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the fatman cant write because hes old and depressed. its over
This general belongs to the true king Aegon, second of his name All blacks will be made into eunuch catamites to be raped daily
When does Dany show up?
During the sex scene, where was Aemond dick exactly in?
>>222290320>People in general didn't even realized yet that Rhaenyra went to Mysaria room, they where not on Rhaenyra's.>And with how Rhaenyra act, sitting on her bed, Mysaria changing demeanor when she says 'Do not lose faith.', Rhaenyra reaction when Mysaria approaches her strokes her head and call her name after a single kiss Rhaenyra goes almost automatically on her back ready for it.All this means that this is NOT a one time only, Rhaenyra and Mysaria where actually fucking on the regular, this also more or less explain why Mysaria is so bold, perhaps this actually started on Dragonstone after their first kiss, Elinda Massey prolly knows about it....hot.
FAKE DAERON HOW DARE YOU TRICK MEYOU WILL BE PUNISHEDGUARDS TAKE HIM TO MY BED CHAMBERS
>>222290584one of those socks they use to preserve modesty on the set
>>222290454I say, that sounds dreadful!
>>222290320IN THE NAME OF THE MOTHERLEAVE THAT BOY BE
>>222290773
>yo mi bloodclat finga gon pon mi body
>>222290788why did this guy get mutilated and not the lannister????
Do you think (He) and real Daeron will link up?
>>222290881I think right now that thing is Daemon's fleshlight
Do dragons really sound like jurasic park goons? Anyone can confirm.
>>222290454>DEH
>>222290897No, in real life dragons sound more like bears.
>>222290788LORD CORLYS 3 FINGERS HAHA
>>222290717>praise the Queen>she immediately gets on her back for youis it REALLY that easy?
>>222290913A COPPER IN HIS GLASSHE HAD 2 FINGERS LESS THAN MOST, HE SHOVED THEM UP YOUR ARSE
>>222290320So what genius granted the Alicent actress a screentime clause? It's obvious that it's part of her contract, nobody wants to spend 30 minutes with Alicent every week.
Rhaenyra can forgive Alicent like 20 times but can't forgive the zambita once?
Man I’d really hate being a black right about now
>>222290320>Current mood: Horny
>>222290967lmao this old fatty a FREAK
>>222290967Do you guys think they....
>>222290967>the tapesw-what kind........
>>222290913yah poosehclaat edjat
>>222290584>>222290742why do you niggas assume he was rock hard?
Aegon walks like that because his back hurts from carrying episode after episode on his fucking back
>anonhusband art thou rubbing mine feet again?
THE RATCATCHERS
>Personal arc completely changed from the books>Somehow still portrayed as the loyal badass, a real G, and Aegon's top guyWe are eating good despite the shit season, Tylandbros
>>222290988yeah, she tried to find his microdick under the layers and layers of fat and failed. he rewarded her for trying and gave her the role.
the riverman/northman army heading to tumbleton this season is like the monty python scene where the knight is just eternally running toward the castle.bet you most of the battle happens off screen too. scene where the dragonseeds nod at each other then take off on their dragons, some shakey cam shots of burning northmen, and then cut to lord tully running into the command tent, "Our forces are routed, what are we to do!?"
did any1 actually see RoP season 2? i think it might bet better than this and i need a new fantasy show
>>222291141RoP S2 is still considerably worse than this, thoughbeit one might consider it hardly possible.
>>222290726>>222290881>>222290888What is your deal with fake Daeron huh? HUH?
>>222291160thats a shame. i enjoyed parts of s1.
>>222291141No it's worse but I speedran through most of that s2
>AIIIIIEEEEEE NOOOOOO CARAXES SEASMOKE I'M SORRRYYYYY AAIIEIEEEE NETTLES SAVE MEEEEEEE
>>222291141>i think it might bet better than thisIt's notHotd is not a good show but at least it tries, I can enjoy Cole, Aemond, Gwayne, Ormund, and of course Aegon who is the rough diamond in this coal mine.With RoP it's really hard to find ANY redeeming quality, it's just painful.
CK3 bros.. Dreams of Essos seems more elusive than a Dream of Spring.
I hate this show like you wouldn't believe, but I really enjoyed Aegon scene, is rare that 99% of the show is about glacing the blacks but a single green moment is enough to save this shite.
>>222291230>video is a year oldHow hard can it fucking be to add Volantis
Rhaenyra don't just stare at it, eat it!
This show is so fucking bad when is dunk season 2
>>222290320>>222291299>SSSNNNIIIFFF
>>222291192Stop shitposting SHITrax, you and KEKsmoke were getting btfo 1v2, you needed Caraxes to come and make it 3v1.
>>222291215i wish i could see it that way. by ep 3 i was already skipping scenes (skipped every scene with my*aria and rh*enyra), i enjoy aegon and aemond (though, i haven't seen the latest 3 eps and i heard he gets joker 2'd) and otto. they feel like holdouts from s1 when the show was pretty good. its just boring to watch the characters because i know the writers dont see the source material the same way i do, where i can pick a side and cheer for them when its obvious the writers just want to use the greens as their punching bag for their personal gripes and they go out of their way to homelander any potentially cool character, like they tried so hard aegon, and now with aemond and his retarded mommy issue nonsense and ormund who's also some pathetic weirdo who don't wanna eat his veggies (what the fuck)meanwhile the de facto cool black (daemon) gets scenes where he regularly 1v100s dudes and "aura farms" like the kids say.
>>222291318Roughly eight more months
>>222291318Next year.
>she is a LADYSo Aemond is a good guy now? The writing usually go that way.
>>222291377He's just introducing his new girlfriend to mom.
>>222291336>>222291339>>222291318i think it will also be decent schadenfraude to watch AKOTSK win emmies from HOTD, though idk if s3 manages to escape what i assume can only be a humiliation ritual by airing so close to the event
>>222291392
How fucking sneaky is Vaghar that nobody can find herDid Visenya train her in the arts of the ninja?
