cripples, bastards, and broken things editionprev>>222096014>>222095921
first for Cersei
2nd for anal with Cersei
>"Hello honey, I've come to rescue you. Also I'm a lord now and have a nuke.">"AHHHHHH SAVE ME RAPEMAN!!!"
>>222100051olivia is getting fat and her hairline is receding
Unfortunately I must inform the fine anons of /got/ that normalfags do, in fact, really.
The Possum Brigade wasn't laying a trap. They were resting after weekly orgy and decided to play dead when they heard someone approaching.
>>222100107she has a great ass tho
How tall is this nigga Daeron? He towers over Gwayne
>>222100107She just like me, fr fr no cap
>>222100050I unpaused and the scene immediately got worse. What the fuck, lady, he's trying to rescue you from being a hostage and you throw a temper tantrum about it.
>>222100088los.... chinguenas.... de creatura... de transgeneros.... de la america.....
Helaena's dump truck
>>222100096>honey i did it!! i became a dragonlord, they knighted me and i ride one of the biggest dra->ugh can we not talk about YOU for a minute? im exhausted doing emotional labor for you all the time!
>>222100161>im exhausted doing emotional labor for you all the time!More like exhausted from all the rapes
>"You're niggerfaggoting me!"
>>222100193Why is she Indian?
damn my nigga Criston Cole got Charlie KIRKED
>Honey I have entered...the House of the Dragon(tm)roll credits
Will Hugh's wife finally respect him if he becomes King?
>>222100199one week in tumbleton will do that to you
>>222100051Any webm requests?
Watch out Daeron, Gwayne is ZESTY, he's MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a little bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, he's theatrical, he's good with colors, this he's going to coordinate your curtains with your cushions and that's going to look good! He lifts shirts, he's on the down low, He's a tollet trader, he gardens uphill, he packs fudge, he's a friend of Laenor, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Braavosi brotherhood, he indulges in the Dornish vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in High Valyrian, he's a refugee from Old Ghis, he's on the wrong cart, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.
>>222100203>the actress is literally a zionist jewsheeeeeeit
>>222100075I love this cumwhore so much. I hope Cersei escapes to Lyss and live out the rest of her days doing what she loves the most.
>many of you will die as well>Criston and 20 good men said to 5 thousand
>>222100199Tumbleton is in Bangladesh
>>222100224Where are you getting this from?
I tried to enjoy CK3 but it really is still trash. I think I'm going back to the More Bloodlines submod for CK2 AGoT. Maybe it's been updated since I last played.
Why did they shoot Cole to death and not the rest of his men? Doesnt make sense to only kill him with arrows and then start the battle
>>222100227I hope she survives in the books, just for a laugh
>bring home dragon>wife is madImagine being a simp married to a woman who is mad that you own a dragon. Stay sigma like Ulf, fellas.
What would have happened if Aemond didn't kill Luke like a retard? Would the succession have been figured out peacefully by a council or Lords after a few months of stand offs?
>>222100199Ghiscari immigrant.
>>222100132Gwayne is just a manlet
It’s time to settle this debate once and for all:Who’s cuter, Oscar or Daeron?
>>222100051fabien should work in reeve's batmanverse
hugh only has the second biggest dragon so he gave his wife the ick. maybe dont be a loser next time buddy
>>222100261Daeron, no contest.
>>222100245Needed to rob him of a heroic last stand.
>>222100245Doesn't make sense to kill his men, send them to the Wall
>>222100245dude was a monster. he just killed 20 men in under a minute
>>222100245Green chuds are basically Disney stormtroopers to be slaughtered by superior feminist Norfmen and rivergods forces
Why is there such a high concentration of faggots and pedophiles here? You don't see this for any other general on /tv/.
>>222100251The Greens were in the in the most advantageous position and Otto was trying to deescalate by sending ravens everywhere. They offered to cede Dragonstone to Rhaenyra to prevent war. If Luke doesn’t die and there’s no Blood and Cheese, the war might not happen.
>>222100245northerners and riverlanders are cravens
>>222100248He's got an abusive relationship with Daemon and Rhae instead
>most likeable, decent, honorable green>is a faggot Why? Are heterosexual men not allowed to be good?
>>222100272hes a medicore white male
>>222100261Daeron
>>222100291>menMudcucks aren't men.
>>222100298There’s a dude simping for the obsession chick. She isn’t that pretty.
:(
Alicent goes to tell Rhaenyra where Aemond is so Rhaenyra can kill him."Okay, I'll send you with an assassin to kill him.""No, I will have no part in this!"Bitch this was your own fucking idea.
So does Rhaenyra kill the Baratheon envoys or just steal their armor and send her own soldiers to kill Daeron?
>>222100311matt smith must have smashed that bussy ong fr
>>222100199Tumbleton is located in Pakistan by the looks of it
>>222100298faggot and pedo show, my friend
>>222100326Old men look so confused all the time lmao
>5 seconds of Aegon this episode>Criston Cole’s death is basically an afterthought>Gwayne teleports to TumbletonAnother god damn filler episode
>>222100323Liking girls is normal though. I just meant the faggotry.
>>222100335She took their armor and send some randoms to kill Daeron.
>>222100308I'm pretty sure that was just a jape from Ormund not intended to be taken literally.
>>222100311We’re talking about boys here not girls pretending to be boys
>>222100340Then why is everyone making a big deal out of the rapes/
>>222100348>5 seconds of Aegon this episodeAnd his scene was the best, as always.
>>222100075*roberts cum dripping out of nose, eyes red and teary, gagging, Robert’s vinegar onion ballsack leaving a slick sheen of grease on her nose*>cersei: “I am so girlbossing you right now”
>>222100355Ok>>222100348Yeah they got some foid to kill Criston for her girlboss moment and they took out the best line about his death.I want more Aegon scenes too, best character in the show now aside from the male Hightowers and based Daemon
>>222100306No, he's having a laff with the boyos. Daemon is a pure lad.
