sword = small cock editionprev >>222269352
>Tyland vs Larys
>>222271882Brutal
A bear there was, a bear, a bear!All black and brown, and covered with hair.The bear! The bear!Oh come they said, oh come to the fair!The fair? Said he, but I'm a bear!All black and brown, and covered with hair!And down the road from here to there.From here! To there!Three boys, a goat and a dancing bear!They danced and spun, all the way to the fair!The fair! The fair!Oh, sweet she was, and pure and fair!The maid with honey in her hair!Her hair! Her hair!The maid with honey in her hair!The bear smelled the scent on the summer air.The bear! The bear!All black and brown and covered with hair!He smelled the scent on the summer air!He sniffed and roared and smelled it there!Honey on the summer air!Oh, I'm a maid, and I'm pure and fair!I'll never dance with a hairy bear!A bear! A bear!I'll never dance with a hairy bear!The bear, the bear!Lifted her high into the air!The bear! The bear!I called for a knight, but you're a bear!A bear, a bear!All black and brown and covered with hairShe kicked and wailed, the maid so fair,But he licked the honey from her hair.Her hair! Her hair!He licked the honey from her hair!Then she sighed and squealed and kicked the air!My bear! She sang. My bear so fair!And off they went, from here to there,The bear, the bear, and the maiden fair
>>222271882at least he covered his ass by leaving with permission, just in case some one in a billion bullshit happens and Aegon lives and becomes king again at least he won't be killed for deserting. Larys the shrewd, Larys the ass coverer.
>>222271854Thank you for your wisdom sex trafficker
>>222271854INCEST POWERWHORE POWERQUEER POWER
"And who are you?" The proud Lord said"That I must bow so low"Only a cat of a different coatThat's all the truth I knowIn a coat of gold or a coat of redA lion still has clawsMine are long and sharp, my lordAs long and sharp as yoursAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hear"And who are you?" The proud Lord said"That I must bow so low"Only a cat of a different coatThat's all the truth I knowAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hearAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hearand so he spoke(That Lord of Castamere) Lord of Castamere(But now the rains) weep o'er his hall(And not a soul to hear)And not a soul to hear
>RAAARGH I'M HERE TO DIE FOR MUH DRAGON QUEEN3 times he's said this this season and then keeps doing nothing
>>222271924we've all been here
>>222271882>>222271917larys is still important for aegon, he is going back to kingslanding to incite the riots
Davos is based.
>>222271940yeah but if he just ran off and left him to die, there's no way aegon would have ever trusted him again. it was important that he offered to stay if commanded
>>222271917true, he did ask permission. not like he wasn't going to pawn off aegon as soon as they got to braavos. aegon is retarded for not seeing this
>>222271924>i could be in incest harrenhall fucking an illusion of my mom right now
>>222271926>Are you still prepared to die for our Queen?>Can't fokin waitYou already had multiple chances craven retard
>>222271926he meant other people, not him
>>222271854GOT: Game of throneHOTD: House of the dragonDUNK: ???
This season was really shortI only watched Aegons scenes and it just flew right by
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222271926wtf do you want faggot? the tranny writers already removed like 10 battles
>Rhaenyra on her knees begging a whore to tell her she's worthyblackfags can't recover from this, this is the lowest she'll ever be (apart from dragon meal)
>>222271998oh wow thanks for posting that for the 76th fucking time
My fucking dick
>>222272012WWYHHD?
>>222272023Built for regal cock
soon
>>222272012The Queen of Crabs has arrived
>>222271926>fights in multiple battles>souf twinks too weak to kill himdo you expect him to throw himself on their swords or something? He's ready to die, not suicidal>Screaming northern war cries, the surviving Winter Wolves rode from a postern gate in the First Battle of Tumbleton after most of Ser Garibald Grey's men reached the safety of the town. Although outnumbered ten to one, Roderick led the northmen to strike at Ormund Hightower, Lord of the Hightower. Roddy the Ruin managed to slay Ormund and his cousin, Ser Bryndon Hightower, before succumbing to his wounds. The blacks at Tumbleton were then betrayed by Ser Hugh Hammer and Ser Ulf White, however, and the last of the Winter Wolves fell in the battlegreens had to resort to betrayal and dragonfire to kill a bunch of Northern boomers they outnumbered 10-1. Same tactics Tywin had to use in the end, the North hasn't lost a straight up battle to southern pooftas for thousands of years
>>222272012Rahenyra? Begging whores to tell her she's worthyAegon? Invoking a miracle from the very gods, the seven that are one, that confirms he is chosen by them to cast his enemies into seven hells.
>>222271924great acting right here
>>222271998I do wonder if every single one of Doran Martell's schemes are going to fail
>>222271854>Alicent straight up poisons Aemond on Rhaenyra's orders despite the fact she started the whole succession crisis in the first place to allegedly "protect her children" Maybe the worst ever mother in /tv/ history
>>222272100>do you expect him to throw himself on their swords or something? He's ready to die, not suicidalSo basically you admit he's too scared to fight Cole in melee, yet at the same time "he's too weak to kill him"
>>222272100why is beesbury based but peasbury is pure cringe?
>>222271854I want to cum in Cersei’s mouth.
>>222271924Where is that gif of the chinese girl yapping at an annoyed cat
>>222272123Absolutely dogshit writing lolAre the retcons just an excuse to keep Alicent on the screen?Imagine if next episode Rhaenyra was so mad at Daemon she threatened to kill Aegon the Younger as punishment lol
>Rhaenyra is given the throne, didnt fight a day to get it herself>gets cut>Aegon is cast down from the sky, crippled and broken, lost his dragon, forced to trek through the country as a commoner. Sees what his people are going through>decides he's willing to die for his name instead of hidding away anymore>fully humbled and broken down, the seven grant him back his friend and access to power
Why does every single woman in the seven kingdoms have sex fully clothed?
