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BRACKEN NATIONALISM EDITION
Previous >>222213651
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*burp*
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Please can we spare this thread from petty arguments about an undefined inheritance system in a poorly-constructed world written by a subpar sci-fi author with a predilection for writing scenes where teenage girls masturbate?
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Yuri bros. Tomorrow is OUR day!
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>>222219928
If you don't like grrm you can just leave
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>>222219888
Nice trips. I haven't looked at /got/hotd/dunk/ most of this week. Any good memes or WEBMS I missed?
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>>222219955
When a mysaria scene starts you can post this
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>>222219913
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Sex with Alysanne Blackwood
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soon
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>1 ironniger in the whole archipelago knows how to read
>they mock him calling him "Rodrik the reader"
It's like when a nigger with an above 100 iq manages to make a life for himself and they accuse him of "betraying the hood"
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>>222220014
>invents the jet pack
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>>222220038
Or when an Indian leaves the reservation and moves to NYC and gets a good job.
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>>222219888
What are the odds Alicent actually ends up killing Aemond?
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>>222220038
He's a NEEEEERRRRRRDDDDD
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I have been watching the season but barely paying attention
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>>222220082
Alicent is Jacqen Hakar, who has been plotting this assassination for decades. He will take Alys her face and kill Aemond as they're having sex.
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>>222220082
Zero
They would have to be actually genuinely retarded to not have the battle above the gods eye
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Game of Thrones: War for Westeros
1/3
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THE TIDES
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>>222220074
What
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Game of Thrones: War for Westeros
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>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
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>>222220203
Looks like slop
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sex with young Alicent
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Game of Thrones: War for Westeros
3/3
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>>222220196
Indian (Native American) reservations are some of the shittiest places in North America to live, but they are also the only places that can perpetuate Indian languages and culture. If a person leaves the reservation, they are basically turning their back on their heritage.
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>>222220225
Is it "Game of Thrones" for the name recognition that ASOIAF doesn't have or is actually showshit?
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>>222220186
>>222220203
>>222220225
That looks... Pretty good?

Hope they add in CK2/3 marriage schemes, it's a big part of the world
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>>222220138
is this from season 3?
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>>222220186
>>222220203
>>222220225
this is going to be some mobile gachaslop
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>>222220248
Look at the stark house sigil >>222220203
Showslop 100%
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>>222220005
cregan stark the luckiest motherfucker in 131 AC
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What's the IRL name equivalent of Cersei?
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>>222220248
It's heavily inspired by the show. They even recreated Jon Snow
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>>222220353
Circe from greek mythology
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>>222220353
Whore McSlutface
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When searching shit up on Rule34, is the best tag Game_of_Thrones or A_Song_Of_Ice_and_Fire?
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The more he shat, the less he wrote
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He comes
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>>222220436
Is that Benioff in the bg
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>>222220455
both of them are there, you can see the other dabid head
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>>222220353
Tiffany
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>Remember my children you must never trust those FILTHY BASTARD BLACKS that come from that WHORE Rhaenyra they will slaughter you withing moments of coming to the throne
3 seconds post husbands death
>Rhaenyra how violently do you want me to murder my children? I'll do it I'll smash their skulls in in front of my remaining grandchildren your husband didn't kill
Did she go through menopause between s1 and 2?
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>>222220436
George the conqueror, with his big white dragon...
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>>222220519
Yes. Larys told her children are retarded and a burden and she finally listened
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I still maintain that a horny animated adaptation of ASOIAF would be the best path forward for this franchise.
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So who's Earmund again?
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>>222220608
60% of characters are underage
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>>222220638
Out of 10 o algo
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>>222220362
Is he still a manlet?
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>>222220669
no he suddenly had a massive growth spurt at age 30.
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>>222220638
The Mushoku Tensei of western fantasy.
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THE RATCATCHERS
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>>222220714
I hope Otto is in the seven heavens laughing his ass off at Rhaenyra’s incompetence
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I just skimmed the threads from Wednesday til now. /dunk/ was better than this shit.
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>>222219888
>wins the Iron Throne easily
poor Stannis, Norwood reaper also killed his chances at being king
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>>222220833
Dunk is better show in general imo.
The only problem with Dunk for me its not as broad as GoT or HoTD with many actors and locations, but maybe they will add more of that shit in season 2.
I rate them like this despite a shitty last season of GoT
GoT-----Dunk------------HoTD
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>>222220186
Will this have a special rape mechanic for the Hightower faction?
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>>222220628
I wish I had a gf to watch asoiafsloppa with....
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>Ours is the Fraudy
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30 year anniversary of AGOT's release today, sources saying GRRM is announcing a duel release of Winds and Dream of Spring today. Trust the plan
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>>222220961
Watching with my wife. As i see she is cheering for blacks mostly and she doesn't even know where allegiance lies for half of the characters.
I like greens most myself
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>Hightower could have become the sole Dragon riding house if Rhaena's dragon lived to have eggs
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Fuck Harrenhal
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>>222219888
Bracken tits
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>>222221082
>THEY HIT THE PENTAGON
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>>222221098
She can bracket my dick any day
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TYRELLS ARE UPJUMPED STEWARDS