>>222100118I love my Green Queen.
>>222100359Because only white people do rapes apparently.
>>222100368she's so pretty, I wanna smooch her
>>222100311>girls think if they pretend to be boys they wont get rapedlol i bet ormund proved her wrong
>>222100394Jaehaera….
>>222100368Wife.
>>222100403*Daemon
>>222100368Snail tappers assemble!
Alicent Hightower's kill list:Aemond TargaryenAegon TargaryenDaeron TargaryenOrmund HightowerGwayne HightowerHaelena TargaryenHaelen's unborn childJaehaera TargaryenCristan ColeTyland LannisterJasper WyldeLarys StrongJon Roxton
>>222100392Be honest if you were part of the green army would you partake in their bonding activitites?
>dies pleading for his men’s lives in F&B>dies pleading for his men’s lives in HOTD What was the problem?
Not a single Baratheon heir
>>222100346Yes they always wonder why faggots have to film them going by their daily life.
>>222100261Daeron is giving me trans vibes
What the fuck was that episode?
>>222100445Hopefully Bold Jon rapes her by the end of the season. I'm legitimately getting Ormund style sick from her scenes
>>222100368chavface
>>222100445i bet she repeats the names before going to sleep every night like arya did
>>222100298That is how /tv/ used to be
>>222100357They practically establish it as true when he knows how the Baratheon envoy is supposed to look. He also calls the real Baratheon “comely”
>>222100457But why?
>>222100298Fujo franchise.
>>222100457she ate and abort them
>>222100447Of course. Raping is a natural part of the war.
>>222100357What did Ormund say again I must have missed it
>>222100374Cersei would never claim to be a girl boss. She definitely quite honest about wishing she had a dick and sword fighting skills.
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222100357>not intended to be taken literally.Unlike Gwayne
>>222100496
>Mario Naharis
>>222100330Witnessing killing of your own son is still a lot though
>>222100368threesome with her and daeron
>>222100527SQUEAMISH
>>222100507That Daeron should keep his back to the wall near Gwayne.
>>222100457cersei was the perfect targaryen tragically born in a lannister body. make her a targ and give her a dragon and shes visenya 2.0
>>222100218bump
>>222100051>the Lannisters want to pay me how much to kill Rhaenyra and her Nuncle?!!?!
>>222100533I dunno, I would think she would relish watching that. She seems to love murdering her own family.
>>222100261Link targaryen.
>>222100507>>222100219
>>222100553Vale-mommy slapping Rhaena
Ormund is not gay. There is no chance he puts his penis into a butthole.
>>222100391you can stop spamming this webm now
>>222100527Why are you puking? It's dialogue from the book.
>*sneaks into Harrenhal and shoots Aemond with a poison dart*
>>222100546>joanna lives and Cersei gets married to Oberyn. He teaches her all sorts of cool ninja shit and she becomes a Dornish supremacist
>>222100579He has Daeron's penis up his though.
>you can stop spamming this webm now
>>222100585She mounts dreamfyre and duels him at the Gods Eye.
>>222100572I wished that was me desu
>>222100598Daeron is cute. Its not gay if they are as cute as Daeron.
>>222100454Too much CHAD energy.
>>222100591She would be mad that he cucks her and has 8 bastards.
>>222100601infiltrate the HOD set and burn her bad wigs so they have to use the old s1 glorious curls
has Cersei tried pegging? she might like that
>>222100391you can keep posting this webm king
first for Aly
>>222100601That’s Helaena in CK2
>>222100601She knocks out Daemon, claims Dark Sister and Caraxes, and is the one to do the dragon leap. In his shame, Daemon flees to Essos to become a gay emperor.
>>222100616>Tully tunicI hoped they were all Blackwoods.
>>222100635Pretty sure she pegs Lancel.
>>222100572
>>222100617Yea but he lets her fuck Jaime openly and Elia is mostly cool with it too.
>>222100580Don't get mad now rostie.
>>222100652More witnesses to this retarded fanfic storyline.
>>222100644Cregan Stark approves.
>>222100657>Yea but he lets her fuck Jaime openlyOnly if he is invited.
>>222100298Because this is the only thread where people actually watch TV. Fuck off back to /pol/.
>>222100644Guys what’s happening I feel an urge to glaze Israel
Any webm of Ormund infinity vomiting
How many episodes does this season have? I am really struggling to keep watching this shit. Please tell me it's almost over.
>>222100391moar
>>222100647Daemon actually wears a wig and pretend to be Rhaenyra and is who Aegon burns. Rhaenyra and Alicent run off together to Essos and become open an LGBT bookstore together.
>>222100644Jews are master race
>>222100644holy shit thats hot
Burlington bar reaction when?
>>222100672What does being anti sex with little boys have to do with /pol/?
>>222100644Probably 7 million, at least
>>2221006862 more. Crazy because there is only one more season and they aren't anywhere near a stopping point in the book. They are going to have to cut a lot of shit.
big breasts are vulgar and ugly
>>222100686just stop watching the you fucking retard
>Ulf gets fed up with the blacks because he couldn't go to his one specific tavernThey couldn't have written a scene or two about him trying to ingratiate in high society only for the nobles to turn their noses up at him
>>222100725t. Gwayne Hightower
>>222100245I'm not a doctor but I don't think an arrow there would kill you instantly
>>222100725Melissa cope
>>222100721>10 episodes left>not even halfway through the war despite most events offscreen or cut
>>222100616I find it really funny how almost every reactor I watched reacting to the previous episode laughed at Cole's "I am the realm's greatest warrior" line and then immediately in the next episode we see him doing this. That bar guy was even literally arguing with people in the youtube comment section for the previous episode about how 'the show hasn't shown Cole do anything that shows he's the greatest warrior so in show canon he isn't' and Black fans were consistently smugly hyping up the no songs line and fully expected he would die without doing anything combat-wise lol
>>222100660>putting that juice soaked finger to her facegross
>>222100739He also got arrows to the chest and belly.
