Mushroom Truth editionPrevious >>222177441
Ashara the whore
Reminder that Ashara Dayne is pvre and not for sexuals and anyone who claims otherwise is a liar
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
You can tell the fanbase is 99.9% men because it's always the underage "woman" is at fault and a whore even though she's barely a teenager. Curiously, the older man who rapes, seduces, takes advantage of a teenager, or pumps and dumps her is never blamed for anything. I fucking hate men
THE RATCATCHERS
why didnt he just kill him
>>222179550even Mushroom would be shocked by Ashara's depravity, he came from a period before Dornish degeneracy entered King's Landing
>>222179568>>222179580>>222179582why is Dorne dominating our threads now?
APOLOGIZE
Apparently I'm not in on the meme. Can someone explain why is everyone calling Ashara a whore? Because she fucked Brandon? that's it ?
>>222179586we hate Rhaegar as well here
>You can tell the fanbase is 99.9% men because it's always the underage "woman" is at fault and a whore even though she's barely a teenager. >Curiously, the older man who rapes, seduces, takes advantage of a teenager, or pumps and dumps her is never blamed for anything. I fucking hate men
>>222179604>Rhaenyra cuckolding her husband with bastard sons and committing treason against her kingly fatherSounds like she'd fit in perfectly with the D*rnish
she was born to play Ashara
>Rhaella was the one raping Aerys>Aerys was the one screaming (high pitch because of CBT)So that's why Kingsguard stopped Jaime. They knew.
>>222179604Even the maester whitewashers who write the histories can’t recover her honour
>>222179609just like the seven kingdoms secretly
>>222179616The (((maesters))) are pushing these lies
>>222179616She was fucking Elia, Brandon, and Patchface for all we know.
>>222179616>Because she fucked Brandon? that's it ?and eliaand the red keep guardsand the stable boysand the horses
Arthur "Ass Sore in the Morning" Dayne.
>>222179633Unironically perfect casting (if she were British)Maybe her clone daughter, after absorbing her father's English accent, can play Ashara one day
>>222179580just look at her. those eyes are so innocent. and her lips are so pure. this alone proves that the play is not canon
Apologize.
Why is it always about rape with you people?
Sex with Alysanne Blackwood
>>222179673DARKSTAR SAVE US
>>222179695Thats just how women are
I dont get children of forest? Did they have parents if not how do or did they multiply?
>>222179696yes! YES!
>>222179699>gets mogged by a little girlDARKXISTERS...
>>222179695Green thread.Green board.
>>222179620Female fans of ASOIAF who self-insert into Dany pmo so much and they're everywhere
>>222179646>blaming western mensure it's not the (((targs)))? you know, the rootless eastern inbred schizos that lost their homeland and have an interest in divide and conquer politics?
>>222179708>Did they have parentsYes, the Parents of the Forest. They;re gone now.
>>222179454Literally no Ned and Ashara enjoyers think that she is Jon's mother.What they, that is we, think is that a doomed love affair playing out to the backdrop of the last days of peace and the sort of merry old England that that Targaryen rule has clearly been idealized as in universe and Ned having to choose between love and duty lends the story a certain pathos that>"oh Brandon pumped and dumped another girl"simply lacks.
>openly trying to seduce and corrupt Ned and Barristan, 2 of the most honorable men in the realm>says duty is nothing, only pleasure>lets Brandon Stark creampie her, who is going to marry Catelyn in a few monthsif she's willing to do this, she probably fucked half the men in harrenhal. She holds nothing sacred
Her chastity.... is INTAAAAAAAAACCCTTTTTT..... ... and she... is pure.
NEEEEEEEEED! SAVE MEEEEEE!
>>222179609read up whats happening in spain
>>222179676british accent is very easy to learn, anon. Just stop pronouncing your r and move your mouth more. Elijah Wood is American by the way.
Reminder that the play is fake and gay.
Five minutes in photo editor.
Rhaegar died saying the more she drank the more she shat
So the entire history of asiaof is summed up by men who couldn't keep it in their pants?
>>222179615The only reason Aerys the Wise didn't build the white marble city or move the wall hundred leagues north was because his bitch wife was making his life miserable. Truly an unexpected plot twist.
