Real winners of the Dance edition>>222219888
[female speaking]
>>222223742SEX WITH ALYSANNE BLACKWOOD
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222223760No wonder he suicide dives off his dragon
>the starks are jewsThis recontextualizes everything. Aerys the mad lad did nothing wrong all along.
>>222223760Here anon, save the webum.
>>222223829>StarksI think you mean the (((Targs))), the incestuous schizos that lost their homeland
As they are in the show, the betrayal of Ulf and Hugh will be the most justified and predictable turn in all GoT franchise.
soon
>>222223834same energy as the cat with the girl on the phone
>>222223829I was the first person to rechristen Aerys as the Mad Lad King. Don’t infringe on my trademark.
>>222223742>Real winners of the Dance edition>
>without you I am a silhouette
>>222223829the starkshit are mary sue
Reminder that all brackens "men" canonically have neovaginas
>>222223742egg is icsh
Why'd he do it?
>>222223888>And our love could have soared>Over playgrounds and rooftops
*leaves rustling in the wind*Huh?
>>222223847Why yes, the Targs descended from Betha Blackwood would be jews to.
I haven't been following leaks much, but it's basically confirmed that Tumbleton isn't happening in ep 7, right? They ditched the GoT custom of having the big episode be the penultimate one instead of the finale just so they could stretch things out again. At this rate season 4 will be like a quarter of the events it should cover from the books. For fuck's sake Aegon rules for literal MONTHS after Rhaenyra dies but he'll probably die the very next episode instead. You can totally forget about all the chaotic shit in king's landing after the riot. Mark my words it'll be just God's Eye (should've happened this season) + battle of the Kingsroad
>>222223783
>>2222237931. Dornish is not a language2. This ugly bitch is mesoamerican, not spanish/arab
>>222223888>Jarvis make them kiss
>>222223793Shoot, Mesoamerican influence makes sense with the Rhoynish infusion into First Men/Andal Dorne.>Stony Dornish = Castizo>Salty Dornish = Mestizo>Sandy Dornish = Indio
>>222223943He went to confront her after she escaped with Aegon. He didn't expect she would rape him.
>>222223976>POV: you're Cregan Stark and it's time for bed
>>222223972last episode of the show = rhaenyra's deaththen they will speedrun everything to reach the crowning of aegon IIIit will be shit, like got s8
Which is your favorite house in the Riverlands?
>>222223943Aegon was making a move, he had to defy his vow of chastity.
>>222224058What are the chances the final shot is a transition to Shireen closing a book and explaining the end to Davos?
>>222224088blackwood
>>222224088Chadwood
I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel
>>222224088tully
>>222224139next ?
>>222224139It's been years and for the love of god I can't remember the punchline
>>222223976>POV: you're Cregan Stark and Black Aly presents her arguments why you shouldn't sack Oldtown
>>222224088>extinct house: blackwood???
this looks retarded. cheap pathetic costumes too
>>222224192it's a bracken's first day on pe
>>222224193GOT isn't canonHOTD isn't canonAKOTSK isn't canonThe Play isn't canon>Only the books are canon.https://grrm.livejournal.com/352453.html?thread=18585285#t18585285
>>222224193Is Rhaella wearing a hip bone on the top of her head?
>>222224192The world is healing.
>>222224193I could never watch this shit with a straight face with all the niggers posing as north and dayne people.Look at that Lyana Stark kek, looks like some kind of comedy sketch.
>>222224088Vance of Wayfarer's rest.
>>222224193It's fake low quality fanfiction so of course it would be
>>222224209>>222224236what happened ?gurm killed his beloved house ?
>>222224316I got my hands on them.
>>222224193It’s a play? What the fuck are you expecting?
>>222224252>the faggot traitor branch Atrantra will rape every man woman and child of wayfarers rest
>>222224316They ascended into the Crownlands are on the Iron Throne now
>NOOO Brynden don't turn me into a marketable plushie with your vile sorcery!
Offtopic but I am watching Widow's Bay and its pretty comfy tv show. So if you have nothing to watch give it a chance
>>222224361We are unavoidable.
>>222224316They did not tell you?
It's Bracken land.
>>222224088Mallister.>She [Catelyn] studied Lord Jason [Mallister] boldly. The last time she had seen him he had been jesting with her uncle at her wedding feast; the Mallisters stood bannermen to the Tullys, and his gifts had been lavish. His brown hair was salted with white now, his face chiseled gaunt by time, yet the years had not touched his pride. He rode like a man who feared nothing. Catelyn envied him that; she had come to fear so much. As the riders passed, Lord Jason nodded a curt greeting, but it was only a high lord's courtesy to strangers chance met on the road. There was no recognition in those fierce eyes, and his son did not even waste a look.>Jason Mallister rose to offer Catelyn his seat. His hair had almost as much white in it as brown, but the Lord of Seagard was still a handsome man; tall and lean, with a chiseled clean-shaven face, high cheekbones, and fierce blue-grey eyes. >House Mallister has a prouder lineage than their liege lords, House Tully of Riverrun, the Lords Paramount of the Trident.>Some Mallisters have worn winged helms, and Mallister guardsmen wear indigo cloaks.>The Mallisters distrust the ironborn.
Bracken graveyard, more like
>>222224417>Hoster accompanies Jaime to Pennytree, where the Lord Commander of the Kingsguard goes missing.they aren't extinct
THE RATCATCHERS
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>>222224366really?
