One True King of Westeros editionprevious: >>222223742
blackwoods?more like blackedfags
He comes....
>>222227620That's just every single riverlord (beside Blackfish and maybe Jason Mallister) in Robb's camp. And the majority of northern lords. And Tywin's lords have even less.
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>>222227655She was by far the hottest GoT girl:>>222106819
Blackwoods are what a non cool person thinks is cool
>>222227725they are fatso George's self-insert house for a reasontree demon worshipping SCUM
>>222227712>twenty thousand smelly crackheads come streaming down the mountain to steal your pocket change
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>>222227655>KING Tytos fooking Blackwood... >... drinking wine from the skull of Bitter fooking Sneed
>>222227725>>222227733Blackwoods cool, Brackens droolGo cry to your Mother about it
total brackenshit death
>>222227725Whenever I think of blackwoods it gives pic relatedthey have too much going on and its just boring and bloated>oh they're special, they have a special tree>and the have crows>and they're riverlanders but they worship the spooky northern gods>and there's bloodraven>he's an albino>WITH RED EYES>and a SICK METAL CROW SHAPED BIRTHMARK>and he's half targaryen>but he's a blackwood and he's got the northern powers too>he can see everything, he's a greenseer too>HE LOSES AN EYE, FUCKING METAL DUDE>and he's like the best archer around>and he uses special weirwood arrows that can break through kevin's OC shield with no problem>and he uses a valyrian steel sword>and he like beats everyone because he's a genius also>and then he becomes the lord commander at the wall>and then goes north>and then becomes a tree>and then he plans everything>and then he teaches bran>and then...Fucking 12yo deviant art OC bullshit, let me guess he's got a keysword too and 5 wings and he's got super sayan 12 too
>2 episodes and then 2 years waiting time for the next season of this absolute slop
>>222227742this plot has to go somewhere. If Aegor's skull somehow makes it beyond the wall or they shove it into one of the trees at God's eye it'd be fucking great.
>>222227878It's called 'depth', you pillbug.
>all the cool symbols Heh, problem Brackentrannies?
>>222227793Blackwoods are the Coldsteel the hedgehog of houses.
>>222227878Allat and "beneath the gold, the bitter steel" is 20 times more metal than cuckraven
>>222227712looks like the valley in Land Before Time
>>222227905no it isntits textbook bloat
>>222227878Yeah it's why he;s so great, He's the meme deviant art coldsteel the hedgeheg meme but then he's a massive cuck. All his power level and it's nothing. GRRM can be a pretty good writer when he actually boots up DOS
>>222227920kek loser bittersneed
>Tytos Blackwood shits on the skull >After he takes King's Landing, massacres every Golden Company soldierEpilogue of A Dream of Spring looks great
>>222227718That was Rosabell Laurenti Sellers. Second hottest was Nathalie Emmanuel
>>222227742>hehDo people not understand that Bloodraven has subjected himself to decades of unimaginably painful body horror?Merging with a tree in exchange for immortality is not even a poisoned chalice, it's just a jar of poison.
Sex with Alysanne Blackwood
>>222227942t. an illterate
>>222227905Bloodraven is emotionally shallow as a puddle
>>222227920>faggot as albino doing beurocracy in westeros with every single power available in the universeand then you have the bittersteel sideplot, creating a PMC in essos. There really is no comparison
>>222227965>Second hottest was Nathalie EmmanuelNice race-mixing bait.
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>>222227945im actually surprised that GRRM made him into a cuck with how much he glazes him
>>222227977i will now serve raventree hall
>>222227976I dunno seemed pretty chill to me. Hang around fucking with politics while being hand fed by loli elves and knowing your retard brothers can't cause anymore harm to the stability of the realm.
>>222228008>he's a bit...tetchyTruly, riveting
>>222227878Targaryens are like this too. Even their big L of Robert just smashing them because he was big has been wiped away.
George knows which House are Gods and which aren't. That's why he chooses Blackwoods.
every time I come to this thread the bittersneedfag is spamming wtf
>>222228030GRRM said that only the books are canon so I wont consider the darkie filled play as anything but horseshitThe targs have their limits. They go mad, they had their dragons but lost them through their incompetency and retardation
>>222228016Grrm doesn't view this open sexuality thing as a bad thing, he probably thinks Dorne is "healthy" for itYou have to remember he's a libtard, what you consider a pathethic character trait he may find honorable
>>222228025>turn off the 24/7 rape broadcast >there's a root growing through your thorax ever so slowly and you have started to rot.
bad pussy
>>222228067I dont care what he see's as positive or notgetting cucked is always a negative
>>222228056Brackenfags and bittersneed fags are the most triggered fuckfaces in the threads, just like their master. It's funny fucking around with them
>>222227976His entire life was already unimaginable pain, he was destined and designed for the task, and accepted it. Compare him to a wretch like Jon Snow and it becomes clear who a true hero is and who is an unworthy pretender.