>>222291409He should've plowed both those slampigs right there on the table
>>222291420Maybe she being magicked on some way, Alys hiding her on the Isle of Faces?
>Poppers: Inhaled>Back: Against the wall>Schemes: Locked inYup, its time for got/hotd/dunk
>>222291435If there's an isle of faces, is there an isle of asses?
>>222291423Agreed, but you know what they say about Targaryen boys... >>222291450God i hope so, just imagine the native grills...
>>222291435We know Vaghar attacks here and there, so if she always returns to the isle of faces people would have noticed it
>>222291450BUMS AGAINST THE WALLS LADS, SER GWAYNE'S IN THE THREAD
>>222291318HOTD had a great season 1 too, anon. Don't get too cocky...
>>222291533Don't say that... Ser Ira of house Parker would NEVER betray us like that...
What does Mysaria do as master of whisper exactly? Ormund has kings landing filled with agents who report everything to him, he knows about Ulf, he was able to capture Corlys, he was able to send his finger to Alyn, he is meeting Ulf frequently, Aegon has been roaming the crownlands for weeks. Genuinely how can her job be intelligence and for her to be unaware of any of this information, what the hell is she doing. Varys would know at least half of these things the day after they happen, Larys would take 3 days but would know them as well.Is her role on the council just to be Rahenyra's whore
>>222291590>just to be Rhaenyra's whoreother way around actually
>>222290454An uncommon Aegon W and a common Larys L all at once>>222290320It's honestly very annoying that Ormund is right about Targs being truly subhuman and low IQ horrible administrators, while Ormund himself is also a low IQ subhuman that can't govern.
>>222290320INCEST POWERWHORE POWERQUEER POWER>>222290351
Is the next season the last one?
>>222291658Yes.No more Queens Nose...
>>222291161How can a small dragon like Tessarion possibly be a threat to anyone? Just stab it man.>inb4 firestop being a fatty and just dodge it
>>222291676Why did dragons not lead to rapid industrialization and development of anti-dragon weaponry? I mean they've got basically napalm so figuring out gunpowder shouldn't be that difficult.
Someone please post the text of Mysaria speaking like BBC Pidgin.
>>222291699Planetos is besieged by eldritch abominations, always gnawing away at the edges of the world with cults, religions, weird costumes, influencing all kinds of bad shit and making the world of the books much more brutal and weird than the shows depict.Full of half-breeds and extremely dangerous creatures and a bunch of diseases.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4J16GzUJ28
>>222291230I'm a CK3 modder, trust me adding shit to a custom map is a fucking chore.
>aemond when alys stops looking like olivia cooke
>>222291784Especially in Essos and other lands. Westeros is lucky since it only has like, the COTF and tree demons and some other weird shit.Essos has a bunch of creepy shit, and so does Sothorys.
>>222291784That's just an incentive to invent even more dakka in order to kill the demons as efficiently as possible.
>>222291784Those are just second hand travel descriptions fueled by superstition that sensationalize the strangeness of the unknown. Like descriptions of unicorns and mermaids, headless men, etc. Half of that shit is probably just mundane if it's even real. Of course we are in a world with 200m tall ice walls and dragons. So, some of that shit is probably within this ballpark.
>>222291851maybe they cant because the (((maesters))) are in on it and actively preventing too much advancement
aemond linked up with odessa. keep it or sneed it?
>>222291784>>222291859The Eldritch shit is spot on, Martin is hugely influenced by Lovecraft and is obvious the Old Gods, The Great Other, R'Hllor the interaction they have with people and all the oily black stone shit make it obvious.
>>222291668ugly jew tranny
>>222291590Whatever spy network Mysaria had previously while working with Otto seems to have completely evaporated leaving her with nothing to do and no resources to do anything except save for rat servants out the guards or tort whatever harebrained scheme Alicent comes up with next.When Alicent and Heleana tried to sneak out as maids Mysaria had to physically go to stop them herself since she apparently has no agents to command to do her bidding. Varys would have just sent guards or stopped it from happening in the first place.Same thing happen with Larys who had an extensive network of arsonists at his command yet now he's powerless wandering around the woods with Aegon and Tyland.
>>222291910nah martin is a boomer. lovecraft is zoomer/millenialcore. vikings are boomercore meaning old gods = norse mythodology and scandinavian paganism.
>>222291974>Same thing happen with Larys who had an extensive network of arsonists at his command yet now he's powerless wandering around the woods with Aegon and Tyland.Btw where did those two random redshirts come from that suddenly followed Aegon and co. last episode?
>>222290320disgusting
>>222292014Did Tyland hire them?
>>222291795Alys is thinner than cubby Cooke.
>>222291182How many fucking roads and cleared fields are there down there, isn't this in the asshole of Gondor at the start of the second age, who the fuck is farming and trading around here
>>222290320It's weird because it comes out of nowhere. Rhaenyra seems completely asexual until she suddenly isn't. Even when Vale-mommy doesn't have her sexkitten on her lap, she seems much more sexual and it doesn't feel out of character for her.
>>222290320Since it is INEVITABLE that people watching would read that as Rhaenyra getting a good wiff of whitewormussy, did C&H do this on purpose or are they THAT clueless?
>>222290454This scene and how those two Black cunts just left their dragons to get viciously killed turned me into an Aegon truther FUCK BLACKS KING EGG
>>222291192>>222291331Isn't sheepstealer meant to be only smaller than Cannibal and Vhagar? The scale of the dragons seemed really off during the four-way
>>222291974She made a guy eviscerate some poor maid (I assume one that was kind of around when she talked to Alicent) but it was a blink-and-you'll-miss-it scene.
>>222292070its a better depiction of gondor than the PJ movies
>>222292014>>222292028When Tyland somehow stumbled upon Aegon and Larys in that village he said he had hired sellswords to escort them back to Casterley Rock.
