>>222246779
What edition is this?
Sex with Alysanne Blackwood
>>222249599Thankfully your grace has got it covered!
*carries season three*
>>222249640Why didn’t he use his bee magic?
>O Aegon, Valyrian devil and damned devil’s kith and kin, assistant to the black goat himself. What the hells kind of dragonlord are thou, that canst not slay a desert rat with your dragon? The stranger shits, and your army eats. Thou shalt not, thou son of a whore, make subjects of Dornish sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee. Fuck thy mother. Thou Yunkish scullion, Sarnori wheelwright, brewer of Mereen, goat-fucker of Lhazar, swineherd of New and Old Ghis, pig of Essaria, Qohorik thief, catamite of Qarth, hangman of Myr, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before the Gods, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig’s snout, mare’s arse, slaughterhouse cur, screw thine own mother!Ps. Worry not of rhaenys, our men keep her well attended ; )
>>222249636why are jewesses so hot? is this their evolutionary survival mechanism?
>OK Sara we're getting to the end of the series so the important question on all our minds. Who is getting raped in the final episode?
>Ser Ronnet was a landed knight, no more. For any such, the Maid of Tarth would have been a sweet plum indeed. “How is it that you did not wed?” Jaime asked him.>“Why, I went to Tarth and saw her. I had six years on her, yet the wench could look me in the eye. She was a sow in silk, though most sows have bigger teats. When she tried to talk she almost choked on her own tongue. I gave her a rose and told her it was all that she would ever have from me.” Connington glanced into the pit. “The bear was less hairy than that freak, I’ll—”>Jaime’s golden hand cracked him across the mouth so hard the other knight went stumbling down the steps. His lantern fell and smashed, and the oil spread out, burning. “You are speaking of a highborn lady, ser. Call her by her name. Call her Brienne.”>Connington edged away from the spreading flames on his hands and knees. “Brienne. If it please my lord.” He spat a glob of blood at Jaime’s foot. “Brienne the Beauty.”
>Who is getting raped in the final episode?
>>222249675Same energy
Jacebros it's so fucking over...
Rest in peace my King...
>>222249771I'd genuinely forgotten about him
This is how Daemon looks to meGenuinely grotesque looking. In fact. Most Targaryens except like Aegon look hideous so what exactly is Grrm writing them as beautiful
INCESTUOUS ALIENS
>>222249771>"This can't be happening!" Jacaerys thought. "I'm in charge here!"
>>222249599egg is icsh
Jace is the most forgettable character everAll Strongs areIn fact, I believe fandom remembers Lucerys exist only because a few years back fujos shipped him with One-Eye
This motherfucker is pleased for some deed you did for him, and offers you first pick of his daughters to marry. Who are you picking?
>>222249807swarthy dornegroid fingers typed this post
>>222249846It's a shit test and you're supposed to pick him to marry, isn't it?
>>222249846Saera is my dream girl Wallahi
>>222249807Matt Smith should have played Hugh Hammer in his original violent gigarapist cast.
>LOOK AT ME, I’M RHAEGAR AND I ONLY LOST BECAUSE I HAD A DRAGON DREAM IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT!1!1!>NOT BECAUSE I WAS A SCHIZOPHRENIC RETARD TOO DUMB TO PLAY THE GAME!! Do TARDgaryens really expect us to believe this drivel
>>222249846Saera
>Lord Tully...
>>222249848Duck Dornishment too actually they're worthless subhuman trash
>>222249889>Ser Gregor, tie Lord Tully to the bed while I go get the lube
>>222249846Fuck it, we Gael. She could probably do with not being treated like a fucking baby by her mother.
>>222249919>WHAT IN THE SEVENS NAME ARE YOU DOING PRINCE RHAEGAR!?!
>>222249846>Daenerys (dead child)>Alyssa (Tomboy)>Maegelle (septa)>Daella (smol but fragile pretty tardwife)>Saera (the biggest whore)>Viserra (snotty bitch)>Gael (Basically Daella again but babied even harder by her mother)Alyssa is the only correct choice.
>>222249889>if I give you my hardest battles, lord Tully, it is because you are my lealest vassal
Arthur Dayne, of the HIV and aids lol get it
>George tries to use the play to make Rhaegar look good>Still a deadbeat dad but now not even committed to his prophecy autism, has to be convinced to keep going by Lyanna
>>222249846Maegelle would be the correct choice.
Fuck Harrenhal
>>222249967He was gay, Arthur Dayne?
>>222249964>Shhh Lord Tully, the first few thrusts will hurt, but I have been assured it will eventually feel good... mayhaps.
Fruitcake for Blackwoods
>PoV: you're Lyanna Stark after Rhaegar invited you to a room in Harrenhal
>>222249967>>222250000>Made Ashara Saera 2.0 and Arthur a faggot so people stop mocking Gerold Bravo George.
What house have women built like this?
>>222249599>>222249967>>222249975GOT isn't canonHOTD isn't canonAKOTSK isn't canonThe Play isn't canon>Only the books are canon.https://grrm.livejournal.com/352453.html?thread=18585285#t18585285
>>222250023No anon, Elia was the cuck of Ashara. Rhaegar was just a cuck because he was ruled by three women.