Shiera was a hoe but still, Bittersteel had to be unfathomably ugly for her to reject him. Imagine getting dumped by someone who would go go for anyone
>>222228067>Grrm doesn't view this open sexuality thing as a bad thing, he probably thinks Dorne is "healthy" for itI dunno about that. Deep down GRRM is a true blue chud who seethes that one chick in highschool fucked chad instead. Fucking around is never shown in a particularly good light and the amount of suffering bastards sustain on top of it he seems fairly perceptive of it being unhealthy
>>222228101>dude it was my destiny to groom kids
>>222227655So how the fuck does this guy have enough men to oppose fAegon? Did the Riverlanders rediscover the lost Dance respawn machine?
>>222228126She dumped him because one chad knight's cock wasn't enough for her. She needed the whole retinue for her cum magic.
>>222228136Riverlanders have infinite respawn
>>222228126Whats better, being rejected by bonnie blue once or proposing to her 100 times?
>>222228128He blames it on feudalism and whatnot which is why dorne respects muh bastards and all dornish women are whores
>>222228056Bracken board
>>222228101>I was booly by Aegor, life is a heck>anyway, I'm off to take weirwood seed suppositories
>>222228152Not even one night for him? Lmao he must have been extremely repulsive
>>222228152>She dumped himshe never touched the poor guy
>>222228135>ad hominemCope and seethe, Brackenfag
>>222228165>bitterseethe did both
>>222228172Maybe the incest thing was falling out of style. Too many targs with that fetish. She needed to spice up the white haired whore game with more gangbangs.
>>222228180>its an ad hominem to describe exactly what bloodraven is doing
>George isn't writi-
>>222227999Prime Nathalie Emmanuel was fucking gorgeous, and I say that as a card carrying racist. What is your top 3 got girls?
>>222228188Not really, the one infamous for asking marriage 354543 times is BloodravenI think Bittersteel even ended up marrying someone else
>>222228177I never actually read world of fire is that just directly stated? Kinda gay to ruin the mystique of why bittersneed and hated cuckraven.
>>222228188Bittersteel got rejected and then moved onbloodraven got rejected, stood by her while she was fucking half of the kingdom and still kept proposing to her while she was doing it
Seriously, can Br*ckenshits ever stop losing? Are they that cucked? Is being a Br*cken simp a humiliation ritual?
>>222228225Yeah, bittersteel marries Blackfire's daughter/his niece. No known kids though.
>>222228226No all there is was a rumor that they competed for shierras affection. She fucked bloodraven but didn’t commit, and liked to make him jealous by fucking other men. Who would Brynden be most jealous of if Shierra fucked them? Bittersteel of course
>>222228152this. bittersteel wouldnt let her slut around like cuckraven
>>222228250>impotency on top of ugliness bittersneed bros...
>>222228226It is stated she never fucked him but he hated bloodraven because aegon dropped his mom for a blackwood mistress
>>222228272>Who would Brynden be most jealous of if Shierra fucked them? Bittersteel of courseYou know I never considered if Shierra did fuck Bittersneed he would never be able to get over it.
>>222228272So you’re saying shierra was Bryndens hotwife and tormented him with descriptions of how much bigger and better at sex his bully is? That’s just cruel dude
im actually worried for the Bittersteelfag i feel like he's about to burst
>>222228188Bittersteel married Blackfyre's daughter who was like twenty years younger than Shiera.Can you imagine the seethe? She's drinking mercury and rolling around in lead-based powders to keep her looks and finds out that her ex has hooked up with a girl young enough to be his daughter.
>castrates your brother and has him be your sons fool for the rest of his life
>>222228226>the mystique of why bittersneed and hated cuckraven.BrackenBlackwoodThere is your "mystique"Remove Shiera and they would have found some other retarded excuse to duke it out, a mill, a lost bet, a debt, whatever, everything in westeros is just a Blackwood-Bracken proxy warEvery conflict in westeros can be directly traced back to them
>>222228284>It is stated she never fucked himNo it wasn’t you made that up
>>222228315i wish she castrated me tbqh
God I hate Blackwood Bracken bullshit so much
>>222228230Loyal, to a fault
>>222228314She has immortal beauty while other girl gets walled. Eventually, that girl will be rolling around at other younger more beautiful ones
there's no man in westeros shierra didnt fuck
>>222228309>he actually thinks it's one guyBittersteel and Bloodraven both have some of the most autistic lorefag fans around. Outside of Blackfyre himself.
>>222228284She fucked everything with a pulse, including the contents of the stable... except Bittersteel?Nah.
>>222228315Do it again, Lady Johanna!
>>222228353it does seem like one seething fag
The millwhatever happened there
>>222228213>Penny >3 booksYeah you're supposed to make your lies believable. Just have her die, who cares.
Ashara Dayne vs ShieraWho can take more men in a single night?
>>222228360>Bittersteel was so ugly she wouldn't touch him despite wanting everyone else
>>222228321That just seems so fucking obvious and simple. In the original books it's implied the entire war was almost over women alone. Which is massive cuck shit but thousand year long feuds are gay too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZK3rPTAiP8
>>222228353/got/ was always bracken owned
What did the Nun say to the Queen when all the peasants were gathered and complaining? “A girl was taken” like she means kidnapped or just died?