REACH TO THE HIGHTOWERS NOOWWWWWWWWWWW
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>>222221082
>I want you to paint Castle Gormenghast and then strip away all sense of atmosphere
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>>222221098
Can some lore expert tell me if they have invented the oily titjob in Westeros?
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>>222221179
Honestly both seats are awesome
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>>222221204
Tyrells are just squatting there. Dany will kill them all in the books, thankfully.
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>>222221190
They have. However they substitute oil with hog lard
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i'll handle the kings guard
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>>222221179
About that....
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>>222221216
There's no way, realistically

Too many of them
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>>222221204
>Here's your Highgarden bro
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>>222221179
The angles of that tower are all over the place.
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>>222221190
Blackwood women invented the titjob in 85 BC
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>>222221230
This dude Bronn better marry a Hightower chick, and quick. And basically let her rule. Or he's getting murdered
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>>222221219
Cooorrrr, makes it hotter in a way, very primal.
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>>222221098
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>>222221241
This chick must have Justman heritage to justify those Bracken mares on her chest
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>>222221243
>marry a Hightower chick
No quicker to put lose your dignity and gold
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>>222221237
Did ancient/medieval armies really do retarded stuttering half-steps on the march?
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What are Arthur Dayne’s feats?
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>>222221237
Genuinely amazing that in the entirety of Europe they couldn't find a castle near some farmlands
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>>222221262
Mace the Ace is alright. Skill issue.
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>>222221262
Maybe if you're a Northman bum and cuck
Bronn is a rich rogue
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>>222221230
>currently at Stokeworth, critical location for taking King's Landing
>Tyrells hated by Lannisters and fAegon
realistically he could end of running Highgarden if he helps fAegon and then marries Randyll Tarly's daughter
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>>222220186
>knights in red cloaks kill archers with white bows
Redgrass Field: the Good Ending?
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>>222220138
Hunternyra ?
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>>222219928
Wherever I am I must also pontificate on politics.
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>>222221291
Why wouldn’t Highgarden go to one of the friends in the Reach
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>>222221272
>gullible man
Figures
>>222221276
The only way he can come out on top of that situation is if he Falyses the remaining family members to become Lord of Oldtown
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They took this from us
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Jonos Bracken about Hoster Blackwood
>A weakling, this one. Water for blood. Never mind how tall he is, any one of my girls could snap him like a rotten twig.
Blackwood boys are built to be bullied by Bracken girls.
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>>222221241
>this field was promised to me 3000 years ago by a tree and shit
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>>222221260
Other way round, isn't Justman founded by both Blackwood and Bracken blood?
No wonder these Blackwood bazongas end up in their right place
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>>222221303
Bronn is Lord of Highgarden.

He doesn't need Oldtown.