Theyre setting up SheepCHADer to come upon and finish a wounded Caraxes and Daemon
>>222292121
>>222292197Yep, no body was found because he was devoured
>>222292197>chad>has to is sneak on xcaraxe
>>222290320>ormund puking .webm
Mfw sunfyre
>>222292217>no farmland around a major city is more realistic than a breadbasket region having farmsdon't be retarded
>>222292286I'm man enough to admit I baseded out a little when I saw that scene
>>222292307>don't be retardedI'm afraid I cannot oblige.
>>222292307It was early March, so still winter.
>>222292286>>222292344Aegon is the only reason i watch this dogshit anymore
>>222290320>gay rhae>faceless man alicentthey really went off the books
>>222292413>>faceless man alicentThis is an insult to the faceless men even arya was able to kill people
>>222291860On the maesters and the jews.>Symbolism of the star: Just as in Judaism, it is the most widespread symbol of the seventh of the maesters. With its seven-pointed shape, it is found on sept, it appears on funerary monuments and flags, as well as on countless works of art and pieces of jewelry.>God with part: In the Kabbalah, the one true god is found in different aspect like the shekhinah in a similar way the seven gods of the maesters are aspect of a one true god.>Priest caste: The Faith of the Seven possesses a powerful clergy whose members govern the most important aspects of the faithful's lives, following a set of strict, codified rules issued from a centralised center in Oldtown, much like Jewish rabbis operating from Jerusalem.>Spy network: The Masters have established themselves in every court and castle across the kingdom, relaying crucial intelligence to their headquarters at the Citadel in Oldtown and conducting various undercover operations, just as the Mossad does for Israel.>Bodily mutilation: Zealous adepts of the Faith of the Seven are known to practice bodily mutilation, such as carving a seven-pointed star onto their foreheads as the jews practice removing their foreskin.>Promised land: Westeros had been promised to them 6,000 years ago, while they were living in Andalos, in Essos. They later arrived in Westeros and drove out the original inhabitants by force while screaming the names of their gods.(Part 1)
>>222292366winter means farms, farmhouses, roads, windmills, storehouses, granaries, toll gates, inns, houses, guardhouses, wells, pastures, artisanaries are dismantled and tucked away for the winter?
>>222292437(Part 2)>Treatment of indigenous populations: As the faith of the maesters spread across Westeros, the indigenous first men were vilified, demonized and exterminated, except in one part of the territory being the North; likewise, indigenous Palestinians have been vilified, demonized and exterminated, except in one part of the territory being Gaza.>History of the Prophets: In the oldest of the holy books, The Seven-Pointed Star, it is said that the Seven crowned the prophet Hugor of the Hill and promised him and his descendants great kingdoms in a foreign land; and of other men of great faith who guided and helped the Andals, which is the same as the Torah, with Moses and other great prophets guiding and helping the Jewish people.>Superiority complex: The maesters think of other cultures as evil and inferior, often labeling them primitive or demonic, in a similar way the Talmud describes the other nations of the Earth.>Victim complex: The maesters believe that the Valyrians had denied the Andals the promise of the Seven on Essos and that they are victims of oppression by the First Men, who resisted them, as well as by the peoples of Essos.>Double standard: The Faith of the maesters rejects magic, regarding it as a dark art, yet the high ranking maesters study their own magic and forge a magical Valyrian steel link for their chains with that art; likewise, the God of Judaism rejects magic, yet the Kabbalah teaches magical elements alongside doctrine.
>>222292286I was like that too haha, replayed the scene a dozen times
>>222292231>survived a 3 v 1 while bodying two others Yes, Sheepchad is going to finish the blood penis
>>222290717Catbox with sound?
>>222292446They were destryed during the first orc raids and the inhabitants moved inside the city walls.
What happened to GOT having hot women and tits?
>>222292446I thought this spot was specifically a chokepoint near the mountains of what would become Mordor, and so there was basically no one living thereBut the scale of the human landscape implies something like a large village with regular cart traffic and vast tracts of agrarian propertiesIt's not impossible, it's just odd, and it looks a lot like basic photo-bashing landscapes pushed to production levelUltimately I don't care, but I don't think anyone working on that show really does (and the graphical artists are probably those that do the most)
>>222292307>major city>Minas-Tirith
BLACKS FLY DRAGONS TO OLDTOWN, TAKE A BUNCH OF HOSTAGES, TAKE HIGHTOWER TREASURY, KNEECAP A GARRISON OR TWO ALONG THE WAY SIMPLE AS WHATS THE BIG DEAL
>>222292286I love that the fucker was cackling along with Aegon
>>222292585the woman audience are envious whores who hate cute girl
>>222292094Looks fine to me.
>>222292634Oh yeah, it's just the perspective making Caraxes look huge here
>>222292608You didn't account for the woman who's sitting on the throne.
He comes....
Damn- it's the finale already? I know technically stuff has happened, but it still feels like nothing's happened. Why's this show so slow?
>>222290320Aside from the ending, this was kind of a nothing-burger episode
>>222292535did the orcs also dismantle all the houses?>>222292586it would make sense if the idea was to deny your enemy shelter, many times in history cities that expected siege would destroy the surrounding buildings in essentially sorched earth tactics, but when there's no obvious evidence then yeah, the CGI team just fumbled the bag>>222292597>Gondor’s capital and primary stronghold during the War of the Ringcapital isn't a major city?
>>222292634How they justify dat long ass neck nigga looks ridiculous. Also why they just chilled there while stealerchad hauled ass
>>222290454I wanted "Come and shoot your king" not Synfyre ex Machina
>>222292743So he can more easily have a hydration break
>>222292743We were feeling bad about that dog
>>222292743they just added that scene to show dragons.
>>222292791Now, if only their millionaire writer team could have come up with a way to both show dragons and make a scene that advances the plot
>>222292765>>222292743these shots cost more money than it would have taken to order 30 sets of high end medieval replica armors that they could have used for all 3 seasons, so that they dont look like they are wearing plastic mcdonalds happy meal armor
>>222290454Can't take this guy seriously, his head is huge.