>>222228376Being a Tully is pain
>>222228352>shierra fucked everyone except bittersteel>ashara fucked everyone except nedwhy are women like this
>>222227712I love nasmith but man does he not understand prospective, it's incredible that his stuff can look so good despite that
>>222228419Women hate honest men
Reminder that bracken "men" canonically have neovaginas
>>222228397>That just seems so fucking obvious and simpleIt is what it is anonThe burning mill, whatever happened there
>>222228347>immortal beautyNo such thing. Even if she employed glamours to *appear* to still be in her prime the Dorian Grey ass hag beneath the spell would grind her teeth like Stannis.
>>222228400
>>222228416>win the war of liberation against Hoare shits with the help of your new dragon palsYay!>realise you have to keep the quarrelling horde of mud lords in line while occupying the most awkward territory in the realmBoo!
reminder that blackwood women canonically procreate by fucking horses
The Lightning Lord is the best character in the books and no one can argue this.
Blackwood men have dicks as long as horses, bracken "men" are impotent
>>222228397they need a reason ANY reasonA horse could be standing on the line that seperates their lands. brackens would be upset because the horse is shitting on their grass while the blackwood would be upset because the horse isnt positioned correctly for him to fuck it and BOOM war
why did they do it?
>declares you king and dooms your campaignWhy did he do it?
>p-please tell gregor to stop raping my daughtersBrackencucks just cannot have a break
>>222228453Look at Mel. That's the thing she employs. Long after Bittersteel's wife rots in the ground, she'll still look the same
>>222228505The Umber Masterplan????
>>222228504A good dicking is worth destroying the realm over.
>>222228507SER GREGOR THE GOOD
>>222228515The Umbers are actually the senior line via Arrana Stark…
>>222228504Add Cersei and it's complete
>>222228504Post your FUCK/MARRY/KILLFuck Saera because you gotta try that succubus pussy at least onceMarry Ashara because she cuteKill Shiera because she's a witch
Now that all side projects are declared canon, what effect will House Forrester have on ASOIAF?
>>222228505He's retarded but Robb is way worse for accepting it.
>>222228575"The North Grove">series dies
>>222228505Would have anything changed if they bent to Stannis? Stannis would still go to Blackwater, lose, and Robb would have sitll started losing the war the exact same way
>Hoster Blackwood on his way back to Raventree Hall casually stopping by and committing Bracken holocaust
>>222228486I feel like if I had infinite lives, I would just go around raping.
>>222228307She was cruel, she seduced men just to reject them so cruelly some of them killed themselves.
>>222228606Welcome to the green army, patriotAll hail true king rapegon!
Bracken landBracken kingBracken ERA
>>222228342Yin and Yang of Westeros.The Diaper Duo of /got/hotd/dunk/.
>>222228606>unlimited lives>spend them fighting a losing guerilla war in a region far from your home hanging with your boys and noosing rapists>finally accept death making sure someone more insane and dangerous to the stability of the realm takes your place
>>222228504in all seriousness, ashara only had sex with one man and got pregnant once
>>222228512But Melisandre is actually the old hag beneath if all. She simply appears younger.When Bloodraven uses a glamoured moonstone to appear as Maynard Plumm the text makes it clear that it is the perception that is being warped rather than the physical substance.
>>222228575Man I hate this house and its backstory>we have super strong trees that’s better than normal wood
>>222228641It's just a meme, don't take it so personal, barriston.
>>222228636>Bracken la-ACK
>>222228505>¨hostile until you cripple him for lifeHe's a based retard.
>>222228639"This is what King Robert would have wanted"
>>222228641In the play she does try to come onto ned to join her polycule and is also lezzing it our with Elia but the play is not canon to be fair
>>222227655just a week ago ashara was known as a cute mysterious maiden with a tragic fate. now shes considered one of the biggest sluts in westerosi history... fuck george
>>222228656i know but stillalso barrisan would be seething if she actually was a slut
>>222228678Considered by who? Retards who consider the play canon when it’s not?
>>222227712>Not a single incestous alien, tracherous dornishman, or Iron Bank-imported Summer Islander in nightVGH...
>>222228505Why is the giant black?
>>222228715The Vale was Ground Zero for the Andal invasion of Westeros tho
>>222228720There was once many black giants like black lords in westeros before the reign of Maegor "all blacks must die" Targaryen (First of his name)
>>222228575In my current CK2 game these guys inherited the Vale from the Arryns until their lord paramount died with no heirs and his sister whose kids were Arryns inherited in turn. Just as planned.
>>222228745this looks so funny for some reason
>>222228416They get off on tard wrangling
>>222228745zesty
>>222228745Gods help us all...
>>222228601Robb's campaign is him just fucking around and taking battles at random across the Riverlands and Westerlands. Stannis probably could've given the northern front better direction in a coordinated campaign to sack King's Landing. A united Baratheon and Stark force also might've just had Tywin say fuck it and try to negotiate giving up the throne rather than risk complete Lannister extermination. Maybe he could keep Jaime and Tyrion alive, Cersei and the kids would 100% have to die though.
