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THE WHORE OF DRAGONSTONE AND HER DRY LOVELESS CUNT EDITION

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This thread has been claimed by REAL HETHERSPOON LOYALISTS
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Goofy ahh rhaenyra
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>>222409207
>/got/hotd/dunk/

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>>222409207
HOLY AURA
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>>222409255
Perfection in woman form.
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>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
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new promo leak for the finished season...
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So Sunfire was just taking a long nap?
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>>222409311
SHIT this must be the scene haleana photobombs
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sex with targ boys
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Rhaenyra is a knight because she's got armor on.
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Blacksissies…this your queen? Seriously? You’ve come to die for THAT??
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>>222409315
what does sex with a woman feel like bros
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>Rhaenyra when she goes without Daemon's 10 inch cock for a month
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>>222409382
amazing, the best feeling. when i cum i moan because it feels too good not to.
dont miss out!
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>>222409388
How does Visenya's armor fit this chonker?
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>>222409382
Bags of sand
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>is Ormund Hightower in your path

Is it copium to think this could be a good thing if it means we get Edward Norton as the Shepherd?
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>>222409424
Are you blind? She is not fat.
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I will miss their weird dynamic. I hope Daeron gets a lot of nightmares about him next season
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>>222409452
that would be super gay
the whole siege of thr dragonpit will suck. i dont like seeing dragons get killed.
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the legend of Gin alley would have ended the dance day 1 for whichever side paid him first
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>>222409452
Aegon literally one had a guy's hand cut off in season 2. That is the Shepherd, or should be. If it's Ormund it's worse than Alicent turning on her children
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>>222409451
if you go to the beach on a sunny day and dig a little tunnel in the warm sand for your penis, it's just like a woman
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>>222409478
you know how much they paid him to kill a man in Kings Landing?
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Alys Rivers is ugly as fuck. A man-jawed tranny.
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>no Mysaria
She banished the whore of Lys. Is this the biggest crashout in Targ history up to this point?
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>>222409517
A mid who is completely devoted to you is better than a 10
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>>222409517
She's a cute witchiepoo.
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ITT: We write Daemon's break-up letter to Rhaenyra one word at a time. I'll start:

>Dear
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>>222409583
>Dragon
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>>222409599
>Whore
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>>222409517
I would let her knock around my junk.
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>>222409611
>nuncle
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Bastids could be in this thread right now. You can't trust a bastid
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>>222409683
is
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>>222409207
>>222409311
>>222409388
>>222409544
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The more Iook at Alys, the more I am convinced that's a man in drag. Tom looks more feminine than that. Hell, if you told me it's him under a wig I'd believe you.
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>>222409692
>mummers
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>>222409730
>aurochs
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>>222409471
Dragons ain’t Christian
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>>222409719
>reusing the shot of shocked alicent from last episode
thats how you know the episode is a sauceless nothing burger
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>>222409757
neither am i
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>>222409758
>>222409758
thats a full season promo retard... if u make complaints they have to make sense
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House of Dragon, ya'll.
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>>222409643
>the warts
Ain't no way the biggest milf on Planetos, Catelyn Stark is descended from this.. thing. No way, sir.
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>>222409817
I would pay to see Darcy's pink orifice stretched by the thickest longest BWC in the world...
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>WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO?
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WE WUZ NIGGERS IN THE NORTH
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>>222409822
Wait till you zoom in on the square block-shaped jaw
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>>222409881
alright playiscanonfags explain yourselves
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>>222409881
>some anons itt seriously entertained anything out of this being canon
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>>222409817
I could do the same for the younger actors too but janny would end me
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>>222409881
You'd never see these sorts on the Iron islands.
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>>222409881

