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star trek sex with MARTOK AND SIRELLA
star trek sex with shran
Shran is so manly and cool
I just started watching VOY S4 E8 "Year of Hell Part 1"
>>222460791its good.
Star Trek Show in format of 'The Office' with Clint Howard as the Captain.
did the Krenim clear out this thread? zamn
Sisko to Dukat:"Peppa..."
>>222461844>You know, the war, wasn't my fault.
I'm finally watching the Trek movies after being a fan of the 5 TV shows for so long. Just finished Wrath of Khan and it's surreal since it both feels like something I've seen many times while also feeling very detached from the shows. I think it's because Star Trek homages and parodies tend to be based on this movie due its popularity and mainstream appeal. But then there's stuff like the Genesis Device which doesn't fit into any of the world building that has come since and adds to it feeling "un-Trek" even though that's unfairly judging it from the lens of the that came after it.Also, David and Carol drag the movie down and Saavik feels pretty pointless after the beginning. I preferred TMP's new characters tbqhOverall I prefer Space Seed.
>>222462499The TOS movies have a very surreal dreamlike feel to them.
>>222462599after the first one at least. The first one has its own 'eh' tone, I'm not into the first movie. But the other ones got that surreal dream-like feel.In my Heaven Mansion, I'm definitely going to have to do a rewatch of the TOS Movies and maybe even generate a few more.
star trek cavity search with lieutenant chandler
>>222460353star trek sex with wesley
Three shuttles are falling into a black hole and you can only save one of them.The first is unmanned but it contains hundreds of kilos of shade-grown Bajoran skub, apparently this skub crop represents a significant percentage of the entire wealth of Bajor so there are dozens of bajoran ministers and vedics trying to override your coms and yell at you.The second is a carcassian trader assuring you that every spare inch of his ship is filled with hermetically sealed jars of cardassian sneed. He seems unconcerned with his life, but highly concerned with the reputed purity of his sneed, he keeps asking you with increasingly-strained good manners to come aboard and see for yourself.The third shuttle just contains Wesley Crusher, he has temporarily lost his powers over all space and time and reverted to the age of 15, he’s being extra mopey about it and you won’t be able to save him until after you’ve given him a pep talk.You have to save at least one of them.
>>222463666can you redo this but make it harder because it's a no brainer to save the fellow human even if it is Wesley Crusher
>>222460336>>222460353you're slipping
>>222463666I launch torpedos destroying all 3
DECONTAMINATING T’POL AS EPIC MOVIE TRILOGY
>>222463792no im not, OP can always have first reply if they want it. thread doesn't show up in the catalog for a good 30-60 seconds but OP is redirected to it immediately>>222463809you can't, that's against the rule>You have to save at least one of them.
>I brought down nigger men than you before, Picaaard!What did she mean by this?
>>222460336Do you want Klingon triads? Because that’s how you get Klingon triads.
>>222462499Star Trek was still in the wild west in 1982. There was really no definite canon yet, even taking the books and comics into account. The franchise was really just a cult TV show and a movie, and that was it. TMP and WoK were just two different takeoffs on the same premise.
>Captain, I am here to relieve you of command of your penis. Who was in the wrong here?
Voyage Home is the only movie that makes good use of every character, also has some of the funniest jokes in the franchise.
>>222463666Easy answer. I save the scub.
>>222464294I forgot to add, "You want to fight about it?"
>>222463666Teleport wesley and the trader into the bajoran vessel and scan the trader's ship to see what is actually on the ship. If it's in fact sneed and has some actual import I'll teleport him and some of it into the...sneed..into the bajoran ship and save that one vessel.I might just let wesley die in an unfortunate transporter accident and comfort Dr.Crusher with my 9 inch meat thermometer.
>>222464185Same with Undiscovered Country. Nicholas Meyer is kino in human form.
What did he say?
Am I wrong for thinking the Federation felt more like the UN or NATO in TNG, and it was the TOS movies that went more in the direction of the Federation being a single nation (specifically the USA of course) which DS9 ran with and ultimately what stuck because TOS and TNG were kinda vague/contradictory with the setting?
>>222464769I would have said the opposite, the movies show you these huge rooms full of alien delegates and it reminds you how hard it is to all work together.
Lieutenant Tuvok, here's that chocolate milk you wanted.
>>222465813"Thank you Ensign. That chocolate milk was most adequate."
>>222462499>small saggersunf
Ds9 has by far the most attractive cast. Jadzia, Ezri, Kira. I always thought Kira walked kinda funny like she had a giant cock. But that episode where she sets that house of that old man on fire she looks pretty cute.
>>222464139She was such a bitch, but I still would.
>>222462654She looks like female Dator
Would
>>222460330
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>>222463666Save the Cardassian and tell the Bajorans I've recovered their skub.If they complain just tell them sorry guys I don't work well under pressure.
>>222466732Good ep. Naked time was maximum but horniness was minimum, nothing wrong with horny trek but this was a breath of fresh air (as far as naked times go).
