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Since it's a given that GRRM will never finish the books, it presents a quandary for sequel series, as George will veto anything that tries to directly follow up on something he ostensibly hasn't finished.Here's my solution for solving that:A time skip, hundreds or thousands of years into the future. (The exact amount is irrelevant.)We should be seeing a Targaryen in a modern setting, listening to hiphop, driving a Jeep wrangler in Dorne, exploring caves. His hair is dyed brown except for his blonde roots showing.He comes across a dragon egg. It's warm. It cracks.The series starts."X gonna give it to ya" starts playing over a panoramic view of the seven kingdoms and essos and the whole globe, finally revealed.What do you think about this premise?
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>>222104638https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCrfiNsqFbk
>>222104586Come on, don't tease like that. No way they killed the noblest of pure Valyrian negros yet.
>>2221046784chuds will cry "wahhh wamen don't get fantasy and can only think in modern pretenses" and then in the same breath will call Gwayne gay
didnt ormund say he doesnt like ambitious men? why did he praise corlys?
god i wish i was aemond in those scenes with alys im so lonely mummy gf save me
>>222104729grrm's world is full of faggots thoughbeit
>“By all rights, you ought to be in skirts and me in mail.”>Cersei had seen how tight the bonds grew between squires and the knights they served. She did not want Tommen growing close to Loras Tyrell. The Knight of Flowers was no sort of man for any boy to emulate.>Cersei did not intend to squander Tommen's strength playing wet nurse to sparrows, or guarding the wrinkled cunts of a thousand sour septas. Half of them are probably praying for a good raping.>Whilst you snored, I would lick your sons off my face and fingers one by one, all those pale sticky princes. You claimed your rights, my lord, but in the darkness I would eat your heirs.>She imagined how sweet it would be to slam an elbow into Septa Scolera's face and send her careening down the spiral steps. If the gods were good, the wrinkled old cunt might crash into Septa Unella and take her down with her. "It is good to see you smiling again," Scolera said. Why is she such a vile chudette?
>>222104729well ormund thinks hes gay and ormund is the person representing chuds on the show
Honestly I love when she gets this way. But she keeps going back and forth with “my father would want...”
>>222104744this was genuinely hilariousliterally all those episodes with that cuck could have simply never been made they served 0 purpose
>>222104476It's actually not forgotten, the Baratheon uniform that gets sent back to her is an acknowledgement of this>kick the dog and it'll bite your handHand = CorlysKidnapping him is retaliation.It sucks that they made the change from Corlys getting sick of Rhaenyra and switching sides to absolving him and Rhaenyra of it all their wrongdoingz
>>222104744somehow this mexican is supposed to offer up her blackwood poonani to cregan and save so many livesyet she has no lines
Remake the thread you queers.
>>222104744bookfags, is this foid important or did they just want to drive the point home that criston is a pathetic loser who gets killed by a w*man
Reminder that they purposely cut Cole scenes
soon
>>222104745no, just an average woman
>>222104744horse slut
>>222104745seeing her finally act without crying, i realize how much she sucks at acting.
>AHAHAHAH COLE YOU FUCKING IDIOT... THOSE MEN THAT YOU KILLED JUST NOW WERE MERELY DECOY'S.. THEIR FAMILIES WON'T CARE THAT THEY ARE DEAD.. HAHAHAHAH YOU FUCKING IDIOT... GOT YOU GOOD COLE
>be baratheon soldiers>queen says we have to go to our certain death by going to tumbleton and assasinating hightower and his king>nah fuck that im just going back to storm's end lolwhy did they not just do this? The baratheons obviously do not respect Rhanyrea so why would you as their messenger go to your certain death for her?
>>222104789If you don't like it you should have made one yourself. I gave you fair warning >>222104554
>>222103518>>222103579>>222104084Why are blackfags so obsessed with bloodlines and lineages?>>222104689And humiliation, kek.
>>222104745The Baratheons weren't loyal subjects. When Lucerys went to Storms End to make sure that Boros Baratheon honored his oath to Rhaenyra he insulted him and told him to fuck off before Aemond killed him. When she becomes Queen and expects Boros Baratheon to show up in person with an army he sends an envoy who shows up empty handed and with excuses. The Baratheons were playing both sides and should have been branded traitors and executed.
How much more humiliating do you think Ormunds death will be?
Cole deserved a worse death
>>222104790Not really. Tertiary character like there are hundred others in Fire and Blood. She marries Cregan Stark after it's all over
>>222104793they know that rape is the most effective tool to manipulate the audience and if cole was anti-rape that would calm the hate against him from angry foids and simps. they hates this character
>>222104849Good luck rooting them out of Storm's End.
>>222104851Ormund is gonna beg to suck cock and eat shit.
>>222104762So Cersei kept Bobby's balls permanently drained in hopes of avoiding pregnancy... an interesting tactic, to be sure.
>>222104744>commits a war crime in your face
>Skip Promo>Skip Recap>Skip Intro>Skip Episode
>>222104790She has hot lesbian sex with Sabitha Frey
>>222104821>guys you just lay down here, and wait for the enemy to arrive. after that you attack them and while they kill you we are going to surround them. good luck!
>>222104793Who cares? They already made him a nihilistic villain.
>>222104887Cregan probably married her for the opportunity for threesomes
>>222104821>by the time they arrive their ambushing force has already been wiped outReminds me of when I play Total War and completely fuck up
>WHATS YOUR ERRAND BOY???And then he learned his place... wow
So they're just not removing Daeron's hairdye? Or is the implication that that's his natural hair color? Like that's not something that would be common knowledge and would prevent the whole ruse altogether?
>>222104821Victory in war requires sacrifices thoughtever. And those who don't realise that are not worth shit
>>222104744Such a sad scene. A man abused by women his whole life, a victim of rape, killed by another woman after being given No Quarter (warcrime btw). Rhaenyra, Alicent, the granny who killed all those people in the Sept in her girlboss moment, this woman. The misandrist world of ASOIAF is tearjerking.
>>222104879Harren the Black said the same thing and look at how Harrenhal ended up. She has 6 dragons and Aegon fucked up Harrenhal with just 1
>>222104929by all rights Alicent's kids should all have dark hair and brown eyes considering how swarthy Olivia Cooke is
>>222104769I'm a chud and I think Ormund is gay. The chuddiest character is Daemon. All the other men in this show are fags.
>>222104957when are we getting the hot sweaty sex scene where aemond yells out MOMMY right as he cums
>>222104893I have never seen writing this retarded. But yes they did this.
>>222104865>>222104887>>222104916how do you know she's supposed to be alysanne blackwood?
>>222104638Oscar called him Ser Crispin at the end LMAO watch the scene again>>222104884D*rnish aren't people therefore there are no war crimes against themAll fucking Dornishggers must hang
>>222104925Big Bold Jon's aura is immeasurable
>>222104981https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10095223/
>big bold jon>is a short stack fat chub that looks tiny next to the black guy he "arrested"
>There's still people pretending to be team greenhow embarrassing
>>222104996Mysaria's "oh come on" at 0:26 is great
>>222104975Daemon is a fag who loves his wife's sons
>>222104981https://gameofthrones.fandom.com/wiki/Alysanne_Blackwood
>>222104996She deserves to die RIGHT FUCKING NOW. Not next episode. Not the next next episode.
>>222104929>>222104971He's Cole's bastard. It's the real reason Alicent sent him away ~5 seconds after he was born.
>>222104793Greens don't deserve depth and morality
>>222104777anon my bad but, when i talk about 'women' im speaking about Rhaenyra and Alicent (who are the heart of the show and are portrayed as both kind of evil in the book). Youre lumping me in with culture war faggots but i think the shows writing is all around bad at this point not just the feminism (which was there but much more subtle in season 1). Sarah Hess cannot into moral grey areas with women and has stated that she cant fathom why people love Daemon , Aemond and Cole. Also id like to add that a lot of the evil acts lifted from the books that either rhaneyra or Alicent commit are retconned in the show as either them not intentionally commiting said act or the act being tarnished by some male character going too far. Every female character bar the one you mention is whitewashed to the point of having absolutely no agency feeling of self preservation. They all kind of suck post season 1 and any kind of tension felt between the greens and the blacks is just evaporated due to Hess' multiple retarded decisions and changes to each character.
>>222104996Compare this scene with how Aegon cared about that one Shepherds goats. Women can't rule
>>222105063>anon my bad but, when i talk about 'women' im speaking about Rhaenyra
Since they sharted all over Cole's story, they will also undoubtedly do the same with Cregan Stark. Probably make him either a conqueror trying to take the throne for good, or seek independence from KL.They'll make the velaryon bastard nigga (the non dragon riding one) the final hero of the story when he brings Aegon III back and ends the war for good;Screencap this.