>>222100730Who cares what a man feels? He's just a petty drunk who betrays the good guys
>>222100445s4ep8 "the god's eye">aemond, menacingly, smugly, standing over daemon lying against caraxes' dead body: IT'S OVER DAEMON, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND >camera pans to alicent and rhaenyra, riding on syrax, far above the battle>alicent, with resignation: i am sorry... son....>she takes out the valyrian steel dagger and drops it eyes closed>she and rahenyra JUMP OFF SYRAX, surging after the dagger>FLASHBACK, to her youth ,where viserys told it is her, who is the princess that was promised, now revealed that the animosity was a hoax, to guise THEIR TRUE INTENT, of stopping the white walkers, by stopping aemond>alicent & rhaenyra together: WE ARE THE LADIES WHO GUARD THE REALMS OF MEN.... RAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!>lightning arcs as rhaenyra and alicent together pierce aemond the one eye's blind eye with the valyrian steel dagger, delivering a kiling blow, as we CUT TO THE NIGHT KING, opening his eyes, and SCREAMING in RAGE
>>222100739Henry V of England took an arrow right underneath his eye and still survived
>rhaenyra sends assassins to kill a kid(her brother mind you) she doesn’t know the appearance of>assassins have to ask where/who he is and thus get killed for being slow
Rhaenyra the gormless
YOU FUCKING PEASANT SCUMRHAENYRA PERSONALLY HANDS OUT BREAD TO YOU AND YOU HAVE THE GALL TO CRY ABOUT RAPE AND TALLOW!?
>>222100730He isn't allowed to go to the city at all and he tried to befriend Jace and he only got threatened with death for that.
>>222100660fuck off already jeet
>>222100782He was extremely lucky to have lived
>>222100791Good thing Ormund kinda forgot about his assassin squads while Rhaenyra was handing out bread.
>>222100815Daeron coins weren't ready yet.
>>222100791"My Queen! One of our orphan girls was taken by men! What is to be done about this?!?!?!?""So sad. Poor thing. I'll light a candle for her in the sept. NEXT!"When did she become such a bitch?
you can actually see Olivia Cooke packing on an extra 5-10lbs between each episode of this season
Those honourless First Men shits killing Cole like that. Made me sick. FUCK Alicent too, the whore equally as evil as Rhaenyra.
>>222100616>lets send 15 men to die for some reason while an army of thousands is like a minute away
>>222100088>Becomes more cunty and evil>Instantly becomes way hotter and more likeable to meI'm fucked bros.
>>222100806France wasn't so lucky. Heyo!
>>222100261One burns to death stumbling out of a tent after having done exactly fuck all, another wins, slaughters the head of the house Baratheon in single combat and nopes out to Essos to lead his newly formed Stormbreakers company.
>>222100075*fingerblasts the friend she just made on her bed*what did Cersei mean by this?
what makes women from the vale so sexually arousing? they are dominant, uppity and bratty but i still desperately want to have sex with them even if i know they would shit talk me and make fun of my sexual performance after
>>222100832should have anointed the queen
>>222100782yeah but then he went and died from pooing too much
No seriously, how did the blacks use the gold that Daemon got from Lady Arryn?
>>222100862They were the precise definition of lucky
>>222100686two more weeks
>oscar says the “we’ll make a sept of traitors bones”Fuck these writers are retarded. Tullies follow the faith of the seven, as seen with cat, a Tully wouldn’t be blaspheming like that, that was supposed to be an old god worshipper saying that
why did the goldcloaks quit but not criston cole's and ormund's men? and the dialog with the witch and aemond is so weird, rhaenyra's spymaster is trash as always and only deals with feminist matters. hugh's wife is a bitch another feminist agenda in the writing. they made criston cole a shit character, literally had no depth after season 1 replaced by feminist lesbo shit.
>>222100193>get a dragon>free from your creatura insufferable wifethis guy is blessed by the gods or what
Post more Alys
>>222100862Henry V died shitting himself while Charles the Victorious just waited it out.
>>222100878It was all copper coins with few gold ones at the top.
>I came to die for the queen with a blade in my hand>uhhh actually I don't want to die today, shoot himPathetic snowcuck
>>222100245>WhyYou know how he states that is the "greatest warrior of the seven kingdoms"?That true and actually canon. Even thought there's a metric ton of rosties and trannies that doesn't like him because he called Rhaenyra a cunt that doesn't the facts.The show even made a point of showing it, so the answer is: they where afraid of him and knew they simply couldn't face him on a melee fight.
>>222100873>even if*because
>>222100883Brother that's from the books. Take it to GRRM.
>>222100884>ormund's menHe pays them.>criston cole'sMost left with Gwayne, rest are OG bros.
>>222100804Your seething fuels me disgusting mad roastie.Here, some show representation of your kind, bitch.
I wonder if Alicent fingered herself when she saw Cole’s head on a spike
>>222100768Which he was obviously still alive after. The shot to the cheek instantly made him go lights out instantly. You don't have an HP bar in real life.
>>222100245the whole sequence was retarded from start to finish, just luring them into the camp + arrows was enough, but no there's an audience so we need to have retarded heroïc moments for Cole before his deathunceremonial sudden deaths were a strong point of GoT, flew right pats the heads of those retarded showrunners
I'm really confused about this episode, who is supposed to be the bad guys? I can't tell because nobody tried to rape anyone.
>>222100935He only wanted to lure them in to kill them all, he's still alive
>>222100088So in that scene where the throne cut her, what was that statue she looked at?
>>222100929didnt read nobody gives a fuck
>>222100780This is too epic for Condumb and Mess to make
>>222100782Yeah, but he was english so thats different
>>222100953There were two rapes in this episode but they were easy to miss
>>222100953>who is supposed to be the bad guys?Every one, they are all bad.
>>222100953Good guysGwayneBad guysThe rest
IN THE NAME OF THE MOTHER, LEAVE THAT BOY BE!