>>222179733> What they, that is we, think is that a doomed love affair playing out to the backdrop of the last days of peace and the sort of merry old England that that Targaryen rule has clearly been idealized as in universe and Ned having to choose between love and duty lends the story a certain pathos thatWhat textual evidence is there for literally any of this
>>222179777lol
>>222179733another layer is that Ned has to sacrificed who he loves to marry Cat out of duty, because Lyanna was selfish. Ned and Ashara loving each other has like 3 different thematic levels to itI'm still enjoying memeing her as the dirtiest whore in Westerosi history though
>>222179750based
Getting mommydommed by Visenya
>>222179760
>fuck Asshara in her fat arse
>>222179784Edric Dayne was named after Ned.Barristan remembered Ned and Ashara dancing.that's it.
>>222179797>Ned sacrificed>his sacrifice was having to marry a big titty sex goddess ginger cumslut
small little white boys like Ned and Barristan could never keep a girl like Ashara satisfied
Here's the truth:Ashara found out that Jon was a bastard of Rhaegar and Lyanna Ned, to keep it a secret, killed her amd passed it as a suicide She never gave a fuck about any of the Starks beside just a simple look
>>222179836Keep Ned Stark’s name out of your dirty mouth.
this is ned stark
>>222179847Ned is a pretty plaything for Arthur and Brandon ans Baelish for all I know
>>222179845The truth is that Ashara Dayne was a whore who got knocked up by Brandon Stark
>Robert and ned have a lot of interactions and are shown to be very close. When robert wins the melee ned jumps into his arms.purest relationship in the series, ruined by Targshits and Lyanna
>>222179818Edric tells Arya that his aunt said Eddard and Ashara were in love.
>>222179582>>222179837i want to visit dorne
>>222179837Isn't that the porn actress Stoya
>>222179784Ned DayneThe rumor of there having been an affair between them.Barristan's musings.To be clear I'm not saying this I categorically believe it to be the case, what I am saying is that it makes for a more interesting story. That Brandon was a horndog is already established.
>>222179871Brandon...
>>222179586foids literally believe that no female character has agency in the books. either they are too young (under 25) or they are somehow victims of men and circumstances. chuds believe in female agency
>>222179818>Edric Dayne was named after Ned. Because Ned returned Dawn and Arthur Dayne’s bones
>>222179872>muscled like a maiden's fantasy
The image of the Maiden put on Earth
Was Ashara into BBC?
>>222179901>a hundred menIn a row?
>I want my brother to be tortured for informationhow the fuck did rhaenyra get away with this?
>>222179943Ashara was into cock period
yjk niggers and pajeets are behind the ashara whore shit
>>222179926Is this what passes as humor nowadays?
Unironically see a mix of JConn and MargQualley. Both would do well playing her.
>>222179879No
"Airtight Ashara" is what she was known as
Exactly, tight and chaste as an unpopped cherry
Anyone else like the Ironborn?
Why didn’t she moon tea the fetus?
I just want to remind you Roose Bolton is the biggest retard in westeros eclipsing even Baelon Greyjoy.
>>222179982Yes, YWNBAW
>>222179784>Cat and Cersei both think Ashara is Jon's mother, implying Ned and Ashara did much more than a single dance at Harrenhal for the story to be so widespread>Only time Cat was ever afraid of Ned was when she mentioned Ashara's name and he went into a fury>Harwin a random guard at Winterfell heard the story from his father who was there>ned dayne named after Ned, official story at Starfall is Ned and Ashara fell in love. >Reed kid's story about Harrenhal bothers to mention her when she'd be irrelevant otherwisethen there's the fact that there's logically no reason to let herself get knocked up by someone like Brandon who is getting married in a few months. Unless you go with the route that she's apparently just a dumb whore, expectations subverted
>>222180019I think the Ironborn should be exterminated.
>>222179943>every summer ashara took a vacation on the summer islands with her dornish girlfriends. all she packed for the journey was gallons of moon tea.its not looking good...
Unironically, I wish to take Ashara's virginity. She seems like she would have the tightest, pinkest pussy. All this posting has lowkey made me horny
>3 more days until we see Sunfyre reborn
>>222179926Not funny. Didn't even smirk.