>>222272123Remember that Catdagger she picked up? The same one Arya used to kill the Night King? She's going to kill Heleana's unborn child with it, poison Aegon after his reinstatement and then kill herself with it. But it was all a sacrifice so that the dagger had the unique magic required for Arya to kill the Night King with it.
>>222271926>IM A BADASS READY TO DIE FOR THE DRAGON QUEEN>alright faggot, you and 3 others against me>n-n-no uhm, songs uhm t-traitor...northerners are such frauds
>>222272124>"A little snow?" Peasebury's soft girlish mouth twisted in fury. "Your ill counsel forced this march upon us, Wull. I am starting to suspect you have been Bolton's creature all along. Is that the way of it? Did he send you to us to whisper poison in the king's ear?">Big Bucket laughed in his face. "Lord Pea Pod. If you were a man, I would kill you for that, but my sword is made of too fine a steel to besmirch with craven's blood."a piece of shit like Kingmaker isn't worthy of Roddy burying his axe in his skull, he only deserves to die like a dog filled with arrows. A southern cuck like you wouldn't get it
>>222272170You want them to catch the flux?!
I’m gonna be honest I genuinely don’t think Alicent is poisoning aegon. She already used that for aemond, she’s already getting mad at rhaenyra and when she comes back Helaena is dead. That’s it. No more rhaenyra love.
>>222272170It's no longer empowering to depict nude women from a feminist perspective because such scenes always cater to the "male gaze" - that's why all the nude scenes in modern HBO shows 9/10 times involve dudes.
Sheepstealer did nothing wrong
>>222271924daemyra is cute
>>222272177Wasn’t it the rivermen that said the bit about the songs?
>>222272181>That’s it. No more rhaenyra love.You absolute FOOL
>>222272012How the FUCK the proactive and bratty teen Monke became this insecure, pathetic adult woman with no agency at all? This is to me also a form of character assassination
>>222272198yeah but the greencucks are mad because cole died
>>222272210Oh, Rahenyra was absolutely changed in season 2
>>222272179>lord pea pod fought at the blackwater for his king, stayed with said king despite having an out, followed him north to attack an invader 40 times larger, campaign to free Deepwood Motte from ironborn, and march on Winterfell>northern cuck who stayed home when King Robb called his banners thinks to call him a cowardlmao
>>222272207Surely Helaena is the tipping point for her right??
stop moving so fast I can’t comfy lurk
>>222272243Shit you're right.
>>222272164Rightful Heir, named or not named by King Viserys, this nigger Aegon has my loyalty
>Helaena pls pls let me eat your pussy pls pls pls
>>222271987>DUNK: ???DUNK: Dumbass Unworthy Nigger Kek
>>222272012I love how Rhae gets a whiff of Mysaria's pussy and immediately gets horny for her. Like some hormone trap lol.
>>222272292Tits*
>>222272198whats the difference?
>>222272243>Robb Tully is too retarded to remember to send a rider to the mountain clanswhy are you blaming them for Robb being a dipshit?
Aegon aura farmed so hard even his haters are praising him
>>222272322She's quite large
>>222272257There is no tipping point. She's all in on the Rhaenyra train.
I liked the scene but I do dislike the decision of putting Sunfyre's sounds over the talking, it detracts from what Aegon is saying WITHOUT knowing a miracle is about to save himThe scene would be better served with dramatic pauses where you hear Sunfyre, and without hearing him when Aegon speaks so you can 100% focus on the actor and what he's sayingNot a big deal, still a kino scene, could just have been 15% more kino
>>222271924Daemon be like
>>222271854rhaenyra cry again in the trailerevery episode of the season she cried
>>222272366Agreed.
>>222272409What would you have her do?
>>222272243>>222272272It's especially hilarious because the mountain clans DID send men to Robb. But Big Bucket and the other cowards stayed at home.
>>222272409She is awash in dilemmas and deficiencies!
>>222271854Why the fuck is sunfyre alive? I don't get it, it's been years since aegon lost his dragon, hasn't it? So what gives? It's never before been stated in the got universe that "dead" dragons can just casually chillax and rest for a bit and then supernaturally come to life again, after a little bit of hybernating.
Remember to tap the snails
>>222272210They are letting Emma Darcy play they/themself: a retarded faggot. They/them and the Mysaria actress felt that their characters should start lezzing out so they added it to the show.>https://winteriscoming.net/posts/the-rhaenyra-mysaria-kiss-wasn-t-in-the-script-here-s-how-the-actors-contributed-01j3df0h5z1h
THE RATCATCHERS
>>222272495The concept of time is nebulous and meaningless in HOTD, just like distance. But it's probably only been a few weeks at most since the battle of Rook's Rest.
>Wild girl in the mountains living amongst nettles and sheep
If Aegon has a million men, then i am one of them. If Aegon has ten men, then i am one of them. If Aegon has only one man then that is me. If Aegon has no man left, then that means I am no longer on planetos. If the world is against Aegon, then I am against the world.
>>222272495>yearsabout three months has passed since Viserys died
>>222271926He whackd that dude who git the death wish for being alpha widowd
Why does Aemond want to fuck his mom. I still don't understand.
>>222272513FATHERSSONSBROTHERSRATCATCHERS
>>222272542Because, the implication
>>222271924Really like how they portray valyrian in the got shows. They should do that shit way more, it's cool as fug.