>>222224088I always restore House Mudd to their former glory in CK2
>>222223742ur gay if u watch this trash
>>222224541Yes, I watched all of it. So what.
>>222224539>if one man is giving trouble.. >I will mwa ser Criston Cole CHOP di hands of every village in di.. surrounding area>mwa dis is what dey call politikkss
>>222224567And usurp the Tullys?
>>222222643Snow was Azor Ahai and Val was his Nissa Nissa, they defeated the Others and saved the realm.
>>222224361>Vance of Wayfarer's rest are a reference to Jack Vance's best series>Vance of Atranta are a reference to a book about a pedophile rapist who lives in the walls Tyrion style
>>222224651I don’t like playing as Jon and becoming King in the North because I feel like I’m usurping the Stark line.
>was 100% right about Arthur GAYne being a fraud who didn't deserve his reputationapologize
>>222224678He’s the same guy as before just gay
>>222224675if only there was a perfect way to resolve the issue that GRRM has setup since day 1 of the series
>>222224616The Tullys will always have a place at my court. Good jesters are hard to find.
>>222224707Yeah but their children are still not male line Starks…
>>222224740Male Stark line is in reality Bael the Bard line.
>>222224734NO!
>>222224675Well just disabled R+L then. Or do as I did once, accepted Stannis' offer, Rickon was found, defeated the Bolton, Stannis eventually lost, became King in the North, when Rickon turned 16 I abdicated to return to the Night's Watch.
>>222224740Male line Starks died out centuries ago. They’re descended from some Wildling’s bastard.
>>222224763That’s an abominable wildling falsehood
>>222224660>reddit vs 4chan
>>222224543>In 2020 George RR Martin, locked up in midst of the pandemic, posted a photo of a Winds of Winter chapter in progress. An unidentified point-of-view, as of now, yet keen eyes managed to catch glimpses of a few sentences. The supposed character seems to be witnessing the advance of Lord Tytos Blackwood onto King's Landing, after it has fallen to Young Griff, also know as Aegon Targaryen. >Another photograph shows similar glimpses wherein Aegon, defeated in battle, kneels before Tytos Blackwood to spare his remaining men, with the latter accepting his surrender.Yep
>>222224769>Well just disabled R+L thenYeah but I still KNOW what’s going on
>>222223742i have a theorygrrm was jerking off while writing, and now that he can't get hard he stopped writing
>>222224651>Azor Ahai>dyingYIKES>>222224675I made a new capital in Sea Dragon Point and kept Brandon's line at Winterfell >>>/hr/5250970
>>222224814the brackencucks are not going to like this bros...
>>222224706>complicit in a scheme against his king>complicit in a Dornish takeover of Westeros>helped abduct a lady, starting a war>was a cum guzzling faggot>jobbed to a midgethe was as far from being an honorable knight as you can get
>>222224843Thanks.
>>222224848Aegon is the good guy so this just makes Blackwoods look bad
>>222224860All these points are reaches except what your actual problem is, which is with gay people
>>222224890oh no a new cope just dropped...
>>222224763>a-actually, even though you've kicked our asses for thousands of years one of our guys fucked a Stark so we winpathetic wildling cope
>>222224890You have it the wrong way mate
>>222224890Jon Connington, go to bed. I can smell those ruined Rhaegar photo prints from here
>>222224909>fighting for Cersei is cool actually Ummmm….
>>222224814lol
>>222224814>blackwoods are the ones who permanently end the Blackfyre threat started by Bitterseethe Brackenlmao, GRRM can't help himself
>>222224814Fellow brackenxisters... I think I need some hrt shots to cope with this
>>222224941>for cerseioh no the cope is evolving...
Grrm was just trolling tards. He is not putting Tytos Blackwood on the throne.
>>222224763How long ago was that?
>>222224814Computer, enhance.
Aegon VI Blackfyre Brightflame Bittersteel Saerason Mopatis, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men
>>222224974obviously faggot we are just memeing
>>222224814fatso rewrote that chapter five times over since then let's be honest
>>222224814why the FUCK does this fag hate the Brackens so much?
>>222224974>his 7ft tall son Hoster "Hos" Blackwood is in King's Landing as a hostage>Tytos will be there to hand the Iron Throne over to Dany in exchange for her marrying his sonBlackwood blood will rule Westeros, Dany will be getting plowed by a Blackwood gigachad. As GRRM always intended
>>222225008Meme? It is 100% real, never spread such misinformation here or Ser Ilyn will see to you
>>222225060Dany is already half Blackwood
>>222225058>failure house>failure menonly retards and niggers simp for them George made the right call
>>222225070so, Dany could be a greenseer ?
Dany already getting plenty of black wood in essos if you catch my drift.
>BrackenBVLLS worship the seven(a christianity stand-in)>sissywoods worship the old gods and their gay little trees(literal DEMON TREES)>fatso worships the ground the sissywoods walk on and portray them as the heroes and good guys and bestest house ever>portrays the BrackenBVLLS as bitter, angry incels>fatso is an atheistreally on the nose there fatty...>>222225085only because GRRM fellates the faggotwoods as if they were Azor Ahai reborn
>>222225060>Hoster Blackwood>gigachadBess Bracken fodder.
>>222225108they areno wonder george likes them
>>222225100That’s probably what Bloodraven was going for yeah
will brackentrannies EVER recover?