>>222228744I spend so much time autistically intriguing to keep the old houses in their respective regions lmao
Elaena best girl
>>222228781>Cersei and the kids would 100% have to die though.Maybe Cersei but the kids aren't really guilty. If it's agreed by law they're bastards they're really not much of a threat.
>>222228560cersei is not that big of a slut... not to mention i could fix her
>>222228745Literally who the fuck is everyone supposed to be? Not only is the nig casting bad but the costumes are awful
>>222228678jewish plays man... subverting an actually loyal woman into a slut. I fucking hate jews so much its unreal.
>>222227976Sure; but on the other hand, he gets to have people like me call him cool.
27 hours until the best episode since the 2nd best episode from last week :)
>Robert was a rapist Where does this come from, saw some woman bitching about it
>>222228745Ashara Rhaella Robert Lyanna Brandon NedEllia Aerys Rhaegardid i get it right?
>>222228800>3 kingsguard, 2 cousins, one fool, one boar, the whole stableWhen are we having the Lannister incestuous alien talk?
>Dorne is now just blacklmao
>>222228807
>>222228817They think he raped Cersei (if anything she raped him).
>>222228745aerys was 39 when he died, why is he always depicted as an old man? he was literally in his prime
>>222228817Has sex with people he has complete power over so it's impossible for them to meaningfully consent (doesn't apply to Rhaenyra and Cole btw)
>>222228781What possible better coordination could they have dude, when Baelish negotiated with the Tyrells it was over, Robb would never make it to kings landing before Tywin especially since they would have to communicate with a moving Stannis army and thus not reachable by ravenBEST case scenario Stannis would have retreated north earlier making a Bolton takeover a struggle, but we are talking after robb was already killed
>>222228821>LyannaThat's a woman?!
>>222228850The white hair and his frail description makes it easy for people to fall into thinking so looking at artwork.
Lowkey Lannisters are also incestuous freaks that need to be talked about
>>222228850Discord schizomaxxing with Bloodraven over the wierwood shitposting net ages a nigger like you wouldn't believe
>>222228817Raped Cersei and had sex with underage prostitutes.
>>222228807>subverting an actually loyal womanThis is your headcanon btw, we know she had a child outside of marriage>nooo she actually had a secret marriage!!!!Not better and highly unlikely since that would betray the Tullys
>>222228744>>222228783There is a game option that pushes characters that take a kingdom with a different surname to revert to the ancestral house name of the seat. With this game mode for example a Marbrand with a female Lannister ancestor inheriting Castlery Rock will likely switch his dynasty to Lannister. Dunno if its in the base mod or in popular submods like More Bloodline tho
She sent Queen Dowager to murder her own son, brilliant.
>>222228880Andals are allowed a bit of incest, as a treat
>>222228888>we know she had a child outside of marriageUntil we actually see a kid everythin is GRRM's two lies and a truth autism.
>>222228745Let me guess...Ashara, Rhaella, Robert, Lyanna, Brandon, Ned.Elia, Aerys and Rhaegar.
>>222228888she had one miscarriage and wanted to marry the father and killed herself because her honor was lostNO other woman would do that
>>222228907She's going to suck him off...to death
THE TIDE
>>222228905Nah that's in the base mod. Took us bitching at the team forever to finally add it as an option because they're genuinely fucking retarded>12 years later I'm still seething over the massive hundred plus threads over if the duelist trait deserves a combat buff
>>222228745I have a hard time taking the play seriously knowing what the cast and production design look like
>>222228910INCESTUOUS ALIENS FREAKS
>>222228798>the Lads died for thisI feel bad for Archie Barnes, he'll be roundly despised by bookfags for supplanting other characters in exchange for more Rhaenicent screentime.
>>222228920Death by Snu Snu
>>222228649Why is that any different than all the other houses have their special resources?
>>222228919>because her honor was lostYeah couldn't be because her brother, unborn child, and Brandon (which was already obvious as Ned never things about Ashara) diedMust have been the honor
>>222228931Surely it does, right?
>>222228944Nah it's the writers. Davos Blackwood literally looks like the famous Benjicot pic and they couldn't rename him
>>222228850Madness ruined. But i still think the canon lineage of the late Targs Is too much crowded with people having kids way too early (Aegon V died the night his grand-grandkid was born and he was like only 60 years old)Something good the GOT show did was cutting Jahaerys II entirely, making Aerys II both older and the third kid of Egg
>>222228970lmao. It only buffs martial. Those retards refused to add a combat buff because "well its a hobby that means nothing" while making a hobby about sword fighting making your battle tactics better. I legit never had more anger and stupid arguments as I did working with the GoT team for a bit.
>>222228736>outlaws incest, slavery, polygamy and human sacrifices>creates the idea of knighthood and fair war>the faith are the only institution that cares about smallfolkWhy do people view the andal invasions as bad? It's equivalent in the real world is the christianization of pagan europe
I have a crack theory that Bloodraven loved Bittersteel first and then Shiera second. Really.>"I have my own ghosts, Bran. A brother that I loved, a brother that I hated, a woman I desired. Through the trees, I see them still, but no word of mine has ever reached them. The past remains the past. We can learn from it, but we cannot change it."Note that he said he loved the brother but only desired the woman, implying that whatever he felt for the woman was fickler than what he felt for his brother.There are so many other ways to say "love"--adore, cherish, admire...So I think the choice of words was deliberate.Now, that doesn't necessarily mean Aegor was the brother Brynden loved--in fact, there were many reasons for them to hate each other: their mothers, Shiera, the rebellions, Bloodraven's eye, etc. But for all that, Brynden never seemed all that bothered about Aegor, to the point that Bittersteel lived to the grand old age of 69 with a sorcerous spymaster as his sworn enemy.