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>>222409722
Matt Smith looks more feminine than that. And he looks like a God damn caveman.
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I'M A EUNUCH SO BASICALLY A TRANNY IN WESTEROS
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>>222409881
Didn't you know Westeros is Wakanda?
Both even start with the same letter W
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alicent is such an unbelievable cunt, holy shit. she mogs the hell out of cersei.
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YAARRRRR I LOOK LIKE WILLEM DAFOE SO BASICALLY IM CRAZY GET IT?
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GODS NED, I WAS STRONG THEN.
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>>222409931
No wonder Aemond fell for an inbred looking bitch just like himself
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>>222409959
Crazy? He's just fed up with Rhaegar's cunt schizophrenia
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>>222409948
Not show Alicent though. She was perfect until they did a 180 and she’s the worst character on the show now. Book Alicent is more of a cunt though.
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ROBERT VS THE MOUNTAIN AND SOME NIGGERS HOLDING HIM UP LIKE A PUPPET
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>>222409991
Imagine their children’s jaws
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>>222410026
>just shut up and let me caress your face while I hold you and then give you smooches
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THEREFORE, EVERY AUGUST 8 WILL BE CELEBRATED AS RHAENYRA DAY
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>>222409207
egg is icsh
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Alys the cute witch.
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impregante targaryen women
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AAAAHHHHH CAREFUL NED CAREFUL NOW
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>>222410031
>they end up looking like square lego abominations
Imagine if they're girls
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>rhaenyra makes her speech
>Helaena splats
>”well what would you have me do with that??”
>crowd laughs
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>>222410083
Pragnet? Praganant? Pegrant?
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>carries the season
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>>222409902
>>222409910
These niggas have never been to broadway. They racebend every character. You can have a full white girl be sisters with a niggress and they don't care. It's about the acting and story they're telling.
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>>222409959
I look like this and say this
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>>222409991
>when a motherfucker says something you Gravettian that you just have to transfix him with that Aurignacian stare, and hit him on the head with an Aurochs femur
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>>222409902
They're actors. Plus first man and andal is a nigger anyway
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>>222410066
A boy so beautiful they named him after the Sun itself
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>>222410083
I wonder if they smell good.
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Rhaenyra the auraless
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Aemond Targaryen is fucking himself in a wig
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>>222410170
lmao
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>>222410133
>Carries next season also
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>>222410241
What's the origin of this meme? It started today.
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>>222410241
Bro would die of apoplexy if he stepped foot in flea bottom.
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>Rhaenyra surprises Helaena with some chickens. In return, she asks her about her dreams again. Helena tells her that Mysaria knew about her pregnancy.
>Daemon convinces Rhaenyra to get rid of Mysaria. She's finally gone. Daemon leaves for Tumbleton.
>Rhaenyra abruptly wakes Joffrey up for his coronation.
>Aemond wakes up devastated, furious, and disappointed in Alicent for poisoning him and in Alys for manipulating him this entire time. Alys slaps Aemond so hard she knocks the sapphire right out of his eye.
>Alyn and Baela have wild, passionate sex.
>Alicent gets to Tumbleton and asks to see Daeron.
Ormund makes a nasty comment about Otto's death so Alicent literally throws horse shit in his face. Ormund starts vomiting again. Gwayne tries not to laugh and fails miserably. Daeron is scared.
>Vhagar shows up and Aemond finally leaves Harrenhal.
>One of the chickens bites Jaehaera's finger.
>Aegon and Amond reunite and come up with a plan to kill Alicent.
>Ulf falls off his dragon and thankfully dies.
>Larys takes someone's feet as a souvenir.
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Is Cannibal okay?
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Nobody would believe Ormund being the Shepherd. A high born well spoken man livinng in the filth of King's Landing is suspicious as fuck, and the stink alone would make him an hero in a day
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>>222410241
>Implying Ormund would ever, ever set foot in flea bottom and interact with the unwashed shits of KL
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My lady. My Alys.
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>>222410290
He goes mad from being burnt and having his arm cut off, he’ll be unrecognizable and raving
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Ormund will die on his way to the Stormlands
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>>222410271
He's the only dragon who won. The inbred elves who try to order him around are done for after this and he fucks off to live somewhere nicer
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>>222410316
The smell would kill him in 10 minutes.
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>>222410265
He will endure and overcome. The writers think making greenhitler into what he hates, a stinky poor freak, will totally own him when it makes it all the more based when he raises up the rabble to glorious victory. They already teased it when he mentioned Meria.
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>>222410257
>>222410265
>>222410290
>>222410297
>Roderick Dustin manages to reach Ormund and cuts his arm off. before both are consumed in dragonfire. Ormund barely survives but seems to go mad from the smell of his wounds. Jon Roxton tries to mercy kill him but fails, only making it worse. At the end of the battile Ormund's body is missing.