>>222272495>it's been years???Season 3 happens like a week after season 2
oh oh looks like some black is mad
>>222272542If your mom was mid 20s during your formative ages you would have the same thought
>>222272542They took his canonical fetish for older women (Vhagar, Alys) and butchered it
>>222272012Rhaenyra the Bottom
>>222272542Because his mom is hot as fuck
>Daeron doesn't dare to do anything
>>222272164#never_forget
>>222272542Why does Aemond want to marry Alys but recoil in disgust at the realisation he's fucking her?
>>222272012She's under a lotta pressure, brahh. Besides, she just did it for some good cunny. Gotta be all vulnerable n shitz in order to draw them bitchs in
>Jace isn't even fucking cold yet>She's already in a love triangleLol
>>222272188joke's on them. i prefer women in dresses.
>>222272591Not Targ bloodline
I just don't care to even remember the names of the dragonriders, they're all such insignificant characters
>>222272123Shes under a lotta pressure
>>222272348UUUU
>>222271854>watch show with boomer>get annoyed that the show focuses on succession crises>despite the fact that every time a queen entered childbirth, there's a risk of a succession crisis>bring this simple fact up with boomer>"so you wouldn't vote for a female president">when i voted for clinton and he didntyou dont hate them enough
>Massive fight between dragons is complete filler and uneventful
Gwayne will plap Rhaena
>>222272103Aegon has really grown. He's become a real man now. Probably still mad as a hatter, but you know, no one's perfect..
>>222272616>when i voted for clintonBruh
>>222272617Honeywine died for this
>>222272331>>222272434lmaoonly northern commander unbeaten in battle is a tully
Aemond keeps feeding blood to the weirwood tree, this cannot be a coincidenceWithout knowing it, he's making sacrifices to the old gods, my take is that he will fight Daemon after receiving a vision from them, possibly even knowing he will die.
>>222272617Yes, $200 million per episode by the way
What does Mysaria even do in the council?
>>222272137You like strict women, don't you? Been a real naughty boy, haven't you?
>>222272137>that picWhy does she look so familiar?
>>222272366>still a kino sceneno it isn't. it's a shitty scene. there should have been no long pause for the marching army to hear the speech. the speech should be cut too.he should've just met them blade in hand then Sunfyre swooping in to save him.the scene was set up to have them all wait for the dragon.
yep
>>222272542He's a targ and you arentso you'll just have to sit there and take itits some real greaseball shit
>>222272628>this is anon's takeawaysay what you want, but we'd still have interceptor missiles otherwise
>>222271854>Men in politics: Tax policies. Alliances. War tactics. Trade negotiations. Strategic reserves.>Women in politics: PENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISJFC. Remind me again why we let women vote
>>222272616>>boomer>>get annoyed that the show focuses on succession crisesit reminds them of their impending death
>AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE RHAENYRA SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEE!what did Syrax mean by this?
Sheepstealerbros, stocks are soaring through the clouds right now.Nothing can stop us anymore.>final boss of the season>finally got rid of spotemgottem>wounded the bitch dragon Syrax>Caraxes tried to kill him but simply couldn't>1vs3 stalemate>walks off unpunished (again and again)
>>222272683even Targs don't fuck their parents though, they don't go up or down, just side to side.
>>222272322I immediately noticed that, as well. That chick has got some seriously enormeous jew milkers squirreled away under that nightgown of hers.
>>222272709>1vs3 stalemate>walks off unpunished (again and again)he is fucking done for, he can't even fly after getting fucked by caraxes
>>222272702Bitch crybaby queen has a bitch crybaby dragonMeanwhile Sunfyre comes back from the fucking dead because his rider needs him.
>>222272690>we'd still have interceptor missiles otherwiseanon...you ARE aware that jews control right AND left politicians, right?even abernie holds the line on the israeli question. not him btw. they're all covering for Epstein and his master.
I liked the episode a lot. Season meandered a lot through the middle but this and the first ep were great.Harrenhall scenes are still cursed to be awful but the rest was pretty great.
Manderly is literally me in the corporate world
>>222272651talk about "DE PEEPUL" and eat rhaenyra's snatch
THERE IT IS
>>222272507Darcy always looks so disgusting in promos for this show, why does she always look like the biggest manhater alive for the promotion pictures of this show?
Idiot
I don't even know what her motivation is anymore
Why is nobody else outraged that Aemond was eating a blackberry in one shot and a carrot in the reverse shot?
>>222272702Crybaby shitbull chihuahuaLongboi must be getting tired from saving all these jobbers
>>222272755WHATWOULDYOUHAVEMEDO
>>222272764that was cute desu
Renly was right to usurp Stannis as Stannis had fallen to a heathen god, and the support Renly was able to gather is proof that it was a convincing argument.
>>222272709i like the fact that the almost couldn't do shit against caraxes because of how LONG his reach is. it was like a kid trying to punch an adult's face
>>222272791True.Plus Stannis was a scheming kinslayer.
>>222272765Does anyone in the show have a clear motive?
>>222272765she is a woman for Trump who saw that Rhaenyra was in the right to have fun and be a whore. the show spells it out for you in the last episode of season 2.>Sapochnik recalls. “‘If you really focused in on the patriarchy’s perception of women, and the fact that they’d rather destroy themselves than see a woman on the throne.’ That wasn’t a perspective I have ever told before. I think it made this show feel more contemporary too.”>“We said, ‘What if Alicent is like “Women for Trump,” and Rhaenyra’s like punk rock?’” Anarchy in Westeros? Count us in.https://www.empireonline.com/tv/news/house-of-the-dragon-is-about-the-patriarchys-perception-of-women-exclusive-image/
>>222272791Based
>>222272791Renly was right to usurp Stannis because he is a mongoloid and would be a horrible king and that's why all the stormlanders supported him.