>>222180047why?
SLOP TIME!MORE AI SLOP FOR THE SLOP GOD
>>222180038Not really, his house was doomed because his heir was a grotesque bastard monster so he decided go out with a bang
>>222179832Ned literally goes on a rant about how Winterfell and Catelyn were supposed to be Brandon's and that he never wanted any of it. In another life(where Lyanna isn't a retard) he's chilling in the Stormlands with Bobby living stress free
>>222180065... as a communal fleshlight HAHAHAHA
TAOOBA
>>222180019I think they are cool but mega retarded
>>222180075His house was doomed because he let a grotesque bastard kill his heir and never tried to produce another one.
The Maiden of the Morning!
poor darkstar. his family is a fucking disgrace
Why do you fags get invested into a minor character who is mentioned a handful of times
>>222180074Renlybros...
>>222180106not really just unlucky because other factions have plot armour
>anons trying to cast Ashara Dayne>AI edits>30 year old pictures>washed up actresses>not even BritishThis is why you guys aren't on the casting department for these shows
>>222180143book Renly is a jock and basically Robert but young. Show Renly is just a typical fag.
>>222180074Kek forgot book Mance has that stupid helmet
>>222180038>burns books after reading themRoose doesn't give a fuck about the future of his house, he's just trying to see how much seething he can cause before he dies
>>222180046This is all explained by Ned’s pitstop at Starfall to return Dawn coinciding with Ashara’s suicide and him bringing a baby back>>Only time Cat was ever afraid of Ned was when she mentioned Ashara's name and he went into a furyBecause she was Brandon’s lover
>>222180148you know who else is not even British? Gurm. ASOIAF is an American franchise deal with it
>>222180143one of the worst castings. he should have been a tall gigachad.
Larys trading secrets for feet was probably the most based scene in any GoT show
Young Jennifer Connelly is Ashara Dayne and that is the end that.
>>222180176>he's just trying to see how much seething he can cause before he diesNot much considering every house sided with Stannis and his only supporters are the Freys because we already know what happened to the Kastarks.
>>222180186Yeah that’s why all the actors are American oh wait
>>222180075>>222180108Roose doesn't care that Ramsay is retarded, he will steal his skin anyway.
>>222180193>google actor's height>5'11this is not a manlet
>>222180144No I mean their beliefs and culture are retarded (but cool)>drowning>drinking sea water>obsessing over being glorified bandits>all the nonsense about voting for a king>being against agriculture for no actual reason when its simple utility is beneficial in every way
>>222180143>>222180193>it literally took until AKOTSK before a guy with black hair was cast to play a trueborn BaratheonI hate HBO so much bros
Would Ashara go for a finger in tha bum?
>>222179809ey thass a waman ye're talkin aboot
>>222180225A giant's finger mayhaps.
Bum too tight (pussy too)
>>222180207doesn't change the fact that it's an American franchise. Being shot in Britain didn't turn Star Wars into a British franchise.
>>222180235Yer startin to soon lae wanof em
AI fags please create my Blackfyre Rebellion casting>Henry Cavill as Daemon Blackfyre >Jamie Campbell-Bower as Brynden Rivers >Like Evans as Aegor Rivers
You have three buttons in front of you but can only press one>one kills all Targaryens >one kills all Dornishmen >one kills all the Maesters
>>222180274
>>222180225Honestly, show Euron is better than book Euron.
>>222180279all fucking Valyrians must fucking hang
>>222180280wtf is this gay ass AI gen lmao
>>222180217their beliefs are a little more complicated than that>drowningbaptism>drinking sea waterthey don't, outside some religious ceremonies, because they'd die lol>banditsall westerosi warriors forage, ironborn are just honest about it>voting for a kingit's smart and it works. look at blind inheritance with joffrey, aerys ii and more>being against agriculturethat's a meme, they grow food or they'd all die lol
>>222180279targs
>>222180217>>being against agriculture for no actual reasonaren't their lands barren
>>222180279Kill all MaestersWe have world peace.