>>222100972>didnt readYou did.>nobody gives a fuckYou do.Mad roastie bitch kek.>>222100580>>222100804
>>222100953Ormund was raped in the nostrils
>>222100199Rhoynish.
>aemond (my son) is going to die anyways, might aswell kill him myselfwhat the fuck is wrong with women
>>222100969Her papa
>>222100580>>222100804>>222100972What is your deal?
>>222100921Oscar wasn’t in that scene in the book
>>222100239Never underestimate House Goodman.
>>222100929>literally all my problems have been solved, but I still want to be the victimpretty realistic
>>222100972I do, what are you gonna about eh?
>>222101006killing aemond is a way to stay alive
>>222101006Abortion is good as long as it's a boy
flat asian arse
>arrion baratheon doesnt look like that!>how do you know?>well i sucked his cock once
>>222101007what is he holding?
>>222100355I think the main assassin was one of her Kingsguard that was in the same scene with the envoys.
>and all I asked was "is it faithful to how Cole dies in the book? Because I love the way Cole dies in the book">"that's all that I cared about, that he dies how he dies in the book"Fabien Frankel in the latest behind the scenes for Cole's death scene
>>222100929She's just mad Hugh was right and she should've just waited for him in King's Landing like he said. Her brother would've still been alive if she had.
Arya Stark Tully Whent Blackwood Targaryen, assassin of many faces, the lightbringer, prince that was promised, Azor Azhai.
>>222101046Gwayne Hightower is an ASS MUNCHER
>>222101032She was willing to give her life for aemond like a month ago
>>222101067George's worst character, mostly created to please his cunt feminist wife
>>222100929>decides to leave KL for reasons>sucks and fucks her way to Tumbletown for reasons>refuses to fly back for reasonsShould've never had that scene, just have Hugh despair as Tumbletown burns and assume his wife and kid dies. This was so poorly written.
>>222101031>T-That speed!
>>222101056a lemon cake
>>222101075that was a month ago
Methinks there's a lot of projection being done by /got/hotd/dunk/ to the phrase "The real Baratheon isn't so ugly"
WHERE IS UNWIN PEAKE
>>222101067>BlackwoodOn sight
>>222100326This dude is a monster actor.
>>222100873They were both frigid and ugly bitches. That Arryn dumbass caused a civil war in the Vale that got the future hand of the king killed.
The legacy of team black is a teen girl destroying aegons city and then dying as the last of the Targaryen line. The legacy of team green is an immortal god king and an assassin that killed the apocalyptic ice devil
>let's adapt this war story but let's cut out all of the cool moments and cool lines, along with most of the actual war >that character does something exciting? can't have that. have him stand in a dark room and look sad>anyway here's some more Mysaria
Why did Baela kiss the older bastard? Wasn't she flirting with his younger brother ?
>>222100326
Who got robbed worse?Fabien or the dude who got to play ''euron''take into account, they were both real fans of the books, both loved their characters and they both really loved their characters
>>222101087
>>222101100It doesn't really make sense in the context of the show because all the Baratheons in the HOTD are ugly or average looking at bestBaratheons being attractive is a bookism that HBO didn't really bother to adapt
>>222101083bloodraven is worse imoso far in the book Arya doesnt have any of that snarky smug NOTHING PERSONNEL kid thing going on
>>222101129wait, where is that recognizable gay blowjob
ormund assassins are sons of the harpy and 20 good men levels of retarded.
>>222100878Kings Landing's population is somewhere around 500k that's a lot of mouths to feed and Daemon only brought so much gold.Basically, the choice was paying the police force or giving every citizen a single loaf of bread.
>>222100791Why is she even entertaining common folk in the court especially at that sensitive time. She should be having representatives bring forth bigger concerns instead of handling petty matters of the peasants
>>222101132Fabian got it worse because Cole is actually a good character with potential, unlike Euron redditeye
>>222101132Urine Greyjoy may be nothing like the Book version but at least he does shit in the story and remains consistent to his own bastardized show version
>>222101147Bloodraven is cringe but not a POV character and can be mostly ignored at least
>>222101107Blackwood chads stay winning while Bracken pricks always lose
>>222100193I hated this scene. Can't have a white dude be happy. Nope, his wife hates him and cucked him on the road with "rape", and isn't impressed that he has elevated both of their lives way beyond their stations. Not to mention he has the rarest job in the fucking world, being a dragon rider. God feminist writers make me hate women so much.
>Nobody has called Alicent out on repeatedly selling out her (grand)sons yetI fucking hope Alys will at the very least.
>>222101132
>>222101152You just don't understand the fanatical levels of misogyny in Westeros
>>222100713Newfag detected.
>>222100261I'd rather hang with Oscar. He seems based and doesn't take shit from anybody.
>>222100953Both sides are bad because they seek power
>>222101063Poor guy
Aegon, Larys, and Tyland edited as the Three Stooges
>>222101164thats fair I guess, but I hate that character with a passion
>>222101152Everybody hates incestuous aliens
>>222100726It's a trainwreck, I can't look away. But it's still causing me to suffer.
>>222101152Pay attention, bro. These aren't Ormund's guys. These are smallfolk rising up against the Bastardmaker
>shows up on set looking like this>doesn't actually do anything cool in the actual episodeis this what they call 'aura farming?'
>>222101149its right behind you
>>222101189Helaena kind of maybe did? >hey this is where my son died remember him >hey why can’t we bring my daughter you liar >the king?>the face she makes when rhaenyra and Alicent talked about giving up her sons
>>222101122This is second time they've spoken to each on screen. Her coming onto him made no sense.
Maybe I’m being a retard but I don’t think Gwayne being confirmed gay was actually a thing and is just a twitter invention? The line to Daeron about keeping his back to the wall was about Gwayne being a backstabber since he left his allies to die
>>222101231They had him for a few scenes in MobLand too and he did fuck all.