It's from pic related, anybody knows where it was posted?
I tried searching the /tv/ archive but didn't find there.
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Good morning, I hate Alyn Velaryon.
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>>222410368
Trans?
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>>222410352
Sound like bullshit
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>>222410271
sunfire was literally dead for at least a month and just walked it off.
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If Ormund's body being missing means he's alive, that means Daemon lives forever!
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>according to anecdotal evidence dragons know who people born out of wedlock are and actively try to kill them
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>>222409881
why didn't they at least use two different races to depicts the "foreigner" cultures? it's so fucking lazy that the Dornish are black and the Northmen are ligthskin blacks
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>>222410372
No. Just a morally upstanding person who doesn't hang around crack dens.
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>>222410391
AAAAAAAGH
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Chances of troonyra going insane as to bring her closer to the book variant?
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>>222410434
When Stannis needed him most, Grey Worm was nowhere to be found, and the world fell into darkness...
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>body never found
Daemon won
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>>222410352

Together with this, and this >>222409719 i think we have a full episode leak, seems both are real, you can even see Caraxes without Daemon on the webm.
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Good fucking lord
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>>222410477
The trailer support the reddit leak and that leak prove the 4chan leak its fake
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>>222409845
what is she yelling about?
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Sons of the Dragon > The Regency > The Dance > The Conquest > Big J
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He comes....
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>its a Bloodraven POV
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>>222410532
On, on, on!
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>>222410552
There is nothing wrong with watching. Bran will atest to that.
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>>222410552
Highest IQ fetish.
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>>222410552
We could only be so lucky, he's a delightful sort.
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>>222410552
The real reason Brynden was let go was that Aegon V, who had strong views on sexual propriety after spending years away from the dissolution of the court was weirded out by coming into the tower of the hand and seeing this shit.
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>>222410552
Bloodraven is too smart for sex he's involved in.
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Why are woman so ugly?
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>>222410610
Really makes you think, huh?
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>>222410552
The desk is there so he can take detailed notes and give Shiera a detailed review and direction for next time.
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>>222410618
Proof that God is a man.
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>>222410066
bran muffin is icsh
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>>222410706
Was
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>>222410739
yikes
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Many are saying that Rhaenyra has the heart of a king
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>>222410776
It is know
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>>222410739
What Bloodraven invading your mind does to a mother fucker
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>>222410810
It's a tough ride, to be sure.
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Bloodraven was warging into every man that Shiera fucked. He warged into Bran when he himself warged into Ramsay when Sansa got raped.
Bloodraven won.
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>>222410330
While there's still time to surprise us disappointed they haven't used Cannibal yet.
Just the mere idea of 1 complete asshole of a wild dragon in Dragonstone would have done wonders for last season.
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>>222410776
yes, unfortunately its king viserys
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>>222410673
The desk is there so that he can conduct important business while the woman who refuses to marry him gets nutted in by some cretin they picked up in fleabottom.
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>>222410512
>here's that 40 years old I was telling you about
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>>222409845
What is this cosplay? She looks ridiculous.
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>>222410950
Queen Visenya reborn!
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>>222410352
The real leak has Ormund dying defending Alicunt (The one with Aemond and Aegon reconciling with I tend to believe because Condom already spoiled it).
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>>222409881
powerful
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poppa bear?
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finna cop this bad boy
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>it was evil of Daenerys to burn down King's Landing!
>Why is that?
>I-it just was!!

