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STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS
>>222207194
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>>222213651
MY GRANDPARENTS DIED IN THE HOLOCAUST
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>>222213663
lmao
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>>222213663
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>>222213672
Not funny, dozens of Jewish lives were extinguished.
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He comes....
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>
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>>222213651
imagine having a fake meme sword lmao
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>>222213686
The painter was right
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>>222213663
ONE LAND
ONE FOLK
ONE KING
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>>222213708
They fell from an overcrowded train because everyone was so cheap and nobody wanted to pay for a first-class seat. I hope you're happy.
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>>222213724
BROTHEL QUEENS
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wtf i love maesters now
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>>222213724
it would have been much better if aemond was in love with her instead of alicent. alicent is not even a targ
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>>222213724
...i'm not ready Helaena-bros...
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Witch mommy
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>"Show me that contract, Nestoris. I trust none of ((((((them)))))) touched it?"
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>>222213752
>HMMMMM YEAHAAAA
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>>222213752
Cute!
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Stannis' son turned kinda fine
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>>222213736
>overcrowded train
Your grandparents were indians??
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>>222213588
I think this was dumb because he wouldn't have died that quickly from those injuries. The arrow to the head didn't seem to intersect with the brain or brainstem. He just would have been a retard with an arrow sticking all the way through his dumb faggot head.
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>>222213839
Getting hit by an arrow at that speed would be like hitting concrete water
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>>222213839
Concrete hitting you at that speed would be like water hitting an arrow.
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no aemond, dont rape her...
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>>222213685
I love this faggot. If this show pivoted and was just about him, his nephew and the little redhead fag I wouldn't complain.
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>>222213866
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>>222213709
aemond bears the sword, hes a gigachad like daemon blackfyre
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Aemond actually was about to win that battle but then he saw a vision of a three headed dragon which made lose
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SUNDAY: ROUND TWO
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>>222213933
He has a new mommy now.
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>>222214083
How do you make these?
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Aemond is him
Aemond is me
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Your honor, I was having a dragon dream when I crossed the red light and ran over the mother and children.
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Beesbury actually was about to body those kingsguard, but then Bloodraven sent him a vision of the great bee queen.
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>>222213839
The liver hits still kill him
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Jacebros...
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>>222214217
velaryon women, targaryen women, dayne women. why are they like this
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>>222213752
Severe mandibular prognathism.
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>>222214217
The RedTeam guy said some of these are fake. We'll see.
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>>222214217
Which of these trysts will be rape?
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>>222214274
this is the guy who called ser luthor or whoever's death a major character's death, also hes a massive hbo shill
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>>222214303
He's Preston's butt buddy
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>>222214303
still mad about it huh pandaboy?
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>>222214255
Purple eyes realize real lies
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What the hell is the point of the lady of the leaves and her temu Lothlórien?
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>>222214091
>lady of the water
what does that even mean
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>Daeron the Daring
>does nothing
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>>222214473
I bet George has hundreds of pages of lore on her, apparently he’s just been writing lore about quirky obscure characters that show up throughout the series
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>>222214498
Hotd showrunners are fucking hacks and accidentally reused a genderswaped version of Auranne Water's title.
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rhae will cry again in the next episode... why is she like this, i thought she had the spirit of a warrior and a king
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>>222214550
I think he really wanted to include a reference to Lórien but the secret village of smallfolk hidden in the tree canopies just feels so God damn jarring.
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>>222214562
Isn't Aurane's title's Lord of Waters (plural), as a play on Lord of Tides since he's a Crownlands bastard?
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>>222214498
Daemon = Arthur
Dark sister = Excalibur
Aemond = Mordred
Alys = lady of the lake
Isle of faces = Avalon
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>YOU MORON, YOU IDIOT COLE. AHAHAHA I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY KILLED THOSE GUYS. WE WERE MERELY TRICKING YOU. THEIR FAMILIES WON'T EVEN MISS THEM. I CAN'T BELIEVE HE FELL FOR IT.
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We have no number, we are everywhere. There's a King waiting just outside these walls, and until Daeron the Daring takes his rightful place we will not rest. You'll never find us, we're the people of the Seven Kingdoms, we have no sign or sigil, and when you strike us you only drive more to our cause. You can burn us. You can kill us. You'll never make us embrace her.
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>>222214643
>Daemon = Arthur
>Dark sister = Excalibur
That is every man with a Valyrian Steel sword, but especially ARTHUR Dayne and Dawn
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>Lewyn and his tracherous dornishmen tried to switch side mid-battle at the Trident
>They were facing the honor-bound Valemen they didnt want to have anything to do with such vile oriental trachery
>They just slaughtered every single dornishman in the field that day
Based
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>>222214664
>m'lord cant you just attack them without us pretending to be dead and then getting killed? there are like 20 of them.
>"no"
>o-ofc m'lord...
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>>222214643
I always found Mordred cooler than Arthur. Must be why I preferred aemond in fire and blood
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>>222213663
ME DA GOT CRUSHED BY THE TIDE
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>>222214664
>I made a promise to the dead
>which I just made 50 more of which we didn't even capitalize on because we wanted to show up after they all died to aura farm
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>>222214048
> Dark Sissy
Raped and gaped by Daemon the Rogue (the real gigachad like Blackfyre) Aemond is closer to Aemon the Dragoncuck without the moral fagging.
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>>222214643
aemond has blackfyre, he should be arthur
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>>222214699
Not even their lords have any concern for Riverlander lives, they just kill them for sport. The sole exception is Chadmure, the only good Riverlander to ever live.
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>>222214502
he's pretty daring in the bed sheets with Ormund
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>>222214728
Aemond will return blackfyre to Aegon and receive his forgiveness
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>>222214675
The only thing he is wielding is another man's sword in the morning. More like Fagthir GAYNE
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>bang your cousin so hard her cringe brother dies
why should i hate this gigachad again?
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>>222214664
I sure hope all those men who pretended to be dead were wintervolves who wanted to die anyway.
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>I made a promise to the dead that we would build a sept out bones
Huh? Am I having a stroke? What the fuck does that mean
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>>222213663
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poppa bear?
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>>222213724
I want to be trapped behind obscures walls with Helaena
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>>222214836
maybe the guys who died in the offscreen battles or something
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>>222214836
Showriters wanted to prove they could write cooler sentences than Martin and replaced the "No Song for you" speech with thus
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>>222214753
Heh
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is it possible that george is becoming more perverted as he ages...
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>>222213663
Aerys would gift you an ashtray
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>>222214717