How long is the wait until next season?
>>2222929192-2.5 years
how come ormund is an elite and had the best education available yet hes a friend to the common people and wont mind sharing a drink with them? how is he such a good guy...
>>222292743All the bestest boys have long necks.
>>222292935so he is Gaydolf Shitler?
>>222292669Fucking based.
>>222292974>>222292765>>222292743cant wait to watch all these reddit lizards get butchered
What was the point of mysaria’s scene with the fat lady? I’m kinda dumb and needs themes spelled out for me thanks
>>222293026Another cheap shot at men in general so the women who still watch this show can feel better about themselves.
Grrrrrr
>>222293026Whenever Mysaria's talking it's a sign that you can fast forward.
>>222293052shes posseses the heart and spirit of a king
>>222291409The witch chick seriously looks like a tranny or a Habsburg.
>>222293095that's what wypipo look like.
>>222290454He's the most relatable character
>>222291409why cant the mommy gfs just get along
>>222293026They needed a scene for the audience to be reminded that mysaria is a character with her own purpose other than topping rhaenyra in the next scene
>>222290422Apparently his wife is close to dying from people who live in the area by him have said
>>222293195He'll finally be free to be with Sibel Kekilli.
>>222293195Yeah? Has she been close to dying for the past 15 years?
>>222293157the nigger reminds me of bubbles from the wire
>>222291238>glacing the blacksAnon... not a single important Green aside from Otto has died, meanwhile Rhaenyra lost 2 out of her 3 sons.
>>222293310She has 5 sons though
>>222293310>forgetting the greatest warrior in westeros
>>222293310You mean 2 out of 3 BASTARDS
>>222290320>thinking that the stripper loves youkek
>>222293326I mean the adults, the ones that actually matter.Meanwhile, as of now:>Ormund runs circles around the Blacks,>Aegon lives>Aemond lives>Daeron lives
>Aegon's Season 4 arc will be him on his victory tour killing Cannibal and Grey GhostGET HYPE
Whenever Mysaria is not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, "Where's Mysaria?"
>>222293521just make all episodes in s4 mysaria POV episodes. nobody cares about the other characters
I know most people have missed it, but I really liked the subtle fire breathing in this shot. To the untrained eye, it might look like the fire just happens to be in the background but it's actually deliberately made to look like Rhaenyra herself is casting a foreshadowing "Dracarys" of sorts.
They really are squeezing that Eyrie set for all it's worth, huh? Same thing with the boat set last season. That one was more detailed, at least.
pieceontheboardhavers/, tag yourself
>>222293644Hopefully she or someone else will burn that yellow whore already
>>222293727>does nothing>winshack writing
>>222293727*severs corlys' penis*
>>222293521
>>222293727>saves his army from being burned by dragons>takes out the goldcloaks>undermines the savage queen>turns ulfhes a massive underdog and still runs circles around rhae and cuckmon. but for some reason gwayne and daeron thinks hes stupid and mad... it makes no sense. ormund is the smartest team green member since otto died but nobody respects him.
>>222293767Roddy doesn't get tired holding that up.
>>222293753>Blacks just do the equivalent of putting a repeating crossbow in everyone's collective throat>Greens need to do jackshit. Only convince others to flee from insanity.Yep
>my honest reaction at the quality of writing in this season
Is Alicent travelling back to King's Landing all alone now?
>>222293442>Cannibal and Grey GhostYou really think Condom and Hack would let Grey Ghost be in their gay show? It would give Aegon/Sunfyre too many wins with how they kill it.As for Cannibal, he was always too based to be in the lame as fuck show.
How was that guy, Sir Adrian, out on that balcony that's directly at the cliff where the intruders came in last time? Shouldn't he be somewhere in the entrance area or the courtyard?
>>222293861Cannibal is on Skagos, waiting for Rickon to tame him.
>>222293854WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO?
>>222293819yeah
>>222293856hugh's wife got repeatedly raped on the way from kl to tumbleton, from harrenhal to kl is going to be much worse for alicent... she didnt think this through
>>222293885yeah
>>222293767That doesn't look like Criston Cole
>>222293910She'll just use her teleporter.
>>222293913Its actually Crispin ColeHis look-alike who does all the bad stuff that is attributed to Criston
>>222293913He's ok.Just tired.
>>222293913thats not his head lol. ser criston survived
Remember me?It’s been a while, I know. My last blog post went up here on February 19. The posts that came after were made by my mighty minions. I am lucky enough to have a great staff of assistants… though even with their help, I kept falling further and further behind.This year has been… stressful, to say the least. So much has been happening, it’s been overwhelming. Some great things, exciting things. Dreams coming true. But there have been nightmares too. I have lost friends. Battled sadness and depression. The worst may be yet to come. I turned seventy-seven last September, and I tell you, getting old is no fun. But there have been amazing times as well.I suppose that’s just life. Of course, I knew that. If you’ve read my stories, you know that.So much to post about… I will try and catch up some… and my minions will help… but my posts are likely to short and rushed.One highlight you may already know. Emmy finalists for 2026 have been announced, and A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS nabbed nine nominations — yes, 9, not damn — including the big 0ne, Best Drama.The awards ceremony will be Monday, September 14 at the Peacock Theatre in Los Angeles. I hope to attend… but that depends on… well, on a lot of things.(I am proud of our team, and hope we take home a few of the statues, but I will confess that I was hoping we’d get a few of the acting nominations as well. But there’s always next year).https://georgerrmartin.com/notablog/2026/08/03/better-late-than-never/
>>222293767I clapped and cheered
>>222291392>400 mile journey on foot each way as a noblewoman on her ownWe're back to teleporting again
>>222293767I feel after about 10 minutes of holding it like that your arm would feel like it's dropping off. Also you'd probably get pissed off with rotting chunks dropping on your arm.