>>222250000A sword swallower
>>222250023
>>222249889>forgive me Lord Tully, but I must do this for the sake of the world>it came to me in a dream
The ancient Beesburies were kangz of the upper and lower Honeywine before the foreign Hightowers used tricknology to build not!Alexandria at the mouth of the river.
>>222249718(You) the viewer
>>222250043>Ten year old postUnless the fat cunt says it in the last few years it doesn't matter, he's a fickle bitch and would easily change his mind for money.
>>222250076What do the Beesburies export outside honey
>>222249771who?
>6.5hrs until PURE KINOsurely many important events will transpire as well as be resolved this week
>>222250000>>222250058>fag>talks about his knees not bending easily>gets killed by a stab from behindbravo GRRM, absolute kino
>>222249946I'd say that Gael was coddled to an unhealthy degree rather than actually retarded like Daella.
aagghh...
>>222250060>Asharakek
>>222250122She's also described as frail and simple minded. But true, Alysanne could have just coddled her too much.
>>222250097Sedge.
>>222250131AAAGGGHHH SAVE ME FIREWITCH, I BURNED MY DAUGHTER ALIVE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID ENDING AAA-
>>222250131...
>>222250131>Sacrifices daughter >STILL loses>Oh and Brienne is thereIt's like they had no fucking clue of the book narrative If Stannis were to kill his daughter. He would obviously fucking win. He's going to win regardless likely so imagine that!
>>222250122I can fix that
>>222249919>rhaegar knighted Clegane personallyno wonder Gregor the Good hated the Targs and Dornish, who knows how much degeneracy he was forced to witness. The root cause of all his future acts are the trauma from that time period, once again Targs and Dornish are to blame for all evils in the world
>>222250170>Stannis wins - and still burns his daughter alive anywayGurm-sama...I kneel
>>222250076Kek
>>222250099GLUB GLUB GLUB MMM MOM GLUB GLUB GLUB
>>222249771>die>5 days later your fiancé is getting gangbanged by black bullsNEVER trust a targ foid
>>222250211I’ve been on this earth 32 years and not once have my lips been graced by the blessings of a woman’s touch
>>222250220Definitely blaming that on the Velaryon curseNot Targaryen
>They don't call me Sword of the Morning for nothing, Ser Oswell.
>>222249846saera. i can fix her
>>222250234>unzips
>>222250227Not even your mother?Grim
The name is Ser Osmund Kettleblack. And I indeed was called by the Pot
>stannis burns his daughter >a red baby dragon hatches from the winterfell and and perches on his shoulder>”ahh weakwing…forgive me…”>*wanders into the north and returns as the night king with an ice dragon*
>>222249599You're supposed to wear padding under a chainmail coif.
>>222250170>the Wildlings are at camp, showering Jon with gifts and the songs of their people>Jon smiles, enjoying this valuable cultural experience>a cry is heard in the distance>suddenly, the camera pans to the thundering stampede of a thousand men on horses>we see Stannis driving the men to fight by cracking a flaming whip>"FORM RANKS, YOU DOGS">in the distance, Wildling women and children are burning, the soundtrack a high screaming wail>"TAKE THE WOMEN FOR OUR THRALLS," Stannis shouts, "FEED THE BABES TO THE FIRES">"Yes," cries Davos, "R'hllor hungers!">Jon looks on, his face grief-stricken>"Seven save us," Jon whispers, "he's even making the women and children pay the Iron price!">after defeating the Wildlings, Stannis meets Jon on top of the Wall>"You're the oathbreaking bastard that killed the Halfhand and copulated with a savage Wildling. You're just like your retarded brother and useless father, a traitor and an oathbreaker. Give me one reason why I shouldn't behead you.">"I'm the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch!" Jon pleas>"Davos come here," Stannis beckons>Davos asks "Your grace?">Stannis pushes Davos off the Wall.
>>222250194ser gregor, a knight who remembered his vows.
>>222249846Alyssa, Viserra if I’m wealthy
Darkstar is owed an apology He's actually not strangely gay. It runs in the family. He's actually exactly like Arthur Dayne, except he cannot fight.
>>222249771>Jace, we should wait until we get married tee hee...>Addam, Alyn, here I am.
when you really think about it, the Battle of the Bastards is one of the best moments in entertainment history. A highwater mark in cinematic achievments.
>>222250255You kiss your mom on the lips?
Baela is hot.
At least show Baela is ugly so we don't feel bad about her getting blacked
>book titcow Rhaenyra art
Since Jace's kids or now nonexistant, why is Cregan still in the fight?