Starkfags have no response for this.
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>>222411110
or this one
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>>222411110
>WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME SEW?
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>>222411116
Being holocausted would be preferable to living in king's landing.
Muh Khaleesi was simply correcting a historical mistake.
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>>222410950
The iron bank won't give any more gold for armor because it's all being used for CGI dragons
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The Faceless Men are the just the Iron Bank's collections department.
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who committed the feast for traitors with the dead gold cloaks? how does no one know? there' just some unknown powerful pro-green person in king's landing? remember how the red wedding was planned and hyped? why nothing for this? just one scene for no reason? any consequences?
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>>222411116
King's Landing quite frankly deserves total genocide and to be wiped off the map. The peasant shits living there were saved from being raped and killed for fun by the Lannisters by Ned arriving not even 20 years ago and they cheered for his execution because they're subhumans. Burner Dany did what was needed
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>>222411230
If that was true they would kill tommen and cersei
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So what's happened with this show? Has it gone off the rails and done the whole 'what you've read/heard about during the books' (as various characters recant their own information/songs about the civil war) is actually not the full truth, /this/ TV rendition is?
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if Daemon wanted to rape and murder me i'd let him
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>>222411256
He likes murder, he doesn't like rape. Best he can do is groom you if you're a blood relative.
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>>222411174
>>222411236
This pretty much. King's Landing "people" deserve to get genocides en masse. Dany did nothing wrong. Rhaenys should have finished the job, abut atleast she caught a few strays. Rhaenyra should've just burned the subhumans like the Sheperd and the peasants.
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>>222411236
they didn't know any better and public executions were peak kino back then
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>>222411256
>non-green raping anyone
As if
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>>222411250
This show is based of a portion of a single book that fatty shit out in a weekend so people would stop asking for winds for a while
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Wildings are better than King's Landing "people"
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rape
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>>222411312
It was beautiful...
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>>222411312
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>>222411236
King’s Landing is shown to have a few decent people which is supposed to redeem it I guess despite the other 98% being legitimate uncivilized animals barely a step above actively hunting, raping, killing, and eating each other. I don’t even know if there’s a city on Earth as bad as it to compare it to.
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Rhaenys didn't go far enough. She should've burned all the peasants and everyone in the dragon pit.
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>>222411389
My favourite part is that King's Landing is almost always depicted as being ready to riot at the drop of a hat.
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>>222411415
Subhumans. Tywin should've wiped them all. Aerys should've burned them all.
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>city founded by Targaryen
>its shit
>city founded by Hightower
>its paradise
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>city founded by Targaryens
>is peak
>Hightowers come in
>goes to shit
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>>222411472
I like that Kingslanding is uniquely shitty in terms of westerosi cities
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>>222409958
Kid named finger
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King's Landing afternoons are really hot and during hot summer days, people sweat like crazy. Imagine the smell, coupled with the shit and stench boiling in the sun.
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>>222411415
This part always takes me out

I still haven't read the book but I hear that 50 guys run a train on Lollys Stokeworth?
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>>222411312
>jon roxton
0 rapes
>ormund
0 rapes
>aemond
0 rapes, got raped
rapebros lets face it, our guys didnt deliver
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There were no riots or uppity faith shits getting ideas when Maegor was king.
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>>222411577
>And no gonads, egads, it's so sad
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>>222411577
Yep. Let (((Hightowers))) into the capital and the city goes to shit
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Targaryens did the easy work.
The Hightowers did the hard work.
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For ruining the city, it must be hard work.
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>>222410066
luke is icsh
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Maegor's only mistake was having mercy on Oldtown when he showed up and they shit themselves
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>>222411680
Balerion burning the citadel would be like the Mona Lisa of Westeros
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>>222409207
Queen Kinonyra...I AM READY!!!!
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>>222411545
Ya (She’s also “simpleminded” in the books)

Bron still marries her and names the rapebaby Tyrion just to fuck with Cersei lmao
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>in the book blackies rip apart other son of Aegon & kingsguard transporting him
>in the series the kid doesn't exist and kingsguard is cuck incel chud that thought he mogged troonyra but instead got mogged by the goldcloacks which have BLACK armor
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>>222409959
oh, so they don't cast a black actor for howard hughes. interesting.
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>>222411853
He's a rapist, obviously he's white, chud.
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>>222411676
"And which of my daughters would you wed?"
Camera focuses on three built baddies
"All three, sir."