Tyrells are also more easy to replace than Hightowers
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>>222221322
She had anal with Daario btw.
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Aemond is going to get a witch pregnant!
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>>222221241
Every time I see that thumbnail, I think it's Xev for a split second.
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>>222221302
Tarly is a friend in the reach and his wife is a Florent. Bronn opening the gates to King's Landing would require a big reward. Bronn marries Tarly's daughter and takes the Gardner or Florent name
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>>222221322
WHERE IS THE BREAST
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>>222220225
>>222220203
>>222220186
looks like a battle for middle earth mod, And That Is A Good Thing(tm)
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>>222221340
Blackwoods have Canonically tiny tits. As seen by The Unworthy's mistresses.
>>222221328
As this guy says too they're built long and lanky
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>>222221328
>least feminine bracken
bracken bussy is made for Blackwood cock
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Who bit Alys? Was it Aemond?
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>>222221389
Least homosexual Blackwoodfag.
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>>222221389
Blackwoods need to stop using narratival powers to bully the Brackens
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I miss aegons kids so much bros. I don’t get why I’m so fixated on them out of all the characters.
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>>222221415
Why are you guys fixated on this bong
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>>222221398
"male" brackens are so feminine raping them is like raping a woman
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>>222221431
I like Aemond's witch mommy.
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>>222221370
The only child of Randyll's that scruffy creature can marry is Sam.
Him he can have.
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>>222220014
two more episodes and he hasn't done shit besides teleporting
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>>222221431
she cute
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>Blackwood thinking about Bracken cock
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>>222221415
I love bodices
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>>222221370
Why would Randall Tarly marry his daughter to an upstart sellsword when he sent his fat son to the Night’s Watch because he thought him disreputable? Janos Slynt prevented a coup against Joffrey and look what happened to him.
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https://www.westeros.org/Citadel/SSM/Entry/1467
>If you are going to include the Great Bastards in a group shot, Daemon and Bittersteel should both be taller and more imposing than Bloodraven, the scrawny one of the lot.
Blackwoods? Midgets or twinks.
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>>222221455
>bracken cock
gash wound m'fraid

>>222221402
bracken femboys should get bullied by Blackwood boys
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>forced Blackwood/Bracken posting in the thread
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Which town would you live in if you could choose any?

I think Braavos for me. No wars and pretty rich, I would marry there and travel to Westeros just to converse with all plebs.
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>>222221234
There will be a Great Council, the "Free Stuff for Aegon" council where all the people who George decided have been secretly aiding Aegon behind the scenes are going to "elect" him as King. ALL the Lords of the realm will be in attendance. Maybe in KL, maybe Harrenhal. She will swoop in and kill them all.
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>>222221488
Daemon is buff but lithe. Like a twunk. Bittersteel is ripped. He’s right.
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>>222221490
>admits Blackwoods would want to lick Bracken neovagina
Done.
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14yo Lyanna with Rhaegar makes sense if you see them as Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask.
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Imagine if Asoiaf was made into a series immediately after the first book was released
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>>222221499
Look at OP.
Bracken thread.
Bracken board.
Bracken franchise.
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>Even the most buff brackens lose to skinnier Blackwoods
brackensissies...
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>>222221507
Willas bum ass is staying at Highgarden bruising that leg

You just hate Tyrells

There's dozens of then. Margaret's handmaidens are all Tyrell cousins
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Does George give the rights to the worst people just to spite us?
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>>222221523
Tywin, Cersei and Robert?
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>>222221506
Gogossos
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>>222221479
Tarly respects martial skill above all else and his grandson would rule the Reach, why not?
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>>222221513
*bussies
a bracken should be well aware of the two, xey are intimately familiar with the process
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>>222221559
Spite? no
he's a tired old man who hasn't given a shit about his work for decades? yes
might as well cash in and spend the wealth as he's dead pretty soon
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>>222221529
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Any bets for >>222222222?
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>I volunteer to die, right now, for no reason whatsoever. Even though my house historically supports Targaryen rule.
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>>222220186
kinda wierd that there hasn't been that much games based on got but theres loads of good mods instead
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Brackenbro
Blackwoodbro

Do not worry. As a Freybull I will gladly breed both your sisters. I'll provide a toll reduction for you in return
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>>222221541
>Even the most buff brackens lo-ACK!
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>>222221571
>are intimately familiar with the process
Of course, Blackwoods are their neighbors.
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>>222221219
BRING ME BOOOOOAAAARRRRR!!!!!
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>>222219888
UR GAY IF WATCH THIS GARBAGE
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What's the most ideal house to get a trad wife from?
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>>222221610
it's the right of passage of brackens into transitioning after all
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>>222221636
Martell.
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>>222221632
but i didn't watch it i just read the books and post here because its more active while pretending to care about the adaptation
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>>222221636
Starks
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Robb's wife got big tits
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>>222221636
Some North house (maybe except for Manderly)
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>>222221648
transitioning Blackwoods into corpses, that is
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How Dornishment and Reach cucks feel supporting Targaryen rule
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>>222221661
CUTE
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>>222221599
>still loses the battle
brackensissies...
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>>222221666
push up magic
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>>222221506
Why the greatest city that ever was or will be, of course.
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Do you prefer "Hear Me Roar" or pay denbts?
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*glub glub glub*
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wtf is wrong with thousand island folks?
The folk that dwell on the Thousand Islands are reportedly xenophobes, inimical to strangers. They are hairless and have green-tinged skin. Females file their teeth into sharp points and males slice the foreskins of their members
Also is it possible to breed with them asking for a friend
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lmao
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>>222221506
Braavos is cold as fuck.