"Tywin, I have a surprise for you!" said Aerys in a sing-song voice."Yes Your Grace? What have you seen fit to bestow upon your lowly vassal?" replied Tywin hopefully."You'll just have to watch and find out, won't you?" laughed Aerys.With a nod, the king indicated Tywin's usual chair. Nearly squealing with joy, Tywin removed his clothes, and took his seat. Not missing a beat, Aerys began securing the shackles along the chair's arms and legs to his Hand's arms and legs, as he had done many times before. Aerys chained Tywin up and fucked Joanna in front of him on a daily basis, but today was different. Tywin could feel it."I'm in a good mood, Tywin, so I'm going to make today's session extra special."Tywin's erection stiffened. Finally, it was going to happen. King Aerys, king of the Andals, Rhoynar and the First Men, was going to kiss Joanna. Tywin could barely contain himself. He didn't dare say anything, for fear of upsetting his King, but he knew what was coming. He could just picture Aerys hovering his face inches away from Joanna, before leaning forward for a wet, sloppy kiss.Suddenly, Aerys seized the chair and tipped it forward, forcing Tywin face-first into the floor, the legs of the chair pointing backward and upward. Dazed, Tywin was unable to respond before Aerys tore the bottom of the chair out, leaving Tywin's naked ass exposed."Y-your Grace, what are you doing!?" Tywin sputtered."He's all yours!" shouted Aerys.The door opened, and ser Gregor strode into the room, completely nude. A perverted grin spread across his face, and he advanced toward Tywin."N-NO NO YOUR GRACE, PLEASE HAVE PITY!!!" shrieked Tywin. "AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!"But it was too late. Aerys left the room, and Gregor plunged his massive, 14-inch penis deep into Tywin's asshole.
>>222250337it's peak slop, showfags deserved the ending they got. Based on the recent Targshit GRRM is putting out with the play and HOTD I give D&D credit for shitting on the Targs and not having Jon or Dany be the heroes who saved the day
>>222250461He needs to get a few more casualties before he can go homeOr they'll starve to death
>>222250333are the writers secretly redpilled? even rhae is going to cheat on daemon after they had an argument. alicent hates her male family members. helaena helped the murderer of her son in a vision. i mean its just full of brutal redpills
>>222250337It's disgusting how botted yt is.
>>222250457well, share some then if it pleases your grace
>>222250378unironically this, if she was a cute white tomboy getting dp'd by two mandingos i'd be seething so hard
>>222250490Jon is a Stark, not a TARD
>>222250338You don't?
>>222250338Who doesn't?
>>222250485>natural cucklike father like son>He had not slept since. He could see his brother now, the way the dwarf had grinned beneath the stub of his nose as the torchlight licked his face. "You poor stupid blind crippled fool," he'd snarled, in a voice thick with malice. "Cersei is a lying whore, she's been fucking Lancel and Osmund Kettleblack and probably Moon Boy for all I know.>"Radiant." Fickle. "Golden." False as fool's gold. Last night he dreamed he'd found her fucking Moon Boy. He'd killed the fool and smashed his sister's teeth to splinters with his golden hand>His cousin Lancel was riding ten yards behind them. With his hollow eyes and dry white hair, he looked older than Lord Jast. Jaime could feel his phantom fingers itching at the sight of him. . . . fucking Lancel and Osmund Kettleblack and Moon Boy for all I know . . . He had tried to speak with Lancel more times than he could count, but never found him alone.>Jaime had seen Kettleblack naked in the bathhouse, had seen the black hair on his chest, and the coarser thatch between his legs. He pictured that chest pressed against his sister's, that hair scratching the soft skin of her breasts. She would not do that. The Imp lied. Spun gold and black wire tangled, sweaty. Kettleblack's narrow cheeks clenching each time he thrust. Jaime could hear his sister moan.
>Lady Rhaena’s twin, Baela, remained on Dragonstone. Long betrothed to Prince Jacaerys, she refused to leave him, insisting that she would fight beside him on her own dragon…though Moondancer was too small to bear her weight. Though Baela also announced her intent to marry Jace at once, no wedding was ever held. Munkun says the prince did not wish to wed until the war was over.if only...
>>222250581You’re a retard for denying R+L=J
>>222250610It’s funny how Valyrian supremacists are OK with the line of Aegon the Conqueror being replaced by Rhaenyra’s riverlander paramour
>>222250610Jace had already married Sara Snow. Poor little Targbois lose their minds every time they meet a Stark tomboy
>>222250602It's so over
>>222250337It was so epic how Jon and Sansa got hundreds of their own men killed by being complete retards
>>222250637They don't think about it too often because Aegon and Viserys end up inheriting It's hindsight. But yeah on first notice without future vision you'd have to be retarded not to support Greens
>>222250637>line of Aegon the Conqueror being replacedIt has already been replaced by Lyseni minstrel.
>>222249652He's so gorgeous
>>222250706…allegedly There's still some hopeStrong basards are confirmed by Grrm
>>222250337loved the d&d explanation that jon survived the battle by luck
>>222250667>Sansa somehow getting ravens despite not being in a castle>Vale army can march through the entire North without Bolton learning about it>Jon has no scouts to detect the massive army a few miles from him>Sansa says nothing about the army and delaying a few days at most to ensure a crushing victory>Vale wouldn't even be needed if the Giant was given a proper weapon and basic armor to smash any enemy formationthat whole plot point is so bad, if they'd played it out properly as Sansa trying to get Jon killed(and had her and Baelish punished accordingly) it might have worked
>>222250637>being replaced by Rhaenyra’s riverlander paramourNigga Rahenyra is carrying Aegon's genes in that case, unless the Rahenys memes are realThis doesn't make any sense
>>222249652>will probably die this season>Daemon and Aemond are completely neutered >Alicent and Rhae Rhae are basically fanfic OCs for Sara>the only person who can potentially carry S4 is burned eunuch Grim
>>222250706>hoodwinked by maester misogynyAegon’s wives rode the nukes used for his conquest and keeping the peace. He couldn’t have them out of action, or worse dying in childbirth. Rhaenys only had Aenys when an heir was necessary, and Visenya had a kid when Aenys was sickly.