>>222228953Could have been all fourWeird that she waited a year and half after losing her child and a year after Brandon died to kill herself, coincidentally after Ned comes.
>>222229026You will find that waiting a year is absolutely not weird at all and almost all suicides happen a year or more after the cause of the depressionComes to mind the case of the mother who killed herself a year after her son did because he was falsely accused of rape or something like that
I fought the Targs and the Targs won
>>222229018It's funny how anti-church/religion GRRM is while showing them in a better light than most groups.
>>222227741and your wife
>>222228219>What is your top 3 got girls?Esmé BiancoCharlotte HopeCarice van Houten
>>222229054Almost like something else happened to trigger that flame of suicide
>>222228817Barra's mother was like 13.They're the same, Robert and Rhaegar.
>>222229088Have you seen Vale women? They're welcome to her.
>>222228953she had sex with ned once because they loved each other and wanted to marry. but then brandon died and ned had to marry cat. then she had a miscarriage and her love also killed her brother. this is simply a much better story than what the so called play did
>>222229076Whatever becomes of Daemon II? Bloodraven says he will be a hostage at Kingslanding. Does he live out his days happily there? Is Varys his descendant?
>Aerion Brightflame's last words were "free free Palestine"
>>222229113NedNeverThinksAboutHerYou had already lost this battle years ago, Brandon was always the most likely father of the child
>>222229076>goofy a homo actually brought his fancy show armor to lead his rebellion withKeeping in prison helped the blackfyres lmao. I'd let him go and keep being a fuck up
>>222229076This queer and his hillarious bad Plan likely doomed the rest of the Blackfyres. almost 20 years of preparation among the continental loyalists only to end in a farce because they choose to be leaded by a faggot that wasnt even man enough to bring Blackfyre with him. His brothers and cousins later found 0 support in the Continent thanks to him
>>222229136>GRRM will reveal his twist from the beginning Are you stupid
>>222229136Ned has a bad history of literally never consciously remembering important details like Jon's real dad
>>222229132Wait for Fire and Blood 2
>>222227977>be cregan stark >win
>>222229148He wasn't choosen to lead them. That's the point of him not having Blackfyre. Bittersteel knew he was retard and didn't give him the sword. His retarded plan was his own.
>>222229136NedNeverThinksAboutHisMotherIsThisAnIndicationOfHimBeingAutochthonous?No,GeorgeHasAlwaysPlayedFastAndLooseWithPoVCharactersAndInformationAnd,BasicallyYou'reFuckingStupid
the play is not canon and ashara is not a slut. until george comes out and specifically confirms that its canon that ashara was bisexual and poly and she sucked fucked and licked half of westeros i will not accept it.
>>222228858LF flipping the Tyrells is well after Robb is declared king in the show series of events, so it's not really worth accounting for. All of Tywin and co's moves are based on the fact that they have multiple fragmented enemies rather than being tasked with fighting a united, overwhelming force (which Stark + Tully + Stannis + Dead Renly would be).Stannis goes to siege King's Landing when he knows he has all the forces he's gonna get, which is just Stormlanders and some sellswords. Even if this means Tywin is now garrisoning King's Landing because Stannis is now waiting to consolidate with the North and Riverlands army, what exactly is Tywin going to do to even the odds? Hey Tyrells, want to join us in fighting nearly the entire continent to uphold our illegitimate line?
>>222229206As though Bittersteel and the other blackfyres who had the sword's plan was any better invading horrible bottlenecks right next to their enemy's entrenched capital.
Why are those formless killers targetting city watch when they could have been targetting dragon riders? One of the dragon rider was literally just drinking himself to liver cancer in taverns
>>222229132he was hostage and died of winter plague or something like that
>>222228920>>222228907>momcest kino on mainstream tvpls do it HBO, let them fuck
Bittersteel failed like the cursed house(s) he was wrought from
>>222229228>George has always played fast and loose with PoV Characters and informationSo why are you so sure about Ashara's sex life?
>>222229228>NNTAHM ITAIOHBA NGHAPFALWPCAIABYFSI don't get it.
>>222229275>So why are you so sure about Ashara's sex life?I know personally about it. I'm the baby daddy.
>>222229264Honeymoon night threeway
>>222229275DidISayThatI Was?TakeTheL,LittleBro
>>222229255Gold cloaks wear gold cloaks. Westeros doesn't have HBO where they can watch Houes of the Dragon and see what every dragonrider's face looks like.
>>222229299Barristan?
>>222229286Secret Dayne code.It can only be deciphered during the hours of the night.
>>222229240Most likely his plan is fine and its just foiled because of wacky Dunk and Egg serendipity.