Lucerys was killed that very night, crushed to death by a secret of breasts that each outweighed his fragile little body. To ease suspicions, the Baratheons cast his crumpled remains into the sea and spread rumors about Prince Aemond and Vhagar, thus igniting the Dance of the Dragons.
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>>222410026
>WWYHMD
the ultimate response is
>You tell me
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>>222411472
Oldtown was purpose-built; King's Landing was a military camp that turned into a sprawl over time. False equivalence.
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>>222409207
She and Syrax are going to kill Aegon the Usurper and Shitefyre and she is going to die honorably. Greencels just haven't realized that et.
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>>222411882
Sextet of breasts. I fucking hate this phon I swear to god
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>>222410026
jon snow would have shut her down
>wwyhmd?
>you are my queen
>but..wwyhmd?
>you'll always me by queen
>...
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>>222409881
You watch a show with Black Velaryons, chuds lost. woke wonned
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>>222411910
Sounds like brutish and Incurious cope to me
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>>222411884
Yes but how you know?
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>>222411389
>>222411415
Sounds just like LA
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>>222411829
In the show the 3rd kid is going to be killed in utero because Helaena won’t bother waiting to birth him.
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>>222412177
Squatting in the grass?
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>>222412065
Sounds like you need to read a book.
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>>222412197
I found it. Didn't think to search on google images
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>>222412216
She’s way cuter IRL.
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>>222412216
She looks like a dude
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>>222410134
Nah, the starks are brown, the targaryens are germanic and the dornishmen are west African. They clearly do care about race here.
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>>222412253
And by IRL I mean outside the show
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was Rhaenyra always a lesbian? I’m so confused.
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What the fuck does dunk mean
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>>222412289
DUNKACHINNO
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>>222409307
Aemond pls
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>>222412216
>smoker
What a shame.
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>>222412289
Dunkaroos
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>Your grace, I have ill news. Earlier this evening the princess and your brother were sighted on a Cambodian quilting forum making some rather...unbecoming posts.
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>>222412275
Probably not in the book but monke was always trying to lez out with Alicent in the godswood
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>>222412275
No they just turned her into one because the actress is a fruit and the other chick is the writer’s self insert.
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>>222412334
Why does everyone act like Otto was this great scheming mastermind who wanted to steal the throne when legitimately everything he ever said about someone else was actual truth. He invented no lies, not even half-truths. People actually pretend that the Bitch Queen's kids aren't bastards when we all know they are, and saying the truth out loud makes you "power hungry" or something. Weird
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>>222412275
Rhaenyra is bi in the books
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>post in got/hotd/dunk all year(s)
>until the show airs when I stop coming here

idk why I abandon you guys when the show airs but I do

Anyway, about to begin my season 3 rewatch to prepare for tonight. NGL pretty dogshit season. Guess that's to be expected but desu it was worse than I expected. Episodes 1-3 aren't bad. 4-7 are total dog.
I was watching Wolf Hall in between and honestly think I enjoyed it more
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>>222412334
>You enter my general and accuse my daughter of something. Now speak it… plainly.
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>>222412369
He put Alicent forward to try and seduce a grieving man so that he could have his children on the throne. He absolutely was working for his self-interests, especially considering the fact that he wouldn't inherit Oldtown.
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>>222412289
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>>222412400
Ok, and? What did he do or say that was wrong?
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>>222412400
Doesn't seem unusual though. Tywin got Robert to marry Cersei, and the Tyrells got Margaery for Joffery, and so on.
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>>222412391
>Excuse me your grace, this is such a delicate matter. My sources report that she posted TAOOBA, HE COMES and...frogs.
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>>222412289
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>>222411556
>show obsessed with rape
>doesn't give us the 1 kino rape from the book where Roxton gets a cool badass line
they just don't do stuff from the books to make people like me (chuds) mad
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>>222412503
At least they think about us like we think about them. But they had to tank the comeback of a billion dollar franchise just to stick it to us.
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>>222412536
congrats I guess
chuds got DUNK anyway so eat shit coonodal and mess
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>>222409466
You're right her washerwomen are just shrinking her gowns
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THE RAT CATCHERS
ARE BASTARDS
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>>222412426
Everything
>>222412439
They are also serving self-interests
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Strong womyn, niggers, trannies and fags
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>>222412554
Don’t fucking jinx it, Condal is still an executive producer for Dunk.
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>>222412588
It's too late, they're going to joker 2 it after chuds latched on. It's inevitable. Just be happy we got it at all
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>>222412579
Still not saying what he did wrong, opinion discarde.
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>>222412575
AWWW SUNUVA BITCH!
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>>222411814
Book Bronn's rise to power is much funnier than show Bronn being given Highgarden out of nowhere, the guy who tries to assassinate him by challenging him to single combat ahorse and getting annihilated is hilarious and so is Cersei sending the widow to Doctor Frankenstein to cover it up
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THE RATCATCHERS
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the high septon, whatever happened there..
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>>222412653
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>>222412607
Let's go with everything he did. I know sets and Venn diagrams could be hard for single digit IQ people, but take it slowly.
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>>222412697
With every breath you soil you name, your general and your brother's reign.
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It’s so bizarre that the writers desperately trying to whitewash Rhaenyra and Alicent has ultimately given them these retarded nonsensical character arcs

>Rhaenyra was a heckin good girl who dindu nuffin
>then she went crazy because all her followers kept doing bad stuff by misinterpreting her
>and she kept failing for no fault of her own

