punishment.His death was a textbook example of fuck around and find out, and he found out.
>>221977418nuncle*
>>221977401STRONGposting was my favourite part, gods the thread were good then.
>>221977306Laenor was retarded and didn't try hard enough.Louis XIII was gay but still produced two healthy sons. Laenor had no excuse.
I just learned this show has a tranny pirate. What the fuck is HOTD doing? Were coon Velaryons not enough? This show is so incredibly fucking gay. And think about the message this sends to young girls. "Sorry, you're not strong enough to be a badass lady pirate. Only trannies can do that." Fuck this shit. What am I supposed to tell my daughter when she watches this and decides to transition to a man so she can be a pirate?
>>221977406Just Ormund's oddly hairless ass
>>221977016I like it, it’s like daemon giving up his crown to viserys, but actually compelling and cool
Miss this little nigga like you wouldn’t believe.
>>221977418Oh come on he was a kid> but he got away with it too with no punishmentThat's because Viserys is a terrible fucking father who started interrogating and threatening Aemond while he was bleeding It all comes down to Viserys forgetting he remarried and fathered 4 other children
>>221977438The book character is a cross dresser. The show just moved them along to the logical next step.
>>221977306Yes, and it only gets worse with her descendants.Her great-grandson and his son both marry DORNISH, the Targaryen bloodline is so dilluted they are practically Dragonseeds.
>>221977361Yup, the burning of King's Landing, the Long Night, it's all his fault.
The boys should have all came together and locked their mothers away in a tower somewhere far away and be done with it.
>>221977204Imagine eating Emma Darcy's þussy for like 5 hours
>>221977474I see... so GRRM has been banging trannies and inserting that into his shitty prequels instead of finishing ASOIAF. Makes perfect sense.
>>221977455he cute
Is Cersei still the dumbest cunt across the entire franchise?
>>221977517YES! YES!!!!!!!!!
>>221977456Never understood the fags who say>Viserys was a bad king but a wholesome chungus manHe was a retarded pussy and fucking shit at either role.
Why didn't Luke just apologize?Let the past be bygones, wipe the slate clean, put it all behind them. Aemond's eye, whatever happened there.
>>221977517She's a they/them dyke, so she must be super hairy.
>>221977455I just get the feeling that he straight up knew he was going to die right there for it, but he refused to be silent anymore and still chose to call them bastards and her a whore.
>>221977546Big whoop, I'll fight through vietnam to have them gush in my mouth
>>221977541Whatever happened there!?!?!WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE!?!?!?
>>221977455Is he the best actor on the show? No, but he is my favorite. I could almost hear his voice when Corlys called Rhaenyra's kids bastards to her face.
>>221977546>dykeisn't she dating a dude?
>>221977565You know, the dragon stealing
>>221977585She is.
>>221977517Imagine having such a faggoty fantasy. What's wrong with you bro? Look, I liked eating a little puss too when I was younger but only as an appetizer before the main course of smashing. If you're a virgin, which you sound like you are, and your fantasy is slobbering on a nasty hole for 5 hours... you're absolutely ngmi.
>>221977539Viserys is the kind of guy who would have had a nice content life remaining just a prince of the realm and not being king.If he was never picked to be king he wouldn't have had that pressure to have a son, causing Aemma to die, he would have just lived a nice cushy life as the likeable prince Viserys with his loving wife and daughter and lego collection.
>>221977594How can you steal a dragon?
>>221977604
>>221977525Probably. I still think it would be funny if she won by being a dumb cunt. >the good guy coalition gets decimated fighting off the undead hordes >dumb, selfish bitch takes them all out
>>221977620Attention.
>>221977610is Viserys the Nicolas the II of the GoT universe?
I have no idea where you guys get the idea that Viserys was a nice guy He cuts people's tongues out and allows extrajudicial killings at his court. He also blatantly doesn't give a fuck about his children by their own merit but instead their connection to Aemma
Aegon the Boneless
>>221974764Kek.
>mother of burgers
its not that I'll miss him just as he was starting to get good scenes and developmentits that I miss what could've been
>>221977801A should-be top tier iconic character from the Asoiaf world, just thanos snapped out of existence, nobody even knowing what they missed out on. Imagine if Jaime never got any development and all anyone remembered was that he threw bran out a window. The show would simply be worse
>>221977801That's gay as shitHe wanted to rape Blackwoods so he's good
>>221977693Merit? All his kids were complete fuck ups. Not a single green kid would have been a good king. Jace was the only one with potential.