>>222104823also why did she take the guy's belt before sending him on a suicide mission? to humiliate him?
>>222104638IT WAS 50 MILLION
>>222105007Their actors are the same height
Does HotD turn shit after Rhaenyra becomes older? I'm trying to give it a chance
>>222104975daemon is more like an abusechad type
>I won't have songs about how brave you died, guy who was mostly doing what Alicent and Otto told him. There's like a hundred or so dead on your account
>>222104744>the smug and poweful woman kills the ''evil'' manI fucking hate this trope so much
>>222104996>thoughts and prayers :)based
>>222104971Same with Viserys III, he has a grey beard and dark eyebrows. It just looks bad on Targs imo, D'Arcy and Matt Smith have light eyebrows and it looks sooo much better than two dark ones. Maekar has both white hair and a white beard, as well as light eyebrows. This shit could've been handled by the make up department, surely
>>222105005>shapero
>>222104978Next week or we riot.
>>222104858True. Cole was such an annoying bitch boy. Imagine being permanently butthurt because a foid who happens to be the princess refuses to give up everything for your magical cock. Bro, she was just "discovering herself." How could anyone be so naive? And the whole "I'm gonna go on a suicide mission to own the highborn" chip on the shoulder aspect of his personality was simply obnoxious. Also, he ate Alicent's pussy without even fucking her afterwards, which is extremely gay. What a loser!
>>222105089In the show she has to look and act feminine but one red carpets she "they/them's" it up to remind people that she's technically fucked in the head and a part of the alphabet people.
>>222105005no wonder Cregan folded so quickly
>>222105100and yet he look small
This may have been the worse episode of hotd that I have seen. Aside from Cole's dumbass finally dying.
>>222105079
Joffrey status? Some say he slumbers waiting for the right moment to strike
>mfw I have to be Queen after fighting a war to be Queen
>>222104929>Have you seen the fan theories that Ormund not only dyed the fake Daeron’s hair blonde, but that he’s actually been dyeing the real Daeron’s hair a Hightower color for years because Ormund hates the Targaryens?>There’s an element to it where it wasn’t explicitly said when we were on set either way. So there’s a world in which that could be happening, but I don’t know.https://variety.com/2026/tv/features/house-of-the-dragon-daeron-assassination-attempt-ormund-1236820311/
>>222105098>>222105139need to pop those in my mouth real quick
>>222105108Why did he kill Bessbury then during the council room coup?
>>222105104It loses what little quality it had immediately after King Andy (ruling Westeros is an uphill struggle) dies.
>>222105089>>222105138shes ugly as hell irlalso how come whenever shes speaking she moves her mouth really weirdly, almost like she moves her jaw backwards, especially when its a "sh" sound
>>222104638>>222104202Sure maybe most of Westeros is racist against Corly’s but not overtly. But there’s different politics motivating that hate than being a black in muttmerica. Like he’s an oddity in all white Westeros and there’s envy because he’s built that wealth by being an excellent seafaring merchant. Perhaps there’s more hate towards him for being part Valyrian than being part summer islander. And when his Velaryon ancestor brought his summer islander wife back to court is important. This is probably the first black person everyone on the continent has seen and she’s probably decked out in jewels and the finest robes. So she’s still an outsider but they are envious that the fairly rich merchant house of ubermensch wanted her so they’re probably curious what this purple eyed dude sees that they can’t maybe some of them see it too or don’t even question his choice because the velaryons have been intertwined with the targ royal family in the past and it his right to do whatever the fuck he wants. Also there’s so few velaryons and other blacks on the continent they’re practically a model minority since they’re associated with a powerful house. Also slavery is outlawed unlike Essos so there’s not more summer islanders or narthi being brought in so they’re not competing with the peasants to survive or having to deal the lords pitting them against each other making them both more easier to control. Whatever way Westeros actually sees Corly’s and his fellow blacks is much more positive than the way Essos sees them. Finally Corly’s bagged a Targ bitch so the Targ court and king probably didn’t care that much about his ancestor being an outsider anymore.
>>222105005It was 500 million. Death to Criston Cole
>>222105145>YOU'RE A SHIT KING AEGON.. CAN I JERK OFF ON YOUR MOM'S FEET NOW????
>>222105149MAEGOR WITH TITS LMAO
the best fighter couldnt see an arrow and use a shield
>>222105159he was making a move
>>222105097>>222104823Rhaenyra didn't send the Baratheon guys to assasinate Ormund and Daeron, the assasins were completely different guys that she hired. She asked for the guy's belt because she gave their clothes to the hired assasins to disguise them as Baratheons. The assassins were not actually Baratheons, the Baratheons probably really did just go back to Storm's End.
>>222104957why was the egg bleeding here?
>>222105182It's a tv show. He left his armor in some forest somewhere because the writers needed him to die by arrows.
>>222105177what happened to the CGI budget, theyre using backgrounds painted by children now?
>Be a huge fan of GRRMs work>actual fan, not a fake fan who just watches the shows, you read the book>audition to play a character you like>GRRM himself picks you >announces you to the world>your talent, enthusiasm and love for the source material is thrown out because the showrunners think they can write a better story than the author
>>222105202ah yeah my bad i missed that. I thought she sent the actual baratheons. Makes more sense but the show really does not convey it very well lol.
>>222105187lmao what move? He was a 80 year old unarmed man
>>222105214the actor who played Barristan was also a bookfag and D&D did him dirty
>>222105238Eurons actor too
Don't care about 'nyra girlboss failing & fumbling Don't care about DaemonDon't care about aemonDDon't care about niggersDon't care about giraffe bitch in the valeDon't care about Hightowers Just want me Aegon storyline Just want me Ulf scenesJust want me Haelena milkersCrispy Kreme Cole's death was acceptable but didn't last long enough Simple as
>Queen Alicent. Ser Criston Cole is dead.>...Who?
>>222105222I forgot young Nyra looked like a downie
>>222104996>even mysaria thinks rhae is retardedits over
>>222104675>They kidnapped him to make him Daeron's hand of the king.That would be completely retarded anon, why would you want your enemy advising you
>>222105212It’s a wall fresco. Probably painted by some Targ art hoe princess and everyone has to pretend it’s good.
Helaena does a Tommen.Aemond will die like a bitch to an old man.Aegon will be poisoned by Alicent.
You now remember Rhaenys. Remember this character? I don't.
>>222105247>what queer names these Springfieldians have!kek
>>222104996>>222105079>>222105145I don't think it's a fair comparison, since Rhaenyra genuinely doesn't have the manpower to even handle the situation. What made me think she's bad at her job a lot more is how completely unable she is to handle the situation in a calm manner. With the other petitioner who complained about the rise in crime she just throws a complete bitchfit whining about her situation and acting extremely defensively. She could've just said she's unable to devote more manpower to handling that problem due to the ongoing war, but she just starts whining about shit that's ten times above that guy's paygrade then acting like he's supposed to give a shit. Legitimacy arguments are for the nobles, tell the common people it's the green's fault that they're murdering their city watchmen. And to top it off she just storms out of the room even though there's clearly tons of petitioners still remaining.
>>222105254>ok but is rhaerhae alright??
>>222105145Best king
>>222104638Loras literally got butchered in the show btw. He was turned into a walking gay stereotype. He’s nothing like this in the books.
>>222105138>she "they/them's"Fucking hell!
>>222105261Corlys is chimping out fiery but peacefully over Rhaerhae not giving him gibsmedats (bastard legitimization) so they'll dangle some keys in front of him and make him turn on the queen
>>222105254>Bugged-eye stare followed by despondent weeping over not getting to kill him herself
>>222105305>The Knight of Flowers>not a walking stereotype
>>222105145I love the little twirl
>>222105333How the hell did Larys get away with calling him a bad king? He should have his fucking tongue for that
>>222105291>since Rhaenyra genuinely doesn't have the manpower to even handle the situation.shouldnt have fucking taken the throne then
>NOO PLEASE DON’T KILL ME! LET ME FIGHT YOU, I’LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING, I’LL RESPECT WOMEN I’LL LICK YOUR CLIT I’LL EAT YOUR SHIT PLEASE DON->*twang*
>>222104674Gay, it should be instead millions of years in the future where the dominant species is evolved dragons and they find valyrian eggs
>>222105319theyll just kill him off and have allen take his place in the story or some shit.