>Alicent wanted her son to be king but was totally innocently misinterpreting stuff
>she then works with Rhaenyra multiple times face to face to try and end the war
>she then literally tries to murder her sons
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>>222412816
When you girlboss, it’s a world loss.
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>>222412806
Let me fart on you, atleast it'll impart some wisdom in that lackwit skull of yours.
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The Saars are out in force
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I started using WWYHMD irl, works surprisingly well in the workplace.
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>>222413036
Queen Rhaenyra the Wise helps us all, praise her name.
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This show is dog shit. Read the book instead.
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>>222412369
>legitimately everything he ever said about someone else was actual truth
You're mistaking Otto with Lyonel Strong
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>>222409382
overrated
t. bc 70+
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>>222413078
You mean read the section of Fire and Blood that makes up the basis for this show?
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>>222413013
>Arrows going full late-medieval full plate
>Somehow an early-medieval wooden shield is effective at stopping them
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>>222413036
Do you scream as well?
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>>222413078
I have and do, if only for Mushroom's testimonials
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>>222413078
>Read the book instead.
Fire and Blood? Might as well just read the Wiki and save the money.
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>>222409207
>2 different sex scenes last episode
>zero nudity, not even any male nudity
What happened to game of thrones
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>>222413214
Unironically women writers.
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>>222413214
We didn't even get Milly properly being nude in season 1. That alone is jail-worthy.
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>>222413214
Hess is disturbed by the naked human form
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POPPA BEAR!
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Sex with Daeron after Rhae's failed coronation.
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>>222413013

The stupidnes of this picture overwhelms the coolnes of it.
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>>222413258
Aren't we all
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>Viserys just wanted to play with his lego
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>>222413350
would if she's not fat
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>>222413142
they are high caliber blackwood arrowheads with weirwood shafts. Massacre a ton of Brackek and blacks with 'em
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They should've casted Weeman as Mushroom
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>>222413424
The show was doomed when they cut Mushroom. A reveal that that childkilling whore Alicent was Mushroom all along would save it.
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>Aegons armor is clealry valyrian in design, imitating dragon scales
>Visenyas armor is just a bunch of horrible chainmail
Did Aegon hate his sisters?
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>>222409207
Will Ormund die this season or will they save him for the first two episode of season 4 and rush the ending.
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>>222413460
Aegon I always hated Visenya. He spent way more time with Rhaenys to ensure that his line would continue through her rather than Shitsenya. His only mistake was recongnizing Tardgor at all.
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Why do noble families in Martin's world have no cadet branches?
They all have 4 or 5 chilldren yet only the main family continues to exist for thousands of years.
I would understand targs not wanting potential dragonriders around but that makess no sense for other houses.
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>>222413460
Visenya liked wearing chainmail at all times. She berated Aegon for not doing so.
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>>222413460
He hated Visenya because she didn't cuck him.
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>>222413476
You’d think with her bloodthirst and warmongering she’d have better armor made for herself
Fucking Dunk had better armor and he had to scavange and beg for it
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This nigga...

I saw him do the same with Supergirl

In truth he probably catches some chumps
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>>222413487
>who are the Freys?
Way to not be paying attention, loser
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Someone make a new thread I want to make a funny throwaway comment about that redhead queen getting tongued down
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>>222413505
>using MeGusta's name in vain
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>>222413499
George is retarded and incurious. He's an ideas guy with poor understanding of history, military and basic world building. He can write a story with interesting mystique & characters but even the mystique is hollow when the mystery box is revealed to be empty.
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>>222413487
They do exist but are mostly cut from the shows.
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>>222413487
I think the shows give the idea that they only have a few children and then thats it
In reality theres tons of brothers, cousins, nephews etc. who inherit all the time
There are cadet branches though.
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>>222379189
>>222407055
>>222407376
>>222407410
>>222407055
Why are blackfags so obsessed with the bloodlines nonsense? Rhaenyra and Daemon's descendants are a fucking plague on Westeros, their line continuing is not a good ending.
>blacks are good guys
Error 404: footage not found
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>>222413523
Not your personal army, broski
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>>222409774
No its not RETARD
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>>222413527
Its not Georges fault the retarded showrunners didnt have good armor designed and made for the actors
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>>222413476
Visenya was his tard wrangler, Rhaenys got them all into a war with Dorne.
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>>222413590
>>222413590
>>222413590
for her greatest ally
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>>222409311
gives me Trump vibes
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>>222413487
There are a few cadet branches. For recent examples you have the green apple Fossoways, house Longwaters, and the Blackfyres are technically cadet branches. There are also older examples like the Karstarks and Greystarks for the Starks, or the Gulltown Arryns. There are also 2 houses Kayce, one in the Westerlands, the other Ironborn.
As for why cadet branches are so rare, I would assume that they get absorbed through marriage by the main branch after a few generations of being vassals.
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>>222413538
How many good kings are there following the Dance.
Aegon III did nothing
Daeron I was a retard (young)
Baelor I was a retard (blessed)
Viserys was competant but immediately undermined by Aegon IV (Rhaenyra but skinny)
Daeron II was a weak cuck
Aerys I was weak nerd
Maekar I was a retard (seething)
Aegon V was a retard (pyromaniac)
Jaehaerys II was a retard (sister-fucker)
Aerys II was based
So exactly two kings worth a damn from the line of Rhaenyra the fat and Daemon the retard. Aegon II was the Golden Path but this world is supposed to be a oppressive shithole so the fat whore and her psycho inbred boyfriend won.
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>>222413505
Running an exe increases the quality of the episode
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>>222409382