>>222250637Targaryens already had riverlander blood through their ancestor Alyssa Velaryon. >>222250645>>>>>>MushroomNot canon.
>>222250739The male line, anon.
>>222250645>>>>>>CHADshroomCanon.
>>222250775Alyssa’s mother was a crownlander, and I’m talking about the male line.
>the raped male returns to be raped again
brothel queens are canon. alicent and helaena took hudnreds if not thousands of dirty smallfolk cock
>>222250762This is just… headcanon Visenya struggling with fertility is clearly real. She's forty with her first child (rumored magic) Rhaenys too has one well in her thirties that's immediately sickly and thought bastard To say this is intentional is hilarious. Especially considering we know they were married for like a decade by the time of field of fire
>>222250786Had she mothered 3 trueborns it would literally be the sameYour argument makes 0 sense, I don't want a woman on the throne either but % of aegon's blood is completely alien to this debate as both sides have roughly the same
>>222250841>Had she mothered 3 trueborns it would literally be the sameYeah exactly, but at least Corlys was Valyrian
>>222250830>this is headcanon>immediately go into your own headcanon
>>222250811Yes, and House Massey existed for thousand of years, they had muddied their blood at least once. As did Rodrik Arryn.
>>222250871So you take issue with Alicent and Aemma not being valyrian then? Because Viserys was already mutting it up.Nigga just say you don't want a woman on the throne, I don't want rahenyra either but this line of reasoning is just silly
>>222250892…Headcanon Supported by maesters :)
>>222250612>Raised in winterfell by Ned Stark >has Stark blood flowing through his veins He is a Stark, through and through. Doesn’t matter who his father was.
>george wants us to believe this womanlet defeated 3 knights
>>222250956Ned doesn’t think of him as his child
>>222250918You're being thickThere's clearly a difference between a dirty pug nosed male breeding a Targaryen woman to continue the line and a Targaryen male nutting Inside a vessel to create heirsYou talk like a woman btw. No man would ever be confused by this
>>222250962even brienne is ridiculous but this is way over the top. george is going senile
>>222250830>This is just… headcanonUnlike the minstrels and blood magic?
>>222250962She raised her visor and they were stricken by terror and fell off their horses.
>>222250918There’s a difference between male lines and female lines. Imagine if Sansa ended up with Winterfell, while she could marry someone and have her children raised as Starks, they would not be male line Starks. The line of Brandon the Builder (or, Bael the Bard) would be over. This is the same with the Targaryen line. If Jace came to the throne, while he would rule as a Targaryen, he would not be a male line descendant of Aegon. The Targaryens could take Summer Islander wives for three generations but they would still be male line Targs.
>a-anon you didnt believe the rumors about me, right?
>>222251003It's text. In universe and authorial what ifs. Obviously both are theories. But one is literally textual. The other is… headcanon
how bad is tonight gunna be bros
>>222251033>no bro it's in universe speculation!Kek. is this the part where we take everything said on page at face value?
>>222250982>if you weren't a woman you would understand my genius 2+2=5 argument!No, you are just retarded>There's clearly a differenceOf course there is, which is one of the many reasons I oppose a female on the throne. This doesn't have anything to do with Aegon's line being "ended", that's just, as I said, 2+2=5 argument. A "the sky is green" argument. Just because you are accidentally right about women doesn't mean your line of logic wasn't fucking retarded
Why are Dorne and the Reach so zesty compared to the other seven kingdoms?
>>222250962she's really, really good with the horses
He comes....
>>222251030This has been done several times both in westeros and in real life medieval europe. It doesn't matter past like a generation, every single noble family ended up doing it at some point.
>>222250762>Aegon doesn't want his wives to get pregnant>he still sleeps with themHe nuked their fertility with the moon tea, didn't he?
>>222249846ViserraAlyssa is overrated
>>222251048>aemond fucking two mommies>sunfyre is alive>ormund reveals his master plan to own the savage queenyeah we are so back its unreal. and in the next episode we'll have ult and hugh betraying blackcels. its basically green victory after green victory from now on until the disgusting smelly barbaric norfmen arrive
>>222251098It hasn’t been done several times in Westeros. They explicitly say when it was done, like with the Lannisters. And when the male line in real life was replaced, it virtually in every case resulted in a change in dynasty. I don’t know how you’re failing to grasp a concept which is the underlying reason for the Dance in the first place.
>>222251048>Parental incest>Lesbian sexWhat else is on the menu?
>>222249846Saera, without a doubt.>(You): Honey, could we invite another woman into our bedchamber?>Her: Only one?
>>222251163Rape.
>>222251030Why is there a difference, Sansa is from Bran the builder and her children would inherit that regardless of husband. I guess all of it is made up medieval nonsense
>>222251116Him sleeping with them could have been in-universe apocrypha around his image. There are various explanations for why he had few children. Maybe he was gay, Maybe he was infertile. But Aegon not viewing his sisters as baby making machines because they ride dragons is the most in line with Martin’s ideology.
>>222251032Well you ARE Dornish so...
>>222251183It's the same with "Targaryen blood is special."If you actually look up their genealogy, then Daenerys is something like 1/64 Targaryen.