I'd go with Starfall. Daynes seem like good lords, town is ancient, and its got good climate.
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>>222221674
>the man-made horror that is the fresh bracken neovagina is enough to kill
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Both Blackwood twinks and Bracken twinks are cute and breedable, stop this stupid arguing
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>>222221742
Just say you're a messenger of the Golden Lion King and she'll think you possess the east Essosi mystique belief of Casterly Rock and let you do whatever
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>>222221742
>Thousand Islands
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>>222221661
why is Silverwing so tiny
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>>222221742
Breeding between basically any humanoid races is generally allowed. Ironmen descend from ancient Asshai people breeding with mermaids and fishmen. There are half-giants beyond the wall. We know First Men breed with Children of the Forest and Greenmen. There are Hairy men which are half-ape people. I think the general rule is that if you can speak with it, you can breed with it.
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>>222221789
So she'll be breedable
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>>222221586
it will be wasted like>>222200000
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>>222221794
You shouldn't take these stories as real bro

Ironman are firstmen very clearly and all other origin is nonsense
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>>222221818
Ironmen are pre-First Men
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>>222221794
awoiaf says half-Ibbenese are sterile
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>>222221840
In their fanfiction
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>>222221661
She gets stretched by Big Bronze Cloaca
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>>222221851
... called A Song of Ice and Fire.
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>>222221776
So when is Ryan Kopel playing Elliot Rodger?
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>>222221452
He's supposed to rape the Lady of Tumbleton and kill her husband
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>>222221586
'teens will steal it.
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>>222221621
my plate stretcher is smashed. my boar's tusk, most like. he's strong
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YOU JUST KNOW!
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>>222221903
What’s the lore here
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GET YOUR FRESH SLOP HERE
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>>222220252
It looks like mobile game garbage
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>>222221818
Nah. Their origins are closer to daynes and Hightowers, this secret 3rd race
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>>222221920
QUEEN DAENERYS FUCKS HER DRAGONS!
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>>222221903
Is that Punished Stannis in the corner? And is he tribal?
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>>222221506
Asshai

Learn to shadowbind a cute shadow waifu to me and make lots of half-shadow babies
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>>222221930
>w*ldling
>having chainmail
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>>222221930
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>>222220186
>>222220203
>>222220225
Do you think they'll host a tournament and invite Grubby, TOD, and all the other WC3/Starcraft pros?
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>>222221941
Geotd migration from across the sunset sea = hightower/ironborn wave

Geotd migration from across arm of dorne = dayne/Durrandon wave
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>>222221942
I mean to the game
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>>222221977
The book wildlings are far more advanced than the show ones is not even funny the show mande them essentially Neanderthals' mammoth hunters.
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>>222221930
Gods, Meera Reed is the only woman for me.
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>>222222006
Thenns are unique among them for knowing how to work metal (bronze).
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>>222222006
>t. Mance Rayder
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>>222221930
>ned could have 100% set Jon up to marry Meera Reed
>lets him go to the Wall
what a dick
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>>222222006
t. George R. R. Martin
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how is this thread so active
GOT was a decade ago and it was shit
Knight of these nuts is crap
HOTD Season 3 was boring crap and is almost over (nothing happened)
GRRM will never finish his books
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>>222221930
Show Blackfish is unmatched, that actor is pure kino.
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Jews ruined the world
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>>222222047
>highborn daughter married to a bastard
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>>222222081
>>bastard
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>>222222079
And stage plays
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>>222222081
could have married him to another highborn bastard like Mya Stone
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>Their pride in their poverty, in their stone axes and wicker-wood shields, and in their flea-infested pelts, is part of the reason they are set apart from the people in the Seven Kingdoms.
>The wildling raiders trouble the realm largely for iron and steel—things they lack the skill to make themselves. Many raiders are armed with weapons of wood and stone, even of horn in some cases.
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>>222222117
Yes. Ask Howland, that's why he'll tell you. Awkward for Ned to backtrack, if not downright treasonous
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>>222222047
Jon going to the Wall pre-emptively solves a headache if his parentage ever comes out. That Jon wanted to go there as well makes it all the better.
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>>222221945
See that Stark I'm playing? That's Snow's son. Jon died at 49. Arthur Stark is in his 40s.
Stannis' path was quite something. He defeated the Boltons, defeated Tommen, lost to FAegon, who lost to Dany, who lost to Edric Storm, who lost to Stannis. Stannis ruled as a tyrant for quite sometime until he was deposed by Tyrells, Stannis was sent to the Wall, he fled the Wall and became a Wildling and got some land beyond the wall, he became immortal, some Stormlands deposed the new Rykker King in favor of Stannis. Now Stannis rules the Iron Throne as a immortal wildling King who follows R'hllor.
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Do you think they’d actually have Alicent poison Aegon? That’s pretty shocking.
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>>222222081
>highborn
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>>222222119
reminder:
GOT isn't canon
HOTD isn't canon
AKOTSK isn't canon
The Play isn't canon