>>222179879it says Ashara in the filename
>>222180279kill all dornish. targshits are done for anyways and we need maesters as doctors
>>222180329oh ok mb
>>222179879it's Shelob
>>222180279Killing all maestersTargaryens are almost deadDornish are immortal
>>222180074Book Mance looks retarded
Why has fat man never been canceled for racism despite his highly controversial depiction of Dorne, the Dothraki, and Slaver's Bay
Can you filter posts in a thread? Will you faggots stop making so fucking much noise? It’s not even canon
>We Do Not Sowwhat does that even mean
>>222180182then why the lie at Starfall? They claim Ashara and Ned were in love but he also fucked Wylla for some reason and that's Jon's mom. The Ashara love story bullshit isn't neededAnd what's the rationale for Ashara letting herself get knocked up by Brandon Stark? Her not drinking moon tea because Ned promised to marry her makes much more sense
>>222180279Targs I have no problem with maesters or Dornish because they are enemies of the evil targs
>>222180448>Wylla
>>222179616Ashara tries to fuck Barristan and Ned and successfully bangs Brandon and is apparently in an open lesbian relationship with Elia. Honestly fuck the Dornish. >>222179620What's really funny is that the more chud-coded wing of the fanbase were desperate for Rhaegar to be the one in the wrong wheras apparently for GRRM Rhaegar got bullied into his stupid shit by his wife and Lyanna
>It’s not even canon
Why is nose to nose more lewd than sex?
>>222180448>then why the lie at Starfall? They claim Ashara and Ned were in love but he also fucked Wylla for some reasonHave you considered that they could have just a bunch of gossiping retards who had no clue what they were talking about?
It's not canon.
>>222180485>Why is nose
>>222180077That's some internalised guilt though, Ned does love Cat, he just feels guilty because he thinks he stole Brandon's life by outliving him. Brandon would have also been a much worse husband to Cat than Ned.
>>222180500No kinose scenes like this since season 1
>>222180500She's so much more beautiful than monke it's uneral
>>222180144The only faction that has the level of plot armour that would help the Ironborn is the Dornish. Balon alone is possibly the most retarded person in Westerosi history who isn't actually insane. He could have just allied with Robb who was trying to go independant as well, or at least tried to get Tywin to bribe him to invade the north, instead he does it for free.
>>222180279(((targs)))>>222180290based
>>222180500I want to run a finger along the bridge of her nose.
>>222180485Who nose?
Is there an edit of DUNK that has all the immature jokes (poop, big cock, farts) removed and the flashbacks moved to the start of the show?
The song of ice and fire: I’m going to create a problem and then solve it that way everyone thinks I’m the hero
>>222180279Dornish, definitely. Targs are annoying but the Dornish warping the world around them to not get wiped out is insufferable.
>>222179926laughed at "cope"
>>222180548Is this from season 3?
>>222180554the only joke in DUNK that's really stupid is Raymun getting cucked out of nowhere at the end when he was a bro the entire time, and Duncan clearly knowing what's going on and not doing shit about it
>>222180559git gud shitter
imagine being an ironborn captainyou find an island in the sunset sea, kill all the men and take the women for salt wivessail around the world doing whatever you want, knowing your race is chosen by the Drowned God
Our heroes...
>>222180489then why bother to include any of it if the payoff is>actually Ashara was just a slut and Brandon was a manwhore
>>222180612Just realized that noone has been spamming that food truck bitch for a long time now.feels good
>>222180612why is this tatted up whore forced so much here
>>222180622red herring for Jon's parentage
>>222180599>invincible vs dragons>mystery box letter of doom>impossibly loyal bannermen despite the fact that at least five of their houses were previously kings of large sections of Dorne >smallfolk can wipe out thousands of men at will instead of being there just to die like in every other region>assassinate someone at a peace summit, suffer zero consequences they are pricks
>>222180618That's Jaime in the dress and Cersei with the sword btw.
>>222180659sounds like everyone else sucks
not even trolling but is anal sex (not the homo kind) ever mentioned in the books ever
>>222180444they're not pussy farmer bitches, they raid and pillage.
>>222180692>"I saved you." She kept a good yard between them, ready to run quick as a snake if he made a grab for her.>"Owe you another fucking for that, seems like. Did Yoren pump your cunny, or did he like that tight little ass better?"
>>222180692Ramsay analyzes "Arya"
>>222180715...cunny?