>>222225140How did Bloodraven get away with all the Targaryens dying under his watch with the only Targaryen who married into his maternal family being the last one standing?
>>222225070>Dany inherits the Blackwood gene of bazonkers post pregnancy I don't blame Jorah
>>222225150BLACKEDwoods will never, EVER, have blackfyre back lmao
>>222225185based and true
>>222225150George is constantly countersignaling the Brackens you have to be a massive contrarian to side with them
>>222225185>"Bastard sword, lost in war. Feed it to the kilns."
Why did anyone listen to the Targs after they ran out of dragons?
>>222225185I was playing CK2 once and gave Bittersteel the Riverlands as Daemon. He fucking betrayed me and tried to press his claim to the throne. I had to send him to the wall…
>>222225243Because people enjoyed the benefits of the realm being united and the Targs were the only ones with the legitimacy to rule. Their power declined significantly though
>>222225164>blackwoods supposedly driven South in exile by the Starks>that's the story the Citadel and Southerners knowfools, it was all part of a longcon for all of Westeros to fall under the control of the Starks. Targs were just pawns in the master plan and Bloodraven is playing his part as a loyal blackwood. King's Landing will burn and Westeros will be ruled from the God's Eye. Praise the Old Gods and their chosen Starks
Btw Blackfyre has probably melted somewhere by the GC after Maelys died, but Dark Sister lies in the cave, safe and waiting for King Bran to wield it.
>>222225248BAOOBA
>>222225276>Blackfyre has probably melted somewhere by the GC after Maelys diedWhat the fuck are you talking about retard
>>222225293The reality of Daemon Blackfyre's legacy, sorry you can't accept it lol
>>222225200Bittersteel is literally written by GRRM to be chadmaxxed. Bloodraven was literally a cuck in a cuck chair who then goes north to become the great magic cuck.
>>222225322>failed time and time again>chadmaxxedAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>222225322yeah, except fatty thinks Bloodraven is cooler and Bittersteel is an angry incelbecause he sees the world weirdlyremember 'No one has any love for kind Samwell Tarly?'
>>222225322Bloodraven is grooming the future God Emperor of Westeros while Bittersteel lost every rebellion and was even captured at one point. Now the Golden Company are making their heir LARP as Rhaegar’s son because everyone hates them and would throw them to the sea if they knew the truth.
>>222223938luke is icsh
>>222225350>crippled freak who cant have kids>god emperorlmao
>>222225350>Bloodraven is grooming the future God Emperor of Westeros Because he is such a cuck that he would watch a Stark take the throne over his own kin. Bloodraven is the biggest cuck in all of literature.
>>222225350Bittersteel has passed from all the tomfoolery of this world.Bloodraven is stuck with a root up his rectum until he manages to trick a little boy into taking his place.
>>222224814>>222224963>in all probability Tytos only mentioned sparing Griff's men in King's Landing >he said nothing about sparing the rest of the Golden Company scattered like starving mice in the Stormlands and CrownlandsTytos is going to holocaust aegor's legacy isn't he? then piss on bittersneed's skull
>>222225415>He doesn’t know
Found two other tv shows or movies that Martin is mentioned? What can this be?Producer Borensteinhttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt7520436Producer Carly Wray https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7520448
Shiera was a skank but bitterseethe was so ugly she didn't even want to look at him. You have to be a special kind of hideous to be rejected like that
Post the best COA.
>>222224539>rhaenys kills thousands of smallfolk>never brought up again>aegon kills a dozen of ratcatchers>show can't stop talking about itwhat the fuck nigga
>>222225477Ok i found myselfCarly Wray was one of the four writers initially hired by HBO in May 2017 to develop potential Game of Thrones spin-off pilots, working closely with author George R. R. Martin. Her specific project focused on The Dance of the Dragons, a civil war within the Targaryen dynasty, and she served as the first writer approached to develop the series. However, the project did not move forward due to creative differences regarding the narrative structure; Wray wanted the series to begin with the war itself, while Martin preferred a slow-burn opening featuring a full season of pre-conflict history. Consequently, HBO shelved Wray’s pitch and eventually pursued other concepts, such as House of the Dragon, which was developed by Bryan Cogman and Ryan Condal.Max Borenstein was one of five writers commissioned by HBO in 2017 to develop potential Game of Thrones successor series, alongside Jane Goldman, Brian Helgeland, Carly Wray, and Bryan Cogman. His specific pitch focused on the Doom of Valyria, a cataclysmic event preceding the Targaryen Conquest, with rumored working titles including Empire of Ash. The project reached a very developed stage, featuring a complete script, outlines, and a series bible, with linguist David J. Peterson attached to expand the High Valyrian language. Despite this progress, HBO ultimately passed on the series, with only House of the Dragon (Carly Wray’s pitch) and Bloodmoon (Jane Goldman’s pitch) advancing further; Bloodmoon was later rejected after a pilot was filmed. Borenstein has expressed pride in the work and hope that his Valyria-focused prequel might still be revisited by HBO’s new leadership, though the project remains officially canceled
Why did GRRM crash out so bad when HOTD had a 4 legged dragon COA? I am rereading Storm right now, and Danys COA in the appendix is shown as a 4 legged dragon.