>>222294034which is why you have it strapped/supported by the saddle
>>222293819I don't understand normalnigger memes.
>>222294008>I have lost friends. Battled sadness and depression. The worst may be yet to come.Brother that's literally every single post of yours on that damnable blog, all your fucking friends are crumbly jewish fossils battling the aftereffects of hippie-glue and crack whores, and there's always one or two dying every time thunder cracks and spooks them in their LA mansions because they think the gooks are back and they want BLOODFUCK77 IS TOO YOUNG FOR GEORGE TO DIE YET AND THATS A BAD THING
>>222293894>jeets psyop'd themselves into thinking this creatura da trans generos is attractivedios mio....
>>2222940906 7 yuh
I love that Ormund travels with portable incense burners. Here's a man who takes his comfort seriously.
>>222293830There was nothing in Cole's head to begin with
>>222294008Not only the blog aesthetic, now he's also typing like late era LiveJournal/early tumblrinas. It's never been so over.
>>222293910crazy how that gross pajeeta got so turbo raped on the road but everyone else is immune to the offscreen rape goblinswho else will those goblins rape before they are stopped
>>222294116>67can i guess? it's zoomers mimicing something a nigger said like 90% of zoomer culture
>>222293521the worst actor in the entire game of thrones franchise. and it's not even close
>>222294140>leftist writers have a bone to pick with mens fragrances now (something quintessentically arabic/within nu-manosphere)curious that they had an israeli actress kill the arab actor as well but im sure its just a coincidence.
>originally ryan condal wanted to make a dunk tv series instead of this onedunk bros we dodged a massive bullet
>>222294174Yup
>>222293727
>>222294191rhenyra .... de pipo niid te beleev de powa lies wit the wan whu weers de krown, wen de pipa no longa fia yu oa rispek yu dei bicom brezen... erogan.... dis kan not be alooud tu hepen no longa, rhenyra
did cole go out like a gigachad?
The only character I’m rooting for at this point is Aegon 2
>>222294008Prestonjacobs analysis and reaction video to the latest blogpost when?
Dang from Tyland and Aegon standing together side by side in death to result in what happened with The Mad King and Tywin.
>>222294008tldr finish the book scumfuck
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>its a alicent and rynheara team up to kill her don episodeI hate you
>>222294275her accent sounds like a third-tier star wars character. it's astounding they don't get her to sound more consistent.she's a fucking useless cunt actor anyway. isn't she in ex machina but has no lines?
>>222294279nigga got charlie KIRKED
>>222293521It all makes sense when you realize she's Sarah Hess her lesbian self-insert
>>222294339shes a DEI asian who probably works for peanuts
Embarrassing season. Please don't kill my nigga Gwain, he's all I have left :(
he’s been saved from all the ungodly shitty writing.
>>222291466She's in love with herselfShe likes the dark
>dyke :D>fat writer D:
>>222294496I like how the clothes fit.
>>222294496i mean i'd like to side with george rr martin but he's such a fat annoying cunt at this point...
>>222292586you're asking hollywood liberal writers to create a realistic rendition of military infrastructure
>watching preston react to the mad king play with some normies>he makes a big fuss about rhaegar being a pd>none of the normies give a shit and just ignore himlol, so funny to think that preston is some 50yo chud who probably lurks here
>>222290454
>>222291423>the BTS literally says Alicent/Aemond/Alys is a love triangleMomcest chads we won
>>222294566>>222294496This is what Gurm wants to discuss with Ryan btw
>>222294576or they could use a real landscape from somewhere like New Zealand or British Columbia
I was lowkirkeniunely skipping through the episode did they actually cut Corlys' finger off and why
>>222294496ryan is into lesbians and momcest while george likes underage sibling sex and nipples. it was never going to work
Is it really such an unimaginable distance?
>>222294656the planetos map is such soulless shit. Literally an L shaped map.
>>222294656It's supposed to be about as long as South America, so yes.
>>222291029you wouldn't be diamond hard?
>>222294279Of course, anyone saying otherwise is just a roastie or a tranny.
>>222294616When grmm wants to give me a lecture on dragon anatomy I sit my white ass down and listen
>>222294496condal realistically is getting scapegoated by HBO's DEI loving execs. very rarely would a show runner with no real resume, in their first big time show, straight out the gate start acting like they're an auteur who everyone has to respect in terms of their vision, so im not fully on board with the idea that everything dogshit about this dogshit show is because 2 people. you sort of get an admission of such in the tone of his response, basically admitting he's getting paid a fuckton of money to just suck it all up and be the punching bag and shield for all the woke shit HBO execs+partners+investors are pushing.
>>222294279yes and he embarrased the cowardly riverscum and the "muh dragon kween" norfmen in the process
>>222294279>gigachadmore like a gigasimp
>Rhaenyra desperately wants some kind of sign from the gods>tomorrow she'll learn that Aegon has resurrected alongside his dragon and is burning her armies downhow much of a freakout is Rhaenyra in for?
anyone else speedruns episodes?I just did ep 6 in 12 minutes
>>222294616he's not wrong thoughit % was some tranny wagie working on photoshopping and design that went "heh... I have POWER now.... I will leave my mark on this show"
>>222294769ep7 is a lot quicker. ormund-corlys, ormund-ulf, aegon-sunfyre
>>222294656the iron redditors realistically would get the same treatment as jerusalem in 70 AD if they tried to pull off their viking shit. by high medieval time it's far too late for some sea people race to have any sort of chance against what are the equivalent of modern professional armies
>>222290717>Rhaenyra and Mysaria where actually fuckingFor that they would need strapons because otherwise it's impossible for women to "fuck." The dragon strapon theory is accurate. Mysaria wears it and calls Nyra "my dwagon wydah" in her Temu Shae accent.
>>222294616After checking ASOIAF, fire and blood, and aKotSK, I can now say that there isn't a single dragon that only has 2 legs in any of them or their illustrationsAlso, it doesn't matter how many legs the dragons have
how do people even have kids in westeros considering the amount of homos?