In another timeline the rebellion never happened, Lyanna dies because she is a dumb bitch, Brandon marries the fish, Bobby and Ned say fuck this and go to essos live as sellswords
>>222180697They raid farmers because farmers have better shit and hotter women than them
>>222180730One-eyed Prince Aemond, nineteen, was found in the armory, donning plate and mail for his morning practice in the castle yard. “Is Aegon king,” he asked Ser Willis Fell, “or must we kneel and kiss the old whore’s cunny?”
>in the name of the mother leave that boy be!
>>222180730Cunny. Cunt. Pussy. Vagina.
>>222180780I thought that was 4chan lingo I didn't know it appeared in a respectable novel written by grrm
>>222180777>he needs to be tortured first!
>>222180777Our FVARKING hero.
>>222180750more like Bobby and Jon Arryn throw rewards at Ned to try and keep him>Robert offers him a castle in the Stormlands>Jon Arryn sets him up with a niece and says their kid will be his heir>eventually they agree to joint custody of Ned
>>222180757and they are too weak and pussy to defend their better shit and hotter women. rape and pillage.
>Rhaegar was a hecking blameless angel who did nothing bad if it wasn't for those evil women in his lifeThis is play is fanfiction writen by Jon Connington. Nobody can convince me otherwise.
>>222180857y'all are so mad and cucked right now
>>222180777>blessed Faith tripswho would have expected the Mountain redemption arc and Ashara being the biggest whore in Westeros?
The ironborn words are "we do not sow" but they have sown for most of their existence lmao
>>222180832in another timeline Jon Arryn has a daughter that lives to adulthood, marries Ned and he becomes her consort as lady and lord of the Vale
THE TIDE
>>222180730Arya has old men trying to fuck her or convince her to become a high class prostitute on multiple occasions in the books>ooohhhhh tomboy erotic, needs Faceless Man correction
>>222180837And they dont wonder why the farmer has better shit and hotter women
>>222180917Stop sexualizing fictional children
>>222180917>arya horseface
>>222180917as expected from the master, George R. R. Martin
Just came to a fictional woman. AMA.
>>222180921they know why
>>222180950Was she underage like Arya?
>>222180646?
>>222180935No
>>222180987No. She was tight, pink, beautiful
>>222180936>"You believe this is the only place for you." It was as if he'd heard her thoughts. "You are wrong in that. You would find softer service in the household of some merchant. Or would you sooner be a courtesan, and have songs sung of your beauty? Speak the word, and we will send you to the Black Pearl or the Daughter of the Dusk. You will sleep on rose petals and wear silken skirts that rustle when you walk, and great lords will beggar themselves for your maiden's blood. Or if it is marriage and children you desire, tell me, and we shall find a husband for you. Some honest apprentice boy, a rich old man, a seafarer, whatever you desire.">He cupped her chin, turned her head this way and that, nodded. "A pretty face this time, I think. As pretty as your own."boomer faceless man grooming a 12 year old so he can swap faces and bang her later
bros... they are all laughing at our play everywhere. was it that bad
>>222181028asharabro...
>>222180857>jon connigton was not in the play>because he was writing it... with one hand
>>222181061Was he gooning to Ashara the whole time? Can't blame him, she's one hot slut.
>>222181083he's gay (for rhaegar)
>>222181116You’re gay for Rhaegar!
Why are mushrooms lies taken seriously as a reliable source in universe?
>>222180919why is he so smug bros
>>222181147because he is a retarded meme dwarf
>>222181128no ur gay for rhaegar!
>>222181147kys maesterfag
>>222179616>nooooooooo women can't be judged by their actions! nooooooooo especially not when they wantonly fuck any man who so much as looks at them noooooooo women are innocent angels it's mens fault that some women are whoreslmao
>>222181147You mean to tell me Jace didn't give her cunnilingus? Bullshit
>>222181162Honestly he is too fucking stupid to understand he is retarded. Pretty crazy if you think about it, I wonder if he will die during the tumbleotn or survive.
>>222181147They mostly aren't, Fire and Blood basically prefaces every time Mushroom is cited with "this guy was a lying midget, btw".