>>222272728Usually, dragons die or are completely debilitated when struck at the throat. Sheepie tanked everyone and walked it off. Dragon blood in mythology has regenerative properties.Sunfyre is proof that you can practically come back from the dead.
>>222272765She wants to know who stole her tarts, Queen of Hearts looking ass
>>222272782>>222272764I also liked>WE'RE OUT OF WOOD.>*punches plate angrily and goes to cut wood*Really a couple
>>222272515What?? A couple of weeks?? There's no way in hell that's possible, think about all the wacky crap that has happened since then, it's been so long, as well. There's no way it hasn't been at least a year or two. Also, when are the other dragons that have been murdered gonna magically spring to life again? Just face it, sunfyre waking up as some kind of hoodoo zombie dragon conveniently at the exact precise moment he was needed, completely breaks the entire show.
>>222272741Yeah even if the Jews had blackmail on old slick Willy, Hildawg isn’t going to get into a war with Iran over it. Fox would be going apocalyptic about the gas prices rn if a dem invaded Iran and besides that point we would have still had John Kerry’s deal that is better than anything Trump can scrounge up now.
Why is Jorah so insistent that Dany go to Asshai
>>222272817sunfyre was never dead (aegon himself confirmed it) but at the end of the day he only came back because the plot demand it, sheepstealer is never coming back
MmfmufmMoah yessMmamfmfmmf
>>222272527Wat?? Impossible!
>>222272835Daario took Dany to Asshai a few times, if you believe the rumours.
>>222272682Lore accurate Rhaenyra post dance
>>222272835To go west you must go east
>>222272835Jorah wants to resurrect the bloodstone emperor so he can get his wife back
>rez me alys, I got teamkilled
>>222272564Based sunny enjoyer
>Mutilated Sunfyrecan he even fly and how the fuck did he come back for the dead?
>>222272791> Even as a boy, Renly had loved bright colors and rich fabrics, and he had loved his games as well. “Look at me!” he would shout as he ran laughing through the halls of Storm’s End. “Look at me, I’m a dragon,” or “Look at me, I’m a wizard,” or “Look at me, look at me, I’m the rain god.”> The bold little boy with wild black hair and laughing eyes was a man grown now, one-and-twenty, and still he played his games. Look at me, I’m a king, Cressen thought sadly.
>>222272899He still flew in the book, but he struggled
>>222272835there are dragons at asshai and they could try to tame them and build the ultimate army(he wanted her far away with him to bang her)
are we meant to feel bad for daemon's other black kid, the one who is with sheepstealer?
Sunfyre my boy :)
>>222272942Yea feel bad for that haircut
>>222272899He napped, all better now
>>222272690And 20 million more people of color! The chuds won for the last time with their orange retard. Soon we will have a proper woman of color running things she will give us all get free stuff. Just like in HOTD, where Rhaenyra is the only one concerned with the well being of the smallfolk.
>>222272942Only retards feel bad for that retardLeft her dragon to die like a bitch
>>222272879I can't decide if she's hot or ugly
>>222272833>anon forgot about Lybia and Syrialeft or right doesn't matter. they all follow the jew agenda.
Will Hugh betray the blacks too or is that too problematic or whatever
>>222272899>how the fuck did he come backBro didn't hear a bell yet
>Ryan Condal has been found dead in his Pacific Palisades home of a self inflicted gunshot wound.>Based on a coroner's analysis, the suicide attempt was not clean and Condal, the former House of the Dragon showrunner, likely suffered in intense agony for several hours with half of his jaw blown off before eventually succumbing to his wounds.
>Since Daemon's body was never recovered from the Gods Eye, singers say that he lived to spend the rest of his days in secret with Nettles.Daemon isn't dying
>>222272962in the correct lighting shes good
>>222272975Daemon will probably unleash his dragon during the tumblesneed, kill his jeet wife and he will then join the greens
>>222272702Like niggers, the dragons are stupid beasts utterly incapable of seeing what is best for themselves. They obey their puny humie masters when it is convenient and disobey them when it is convenient to do so. There are so few of them, imagine if they all just said fuck this noise and went back to valyria to restart the dragon race? How cool wouldn't that have been, eh? Dragons need to stick together, brahh!
Alys is growing on me. Super sweet with Aemond. Literally his momm gf
>>222272843i can see what Misery sees, a blonde goddess. but what the fuck does Rhaenyra see in that ugly WHORE?
>>222272909>taking the word of a (((maester)))>one who in his own head admitted his favouritismlel
>>222272755kek
>>222272971Lybia and Syria can’t put a stranglehold on a key shipping route for the worlds energy.
>>222272962fugly
WHAT THOSE HALENA visions mean? especially the sun eclipse
I love alys, heres a picture not posted here yet
>>222272709Sheepstealer appears to have some hapsburg in him. A most noble and royal line, indeed.
I'm going to need someone to use ai to make Alicent nude and extend this to a full blown sex scene
>>222272899The seven themselves decided to breathe life into him once Aegon accepted his role as king properly not just as a privilege but as a sacred responsibility
>>222273019winter is comingremember she was in daemons vision when he saw the night sneed
>>222272910Guess they're going to cut the Grey Ghost fight
>>222272728I believe in his chin. That majestic underbite will fly again, i know it.