>>222105291yeah i don't think anyone's saying Rhaenyra is lying or telling untrue things, but her manner and overall behavior are so childish and bratty that it makes her seem like she really has zero interest in helping them. Aegon was an idiot but at least he comported himself like a king in front of the smallfolk and politely heard them out
>>222104744I don't understand why this bitch had to shoot Cole from the grass like an EPIC SNIPER. The whole point was that Criston's forces was surrounded with no hope of winning. They could've simply had her standing side by side with the river twink and stark cuck, allowing Cole to say his 3v1 line instead of the changed 2v1 line. And then they could've had the "no songs" line with her being the one to shoot the arrows.Still the exact same outcome, but done better and no change to the book lines.
>>222105214>>222105238>>222105245The lesson here is that bookfags always lose
I literally don't care about any plotline or scene that isn't Aegon and Larys' featuring TylandI felt more emotion when Tyland showed up than in B&C or whatever else boring nontent came up later
>>222105287an epic girlboss gone too soononly mistake was not taking out team green when she had the chanve
>>222105261Because in the books he switches side but the showrunners prefer him to be Rhaenyra's dutiful housenigger but still want him vaguely in the same position as where he was in the books.
I wish Garlan Tyrell was in the show.
>>222105305and renly was supposed to look like a young bobby b, tall muscular and manly. instead hes fruity as fuck
>>222105351He was only King for like a month so not much to judge him on but Aegon is objectively a pretty poor human being in how he treated his servants and bastard children
>>222105364It’s funnier, Cole’s death should make me laugh and it did
>>222105351I think Aegon apprechiated someone finally being open with himits the same reason why he chose Larys's idea instead of Tylands
Will he ever get tortured?
>>222105089fit is kind of sick but what the fuck is up with the clown makeup
>>222105388Wtf I hate my servants and bastard children too.He's literally me
>criston doesn’t get the grovelling pitiful death he deserved, just an exaggerated buildup for 4 episodes followed by a “anyways” cutaway >aegon only gets 5 seconds of screen time despite being the best character AND best actor on the show, still is the best part of the episode>Gwayne teleports out of an active battlefield because… >Gwayne the so far most likeable and morally good green is gay because, just because okay! >Helaena and Allicent have ANOTHER “you lied to me” scene>Allicent and Rhaenyra have ANOTHER 3 SEASONS CONSECUTIVE “omg you’re gonna kill my children because they challenge your claim” scene>Allicent has ANOTHER “I’m gonna kill my children for the better good” scene despite starting the war to protect themWhat the fuck are they doing with this show at this point? Did i miss anything?
>>222105394BasedDornishfags don't deserve honorable endsCan't wait to see how Hugh's dorito nosed bitchwife gets hers
>>222105419>grovelling pitiful deathhe never had one
>>222105405>Will anything ever happen in this show
Not one ale with the lads.
>>222105364Because its an excuse to show a female warrior because girs can do it too! Was this bitch even in the book other than just being some background character? Does she kill cole in the book? I doubt it.
>>222105364they needed another stronk woman character and totally missed the point that cole's death is supposed to be humiliating
>>222105405No and Alicent will become Hand to aegon iii and he gets girl bossed by Joanna back at Casterly rock
>>222105245I know a guy that worked with that actor, I didn't know he was danish too, I was told he loathes the direction the show took but at least his character "got to bang Cersei", as if that was a W. I pity the man.
>>222104957Are we actually going to see Alys nude or a hot sex scene, or is them touching hands and that lame kiss all we're getting?
>>222105245>Pilou refusing to close his eyes so Euron wouldn’t die on screen as a fuck you to D&DThere were some small highlights in season 8
>Beating a dragon rider with very little loyalty to your cause in the middle of the street>What could possibly go wrong?LOL
>>222105419both allen and Gwayne teleport this episode.
Why do they hate Ulf? Poor guy only wants a drink and he's the black's punching bag
>>222105451female nudity was banned after the woke revolution of 2020
>>222105405He’s a Lannister, that’s torture enough.
>>222105427>NOOO YOU CAN’T JUST KILL ME YOU HAVE TO LET ME FIGHT YOU HONORABL-AAAACK!It was pretty bad. At least the bitter little incel died to a woman, the very thing he hates the most.
How much time was supposed to have passed during the last episode?
>>222105467you just know Ulf and Aegon would get along amazingly well
>>222105405banging some std ridden essosi sluts was his torture
>>222105405The time for that is passed. There's 10 episodes left in total, anon. He was supposed to be captured during the fall of KL.
>>222105319Either way they'd have no way of knowing if he's truly loyal to them so making him hand of the king would be fucking retarded, plus they killed half his family already
>>222105403Honestly I would have kicked Aegon harder while he was down and doubled down on telling him how his dragon was dead and what a bitch he was.
>>222105451You'll see Aemonds floppy dick and maybe his butt but that's it
>>222105467What they call "Toxic Masculinity", i.e. not being totally subservient to the girlbosses around you. It's okay when Daemon does it because they're rubbing their cunts to him. It's the same reason they hate Criston (a rape victim).
>>222105462yeah i could see that shit coming the second they introduced ulf. Its so utterly obvious hes going to turn on the blacks.
>>222105291>she just throws a complete bitchfit whining about her situation and acting extremely defensivelyThis makes her relatable to the show's target female audience. The stupid commoners should know better than to bug Kween Nyra with their problems when she's got way more important stuff to worry about. Every woman watching this would completely understand where she's coming from.
>>222105467The writers are just trying to give them some characterization because the book is retarded>Yeah we just have to burn this one last army and the war is over>But what if we betray them?>Oh ok
>>222105481>the very thing he hates the most.Criston was obsessed with Alicent and loved her to his last moment. He literally dies clutching the tissue she gave him.Do you just project your ex-boyfriend onto Criston or something?
>>222105483Ulf and Hugh swap watch every two days, if that’s any metric to go by.
>>222105450Based. I wish I could bang cersei
how does alicent being sent to harrenhall make any sense?why would rhaenyra trust alicent not to run away?why would alicent trust rhaenyra not to kill helaena anyways?
>>222105467Goldcloaks are being murdered in the middle of the street. Daemon almost got stabbed to death just walking around. Ulf could get killed and the Blacks would be down 1 dragon rider.
>>222105333his tongue is way too large
>>222105451we need full frontal nudity and unsimulated sex scenes with porn actor doubles. this is how the showrunners redeem themselves
>>222105527>Goldcloaks are being murdered in the middle of the streetNoone cares about this
>>222105523its every 2 weeks not 2 days
The show is finally portraying Rhaenyra as incompetent, weak, bratty, and unhinged. So why the hell did it spend the first 20 or so episodes making her into female Jon Snow? What's the benefit of that?
Daemons legacy is mad queen dany and Janos slynt
>>222104762Why did GRRM write Cersei as a total edgelord? Her chapters are cringe.
>>222105525You probably could if you offered to kill Margaery for her, she's doesn't seem too picky as long as you make yourself useful to her
>>222105526because the sisterhood anon!
>>222105467Daemon should just explain once the hard work is done over the next month or whatever, the rest of his life is luxury, Ulf pretty dumb he probably doesn't realise that
>>222105481>N-NOOOOO WE'RE NOT AFRAID OF YOU, YOU C-C-COULDNT BEAT US, WE JUST D-DONT THINK Y-YOU DESERVE IT
>>222105204Alys had just birthed them.
>>222105523>>222105560Its its at least two weeks then nobody teleported. Thats a reasonable distance to travel by horse.
>>222104638Anybody else enjoying that Frey woman and Torrhen Manderlys banter on the small council? Targ-shits can't handle the bantz
>>222105567she's fun, I love edgelords
She just killed the biggest chud in westerosSay something nice about her
>>222104851How about Borros?
>>222105607I won't assume her gender when I haven't seen it's genitals. This is Game of Thrones afterall.
>>222105451kek at the artist sprucing up Alys and making her actually hot
>>222105519It's bizarre they keep screaming incel, I don't think they understand the meaning on the word. He fucked both of the leading ladies. He rejected Rhaenyrea because she wanted him to be a boytoy and he wanted something more (after she raped him).
>>222105607Justice for Beesbury.
>>222105607Girl. Boss.YAAAAAASSSS
>>222105607gay as fuck makeupgay as fuck facegay as fuck hairgay as fuck housegay as fuck armorbitch looks inbred, which I guess fits for a blackwood
>>222105467Because he's not servile enough like Hugh. I mean, they've literally given neither of them anything* and they've basically confined them to house arrest. And this is despite the fact they swung the war in the blacks' favor in a huge way.I mean Rhaenyra didn't even pardon Ulf's mates' misdemeanors, they literally expect full obedience in exchange for NOTHING*they claimed the dragons themselves at great personal risk
>>222105607she a cute raccoon girl
>>222105561They're not trying to portray her as incompetent, they want you to sympathize with her and be angry at the greens for fucking things up for her.