>>222101231He killed the lord of Casterly Rock, sang a song and massacred Critsin Cole's forces. He'll go out in a blaze of glory in Tumbleton though
>>222101261Not trying to be rude but you're being retarded. He called him a faggot and he knew the guy was a fake Baratheon because the original is handsome.
For me it's Penys Targaryen
>>222100243
>>222100298I'm not sure, but it's pretty creepy. What a bunch of freaks.
>>222101261he also implied that gwayne had relations with the soldiers while marching with cole. but i think its just ormund bullying his younger relative
>>222100832She’s always been a bitch.
>>222101063Kill Hess. Behead Hess. Roundhouse kick a Condal into the concrete.Slam dunk Condal into the trashcan.Crucify filthy screenwritters. Defecate in a Hess's food.Launch Hess into the sun. Stir fry Hess in a wok.Toss Hess into active volcanoes. Urinate into Condals gas tank.Judo throw Hess into a wood chipper. Twist Hess's heads off.Report Hess to the IRS. Karate chop Hess in half. Curb stomp pregnant Hess.Trap Hess in quicksand. Crush Hess in the trash compactor. Liquefy Condal in a vat of acid.Eat Hess. Dissect Hess. Exterminate Condal in the gas chamber. Stomp Condals skull with steel toed boots.Cremate Hess in the oven. Lobotomize Hess. Mandatory abortions for Hess. Grind Condal's receeding hairline having ass in the garbage disposal.Drown Hess in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Hess with a ray gun. Kick Condal down the stairs. Feed Hess to alligators.Slice Hess with a katana.
>>222101278you also forgot that he's the only moral Green character, so of course he's a homo
My favorite color is blue My favorite food is pizza and chicken tenders with ketchup My favorite movie is Shawshank redemption My favorite band is imagine dragons My favorite Asoiaf characters are bloodraven, daemon targ, and dany
>>222101261Gwayne is unmarried, got called a homo by his cousin, refers to mens hair colors as "light chestnut" and remembers how handsome some men are. He's a fruitcake
>>222101231northerners are lame as fuck by defaultsave for the BoltonsThere's nothing cool about the northern houses at all
>>222101261There were lots of implications in the 2nd season
>>222101261>I'm sure you found solace in your men *hint hint nudge nudge*>Backs against the wall when you bathe lads, nothing untowards *wink wink*>I knew this wasn't the real ser Baratheon because the real one was a handomse stud!You're genuinely delusional. Only way they could've made it more obvious is if he kissed a guy. Gwayne's been zesty from the start, I think it kinda works.
>>222101285should have been Paenys
>Your grace, we need more tallow.>I'll try my best.>Your grace, some men abducted one of our young girls.>Hey, I was just praying in the sept last episode, what do you want from me?
>>222100873That’s part of what makes them hot.
>>222101335OOOHHe's a highborn lordwith a GUMMA
>>222101347True thanks
>>222101335>refers to mens hair colors as "light chestnut"thats unironically the biggest giveaway. 100% confirmed manlover
>>222101340manderlies are good too but i guess they are not really norferners
Alicent will get nowhere near Aemond. Vhagar will return when she senses her dragonrider in danger. And then Alicent will either chicken out or Alys will realize what’s up and send her away.
>>222101335I'd give him a light chest nut
>>222100929I can't wait to watch her to die now. The show has taught me to care again.
>>222101261Gwayne being gay was explicitly stated in the leaks that came out a few days ago. If you didn't know about the leaks it heavily implied by Ormund's comments "found solace in your brothers in arms" "Keep your back asgainst the wall."Retroactively it makes Cole refusal to accept Gwayne's offer to come to Old Town as him trying to let his gay bro down easy after he invited him to smash instead of just saying "no way fag"
>>222101239Helaena should've been the one to do it. I keep waiting for her to bring it up every scene they have and get dissapointed every time.>the face she makes when rhaenyra and Alicent talked about giving up her sonsYeah that should've led to Helaena being shocked to learn her mother sold out both her brothers to save her life.
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>>222100952How did Cole and his men not notice the entire area was surrounded by thousands upon thousands of men? I mean they must've walked right through them.
sex with rhea royce and jeyne arryn. amanda collins did a good job making herself look ugly in everything else. emma darcy has always been ugly btw.
If Condal has his way, the Hour of the Wolf will be renamed to the Hour of the Tower and Alicent will be Aegon III's regent.
>>222101007Ahhhh. Thanks! So the implication is that she thinks the throne has judged her like it judged him?
>>222100929>wife REFUSES to believe in your vision>still want to save her anywaywhat a simp
>>222101409>One back alley brawl is more entertaining the entire Butcher's Ball
>>222101261>Green>Doesn't want to rape womenHe's gay. Greens are team rape
>>222101063Humiliation ritual is almost over, since they will for sure have a scene with his head on a pike
>>222101056Lego Valyria.
>>222101419>Hour of the Towerkek
>>222101122>>222101251yeah it was weird that she suddenly came onto him, maybe they're setting up a feud with that faggot addam entanglement love triangle.maybe she just like beefy bbc rather than twinky bbc
>>222101239
>>222101426I think the moral of HotD is that women are incapable of loyalty
I hope Alys blasts Alicent with Force Lightning and I hope Alicent gets raped on the way to Harrenhal
>>222101296Who cares, she’s fine as hell
>normies have more disdain for Cole than they do for Daemon sanctioning the beheading of a 2 year old child in their bedBit mental innit
HotD is ultimately a show for women. Average normie dude couldn't care about half of what goes on here. Meanwhile the guys treated every episode of Dunk & Egg like it was the NFL playoffs.