>>222272987>Daemon abandons his son to be run by Greens>abandons one daughter to be married to a Hightower and used like a broodmare>lets another daughter disappeardad of the year lol
Fuck Harrenhal
>>222272909I've never got this complaint because blinging yourself the fuck out to separate yourself from common people was a major function of medieval kingship its why the keeper of the royal wardrobe was such a big palace job and why such expenditure went on it and why ceremonies like coronations are so ostentatious
>>222272709Fuck you Sheepstealer cunts, you and your rider are fucking retarded, you are going to fly into a cliffside at speed and crack your damn necks out of aura farming
>>222272728Also, sunfyre came back from the dead, but dragonhaps can't? I don't think so, bro..
>>222273056>now this is podracing
>>222273013they only generate refugees to go to Europe to replace them and builds up future terrorists :^)
>>222273030Dumb of Tyland to be dressed like that desu
>>222273050It makes zero sense if he livesHe would literally be in position to be king over his son Aegon. And Cregan won the war. If Daemon lived. He would most definitely take the throne.
> mommy, why is my peepee hard?
>>222272879>"Dickhead...." Would have worked better
>>222272741You fucks can just create a third party and not let jews be allowed in it, you fuckers always have to make things so hard for yourselves..
>>222272987>Daemon, Rhaenyra, Rhaena, and Alicent all fake their deaths and live out their days in Essos
>>222272507
>>222273077A Lannister without drip is no true Lannister
>>222272755WHAT????WHAT DO?????
>>222273084Should have had the helper girl in this scene instead of the daemon one and had her stay and watch awkwardly
>>222272765Doing what she's told, that's wat
>>222273086No it wouldn't have
>>222271882Tyland was an OG.
Now that tyland got his mvp moment we need Rickard Thorne. Sure he failed but he tried.
>>222273056CARAXES! THE TACOS! DRACTACOOOOOOO
>>222273071Yeah we go far back enough W’s hateboner for Sadaam destabilized the region and led to the Arab spring. Like so what if he tried to assassinate your daddy once.
>>222272962hogly
>>222273110Don't talk to him that way??!
>>222273095>daemon fucks Alicent while bragging about how he got her baby grandchild murdered >alicent cums
>>222272702>rhaenyra lets her dragon get rekt while daemon the chad rides his to fight a wild dragonCan’t wait to see her burn.
>>222273086
When Daemon slipped off Caraxes on his back. I thought for a second he became paralyzed.Imagine Daemon angrily speeding through the castle in his wheelchair.
>>222273082>It makes zero sense if he livesWell yeahBut House of the Dragon lol
>>222273097Maybe Sunfyre only awakened when he knew his rider truly needed him
>>222273105I was so ready for the lez three way, not to mention to see rhae rhae get pegged
>>222272998noob
>>222272832>completely breaks the entire show.>implying it wasn’t already broken since the end of s1
Its Aegons showyou're just watching it
This show really wants you to support the blacks but their writing is horrible and the only good actor they have in Matt Smith has been checked out for nearly 2 seasons while Tom Glynn-Carney is playing a dickless rapist cripple so well I can actually look past the writing for the rest of the Greens.
>>222273163he's unironically the best characterfor some reason the Hightower Targaryens are just plain more interesting
>>222272755
>>222273179because they're allowed to have faults
Worst episode of the season and I was actually enjoying the last few. Alicent wanting to kill all of her children is the most retarded, undeveloped twist and makes Stannis' character assassination look like a fucking joke.>>222272012Please explain to me how Condal said they couldn't include Nettles because a hypothetical affair (only claimed by Mushroom) between Nettles and Daemon isn't the kind of adulterous dynamic they want to depict in Daemon and Rhaenyra's relationship, but then they did it anyway with Rhaenyra and Mysaria. Why?>>222272137Are you trying to make me think about that Melody Marks JAV video where she holds cum in her mouth in public while making orders at food stands in her already poor Japanese?
>>222273150It was broken well before the end of S1
>>222273179Only Gwayne the rest are trash.
>>222272812Fuck you, you don't know that. Stannis the MANNIS was a cool hombre. Not his fault no one liked him. Besides, he did all that cool shit when they rebelled against the mad king and how was he rewarded? His fucking bitch boy younger brother got all the attention and titles and glory, and stannis got jack nothing.
Where is Joffrey, Aegon and Viserys? Most people probably forgot they even exist.
>>222273179Aura
>>222273147Season 4 for sure
>>222272765Full on targ genocide of course, comes second in spirit only after chadmund
>>222272817What about the one who's lying spread out at that wall, there? That dude's also just resting, right?
>>222273209we saw joffrey this season
>>222273209who?
>>222273179Has that not been the opinion since season 1? No one cared about Jace untilhe died and lucerys was used for gay shipping.
>>222273209Ryan and Sara kind of forgot about Joffrey, Aegon, and Viserys.
>>222273065>t. Syrax
>>222273209Joffrey's a really sleepy boy
>>222273219So is his hair dyed or is he actually the only brunette?
>>222273198Stannis was a bitter loser, kinslayer and and moronRenly should have been king, but it's poetic justice that the nephew Stannis wanted to murder (Gendry in the show, Edric in the books) will continue House Baratheon.
>>222273095Team Black propaganda (just like the rest of this shitty show)
>>222273265Where's the little farewell spank that I'm so accustomed to in these situations?
>>222273188I need to watch that.
>>222273265Such a stupid scene. Daemon barges in, implying that she has really prepared for his visit but she's just hanging out on the throne, awkwardly sitting with another woman
>>222273194The only interesting characters are the Hightowers period. Every blacknigger is a charisma vacuum.