>>222105487>>222105497Ulf may be the most innocent of the blacks, the man hasn't done anything wrong and just wants some friends, validation and a drink yet everyone constantly shits on him because of his larger than life attitude God I hope they change it so he survives and gets at least one decent scene with Aegon, fuck the writers for making the best characters have the worst treatment >>222105581Well that's part of the problem isn't it? They just give him a vague and boring task with explaining the bigger picture or his specific role then get mad when he does something slightly unrelated as if he's worse Otto/CristonHe's getting the Edmure treatment, poor guy
>>2221054834 weeks or so, 2 weeks for the assassins to go to Tumbleton and 2 to send back the cloak, but really there isn't any point thinking about timelines, they don't add up, Helaena should be heavily pregnant going by time passed
>>222105089makeup is kind of sick but what the fuck is up with the clown getup
>>222104849>Hey Borros, the Vulture King, he even really exist?
>>222105607she doesn't look like the kike monster she is on most pictures
>>222105607Thick sweaty jewish riverwoman bush on my face
>>222105634Fucking Bee magic
>>222105606Her chapters are just her being delusional and cussing people out in her and fantasizing about their deaths. She adds nothing of value to the actual story.
>>222105527>Daemon almost got stabbed to death just walking around.not your point but he was never in any real danger desu, madman loves using himself as bait
>>222105607She kind of has the chud face, actually
>>222104840>Why are blackfags so obsessed with bloodlines and lineagesIt’s especially funny considering their line fucking ends
>>222105634I am so glad that he is finally dead. What a fucking retard.
>>222105607she looks like she fucks guys from the summer islands
i love this stance. i wish i was born at a time where i could have done this in battlefield, imagine the thrill.
Why is Alysanne the only one with war paint on?
>>222105673No it doesn't They are still around by the time GoT ends.
>>222105666damn I miss the thot patroler
>>222105598Allen says >i saw my father todayimplying that he saw corlys and travelled back to kings landing within a day. I have no idea where the fuck corlys is because im not paying that much attention but my guess is it's more than 1 day's ride from king's landing.
The same tards calling Cole an incel are the same ones who called Henry Cavill an incel
>>222105607
>>222105607Khazar milkers raccoonfu is the cutest girl in the blacks side I hope they put her and Haelena in the same scene in the future
>>222105704No one gives a fuck about Cavill jeet.
>>222105666Then why can't he find the culprits, satan?
>>222105696wait I thought you meant the 'groids lmao>>222105702
>>222105661
What’s the final scene of the show going to be? Aegon 3 ascending the throne with what’s her face as a queen and a bleak zoom out on dead dragons?
>>222105696One sterile guy with an oath of celibacy who builds cabins until he dies of depression
>>222105665her delusions help destroy the Tyrell/Lannister alliance and will later cause her to burn King's Landing with wildfire
>borros waits for all the dragons to die by chasing after some dornish thug as an excuseHe's a chud, but he's smart
>>222105729no idea but not aegon is not going back to kings landing this season
>Alicent storyWhat the fuck are we watching? Next episode she teleports to Harranhal, finds Aemond and..... Tries to kill her own son? What the fuck is this plot point?None is more accursed than a kinslayer, Alicent is going to the deepest of all hells after she murders all of her (male) offspring & grandchildren (male)
>>222105729It will be a flashback of young Rhaenyra and Alicent sitting under that tree
So, uh, why is the episode titled Faceless Men?
>>222105665>She adds nothing of value to the actual story.without her chapters affc would be even more of a slog to read than it already is
>>222105729Probably a sad scene of the surviving lords bowing before a confused and weepy pair of Aegon III and Jahaera
>>222105729it's going to be a TDKR-esque ending with Rhaenyra, Alicent, Mysaria and Daemon all reuniting happily in Essos
>>222105729Is Eggy 3 even in the show? They mentioned Joff last week so maybe it'll be him
>>222105729Rhaenyra and Alicent scissoring in the same Pentoshi bath from S1E1 GoT and eating cake
>>222105692why do they do this with a drawn sword? the sheath specifically has extra protection on the point for this very reason
Did they really have to make him gay?
>>222105742>We kinda forgot.. about making anything happen this seasonare you fucking with me? AGAIN?
>>222104638How did not Nettles get to the throne room to tell Jane Arryn about seeing her sister?Did she fly there? Did none of the people who live in the vale see her on the back of the dragon? Did none of the guards who patrol it see her? None of the nobility or servants?
>>222105687KEK. Fuck Cristin Cole
>>222105747The Hightower soldier said they are the faceless men of the realm who oppose rhaenyra but it makes no sense because they are green soldiers.
>>222105560>>222105598Just popping over for a friendly chat, is he?
>>222105567She wishes she has a penis and Robert drunk rapes her.
>>222105743Her sons are monsters. She has no choice.
>>222105702He's in the kingwood
>>222105735>cregan waits for all the dragons to die and all his rivals to die before going south>he still goes back north
>>222105764Aura farming the beheading
I'm writing a fanfic where Vissy 2 is "reborn"/takes Aegon II's place shortly before the Dance. Rhaenyra and her family mysteriously dies, and now VissAegon must now lead his family, try and prevent the dragons dying while living as Aegon II
>>222105768Tumbleton will be the finale culminating with the two betrayers joining the greens.
>>222105767?
>>222104638Why's that guy so flabby?Is this show any good? Am I supposed to watch it?I hate fantasy.
>>222105767He rightly decided that none of the women in this show are worth enduring just to fuck so he took his chances with the boys.
>>222105754Yes, he's aged down to a toddler though
>>222105767just banter between family. ormund even apologized later
Did he forget his initial reason for leaving kings landing was to support Criston Coles efforts?
>>222105790hes fighting triarchy pirates in the kingswood? Why?
>>222105729Aegon jae marriage, alicent rips up a green dress and the page from that book falls out from season 1 and alicent sobs and then Black screen
>>222104638fag/got/
Isn't Alicent supposed to be Rhaenyra's prisoner and a valuable hostage to keep her sons in line? Why is she being set free IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE
>>222105813Haelena exists though and that Blackwood bitch has huge khazar milkers
Guys, I'm starting to think Tumbleton won't even be in this season... I think these morons genuinely just went with the original s3 script minus 2 episodes to finish up s2. The pacing is so glacial, usually the penultimate episode would have the big battle but none of the previews indicate this.
>>222104923>oh I forgot skirmish mode was of
>>222105808Hugh isn’t turning. Ulf will take the Greens’ offer. Hugh will still feel the need to protect his bitch wife and the two dragons will take each other out.
your grandson Maelor, whatever happened there
>>222105730He can become the new nite king
>>222105767He couldn’t be a good person if he was straight, white, and a scrote.
>>222105819Well at least he didn't betrayed Cole like in the books.>>222105832>Why is she being set freeShe is not anon she is on a mission to kill her son.>>222105844Huge will join the greens when Daemon burn his jeeta wife.
>>222105819His initial reason was his mommy told him too
criston shoulda had more scenes with daemon, the only guy that could match his tuff:DAEMON“Ser Crispin, was it?”COLE“Ser Criston Cole, my prince.”DAEMON“Yes, apologies. I couldn’t recall.”COLE“Perhaps my prince recalls when I knocked him off his horse.”
>>222105729The coronation of Aegon III is going on, while a masked woman is digging through dragon shit. She goes "I found you..." before pulling out a brown skull with a dissolved face on it, she takes off her mask (it's Alicent) and presses her head to the skull, then fade to black
Did Ormund vomit? I remember seeing a leak about him vomiting but I don't recall if it was in the episode
>>222105820The pirates are stranded
>>222105837kek. we're going to get another cliffhanger ending of armies gathering for war
Cole dying to that Zionist reminded me of when they killed that guy in Palestine, the drone strike, and he was still fighting, and they were bragging about it even though it made the terrorist look gallant. I wonder if that's what they were going for when choosing that actress?
>>222105867yeah he blows major chunks
>>222105867He did after they got ambushed by the nuBaratheons
>>222105729my guess is the marriage between Aegon III and Jaehaera
>Gay-wayne
>>222104638PreviousFor discourse continuity and archive coherence:>>222102102>>222102102>>222102102
i want to protect ulf. fuck shitmon ansd rhaerhae
>>222105867yeah after the assassination attempt the smelly men plus jon cut open a guy stomach to groin
>>222105898Oh my God
reminder that this scene happened.
