Cute gay brown men edition
First for One Eye.
>>222095921Would Ormund have castrated Gwayne if he touched his Daeron?
>I suspect my bastard son killed my trueborn son and heir>better take him home with me instead of just having sex!was roose bolton the stupidest character in game of thrones?
:(Fabien Frankel on Ser Criston Cole’s breaking point in #HouseOfTheDragon: “There was a scene that never made it into the cut, where Criston goes to Alicent’s quarters and collapses crying in her arms, and she holds him like a child. The nature of the beast is that sometimes scenes just don’t make it. But for me as an actor, I remember doing that scene with Olivia. It was the final scene of the whole of Season 2, and we wrapped as soon as the scene wrapped. I felt that was the moment: the admission of all the wrongdoing, all of the guilt, all of the realization that ultimately his annihilation is his own doing. He’s caused and created so much of the mayhem around him.”
Rhaenyrasisters...
>how many years did it take you to do the same?s a v a g e
>>222095946I don't know. It is full of stupid characters.
>>222095952The Iron Throne should be made 1:1 with actual sharp blades (maybe melt them a bit to simulate the dragon fire or whatever forged them together at the start), and any potential actors for the franchise should be forced to sit upon it. Any cuts? Fuck off and good riddance. No cuts? Welcome, new addition to our gods-approved cast! Also, the fat fuck should be forced to sit on it twice-daily until the books are done.
>>222095946>don't make me rue the day I raped your motherWhat did Roose Bolton mean by this?
>>222095946>He said I could have her weight in gold. So I chose the fattest one there.>I hope she makes you every happy.>She certainly made me rich...Roose must win.
>>222095952>The Throne is supposed to cut unworthy rulers?>Cool never heard of it bro
>>222095946didn't the baby die after roose?
>>222096014>>222096014>>222096014
>>222096038RETARD OPHOW DO YOU MANAGE TO FUCK UP THE SIMPLEST FUCKING THINGKYS
>>2220960382late you should have been quicker
>>222096021>Roose>deadDeath to showfags
>>222096018It's hard being a young wolf enjoyer when el goblino del norte is right there in his family tree.
>>222095921Imagine posting in a fag thread lmao
u-umm which thread should i go to...
NOTHING HAPPENS IN THIS SHOW
>>222096074This one>>222096071fag series
>>222095950It was cut because it makes Cole look like a human beingThis cuts into our time needed for Rhaenyra to walk around the set getting harassed by people
>calling him Daeron the Daring when he has done literally jackshitfuck off showfuck you
>>222096021His firstborn son went to find Ramsay because he wanted a brother and Ramsay poisoned him so he would be the only person left to inherit the dreadfort. Roose just went "okay" and invited the snake into his home and made him his head.
>read somewhere online that sometimes you can tell what writers were doing in real life when they wrote a line in their book, because some lines are ultra specific>reading ASOIAF by GRRM>run into "The ship groaned and growled beneath him like a constipated fat man straining to shit."
>>222096038>>222096043>>222096046Don't worry; just go there once this one is done.
>>222095946Roose, Ramsay and Gregor Clegane are the only actual psychopaths as far as I remember. He genuinely doesn't care (let alone feel anything)
>>222096043>>222096071I gave you a fair change to make a better thread and you failed. You are paying the price for your laziness. Next time make a new thread faster.
There's going to be so many tiktok edits of Cole dying with shit music making it impossible to hear the dialogue
>>222096103Did you not see his daring victory in Cyvasse? I bet the bards were singing songs that very night.
>>222095921Haven't seen any of the spinoffs, how are they?
>>222096086>get cast as the epic dragon prince>every single scene is just you looking worried while getting bullied by OrmundHow pissed is he I wonderI know Aegon pretty much had to fight for every scene he’s had
>>222096129AKOTSK = GOTS1-S4 > HOTD S1 AND S3 >>> HOTD S2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> GOT S5-S8
IN THE NAME OF THE MOTHER LEAVE THIS THREAD BE and join >>222096038, please
>>222096125I don't interact with the fandom at large and I only watch with my gf but we both thought Criston's death was meant to be taken as poignant. Guy is sad and resigned to march towards his death, takes down many enemies before dying, clutches Alicent's cloth when he knows his time has come and dies holding it while sad violin music plays. I dunno, didn't seem like a girlboss moment to us at all even though I bet women on twitter will say otherwise.
>>222096148Nah
>>222095921both slain by black orcs
>>222096145Seasons 5-6 mog HoTD season 2.