>>222273266I always assumed his hair was dyed so he wouldn't be recognizable to the enemy but we are 7 episodes in and it has not been mentioned or even hinted and I'm starting to fear that his hair is just like that and nobody outside of Oldtown knew, somehow.
>>222273265what house is that girl (male) from?
>>222273299Wrong, Gwayne and Tyland are cool, the rest are trash. This show fucking sucks so much.
>>222273077Only clothes he had was what he was wearing when he ended up in the drink. Besides that, making it obvious he is a Lanister is just another level of defense. Only an idiot would kill him on sight, when he's worth a literal king's ransom alive
>>222273289She's a lesbian, they give right hooks but that's not fit for TV
>>222273324Aegon is cool though
>>222273089Musk is floating this idea but he is also a jew puppet
>>222273308could be the redfort girl anons have been ribbing me about
>>222273308Redfort
>>222272987Daemon lived and became a pseudo-Bloodraven in the God's Eye, and if a character in Winds or Dream goes to the Isle of Faces they'll find him grown into a weirwood on the Isle.
>>222273095>wHaT iF rHaEnYs CaMe ThRoUgH tHe FlOoR oN a DrAgOn?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd MySaRiA kIsSeD oUt Of NoWhErE?!>wHaT iF aEmOnD aNd aLiCeNt kIsSeD oUt Of NoWhErE?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA fUcKs OvEr CoRlYs FoR nO rEaSoN?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd AlLiCeNt MaDe Up AnD rAn OfF tO eSsOs?!We are here.
>>222272981>Sarah Hess now completely in charge of HotD and all future Asoiaf productions.
What was the point of Rhaena's subplot?
>>222273209>Aegon and ViserysI get Aegons reign is probably going to be explained ain a slidehow but surely you need him around for the half an episode where A2 is actually king?
>>222273265>>222273298it makes no sense because her guards are there, implying they all know she's a lesbian
>>222273329The tech bros want to create neofeudalism with network states. Super insulting to be ruled by a faggot like Thiel or an insecure autistic dweeb like Musk.
What Rhaenyra has achieved since ascending the throne:>introduced cats to fight off a rat infestation>released her most important political prisoner to assassinate her son>lost the loyalty of two nuclear bombs>stopped audiences with the common folk because they annoy her >get close to losing her chihuahua dragon by siccing it at the 2nd largest living dragon in the realm instead of adding it (IT'S LITERALLY ALREADY TAMED BY A FAMILY MEMBER) to her flockRhaenyra the Wise. It's not her fault.
AN ALEWITH THE LAD
>>222272163>Are the retcons just an excuse to keep Alicent on the screen?Actress doesn't get paid if she's not used, but she's got a contract to get paid, so they make up bullshit to give her scenes.
>>222273356Whats the point of her son coming home and she just stalks him at night, could have removed that completely
>>222273345Her face actually annoys me. Truly the worst Hess in history.
>>222273362>how do we work the fact she's a lesbo into the show?>idk, just have her sit next to a foid or something
>>222273354Why would Zazlav do this?
>>222273230
aegon is likable and rheanyra isn'thow do we fix?
>>222273366>The tech bros want to create neofeudalismStop getting your politics from twitter and reddit>I have to work to eat this is LITERALLY feudalism
i would just be marrying greenseers with dragon-dreamers until the god-king of westeros is born
>>222273369>ALREADY TAMEDeeeeeeeeeh
>>222273356Obligatory nigger screentime
>>222272342>>222273065>>222273219fucking kill yourself
>>222273356to turn the queen into a raging lesbian... oh wait, she was already one
>>222273396You don’t you just wait until she becomes dragonfeed and enjoy the roastie seethe.
jeyne arryn sexo
>>222273397>robots create mass unemployment With what jobs?
>>222273376>all it took to keep him happy and loyalare blacks stupid?
>>222273376So this is how his rapemaxxing descent begins, a singular ale with a lad
>>222273345Sad part is you could add so much more to this, it isn't even scratching the surface
>>222273378they have to remind the audience that Joffrey exists so they care when he dies
>>222273411I see someone has 0 aura and hype moments
>>222273416nah they already went off-canon many timesrhaenyra isn't getting eaten in this one
>>222273164>dickless rapistThe show made that up. I wonder why? It's almost like there is an agenda to make all the men appear incompetent or evil.
>>222273298I feel like that bitch just loves flexing on people by pretending to be non-chalaunt and unbothered by people's bullshit. Daemon landed right on the bridge of the bloody gate, and then walked his ass all the way up to her throne room. She had atleast 20 minutes to prepare for his arrival, but she's just sitting there alone, twiddling some chicks twat like a fidget spinner when he "barges in"
>>222273369>IT'S LITERALLY ALREADY TAMED BY A FAMILY MEMBER
>>222273416I'm camping out in that rhaenyatargarianslawyer account on twitter when that happens the essays on GRRMs mysogeny have likely already been written
>>222273433i really like her voice. i wish raised by wolves had gotten more seasons
>>222273411chopped unc thinks he's tuff
>mmmm yesssss Ormund, give me that sweet comic book evil villain monologue>inject it deep into my fucking veinsssssss
>>222273437>industrial revolutions create mass unemployment>"with what jobs?"With whatever appears afterwards, do you think 200 years ago they imagined people would make money giving internet services? Or livestreaming videogames? Or flight assistants?You cannot predict what jobs will appear but there will always be human activity to have
>>222273267Stannis was a fucking chad and it wasn't his fault everyone around him were perma-seething his entire life.