>>222225529
>>222225566This is whyhttps://youtu.be/0SfrIc-jkgA
>>222225566Why is Bittersteel's COA so much more Bracken-like than Bloodraven's is Blackwood? His dragon should have had raven wings or something
>>222225200No one tells me who to like. Presumptuous fat fuck with bad taste, shove your oc house up your ass George
>>222225585because the black and white logo already is cool as fuck, doesn't need anymore changes
How the fuck are a dragon's feature decided? Parentage seems to play no part
>>222225529I’ll post two.
In all seriousness: simping for Br*ckens is like a daily humiliation ritual.
you don't support the whore of dragonstone right?
>>222225658saaaaar vary good meme upvoted take my reddit gold kind stranjer!!
>>222225585Because a half draconic horse breathing fire is cool as fuck and harkens back to the horses of Helios. A half draconic raven breathing fire on the other hand is what, a chicken with acid reflux, a cocatrice?
>>222225584That covers the show, but the books also use 4 legged dragons.
>bloodraven's sigil is basically darkstar's motto just translated to a targ sigilDarkstar is Azor Ahai confirmed
>>222225658>
>>222225698Shitty drawing, nay, a shitty doodle
>>222225698Kino Janssonesque drawing.
>>222225757jej
>>222225757kek
>>222225676this general mixes a lot with reddit. we are frens with all asoiaf subs here
>>222225276Illyrio has Blackfyre and gives it to fAegon.
>>222225278Aemond is so lucky.
>>222225757who got dey targussy ate?
>>222225757Starksissies were made to kneel
>>222225792A toy replica of it, yes
>>222225811Because the real one is with the Golden Company and he will get it on his coronation.
I like the Thenns. They're one of my favorite groups to play in the various mods to lead in a true First Man revival back from the brink of destruction.
>>222225829Melted and sold for some more gold
>>222225757>lyanna sucking rhaegarthat could be the sigil of jon
>>222225845
>>222225839>invades the south and converts to faith of the seven Obviously they are the Norman invaders of a future era
>>222225858>"Aegon" when he swings his replica thinking it's real
Bastard blood shed at war. She was right.
>>222225811>>222225845You’re triggering me.
Dark Sister won, Blackfyre lost.
>Aegon VI Targaryen's coronation>all the lords are sitting in the great hall, feasting>commander of the city watch rises the glass>*ding ding ding*>i've an announcement to make>first I would like to congratulate lord Brynden 'Bloodraven' Rivers for fighting all Blackfyre claimants>even after his exile he fused with a weirwood tree to live forever and ensure Targaryen remain in power>he managed to sniff all of the frauds and switched babies>HOWEVER>he missed one...>he tosses his gold cloak away, revealing a Bittersteel beneath>...and his plans Blackfyred>it means we need a change of decoration I suppose>Marwyn the Mage waves his wand>all Targ flags change into Blackfyre ones>all Blackwood flags change into nooses
Your Lyanna Stark, gentlemen.
>>222225451The whents are not aemond's bastards
>>222225960Pfff
>Hos Blackwood has been unleashed from his cell>He slays Robert Strong >He slays Jon Connington>He takes a pause>Let's out a fart>Kills 80 men, including the one holding Bittersteel's skull
>>222225975>He legitimately doesn’t know
>Mogs the entirety of got and hotd How did they do it?
>>222225960There are something nigger aboot Jon Maqueen to be honest.
>>222224913It's actually really pathetic that all the starks we know descend from wildling rapist seed impregnating a stark princess
>>222226079Mostly by being absolute nothing burger for toddlers. Knight's Tale mogs this shit so hard it's not even funny.George FF Martin doesn't deserve praise just because he managed to write something else than 'And then everybody got raped, ate food and shat'.
START RAPING, SER
Reminder: lucamore strong has a bastard with a flee bottom whore This flea bottom whore has a giant kid who fathers the burning knight, a giant man who pretends he’s a knight who kills a dragon at the storming. The burning knight had a kid with a flea bottom whore who is the grandfather of dunk the tall. Dunk the tall has many trysts which give rise to the cleganes, Brienne, small Paul, and probably others
>>222226079its the shitting and farting scenes and the big dicks. the rest is filler
>>222226207Ser Criston Cole has raped
>>222226207>START RAPING, SER
>>222225529House Jonstark of the Dunwanetkeep.>Inverted the colours of the Stark arms>Decreased the size of the mandibula by 35% to highlight the family gormlessness.>Glazed over eyes to hint at the profound and vacuous stupidity of the line>Added a bend sinister to indicate bastardy
>>222226216All tall people are related to each other wow
>>222224088Darry. I cri evrytiem i read about them being wiped out, their kid lord didn't deserve any of that shit. Tywin is a fucking nigger and Mountain should've died at the hands of riverlanders, gruesomely and slowly.
>>222226318>Tywin is a fucking niggerat least he died like one
>>222226264>Yes, I will rape the queen mother in her chambers, in the middle of the day, within earshot of everyone, and leave the door unlockedWas getting caught part of his master plan?
>>222226308And without the hideous grey border.
>>222226318>Tywin is a fucking nigger and Mountain should've died at the hands of riverlanders, gruesomely and slowlyHe will die, don't worry. Areo Hotah will impale his zombie asshole on his axe and spin him around like a fan
>>222226216>the manlets found outI'm 6'7" and related to every other tall person in the world. We get together and eat cucumber sandwiches on a monthly basis.