>>222096129A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is pretty good, short and sweet as well. (Six half hour episodes)House of the Dragon started okay, and has progressively shit the bed harder and harder
>>222096145woops sorry I messed up my post >>222096145, I meantGOTS1-S4 > HOTD S1 AND S3 >>> HOTD S2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> GOT S5-S8 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>THE WITCHER>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WHEEL OF TIME>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>RINGS OF POWER>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> AKOTSK
>>222096167It wasn’t really girlboss. She just killed him. No quips or smug looks.
>>222095946Did the show miscast Ramsay?
>>222096178>A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is pretty good, short and sweet as well. (Six half hour episodes)Oh shit really? Guess there's no excuse to not watch that one then, i really do appreciate shorter shows these days.
>>222096086Fag fanbase, s̶t̶r̶a̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ pan series.
>Starks are not innately honorable. People only think they are because of Ned (who was raised as an Arryn, their motto was "High as honor") and his sons. But the average Starkman and northerner throughout Westeros history has more in common with the wildlings than with southlings.
Woman killing a man is always girlboss moment
>>222096198It's based on a novella, so it's a short story as is. About 100 pages at most.
>>222096167The show is just trying to have moral ambiguity, same way D&D presented Stannis's and Daenerys deaths as somber if not tragic despite making them irredeemably evil.
So why didn't Alys give the dragon eggs to Daemon?
could fatman have protected his IP better or was there never any hope
>>222096250They’re just plastic tino toy eggs she bought off Temu
>>222095950I don't think showing him cry in woman's arms would help his character much.
>>222096148post that thread once this hits the bump limit.
>>222096193Yes.Ramsay is supposed to be a ugly and getting a bit fat. The Welsh fellah on the other hand I have it on good authority women actually thought was hot. They should have cast a prototypical redditor.
>>222096107Gurm gets his best writing ideas on the toilet going by his most quoted line
>>222096234>Three books put together not even half the size of the first GOTand he hasn't even finshed those lmao
>>222095950fun fact: this wasn't actually a scripted scene. this was Fabien running into a friend's arms crying because he realized how dogshit Criston's character was going to end up being
>>222096250her prophetic weirwood dreams or something
>Hugh's wife meets him again after thinking he was dead>immediately nags him about trying to get a better life for his family
Which Sansa was peak sansa?
> Lord Edmure, I hope I am not a disappointment to you.
>>222096043>>222096121What's wrong with that thread?
>>222096317sansa was always an uggo
>Will never suffocate under a fat lannister wifeWhy live?
>>222096193>book version is literal Shrek monster>show version is like a sex pest pyschoFor what purpose
>>222096317
>>222095921You just know.
>>222096317Blackwater Sansa. Also peak Cersei, Stannis and Tyrion.
Rhaenyra's fat spluttering pussy with razor burn stubble and lips identical to Syrax's maw framed by a slight post childbirth fupa and tasteful stretch marks shaped like the Rhoyne
>>222096324How edmure was still unmarried before her when hoster was still seething that his brother never married? His heir being unmarried was just whatever?
>>222096354>mogged by Jeyne PooleSophie was always a shit casting
>>222096356Sansa when she was going to push Joffrey to his death
>>222096121So you intentionally messed up the bake? The previous thread wasn’t even at page 9
>>222096338This>>222096345>>222096350kys
>>222096250Time Traveling Bran
>>222096366>>moggedIn what way?
GAYne FAGtower
every battle scene in this show has looked so ass, at this point i think even God's Eye will look ass
>>222096338>>222096373Blind retard.
>Hugh's wife complaining about being poor and hungry>Hugh risks his life to improve their lot in life>Leaves him angry>He succeeds and comes back for her, while she's in an occupied city on his big fucking dragon>Still refuses to go with himWhat is her fucking problem? Why do women write "strong" women like this, just braindead stubborn tards?
>>222096365No girl was good enough for precious Edmure
>>222096247Stannis got the most honorable end the show version of him could have hoped for. >Marches on despite losing everything>Doesn't run, faces his end sword in hand>fights until he physically can't anymore>Admits what he's done, doesn't apologize, accepts the consequences
>>222096359>Rhaenyra when the McRib is no longer available so she must settle for ten McDoubles
>>222096358It's funny as fuck to me that there is still Black(ed)fags who think Corlys was somehow out of line here after all the shit he's done for this dumb bitch.
>>222096167what is a sane normalfag doing on this board? begone nigger
>Cole yelling the Hightower words after Gwayne has taken all the Hightower men with him to Ormund?
Why is daeron called the daring in the show?