Daemon is the actual cuck and took a cheat shot.
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>>222213692
whats up fuckers? im assuming you ain't ever seen a mexican yoshi before?
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>>222214915
F&B has some weird shit, more extreme than the mainline I guess. But we will never know for sure, because Grrm refuses to write anything anymore.
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Now that the dust has settled, what was his fucking problem?
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>>222213971
Him trolling Gwayne was pretty funny
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>>222215466
>Now that the dust has settled
I FUCKING HATE MAGGOTS WHO SAY THAT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>222215466
bad writing
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>>222213971
Same, he's one of the few good things about this season.
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>>222214836
the actor stuttering those lines out was absolute cringe, what the hell is going on in the writer's room lol
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>>222214502
He takes plenty of risks turning his back to Gwayne.
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>Alysanne "Colebane" Blackwood
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>>222214739
>>222215753
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>>222214502
>you see, in the show he's daring because... uhh... because he... uhh... he just is, okay!!!
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>>222215758
...coleBANE?
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>>222214836
>doesn't even get the quote right
Bait
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>fights a civil war to put his wife's sons on the throne
>'inexplicably' his own son ends up on the throne
was it a 4-d chess move?
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>>222215828
5D at least
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we getting sex scene next episode? Bets on nips?
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>>222214915
>>222215414
>F&B has some weird shit
Mushroom's version of events is what George wants to write if he wasn't restrained by morality or good taste.
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>>222215904
fully clothed females looking at fully naked dancing males while kissing. male nips.
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>>222215906
Mushroom is the only real truth, he wasn't a ((maester)) paid to edit history
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>>222215466
He has a point. Second sons often have chip on their shoulder and something to prove.
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>>222215828
After Rhaenyra dies while her Strong sons lived, you can guarantee that Daemon would try to delegitimized them as bastards. He would have started another Dance to keep them of the throne, and probably put himself on it.
Actually had Daemon lived, he would have become king instead of Aegon III, since he's ahead of him in the succession.
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>>222214873
bone sept is a book quote though
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>>222215938
>Daemon is ahead of Aegon III in the succession
How have you come to that conclusion?
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>>222215975
The succession officially goes like this
Viserys -> Aegon II -> Aegon's sons -> Aegon's brothers -> Daemon -> Daemon's sons
This is because women can't inherit unless all other males died out.
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>>222215975
Uncles before sister's sons
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>>222216014
>>222216027
So in this situation, Rhaenyra wins the throne yet still decides to keep the succession system that tried to stop her becoming queen in the first place?
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>only times adult rhaenyra is genuinely happy is when she's with her kids
>every scene where she has an ounce of power she's a diffident lightweight seeking advice from others
should've just broodmaremaxxed 2bh
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>>222216043
Rhaenyra can want whatever she wants, but Daemon can have an excellent argument on ehy he should be king after she dies
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Sex with Alysanne Blackwood
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POPPA BEAR!
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Elia sisters...
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>>222216531
wats an irf?
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I watched the newest episodes with some friends, never watched any got other than the original so I don't know anything aside from what I saw
why is it so blurry
why is everyone so retarded
why are there so many black people
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Who are you most excited to play as in upcoming RTS War Of Westeros?
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>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
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>>222216187
are those nipples edited in?
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>>222216572
no. we have bannerlord.
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>>222216572
what game is this
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>>222216611
I havent played Bannerlord 2 properly since Covid, saw they got a new dlc but it doesnt seem that good. Its just such a slog to start a new game also. Is there some good GoT mod or what? I believe War For Westeros might end up very good especially if we get to play 4 unique campaigns depending on who we choose.
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Home
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>>222216626
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2838950/Game_of_Thrones_War_for_Westeros/
Here you go, it should be out next year. I feel like it will be a decent RTS especially if campaign is made right.
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>>222216658
>I havent played Bannerlord 2 properly since Covid
too busy playing HOMOLORD amirite lel
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>>222214687
AI sloppa
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>>222216658
> Is there some good GoT mod
there is a mod with fucking dragons in it
>saw they got a new dlc but it doesnt seem that good
the low rating is because people are frustrated that the small roleplaying features from warband are still not in bannerlord and they changed the map but the ships feel good.
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>>222213691
No, no, no!
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The plot thickens...
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>>222216705
Whats that? I mostly play Action RPGs especially soulslike ones. Eagerly awaiting mortal shell 2. You can try beta and see how it runs.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/4711740/Mortal_Shell_II__Open_Beta/
Truly a kino game.
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>>222216601
No
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>>222216187
I love her
>>222216683
It is pretty wild GOT never got a good game desu
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>>222216782
>the non canon play is so bad that people who watched it get sick
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Aemond is going to get a witch pregnant.
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>>222213651
One True King
One True God
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I'm still team Green
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>Robert was actually defeated by Rhaegar on the trident, someone sent Rhaegar visions to sabotage him so Robert could win
>Stannis' military victories are incredibly underwhelming, he hasn't had a single impressive one.
>Renly wasn't praying in his tent with Loras, but taking it in the ass (or, perhaps, giving it up the ass). He was also a Tyrell puppet
Baratheon bros ... the biggest FRAUDS?
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>>222217002
is that a bush i see?
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>>222217059
Yep I agree the closest we got is a damn mobileslop gacha game https://store.steampowered.com/app/3183280/Game_of_Thrones_Kingsroad/
Imagine a huge game with both Westeros and Essos and high budget, would have been absolute kino.
You choose your house and start there and make your own adventure kinda of game with many possibilities, gear, romance and much more. Fuck such a missed opportunity.
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>>222217147
Is it not a running theme that Stannis is actually mediocre and constantly one-upped by everyone, but in spite of that he keeps going forward?
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zamn
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>>222217078
Alicent is about to kill her so no!
>stab alys
>aemond: what the hell mom I was going to marry her, now I will have to settle for you!
>alicent: *stabs aemond*
>aemond: ow! frick you *kills alicent*
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Preston's review of the play is basically him calling it "woke" but he can't use that word because he's a "pro-woke" grifter type.
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THE RATCATCHERS
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You now remember this show. She could have played someone in House of Dragon, but prob a bit old now.
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*sip
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>>222216531
>"Fuck the girl on doggystyle, Rhaegar. In the other hole, you know which one. Bareback. She just took a massive load, its the perfect moment. Then once you are finished i will lick clean both"
>"But Elia it will stin_"
>"OBEY ME BETA BOY!"
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>>222213827
>>222213747
I wish we had something with the dynamic world of 2 but the graphics of 3.
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Alicent wargs into Alys, transforming into Alyscent, the Witch Queen of Harrenhal. Together they have a child with Aemond who they prophesize as the ancestor of the Princess that was Promised, Azhor Ashai. This child takes over Harrenhal as the noble family known as Whent, Catlyn's ancestors by her maternal line.