>>222181147He's supposed to be the equivalent of Suetonius in that he keeps repeating implausible, salacious stories, though I think at least some of them are reliable (maybe not Rhaenyra being given blowjob lessons with his "alleged enormous member" though)
>>222181016What kind of deranged creep writes this? The girl is not even a teenager (thirteen)...
>>222181183>especially not when they wantonly fuck any man who so much as looksShe only fucked one man though
>>222181192If only there was some sort of source the show is pulling the story from...
Preston Jacobs was right about everything. Kneel.
>rhaegar's inner circle>bisexual Dornish wife>her bisexual Dornish lover friend>schizo child bride who wants to be a man>whent, Dayne, Connington - all fags>"knight of skulls and kisses" - probably another fagthank God Robert saved Westeros from the brown, gay, woke Dornish takeover. They would have made it law that all sons had to be sent to Dorne for Oberyn to molest
>>222181176Bro go check on your dragons I see smoke coming from the pit
Can't wait for that chud Ormund to get his humiliating, poopoo related death.
>>222181225You mean the story they are completely changing every episode? That story?
Barristan Selmy is a horrible judge of character.
>>222181221>noooooo she only fucked one man noooooo that means she's not a slut(even though she's literally a slut) noooooooolmao you're desperate(and autistic)
>>222181176>(((targ)))fag pushing degeneracy every time
>>222181226I kneel.
>>222181241
Why are the Aryn's always led by some crazy cat lady in multiple different eras? Is that like their thing?
>>222180990
>>222181271Time is a flat circle
>>222181271Not once (only time that happened was with a Tully whore)
>>222181227Objection, this is slander towards JonCon, he may be a homosexual, but clearly he isn't part of Rhaegar's inner circle, just a hanger on
Why are there still people talking about house of the dragon? We have real shit to talk about now, that mummers farce was just to hold us over
>>222181256>autistic esl retard STILL doesn't understand how to use Nash memes>>>/pw/You've simply got to study.
>>222181295He is Rhaegar's most trusted advisor and he loves him deeply, too deeply
>>222180832who would Ned even marry if Brandon didn't die>some Vale girl>a Tyrell>Lynesse Hightower>fucking Cersei lmao
>>222181293Wasnt the Lord when Aegon invaded some hag aswell? And also the HotD bitch.
>>222181286sheeit i wish the food truck girl was pretty like auli'i
>pwwhy does it lead to /lgbt/, are they trannies?
>>222181307>he thinks the play countsIt's tangential at best. Georgie put more work into this game than he put into the play.
>>222181308There is only one ESL here and you can stop crying about Chad Stark fucking your oneitis btw
>>222181319>one of jon arryn's nieces>some stormland chick hooked up for him by Robert to keep Ned close>Cersei if Jaime is stuck in the Kingsguard, consort to lady of Casterly Rockworst case would be Rickard forcing him to marry Barbrey Ryswell to clean up Brandon's mess
>>222181322Both were hot mommie>Lord>woman
>>222181319the grey rats would convince Rickard to marry him to a Hightower no doubt
>>222181380Still all have the same vibe. The one even tried to get Aegon to marry her by sending him a Pic and he left her on read.
>marry a Hightower whore>Civil war ensues>marry a Hightower whore>fall into debt>have to sell slaves, get exiled for it>she hooks up with a foreigner anyway Better dead than married to a Hagtower
>>222181435that was just Jorah being a loser. Based Ned has no time for whores
>>222181435i guess that's why (((targs))) usually marry within the tribetoo much trouble to marry goyim that want their homeland back
I wish you good fortune in the threads to come
>>222181355That game is genuinely kino. I kid you not, aside from so-so combat that game has one of the best RPG stories I've ever played.
>>222181435The wierwood net married a Hightower 8000 years ago
>>222181355>>222181468did you side with mors or alester?
>>222181464NOH
>>222181435Jorah failed the shit-test. Eddard passed
>>222181435Mace the Ace is doing fine, seems like a skill issue.
>>222181319A slampig Manderly, the lucky sod.
post your funniest Littlefinger meme
Best character of this season
>>222181495Alester and the bad ending, I thought it was the most apt ending. I genuinely did not expect the twist when it happened it completely took me off guard.