>>222096359>I'm a dude, bro
>Went from this to actively trying to murder her own child
>>222096405>Why do women write "strong" womenThey write realistic women but probably don't even realise that
>>222096366Young Sophie was really pretty. >>222096409Renly deserved to be punished for usurping his brother.
>>222096450>Tries to murder one child>Is about to try to murder another child>Possibly feeds moon tea to her favorite childWhat is her problem, really?
>>222096167You don't get rhaenyrafags on twitter and tiktok. They think he's scum of the earth because he insulted her one time and therefore he's a irredeemable incel
>>222096440It's just marketing spin the Hightower men came up for him in the show, because show Daeron is a meek doormat who exists only to be a tool of Ormund Hightower My fingers are crossed he may actually prove himself during the show's version of Tumbleton but I'm not holding my breath, Green-aligned characters aren't allowed to heroic
>crazy witch x aemondwas it rape?
>>222096371Yes. Next time I say I'm going to make a shit edition if a new thread doesn't get make, make one!
>>222096436>he’s obsessed with Alicent >he’s friends with Gwayne >he’s basically a Hightower
>Edmure was busting a nut in virgin pussy when Robb and Catelyn were being murdered in the next room
>>222096436The real Green partisan knows instinctively where his real loyalties lie.
There is no more need to pretend than this show is good its absolute trash i enjoyed watching the 100 more than this shitfuck house of the dragon boring stupid show with 0 interesting characters
>>222096309>>222096405She was raped and traumatized, get some empathy.
>Cristin Cole challenging 2 lords to fight him and then dying like a bitch from an arrowtop kek
>>222096450>>222096470Aggrieved millennial lesbian women think the only redemption arc for tradwives is for them to try to murder their own children and exterminate their bloodline as penance for betraying feminism
>>222096125>>222096472https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1UQyDbEX30Already starting.
So corlys will not even betray her? He just gets kidnapped?
>>222096490Floppy fish though
>>222096504>like a bitch Tell me of more heroic way to take three arrows >>222096173
House of the dragon is non-canon.>but..NON-CANON.
>>222096539>Tell me of more heroic way to die from shitting yourselfmaybe try dying in a less pathetic way?
>ok you need to play dead to create a trap>why can't we just use the corpses instead?>shut up, this plan is flawless, you'll be fine
>>222096504Doesn't that make them look like bitches more that they won't even face him in honourable combat, but have a fucking woman do the dirty work for him?
>>222093833So it wasn't an ambush with hidden archers like in the books and Cole just watched that broad take her bow, notch and draw without even attempting to attack?
>>222096566Yeah if they were greens. Blacks get pass
>>222096173Creative bankruptcy.
>>222096505Your evidence? (apart from this show)
Vermithor nuzzling into Silverwing was really cute. I love grumpy bronze grandpa and gentle silver granny.
I don't know if this show wants me to hate women and think the patriarchy is cool, but that's the takeaway I'm getting it.
>>222096537She got pregnant with his child.
>>222096502I have Rape fatigue
>>222096504>dying like a bitchdude fought a 1v20 right before.
>>222096563All men die. We can't choose a time and a manner of our death. At least he didn't beg and grovel. He accepted his fate and welcomed it.
If Crippy Cole was in LOTR he would be a hero.Much like the other Greens, who have heroic spirits, blackened by their enemies
>>222096611>I have Rape fatigueYou're not a true Green.
>>222096585what was he gonna do, run a hundred meters before she shoots him?
Man, this episode has it all>Cole killed by le epic woman warrior>more scenes of Mysaria doing absolutely nothing>Hugh's wife being retarded just so Hugh can be portrayed as yet another evil man when he betrays Rhaenyra>Ormund being even more cartoonish>Alicent, after spending the entire season trying to get his entire family killed, acts all outraged when asked to kill his son>Corlys killed? Can't tell because the scene was pitch black, but probably killed because we can't have a black man be portrayed as evil, which would be necessary when he "betrays" Rhaenyra
>How can I improve my relationship with the commoners, now I've completely alienated the nobility>oi qween, can I's go drinking with da lads and likely talk up how great it is working for ya's and having a dragon?>Fuck off Ulf
>>222096564>so then when we jump up and start fighting, you guys will rush in straightaway from the flanks, saving us from certain death, right? I mean you're not going to, like, wait around until we've all been butchered, then loom dramatically out of the mist, haha>....................................sure
>if your enemies cum on your face, you win
>>222096637I got the impression they were 5 feet away from him.
>>222096317>Which Sansa was peak sansa?when bolton used her as cumrag ofc
Was there a rape for this episode?
>>222096653then you're retarded
It's fitting that Alicent doesn't even look remotely similar to her S1 days, because as a character she isn't remotely similar either.