>>222463666Obviously the child. >B-but he's mopey and a pain in the arseThat's kids for you. Nice try, Satan
I find it fascinating that /stg/ just disappeared one day and all NuTrek posters along with it. It literally all happened overnight.
>>222469061are noticing patterns in concluded situations again? kek, stay on topic and keep your schizo to yourself as much as possible, noone cares.
>>222469061I wasn’t there but the mods are definitely leaning right these days.On that note, I notice you guys have a button to report celebrity drama that isn’t related to movies or performances, god damn I wish we had that on /tg/. The cancer killing /tg/ is political occupiers who only care about the identity politics of game designers and literally don’t know how to discuss games. But that doesn’t even apply to /stg/ because /stg/ wasn’t about games lol.
>>222469092>ESL nonsenseYou're Indian.
>>222469219>/stg/ wasn’t about gamesI don't know why /tg/ mods tolerated a NuTrek TV discussion general for so long, but that's a question for you since you're acquainted with the place
Those cookies look good, gonna make some today
What just got posted? My filter blocked it
>>222469388I can have your filter?
Klingon episode this week, puppets after that. Good season so far, I enjoyed every episode.>>222469419That's what namefagging is for. You can filter WebMFag completely by using the name or specific series by Filename.
Something got blocked again
Why one would set up a filter just to mention every time it does it's thing to the room will always remain a mystery.
>>222469327/tg/ has always talked extensively about the setting (the same way they talk about middle earth), before generals you just got random trek threads, so there was some “board culture” precedence going back to the days when /tg/ used to make fun of the idea of being on-topic. Also as a point of fact they did discuss new tabletop games here and there, but that wasn’t the point, it was basically one of those worldbuilding/storytelling threads because people were always discussing theoretical situations and theoretical plots and metaplots (under the pretense of discussing possible ttrpg experiences). You guys seem to be doing that too, just not as much, and as time went on /stg/ became more of a /tv/ thread anyway (surges in posting every time a new LD episode dropped).
>>222469516No offense but to everyone else it looked like another astroturfed general dedicated to praising STD, praying to Kurtzman and talking endlessly about which cartoon waifu they wanna fug
>>222469219>I wasn’t there but the mods are definitely leaning right these days.The website got better after the Sharty thing
>>222469545No offense but you guys are psychos. You see normal people doing normal things and you have to explain it away because you just can’t accept the idea that your opinions aren’t the majority opinion.You tried to astroturf /stg/ for a long time, trying to sell the impression that your opinion was the real /stg/ opinion and that everyone else was some kind of freakish invader, and I watched you fail and give up. That felt good.But, hey, that’s water under the bridge right? So do you think that Mudd’s women had subliminal psychic abilities (powered by confidence) to make themselves more attractive, or were the special effects meant to portray the power of confidence alone?
>>222469693>crying that NuTrek is dead and that the NuTrek general is deadmoar, I'm already half hard
why does tng have so many horny episodes. they got me jackin but not cummin
>Klingon KaraokeWish there was a fan-con close to me, I want to sing Yellow Battlecruiser
>>222460353You lost tranny
>>222469545>praying to KurtzmanAlso they hated Kurtman and talked about it at length (if you lurked then you should know this, talking about kelpians doesn’t mean you like Kurtzman it just means you like trek). The way you people transpose your celebrity satans onto your opponents is fake and obvious.>which cartoon waifuSeemed like it was always Tendi.
>>222469844>talking about [NOT TREK] doesn’t mean you like Kurtzman it just means you like trekAnon, I...
It's pointless arguing with retards you know. He has a pathological need to explain the happenings, coming and goings of trends and interest on this anonymous message board as some kind of war where his angry contributions are valued and important. I'll let you figure out the rest but I've found it's best to just let the trogs be trogs and not worry about their toxic ramblings.
forgot WebMIt's Green
>>222469979Find a new hobby. Spamming off-topic NuTre slop in a Star Trek general out of spite must be tiresome.
>>222470000Where's the spite? I watch Star Trek, I cut up Webums for my own collection and share them in the appropriate Star Trek general. It really ain't that deep
>>222470022You keep posting off-topic WEBMs.
>That meal is perfectly seasoned. >Calm down, Mr. Ramsay.>No. I won't. This woman is an artist. She spent weeks learning to make the quail. The bird! Your pips and your combadge don't entitle you to fuck her art up the ass!
>>222470062Feel free to filter or ignore, we both know that this is Star Trek and the only issue you have is that you don't like the newer series, somehow made it part of your personality to snuff out and screech about it wherever you go, but that can't be my issue. I make it very easy to filter me if your emotional control is insufficient to simple ignore content you dislike, but I can't teach you not to spill your spaghetti, that's on you big boy.That being said I'm looking forward to this weeks episode, I'm assuming you don't and the planet keeps turning around the sun. get a grip.