>>222227655I dont understand why this girl fled. She could have explained what happened.
>>222229255Nobody can bring themselves to kill Ulf, he's too much of a lad. Also the conspirators know there are schemes afoot to get him to switch
>>222229306>DISTIW TTLLBI don't get it.
>>222228745are those niggers supposed to be the starks?
>>222229349Nigger she had priors and a warrant out, sheeeeit
>>222229264theres going to be an awkward conversation between alicent and rhaenyra when she comes back>so did you do your mission?>ehm well...>??>rhae we fucked for days and then i just left>gods damn it...>m-maybe he'll die from the exhaustion?>oh just shut up
>>222229349Niggers always run. They will turn a broken tail light into 8 felonies.
>>222229316Its not like Rhaenyra brought a thousand people with her when she took over but I see your point
>>222229451>MA'AM PULL THE DRAGON OVER>>MUFFAGINBIXNOODANDALSHIEEEEETIAINTGOINTOJAIL>burns half the crownlands
>>222229228No, because we can reasonably assume he's not, the same way we don't need to be told Ned has two legs, because unless stated otherwise its considered obvious information. The same goes for Ned not having a gun, because its a medieval like setting, so we can safely assume Ned doesn't possess a collection of gunsWe cannot reasonably assume he was in love with Ashara, these two are not equivalent things because a secret relationship with Ashara is not the default of humankind. I shouldn't explain the difference betwee these two types of information yet here we are.>And basically you are fucking stupidWhy, because you are seething about having no arguments? All you had was this bullshit about not having a mother, so yeah, I'd say the issue here is that you cannot accept you have spent 15 years being wrong about Ashara
>You have lived too long, nuncle.
>>222229488>I'd say the issue here is that you cannot accept you have spent 15 years being wrong about Ashara30. Fucking. years. Since GoT came out. 15 since dance. lmao. No wonder this thread is half mad.
>>222229499>On that we agree.
>>222229349I can’t get over how ugly the actress looks, even after her wild girl makeover she still looks like she left the shower without rinsing off the shampoo.
>>222229499>PLEASE FORGIVE ME NUN- ACKKK!
>>222229499What if there really was no battle of the god's eye and aemond and daemon just spent their time fucking riverland whores and broing around before crashing their yacht?
>>222229544You are retarded if you can't recognize that is the stable boy Alys murdered.
>>222229534Can you please not trash talk my wife
>>222229568>stable boy rides a dragon
>>222229556Its already leaked that Alicent kills Aemond and Rhaenyra tells everyone Daemon did it so that Alicent doesn't get labelled a kinslayer.
>>222229583I'll say this. Much cuter than her twin.
>>222229584Next time he's going to tell you that some shepherd girl rides a dragon too
>>222229584Get off your phone when watching. Vhagar is already dead in the show and at the bottom of the lake.
>>222229544>Aemond's body and Vhagar's skull were recovered from the bottom of the Gods Eye years later. Prince Aemond's armored bones were found still chained to Vhagar's saddle, with Dark Sister thrust hilt-deep through his eye socket.[8][10]I like how everyone just dragged their dicks for years to get Dark Sister back
>>222229610nigger you gay
>>222229612>>222229617It's Better Call Tyland Season 1 already? How time flies.
>>222229587>the literal only pay off to the entire dance is one actually interesting fight outside of cole getting his comeuppance>completely subverted Gay!
>>222229587Hmm this is an interesting moral that House of the Dragon is taking for its story. I wonder if there are any events in our own history books that are similarly embellished?
>>222229556they are both schizos, they would try to conquer dorne and essos together
So do the Tyrells not exist yet?
>>222227655So why was Ashara such a slut
>>222229646nigger you blind
>>222229624Probably took a fortune and thousand of peasants to swim around until they found it
>>222229662Lord of Highgarden is a toddler
>two fucking years per seasonhow do you guys have the patience for this
What are the odds fAegon... is Aegon? I think the play really sets up that Varys had the notice and opportunity to do so, and potentially even Ellia's cooperation to continue her line beyond her impending death.
>>222229662I don't think it's said but I always assumed the Tyrells didn't really become that influential until the Hightowers started to decline after the Dance. I don't think we get any important members besides their aiding in the Dornish question.
>>222229662The Tyrells are in charge of the Reach and therefore the theoretical overlords of the Hightowers also, but they themselves were neutral during the Civil War and let their vessels kill each other instead
>>222229662Lord is a literal baby, trolled the Greens with their own ideology and used it to stay out of the madness
>>222229687gestures at the wait for Winds2 years is childsplay
>>222229687I hibernate
>>222229662I think they're a minor House in service to the Gardeners
>>222229687>how do you guys have the patience for thisYou stop caring after waiting 15 years
>>222229687I DON'T FUCKING WATCH THIS NONSENSE THAT'S HOW
>>222229689It would be kind of funny if Aegon is the real deal, but neither he nor Dany’s fairy tales end up happening simply because Jon is the actual main character of the proffecy and such
>>222229653Most understandable betrayal in history, too bad he's going to regret it.