>>222251183>What is a Y chromosome
>>222251224>haploautism
how long till the episode airs?
Has anyone posted the cast for TMK yet? Lmao anyway
>>222251270Sir, they are racial supremacists who dabble in blood magic.
I can't stay and watch the episode because I have to get up early tomorrow to slave away in Poorland.
>>222251053kek
>>222251316>not even going to watch the episode, just Aegons speech>on vacation too
>>222251316>not skipping work for kinoohnonono do wagies really
>>222250099>>222250211
>>222251339>hotd>kino
>>222251155I am perfectly able to grasp why male succession is preferable to female succession and why the male line is more valued, even in an IRL biological level, more than the female line.Yet the statement "Aegon's line has ended" is incorrect. There are no ways about it, no false intepretation, the word "male" wasn't there, it was just an incorrect statement the same way 2+2=5 is an incorrect statement> it virtually in every case resulted in a change in dynastyWhich was not a problem because the surname didn't count, the blood did, which is why inheritance trough the female line was often used. Nobody thinks the Trastamará line "ended", it's a silly concept, the line continued, it just took the nameA change of surname doesn't mean the end of the bloodline, a medieval noble would never think like this. House Stuart always claimed legitimacy over scotland trough the female line
>>222251360>Nobody thinks the Trastamará line "ended"Nobody thinks that because no one knows what that beaner shit is.
>>222251344>millennia of careful calibrated deep one breeding programes thrown away for some wood witch bitch
>>222251360>Nobody thinks the Trastamará line "ended", it's a silly concept, the line continued, it just took the nameDisregard this, I meant "stuart", I was mistaken with Trastamará as both members were part of the same house
>>222251053He fucking won
>>222251379I was wrong, but its literally one of most important dynastic marriages in europeAnyone who has ever read anything about history would know exactly which dynastic marriage I was (mistakenly) talking about
>>222251379Habsburg and Habsburg-Lothringen, then, Tyrekius.
>>222251301>starting a war and dying for this
bad pussy
>>222251360in my country out first christian ruling dynasty died out because there were only foid heirs and people decided its better to get a male from some other family. its called being based
>>222251316I think I'll watch it wednesday afternoon. I have a job interview on tuesday and a neetbux hearing on wednesday. I'll be too pre-occupied with thinking about those two dates to focus on much else. If both of those go no where then I'll probably have to kms before I become homeless in less than two months.
>>222251053>establish that Manfred Dondarrion likes fucking married women>somehow don’t reveal that they’re already married and he’s been wondering where she’s been all tournamentThe punchline was right fucking there
>>222251360> House Stuart always claimed legitimacy over scotland trough the female lineThe Stuarts literally practiced Salic Law you retarding retarded retard and Mary, Queen of Scots married a distant male line relative to preserve the Stuart male line. KILL YOURSELF and never talk to me again.
>>222251443Robert 2 of Scotland inherited trough his mother but did not take her surname, my argument is that the surname only mattered to a point, it was not that big of a deal because the divine right of rulership came from God on the bloodline, not on the family name
>>222251443>Scots practiced Salic law>a woman inherited over her male relativeWhat?
A racist Hightower and his Dornish gf walk into a bar They kill a targaryen and fuck on his corpse
>>222251525There were no royal Stuarts left, her husband was her 10th cousin or something ridiculous like that
Ours is the fury
>>222251443>Queen of Scots married a distant male line relative to preserve the Stuart male line. KILL YOURSELF and never talk to me again.Only after England tried to kidnap her to marry Edward VI and she married the heir to the French throne during all this time she was still undisputed Scotch Queen for about 15 years without being married to a Stuart
ned just couldn't stop thinking about how VIRILE and MASCULINE and MUSCULAR and HUNG robert baratheon was
>>222251529>a hightower with a gf
>>222251645We don’t meme about Lord Eddard Stark around here.
>>222251529>they wlak into aa bar and practice necrophiliaAs expected from the perverted cultists of the starry church and Dornish.Bad breeding.
>>222251666not even a meme. just read any ned chapter, for example when he confronts cersei>wait, WHAT you stupid foid? you could have been plapped by the muscular sex god with massive muscular chest and big hung muscular penis and you chose NOT to? dumbass foidthats average ned stark thought process
>>222251316bro I'm unemployed and I'm not staying up to 3 am either
>>222251032What are the rumors? I never watched the play
>>222251645First time someone's criticised are Ned for thinking too much 2bh
Would Corlys be more tolerable if he was white?
>>222251760Apparently she was in some weird polycule with Elia, Brandon Stark, and wanted to add Ned Stark to it
>>222251529If baelor didn’t fart it would have led to a glorious dynasty lasting a thousand years
>>222251760Brandon Stark fucked Ashara while Ned jerked off in the corner
>>222251790>>222251806>Southern degeneracy No wonder Brandon and his father had to die.
>>222251170I'd agree if that would be the extent of her whorishness.
>>222251645>Fifteen years past, when they had ridden forth to win a throne, the Lord of Storm’s End had been clean-shaven, clear-eyed, and muscled like a maiden’s fantasy. Six and a half feet tall, he towered over lesser men, and when he donned his armor and the great antlered helmet of his House, he became a veritable giant.>He’d had a giant’s strength too, his weapon of choice a spiked iron warhammer that Ned could scarcely lift. In those days, the smell of leather and blood had been overwhelming whenever Ned clung to him.