>>222101410It didn't make sense last episode either that the entire Rivermen army was able to beat Cole and his 20 men to the bridge. It's not like the whole rivermen army has horses a majority would have had to walk just that Cole's boys
>>222101377We have some tidbits on the preview.
last episode>daeron, did i ever tell you about this amazing woman who is a master tactician and is awesome and badass this episode>woman are squeamish lol i dont respect themwhere is the consistency
>>222101487Just be white
>>222101473aemond is protected by alys and vhagar, his two real mommies. alicent has 0 chance against them. i hope she meets a bunch of iron islanders on her way there too
>>222101487Because Cole slut shamed Rhaenyra, that's why. It's why you'll have retarded women and trannies on twitter talking about how much they hate Cole but get off to the idea of Daemon choking them and how good of a husband he is.
>>222101511>where is the consistencyit's the showrunner's job to make the scripts consistent across each season but Condal is a treacherous nigger and a hack
>>222101056Some sort of building, might be a sept? I think it's supposed to like medieval images of kings holding churches to show they were good rulers who supported the faith and build the realm. The statue was built while the Hightowers ruled, so it makes sense they emphasised the faith in his statue.Or I'm reading way too much into it and it's supposed to be his lego Valyria.
>>222101477Sure, doesn't change anything about what the guy before stated.>>222100224
>>222101505At 5 seconds it looks like Aemond's crouching down while Alicent is just standing there. Is she going to walk in on Aemond taking the witch to bonetown?
>>222101511Anon at the start of the season Helaena was smiling like a retard about how Rhaenyra's boys (the one's who took her brothers eye) were always nice and wanting to have chickens to actually acting like a mother and being concerned about her daughter, not trusting her mother or Rhaenyra.
>>222101063Was it not?
>Even after all these years, Ser Barristan could still recall Ashara's smile, the sound of her laughter. He had only to close his eyes to see her, with her long dark hair tumbling about her shoulders and those haunting purple eyes. Daenerys has the same eyes. Sometimes when the queen looked at him, he felt as if he were looking at Ashara's daughter …>Prince Quentyn was listening intently, at least. That one is his father's son. Short and stocky, plain-faced, he seemed a decent lad, sober, sensible, dutiful … but not the sort to make a young girl's heart beat faster. And Daenerys Targaryen, whatever else she might be, was still a young girl, as she herself would claim when it pleased her to play the innocent. Like all good queens she put her people first—else she would never have wed Hizdahr zo Loraq—but the girl in her still yearned for poetry, passion, and laughter. She wants fire, and Dorne sent her mud.>You could make a poultice out of mud to cool a fever. You could plant seeds in mud and grow a crop to feed your children. Mud would nourish you, where fire would only consume you, but fools and children and young girls would choose fire every time.Barristan is kind of an incel isn't he
>>222101511exception that strengthens the rule. its like finding a non-slut targ woman
Is show Alicent the greatest fall off in any asoiaf media? I genuinely liked her as a character for most season 1 and now I don't even know what the fuck they're trying to do with her. Especially when she keeps helping create ways for her family to be murdered but get's mad when she has to see it happen.
Mommy Blackwood
>>222101487It's ultimately because Cole is a male rape victim, which confuses and angers them.
>>222101505These idiots out a massive spoiler in the preview? LMAO
>>222101576>Sometimes when the queen looked at him, he felt as if he were looking at Ashara's daughter …E + A = D confirmed.
Otto is retarded for not sending Alicent, Halaena, ane Aegon's kids to Oldtown when he saw the war escalating.
>>222101630What spoiler? We know Alicent is going to harrenhall.
>>222101576How is Ned okay with Barristan switching sides the second Aerys was dead? Why does he simp so hard for the Kingsguard besides Jamie?
>>222101549Yeah, thats why Im wondering. He isnt known for building anything or being a huge friend of the church.
>>222101505>that final frameWhat a lumpy-headed fat bitch.
>>222101487cole called rhae spoiled cunt and whore, this really enraged the foid viewers because most of them are also used up sluts
>>222101487Not that it matters much but Jaehaerys was at least 6ish
what did thew book of brothers say about cole?
Team Green in a nutshell:>Otto: Scheming fuckwad that cares for nobody and only cared about his own ambitions>Haelena: Retard that could carry team green with her visions but refuses to. Also let her son son be killed (she knew beforehand).>Alicent: Dumb cunt that can't stop selling out her own family. Is willing to sell out every male in her bloodline to be killed just so she can live with Haelena. Doesn't give a fuck about her granddaughter at all for some reason. >Aemond: Never wrong about anyone. His only mistake was trying to kill Aegon>Aegon: Drunk, rapist prick with no sense. Forced into a role he never wanted.>Gwayne: Sensible but gay>Cole: Nihilistic pussy. Dies senselessly and achieved no militaristic goal >Ormund: Stuck up narcissist, Andal supremacist and mentally unstable >Daeron: Just a kid that's along for the ride. Got sucked into his families coup attempt and has no good options.How the fuck is there a "team green vs team black" when "team green" is overwhelmingly portrayed as the bad guys?
>>222101647>Barristan switching sides the second Aerys was dead?What was he supposed to do? Westeros doesn't have ritual suicide for dishonour like the Japanese
>>222101505How did she get to Harrenhal so fast?Fucking season 7-8 teleporting bullshit all over again
>>222101609>Cole is a male rape victimoh come the fuck on
>>222101666Because the greens are more entertaining and have the better actors.
>>222101664ur a faget
>>222101666George is better at writing bad guys than good guys. Everybody with taste prefers the Lannisters in asoiaf and the Greens in hotd
>>222101669The Tullys very kindly rebuilt the bridges.
>>222101666Because Rhaenyra is at the same time a self-insert and also incredibly incompetent. To the point where Daemon will rage quit and commit suicide by Vhagar.
>>222101666Yeah I don't get why they marketed it as a "pick your side!" kind of thing when they made one side so overwhelmingly worse then the other. It feels like if you marketed GoT as picking which side to back in season 1, the honourable good boy starks or the Lannister who you see push a kid out a window and fuck their siblings and Joffery being allowed to cruel torment people.