>>222105898GAYNE?
>>222105819he didn't, hence why he kept trying to leave and find Vhagar but he needs time to recover from being shanked and the witch's idea that he should lay low while other dragonriders are scouring for him until Vhagar returns seems like a good plan
>>222105808I can hardly care about this show with nothing happening, yet they will make me wait another 3 years for another season?
>>222105567Her chapters are great, grrm realized what made cat so ubearable and turned it up to 11 but made her the butt of the jokeit was pure genius, turning the worst chapters in the series into the funniest with nothing but self awereness
once the sun has setno candle can replace it
>>222105848They're 100% turning it into a conventional miscarriage (literally no other way around it with how premature the birth would be) and having Helaena kill herself over that. And you just know it's completely reactive to that one GRRM blogpost because otherwise they just made two events (Blood and Cheese, Bitterbridge) completely ruined for no reason at all. Well, except for the reason of absolving Rhaenyra for putting a bounty on a toddler.
>>222105914Did Jon really have to vivisect that guy?
>>222105923Another one for the green rape tally
>>222104744This show, made of women, made by women, and made for women, just can't help itself but be as beta as possible. A sniper is a craven fagit. Only a woman would have thought it was a good idea for a sniper to kill a broken guy surrounded by a thousand enemies. You can just hear the feminine "tee hee" in the writer's room in that scene. What a limp-wristed show this is.
Fun fact:If you watch closely the scene where Hugh assaults his wife, you can see the Green soldier in the background giving him a thumbs up.
>>222105923men bad grrrr >:(
>>222105923rape rape rape rape>but as a backstory, offscreen
>>222105980ngl, I made a few tee-hees myself watching that scene
>>222105923He:>gets a dragon>becomes a knight>gets a new house>fights in battles>works for the royalty>has royal blood himself>still faithful to his wife>sneaks into enemy territory to save herShe:>gets raped>still complains that hes not doing enough for her
>>222105923God this stupid brown bitch can't die soon enough she's insufferable Is there ANYONE at all that likes this character???
>>222105749she literally single handedly saved affc
>>222105945yeah with a valeryian sword's alien cutting edge its easier to just let the gravity do the work than to pull out
>>222105882And Tumbleton is just a stone's throw away from the crownlands too, which is why I don't have a problem with Hugh and Ulf only taking 2 days to get there unlike others ITT. It's true that major characters are jetpacking around (fucking Alicent is already at Harrenhal in the next episode) but the armies are moving at a glacial pace. And the bullshit that a single person would move faster doesn't quite work because I very much doubt Alicent would gallop on her horse from town to town and then switching horses instead of waiting for hers to rest every few stops , which is what she would have needed to do to outrun an army
>>222105923>let me tell you about my rape!hugh should take the #yourpussyyourproblem pill
>>222105607They just absolutely refuse to adhere to the high medieval style clearly described in the books huh
>>222105204Alys just killed the stable boy to protect Aemond.
>>222106017but Hugh should have gone to tumbleton with her and been murdered instead of ascending to literally one of the most powerful people in the Westeros! Dont you get it anon? She was RAPED! RAPED I SAY!
>Hugh the Hammer being physically repulsed and hitting his wife after her admission that she was repeatedly raped I kneel
>Allicent goes to Harrenhal>tries to convince Aemond to leave>Alys intervenes and Aemond refuses to leave>Allicent snaps and tries to kill Alys>Aemond kills Allicent>Alys reveals she has faceless men skinwalker magic too and skinwalks Allicent>'Allicent' in the history books from this point on is actually Alyspost yfw this will happen
>>222105923How tf is this bitch supporting herself and her child without her blacksmith husband
Does Aemond know how to hatch eggs? Or has that tech basically already been lost
>>222106063it's not like hugh forced her to leave king's landing anyways
>>222106006he promised to protect her and failed, she will never look at him the same way again after that. cope incel
>>222106075Their brown mudshark died in S2* anon they literally have one less mouth to feed and thus no reason to have left KL*because of rhaenyras blockade lmao
>>222106025cutest little horne monke
>>222106092She wanted to get raped
>>222106025>oh no, the consequences of my actions
>>222105923Why does everyone want to rape this 3/10 pajeeta
>>222106094>pov Cole saw the LGBT flag pin on your lapel
>>222106092No anon dont you get it? Hugh should have been there for her! He is responsible for her actions anon you dont get it! Women have no agency anon! They are to be treated as children when they see fit but as adults when they also see fit. she was RAPED!
>>222106116Not enough rape this season anyway
>Jon Roxton just teleports halfway across the continent within a single episode and kidnaps the Hand of the Queen who has 0 escort for some reason
>>222106075She's a "seamstress"
>>222105923>>222106006The show undermines itself because it shows her looking up at Vermithor during "Queen's Landing"She literally did all this to herself kek, Hugh probably went looking for her that very same day
>>222106127>More rapes, your grace?
>>222106094Maybe don't ditch your husband to walk dangerous roads alone then
>>222106128Tumbleton isn't that far from King's Landing, I guess it depends exactly where Corlys is hunting pirates
>>222106128No. 46 (Hightower) Commando are canonically real and badass
>>222106126>They are to be treated as childrenthis but unironically, they literally are children anon
this entire show would have been better as an animated series, unironically. They could have done the entire thing with a budget smaller than a single season of this show.
>>222106017Her and the brothel owner are both boring as fuck to watch.
>>222106136a rapestress more like
>>222106094neither will he after she was raped lmao
>>222106025>noo daddy why cant i be a slutbratty monke
I hope they play a laugh track when Daeron’s tent collapses on him and kills him
>>222106025It's a very different thing for a man to stick his dick in random women compared to a woman to carry the child of a random dick she took.
>>222106165>tumbleton is less than 1 day from kings landing.Then why the fuck didnt Rhaenyra just send her army there
>Daeron the Daring>Hasn't done anything daring yet
>>222106198>BennyHilltheme.mp3 as he runs back and forth the camp on fire
>>222106173westerns trannies hate animation and consider it childish
Would rather have more retard Dyana scenes than Hugh's brown familyLike it genuinely disgusts me whenever she's on screen and I think it's the fact I can't tell what ethnicity she's even supposed to be other than mystery meat brownoid
>>222105923>I cheated on my dragonrider husband with my Hightower rapist to reclaim my agency.
>>222106128He did have an escort phone watcher
>>222106173both Daemon and Aemond are pretty much just anime characters already and even have a shounen battle star-crossed enemies thing going on
>>222106173Nobody would have watched if it was animatedLord of the Rings made an animated movie last year and nobody watched it
>>222106204ummm sweaty, abortion tea exists
When you think about it each rape after the first one loses potency, being raped a 10th time is just humdrum daily annoyances
>>222106215She’s waiting for the Rivermen, who are a fortnight away as per the council.
Honestly she's worse than Cersei, even Cersei truly loves her children even if its in her own twisted bipolar way.
>>222105645>they want you to sympathize with herYeah shes a stupid fucking bitch
>>222106198>Is scared of his faggot uncle who pukes after seeing men die(at no point draws a weapon to either defend himself or attack the so called Baratheons btw)KWAB
why does ormund underestimate rhaenyra for being a woman, yet he loves the yellow toad?
>>222106259>2 more weeks
>>222106259why didnt she just ask coryls to go over there and wreck them?
>>222106063She ascended to one of the most raped people in Westeros
>>222106260derp
>>222106260If Cersei was queen dowager not Alicent this war would have been over with the quickness, and you fucking KNOW she would have completely buckbroken Viserys. He was this ugly fat loser, she wore down King Robert, Visy would be wrapped around her finger.
When Alicent arrives at Harranhal and sees that Aemond is being seduced and controlled by Alys, do you think she'll get jealous and try to outseduce her? Maybe we'll get a scene where Aemond has a 3some with them?
>>222106286he is the sea snake not the land snake
>>222106267Yeah but he has aura and daeron doesnt
>>222106289lul
>>222106269Likes fat chicks
>>222106303Yeah Daeron is a huge bitch if he doesn't tell Ormund to fuck off after that desu
>>222106260Cersei is actually well written. Post season 1 Alicent is a retard written by retards.
>>222106215It's exactly like Ormund said, she's a weak woman who doesn't have the stomach to sack the city. It's weird the show is making the sexist right. Daemon is right to want to just burn their enemies and finish the war quickly, Rhaenyra doesn't want to do that because she doesn't want to sacrifice civilians, and Ormund is able to outplay her based on nothing but his hatred of women and believe that they are weak and squeamish, and he is proven right.