>>222096645>if you kill your enemies and exterminate most of their line they win
>>222096328Op of THIS thread didnt put the previous thread, breaking the chain of threads
>>222096653Nah, Alysanne was way off, she was up among the trees
>>222096644>ok now that they're dead now let's all bumrush the like 20 remaining guys even though we've already shown ourselves to have no honour by pincushioning their leader so at least some of us die
>>222096668do women norwood?
Based Ulf next episode?
>>222096638>Alicent, after spending the entire season trying to get his entire family killed, acts all outraged when asked to kill his sonKnowing Alicent she's just mad she has to do and see it herself, like when she looked upset she walked in to see her dad's cut off head.Also don't forget Aly and Baela making out suddenly.
>>222096657Yes (mentioned)
>>222096645Did Robert ever bugger her? Did she experience anal orgasm and love it so much she got Jaime to put his entire golden hand in her bum?
>>222096193Yesn'tYes in the sense that ramsay is supposed to be an ugly giant beast who looks more like an orc than a humanNo in the sense that the actor did a fantastic job considering they would take him in a different direction>>222095946I believe in the bolt on theory
>>222096668Man Olivia Cooke really has gained weight. And what happened to her s1 hair?
Whenever Alicent's on screen I feel like Ormund around strong odours.
>>222096586You should go to twitter or reddit then, this is a green board.
which actor stopped giving a shit?
Alicent would save herself a lot of grief if she just did NOTHINGIt's unbelievable how much trouble this woman has gotten herself in every time she gets an "idea" and opens her mouth
>>222096711She lurks here bro be nice
>hot piesUlf the White with the deep lore drop???? Is he a greenseer?
>>222096706>Did Robert ever bugger her?GRRM almost never mentions anal sex for some reason even though every other perversion is explored
>>222096566>kill countless men by mounting sneak attacks at night when your enemy is sleeping and unprepared>but it's a bitch move for your enemy to kill you in broad daylight by shooting an arrow directly at you from the front when your armed and supposedly readyfucking kek
>>222096740>She lurks here bro be niceqrd
I can't see Aegon giving that leaked speech next episode
rape
Everyone is complaining about cole dying to a woman but she killed amos bracken in the books lol. At least she did it with a bow and not in hand to hand combat.
>>222096566It was a child and a pensioner, challenging them to a duel in the first place wasn't particularly honourable
Why the fuck would my “friend” tell me to watch this show. Picrel was literally me after AKotSK and this dumb piece of shit just HAD to get me to watch House of Dragon
Did George oversell book Criston? He didn't really have a complex arc, he just crowned Aegon and then went on to do warcrimes.
>>222096773Maybe its in episode 8
>the Betrayers are....le sympatheticfuck off fuck off fuck off
How upset would you be if book Arya loses her virginity to Hot Pie?
Greens went one episode without raping someone. Althought that girl in king's landing might have been assaulted by green supporter.
>>222096801He is trying to hype the show not the actor....
>>222096813Ormund made a gay rape joke, does it count?
>>222096811Depends if Gendry is ugly or not
Why were a few of Ormund's good men able to just casually walk up to the Sea Snake and lay one on him?
>>222096786>in the booksIn the show all she did was participating in the cringiest scene of all, when she was singing that shitty song.
>>222096813GwAYne got awfully close to raping Daeron
Is Aemond genuinely going to behead Alicent in rage next episode?
>>222096818He is wanking his own writing. Same with "equal parts light and dark" bs about Daemon.
>>222096830I reckon Gendry takes after his uncle Renly if you catch my drift
>>222096836these crackas be klans member and shit
>>222096638Corlys wont be dead. They didn't show him die.They done this with this nigga like 4 times. It looks like hes dying then it cuts to black and on the next episode he aint dead.I won't believe it till I see a body.
>>222096801George laboured under the delusion that the writers would understand his "both best and worst of the kingsguard" description of Criston, and didn't realize they placed a higher priority on creating a hatred sink for tiktok normies
>>222096836Sir Twenty Goodmen had ancestors from the Reach
>>222096836please understand, Corlys is a boatman. If he doesn't see your sails coming towards him you're basically invisible.
>>222096844>He is wanking his own writing.Yes the show is his own writing or at least that's what he thought back then.
>>222096823Didn't sound like rape joke, just gay joke
>>222096811Why would I be upset? Hot Pie is literally me
>>222096668Ive been trying to figure out what the absolute fuck happened to this bitch
>>222096668Honestly they should do a better job of making these characters look older, they should be almost old enough to be grandparents.