Catlyn produces Aria Stark, the savior of the Long Night, the Night King Killer. Alicent and Alys saved the world through the power of Feminism. It is known.
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>>222217658
This? Backed up by the stage play. This bitch was evil as fuck. Greg the Good did nothing wrong.
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>>222216147
>all Targaryen men have preference over women, regardless of proximity
Isn’t introduced until the reign of Aegon V. Under the succession rules during the Dance the boy who becomes Aegon III would have a better claim because he’s either (i) the heir of the current queen if the blacks win or (ii) the closest living descendant of Viserys I if the greens are victorious. Daemon would either have to coup his own son or, as he’s trying to do in the show at least, have himself anointed king and have a joint rule with Rhaenyra.
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>>222217059
>It is pretty wild GOT never got a good game desu
I remember thinking that the 2012 rpg wasn't bad, decent story but rather clunky. And Genesis was...interesting as an RTS but obviously unfinished and too fiddly
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>>222217674
>as the trial by combat proved not even the poison of the red viper could stop the 7 from enacting justice
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>>222215975
the reasoning for why Aegon III becomes king at the end of the dance is because he's Daemon's heir
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asoiaf is just cursed all around to never be finished in any of its media, even fanmade. The AGOT mod for Crusader Kings 3 has been missing the actual A Clash of King start date for years now.
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I can't believe how far down that show fell, season 1 was so enjoyable, old GoT vibes, now it's just plain boring.
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tomorrow
BEHOLD ME NOW
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>>222217845
The reason it's missing is because they don't know what to do with the White Walkers they've said
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>>222217674
>Backed up by the stage play
>Jewish fanfic nonsense
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>>222217882
THey should just ignore them, they're the weakest part of the story
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>>222217882
When the great collapse comes, which it will, I shall keep an ear constantly open for people who refer to the Others as "white walkers" and immediately murder them. As you were.
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>>222217871
Season 1 was carried pretty hard by Viserys and Otto their actors performance. The story was still very centralized with most action and intrigue happening within the Red Keep.