>>222181524shansha i talk weird shanshahaha
>>222181319a second son wouldn't be able to marry anyone important.>Ashara Dayne>Dacey Mormont>Jonelle Cerwyn
>>222181532The only good person since the death of Beesbury.
>>222181319He’d marry a northern girl to make up for Rickard marrying a Tully
>>222181566Brandon*
>>222181539Which twist? It's been years since I played it.
>>222181319He would save himself for Robert's daughter
>>222181435Hightower women are simply inclined by nature to be massive Messalinas.Just look at big Marge, she's half hightower and has had the entirety of Moon boy up her, for all I know.
>>222181532Is this bait? We do NOT support faggots here.
If the targs are meant to mirror bloodlines that interbred, why don't they have more deformed inbred mutants among them
the way Laena Velaryon got buried in the sea in season 1 was pretty comfy desu I wouldn't mind being dead there it's cool, gonna be there a long time after all
>>222181435It’s because Jorah was funding a Hightower lifestyle with the income of Bear Island lmao
>>222181319I can see Robert setting up Ned with a Stormlander heiress so they can hang out all the time.
>>222181532>They’re assassins, my cousin Ormund, sent by Rhaenyra, whom if you recall is our rival in this war, come to murder you, the commander of the army, and Daeron, that brown-haired teen standing in the corner who is the other son of Alicent and whom you declared king just hours ago.I’m glad Gwayne was there to tell me what was happening.
>>222181626They do, they just kill them in the crib
they didnt release any promo stills for this weeks ep??
>>222181635No one forced Lynesse to sell herself to Jeffraeron Epsteinos.
>>222181524OChttps://streamable.com/9kkr3w
>>222181435>Tully women>Lannister women>Hightower womenThe list grows of women whom men would not choose over death
>>222181319Ned being Cersei's consort and tard-wrangler sounds like just the right amount of suffering for him
>>222181532he was until they turned him into a gay goodguy. now hes pure unfiltered reddit
>>222181648Wells tardmund stood there like the tard he is for the whole fight so he needs it spelled out
>>222181781As long as he doesn't go around acting like a faggot I don't care if he's gay.
>>222181757All Dornish womenRyswell womenFrey women
>>222181555did anyone laugh at my funny meme??
why are the Velaryons black in the show? not trying to be racist, just asking
>>222181319Wasn't he supposed to marry Barbrey Dustin and that's why she has a hate boner for him? Brandon took her virginity and Rickon tried to match her with Ned.
>>222181600That Alester helped the big bad kill Mors's family.
I'm ready for some hotd, no homo... what am I supposed to do between now and Monday when I can pirate it? And then just one more episode and we'll have no hotd for two years. Why can't they get their shit together and release a season every year? Shows used to be able to do that, and have 2-3x more episodes. TV show people these days are lazy, entitled and don't even know the meaning of hard work! They should pull themselves up by their bootstraps.
>>222181558>second son>Stark>best friends with Robert>honorary son of Jon ArrynNed's once of the most well connected guys in Westeros, he's worth more than most heirs
the play confirms Aerys thought the prophecy was gay as fuck and was tired of Rhaegar'S schizo ramblingKEK
>>222181857im so happy for ned, he married the one woman who wasnt corrupted and deflowered by brandon
>>222181844the showrunners thought game of thrones was too white
>>222181844Showrunners claimed viewers would be too confused and not be able to tell the Velaryons apart from the Targs if they were all just white people in blonde wigs. Real reason is HBO and this show are run by Jews.
>>222181897She was tongue fucking little fingerprobably got his little finger up her snatch.
>>222181867Oh right on. Yeah that was fucked. I was thinking of the baby or Alester thinking about killing himself.It was a solid story, really felt like a novella.
>>222181890>he's worth more than most heirsNo he isn't lol
>>222181844It wouldn't be obvious that the Strong bastards aren't Laenors so they had to spell it out for the retards in the audience.
>>222181844To promote interracial sex, obviously. If some of the most elitist people in the history of fiction can have ugly mixed mutts, so can you Anon! You must have many mixed babies to save our GDP and way of life.
>>222181842hello?
>>222181844their justification is ltierally "we didnt want to look at just a bunch of white people". westoids are cooked
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE
>>222181988Ser...