>>222226318Don’t worry there’s a Darry bastard somewhere who will be legitimised and given the Darry lands as a reward for Willem Darry, no way those dirty Freys continue the lineage
>>222226382I can't make it next week, btw
When they asked Ser Gregor the Good how it felt to end a human life, he replied that he didn't know - he had only killed dornish and riverlanders.
>>222226411In body onlyDoran already has his skull hung above his mantel
Are we ever going to see Asshai in one of the TV shows?
>>222226429thats actually his skull? he is headless now? I thought it was a fake skull
>>222226318My favorite part is when the darry househould screamed "It's darrin' time" before their last stand
>>222226454I wish we didn’t but we will in the corlys cartoon….the worst character from the dance is our guide to all the cool mysterious places in Asoiaf, it fucking sucks
>>222226044Yup, Cuckwood farts are THAT bad
>>222226454its hard to adopt ashara to the screen without using extensive nudity, sex scenes and porn doubles so i dont think so
>>222226454I hope not
DANY IS A HERO AND I WILL HEAR NO MORE ON THE MATTER, END OF!
>>222226216>let's make the setting feel really fucking small like Star Warsnah
>>222224814he merely had those screens up as a false flagin any case, the books ARE finished. George is merely waiting to release them. Perhaps it won't be until his death.
>>222226454Asshai is only cool because it's offscreen and mysterious. The moment you depict it, it becomes gay and mundane.
>>222226534>brackenshits and their followers die from just Chadwood farts
>>222225037He probably just pressed delete, and the document was probably 20 years old
muh neckfu
>>222226357areoh hotah after he gets his axe stuck inside robert strong's asshole
>>222226516>corlys cartoonThey're not actually going to do that, r-right?
>>222226625Mommy would be great at deepthroats
>>222226613built for BUC
>>222218330>>222218357>>222218639Wildlings were disorganized niggers yes but Stannis also employed the superior tactics. >“If you’re lying to me again, you won’t be leaving here alive,” Mance warned. His guards brought him his horse and armor. Elsewhere around the camp, Jon saw people running at cross purposes, some men forming up as if to storm the Wall while others slipped into the woods, women driving dog carts east, mammoths wandering west. He reached back over his shoulder and drew Longclaw just as a thin line of rangers emerged from the fringes of the wood three hundred yards away. >Wildlings flew to meet them, shouting war cries and waving clubs and bronze swords and axes made of flint, galloping headlong at their ancient enemies. A shout, a slash, and a fine brave death, Jon had heard brothers say of the free folk’s way of fighting. “Believe what you will,” Jon told the King-beyond-the-Wall, “but I knew nothing of any attack.” Harma thundered past before Mance could reply, riding at the head of thirty raiders. >“Mance!” the shout came. It was a scout, bursting from the trees on a lathered horse. “Mance, there’s more, they’re all around us, iron men, iron, a host of iron men.” Cursing, Mance swung up into the saddle. “Varamyr, stay and see that no harm comes to Dalla.” The King-beyond-the-Wall pointed his sword at Jon. “And keep a few extra eyes on this crow. If he runs, rip out his throat.”>“Aye, I’ll do that.” The skinchanger was a head shorter than Jon, slumped and soft, but that shadowcat could disembowel him with one paw. “They’re coming from the north too,” Varamyr told Mance. “You best go.” Mance donned his helm with its raven wings. His men were mounted up as well. “Arrowhead,” Mance snapped, “to me, form wedge.” Yet when he slammed his heels into the mare and flew across the field at the rangers, the men who raced to catch him lost all semblance of formation.
>The Burning Knight was a man living at King's Landing — a huge brute of a man. He was most likely not an actual knight. During the Storming of the Dragonpit, the Burning Knight slew the dragon Morghul. Encased in heavy armor, he rushed headlong into the dragonflame with spear in hand, thrusting the point into the dragon's eye repeatedly, even as the flames melted the steel and burning his fleshA large man from flea bottom pretending to be a knight whose story ends in dragon flame. THIS NIGGA IS DUNKS GRANDADDYYYYYYY
>>222226357Clegane could rape Jobbah into submission with his left hand while crushing Elia Martell's skull with his right.
Stannis only wins against barbarians and undisciplined raiders. He sucks.Thank you for your attention to this attention.
>>222226734Drew them out while Melly took out the warg:>Jon took a step toward the tent, thinking of the Horn of Winter, but the shadowcat blocked him, tail lashing. The beast’s nostrils flared, and slaver ran from his curved front teeth. He smells my fear. He missed Ghost more than ever then. The two wolves were behind him,growling. “Banners,” he heard Varamyr murmur, “I see golden banners, oh ...” A mammoth lumbered by, trumpeting, a half-dozen bowmen in the wooden tower on its back. “The king . . . no . . .” Then the skinchanger threw back his head and screamed.>The sound was shocking, ear-piercing, thick with agony. Varamyr fell, writhing, and the ’cat was screaming too . . . and high, high in the eastern sky, against the wall of cloud, Jon saw the eagle burning. For a heartbeat it flamed brighter than a star, wreathed in red and gold and orange, its wings beating wildly at the air as if it could fly from the pain. Higher it flew, and higher, and higher still.>The scream brought Val out of the tent, white-faced. “What is it, what’s happened?” Varamyr’s wolves were fighting each other, and the shadowcat had raced off into the trees, but the man was still twisting on the ground.