TALLOW IS SCARCE, YOUR GRACE
mmm rape
I hope George understands his piece of shit franchise will be forgotten. Should’ve finished the FUARKING books
>>222096849Literally an Arab
>>222096890Sconce Status?
>>222096836Did they just teleport there or?
Hi guys Olivia here can you please stop making fun of me I'm trying my best :(
>>222096852But he didn't even give them anything to work with. This isn't like D&D excising all of Stannis' sympathetic monologues and making him a simp fanatic, book-Cole is just not particularly well-developed.
>>222096734Rhaenyra has literally done nothing to Allicent or Helaena.Allicent helped overthrow her and make her an exile and her only punishment is she has to stay in a luxurious palace room. Dumbass skank.
This show is worse to me then season 8 because at least that had some small moments I enjoyed, like Sam giving Jorah Heartsbane to wield for instance.
>>222096912>But he didn't even give them anything to work with.You don't know that.
>go get a dragon to improve your wifes life>she's mad about it????imagine bringing home a literal dragon and a knighthood and the woman you dedicated your life to is upset.
>have back this cheap yellow half cloak! btw I'm keeping the whole suit of armour :)
i think ormund is going to rape gwayne or daeron. its not good
>>222096897>forgotten>despite ASOIAF being one of the most famous and lauded fantasy franchises in the world alongside LOTRkekMistborn, Wheel of Time and Fourth Wing are far more likely to be forgotten
>>222096871Ok, i would consneed that the show Cole was pretty complex and more than likely George worked with Condal & Hess to fix some of his mistakes in season 1.
>>222096953he'll rape both for good measure
I wish we got to hear Ormund shittalking Otto
>>222096931finger up the bum
Is Oscar Tully the only based character?
>>222096956Mistborn will be adapted eventually, you can tell Sanderson is a total whore for showbiz
>>222096912I mean, his victory over Daemon is turned into Cole sneak attacking him, and instead of Cole beating the shit out of Harwin Strong so badly Strong is called "Broken Bones" for the rest of his life Strong beats him Cole up instead. When Cole said "I am the Realm's greatest warrior" most tiktok normies thought he was just posturing because show Cole doesn't have the feats the book provided him. At least he got some action with the morningstar before he died
>*cersei with Robert’s cum in her throat mouth and stomache after being face fucked by his hairy sweaty man meat*: “heh, take that chud”
>>222096953The three of them are fruity af. I'll be shocked if the season doesn't end with them burning to death in a tent while double-teaming Daeron (or maybe using it as a cover to escape Essos...?)
>>222096966He's not complex at all but he is not a meme but you're right he was some input during s1.
i cant take it seriously, i just cant. why would a good looking white man marry an ugly indian woman whos always angry at him
Anyone got a webm of Rhaenyra cutting herself on the throne?
>>222096956>never finished his story>cursed with hollyweird directors wanting to attach their boring ass stories to his IPAgain, Asoiaf WILL be forgotten.
>>222096931one moment I really loved in late GoT was after Sam cured Jorah's greyscale, when he offers to shake his handhttps://youtu.be/cznaH37Tyig?si=djE-cUEyuoqXU2Al&t=122the show had already gone to shit at that point but this little moment was always special to me
>>222096721The actors are all giving 110% im not going to knock anyone's acting in this show. Thats the main reason it is watchable.
>Aegon patiently listened to the smallfolk's plight>Rhaenyra leaves instantly
Why would a surviving Tyland head straight to Rook's Rest?
>>222096706Buggery is forbidden on mainland Westeros. Victarion's maester gets buggered at sea, people hope the Others will bugger their enemies, Shagwell fantasises about fucking his mother up the arse at one point, but anal rape appears a taboo too taboo even for the Westerosi.
>>222097015see: >>222095952
>>222097022kek at the thoughts and prayers to the young septa being raped
>>222096956Late game of thrones was so incredibly bad that the series went from cultural phenomenon to being considered something between a joke and a collective bad memory better repressed.And it continued that way until the release of house of the dragon, which frankly isn't much better than terminal game of thrones.
>>222097027for fun
>>222096998How is she so incessantly hilarious and absurb?
>>222097017asoiaf will become a pop quiz literary curiosity fun fact for being unfinished
>>222097027>tyland doesn’t just go home to casterly rock and marry Joanna since Jason is deadWhat a dumbass
>>222096796Knight of the seven kingdoms is just the heroes journey. Way easier to adapt compared to fire and blood
>>222097027How did tyland survive after the tranny threw him in the ocean with all his armor on?
what's the significance of reyinira cutting her finger on the throne?