How much does olivia cooke weigh?
>>222106025>Daemon: Wanted to marry a former foreign whore>Viserys: Kept breeding his wife until she died. Never gave a fuck about any of his other children other than Rhaenyra. >Alicent: Was fucking the lord commander of the Kingsguard while he grandson was being killed. Let Larys jack off to her feet for information. Had an abortion>Aegon: Raped women and had bastards all a over Kings Landing>Aemond: Went to whore houses to cuddle middle aged women>Gwayne: GayEveryone in this show is grimey. Nobody could judge anyone else without looking like a hypocrite.
>>222106088Only death can pay for life. Daemond and Aemond's deaths will lead to the egg hatching.
>>222106227racism is a sin anon and 'my whole personality is that I am racist in the most over the top angry-at-the-world way possible' stopped being a funny meme a long time ago
>>222104638stop posting gay homo of my GOT
>>222106340About thirty pounds more than she did when the show started.inb4 reeee kilograms
>>222106260Cersei would've metaphorically raped everyone in this shitty story. The Baratheon-era Lannisters actually do things and get shit done which is what almost nobody in this story seems to do.
>>222104799fuck her she ruin spider girl forever
>>222106296Here's hoping Either way it's pretty much confirmed Helaena will die next episode because Rhaenyra can't be left unsupervised for one fucking second without fucking everything up
>>222106340Perfect weight for siting on my face
>>222106348So who was being sacrificed before for the 2 dozen dragons they had
>>222106400All the Targs who failed to claim dragons.
>>222106025I thought having bastards was shameful in this setting for the guys, too. Wasn't that why it's a big deal Jon Snow gets to live in Winterfell?
>>222106400The thousands that the Targs have killed.
>>222106381>because Rhaenyra can't be left unsupervised for one fucking second without fucking everything upWHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DOO ANON?
>>2221064181 hour x 30 minutes episodes and CGI dragons.
>>222106351just dont put brown "people" into white shows and there wont be any racism
>>222106418stupid cgi lizard scenes for tiktok are expensive
>>222106446
>>222106418The open helmets are the most ridiculous part. Can someone inform these retards that they could just use real life helmets with visors you can lift up?
>>222106446I hate these vile creatures so much bros
>>222106418Gotta spend for the stupid dragons
>>222106462need to turn ray tracing on
>>222106418Dunk and Egg shouldn't have cost $6 million per episode. It was a show about a tall guy walking around with a bald kid and shooting the shit while watching jousting bouts. Atleast HOTD has large scale fights and CGI dragons that eat up the budget.
>>222106462This is just Dragon Age: Veilguard
>>222106437>You can just kill Billy no name to hatch an eggWeak
>>222106484>Atleast HOTD has large scale fights
>>222106419Its expected that powerful men have mistresses and bastards but raising them with the trueborn children like Eddard did is considered disrespectful to the wife
>Aemond deserves to die because I raised him to hate Rhaenyras bastards with all the might in his soulWOE IS ME
gwayne is not gayrenly is not gay
>>222106469Wouldn't surprise me if there's a clause in their contracts about face covering helmets
>>222106484the HOTD fights are all absolute dogshit. there hasn't been a single fight better than Blackwater from GOT S2 and that's a fucking 15 year old episode
>>222106267>who pukes after seeing men dieit's because of the smell
>>222106517Cope
IZ ONLY SMELLZ, ORMUNDIZZ NOFFING
>>222106514The Stepstones episode was better imo. The battle of the Gullet wasn't terrible.
>>222106499I really, really hope there are some scenes where Aemond, and especially Aegon get to call her out on what a terrible mother she is and how she basically doomed them from birth. Heleana is sick of her shit at least but I need more, I need someone less autistic to say it to her face.
>>222106517Yeah and I bet he doesn't have a heir because of the smell as well.
>>222106514You're absolutely right, but normies wanked themselves silly over the Battle of the Bastards and Hardhome
>>222106502Ormund is gay howeverSo is Lyonel
>>222106514the battle of the bastards was a better action scene than blackwater ,which i have to admit was still very good when you take in to account the limited budget at the time.
>>222106484Dunk and Egg still needs to recreate Westeros with the armor and the horses and castles etc, this stuff costs a lot
>>222106446CGI dragons that never do anything, literally meaningless to have them in the showNot to mention Cole sucked off some money for his meaningless scenes
>>222106524Drooling mongoloid retard, it's because of animals like you we can't have subtlety writing anymore.
>>222106449GoT has never been an exclusively white show and unlike, for example, Middle Earth which is supposed to like ancient Europe, Westeros is a completely fictional country and it isn't even against the authors own worldview and politics to have a casting choice like this, furthermore the race of the actors has no bearing on randoms like Hugh's wife as it's not relevant to any charateristics of which house/family line they are fromyou are complaining just to complain and would not have cared at all like a decade ago before you were memed into performatively being reactionary and caring about it and being performatively outraged all the time
>>222106538The Gullet was brought down by the pacing in the show (how S2 was cut), bad actors, tranny B story but yeah it was ok
>>222106576Cope Ormund fagHe stood there like a dribbling retard during the fighting and puked like a bitch afterwards
>>222106548>So is LyonelLyonel is not gay. He just enjoys life and lives life to the fullest. He loves to fight, drink and dance to break up the monotony of being a great lord.
>>222106578I too can't wait for the genocide episodes in D&E
>>222106517THIS. ormund just doesnt like the smell of battle hes got no problem with seeing blood and violence, hes a chad
>>222106578Westeros is like 99% white in the books
>>222106592There's nothing wrong with it Lyonel, you can admit it here amongst men
so is Aegon's rise in the next ep or ep 8? so i know when to tune in
>>222106484>Large scale fights >HOTD
>>222106553They have giraffes in the Valea?
>>222106590You're stupider than a monkey, straight up mentally retard territory.I hate that Cole's death brought all those sub 83 IQ monkeys to the general.
>>222106632Lyonel rebels against the throne when Aegons son refuses to marry his daughter. Lyonel has a wife and kids
>>222106578every single non-white character in the show was race swapped. the only canonically brownoid one was cut (good riddance). you cant just do that and then complain when evil chuds bring it up.
>>222106633next season
>>222106612>Chadkek what a puking bitch
>>222106578>Westeros is a completely fictional country>literally the UK & Ireland flipped upside downC'mon nigger seriously?
>>222106578the black/white divide in the original GOT made much more sense though. People from dawn/essos/wherever were black and brown. People from westeros were white. There was no mass transportation in westeros so there would be no mass immigration. So having black and brown people just dotted about westeros in HOTD is jarring, because firstly, it makes no sense geographically in-universe, then it also makes no sense in comparison to GOT where the races did make sense geographically before but suddenly do not in the newer show which is supposed to be set before GOT. It worked in GOT and instinctively made sense because it mirrors our own reality and makes logical sense. You might have not noticed, but your brain did. In HOTD that logic is broken and the shows artifice is revealed as modern sensibilites and politics is shoehorned in to a supposed fantasy medieval world to reflect how MODERN society operates ie mass immigration, ie multiculturalism (which btw was not possible without mass transit)
>>222106558As much as D&E was decent they could have done it for a good deal cheaper with a reduced runtime and had it be a better final story. There's a good number of things they could have sliced out for easy savings.
>>222105258>I forgot young Nyra looked like a downieOne of the few good points if the show is that they cast actors for the Targs who really look inbred.
i thought ormund at least respected otto but it looked like he wanted to shit talk him before he got interrupted
>>222106661He literally LITERALLY doesn't draw a weapon during a knife fight, he's a huge bitch
This show is so bad why are we still here
>>222106557>battle of the bastards was a better action sceneI liked it visually so i'd agree if the way it all played out wasn't so fucking retarded. GRRM wrote Blackwater and it shows
>>222106578you are fucking retardedblacks are on the islands to the southbrowns are in naath and further down essos with the khalasar and other desert peoplesdorne is just tanned people like mediterraneanasians are in the far eastsnow af whites are the first man and andals and targs, rhoynar were a bit more tannedno reason to mix and match
>>222106700>He actually lost his position because of the ratcatchers, Daeron. Of all the things to have a hissy fit over.