>>222273265>every black is gay, progressive, transgender, and every leader is a powerful matriarch or a nigger>every green is a conservative christian MAGA nazi pdf white supremacist patriarch or enabler of patriarchsDO YOU GET IT YET??????????????? HESS DOES NOT LIKE YOU ! ! !
>>222273449I tried to keep the most egregious examples but there’s also denying the dragonriders lordship, not executing Rhaena for killing the heir to the throne, Alicent’s total character assassination, any scene with Mysaria. I just hope Hess gets wind (heh) of what is said about her and her “writing” on this board.
>>222273376First fukin ale with a lad he's had in a long time.I think on that merit alone would be enough to switch sides.
>>222273298Nothing wrong with getting a lil bit of cunny now and then. Daemon could have just not rudely barged in like that.
>Day in the life of a true Kingslandin' geeza>Wake up and meet the Wife Susan.>My little dragon, isn’t she beautiful.>Time to take Silverwing to Tumbletown>Rev up the dragon yeee>Quick stop at fleabottom and load up that plate>Get a pint.>Pitch looking lovely today lads.>Meet Daemon in disguise in the streets, Just a bit of banter>Chippy makes the humiliating beating better.>Pop down at Ormunds camp, good old pie look at that.>Susan made dinner, lovely.>Pop down and have a couple pints with the lads>And finish the day in at the grassy hill of dreams
>>222273488shes so ugly
>>222273523AgreedZoomers are fucked in the head
>>222273501>HESSall of them>"It was very important for Miguel and I to create a show that was not another bunch of white people on the screen," Condal told EW. "We wanted to find a way to put diversity in the show, but we didn't want to do it in a way that felt like it was an afterthought or, worse, tokenism."https://www.businessinsider.com/house-of-the-dragon-creators-didnt-want-mostly-white-cast-2022-7
>>222273369You forgot >angering and alienating the nobility of Kings Landing because MuH dEmOcRaTiC sOcIaLiSm
>>222273523Pictures of her with a more natural look show that she's really quite pretty
>>222271899Is there a recording of this?
>>222273299Daemon is pretty cool, although I am sure the show has neutered him in comparison to the books. Still, he's the only character on team black that's not a total disaster.
>>222273551Lol. telling me without telling me that you'd open the gates.
>>222273501so what did they mean when they know Aegon wins the war and they're cutting Peake so the show canon ending will be Aegon and Jaehaera's wedding?
>>222273433>tfw you will never be her little kitten
>>222273561Daemon was pretty cool now he is cringe and Beesbury can't carry the blacks he died 2 seasons ago.
>>222273104
>>222272170>Why does every single woman in the seven kingdoms have sex fully clothed?They are chaste and pure.
>>222273501The more I watch it, the more this show looks like The Boys with swords and dragons
Why is Ormund suddenly vegan
>>222273565>when they know Aegon wins the warBold of you to assume they won't change that, and no throwaway lines in GoT a decade ago won't stop them.
>>222273329Why the fuck does elon musk have to do it? Just get some random purebred fucking old heritage ENGLISH man to do it. Call it the heritage party or some shit and go straight back to 1771, politics-wise. Again, you always have to make everything so difficult for your selves. You just need to get the racial aspect fixed first, then everything will sort itself out downwind after that. Fuck the danes and the germs and the scots and the irish, america was a mistake, all the races weren't meant to co-mingle like that, it's unholy.
>>222273591Tumbleton is in India and he saw the food hygiene ratings for the meat industry
>>222273591Hitler
>>222273591Eating dead animals is disgusting
>>222273369The cat thing was pretty smart, though.
>>222273591Subversion. They make a character that men will identify with, and then give him subversive traits. Like you are suddenly going to be like "Damn, Ormund is right. I should stop eating meat".
>>222273496These chucklefucks in charge aren’t going to handle the transition competently or with care. There is going to be mass human misery and a police state enforced with flock cameras.
>>222273591He's just an eccentric dude
>>222273587Well, Ormund will probably get humiliated like that.
>>222273610The whole point of the story is that Daenerys will be the first recognized queen of Westeros
>>222273579Rhae Rahe should take notes. Just spending the day chilling on the throne. Mysaria can sit on her lap. Whenever someone barges in, just talk sideways.
>>222273591Did you not see the AI generated meat on his plate?
>>222273662But Dany was never a recognized Queen of Westeros, even in the show. The Sept never annointed her. She is as much a Queen as Gaimon Palehair.
>>222272835The serious answer is that, when he was writing the first book, GRRM intended for her to go to Asshai.
>>222273662They can alter it quite easily by having them both die and A3 take over immediatly, having her escape to a lesbian comune, etc. Its a Hess story and we can only watch in wonder anon
>>222273611shit costs too much money and people are being impoverished systematically. then you have the FBI sabotaging movements from the inside.shit's fucked desu.at least, people are now aware of AIPAC so maybe less jewish representatives will be elected in the future. maybe.
>>222273539>Makes them eat rats>hard to believe that everyone wanted Aegon II gone and didn’t pool all their money together to hire a sellsword army to send the Starkfags whimpering back to winterfell with their tails between their legs
>>222273439Ulf was always a dumbfuck and a traitor. From the very first moment i saw him, i knew he was going to be "one of those" guys. A greedy coward who doesn't give a fudge about anything but his own hide.
>Rhaenyra has all the dragons except Vhagar>proceeds to do fuck all with themWhat.
>>222272409jajajajajajj
>>222273638Her only success as queen was a Black Man's idea. Based.
>>222273640You must be a huge faggot if you identify with a bitch like Ormund lmao.