The second season onward every plotline and character diverts, causing tons of filler episodes with 2-3 big expensive CGI setpieces inbetween to keep the normie viewer engaged.

Mind you the first 4 seasons of GoT barely had any big setpieces outside of the Battle of the Blackwater, most large battles were entirely skipped yet those 4 seasons are still regarded as the highpoint of the series. Compare the small council meetings in 1-4 GoT to the ones in HotD. The quality in writing is staggering:

https://youtu.be/UntLsIbn1tM?si=
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>GODS I WAS STRONG THEN!
>um, acktually he btfoed you and was about to kill you until he had a brainfart
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>>222217882
that's retarded. just don't put them in the mod.
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>>222217970
Watching that you can see the quality slowly drain away
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>>222217970
>The quality in writing is staggering
yeah. GoT mostly uses gurm's lines but there are minimal gurm lines in hotd and they remove them too lmao
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>>222217175
Probably not but one can pretend
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I went back and rewatched S1. The difference betwewn S1 and S3 is like the difference between S1 and S7 AGoT.

Also it drops off massively in charm after the timeskip and the older actresses recasting. Paddy is the best actor and the soul of the show by far and of all the other cast only Tom lights up the screen like he does.

Also it's funny to me how hard they're trying to twist the source material to make it cartoonish morally black-and-white propaganda for modern liberal feminism, yet everything we've seen in the show from the very beginning, and Rhaenyra's entire arc, show women (or at least RhaeRhae) as honorless, self-serving whores that are completely unfit to rule.
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>>222217994
it explains the endless seething and dreams about killing him again and again and again though.
> The king touched her cheek, his fingers brushing across the rough stone as gently as if it were living flesh. “I vowed to kill Rhaegar for what he did to her.”
> “You did,” Ned reminded him.
> “Only once,” Robert said bitterly.
> “In my dreams, I kill him every night,” Robert admitted. “A thousand deaths will still be less than he deserves.”