>>222294824because rape
Death to the savage queen !
>>222290320Fuck this was hotObviously they're butchering this show but I can't help but at least enjoy hot sweet lesbokino, I wish we had more of that. 2 scenes in the last 2 seasons is too few. Also i thought rhaenyra and alicent were gonna fugg; I'm hoping we get a three way with Mysaria. She can't act but her stupid accent turns me on for some reason, I think because of how tryhard it is>>222290717Kino>>222293026It's justification for why she feels the need to top Rhaenyra in her next scene >>222294810I did wonder about this. Doesn't make sense desu
>>222291141>did any1 actually see RoP season 2PAhh... dem raangz. Dawg you watched S1 of that stinkfest? Have some self respect!
>>222291784I wish they would be more willing to explore other lands in more detail, but then again they would probably butcher it>>222291141You think a show doing a love triangle between Galadriel, Celeborn, and Sauron is better than this? Hotd may butcher its source material but there are no words to express how bad ROP butchered theirs.>>222293819I suspected it was Alys in disguise pretty quick (didn't guess Aemond was dreaming though), but then they actually went through with the Alicent teleport, yeah
>>222294877it was perfectly good 7/10. much of the chud outrage was manufactured. i didnt watch s2, just like i havent watched most of s3 of hotd, since i think they are both likely below that rating.
>>222294936>a love triangle between Galadriel, Celeborn, and Sauron is better than this?meanwhile love triangle between mysaria, daemon and rhaenyra. meanwhile complete character assassination of multiple characters. for any sins RoP commits, HOTD commits in double.
>>222294948Are you trans by any chance? Even my boomer parents thought it was gay, and they liked Wheel of Time.
>>222294948It was already heading towards full retard, but they were holding it in until the end of the first seasonThen they drop a balrog, the sauron x galadriel ship, and gandalf dropping from the sky amid multi-racial hobbits, pursued by bald goth sorceressesAlso the chainmail is made of cloth and the armor of flabby plasticAnd notice I didn't even mention Numenor
>>222294910Finally
>>222295023what makes you think HOTD isnt faggier and more troon oriented? it even had a troon actor. actually it has 2, considering the lead is a pronouns freak.>>222295027i am speaking about s1, where most of the outrage was about the niggers. turns out the dwarf woman was fine, the nigger legolas was inoffensive, and the worst offender was the dragging on hobbit storyline
>>222290320tfw : no woman would ever ask your cock if she is worthy, because they all just feel entitled to it.
>>222295056HOTD is super straight.
>>222295040>All work and no play makes Ulf a du- A HAPPY BOY WHO WILL BURN THEM ALL
>>222292437>>222292450lol inbred schizos that lost their homeland trying to subvert western men yet again
>>222295074>half the sex scenes are gay shit>no tits and asscope
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>>222295100>no asscope...they show aemond ass in that scene
I was promised mother/son breeding incest. WTF is this shit?
>Next ep>Orwyle: Yer Grace, we received word that Aegon is alive and burned Lord Mooton and his host near Rook's Rest>Rhae: What about Tumbleton?>Orwyle: Yer Grace, we just received word from Tumbleton, Lord Tully and his host were burned by Ulf on Silverwing.>Alicent:Hey, I'm back. I did it, Aemond's dead!>Orwyle: Yer Grace, we just received word that Lady Frey and her host were burned at Harrenhal by Aemond and Vhagar
>>222291795Scenes from the Dreadfort
>>222295129i dont give a shit about sex scenes to be honest, i would trade all of them for decent dialogue writing and decent actors (not fucking mysaria, or emma darcy), and decent pacing. neither RoP nor HOTD are fit for purpose as serious adaptations but at least RoP s1 never made me physically uncomfortable (showing women on their period, lactating, fent niggers on screen every 10sec), and it was just something inoffensive (minus larping/actual tolkien purists) high production value fantasy slop, and out of the 2 shows HOTD is clearly worse at doing that, since it's just non stop women talking scenes, and looks ugly as shit. again i havent seen s2 of RoP but i am having a difficulty seeing how it could be worse than hotd s2+3, but then again i've seen first hand the quality drop from s1 to s2 in hotd so maybe the anon was right
>>222290967>12 candidates for the role>choose the worst oneShe must have a mouth like a vacuum cleaner or something
How do you say Seasmoke or Sunfyre in High Valyrian?
>>222292750>proceed to all die in a field in BelgiumYeah maybe listening to Louis XVIII was a better idea
>>222295186Your frustration with hotd is accurate, ser. This women talking shit is getting old as fuck. And I bet they will skip over the battle in the season finale for more women talking scenes. Like it will be some cgi dragons looking menacingly at each other, a couple of quick cuts of them colliding, and then they'll very briefly show the aftermath of the battle and cut to Mysaria and Rhaenyra having dyke seggs with Rhaenyra crying and saying "what would you have me do??"
>>222295172Maybe instead of being eaten by Sunfyre, she'll kill herself out of desperation in this fanfic.
>>222295148
Trying to root the Dance of Dragons in a feminist POV is shaping up to be the worst television decision of the last decade.
>>222294091Funny to think that if George had passed away younger, say around the 2010s he'd have actually done his reputation a huge favour
>>222295206Embrōrbar and Vēsperzys apparently
>>222295172>WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DOAt least they're showing Rhaenyra as genuinely terrible now (or... I hope they know they are) instead of actually trying to do good Maegor with tits revealed (the fact they haven't called her that yet makes me think they might still be taking her side, which would be insanity)
>>222295172Yeah but wouldnt it be way cooler for Rhae's dragon to ate aegon? Aegon is male after all, can't have them have a W.
>>222294824It's social adaptation from having long winters, no kids = less mouths to feed
Did Mysaria really force Rhaenyra to go down on her and eat her pussy? Or was it still just a kiss?