>>222251786yes, he would be one of the best characters on the show. even black corlys is ok compared to other blacks on the show
>>222251834uhhhhh can I get a zest check
>>222251645No wonder Renly tried to be his friend. He could sense the latent gay
I found out in the play Ned jumps into Robert's arms
>ned when going to a brothel with littlefinger when big booba thots make lewd advantages at him404.exe>ned when someone casually mentiones young robertmuscles, cock, man musk, sweat, man ass, semen
>>222251745If I was unemployed I would even with no episodes.
>>222251339hotd is not kino thoughdunk and egg is
So I heard the play made Rhaegar look pretty fucking dumb? Despite his reputation as being good at everything he tried?
>>222251834>clungThey hugged, cute.
>ned and cat's sex scene is told in catelyn's POVgee I wonder why
>>222251745I'm unemployed and I stay up to 5 am, then sleep until like 13:00
>>222251760Ashara was Elia's lover but was also fucking enough people to make Gatehouse Ami have a run for her money. She wanted Ned who turned her down, saying he was saving himself for marriage, so she fucked Brandon instead.Also Ashara killed herself because of>Brandon's Stillborn child>Being mocked by Queen Rhaella for her stillborn bastard>Elia her cuckquean gf dying>Her actions helping cause Arthur Dayne's (who's gay btw) death
>>222251745I’m staying up for Summerslam because I’m a loser. If I’m not fighting to keep my eyes awake I might as well catch the show as it airs too.
>>222251786I quite like show Corlys, good actor alongside Rhys, Aegon's, Larys' and Aemond's. I do wish they hadn't cut the scene where he screams at Rhaenyra for allowing Rhaenys to go alone to Rook's Rest, but of course they had to change it because rhaerhae can't be portrayed as wrong in anything, well at least we had that scene where he calls her children bastards
>>222251786of course
>>222251941>Ned who turned her down, saying he was saving himself for Robertfixed
>>222251933Do you think he made her dress up in some of robert's old armor when they went at it, y'know for a laugh
>>222251786He's still be boring as shit
>>222251933wasnt she thinking about her homeland and other stuff while he was plowing her lol? poor ned. at least its better than a hightower wife
>>222251941>She wanted Ned who turned her down, saying he was saving himself for marriage, so she fucked Brandon instead.Why are women like this?
>>222251734>>222251806>>222251877>>222251930>>222251933The North remembers.
>>222252039she was thinking about how she wished his seed would start grwing her and she was close to getting an orgasm (probably never had any)
>>222252039>lies back and thinks of the riverlandsthey don't make 'em like they used to
>>222249840luke is icsh
>Play tries to make Rhaegar this tragic doomed hero>Still makes him look like a fucking bumHow did George do it?
THE TIDE
THERE’S A TIDE COMING NED
More tides, your grace?
Okay i recovery the fake WoW leaks of some months ago and while most of the supposed leaked chapters are bad, there are few stroke of genius that i wishes Martin came of with by himself>The plot twist of the Hightowers bending to Euron was idiotic for me at First. Only to later realize that if Euron is supposed to be the Sauron of ASOIAF, the wise Hightowers sorcerers and their towers can easily be his Saruman and Isengard. Almost had a stroke about how well the parallelism fit, easily the best idea of the fake chapters>Stannis's epilogue with the "Weakwing" speech is peak cinema and a perfect execution of the "He will broke before bending" definition that summs up his whole character>Joncon's Dornishmen racism and hatred for Elia reborn (Arianne) torpedoing decades of Varys/Illyio plot, as well as the immediate rivalry between dornishmen and reachmen to gain fAegon's favor>The "Faith Holy Crusade against the Westerlands" is as stupid as its hillariously fun as a concept. Sadly the whole Cersei chapters prove best its a fake leak because her and Tommen will never leave KL alive>Rickon becoming the werewolf god-king of the Skagosi
Ormund kino tonight !
Hightower wife?Ruined life.That Lysene Jeffrey Epstein better not marry Lynesse or Auranne Waters is going to come sack the city.
THE TIDEEEEEE IS PREGNANT
Literally just don't live on bear fucking island dude
THE RATCATCHERS
The most based honorable character in the show is a GreenWhat terrible humiliating death will they give him?
Or any place, reallyAlerie is clearly a vacuous bint who's natural destructive tendencies are only checked by the stern Redwyne stuff.
ned accurate robert
jorah fumbled this
Why didn't Robert and Rhaegar just become best bros and go around knocking up 14-year olds together?
THE TIDECATCHERS
>>222252299He's joining Blacks
>>222249599>skip scenes with darkies>skip senes with two woman talkingshow goes from a 5/10 to 7/10
Leaks for todays episode?
>>222252393Alicent kills Alys
>>222252299If the leaks are hes the fusion of all the Hightowers characters still alive in the books excluding Ormund and hes going to marry Rhaena
>>222252331lucky bitch lyanna
>episode 9Feels like the day before Hardhome or Red Wedding bros
>>222252362If Robert was a girl they would’ve married.
>>222252400No way...
>>222252393Aegon's GLORIOUS aurafarming speech of tonight was leaked weeks ago
Aegon II chads where you at???