>>222226739instead of fantasizing first he should try unsticking himself from that and not turning into an ottoman soldier in wallachiaoh wait... he's already dead lol
>>222226734Stannis! Stannis! Stannis!
>>222226753Cope, he brought the force of 100.000 to heel. They should've tried to suck less.>Trumpets were blowing all around, loud and brazen. The wildlings have no trumpets, only warhorns. They knew that as well as he did; the sound sent free folk running in confusion, some toward the fighting, others away. A mammoth was stomping through a flock of sheep that three men were trying to herd off west. The drums were beating as the wildlings ran to form squares and lines, but they were too late, too disorganized, too slow. The enemy was emerging from the forest, from the east, the northeast, the north; three great columns of heavy horse, all dark glinting steel and bright wool surcoats. Not the men of Eastwatch, those had been no more than a line of scouts. An army. The king? Jon was as confused as the wildlings. Could Robb have returned? Had the boy on the Iron Throne finally bestirred himself?>Across the field one column had washed over Harma Dogshead. Another smashed into the flank of Tormund’s spearmen as he and his sons desperately tried to turn them. The giants were climbing onto their mammoths, though, and the knights on their barded horses did not like that at all; he could see how the coursers and destriers screamed and scattered at the sight of those lumbering mountains. >He had lost sight of Mance but now he found him again, cutting his way through a knot of mounted men. The mammoths had shattered the center column, but the other two were closing like pincers. On the eastern edge of the camps, some archers were loosing fire arrows at the tents. He saw a mammoth pluck a knight from his saddle and fling him forty feet with a flick of its trunk. Wildlings streamed past, women and children running from the battle, some with men hurrying them along. A few of them gave Jon dark looks but Longclaw was in his hand, and no one troubled him.
the storming of the dragonpit still makes no senseeven with religious fervor, there's no way a bunch of untrained peasants would keep throwing themselves at chained up killing machines that are slaughtering hundreds, if not thousands of them
>>222226840The Warrior himself was fighting with them
>>222226835disorganized wildlings is his greatest achievement Is Stannis a fraud, bros?
>When the dragons come, your flesh will burn and blister and turn to ash. Your wives will dance in gowns of fire, shrieking as they burn, lewd and naked underneath the flames. And you shall see your little children weeping, weeping till their eyes do melt and slide like jelly down their faces, till their pink flesh falls black and crackling from their bones. The Stranger comes, he comes, he comes, to scourge us for our sins. Prayers cannot stay his wroth, no more than tears can quench the flame of dragons. Only blood can do that. Your blood, my blood, their blood. There the demons dwell, up there. Fire and blood, blood and fire. This is their city. If you would make it yours, first you must destroy them. If you would cleanse yourself of sin, first must you bathe in dragon’s blood. For only blood can quench the fires of hell.
>>222226840It is kino.
>>222226855disorganized peasants slaughtered thousands of guards, the dragonkeepers, and slaughtered the dragons in the dragon pitapparently disorganized mobs are STRONG
>>222226840the Warrior manifested to help them just like the Mother saved Davos from dying on the Spear of the Merling King
>>222226898>wildlings
>>222226919So a disorganized band of raiders who live hard and fight to survive daily are weaker than a disorganized mob of peasants?damn wildlingsisters...
>>222224814hoooollllyyyyyy basedTOTAL BLACKWOOD VICTORYTOTALBRACKENDEATH
>>222226855Nah that'd be fair island>retarded drunk sea rapists falling into an obvious trap is his greatest achievement
>Bittersteel is the CHAD who bullied fatty George in highschool>Bloodraven is George's self-insertmakes sense now...
>>222226079Focuses much more on the smallfolk and is a very contained and focused story about what happens at the Ashford Tourney.Dunk is an easy-to-love purebred protagonist, it's a simple tale of upholding chivalry and honor, fighting for what's right. Meanwhile HotD in particular loses itself in its own drama, 90% of it feels filler for the 2 or so big expensive CGI action setpieces each season.Dunk has a lot more light-hearted humor as well, something completely missing from HotD which huffs it's own farts a bit too much.
>>222226965How is Bloodraven is self-insert?
If Stone Hedge is nuked, will anybody notice?
Tytos Blackwood obviously only wins because heckin Bloodraven acts like a UAV feeding him all the enemy troop movements
>>222226835>>222226855How the hell do you lose with mammoths and giants on your side? Is Mance a fraud? Of course he is.>More and more men were pouring from the trees, not only knights now but freeriders and mounted bowmen and men-at-arms in jacks and kettle helms, dozens of men, hundreds of men. A blaze of banners flew above them. The wind was whipping them too wildly for Jon to see the sigils, but he glimpsed a seahorse, a field of birds, a ring of flowers. And yellow, so much yellow, yellow banners with a red device, whose arms were those?>East and north and northeast, he saw bands of wildlings trying to stand and fight, but the attackers rode right over them. The free folk still had the numbers, but the attackers had steel armor and heavy horses. In the thickest part of the fray, Jon saw Mance standing tall in his stirrups. His red-and-black cloak and raven-winged helm made him easy to pick out. He had his sword raised and men were rallying to him when a wedge of knights smashed into them with lance and sword and longaxe. Mance’s mare went up on her hind legs, kicking, and a spear took her through the breast. Then the steel tide washed over him.>It’s done, Jon thought, they’re breaking. The wildlings were running, throwing down their weapons, Hornfoot men and cave dwellers and Thenns in bronze scales, they were running. Mance was gone, someone was waving Harma’s head on a pole, Tormund’s lines had broken. Only the giants on their mammoths were holding, hairy islands in a red steel sea.