>Was bogged 10 years in the Stepstones against Crabfeeder fighting a gorilla warfare >Only won due to dishonorable cowardice of feigning a surrender>WE GUNNA CONQUEROR ESSOS NOW WE GOT MORE DRAGONSWhat a absolute tardo
>>222106700He raised his only son a faggot. Hard to respect a man like that
>>222105287>The suspect of the mass terrorist attack is said to come from "valyrian circles".What did they mean by this?
>>222105287>The Queen Who Never Was...Relevant
>>222106700Otto was a despicable traitor to his realm and his family. His action ruined his family, he royal family, and created so much death and suffering. He had numerous opportunities to avoid all of this.
>>222106704
>>222106731Hiding in a cave and refusing to come out is even more dishonorable cowardice. The minute he stepped out of his cave he died
>>222106681UK & Ireland is full of browns so what is your point?
>>222106767uh no... black is le bad.
>>222106772Concession accepted
>>222106700hobert hightower was pretty condescending towards otto in s1, i bet he and ormund made fun of them as the loser cringe part of the family
>>222106780>Concession accepted>
>>222106731>uses ancient magical prophecy as a justifcation to murder and conquer every dornishman in sight.Daemon is based.
>>222106775his point is that westeros is very much a reflection medieval western europe, it's in the name
>>222106775Was it always?And why were there Asians in KL when Rhaenyra flew down there to take it? I thought nobody from Yi Ti or Leng cared about Westeros
why were the got so much hotter?
>>222106819>
>>222106819D&D casting
>>222106833ACK!
>Story framed ultimately as the conflict that started between two women turned enemies>Now they're besties and one of them is willing to sell out her entire family for the other
>>222106775The first men are based on Anglo-Saxons. The Andals are based on the Normans. The Rhoynar are based on Spaniards.A fantasy setting where races are based on medieval Europe should have blacks and browns. The Valyrians were said to be white skinned, had white hair and purple eyes. This show is race-swapping for DEI purposes
>>222106819>>222106833she was so hot. i need a psycho waifu
>>222106681Westeros is inspired by the British Isles but unlike Middle Earth it isn't supposed to literally be them and isn't actually like them in any meaningful or deep sense; the geography and medieval-British appearance of the setting is all just window dressing. The characters do not act anything like people from medieval Britain, the setting is far more absurdly brutal and anti-chivalry in a way that medieval Britain wasn't in real life and it isn't *about* medieval Britain thematicall or semi-literally or anything, it's just about some other made-up fictional violent world that vaguely resembles it. The races of the people there in-story mostly don't actually matter except in specific cases like the Targaryens and other certain houses. The ethnicity of random smallfolk certainly doesn't matter at all. It has no bearing on anything.
>>222106418How much did they pay you to line up that text?
>>222104744Not sure why they changed it his sister doing the killing, perhaps so we know who she is when Cregan marries her
>another episode of this fucking faceIt's actually getting to the point where I skip her scenes. Why the fuck does she always have this dumb "i'm acting" face on
>>222106843>foid written by foid has 0 loyaltyShocking
>>222106861Shut the fuck up and stop being a disingenuous little nigger.
>>222106861>Lannister>Lancaster 2/10 bait made me replyAt least you gave up and admitted they only have browns because current UK is 80% brown people nowadays but I don't know why you kept writing this wall of text
>>222106861>It has no bearing on anything.... except the plausibility of the worldbuilding
>>222106861if it doesnt matter then just keep them white like how they are in the books. their argument was that they dont want to just look at a bunch of white people... ok then adopt a fantasy story by an african author maybe
stop replying to it
So we all hated last nights episode right>Keep coles death from the book EXCEPT the iconic linekekwon't even get into the restAlys and Aemond was ok tho
People say book Tywyn is retarded but Roose is so fucking stupid.
>>222106774>>222106731hes gonna die at a cave?
>>222106933whats the line
>>222106944>Roose is so fucking stupid.Roose doesn't care, he doesn't have a plan and is just in it for the ride
>>222106944>Damn, my evil bastard killed my awesome trueborn son.>Welp, looks like I'm stuck with him.
>>222106918>their argument was that they dont want to just look at a bunch of white peoplesource on this?>>222106908>At least you gave up and admitted they only have browns because current UK is 80% brown people nowadaysthat was a different anon and I doubt it's actually 80%
>WESTEROS IS WHIIIIIIIITE
>>222105923>>222106006you don't hate women enough. You think you do, but you are wrong
>>222106933They also downplayed the aspect of how sure of himself he was that the most skilled swordsman by changing it to 2vs1 instead of 3vs1Someone genuinely had a chip on their shoulder about this character.
but seriously i imagine for example the alyn baela scene with a 20s white twink like viserys and a hot white slut like margaery but with targ hair and its infinitely better. we got robbed
>>222106963"There will be no more moves for you, Kingmaker, I'm about to get it on.""...Archers! FIRE!!!"
>>222106681this is literally how a child's brain would think, a failure in abstraction
>>222106972factually yes, every single westerosi character is described with european features
Daemon kills 1 guy and diesRoderick kills 2 guys and dies Borros kills 10 guys and dies Greens win this round
Gwayne being gay (or bi) doesn't matter, he just thinks guys are fuck in the way Spartan men do, his character is more than his sexuality, unlike Leanor or Loras. I'm thinking Whent Theory is going to be right after last episode. For two reasons:1) Alys speaking of a new dynasty = 5 eggs = 5 children of Catelyn Tully became the new dynasty (Robb declares it). It's symbolic. They made rhaenyra cut herself like cat in Game of thrones, she was the matriach up that point then the baton passed to Catelyn.2) 99% Haelena visions are about Aemond. All those 'dragon dreams' are about the main dish, avoiding the Doom, going to Westeros, so why all she is being sent centers on Aemond or the shit he causes or is related to him, not Aegon, her husband and King, not Rhae Rhae, not Daeron, AEMOND. Why does she get everything of Aemond? He's also the only uncrown of Viserys' children it makes poetic irony. Ormund is pushing Daeron as King, Haelena and Aegon were Queen Consort and King, Rhaenyra was briefly a ruler. Aemond was the only one who didn't. So it must be his blood that is the chosen one.
>>2221069782vs1 instead of 3vs1Against a child no less lmao... completely missed the point....
>>222105923WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE HER DO, ANON
>>222106993>I'm about to get it on.wtf Waingro was in HOTD?
>>222107015No one gives a shit about that retarded whent meme bro.
I hope in the next thread people discuss how silly Gwayne sounded expositing the assassin attack while hacking away at someone’s neck.
>gwayne is gay>loras is gay>ormund is possibly repressed gayhightowers more like gaytowers lol
DA KAWEEN WHEEL SEE DA PLIGHT OF DA COMMON PEEPALL. I WAS NOTT BORN IN TOO MY POSEEESHANN I EARNED EET.
Alyn is distractingly black and hideous for a guy suposedly Valyrian. And this isn't me being racist. Corlys Vaemond and Laenor looked much better
>>222107062loras is not a gaytower
Gwayne ain't gay Ormund was just calling him a fag in a high IQ manner. You wouldn't get it.
>>222107066How does she die in the book?
>>222107082His mum is literally a gaytower
>>222107082Loras is half gaytower
>>222107093>>222107097the mom side doesn't count
>>222107082half gaytower, hes got the gay genes from his mom
>>222107057You crashin out bud? It will be ok, not everyone can produce the chosen one
>>222107091Whipped to death while doing a walk of shame.
>>222107080Alyn looks like a hood nigga. Addam is really handsome. I'm to believe they are brothers? Because DAMN.
>>222107091You'll definitely find out in the show. No way they cut and change her book death. Nope, it'll be 100% the same.I personally can't wait (I hate women and she gets whipped to death naked in the streets)
>>222106944>whole point of Tywin's character>he's actually a massive hypocrite and not as great as his reputation makes him out to be and dies pathetically as a result of his own personal/familial failings and irrational motivations (hatred of Tyrion)>is remembered and revered as actually being this hyper-competent gigachad badass that is admirable by the audience simply because he was played by Charles Dance and didn't have his lame gold sideburns so had charisma and le cool stoic older man aura buff>even though he is exactly as irrational and scummy in the show tooit's the same reason why everyone loves Daemon despite him being a homicidal incestuous groomer and megalomaniac simply because he's played by Matt Smith
>>222107105Clearly it doesHence Rhaenyra's strong bastards riding dragons
>>222107113Fingers crossed this happens next season
>>222107105The mom side obviously counts, we've all seen Olenna and her son, they didn't get their looks from THEM. It's obviously sexy gaytower.
Rhaenyra is a pathetic "protagonist"
>marry a gaytower>get gay sonsno wonder their influence disappeared by the time of got, nobody wants to risk that
>>222107144She never asked for this!