>“I was always strong… no one could stand before me, no one. How do you fight someone if you can’t hit them?” Confused, the king shook his head. “Rhaegar… Rhaegar won, damn him. I killed him, Ned, I drove the spike right through that black armor into his black heart, and he died at my feet. They made up songs about it. Yet somehow he still won. He has Lyanna now, and I have her.” The king drained his cup.
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Robert didn't love Lyanna as much as he was assmad that some white nigger stole his minge.
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>>222218145
You lack reading comprehension. Contextually, he is saying Rhaegar won because he got the girl (he's in the Hells with her).
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>>222218158
yeah but inserting another meaning is a very gurm thing to do
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>>222218108
more sick than I can describe of this Australian scrubber, frankly
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>>222218158
>>222218167
>the late Walder Frey
Walder thinks Tully is mocking him because he's about to die but he is being mocked for being late to the battle.
he is unaware because he didn't intend to be late.
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>>222218167
that's retarded because the fight had witnesses and songs written about it. If Robert lost then they wouldn't stop singing about how Rhaegar the nigger had a epileptic seizure on the cusp of victory.
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So playcels actually believe that the Targaryens were a misunderstood victim family and the allied rebels never truly defeated them...
Okay
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>>222218145
Rhaegar pays precisely zero rent.
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>>222213588
Why is it so easy to spot redditors and blackfags?
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>>222218175
he was very well aware and absolutely intended to be late because freys have been fence sitters for a while
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The Freys are based. The Tullys and Starks disrespecting their single strongest vassal is moronic and they paid for it.
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>>222218187
You were on the other side of that battle, Mormont?
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>>222218196
Let's start with you
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>>222218175
Yeah, that's always how I read it as well. It's not like anyone is going to correct him and go "actually, it's because we all think you're a snake who was going to betray us if Rhaegar won".
>>222218198
That's all extra material, from Geroge's shitty "everything and everyone for all time have always been the exact same people" worldbuilding. It's why all the prequal slop is, well, slop and only the main books are actually worth reading.
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>>222218196
Because you want to feel like your smarmy virtue signaling makes you "one of the guys", anon.
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>>222218180
would they? and do we know Rhaegar had a seizure instead of spacing out fot a second or two?
>>222218191
poor Robert
>>222218198
nah. he wouldn't understand it the way he does if he was aware.
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>>222218212
I was busy being Lord Commander
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>>222218208
You're the type who'd volunteer for some shit and kiss Walder's slippers while he disparaged you as "Anon Muttonhead" or some such shite.
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>>222218234
it doesn't matter. From everyone's perspective, Rhaegar would be winning then suddenly got the table turned on him. People would never stop singing about how the heroic Robert bolstered by the gods managed to escape a sword at his throat and end Rhaegar the nigger in one move.
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>>222218234
Eh, he made parole and probably isn't "the Fat" any more. Same as Fredegar Bolger now I think of it.
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>>222217147
Stannis btfoing wildlings was pretty impressive but that's just might be Jon's pov bias since he understandably relieved the 11th hour rescue showed up.
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>>222218234
walder absolutely knows that hw intended to send troops when the battle was almost won. he is coping if he thinks otherwise
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>>222218235
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>>222218250
you are the type who would have a nigger fuck your mom and just bring him milk. The Starks broke an oath against the Freys and oathbreakers have no recourse.
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>>222218269
>Same as Fredegar Bolger now I think of it.
ok anon I'll be the patsy and admit ignorance here, please go on
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>>222218224
I'm not the one saying shit like "lmao xD isn't it funny how pathetically the evil chud man died like a rat lmao"
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was he right?
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>>222218282
And you're a real swingin' cat, Merrett. Are you proud everyone's sloshed about in your daughter's troughlike cunt?
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>>222218307
I doubt anyone in the whole 40 years history of this fandom ever theorized Elia was planning to backstab Aerys but got rimmed by big Vale Cock instead.
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>>222218301
you just did tho
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>>222218307
>play is fanfiction
He is right on that
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>>222218274
No it wasn’t. He ambushed the wildlings, mostly civilians, with an actual army. Mance was in peace talks and by the time he got ready to fight the Wildlings had already been overrun.
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>>222218311
ayo lil nigga bring me milk I tryna do yo ma here
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>>222218295
Fredegar "Fatty" Bolger is a friend of Frodo, Meriadoc and Peregrin's. He spends quite a while in the "Lockholes" (==Saruman's prison facility in the Shire) and there drops a lot of weight.
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>>222218274
>>222218330
Stannis cutting through wildlings is about as impressive as creating a tunnel in snow with piss. He is a fraud of a commander who can only win against undisciplined men
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>>222218173
yeah, lovesick
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>>222218357
I will have your apology when Winds comes out and Stannis smashed the Boltons with the night lamp
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>>222218357
Yeah, he’s going to get stomped by Ramsay. It’s clear he’s underestimating him way too much.
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>>222218321
big White Flower Vale cock yo
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>>222218385
The Asha fragment already shows this won’t be true and that Stannis is meeting the Frey army head on.
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>>222218330
>Mance was in peace talks


the Wildlings are at camp, showering Jon with gifts and the songs of their people

Jon smiles, enjoying this valuable cultural experience

a cry is heard in the distance

suddenly, the camera pans to the thundering stampede of a thousand men on horses

we see Stannis driving the men to fight by cracking a flaming whip

"FORM RANKS, YOU DOGS"

in the distance, Wildling women and children are burning, the soundtrack a high screaming wail

"TAKE THE WOMEN FOR OUR THRALLS," Stannis shouts, "FEED THE BABES TO THE FIRES"

"Yes," cries Davos, "R'hllor hungers!"