>Only the books are canon.

https://grrm.livejournal.com/352453.html?thread=18585285#t18585285
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rape
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Niggers ruined this show
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>When the dragons come, your flesh will burn and blister and turn to ash. Your wives will dance in gowns of fire, shrieking as they burn, lewd and naked underneath the flames. And you shall see your little children weeping, weeping till their eyes do melt and slide like jelly down their faces, till their pink flesh falls black and crackling from their bones. The Stranger comes, he comes, he comes, to scourge us for our sins. Prayers cannot stay his wroth, no more than tears can quench the flame of dragons. Only blood can do that. Your blood, my blood, their blood. There the demons dwell, up there. Fire and blood, blood and fire. This is their city. If you would make it yours, first you must destroy them. If you would cleanse yourself of sin, first must you bathe in dragon’s blood. For only blood can quench the fires of hell.
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MANNIS GET
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Men call him Darkstar and he is of the night.
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>>222222199
more highborn than a bastard, yes
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>>222222054
Its essentially a book thread without having to put up with /lit/ and a ck2 thread without having to put up with /vst/ hiding behind the veneer of being tv related
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>>222222169
Kino
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>>222222223
Thank fucking god I made a post a minute ago so this didn’t get the get
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posting in a bot thread
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>>222222223
>offbyone.jpg
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>>222222207
reminder
grrm is never going to finish the last 2 books. EVER. and all the TV bullshit is at least partially to blame.
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>>222222222
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>>222222222

He dun wun et
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>>222222313
>Jon Snow get
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>>222222169
My king...
>one-eyed
>one-handed
>one-legged
>lunatic
>possessed
>eunuch
Bros...
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>>222222223
Fuck I was so close
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>>222222238
the real azor ahai
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>>222222302
GOOD. FUCK YHE BOOKS AND THE SHITTY STORY.
The books ended with Storm. Simple as.
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I dun wan it
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>>222222348
based
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>>222221818
>You shouldn't take these stories as real
Why not? It is a fantasy universe with fantasy races and GRRM is a lusty fat pervert. Obviously people fuck the fantasy races.
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>>222222313
...Jon Snow wins in the end I guess?
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>>222222081
>female heir
>needs somebody willing to take her family name, but not powerful enough to overthrow her
>not many highborn willing to live in a swamp
>any crannogmen seething about not marrying Meera won't challenge it because it's still Ned Stark's son
>Howland already knows the secret, loves Lyanna
>nobody will learn about any potential valyrian looking kids because they live in a fucking swamp
Jon is ideal
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>>222221850
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>>222221794
The Ibbenese are basically Neanderthals.
>>222221850
The Wiki also acknowledges that Neanderthals weren't commonly known to have interbred with homosapiens at the time the material was written.

The Brindled Men on the other hand can't really interbreed with other species, as they are basically pig-skinned orcs.

>>222221742
>wtf is wrong with thousand island folks?
They are squisher rapebabies. I'm not joking. They are deathly afraid of the ocean despite having "fishy" characteristics like webbed digits and living on a bunch of tiny islands. Obviously they have regressed to a very primitive state and the only thing they collectively remember is that bad things come from the water.
>Also is it possible to breed with them asking for a friend
According to the CK2 mod, yes. Really though based on what we know of them they probably could interbreed with regular humans.
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>>222221794
The Shadow over Innsmouth people who breed with fish creatures are over at the Sisters, they're the ones with webbed hands.
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>>222221920
The CK2 mod just portrays her as the biological mother of her three dragons.
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>>222219888
What specifically has resulted in every Dornish girl being a thoroughly broken in saddle horse?
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The Black Goat of Qohor is probably just someone warging into a goat, isn't it?
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>>222222169
Why didn't you replace him as the true Azor Ahai?