>>222229694I wouldn't be shocked in the High Towers are like the Manderlys, richer and more powerful than their overlord but willing to be in the background. The Manderlys, it's a duty thing with the Starks but the Hightowers are religious fanatics and anti magic enough to want anything Targy gone from the universe.
>>222229687By not being an ADHD-ridden aspie
>>222229708House gardener was obliterated hundreds of years ago you lorelet at the field of fire. Christ does nobody actually read.
>>2222296871 year of watching youtubers rip into the show1 year of dunknext season arriveseasy
>>222228886It’s not possible to rape your wife
>>222228505I don't accept the northern lords would name a 14 year old king. It's fucking retarded. It actually made more sense in the show with older robb
>>222229733Tyrells are confirmed richer than Hightowers
>>222229723Exactly, it'd be great if it was all real - but it doesn't matter as all non Dragon Targs are useless. It might be the true meaning of the Cyvasse scene with Tyrion. Yeah, he's a Targ... but without a Dragon it's a meaningless accomplishment.
>>222229488>abloblo>ablablaGoodLordYouAreOneSpectacularlySlowRetard.NedStarkIsIntentionallyWrittenToNotRevealInformationThatWouldPresageGeorge'sEpicTwists.WhichZooDidYouEscapeFrom?
>>222229687Well the DVD extras that came out a decade ago from the original GOT already told the entire story very well with great voice acting. Here it’s just lesbian fanfic so it’s easy to just let it go and focus on something else until a new season pops up.
>>222229733The Hightowers have also mostly kept their powder dry as of the most recent book. They’ve got several thousand troops of their own just in reserve, helpful since Euron is invading the Reach when the Reache’s main army is split between Storms End and Kings Landing
>>222229761Reported income? Heh.
Who poisons Ulf?
>>222229763>it's a meaningless accomplishment.Daeny's fire resistance 100% and other weird shit is proof they have some kind of magic blood.
>>222227697Brackenbros won, Golden Company won, Bittersteel won and fAegon will win.
>>222229793He drinks two (hehe, get it) many ales and dies
>>222229793Rape victim no 27.
>>222229801Dany’s fire resistance is a unique thing, several other Targs have roasted to death. I’m not even sure if she herself is immune since we only have the one scene during the egg hatching to go by. Could have been a one off miracle
>>222229793Some Hightower who literally does nothing else in the story.
>>222229801Viserys didn't have fire resistance, neither did Aegon II. Dany really doesn't either I think - it was a special event.
faegon is a blackfyre. daemonchads we will finally win
I bet it was bloodraven who received dark sister from the lake. In asoiaf, the sickly deformed greenseer = King Arthur Wether it be Peremore the twisted, bloodraven or bran stark
>>222229745My bad, I forgot the timeline. So the Tyrells must be serving the Hightowers at the time of the Dance?
>>222229823In the book it’s a one-off miracle. In the show she’s legit fireproof because D&D didn’t understand the original scene.
George wouldn't spoil his plot twists like this. That's how I know this play is an absolute joke.Just reverse all the reveals and that is what actually will happen in the books.
>>222229823>>222229833I'm not trying to say every targ is magic but there has been enough weird sorcerers/witches in their ranks and prophesy seers to assume theres more to it.
I would drink the wildfire
>>222227790He had pretty good teeth left over for an old guy in a perpetually always medieval time period.
>>222229845No. The Tyrells are simply staying out of it. The Reach lords are ripping themselves to pieces in the absence of their active leadership though
>>222229819They aren't going to give him the rapemaxxing story all of a sudden
>>222229839reminder that hes got blackfyre and hes going to reveal it soon
>>222227878Brynden's ravenpeen cannot compete Aegor's Big Bracken Bittersteel. He mounted Shiera Seastar so many times its' funny.
>>222229839>gets jobbed by tytos chadwood sorry fagfyres
>>222229839>gets killed by evil Daenerys
>>222229860Well yeah, Valyrian blood is special. The only reason they are able to tame dragons to begin with is due to blood magic voodoo back in the day. Before that they were literally just a society of shepherds who did incest.It’s why we don’t really have any recorded dragon riders who weren’t at least part Valyrian
>>222229871What are the odds the Reach lords at KL aside from the Tyrells (Redwyne, Rowan, and Tarly) are all fAegon supporters? I think the Redwyne fleet helped Jon Connington and the rest safely land in Westeros.
>Ned x Ashara was actually the real story>HA! Got you bitches
>>222229898I doubt they did incest before the lizard people taught them blood magic eugenics
>>222229871Why is there a regent for the Reach to run the show?
>>222229916It's Redwyne, Rowan and Fossoways
>>222229943Odds the Great Empire of the Dawn practiced incest?
Romulus and Remus were raised by she wolves, I bet the founders of Valyria were raised by dragon women
>>222229943>I doubt they did incestWhat else are you going to do herding sheep all day? Fuck them?
We have several cases where Targaryen miscarriages end up producing a baby that looks part dragon so I honestly wonder if part of the initial ritual wasn’t literally having sex with a dragon or something
>>222229953Sam's Dad is acting odd as fuck at the port he 'owns'. He's rebuilding it and re arming it. He also has possession of Margery and the other girls at the end of the books.