>>222252148there's functionally no way to make Rhaegar look good
>>222252393BEHOLD ME NOW
Chances of rape in todays episode?
>>222252401>gets made fun of for being a bit fruity>actually survives and gets a cute targ wife>impregnates her 10 timesIs what I would say if Rhaena wasn't an ugly goblin in the show
>>222252426Can you repost? is it worth the watch or just wait for tumbleton to burn next week.
>>222252443alicent is wandering alone into the lion's den. i feel like its not going to end well for her...
>>222252443a man is going to get raped
>>222252299He'll probably get that Hightower who drank poison with Ulf death scene
>>222252148At the end of the day he's always going to be a depressed fag with daddy issues and a deadbeat dad. You can't fix Rhaegar.
>>222252486PleasebeDaeron
>>222252443High, even better, its momcest rape
>>222252502you guessed the rapee correctlyand guess the rapist now
>>222252503No fucking way.
More like, Roddy the Runs-from-battle.
>>222252486>daeron didnt turn his back to the wallouch
GEORGE IS DEAD
>>222252443A man has been raped in Tumbleton city.
>>222252465Going to sleep right now. Just search for Aegon's leaked speech, its all over the shorts on YouTube and on TikTok
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222252547George Harrison? Died years ago mate.
>>222252523Look upon it and weep >>222249688
I hope we get Aegon 2 kino and less black slop
>Lyanna wanted to have Rhaegar abolish the monarchy to have each kingdom rule itselfWhy was she such a stupid bitch?
>>222252615There's stills of Mysaria and brothel madame kino and crying Nyra
>>222252626>abolish the monarchy>have each kingdom rule itselfHow does this make sense, it would just be 8-9 monarchies
>Elia was just a even more shit Cersei Lannister
>take your dragon and shove it up your arse you fucking loser
>>222249599I love you HOTD
>>222252650Hugh is such a piece of shit, typical MAN
>>222252626She was like 10 and mentally ill.
>>222252626>foid sant stand the idea of a peaceful realm where betas can breed>So in her wolf brain she wishes to balkanize it in multiple warmongering kindgoms where only the warrior chads gets to reproduce, usually by rape Weirdly fitting the darkest primordial female sexual fantasies
>>222252650>where was your fucking dragon when 2000 gold cloaks were running a train on me, huh? And their horses too!
>>222252649At least Cersei isn't brown and flat chested
Why are targs so retarded? >Muh iron cha - NO I HATE IT
>>222249688Yes, Alicent needs Aemond’s cock. It’s only fair since she birthed that monster.
>>222252642It makes sense if you just remember Rhaegar and Lyanna are both fucking retards.
>>222252650>be Geeta the jeeta>get gang raped
>>222252699I can't believe with all the mad and shitty kings not one thought "let's just get a comfortable throne"Completely out of character for Aegon IV, the fat bastard ABSOLUTELY would have removed the iron abomination and gotten a royal sofa
>>222252650>Could have easily gotten him to get her and her family out of the city if she just asked, Hugh probably loved her enough to do so even if she didn't want to stay with him>Just tells him to fuck off
>>222252299Raped to death
>>222252594This is going to be great.
>>222252148>>222252433with GRRM's retcons to make Jaime look better, it's impossible to make Rhaegar look good in any real capacity. The best they can do is what the play did, which is that Rhaegar is a depressed loser who just got led into everything by the women around him. GRRM originally intended it to be a tragic love story, which somewhat worked with what we knew from AGOT. But after that it's impossible to justify his actions, his top priority should have been deposing Aerys. GRRM's obsession with Rhapegar has ruined the series
>>222252650Hugh should feed her to Vermithor. Instead he’s going to be a cuck bitch and betray Nyra so he could be with his little fish head Asian wife.
>>222251896It's not different to Football players celebrating goalsIt's not gay it's bromance
>>222252809Damn, that buck looks downright peculiar....
why was he such an asshole to everyone?
>>222252729The Royal Sofa…A chair so comfortable that it breaks reality
>>222252795How did Jaime's retcons indirecty made impossible to make Rhaegar good?
>>222252821too based
>>222252729Targs are too dumb to cut the Gordian knot of the Iron Throne, which would be having your own dragon blast it with flame again to melt the sharp points so you can no longer be cut and thus never be unworthy
>>222252821Mommy issue
>>222252821Because his Jennifer Connelly wife died
>>222252795My schizotheory is that Rhaegar was initially Martin's Power fantasy self insert. But retcon After retcons couldn find a to explain all his actions without making him into either a evil/schizo/retard, hence why after Winter he gave up and created a brand new targ OC, never mentioned in the main books, as his power fantasy (Daemon)
>>222252825>Starks went from being executed to burned alive and strangled>turns out Aerys also murdered Jon Arryn's heir and a bunch of others not mentioned in AGOT>Aerys was also a brutal rapistbasically a bunch of shit to make Aerys look far worse than previously known to justify Jaime killing him. But this also makes Rhaegar look bad for not overthrowing him far earlier and running off with Lyanna knowing how crazy he isBook 1 you could actually question if the "Mad King" stuff was just rebel propaganda, since you have Robert openly saying people will think he was worse than Aerys
>>222252862I also think a couple of pillows would helpBut also you still got the staits, honestly the whole design is fucked, Aegon was a tryhard
>>222252927>Starks went from being executed to burned alive and strangledI guess if they had been beheaded they would call him the politically moderate king instead of the mad king?Anon since book one we know the whole realm knew Aerys was insane, we just didn't get the details
>>222252938Certainly a big dick move to have people see you sitting on that shit though
>>222252938martin thinks nobody fall out of that thing
>>222252981if they did then they weren't fit to rule, chud
>>222252938>fused together with dragon fire>somehow isn’t just a heap of congealed slagI really do hate George
>>222252970in ACOK Catelyn has to learn from Jaime how they died. You think that shit wouldn't be shouted everywhere by the rebels to prove their cause is just? It's an obvious retcon for Catelyn to not have heard of what happened in front of the entire royal court and how her betrothed died. It would be common knowledge with Robert paying singers to tell the tale everywhere
Valar MoghulisAll Threads Must DIE
brb melting gold over a campfire
>>222252927No, it just makes Rhaegar look like someone who was caught in the dilemma of treason and possible kinslaying being the morally right choice.