Kinda like anal with a man, but less passion and caring attention. Basically a thawed cod filet, but not as wet. And the cod doesn't give you that judgemental look and need for gratitude afterwards.
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>>222413571
Visenya was always lacking in her womanly duty. Rhaenys was also a retard but women aren't meant to be warriors. Visenya's competency as a warrior was the reason why Aegon was right not to entrust her with raising his heir. It was incredible plot armor for the Targs that Maegor didn't execute every single one of Aenys sons or didn't get the Targaryen excise with his antics the moment Aegon I died.
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>>222407309
>GRRM deliberately not having Aegon's line continue to make a point about the Greens
And that point being?
>bro just let your retard whore halfsister take the throne bro, just sit there like a good little cuck and don't push your claim that's supported by all the laws of the realm bro just respect the will of the king who never cared about you bro just hope the queen's bloodthirsty uncle consort won't wipe you out bro
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>>222413487

There is many cadet branches in Martin's world though.
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>>222409388
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>>222409424
Breastplate stretcher? Are you stupid?
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>>222411174
>>222411236
>>222411280
Average targfag mindset. Hightowers and maesters and my nigga Raymund were right.
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>>222413664
>Kinda like anal with a man, but less passion and caring attention
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO DO FAGGOTS REALLY?
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>>222413694
GRRM was a blackcel, they had more dragon riders before the dragonseeds, they had Daemon the Edgetarg, they had Corlys for most of it. they had the super lore relevant Pact of Ice and Fire as well as the support of the protag houses of Stark & Tully & Blackwood and she was in opposition to the traditional matriarch (Alicent) in the feminist story. Jaehaera dying brootally and being replaced by one of Alyn's random children is GRRM ensuring that the blacks won unequivocally even though Rhaenyra died brootally.
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>>222413779
>they had more dragon riders before the dragonseeds, they had Daemon the Edgetarg, they had Corlys for most of it
they had the super lore relevant Pact of Ice and Fire
None of that disproves what i've said.
>as well as the support of the protag houses of Stark & Tully & Blackwood
>Tully and Blackwood
>protag
Lol
>and she was in opposition to the traditional matriarch (Alicent) in the feminist story
Lmao
>Jaehaera dying brootally and being replaced by one of Alyn's random children is GRRM ensuring that the blacks won unequivocally
No it was just unnecessary grimdark and edge for the sake of edge. And GRRM is a hack.
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>>222413763
>t. seething foid
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>>222413751
Maegor's spirit shall rise from the grave and claim your citadel, maester fucking shit
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>>222413838
t. AIDS-ridden faggot
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>>222413694
>>222413835
Don't ask questions just clap and celebrate that one branch of the incestuous retard lizards won over the other.
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>>222413970
>>222413970
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bear poppa ...
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>>222413606
>>222413975
you announce "new thread" at the start of your comment niggas
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>>222413036
I was using it before the show, but only as sarcasm.
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>>222409315
Why is she clothed
>>222409382
Feels good with someone you like, feels like masturbating with someone you don't really like.
Also it makes no sense for her to be clothed here
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>>222413350
Jesus... you just know she pisses hole swimming pools and dumps massive logs...
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>>222409240



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