>>222107144but she's the villain
>>222107144Because she's not supposed to be
>>222107109ayo lil nigga is it true the whent theory came from a random mod? or was that guy memeing?
>>222107157>no wonder their influence disappeared by the time of got,They're as rich as the Lannisters and the Queen is half HightowerI wouldn't say they lost influence. The last Lord Commander before Barristan was a Hightower too
>>222107057>memedon't cry on me when it's canon. Explain me bub, how are all Haelena's visions involving Aemond whether alone or those related to him when he's not singled one.She doesn't have ANY visions of the super important Rhae Rhae. Or Aegon.
Lord Gwayne the Gaped
reminder that the cats in the red keep are Bloodraven
>>222107144Aemond is the protagonist, he's literally going to hatch new dragons and restore Harrenhal to its full glory with slave labour
>>222107193Queen Alicent The Twerked
>>222107190>>222107170is this true?>>222107199everything is bloodrave, he sees everything
>>222107144what would you have her do?!
>>222107199They helped Haelaena try to escape.We must hire Cat-Catchers at once!
i cant get over the fact that daemon blackfyre lost. its so unfair bros
Honestly why did Cheese do ithe had a bright future of Rat Catching under Ottos watchful eye ahead of him..I guess Otto didn't appreciate the rat catchers until they were gone. A lesson we can all learn from.
>>222107190>Explain me bub, how are all Haelena's visions involving AemondCos shes carrying his baby
>>222107201doesnt harrenhal remain a shithole and he dies pathetically to daemon in the sky or something long before any hatchings, arent 3 of those eggs the ones that dany hatch
>>222107170Theory started with F&B and Aemond's and Alys' child. The show (both shows) just changed it from meme cute theory to plausible. The point that the dreamer is literally laser focused on Aemond's every single movement is true. Why would that be the case? Why wouldn't the dreams be about Rhaenyra or her children with Daemon? If all of those are focused specificially on the blood Targayens will contribute to the prince who unites the realm (which hasn't happened yet by the way): from leaving Valyria, to going to Westeros, why it continue with a specific Aemond focus and not Rhaenyra or Daemon?
>>222107253He was just trying to get A HEAD in life!
>>222104638it would be funny if Alicent end up being Aegon 3's regent
>>222107259Aemond is literally awkward as fuck to kiss a woman, make this theory fucking stupid. And she's not chosing who she dreams about, she's getting visions from the gods. Or bloodraven.
>>222105434>>222105440Yes, but my version still has her be the one to shoot the arrows killing him. Still has the girlpower moment, but just done better.
He did nothing wrong his so called allies all let him down
>>222107281>Aemond is literally awkward as fuck to kiss a womanI dunno anon him kissing his mother was pretty tight
>BRING AEGON>THE USURPER>TO ME!this was Rhaenyra 2 episodes ago in the throne room but it struck me as particularly poorly delivered desu. Just awkward.
Aemond literally IS BloodravenOne-Eye, hello?
>>222107253The early bird gets the worm, but the second rat gets the cheese.
>>222107260>arent 3 of those eggs the ones that dany hatchThose are from another clutch.The ones stolen from Rhaena the Black Bride.
>>222107253faceless men
>>222107291Aemond wants to find his dragon and help most likely, but he keeps being bewitched
What am I supposed to be thinking when Alicent is on screen
>>222107296I actually liked it and if you consider it as the ending of season 2, which it was meant to be, it brings the "Aegon's Sobriquet" background plot together
>>222107298There's an anime character in every Targ generation.Aemond.Bloodraven (lasted several)Arya
>>222107319You're supposed to groan and hope the scene ends fast. I liked her when she was for her sons, now shes cringe old bitch
>>222107319how evil men and the patriarchy are for putting her in that positionunironically
>>222107315He truly believed Aemond would arrive with Vhagar and assist them, it was the final straw that broke him I guess.
There's no way every scene with Rhea or whatever that ugly brown nigglet isn't done on purposeThey even put her next to Lady Arryn and the contrast is fucking laughable kek she literally looks like a fent addict
>>222107066>the milk white woman of Lys who dances is now a chink from Yi Ti and she runs a whore houselmao
>>222107319That it takes true friendship to be willing to murder your children.Her and Rhaenyra's relationship is special.
The Anime Villain's one weakness.. a goth baddie..
>>222107319How she's actually a good mommy who didn't do nuffin
NEW
>>222107377You guy keep calling Aemond an anime villain when his arc is that of a typical zero to hero protagonist
>>222107362feels bad man
>>222107377Should have just got Rhea Ripley for the role. Not like that glass-kneed bitch wrestles anymore.
>>222107368ugliest black woman ever in media
>>222107406>burns entire cities because he got dragonmogged
>>222107377>a goth middle-aged scottish hag with a cube head
>>222107372The nickname of 'the white worm' makes zero sense now. As they called her that due to how pale she was. Now they call her it for... no reason lol
>>222107144She doesn't fucking do anything, it's so boring
>>222107412>Rhea Ripleyeww no. keep your musclegirl fetish out of me and Aemond's hag fetish
>>222107406>think he is a master strategist>gets outplayed so hard the blacks get kings landing and destroy the lannister army>seethe so hard cole dies>tricked by a witch>eye raped by his nuncleYeah he is totally the hero protagonist.
>>222107419What "cities" did he burn?
>>222107080Velaryons came to westeros before Targaryens did so it's not impossible I suppose
>Bump limitWHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO???
>>222107291>He did nothing wrongI beg to differ.>Lick your smelly pee stained snatch? Why yes your grace!>Put it in? Oh thank you your grace but serving you is the greatest pleasure!What a cuck.
Reminder that house targeryon is a complete joke filled with jobbers that lost to a hedge knight
Gonna make another LGBTQ edition and not link to the previous thread lol
>>222107443>>tricked by a witchWhy do you guys think he's getting tricked Alys wants her bloodline on the throne and HarrenhalShe's doing her best to work for that reality. In the book she's proudly calling herself Aemond's wife after he's dead
>>222107445
>>222107460Dunk should have died seven times over in that fight. You can’t hold that against Aerion.
>>222107477She just wanted his cum
>>222107468chud's gunna freak..
>>222107483Not a city Seems like a little town
i literally dont care about sharp point. if aemond perosnally raped every single perspon there before burning them i wouldnt care
>>222107504>>222107514ah yes, there's that heroic protagonism
>>222107477>In the book she's proudly calling herself Aemond's wife after he's deadBruh... thanks for the spoilers.
The swordfish remembers….
Reminder that young Griff is a Brightflame pretending to be a Blackfyre pretending to be a Targaryen.
>>222107526Not a spoiler. The show is completely different. Gwayne should he dead by now. We cannot be sure of anything
the bow deaths in this series have been really brutal lol
>>222107522He’s a hero with a lil extra, for flare and bad boy charm
>>222107543Brightflames are Targs.
>>222106006Yes, you will find some of the most accurate women in this series.
>>222107543aerion won, dunk lost
All the best characters in Asoiaf barring Jace have been killed with arrows
Why does Blackfyre have a common tongue name if it's an ancient Targaryen possession Did these fucks speak andalic immediately leaving Valyria and renaming stuff?
>>222107553
>>222107557true
>aemond inside a vaginawhat the fuck did helaena mean by this?
>>222107460Dunk is literally like 8 feet tall
>>222107617He is falling for the carnal tricks of a whore
>>222104674>a song of 1920's>it's just a PG Wodehouse novel with Peakes and Cranes instead of Glossops and WoostersI've always thought that the the Maiden's Day Ball has a Woosterian quality.
>>222107617how did alicent deduce that this was harrenhal
>>222107419The town supported the usurper queen
>>222107658>>222107658>>222107658
>>222107657the building?
>>222107617 It means Aemond will breed the witch
>>222107421She's an alluring MILF.
>>222107670is there a defining feature of the castle there that screams "HARRENHAL"?
>>222107695it looks like its in ruins
>>222107706ah, the only castle in westeros thats in ruins
>>222107675She has warts.On her face.
>>222104821Lmao. Literally no conception of how callous they made their “heroes” look here.
>>222107726yes
>>222107553Gwayne is a combination of most named hightowers, not just gwayne. That's why he's alive. Also he's one of the few characters with working braincells. He's almost like an audience surrogate.
>>222104893I can’t believe they actually wrote this, distributed it to the actors, filmed it, watched it, and at no point did anyone say how retarded it was.
>>222104925So did they kill Corlys or just take him prisoner?
>>222107882didnt look like they killed him