>>222179760>stannis channeled his trauma from the sea into mastering itbased
>>222181917he was just a beta orbiter type, she would never have sex with him
>>222179760>the real reason robert hated stannis and spent all his time with ned in the vale is because of patchface freaking him the fuck out
>>222179760>Ned probably had to teach this big baby how to swim
>>222181897>Brandon didnt creampie Cat after destroying little fingerHello Ned
>>222180108Domeric died right before the series begins, like he actually might still be alive in the first book's prologue.
I literally only got into Thrones because I finally saw some people on screen that look like me and they had dragons. Can we chill with the blatant racism please?
>my son was insulted so him stabbing Aemond's eye out was fineRhaenyra is basically a nigger. When you think about it the name Rhaenyra even sounds like one of the ghetto sort of names black women sometimes have. Like Rhaenyra Johnson or Rhaenyra Jones.
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>>222179633>>222179676>>222179770This is Lyanna
>>222182070Rhaenysha
>>222182070J’heriss
>>222182070Alicent went sicko mode for aemond in that moment, and aemond got his revenge eventually.its too bad alicent sucks now
>>222182070>Rhaenyra is basically a nigger.Nah, all the strong boys have the same father.
>>222182070Chat shit get banged
>>222182070Can we please not use hurtful words and respect every race
>>222180692Shagwell wanted to fuck his mum in the ass and Brienne would've been raped in every way including anal if not for Jaime.
>>222182135you're right, I'm sorry anon I forgot that we don't use that word here
>>222182089>>222182070What is wrong with yall? Guaranteed get no pussy.
Don’t say the n word
I grant everyone here an n-word pass, able to be used in perpetuity.
Imagine women being in power. Someone like Rhaenyra could just point at any young male and make him get down right there and lick her unwashed slit. This is why we cant let women have real power. It would cause them to rape us.
>>222181016The entirety of ASOIAF is smart people trying to convince the POV retards with main character syndrome that there is another way and being ignored.
Dont say the B word
benis lol
The Velaryon boys didnt nothing wrong. Fuck this cruel world.
>>222179954Thought this was AI for a second.
I miss vaemond
>>222182057>>222182179Saar! An arranged marriage with your cousin doesn't count as "getting pussy."
>>222182328their "father" shouldn't have been a faggot then
>>222182376I'd be angrier at the black casting of the velaryons if corlys and vaemond weren't bases groids
>>222182288/ourguy/
>>222180618Who's the gigachad beside Tywin? Kevan?
>>222182419How is Corlys based? He is a massive cuck that let hia house get destroyed for a whore Queen.
>>222182070Aaayo muh dawg chill wit da n-word please. We have sensitive indian folx in this thread.
>>222182419liberal
>>222182458>>222182410Do you really think there are no Black people on 4chan?
>>222182419Corlys would be based if ever did anything on the fucking show
>>222180837Ironshits could only ever take over the indefensible disorganized rivercuck lands.
>>222182454Yea he is kind of a cuck. Just runs off to pout every time something doesn't go his way. Wife got killed by a dragon? Boo hoo bitch, you still have a small council meeting to go to.
>>222182458>Viserys I and his children
>>222180444They are too stupid to understand farming and growing food
>>222182490Not anyone who'd ever say:>I literally only got into Thrones because I finally saw some people on screen that look like meGoing to prove me wrong?
There's nothing left to discuss. I propose we leave the general dead until Sunday.
>>222182511Yup lol... next spinoff's Targs.
>>222180683There's really no reason for Dorne to still exist after they killed Rhaenys. F&B even describes just how bad things have gotten for them by the end of the first war, with their lands ravaged by diseases and hunger and people close to revolting.
>>222182706Rhaenys stayed in Dorne because she was sick of Aegon's shit. Who do you think wrote the letter?
>>222179899>Quotes that got run into the ground by redditors who don't understand that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar and George was simply describing through Ned how godlike Robert was in his youth and their gay fanfics are not canonSame for Jon noticing how pretty Satin is.
MAKE NEW THREAD BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
>>222179616I know these tactics...ive seen them before....
>>222182288>ser penis brown>is brownbravo
finna start keeping a pot o' brown on the stove lads
>>222183320mayhaps a turnip or half a capon in it?
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