Jon looks on, his face grief-stricken

"Seven save us," Jon whispers, "he's even making the women and children pay the Iron price!"

after defeating the Wildlings, Stannis meets Jon on top of the Wall

"You're the oathbreaking bastard that killed the Halfhand and copulated with a savage Wildling. You're just like your retarded brother and useless father, a traitor and an oathbreaker. Give me one reason why I shouldn't behead you."

"I'm the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch!" Jon pleas

"Davos come here," Stannis beckons

Davos asks "Your grace?"

Stannis pushes Davos off the Wall.
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>>222218385
>Umber already dead and his head on a spike
>Other people dead or prisoner
Stannis will bet BTFO. He sucks
>When Winds comes out
Lmao
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>>222217349
>Alicent
>Achieving a goal she set out to do.
Pick one, anon.
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Isn't next episode supposed to have Aegon's big moment?
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>>222218485
Reveal that his cock burned off? Yes
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>>222218307
>>222218324
>play is fanfiction
>He is right on that

this, the play is not canon and full of inconsistencies
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>>222218442
Jej
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>>222218388
>Yeah, he’s going to get stomped by Ramsay.
He won't. Ramsay's the character Stannis will give over for burning to people like Clayton Suggs.
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>>222217245
if mysaria looked like that, her scenes wouldn't be so annoying
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>>222218198
That's not true though, during the Dance they jumped right in while the Starks and Arryns tarried
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>>222218515
>during the Dance
lmao 170 years ago? the freys have changed. Forrest and Sabitha were good but around the Ninepenny Kings they fell off
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>>222217654
For 3 you can get the game to be more dynamic with a couple of mod such as "succession crisis" and "more actions for AGOT"
I'd even say it can become pretty chaotic
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>>222218533
Sure Walder may be a dick but it was just a comment that the stereotypes of certain houses change over time
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>>222218564
Except the Boltons, the Boltons have been living in the Evilfort for thousands of years, and their words have always been "may we continue to be evil"
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>>222218307
>2:07:07
No
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>>222218330
>>222218357
>>222218388
Me when i lie. The wildlings lost because they were disorganized savages.
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>>222218564
The stereotype exists for the Song. Hell even Walder's father was said to be of a similar nature, so it has been thr case for atleast several generations
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>>222218592
Again, maybe? Is there enough evidence to make that assumption? Domeric was by all accounts a good and decent lad, and that's with Roose as his father. I suspect they were a normal second tier house (with all the jockeying and scheming that is inherent in such a position) but not comically eeeeeeeeeeevil
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>>222218552
thanks nigga
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>>222218614
>didn't read the posts award
Keep coping Stannis can only win against savages and undisciplined raiders
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>>222218498
>"Melisandre, did you see? This bastard's killed my onion knight!"
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>>222213997
if only he didn't have those retarded slits in his armor that serve no other purpose than make him look like a bee
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>>222218307
I tried to watch it, but only made it until he breaks out in a rant where he claims that it wasn't a feminist move to make the women the protagonists of the play. Because "feminism actually means something different" or whatever. What an insane statement. Even within feminism's own self-portrayal (so not recognizing it as the ideology of female supremacy and man hatred) that would be a typical feminist move: They'd call it "centering the female experience" or "uncovering women's perspectives" or whatever.

Just watch InDeepGeek instead. He actually saw the play in theater and made a 3h video about it. Preston and his butt buddies literally just rant about what IDG told Carmine afterwards. None of those three faggots were there.
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>>222215466
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>>222218442
>"Yes," cries Davos, "R'hllor hungers!"
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>>222218644
>Just watch InDeepGeek instead. He actually saw the play in theater and made a 3h video about it.
Or just don't do that either
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>>222218657
forgor to attach meme
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InDeepGeek, Preston, Carmine Ana everyone who watched it pretty confirms the play reads like a JonCon fanfiction and is largely nonsense with theater spectacle thrown in.