>>222101031I hate that they completely missed the point of all her training. Not only would she be completely unable to parry Brienne’s attacks with that tiny quasi-rapier, a Faceless Man wouldn’t need to. Their entire thing is they don’t miss, and their skills don’t rely on blocking attacks so much as they do anticipating and dodging. Not saying that Needle wouldn’t be a deadly weapon, just that it’s a precision instrument not remotely designed for that style of combat. But this is all the show in its final stages of enshittification, so fuck it.
>>222101648But the Hightowers were during their regency while Viserys was bedridden. So I think adding the sept to the statue ties Viserys' reign to the faith, which in turn supports the legitimacy of the Hightower regency and continuous rule after his death.
>>222101377lmao that is how she looks to me, the weirdos that find her attractive are fapping to this haha
>>222101664He was the best and the worst, equal parts light and dark, terrible to his enemies and incredible to his friends
>>222101505Why the fuck is she there? This is beyond fanfic at this point.
>>222101668Fuck off like he did when Joffery kicked his treacherous ass out. Fag strokes his own ego about being such a good goy for following his vows to a madman.
Rhaenyra deserves to have illegitimate children with her hunk Strong manwhore and still be catty with her mutt faggot Velaryon husband and how dare Cole call her out on this behavior.
>>222101671See, confused and angered.
>>222101669We dont know how much time will have passed. harrenhal is pretty close
Are retarded chuds still complaining about "teleporting"? If you read the books you'd know about the Seven Kingdoms' extensive rail system.
>>222101487It's genuinely just misandry. The idea a man would value something over being someone's meat dildo makes them angry.
>>222101714Oh, that makes actually a lot of sense.
>>222100245>Why did they shoot Cole to death and not the rest of his men? Doesnt make sense to only kill him with arrows and then start the battleBecause they wanted to rob him of death in melee, and the Winter Wolves in turn just want to die in melee so no point in trying to save them.
>>222101315Are you saying the greens just have to become gay for pay and they win?
>>222101609He’s also just a girl who got pumped and dumped when she really just wanted marriage. Women hate him because he is them
>>222101727>Fuck off like he did when Joffery kicked his treacherous ass out.They didn't want to. Jon Arryn's policy was to keep most of Aerys' regime in tact but put Robert in there in stead while he was the Hand.
>>222101726HotD is like when that Indian bitch got her hands on making a Velma show, but she very clearly had no interest in Scooby Doo so it was basically using the skins of Scooby Doo characters to make the show she actually wanted, because otherwise they wouldn't have greenlit it.
>>222101487Whether or not some normalfag likes a character is like 90% reliant on the music they play when they're on screen. If you play "good guy" music then people will think they're a good guy. Creepy music then they are creepy, etc. It doesn't really matter what is actually happening.
>>222101063One thing I do like about the book version is that it gives Criston a final moment that fits his character. Even after everything, he still thinks like a knight: he tries to save his men, and when that fails, he asks for trial by combat. The opposing side deliberately refuses because they believe he has caused too much bloodshed to deserve an honorable warrior's death. That denial of glory is really the point of the scene—not simply that he is killed by arrows, but that he's denied the kind of legendary end he expected.
>>222101669Same way Jon Roxton just teleported to the Gullet.>>222101748Yeah it's the Weirwood metro. AFFC spends like two Brienne chapters explaining it.
>>222101666aemond had to burn aegon because he was a bully and a jock. think about it logically, he still saved aegon. if it was just aegon vs rhaenys then aegon would have surely died. not to mention he was a useless drunken fuckboy before getting burned, it helped him develop his character. so aemond stil, technically saved aegon AND he helped him self improoove
>>222101734>nooo beautiful princess, that I love, dont suck my dickthats how it happened
>>222101487It's complicated but Cole essentially got caught in the perfect storm of being aggressively opposed to the perfect feminist protagonist in an age of intense misandry from the audience.
>>222101708>also incredibly incompetent. To the point where Daemon will rage quit and commit suicide by Vhagar.I can see that. All she did in this episode is walk into different rooms and made dumb decision after dumb decision. Imagine being married to that kind of bitch and having to tolerate that and if you try to talk sense to her she'll come at you with "See! I knew that you couldn't serve me as your Queen! You always wanted the throne for yourself!". Fuck that
>>222101377She’s just dedicated to her craft in making Alicent older/fatter and unfuckable. She will return to her Jessica albaesque equilibrium after this shitshow is over.
>>222101511He straight up says that it's because she was a disgusting toad no one would want to fuck....that she wasn't womanly at all....do you even pay attention?
is the whore of dragonstone going to die this season?
>>222101576>>222101647>I'm such a good knight, standing outside my kings room like a cuck while his wife screams and cries in fear as he fucks herWhy are the Cucksguard so cringe?
>>222101793why are all female self-inserts so incompetent
>>222101228That’s what I took away from it as well. They got way deeper problems than Ormund and his provocateurs. That’s a popular uprising gaining momentum.
>>222101788And then she did it anyway which is called rape, dude.
>>222101813>noooooooooo you have to defend le womenlol, fuck 'em
>>222101788>noooooo handsome rich powerful prince, don’t have sex with me; the plain faced washer woman, i hate sex with handsome powerful men
Why doesn’t Rhaenyra release Jaehara? Seems like an easy way to placate Alicent, there’s no reason to hold her
>>222101647Barristan is considered one of the most skilled and noble knights of their time. Tywin pointed out that forcing him out was stupid because Barristan provided added legitimacy to anyone's cause. The only guy to suggest killing him after the Trideny was Roose.
>>222101576>Daenerys has the same eyes. Sometimes when the queen looked at him, he felt as if he were looking at Ashara's daughterand a subhuman in the last thread were saying that dany didn't look like ashara, what a retard
>>222101827Who gives a fuck about her, being part of the cucksguard involves standing outside his door while he plows women like a cuck
>>222101846to be fair is just the eyes.