>>222097042>first thing she does when she makes a female friend is fingerblast her in bed until she screamsIs this really what women do?
>>222097054terf rage
>>222097063It's a matter of legitimacy.
>>222096985Honestly, Cole looked like a better fighter in that duel. He only "lost" when Daemon somehow took him off his feet by throwing that shield and then kicked him in his armor which should've done nothing. Either way he was nowhere near finished and it's Daemon's own fault for turning his back to the opponent.
>>222097063The Seven have deemed her unworthy and Aegon the Uncut is the rightful king of the Seven Kingdoms
>>222096883only Rhaenyra is canonically fat and ugly. Alicent's still got it
>and now we cut to a scene of the crackhead in the mountainsaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
>>222097078Your son Joffrey. Is a bastard.
>>222096801Hes supposed to be a prototype Jaime (Kingmaker/Kingslayer) but of which we didnt get a POV to make it sympatetic for us readers. So the reputation Criston has in Westeros is omen of the one Jaime will have for the future generations
>>222097063in got folklore it means the throne is rejecting you
>>222096985Beating people up is not a personality.
Imagine getting cut by a chair
>>222097018Ian Glenn should've played Jon Connington.
>jace died like 5 days ago>his fiancé is already flirting with two other guyswhy are women like this
>>222097039S1 of HotD reached peak thrones relevancy so clearly the franchise didn't lose its strength, people just hate the shitty writing aspects done by retarded showrunners
>>222097085All it said was that she was a bit plump. Nothing about being ugly.>but the beauty of her girlhood!1!1!It just means she’s becoming a beautiful woman. Would plap
>>222097085Is it fat erasure that they didn't cast a fat chick as old rhaenyra?
>>222097063>Joffrey was sliced by the throne the exact moment he denied being a bastard and denied being a fake king>Viserys was sliced by the throne the moment he called Vaemond Velaryon's accusations lies>Maegor was known as a brutal tyrant and was found impaled upon the throne, his exact fate unclear>the Mad King Aerys II's hands were covered in scabs and scars from the throne>Cersei dreams of the Iron Throne slicing heri don't know what it could mean anon it's truly a mystery
>>222097107>S1 of HotD reached peak thrones relevancys1 was the peak of hotd and it wasnt even close to got numbers tho.
>>222097104You know what they say about light skinned Velayron women
>key part of the season plot is the long slow slog of the Tullys down to Tumbleton, and how that takes a long time, and is fraught with difficulty due to terrain and river crossings and enemy actions>meanwhile Ormund is instantly teleporting people from Tumbleton into King's Landing and Driftmark, Gawain seems to have had no trouble blipping from behind the Tully forces to TumbletonI'm tired boss
>>222097104Alyn will cuck her so it's alright
>>222097115Yet the guy literally known as the unworthy never got cut
>>222097115you think i give a fuck about the lore outside of watching it weekly? thanks anyway
>>222097063Viserys also got cut by the throne.
is pic related happening this season?
this show is so fucking bad. shit writing. shit costumes. shit action.Where the fuck is their knight armour?Please come back dunk
>>222097115>>Joffrey was sliced by the throne the exact moment he denied being a bastard and denied being a fake king>>Viserys was sliced by the throne the moment he called Vaemond Velaryon's accusations liespeople are clumsy during stressful situations >>Maegor was known as a brutal tyrant and was found impaled upon the throne, his exact fate unclearWhere better to leave a murdered king than on his throne?>>the Mad King Aerys II's hands were covered in scabs and scars from the throneagain, he's an insane clumsy retard>>Cersei dreams of the Iron Throne slicing heryes because it's become a cultural myth, same as dreaming about all the ravens leaving the Tower of London and thinking England will fall
What the hell is happening to Olivia Cooke's appearance? It's as if Alicent's worthiness as a character is directly related to her appearance.
Who would be a good casting Ashara Dayne?
I know in the books Rhaenyra is supposed to be even more incompetent and stupid when it comes to ruling but her absolute incompetence and neurotic do nothing attitude makes me want to rip her head off more than anything. Even Daemon would be a better ruler than her and he's also a retard.
>>222096852>>222097088So basically George was too vague with that character and we were supposed to infer what was so great about him.
>>222097125nta but is it worth watching past s1? i'm only in here for AKoTSK
>>222097170tbf they wouldn't be knights, they'd be footmen, men at arms, whatever
>Meanwhile…
>people are clumsy during stressful situations>Where better to leave a murdered king than on his throne?>yes because it's become a cultural myth, same as dreaming about all the ravens leaving the Tower of London and thinking England will fall
Rhaenyra discovered ozempic from the maesters. Much cheaper than Shiera's blood magic.