>>222226988>cool mysterious badass with mystic powers who ended the first Blackfyre rebellion and who constantly one-ups Bittersteel>and he also gets to fuck the hot chick
nothing personnel bitterseethe fags heh
>>222226840
>>222226613That's a massive flabby cameltoe lol
>>222227048fitting for the 'Realm's delight', a WHORE AMONGST WHORES
>>222226613Fanart Milly has a nice ass
>>222226264Wow he's just like me
>>222227033>>and he also gets to fuck the hot chickoh no no no
Why the fuck did the Lannisters commit a genocide in the Riverlands?
the dance could've been prevented if Aemond just married Baela
>>222227077Lanniscucks are like niggers, every few years they chimp out and need to destroy anything nearby.
>>222227077they were making a move, Gregor had to get it on
>>222227077The Riverlands is basically Westerosi Gaza, but every other bordering region is trying to genocide and settle it all at the same time.
>>222227077the riverlanders deserve it
>>222226803>>222227025Gourmet shit. Tolkienesque.>The fires were leaping from tent to tent and some of the tall pines were going up as well. And through the smoke another wedge of armored riders came, on barded horses. Floating above them were the largest banners yet, royal standards as big as sheets; a yellow one with long pointed tongues that showed a flaming heart, and another like a sheet of beaten gold, with a black stag prancing and rippling in the wind. Robert, Jon thought for one mad moment, remembering poor Owen, but when the trumpets blew again and the knights charged, the name they cried was “Stannis! Stannis! STANNIS!”
Riverlands is like the centre on the chessboard. Best strategic position in war.
>>222227077Tywin Lannister is spiritually Israeli.
>>222227077Tywin was seething about Jason getting ASSRAPED during the Dance
>>222227077rivermen are not people
>>222227111No, the Lannisters go out of their way to launch a terror campaign and wipe out villages. Nobody else does this.
>>222227077>more fertile lands>better fishing spots>better farmshe needed the money, gold mines ran dry and he was desperate
>>222226988Cmon dude don’t be daft, bloodraven is a 14 year old deviantart autists cathartic clapback against his bully who fucked his crush
>>222224088I like the Lothston's because bats and vampires are cool. Otherwise Bracken just because George hates them.
>>222227173>gold mines ran drySHow canon
>>222227077He was this close to getting laughed at by other Westerland houses and tried to take matters into his own hands
>>222227077It's unfathomable. It's like Tywin was trying to turn every inch of land between Golden Tooth and Crownlands into burned down wasteland with population of zero, all because of a petty insult from Catelyn and the riverlords having the gall to defend themselves. Why the fuck would anyone ally with him after that is anyone's guess.>>222227173>gold mines ran dry Show nonsense.
Whenever a war breaks out, the question should never be>Should we expand this conflict into the riverlandsbut instead it should be>how can this conflict cause as much destruction in the riverlands as possible
>>222227173>gold mines ran dry
>>222227077War for the throne was already brewing so he made sure Riverlands wouldn't be able to aid Renly or Stannis.Riverlanders took his son as hostage, shit had to be avenged.
>>222227077>>222227164Blackwoods did it during the dance. They even burned septs with people inside which even Gregor didn't do.
>>222225372season 1 bran is icsh
So why did Aemond leave Jason Lannister out to dry when Jason, as the Lord Paramount of the Westerlands, would feasibly have a very large amount of men and money for his cause? Especially when the battle they are marching too isn't even that far away?Was it a targschizo flare up?
>>222227260>>222227257
>>222227237Based. War with the Dornish? Make sure to march into the Riverlands and burn some shit first to get the men hyped up.
>>222227077A dying frail Tully soldier fucked Joanna and that's how Tyrion was born. Tywin has been seething ever since.
>>222227232And how come the Faith of the Seven doesn't condemn such acts? He would've been declared apostate and excommunicated after acking Reins and Tarbecks if the world was in any way realistic.
>>222227259He started doing that shit even before Whispering Wood, Ned sent Dondarrion and men to kill The Mountain because of it. It’s some bizarre war tactic.
He comes....
>>222227292Because the Faith of the Seven are monsters and punish the good and reward the wicked.
>>222227260So too did the Hoares and the Storm Kings. Medieval warfare just fucking sucks
>>222227312tree-demon controlled hands typed this post
>>222227260>showshitSlander, and false.
>>222227237The Riverlands is their version of Belgium and Poland
>>222227292what a lord does with his vassals in his realm of governance is between him and the seven
>”Because the Faith of the Seven are monsters and punish the good and reward the wicked”
Im going to need the an exception for Aegons speech tomorrowI need a slowed down version of WAKE ME UP to back him up
>>222227312God fearing Christian hands typed this.
>>222227319>The fucking Ironborn did it too so we can chalk it up to normal medieval warfare
>>222227272Blacks had to win and George didn't care how severely he had to buttfuck the logic to achieve it. Ever notice how almost every green character's story devolved into random warcrimes?>>222227164Based Hoster Tully did that as well.