>>222101850sometimes they get to join in
>>222101835>The only guy to suggest killing him after the Trideny was Roose.Common Bolton W
>>222101410Norf woodsmen raped the girly Hightower scouts and are now in enslaved as bussy bois for superior first men soldiers.
>>222101666Because the show initially made it seem like this:>Otto: shrewd master planner with better foresight than most others>Helena: autistic waifu who likes animals>Alicent: fierce matriarch who despises everything her enemies stand for>Aemond: dangerously capable kid who grew up into a fearsome adult who seeks revenge>Aegon: stubborn and iron-willed, has a wonderful bond with his dragon>Gwayne: a true knight>Cole: a fierce warrior who calls Rhaenyra out for being a liar that uses people>Daeron: the daringBut the show ended up rugpulling the viewers and reversing most of this, or forsaking it for more retarded traits.
>>222101829She'll be waiting to marry her to one of her own boys. I think she has two more, I don't think Joffrey is betrothed to someone in the book but not the show. Once Aemond and Daeron are dead she'd be uniting both factions again.
>Aegon is the king's oldest son, wears the conqueror's crown and wields Blackfyre, lounges on the Iron Throne like it was made for him, rides the most gorgeous dragon the world has ever seen, is chosen by the faith, has the blood of the first of the first men and is married to a dragon dreamerDude is VERY clearly the rightful heir and chosen by destiny. What legitimacy does Rhaenyra even have? That her daddy said it was her turn?
>>222101829Civil wars don't end because the claimant dies. Jaehara is Aegon's heir and the Greens could still rally in her name now that the realm believe that Aegon is dead. Aemond is just the regent King.
This was really cute :)
viserys not raping and impregnating dany before shes sold to drogo was his biggest blunder
>>222101894luv grumpy bronze grandpaluv sweet silver grandma
>>222101826I was being sarcastic. Of course he wanted that monke ass. Cant rape the willing
>>222101902lmao he tried but illyrio cucked him
>>222100616flails are so cool i don't care if they actually suck
>>222101500Well to be fair, Cole and his men are hiding and traveling “off-road.” The Rivermen have the benefit of traveling the roads.
>ACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>222101798At least in the books he quit to be with brown tomboy Nettles, but here she's replaced with Baela or whatever
>>222101914>Of course he wanted that monke assYou don't say "no, please don't" when someone offers you something you really want.
>>222101894Can't wait for these vile creatures to be slain
Can I make the new thread?
>>222101419I could see them giving Alicent Tylands role in supporting Aegon III as hand, To spend the rest of her life making up for being a Rhaenyra bastard hating chud in the beginning even though aegon iii isn’t a bastard. Tyland and true history bros… how are we going to cope?
There's going to be a KINO moment when, next episode or the episode, both Aegon and Aemond are about to die then both their dragons turn up.
>>222101894Best scene. Lovely lizards
>>222101948slut
>>222101894Just realised Driggers (Dragon fans) are basically like those whores who like Pitbulls. >Awww, they're smiling!Kill 'em all!
>>222101984jajajajaja
>>222101933Reminder they're gonna have at least two more seasons worth of fillers until this scene
>>222101487it's this >>222101777 and literally just that Daemon is played by Matt Smith so to all the millenials and zillenials he is eternally the 11th Doctor and to all other normies he is just too charismatic and funny to hate. Cole meanwhile plays all of his actions seriously and the show presents them seriously and scores him as a grim morally questionable guy so the audience takes him and his actions seriously and therefore dislikes him
>>222100616the morningstar was a nice throwback to his first scene. RIP
>>2221019981
So what, no fuckin' Dragonpit?
>>222101914>said no multiple times>she did it anywayhe was raped, bud.
I’m going to make a Summer Islander edition new thread in five minutes
>>222101933>>222101998Reminder that Rhaenerya and Alicent will sail off to Essos to lez out with each other. Rhaenerya being eaten by Sunfire is not going to happen now that the dragon is confirmed dead.
>>222100644hey maybe the death wasn't so bad
>>222102019That would showcase Rhaenyra's incompetence and how dare you even suggest such blasphemy
>>222100644Mid as fuck, also looks ugly as shit in the show
>>222100477season 1 bran is icsh
>>222102019That's going to be the result of Hightower conspiracy
>>222101828It would make sense if she’s crying because she’s preggo or could be preggo and Alicent is forcing her to take the moon tea.
>>222100644Meh.
>>222102049>princess saera does the summer isles
new thread >>222102102>>222102102>>222102102>>222102102>>222102102>>222102102
>>222102019Ormund will make it happen>But my Lord ... the smallfolk love the Dragons, and their Dragon Queen!>It won't be the smallfolk storming the pit.
>>222102087Hightowers are so based for getting all the bloodmagic demons killed
>>222101937Then why did he fuck her and even wanted to flee with her?
>>222101984Yes when I see a male and female lion snuggle up I can think it's cute while simultaneously realizing that they are killing machines.
>>222102037Absolute bullshit. Did he get forcefully penetrated? No? Then it objectively wasnt rape
>>222101984True. But sunfyre is a glorious killing machine.
>>222101777Trips of truth.
>>222102126>Then why did he fuck herShe made him, she's the princes and could easily have him hanged if she told on him to daddy>and even wanted to flee with her?He was coping by thinking he actually mattered to her when she stole his purity (his sacred vows is a symbol of female virginity), rape victims do that all the time.
>>222101777This just basic social awareness. It's no wonder autists don't understand it.
>>222101666>Aegon
>>222101409So fucking stupid to release Dunk before HotD. Just makes the comparison so much worse.
>>222101828>plain facedGay.
>>222101666Some men just want to see the women raped.
>>222101132>>222101157>>222101158How is Cole different between the show and books?
>>222100088Why was she so ridiculously hot in the last episode?
>>222101800That's Rhaenyra. Alicent is supposed to remain beautiful until her death.Also this ugly mutt bitch doesn't look anything like Jessica Alba
>>222102871If you squint they look alike.