>>222097187>nta but is it worth watching past s1?No, in fact you should only watch like the 6 first episodes of hotd
>>222097177I was ready to say "that's just what happens when you start getting towards 40" but man that is a rough 32. She must be a heavy drinker.
>>222096502So was i but i don't make a scene about it
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1784591832078108.mp4
>>222097208is episode 7 that bad or something? I don't mind spoilers
Are they setting up Gwayne to be the show's version of Hobert?
this show wants to have its cake and eat it tooyes, i'm sure the book readers know who the woman who shot cole is and squealed with joy, but we don't because you only showed her for 2 seconds 2 seasons ago and no one remembers her
>>222097217Emma D'Arcy introducing Olivia Cooke to negronis and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
>>222096173Only one got killed by Taylor Momsen.
Not ONE ALE with the lads!
>>222097107Game of thrones peaked at 46 million viewers across all platforms.HotD peaked with 25 million tuning in for the first episode of the first season, and needless to say most of those haven't come back.Being cursed with a lazy bum author who won't finish his books and dogshit showrunners isn't a by-the-by of a song of ice and fire, it's an intrinsic part of the series and will shape how it is remembered. As unfinished and subject to awful adaptations.
>>222097242There is a massive drop of quality around that point.>>222097245He will probably Bryndon Hightower in the show.
Why is mummy Jeyne throwing people out of the Moondoor?
Speaking of Bold Teleporting Jon RoxtonHow did a house of landed knights come into possession of a Valaryian steel sword?
>>222097254Why are they torturing him so much?
>>222097227Made me cry. Not gonna lie.
Reminder that Aegon accidentally performed blood magic and resurrected Sunfyre
>>222097267They probably killed someone and took itUnwin stole their sword after the second tumbleton
>>222097254>Daemon has the gift of the gab when it comes to dealing with dozens of gold cloaks>Seems genetically incapable of not spewing bile towards one of his super soldiers
>>222097227He should've charged those guys instead of talking. Would've saved him from getting shot too, the archers would be afraid of hitting their own.
>>222097276this motherfucker DOESNT miss
petition for Olivia Cooke to lose weight
>>222097063ill omen that the throne is rejecting you. Started because Maegor the Cruel (3rd king to sit on it) was found dead on the throne, wrists slashed and a blade from the throne itself in the back of his neck. Made a superstition the throne itself will reject unworthy rulers.It's why in season 1 Visery's cuts his hand on it and they make a point of showing it and lingering on him staring at his bloody hand before the next scene. In fire and blood it's mentioned as well Rhaenyra cuts her legs on it iirc.
>>222097267Aren't the Roxtons lords?Either way, probably traded it for seven year's service in thee rape-pits of Gogossos or took it from a victim.
>>222096943endless trash writing.
>>222097113Sara Hess outright claimed it was green propaganda that she was fat.
Aegon the Realms Delight would have been a great king. Shame what that weak old man did to his own son causing this mess.
>>222097312why can't he just pop her on his dragon and leave?
>>222097312>It's your fault I escaped to the one place the other army was marching towards
>>222097300Petition for Emma D'Arcy to gain sympathy weight.
Sophie Turner and Emilia Clarke also got fat as fuck in later seasons, not to mention what happened to James Gandolfini in The Sopranos maybe HBO has a catering problem
>>222097254Is it a thing in the books as well that they treat the dragonseeds like shit or is there little mentioned about them besides Alyn and Addam?
>>222097170I fucking hate this grab the guy then pull him all the way into my sword move. And they use it all the time.
>>222096801That's how he treated all of green characters, set them up to be interesting and effective and then either have them be irrelevant or commit pointless useless atrocities so that you won't be upset when they bite it. Otto is one such example, what the fuck did he even do?
>>222097385>Sophie Turner and Emilia ClarkeSlags>James Gandolfini iHe was always a fat fuck with 0 auto control
>>222097385Too much buffet gabagool
>>222096943>>222097312Even if she's mad at him there was nothing stopping her using him to get out of Tumbleton with what remained of her family. It's never not funny that when women want to right characters as righteous or strong and independent they typically make them look retarded.
>mfw Rhaenyra gets sliced and runs away from the throne in fear
>>222097304>blade from the throne itself in the back of his neck.Who would sit on a throne where this is even theoretically possible.
>>222097403I admit Sophie is a vile slag but Emilia seems like a nice girl
>>222097312>kings landing is not safe!>lets go to the town currently ruled by the biggest chud in the seven kingdoms??