>>222227274>>222227334It's in F&B>In the riverlands, raiders out of Raventree, flying Rhaenyra’s banners, crossed into the lands of House Bracken, burning crops, driving off sheep and cattle, sacking villages, and despoiling every sept they came on (the Blackwoods were one of the last houses south of the Neck who still followed the old gods).
>seething fedoracuck is a sevenfagmakes so much sense now
>>222227135Come for the party, stay for the atrocity
>>222227345He wasn't a lord back then, his dad was.
>>222227371I mean it just makes no sense. This is a guy who is fighting for you, he has money and lots of knights/men at arms at your disposal, and he is worried about the enemy dragon, so he asks you to come and march with them.So instead, you schizo out and rage "HOW DARE HE ORDER ME AROUND LIKE I'M A DOG! REEEEEEEEEEE! TELL HIM TO GO DIE ON HIS OWN!"
>>222227135Nah it's hell.
>>222227382Isn't that before the Riverlands officially join the war? Seems like internal Blackwood/Bracken conflict
>>222227371>Based Hoster Tully did that as well.When?
>>222227370The Ironborn are just not Vikings so yes it is in fact normal medieval warfare
>>222227400Yeah. Vhagar wasn't allowed to attack anyone except hapless civilians, can't let the god-chosen faction of faggots and feminists suffer any serious setbacks.
>>222227292>>222227399Don't forget, his father, the LORD at the time had already forgiven the Reynes and the Tarbecks debts, and had a feast with them all, which Tywin seethed about and refused to attend.6 months later the Reynes and Tarbecks get another random note from Tywin 'REEE COME ANSWER FOR YOUR CRIMES!', so they refuse and raise in rebellion because they know if they just give up, Tywin will slaughter them all anywayswhat he did to the Reynes was especially cruel because he drowned the entire family in Castamere
>>222227409>flying Rhaenyra's banners
>>222227382typical BLACKEDwoods scum, all of them are controlled by literal demonic treesthe most dangerous and well known BLACKEDwood is the guy who LITERALLY has a tree up his ass
>>222227434This is the real reason the dance sucks, not the dragonpit like all the faggots say. The dragonpit storming rules
>>222227452They declared before Riverrun called the banners, so yes
>>222227505>flying rhaenyras banners
>Best kingdom to live in is a France equivalentWhat is the meaning of this?
>>222227439>hey know if they just give up, Tywin will slaughter them all anywaysOr they could have just paid back the money, you know, the reason Tywin was mad at them and not all other vassals
>>222227530Read, nigga, read.
>>222227413At the onset of Robert's rebellion:>The village was just where Notch had promised it would be. They took shelter in a grey stone stable. Only half a roof remained, but that was half a roof more than any other building in the village. It’s not a village, it’s only black stones and old bones. “Did the Lannisters kill the people who lived here?” Arya asked as she helped Anguy dry the horses.>“No.” He pointed. “Look at how thick the moss grows on the stones. No one’s moved them for a long time. And there’s a tree growing out of the wall there, see? This place was put to the torch a long time ago.”>“Who did it, then?” asked Gendry.>“Hoster Tully.” Notch was a stooped thin grey-haired man, born in these parts. “This was Lord Goodbrook’s village. When Riverrun declared for Robert, Goodbrook stayed loyal to the king, so Lord Tully came down on him with fire and sword. After the Trident, Goodbrook’s son made his peace with Robert and Lord Hoster, but that didn’t help the dead none.”>A silence fell. Gendry gave Arya a queer look, then turned away to brush his horse. Outside the rain came down and down.
>>222227536The Vale is France? Weird connection.
>>222227539>pay back the money>when Tytos had already forgiven their debtsthey owed nothing at that point, by law, because of Tywin's dad being a pussy
>>222227464t. some Brackenfag cultist
>>222227439I mean, it wasn't wise to provoke the frothing retard further. Should've played the long game.
>>222227578sorry but blackwoods are the gayest house in westeros
Blackwoods are the faggiest shit I’ve ever seen
Saint Gregor the Good
Woaaaahhhh he has a raven cloak and just stands there? Badasssss, boba fett much?? Woahhhhhh they worship trees??? That’s heckin punk rock!!!
>>222227566How is it weird?
Bracken seethe waters my plants, it's been a dry few days.
>>222227232Why did the Western lords even go along with it? There wasn't even a single sensible or squeamish man amongst his generals? And what kind of dehumanizing propaganda or conditioning did their soldiers go through to do what they did in Riverlands so casually?
>>222227593>>222227597Samefag, and childish.
>>222227655>>222227655
Dude you don’t get it; he’s albino with one red eye and has a raven birthmark and ….Ummmmm ya…that’s heavy metal….
Beneath the cope, the bitter seethe
>>222227554Why did he do it?
>>222227572Alright, so the issue is not "he would have killed them anyway", the issue was "we want to get away with our scam fuck you tywin"
>>222227693They were making a move.
>>222227572But that, again was an example of Tywin freaking out and going beyond his purview as heir.Tywin wasn't owed a single copper star of the debts he took it upon himself to collect.
>>222227861Hahaha, meant for >>222227539
>Mathew Collins, Sohn von Rockstar Phil Collins, unterschreibt einen Einjahresvertrag beim TSV 1860 München.
>>222227354that boy is icsh
Now that GRRM has declared all side projects fan fiction, what impact will the Forresters have on the main story?
>>222227271i need to facefuck him