>>221977594I'll tell you what the fuck happenedthese piece of shit seahorse mutts and the disgusting strong bastards took confronted and attacked me with zero provocation whatsoever
>>221977863How exactly was Aemond looking to be a bad kid?He was the sweetest of the bunch and dutiful before he lost his eye. As was Helaena a good one. As was Daeron.You're making shit up
>>221977858blackwoods were meant to be rapedthats their entire purpose to be raped and killed
>>221977361>I'm talking about Jon Snow you tardsyou mean, the idiot that cried to dany to send a dragon beyond the wall while the white walker were stuck beyond that same wall... It's all his fault
>>221977855>A should-be top tier iconic character from the Asoiaf worldfucking lmao
>>221977855Address this >>221977071
>>221977965That’s just nothing
>>221974523CringeLooks like OC from tumblr
>>221977965whats there to address?they did nothing with Cole since S1 and now they gave us 2 monologues that are somewhat interesting
>>221977585He identifies as trans
wild sex with monke
>>221977990>>221977992What characterization does he have in the books that's better than his "dragons dance and men are like dust under their feet" bit?
>>221977993@gork add Caraxes in the rearview mirror
>>221977456>he was a kidYeah need mo money for dem youths
>>221978016he's not a crybaby bitch for a start
>>221978016Why’d you respond to me?
>>221977855>A should-be top tier iconic character from the Asoiaf world, just thanos snapped out of existence, nobody even knowing what they missed out onI too miss book Rhaenyra and Alicent.
>>221978016besides Alicent he's the main powerhouse of the greensHe's not called the kingmaker for no reason
New thread, nuncle?
>>221978045I aimed for >>221977988 and missed.
>>221977993Love this
>>221977993Season 1 Alicent fucking mogged everyone
>>221978026That's just plot stuff. And he doesn't do anything between Rook's Rest and Butcher's Ball.
>>221978065A new thread before Page Ten is bastard behavior.
Why do right wing incels love Criatpn so much? I thought Italians werent considered white by them?
He comes....
>>221978065Give me five minutes, I’m going to make a Monke edition
>>221978124No, no, no!
>>221978116This is a wop board
>>221978116>CriatpnGood morning Saar
>>221978107thats literally the problem you retardthe character stuff shouldve been taking place in S1 and S2
>>221977071It was stupid of them to paint him as a doomer when the second after his doomer rants, he tells Gwayne that he loves Alicent above anything, and it not only happens once, it happens twice. They fall into the same contradiction twice. Also Gwayne could try to convince him to live for her but never does cause the writers already knows he has to die so they don't even bother trying to at least have Gwayne point out the contradiction.They just made up this slop as it came along.
>>221978065Done>>221978195>>221978195>>221978195
>>221978174I'm at work with my phone brightness on the lowest setting. Dont want to get in trouble if someone glances at me at the wrong time after one of you sickos posts fucked up shit.
>>221978116>story is filled with special magical people who can ride dragons and see the future with spooky prophecies>dragon battles taking place, turning everyone who's just normal into dust>meanwhile you have Criston, a regular dude, with armor and a swordits the same reason why I like bittersteel more than bloodraven
>>221978176>>221978193At least the show tried with him. And at least he didn't backstab his allies the way Alicent and Aemond did.
>>221978193Being a doomer and being in love are 2 very compatible things
>>221977992They made him literally beat a fag to death so he's my chud hero.
>>221977539>And look here... I used a couple hinge pieces to hold these snot bricks at an angle to create the roof details.>>I don't understand what any of that means, Your Grace.
>>221976746In Westeros (Dorne aside) there's nothing worse than being a bastard or a kinslayer.>The old High Septon told my father that king's laws are one thing, and the laws of the gods another. Trueborn children are made in a marriage bed and blessed by the Father and the Mother, but bastards are born of lust and weakness, he said. King Aegon decreed that his bastards were not bastards, but he could not change their nature. The High Septon said all bastards are born to betrayal ...>—Aegon Targaryen to Duncan the Tall>Bastard children were born from lust and lies, men said; their nature was wanton and treacherous. Once Jon had meant to prove them wrong, to show his lord father he could as good a true son as Robb Stark.>—thoughts of Jon Snow
>>221978702>That one AO3 fic where bastards in Westeros are better at sex, and Catelyn uses this to satisfy her needs with Jon
>>221977539He was the textbook definition of weak king. Unironically Rhaenys would have been a much better ruler if not for male heir > female heir.
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>>221978960>My girlfriend's face when I keeping ringing the bell during her watch of Bridgerton
>>221978960Source for the artist?