>>222253032>in ACOKSo literally the second fucking bookGeorge knew the mad king was mad since day one, he simply had not decided the details yet.Yes, its silly Catelyn didn't know, but if the mad king wasn't mad we would have had clues of it in book 1, and we do not, because he was always mad, the only thing that got retconned later were the details.
>>222253091Makes rhaegar look like a Mary sue bitch
>>222252821>firstborn is a drunken fool>secondborn is a crazy fucker daemond reborn >thirdborn forced to join the faith >fourthson is half peasant >daughter wanted to use magic to marry her brother i wonder why
>>222252821He intentionally killed Baelor by the way
>>222253152Bloodraven took five from his cuckolding session with Shiera to make it happen.
>>222253128Was every generation of Targs clinically retarded, even the most fucked of dynasties had at least one golden generation but every single Targ gen ended up a mess.
>>222252393Alicent and Alys warg into eachother, they kill Aemond during sex but Alys revives him by sacrificing two dragon eggs. Haelena offs herself after discovering her mum fed her abortion juice, this awakens Sunfyre who saves Aegon when he's surrounded by enemies.Rhaenyra is sad and has sex with White Woman to feel less sad
>>222253187>Alicent and Alys warg into eachother, they kill Aemond during sex but Alys revives him by sacrificing two dragon eggs.
>>222253187>sacrificing two dragon eggs. oh no no no whent bros... our cope...
>>222253152You dare not speak such words of King Maekar. Fuck off cunt he aint do shit
>>222253187>Haelena offs herself after discovering her mum fed her abortion juice, this awakens Sunfyre who saves Aegon when he's surrounded by enemies.only believable one
>>222253185Egg was the golden child of that generation. Plus Baelor but Mycar killed him
>>222253224Rip Lady and greywind
>>222253244The last one was mentioned on several leaks
>>222253187>in the books Haelena kills herself after finding out she's pregnant after being a brothel queen and from her other kids being killed>in the show it's because Alicent killed her babyrhaenyra can do nothing wrong of course
>>222253261>eggretard who didn't know how to rule, failed at raising his kids, then decided to try and hatch dragons to enforce his will and failed at that, killing 90% of his family in the process>baelordornish scum who would have shown his true colors if he had lived longer, he's another Rhaegar for Targcels "muh prince would have been the GOAT king"
Why did HBO pick the most retarded writers to adapt this story?
>>222253104>being a mary sue is when you don't actually take the morally right choice
>>222253373his ritual for dragons was sabotaged by maesters, it would've worked.
>>222253319>in the books Haelena kills herself after finding out she's pregnant after being a brothel queen and from her other kids being killedin the book she kills herself because Melor gets killed
>>222253408they promised the lowest budget
>>222253422Dunk killed the dragon
>>222253415there is nothing morally wrong with what Rhaegar did in the stage play since Elia is a dyke. It's just criminally retarded
>>222253408Condom and Mess lol
>>222253408they were jewish and friends with other jews
>>222253415If muh prophecy is true than every decision he ever took was the right one
>>222253373>Aegon's grand plan to subdue the lords of Westeros were to blood magick dragons back instead of, just building a royal armyBTFO by Joffrey the Wise
>>222253461blood magic could work unlike a central army lmao
>>222253461Would take too long to build central
>>222253461>royal armyabout as realistic as hatching dragons
>>222252095season 1 bran is icsh
Does anyone have that picture of Alicent with the big eyes?Thank you.
>>222253455which is actually why Azor Jaime will save us from prophecyslop with knightkino
>>222253373> dornish scum who would have shown his true colors if he had lived longer, he's another Rhaegar for Targcels "muh prince would have been the GOAT king"Read the novella.
>>222253550>ReadNo thank you I am andalborn
>>222253550>tolerated BloodravenSorry, he can't be considered good.
>>222253455if he'd given all the gold he wasted on Harrenhal tourney to the Night's Watch the Others would have been a nothingburger. Prophecy autism created the disaster rather than helping to stop it
>>222253455We were discussing him not getting rid of Aerys sooner.
>>222253576>>tolerated BloodravenRead the novella.
>>222252361what a shitty "art" style
>>222253696>>222253696>>222253696
we almost won blackfyre chads. we almost did it...
>>222253609>didn't kill him