>>222273536>Not Tokenism>Lets make the prostitute an exotic asian chick and have her talk funnyLol.
this ass is so shit
>>222273638It was Otto's idea in the book
this shit is so ass
>>222273565they will portray it as a tragedy. why do you think aegon has been homelanderized to such extent>>222273652he's literally in the show just so that they can homelanderize him instead of aegon every now and then.
>>222273722refer to >>222273104 and >>222272755
>>222273739This. Ormund is homosexual and should have had at least one sex scene with Gwayne. Enough with the lesbo shit.
>>222273741They avoided that in GoT by replacing Chattaya with Ros (and then making Shae foreign, whoops)
>It's so over...>WE ARE SO BACK
>Oi, I recognize you. You're the one who hanged the rat catchers
>>222272994It's over dog. The only thing more inbred than Targaryens are their stupid dragons which are nothing more than super chihuahuarooster flamethrowers.
>>222273555Yeah, but not the best rendition imo. This is the main complete one that exists https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6VMSYIXCCYBut I really prefer this style but is unfortunately only a few seconds of the song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8U9zTSKn1MThen you've got this version they played in the credits of one episodehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf1my_Zp28kAs for other ASoIaF songs, these are two very good versions of Jenny of Oldstones and Last of the Giantshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ0eJ6Q54eEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wGspDcAKIc
Miss monke. They should have just made her wear a fat suit
>>222273756THE RATCATCHERS, ANON. WHAT ABOUT THE RATCATCHERS?!
>>222273786>THEY WERE FATHERS AND BROTHERS AND SONS
>>222273739Ormund is how a Lord in the setting should be portrayed.
>>222273781honestly i dont understand how anyone could support the whore over this
>>222273584Not fair to compare GRRM’s pristine prose to some HBO hacks.
Alicent Hightower and Olivia Cooke humiliation ritual
>>222273812Maybe if he was a gay faggot haha!
>>222273789need me a slammed toadline bully
>>222273794Alicent x Moke lesbian flashback sex scene on Alicents wedding night when
>>222273814It mostly seems to be middle aged latino women who like her from what I've seen
>>222273790>But I really prefer this style but is unfortunately only a few seconds of the song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8U9zTSKn1MIt's incredible to me that no one has made a cover in this style yet
men just do it better
>>222273814There are a lot of homosexual liberal “men” and women that watch this show, that’s how they can
return to Europa
>>222273850And Indians and fags
>>222272637That's way too smart for the show.
Will Sam whore max like Pycelle when he’s grand maester?
>>222273850Nah, every normie that doesn't know anything beyond that they are supposed to like the "dragon queen" and that she's the "rightful heir" (because the writers keep telling them she is)
>>222273869This is what the queen bitch of bastards took from herThis is what she will never have because of black bastards and their stooges
>>222273397>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curtis_YarvinThe tech bros are enthralled with this guy's idea that democracy needs to go and America should be ruled by a CEO monarch.
>>222273381THE HESS TRUCK'S HERE AND THEY'RE BETTER THAN EVER
>>222273882He’s got Gilly
>>222273884See I'd agree with you last season but so far everyone I've spoken to about s3 just thinks she's incredibly boring
Hess is in dire need of corrective rape from my cock.
>>222273869Actual kino.
I clapped when Jeyne Arryn said "nettle"
>>222273931they're honestly just rubbing salt in the woundi hate sara hess so much
Next thread>>222273943>>222273943>>222273943
>>222273398>i would just be marrying greenseers with dragon-dreamersend result is daenerys and bloodraven
>>222273869>that night who posted Jahaera’s casting for two years just to end up with 5 seconds of screen time
>>222273931They figured that would make up for the shit character that is Rhaena. At least Baela is a cute and is hiding some big black booba under that smock. Hopefully they release them in her threesome scene.
>>222272807Based! You also know the Blacks are the good goys because they have the African American Velaryons on their team.
>>222273915He’s got a fat pink mast and a horny writer that self inserts as him.
>>222273976>Hopefully they release them in her threesome scene.Best we can give you is two male niggerasses.
>>222273976An Addam-Rhaena-Baela threesome would be hot but every actress in the show has a non-nude clause in their contract. HBO is a shell of its former self.
>>222273714Fuck dude, it's almost free to broadcast your shit online. And everyone get their shit online now. The u.s. government is supposedly filled with fucking groypers now, i've read. So why can't it be filled with true nationalists instead, eventually? Ship the niggs back to liberia where they belong, give the other euro races their own states they can peacefully live in, execute anyone who gives the darker southern races shelter or jobs, make racemixing a capital offense.. fixing america is a piece of cake, anyone saying otherwise, is a total fucking tard.
>>222273766Homelanderized? Alexa, Explain.
>>222273721So no different from anyone else in this
>>222273789Big sad
>>222273561He’s always been boring and a poor character compared to ones like Oberyn Martell
>>222273794They should just have kept the original actor, because she hasn't changed a fucking iota since s1. In supergirl, she looks basically the exact same as she did in hotd s1. Just slightly more mature, otherwise, exactly the same.
blackedwood scum? side with a babe killing WHORE queenBRACKENBVLLS? side with the TRVE KING
>>222272962uglot
>>222273869Unironically, the industrial revolution was a mistake. Eurobros lived way better when they were all just random stupid peasantscum who didn't know any better. Knowledge has unironically destroyed us.
>>222274242Yeah but ulf is extra retarded
>>222273581at least Lord Beesbury was avenged...sources tell me some a shaft from one of the arrows that killed Ser Criston Cole had the words 'Just Bee urself!' etched onto it...