In conclusion, the play is fake and gay.
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who currently has Blackfyre in HotD?
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The Red Keep rats
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>>222218709
Aemond
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>>222218709
Lord Footly
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>>222218703
I thought JonCon is completely absent from the play?
Or do you mean fanfic writen by JonCon?
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>>222218703
Well, if it was Preston and Carmine...
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Quentyn lives.
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>>222218644
>Just watch InDeepGeek instead
i did and he is a massive bootlicker.
But at least he said the play wasn't canon.
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>>222218475
Imagine she switches sides again to save haelae
>aemond you must fly to kings landing and save your sister
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>>222218709
Mushroom
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>>222218735
He was absent because he wrote it, half the characters are made gay because he is self-inserting
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>>222217688
The technicalities of it depend on whether Rhaenyra is considered a monarch in her own right, which basically all of the later history says she wasn’t. Which means that had he lived Daemon would have been next in line after Aegon II since he’d have been the next direct male line descendant of Jaeherys.
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>>222218896
Aegon III would be the next living descendant of Viserys so that's moot anyway
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>>222218832
She will do this!
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the Targs should have erased Dorne from existence after the Rhaenys kerfuffle. These desert niggers would starve immediately if you torch the 2 farms they actually have.
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>>222218969
Not according to George
According to him they can just survive buried under the sun and have respawning armies
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mini Milly (from Fabien's IG)
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>>222218913
The precedent that put Viserys on the throne doesn’t allow the it to pass through a woman to her son if there are living male line relatives. If Rhaenyra isn’t a recognised Queen Regent then Aegon III’s claim to the throne comes through Daemon.
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>>222219047
The precedent was a one time thing. After that, it was regular Andal succession
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the precedent was you have to summon a Great Council to seek consent from the realm before designating your heir. Viserys the stupid nigger didn't do that because he knew Rhaenyra would be beaten like my dick at the vote
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Viserys called all the lords and they upheld Rhaenyra as heir over Daemon. Cope.
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Viserys didn't call shit. Not a close ballot vote.
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>>222219084
>Viserys called all the lords and they upheld Rhaenyra as heir
No, Viserys called all the lords ordering them to swear to Rahenyra, he did NOT call the vassals to a vote he called them to submit
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>>222217946
Upvoted
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Their moment to object was present right there. Yet they didn't. Rhaenyra was taken over Daemon bu everyone.
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>>222219097
Yeah nigger that's what fealty means
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>>222217845
>The AGOT mod for Crusader Kings 3 has been missing the actual A Clash of King start date for years now.
The devs are retarded with the start dates
>No first blackfyre rebellion
>the "dance" start is 20 years before the dance so all kinds of rng bullshit can prevent it from happening
>random gay start dates like defiance of duskendale that only make sense as a challenge run as house darklyn specifically
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>>222219130
>the "dance" start is 20 years before the dance so all kinds of rng bullshit can prevent it from happening
In my own game Daemon lost to Crabfeeder and then some random ironborn adventurer (not my player) took the Throne and the Seven Kingdoms just imploded lmao
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>>222219196
>some random ironborn adventurer (not my player) took the Throne
Holy fucking based... what is dead may never die...
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>>222219069
No it isn’t. Baelon would've became king despite having a weaker claim than Rhaenys without a Great Council because Jaehaerys wanted him to. It was only after he died that a Great Council was called because Alysanne and the Velaryons were pissed. The realm then affirms Jaehaerys’ chosen line, setting the precedent for Viserys to designate Rhaenyra heir.
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>>222219213
I still have the picture of it. She lasted all of 9 years before Targaryen loyalists from Dragonstone and Crackclaw Point killed her ass, but the Iron Throne remained defunct and reduced to the Crownlands.
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>>222219254
Baelon would have become king because Jaehaerys' own ascension involves stepping over his nieces, just like Baelon would have to. It's already a matter of precedence that foids get skipped over.
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>>222219254
The precedent was not that the king can choose, it was that the male line took priority.
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>>222219292
Jaehaerys became king as a claimant as his line was dispossessed. If Aemon lived then his daughter Rhaenys would’ve succeeded him.
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>>222219254
Imagine letting the sons of another House hijack your dynasty just because your daughter married into it.
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>>222219254
>The realm then affirms Jaehaerys’ chosen line, setting the precedent for Viserys to designate Rhaenyra heir.
Do you read what you post?
>the realm affirms
>this sets the precedent the realm doesn't need to affirm!!!!
Are you a bit slow? Thick as castle walls mayhaps?
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>>222219328
Doesn't matter. Precedence set, nigger. They could have put Aerea on the throne at any point after Maegor died and before Jaehaerys' crowning but everyone agreed Jaehaerys should be king instead, and king he was. Rogar actually tried putting Aerea back on the throne at one point but even the faith told him to fuck off.
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>>222219328
He became King before his older sister and if Aemon had lived long enough to father a son then Rhaenys wouldn’t have gotten passed over still.
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Now that the dust has settled, what makes them best house?
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>>222219314
Some Lords believe that the council sets the precedent for male line only succession. But it crucially sets a precedent for the king to choose his heir, which comes back when people want Daemon disinherited. Even after the Green children are born, Rhaenyra is still expected to inherit and is the chosen heir. It isn’t until Viserys dies and the Green council does its thing that Aegon becomes king, unexpectedly.
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>>222219371
*would have
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>>222219381
nothing. despite being the oldest house in the reach they got stepped over for lord paramountcy in favor of some random castle manager. total cucks.
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>>222219381
For me, it's the continual cucking of Ser Jorah Mormont.
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>>222219381
Literally the Alexandria AND Vatican City of Westeros with a mix of Habsburg marriage scheming mixed in
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>>222219386
every single fucking succession kerfuffle after this one involves a great council. The real precedence is you have to seek the consent of the realm before you shake up to the succession line. Viserys II and Aegon V both got the throne over female claimants peacefully by observing this precedence.
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>>222219386
How is Jaehaerys choosing the heir when he’s literally putting it up to a vote?
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>>222219356
It doesn’t. I just explained to you why they don’t.