also r8 my lords >>>/hr/5250970
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Gods, I was strong back them
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>Foresaw that Valyria would be destroyed by volcanoes
>Moved her family to a volcano
I know it worked out, but it seems like a stupid plan
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>>222222644
In reality
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>>222221930
Threesome with book and show Jojen Reed
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>>222222661
>get kicked out of Valyria for being the Jews of the 40 family families
>valyria explodes
>”w-we totally foresaw it!”
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>>222222537
>human sacrifice
>goat god worship
Qohor is just Carthage.
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>>222222679
>the rhaegarfag is an Indian
Disappointing
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>>222222661
Nigger you need a volcano to hatch dragon eggs.
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>>222222732
Dany didn't.
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>>222222680
Ah Jojenfu. Those were the days
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>>222222697
>it came to me in a dream
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>>222222753
Satanic blood magic! Sick shit!
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>>222222661
so? not every volcano will explode
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>>222222753
she sacrificed her own child and husband for it
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>>222222859
But if you had a vision volcanos were going to explode and kill everyone, wouldn't you move away from volcanoes?
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>>222222883
the difference between 1 small volcano and 14 huge volcanos is relevant
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>>222222710
Old Ghis was Carthage with a little Macedon thrown in.
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>>222222376
>Why not?
Because the textual basis is a single sentence in a world book.
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>>222222876
Not for the egg hatching, that was magic she didn't know about
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>>222222915
Ironically the Ghiscari were closer to Rome.

When we look at Astapor, we see Roman signifiers all over the place: the tokar is clearly a nod to the toga, the “lockstep legions” evoke the Roman Legions who also fought in disciplined formations using shields, spears, and short-swords, with the harpy standing in for the Roman eagle, gladiatorial combats involving humans and animals are most associated with Rome, etc.
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>>222222965
lockstep legions are a GRRMism for phalanx combat. Roman infantry were famously successful because they fought in a looser order than the Greeks and people copying them
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>>222221930
Show costumes were such dogshit. Why are they so afraid of color?
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>>222221930
Show Thoros mogs hard
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Wtf is hugh's wife problem?

They had nothing and were starving. He had to do something

Hugh could've just forgotten her and fucked new bitches as a cool dragonrider but he didn't
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>>222222965
The Carthaginian mercenary foot contained Greek heavy infantry who would have fought in a phalanx.
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>>222223082
Stupid fucking cunt I hate her
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>>222223082
Hugh made the mistake of not being able to be in two places at once. He should've been out there hustling to provide a living AND stayed with her to protect her and attend to her needs at the same time.
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>>222222965
true. they're basically rome if they ran into a dragon-riding empire.
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>>222222938
>>222222876
Dany didn't do shit. Egg's ritual is what allowed the dragons to come back.
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>>222223123
>222223123
>>222223082
>>222223124
explain to me why she ran away from kings landing in the first place
whatever shit job shes doing in that shithole she could have done in KL
this subplot makes 0 sense
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>>222222697
>>get kicked out
???
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>>222222933
Which wouldn't have been written at all if you meant to give it credence.
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>>222222912
Not if you are living on it.
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>>222223123
The stupid ape didn't know that he could just fast travel back home after putting in his 9-5 at the rape factory.
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>>222223148
>egg's ritual took about 50 years to work
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>>222223148
Are you dumb
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>>222223082
>Wtf is hugh's wife problem?

Feminist show.
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>>222222697
>leaving because they felt like it
>kicked out
?
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*Teaches your kids some Stony Dornish*
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>>222223158
Riiight.
We're meant to give credence to the blurb saying "according to the legends of Yi-Ti they are a direct continuation of the bestest and most ancient empire ever" interspersed between two lovecraft references.
Do you take everything you read at face value?
Is Qarth the greatest city that ever was and ever will be, after all George sat down and wrote that?
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>>222223230
Why are the Dornish like this?
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>>222223082
>seeking our your own glory

Woe is the man who can't take care of his own family. But somehow she reimagines it as him doing it all for himself.
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>>222223249
Hot? Yeah it's a mystery
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>>222223150
She has to be in Tumbleton so that Hugh turns cloak when she dies there or something idk
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>>222222222
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>>222223230
*kills that disgusting d*rnoid scumsucking rat before she can even open her mouth*
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>>222223082
He's going to betray Rhaenyra and we can't have any good guy be against the realm's delight, so he needs to become yet another rape-apologist green man who abandons his wife to be raped
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The rape Hugh...