>>222295221they know they need to have a big cgi dragon explosion fest to tide the normie fans over the 2 year wait for s4. the last ep will likely be the one where most of the effort went into, especially keeping in mind gullet was meant to be in s2 and it was shifted to s3. all the time wasting this season has been so they can save up budget and meaningful plot development for the last ep
>>222294968It's nowhere near as bad. At least the details of hotd are deliberately left unclear by GRRM, so the show has some license when filling in the details (though it butchers those too). HOTD may butcher its source but ROP is literally picrel in its butchering, particularly on a character level. It deliberately goes against what Tolkien established to become le generic soap opera fantasy.
I'm so happy GRRM's wife is dying, the only way it could get better is if he gets rectal cancer that literally eats his ass away
punch my wall every time alicent is on screen
>>222294910We've all had those 3am coke chats
>>222295277well to be fair the stupid retards went forward with the show when they didn't have the right to the silmarillion. They literally only had what's in the LoTR appendix to work with. A smart fucking producer would force them to focus only on humans in the second age because the absolute mongoloids focused on the elves whose lore makes no fucking sense if you divorce them from the first age.
>>222295284You must not have a lot of wall left
>>222295300I rebuild it between episodes
>>222295277HOTD is exactly what you describe, generic fantasy slop and feels nothing like what came out of GRRM's mind. It's just an utter feminist, champagne sipping foid power fantasy and an utter fuciking bore to watch on top. Like it genuinely makes me angry how much they fucked up. Meanwhile with RoP they didn't even have actual rights to the source material but just some appendices from Return Of The King, meanwhile the show itself is about Silmarillion.
>>222295298That's true but I don't think it was simple stupidity. I think it was deliberate hubris, ego, and a misunderstanding of (or lack of willingness to understand) the source.
>>222295277Except that pic absolutely applies to HOTD as well. They literally inserted a tranny breadtuber as a character, and that's not even mentioning the blackwashing.>At least the details of hotd are deliberately left unclear by GRRM, so the show has some license when filling in the detailsWhat HOTD changes is far, far more egregious than just modifying some details nigga.
>>222295320>utter feminist, champagne sipping foid power fantasythat's literally what fire and blood is, a long diatribe about the evil men who keep displacing female heirs. First with Rhaena and Aerea, then with Rhaenys, then with Rhaenyra. Alysanne is depicted as the good queen when the stupid foid basically advocated to turn Jaehaerys into a usurper by setting the precedence female could inherit.
Alicent in shock at Harrenhal was posted in one of these generals earlier and people were guessing at what she's reacting to, turns out someone guessed correctly that she was shocked to find one of her children living/evading death
>>222290948Somehow she still counts as team green so they can say they're splitting time between the two factions equally. Even with the whole murdering her own kids thing.
>>222295359LMAO
>>222290948remember that one time she went swimming? riveting.
>>222293816Maybe he shouldn't have molested them...just saying...
>>222295349>that's literally what fire and blood is, a long diatribe about the evil men who keep displacing female heirs.what? in the book rhaenyra+alicent barely got any characterization. and the whole war is cause viserys refused to let the crown pass to his brother. almost as soon as the fighting starts it just becomes a faux history book describing battles and political movements, it has almost no mention of any of what i describe as "women talking".
>>222295399read harder retard
The missing treasury thing is a fucking joke. Why would a kingdom need to pay with the money they saved, they would pay with their income. There would already be regular tax income from at least the loyal houses.
>>222295414provide some examples of "women talking" in F&B double nigger fat retard
>>222295340>>222295320I actually liked season 1 of HOTD though, particularly Viserys. I can't say the same about ROP, which I did give a chance and went into with an open mind, though I actually really like the Silmarillon. I will say I went in with low expectations of HOTD after they butchered GOT and while I liked F&B I consider what ROP did to the silmarillon sacrilege. So maybe it's just that I care more about the Silmarillon than F&B. >Like it genuinely makes me angry how much they fucked upThis is how I feel about ROP but I just wish it had never been made.>What HOTD changes is far, far more egregious than just modifying some detailsI already said that.
>>222295349>jaehaerys is mysogynst>realm prospers, remembered as best king >viserys is girl dad faggot feminist >realm bleeds, remembered as faggot king
>>222295471in my posts im excluding s1 because i think most agree it was done faithfully to the book. and i am comparing s2+3 to rop s1. they are comparable on the level that neither are fit for purpose as adaptations. and hotd fumbled the bag harder considering they had the story ready-made for them. meanwhile the tolkien estate only gave amazon scraps to work with so it's not the same situation. and having GRRM disown the show is definitely a sign that the adaptation is more than just clumsy. it would be different if tolkien estate was actively involved with the show but they are not, and only care about the quick payday, basically, what im saying is, fuck all entertainment industry jews.
>>222295426Viserys left a full treasury because he didn't do anything useful with the money, so having possession of it is a boon (that can also be denied an enemy)Taxes from loyal vassals would only be a fraction of what had been saved, transporting said taxes during a time of disorder could risk them being intercepted, and none of it would match what the treasury had (unless taxes are raised)
>>222295349>that's literally what fire and blood is, a long diatribe about the evil men who keep displacing female heirs.You're chudding out too much, it's not like that at all. Rhaena was 100% written villainously with her being an asshole to her third husband, being a terrible mother and being a retard for letting her gf steal the dragon eggs from under her nose. The only interesting thing about Aerea was her body horror misadventure after Balerion took her on a trip to Old Valyria. Rhaenys' only stated quality was that she choose the best husband possible.No one before Rhaenyra had a real chance to the Iron Throne, and that's only because Viserys was so weak and passive.
>>222295426What if Rhaenyra printed paper money?