>>222219358
Aerea was a prisoner of his uncle. The Lords did an uprising against Maegor with Jaehaerys because he was free and a better standard bearer than a toddler.
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>>222219414
Viserys II didn’t become king via a Great Council. And Aerys I’s heir was at one point his niece.

>>222219439
He didn’t do a vote for Baelon. It was because he died and Alyssane and him had a falling out.
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>>222219442
>a better standard bearer than a toddler.
he was a child himself back then you lorelet. Also, lest you forget, Aerea was already the heir to the throne. The realm went out of its way to dispossess the rightful female heir, even after Maegor's death, in favor of a male and forever set the precedence.
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>>222219393
Actually the most cucked person in history
At least Littlefinger is making moves, and has his own simp girl, Jorah just sits on the chair
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>>222219381 (Me)
Posted wrong image btw
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Don’t most of the seven kingdoms have male line priority?
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>>222219509
Aerea was MAEGOR’s heir and her mother was married to Maegor. Jaehaerys was 14, a male, distinct and free from Maegor, and had the backing of Rogar which snowballed into most of the realm. Even after he becomes king, there is controversy over his ascension, and Rhaena is so powerful that she’s ceded Dragonstone.
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>>222219522
The vale is cool but they literally do nothing
I guess its chill and all.
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>>222219550
No, the only seat that does is Winterfell. Rhaenys would’ve been heir under Andal Law.
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>>222219553
>They literally do nothing
That's the point. Just hang around and enjoy, no need to disturb yourself with pointless wars. That's why it's the best kingdom
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>>222219381
>gayne
>alicent
>loras
>possibly daeron and ormund
house gaytower lmao
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>>222219381
there HIGH TOWERS lol
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>>222219381
MechaTower/ICBM
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>hightower
>half of them Targaryens and Tyrells
do cucktower simps really?
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>>222219551
are you going to pretend that if Aerea was a boy, they would disinherit him in favor of his uncle Jaehaerys?
Maegor was killed without a fight. Aerea could have been freed and crowned without any fucking issue but they just skipped over her to crown Jaehaerys instead. She was already in the capital, ready to be crowned at any point, but no one bothered to. No one bothered to, because she's a femoid and no one wanted a femoid on the throne. Everyone went out of their way to set the precedence just so they would never have a femoid ruler again until the nigger Viserys broke it.
>Rhaena is so powerful
no, she begged for it after getting kicked out of fair isles.
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>>222219584
>Anon when the noble family marries around instead of practicing incest
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>>222219643
>anon when there's hardly any people of note in the actual family
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>>222219608
>femoid
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>>222219723
Leyton Hightower is about to ASSRAPE Euron Greysoy in winds
And Breakwind changed the fate of the kingdoms with a simple fart, such is the soft power of house Chadtower
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>>222219742
Leyton is dead lmao a sorceress hs taken his place
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>>222218442
>"Seven save us," Jon whispers, "he's even making the women and children pay the Iron price!"
Always gets me
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>>222219757
Holy Greysoy cope
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>>222219796
Holy Fagtower seethe
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can then next thread be a Blackwood edition?
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Why didn't Bittersteel give Daemon II the sword?
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>>222219863
Sure, here
>>222219888
>>222219888
>>222219888
>>222219888
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>>222219796
based
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>>222219863
t. Bloodraven
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Will TheMico be providing official artwork for the 2027 Calendar?
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>>222219842
my favorite dragonbinder art



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