It was beautiful Hugh...
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>>222223230
get pregnant
get pregnant
get pregnant
get pregnant
get pregnant
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The Lengii are the tallest known race of mankind, with some reaching seven or eight feet in height. They are a slender people known for their beauty and having skin the color of oiled teak. They have large eyes golden in color which may grant them superior vision over other races.
What are the chances she would have sex with a manlet? Our offspring would become tall at least, I am almost 6.0
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>>222223124
>>222222965
Valyria is Rome. Their Legions are literally Roman Legions but commanded by Dragonriders. The "Lockstep Legions of Ghis" are supposed to be the same as the Unsullied, which is based on the Macedonian Pike Phalanx. Valyria has multiple wars against Ghiscar, just like Rome and Carthage. Old Ghis is literally salted when it is destroyed, just like Carthage. Valyria copies Ghiscari Slavery and goes even more crazy with it, just like Rome and Carthage.
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>>222223314
>betrayer fans finding out that the comically venal serial rapists were in fact written to be the bad guys all along
Kek.
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>>222222223
Antiwoke has lost.
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>>222223382
There are the Tall Men of Sarnor, too.
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>>222223404
>>222223409
Shut up, Mysaria
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Okay, what's the deal with Darkstar? And why am I supposed to believe Arianne is dumb enough to fall for le edgy knight?
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>>222223404
written by the writers of this show only one you can really debate was Aegon and that's only because he trusted a midget. Every other Green rapists is Sara Hess barely disguised fetish
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>>222223382
She lets me smash cuz I'm goofy.
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>>222223439
>Okay, what's the deal with Darkstar?
he is of the night
>And why am I supposed to believe Arianne is dumb enough to fall for le edgy knight?
all Dornoids think with their genitals
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>>222223460
>mindbreaks Jaime
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>>222223439
>>222223462
Arianne falls for that weak twink?
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>>222223452
Hugh and Ulf were intended by George to be villains, if the sort of anapabtist Munster perversion they get up to in his version of events are anything to go by.
If anything HotD is betrayer apologia that portrays them as good boys who dindu nuffin.
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>>222223514
Well, the reason Hugh and Ulf betray Rhaenyra is because she's fucking incompetent, Corlys is retard trying to minimize their ambition and Daemon was retard wanting to grant them Casterly Rock and Storm's End. Condal and Hess can't make Rhaenyra incompetent, so they had to do something else for them to betray the Good Conciliator Queen Rhaenyra.
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Hugh rebelling because Rhaenyra caused the embargo that starved King's Landing makes way more sense that what they will end up going for
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>>222223404
>write character as being relatively good and nuanced
>suddenly have them go out of character to SA another character
>they return to being a fairly normal character
>um you seriously liked them before they did anything wrong? pretty problematic NGL

Bonus points for making the character stereotypically exhibit traits of whatever real world group you're trying to demonize. The idea would be to try and draw a connection between those things and whatever criminal or immoral acts the character performs.
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>Who am I raping?
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>>222223629
Does it matter?
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>>222223629
Oberyn‘s skull
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>>222223574
Except the pathetic attempt at making them nuanced was a HotDism.
Hugh and Ulf have no nuance in Fire and Blood. They have no tragic backstory or brown wife. They kill their own men for fun, drink, and use a conveyor belt to rape as much as possible.
Now, if you have a low enough IQ to enjoy HotD, be my guest; but at least have the fucking decency to not come in here and wail about them actually adhering to the source material for once instead of continuing your halfwitted fanfiction.
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>>222223687
This scene was my introduction to GoT becase I tuned in a little early to watch the new VEEP.
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>>222223742
>>222223742
>>222223742
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>>222223729
They should have used that characterization in the show then!

From the text in the show itself, so far they've been basically decent people, and the show has gone far to try and make the audience sympathize with them. If they decided to now make them nonsense villains in order to explain how they could go against Queen Rhaenyra, that would be wrecking their characters.
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>>222222223
they always lose the opportunity to make a magnus opus, all because DEI garbage for jews...
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>>222221179
>you will never be a trader embarking from Oldtown on a galleon on a sunny day
bros...



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