>>222229971Yes. Daemon still carries the genetic memory
>>222229962Hot milk from mommy dragon teets
>>222229733>ManderlysThe Manderlys have a built in limiter on their power: they're not 'real' Northerners and they worship the 7. If they ever got too big for their boots, the rest of the North would happily unite against them. Hightowers don't have that problem. Half the Reach hates the Tyrells for being upjumped stewards.
>>222228128GRRM is a literal cuck, one of his gf/wife left him for his best friend and he writes a about it consistently in his scifislop. Meathouse Man is about his necromancer mc being a talented loser who gets cucked and settles for his corpse wife.
Dorne and the Vale are the only two kingdoms in the book who haven’t committed their armies at all yet beyond maneuvers. Littlefinger and Doran will probably matter a lot assuming George doesn’t kill one early in Winds
>>222229984there are dog girls and horse girls. im sure targs had a few dragon girls.
>>222229984It makes me wonder too if Miri Mazz Dur (sp?) did nothing to Dany with her spell. I don't think Dany's actually barren and I think her kid's death was just that Targ demon baby shit their cunts sometimes spit out.
>They're incestuous aliens, Dunk! >Smug shits who raid our lands, kill our people and tell us what to do. >The best thing any of those blonde monsters can do is finish on his wife's tits
>>222230028You forget about the secret undercities of the Riverlands ready to pounce on Lannister shits
>>222230002It seems like half the North hated the Starks, tbqh.
>>222230067Apart from the Boltons not really
>>222230059The Brotherhood is cooked. They aren’t shit without the lightning lord
>>222230067Everyone does really. Besides Dorne I don't think any region has more than 50% loyal lords.
>>222227878You can read the whole story without picking up on any of that...which is why they a had TV show adaptation that includes part of that, but doesn't even mention that he was bryden rivers, or a blackwood.....Just saying. Obviously not that important, since the show is canon and we won't ever get the books. I guess we will get some of it in AKOTSK but I doubt too much considering the eps are 30 mins. Anyway it pretty much only exists in the way you describe on Reddit and reddit is gay so ..Or...Mayhaps you are right....
>>222229962And their names were probably like Valyr and Vaelor or sm
>>222230089They're killing several FreysRed Wedding 2.0 (reverse) will happen
>>222230097The Westerman seemed pretty loyal and sturdy to Tywin. Only the Westerlings defected during Robb’s invasion and it was part of a complex plot.
>>222230080The Karstarks were very willing as were the Dustins. The strength of the Boltons as #2 and able to get the others to fall in line is funny considering how poorly the Florents were.
>>222230135>The Westerman seemed pretty loyal and sturdy to Tywin.Only after a certain red rain affair lmao
>>222229960I think the opposite. They were aliens who bred with the planets native primitives
>>222230149Karstarks only after they killed their father. Before that they were quite loyal
>>222229689the story varys told is so retardedly convoluted there's no way fAegon is really aegon, why did he only saved aegon but not rhaenys?
>>222230135Jamie had to show up to throw his dick around, though. When Lady Stoneheart finally kills him... well I believe when Aegon rides north to King's Landing Cersei will take Tommen and fuckoff back to Casterly Rock. Not sure how well that journey will fare given they aren't required for ending with zombies v dragons.
Lady Dustin is obviously going to betray Roose and help Manderly out right. Like her grudge about wanting to wipe out the entire Stark family as revenge for Brandon’s death never really made a ton of sense that you sat down and thought about it.
>>222228796they are abominations also Stannis is hanging out with a fire witch there is no way those kids are making it out.
>>222230201>>222230201
>>222230188She's playing her own game. She's butthurt about Brandon but isn't directly working to destroying the Starks either.
>>222230183She's a girl and not required. She'd have been as useful as Sansa was when Rob was alive. The plot does sound convoluted, but per the play (canonocity aside) he knew well in advance the schemes Elia had and potentially Jon Snow existing. It would be in his benefit to maintain a male heir alive. Now why Aegon over Viserys... not sure. Even at 9 I am not sure if you'd know Viserys was nutso.
>>222230231>She's a girl and not required.Princesses and ladies are always good to have if you want to make strong alliances
>>222230067>Boltons>Barbrey Dustin because she got pumped and dumped by Brandon>Ryswell (maybe) because they're related to the Boltons/Dustins>Karstarks because they're mad about their lord being executed and possibly mad about his daughter being married to a wildingEveryone else seems loyal and it's a moot point anyway because none of those four seem to like the Manderlys much either.
Myrcella will marry FAegon bookmark this
>>222229768Yeah, to hide Jon snow's parentageNot to hide why some background character like Ashara killed herself. If he revealed all information and we found out he never even kissed Ashara, the game would be up. I thought this was obvious to everyone, but I guess some individuals like you learned how to read by mistake
>>222229400Hot.
>>222227712Where is the Witcher or elder scrolls style GoT game series? An mmo might even succeed but id love a game for each region
>>222229687it would be more kino if they just aired a new episode every 3 months instead :)
>>222228720Pre-show depictions of giants basically made them bigfoot