>post blood & cheese>Aegon is angrily ranting about there being a possible traitor in the Red Keep who's responsible for his son's death>we're meant to perceive him as paranoid and maniacal even though Alicent literally spends S2 and S3 sabotaging and weakening her side, culminating in selling her family out to Rhaenyra and trying to kill her kids
>>222294936>I wish they would be more willing to explore other lands in more detail, but then again they would probably butcher itit's especially mind boggling considering "diversity!" is the big thing now but they want to blackwash white things, not really tell black stories
>"S1 was good" revisionism is already at full steamtiresome
sunfires new look was kinda dope, ngl
>>222295226Nah, she calls it quits and moves to Essos to make a new life as muff diver with Alicent and Mysaria.
>>222295657S1 was the best season but the rot of shit writing and poor planning was already setting in very early on, and the show completely derailed its story around S01E08. The Driftmark incident was the last episode in which the show seemed competent and well balanced in terms of "picking sides"
>>222295685yeah the moment alicent suddenly forgives rhaenyra because she said "sorry uwu" and they became besties again is when the show died
>>222295607Ormund would just troll her with counterfeits.
>>222295685>S1 was the best seasonWant to use even fainter praise for your damning?
Rhaenyra losing Ulf proves she really is retarded. All she had to do was promise him some minor castle after war ends (there'll be plenty of empty castles after the killing is done) and organize some minor get-togethers in the Red Keep where he can mingle and drink a beer or two.
>>222295657Pre-timeskip it was largely good. If it wasn't for the murder-tourney or Cole killing Laenor's boyfriend in the middle of the party.
>>222295732Them making Nyra and Alicent friends instead of the latter being 10 years old as she should was a terrible choice
>>222295759B-but muh teenage friendship
>>222295784FOID SLOP!
remember when HOTD's social media interns tried to equate Baelor to Rhaenyra?
>>222295732>If it wasn't for the murder-tourneyGirls have it just as rough as boys.
>>222295808lol is that real?what has she ever done for other people? she spent years on dragonstone abandoning her father, her duties and her people.
>>222295732Yeah I recently went back and rewatched just because I remember it being good, or at least not mind-melting sludge like what it's become, and wanted to make sure I wasn't misremembering. Some stuff is a bit cringe but overall it's quite a well written and acted show until the timeskip. After the timeskip is when it starts to really fall off. It's a disgrace, not only what they did to GRRM's cool story, but how they absolutely ruined the potential they were working with in S1, the potential to make a really good show and not whatever writ-large expression of the showrunners' mental illnesses this thing has become.
>>222295808And both will never be the monarch!
>>222295808my god these griting accounts are so fucking lame and retarded, none of these emotions are even closely the same
>>222295566>they are comparable on the level that neither are fit for purpose as adaptationsTrue>hotd fumbled the bag harder considering they had the story ready-made for them. meanwhile the tolkien estate only gave amazon scraps to work with so it's not the same situationGiven how much they covered in ROP it was clearly more than scraps, and you don't need the Silmarillon rights to do a faithful 2nd age Tolkien adaptation (again the breadth of what they cover proves a faithful adaptation could have been possible). In both cases they still had to write a lot of key dialogue, but yes, F&B has much more detail and much more prewritten story, and the original author is still alive and was willing to be actively involved in the project, so I will agree HOTD dropped the ball harder than ROP after most of season 1 (of HOTD). I wasn't aware you were excluding it.>the adaptation is more than just clumsyI hope it's been clear that I think the HOTD adaptation has been terrible after most of season 1, not merely just "clumsy". >it would be different if tolkien estate was actively involved with the showThey actually were actively involved, though Chris "resigning" and the Amazon deal getting forged a month later says something about that. I do believe Amazon bait-and-switched them with the pitch as well, but Simon Tolkien did work on it.>>222295647That wasn't what I was thinking of but it's a good point. But I was more saying I've never seen lovecraftian horror/eldritch mystery done well on screen, and they wouldn't have the bones of a good story to follow here.
>>222295880What would you have her do?
>>222295863It also kinda sucks that the only good changed characters post-time skip were the Greens. Aged up Alicent was fairly spot on in season 1, for example. But Hess fucking hated how the female audience liked her more than aged up Rhaenyra and that probably triggered all the season 2 nonsense.
The fact I'm seeing an enormous amount of normies on social media saying "I'm team green now" or "I've switched sides after last ep" just confirms to me that if HOTD was actually a faithful adaptation and didn't spend most of its time butchering the greens, almost everyone would've been team green all along.
>>222296176>all the normalfags are team green nowheh just in time for the humiliation ritualpretty based from the writers desu
>>222296208>>222296208>>222296208
>>222291533>HOTD had a great season 1I beg your pardon?
>>222293816It's the usual problem of this show - people claim about a character something that isn't in any way reflected in the show:>Ormund is cruel and thin-skinned - He has two mild outbursts that hurt no one, while dragonlords throw tantrums that result in deaths and mutilation.>Aegon is a monster - his only real sin are the ratcatchers, which is chump change compared to everyone else in terms of deaths caused.>Alicent is a victim and great plotter/politician - forced Aegon to be king against his wishes, neglected her children all their lives, everything she does is for herself, makes constant blunders.And so on.
>>222296228>>Aegon is a monster - his only real sin are the ratcatchers, which is chump change compared to everyone else in terms of deaths caused.Letting his bastard children fight and kill each other in the pits. Also all the rape.
>>222296243>Also all the rape.He didn't rape anyone in the books. The HBO foids made that up.
>>2222962431. It's one child.2. We have no idea whether it's his child, or Daemon's, or a random dragonseed's. If you haven't noticed you can't swing a dead cat without hitting some Targaryen bastard.3. It's one girl and later on she turns out to be working for Mysaria. So she might have been fucking him for information.
>>222296243These were Daemon's children, Aegon would have to sire them at 10 years old.
>>222291590I don't get why she didn't have a retort ready for all the bullshit the whore was spamming at her, but instead she goes off and fucks the queen again to make all she said true. Mysaria is a useless character.
>>222292413>episode is called Faceless Menwtf, if I had known this before watching it would have made the episode an even bigger disappointment