>>222097388From what I remember they were treated fine and they swapping sides is a mystery, although you can go into conspiracies I think due to neither of them being able to read or something
Why don’t they have guns in this universe
>>222097423Because Maegor was murdered and they just dumped his body on the throne.
>>222097312>how can I be so illogical and flighty and unpredictable and emotional? Well, maybe I learned something from women after all
>its an alicent and rheanrya scene
>>222097441Maester conspiracy, they don't want feudal chuds having that level of technology
>>222097459>its a...scene
So what did Rhaenyra do with all of the gold Daemon took from the Vale? Did they blow it all on buying cats for the Red Keep?
>noo your grace this girl got raped, do soemthing!>heh, thats unfortunatelmao based rhae
>>222097429Sophie is (or at least was) a delicious slag.
>squeamish
>>222097441Honestly if Aegon's landing equates to 1066. Than late GoT is 1366 which is late middle ages. People always complain how Westeros is technologically stagnant, but it works perfectly in a real world timescale.
>>222097502Should have anointed the queen chuddy!
>>222097498SHUT UP, CHUD, IT'S THE HIGHTOWERS THEY ARE RUINING THINGS FROM WITHIN
>>222097459>mysaria enters the room
Aegon and Ulf are the only highlights of the show for me at this point.
>>222097504she's gross bro, saggy tits and arse, gormless face, weird lanky frame
Barristan Selmy is such a spineless faggot
Why is Gwayne suddenly Ormund's heir
bro what the fuck is going on in this show at this point I'm just watching to see it end
>>222097534Add Ormund, Manderly, and Gwayne
Who the fuck wants to watch the scenes with Baela and the Bastard? It's even worse than Corlys in the dock.
>>222097502>my thoughts and prayersliterally
>>222097570Manderly and Gwayne are good as well, but Ormund they're trying too hard to make him cartoonishly evil that he's just funny. Daeron has barely done anything.
New rightful thread>>222096014>>222096014>>222096014
>>222097534I like Daeron, Ormund and Gwayne as well. They're fun to watch, especially now that Ormund is Daeron's homophobic mentally ill uncle
>>222097539it was weird watching her and maisie turn into goblins infront of our eyes. anglo genes are cursed
>>222097502Based chud queen.
>>222097561Because Ormund too is a fag and doesn't have kids
OH SHIT IT'S REAL!I thought y'all wuz just trolling.
>>222097561Because he is the only hightower left?
>>222097184>DUDE THIS GUY IS SO INTERESTING AND MISUNDERSTOOD AND INTRIGUING, IF ONLY YOU KNEW WHAT HE WAS LIKE>ok, tell us>NOOOOOOOOOOGeorge pls
>>222097633How did they butcher it? Because of one line being missing?
>>222097606Maisie you could already see was 100% gonna be hideous when grew up. Sophie could have aged okay but it's obvious she drinks and snorts cock all the time, her face has been constantly bloated since season 4 of GOT
>>222097561I guess if Ormund has no sons in the show then as his only male cousin Gwayne would be the only possible successor.
>>222097648Ormund should have like 5 children at this point
>>222097326But it's not propaganda that her sons are bastards? lmao???
>>222097665>at the start of the episode, so the viewer cannot process it>change from 1 v 3 to 1 v 2>remove the iconic lineThey went above and beyond to avoid making kino
>>222097708having extramaritial affairs is based for sara hess
>>222097708anon this is the same writer who's response to Rhaeny's killing all those people for nothing was "lmao peasants don't matter" (even though Rhaenyra is doing everything she can to be liked by them now) and the only mention of it after was Otto saying how it made Aegon look weak when you could easily spin that into >Evil bitch who murders people joins evil blacks, you should fear the blacks propaganda
>>222097700he is too squeamish to have sex
>>222097067>Is this really what women do?They'd better.
>>222096505Unironically true
>>222096998>[ thirty uninterupted minutes of Cersei getting facialabuse tier throat fucked by Bobby B ]>[ Cersei, snot, spit, tears, and cum cascading down her pink swollen face with visible red handprints, smirking with remnants of Bobby B's bush stuck in her teeth ] "Power... is power >:)">AND SO HE SPOKE AND SO HE SPOKE THAT LORD OF CASTAMERE
>>222098099>imagine not ensuring your children’s future by making them half Baratheon
>>222097264arryn tradition
>>222097245Roxton gets that death, and ormund gets roxtons death
>>222097067only the ALPHA STACY'sthey need to make sure the weaker, smaller girls know their placepurely in a platonic manner, of course
>>222096943>>222097312>implying this isn't realistic writing
Bros I can’t stop thinking about Hugh’s wife’s brother, I miss him so much