>>222470126/trek/ is not your toilet. And I'll keep bullying you until you learn to behave.
the irony of that statement
>>222469347I'm amazed they managed to make Creatuhura somewhat decent by giving her some fucking hair
>>222470225Nah it just exposed how hard Nichols and Saldana mog
>>222469916Orwellian tactics don’t work unless you have control, you don’t have control. Saru is peak trek, but even when discovery does something horrid (like spore drive) that’s still trek, it’s just a question of what we hope to see repeated (more kelpians) vs what we hope to never see again.“Action Saru” is actually not as cool as he could have been but season 1 saru is peak. This is part of a general trend of meta-plots never being good unless the show is animated.
Starfleet Academy really killed off normie interest in NuTrek, huh...
>>222460330Lads, can any loremasters tell me if pegging is a thing in the Mirror Darkly universe? Have they invented it in their timeline?
>>222470255>Orwellian tacticsNigga, you're watching gayslop and getting bullied for it on 4chan.org. You're not oppressed. But I find you fascinating because everyone has moved on from NuTrek, including Paramount. No one has an incentive to pretend this shit was good to "own the chuds" or get some shekels from Paramount anymore. Picrel is you.
>>222470307>You're not oppressed.I am a gamer.
>>222470265>The Bombing of Pan Am 103 finished airing last year in June>The Idaho Murders is a 3 episode miniseries released in full>Ride or Die got released in full>Ransom Canyon got released in full>Furious is the first staggered released on that listGuess I'll check out Furious
>>222470358>AI sloppa TAS
>>222470381The cartoon bit was done by Awesome Inc who also did Very Short Treks, no AI involved
>>222470433The mouth on that Andorian has horrible temporal stability, you're full of shit
Deep breathsDrugs can make you feel good
>>222470433Why does he look like Lindsey Graham?
>>222470307>getting bullied for itNot really.>You're not oppressed.That’s what I said, lol, your Orwellian tactics are lame and stupid because you don’t have control.>everyone has moved on from NuTrek, including ParamountThey actually got hamstringed by the Trump administration (for making “fake news”) but whatever man. You’re just working your ass off trying to make normal opinions look anbnormal and that’s something I’ve already called you on.
Please stop posting these fucking webms. This is not Star Trek, they are not Star Trek characters, this is not the visual language of Star Trek, the circumstances are not Star Trek, their actions and behaviours are not Star Trek.
>>222470544lmao get wrecked by trek
>>222470544Old trek boomer INCELS can't handle the actual real trek
>>222470526>Trump killed NuTrekStrange New Copes
>>222470370AAAAAAAAA
>>222470544If you lack the emotional control to ignore content you don't like or the ability to contribute to the thread with some you do, my recommendation is to either close the tab for now, filter the "WebMFag" name or the series (I post TOS, TAS, TNG, DS9, VOY, ENT, DIS, PIC, PRO, LOW, SNW and SFA) you wish not to see WebMs of.You do not get to tell other anons what to post or not to post, this isn't your safe space or your echobox nor does 4chan hold popularity contests through likes or karma.Hope that helps
>>222470591>boomerInteresting because it's always balding oldfags who are obsessed with NuTrek.
>>222470633>this isn't your safe space or your echoboxNuTrek spammer, please, it's been years. This is your 10th sona in /trek/. Move on already.
The lore thickenssadly it is both false and not about Star Trek
>>222470633>nor does 4chan hold popularity contests through likes or karma.4chan pays it’s janitors in influence instead of money. When you see a rightoid shitter trying to describe on-topic content as “off-topic” and throwing a big hissy it’s because he’s trying to make room for rightoid jannies to delete or ban it.
>he does the retarded indian slop content thing where the clip gets reversed to make it seem longer than it isWebMFag, you are hereby required to post your hand.
>>222470731the fuck I care. Star Trek.
Your writing style exposes you more than you think
Just ignore/filter him.
>>222470731>rightoidGo back
I don't think about that at all, you're obsessed with a namefag who posts webums on a mongolian basket weaving forum. lmao @ ur lyf, lrn2fltr
>>222470616It's the sort of face only the Doctor could love.
>actually it was drumpf that killed nutrek!
>>222470879This one's going in the /trek/ archive
This much spite and anger over bad television no one watched anyway.
>>222470879He's right. Lower Decks got canceled immediately after Trump won because the entire animation team an hero'd. It was all over the news.
>losing to boomersloptranny xisters, not like this...
>>222471305>TOP TV Shows >on Paramount+
>>222471353The global one is even more grim
>>222471448That's from last year, NuTrek hasn't appeared on Nielsen for well over a year now
Kinda horrible for a currently airing show
star trek lunch with Garak, Bashir, Kurtzman and Roddenberry
star trek road trip in a Runabout
>they should have ended the Dominion War in a TNG movie where Picard and crew swoop in and steal all the thunder from Sisko, then the final season of DS9 should have been mostly standalone episodes an opinion I've heard from fans over the years
>>222460353Unc fell off, it's ogre for Andorian Chads, we lost.
>>222469761>WE ALL DIE IN A YELLOW BATTLECRUISER>A YELLOW BATTLECRUISER>A YELLOW BATTLECRUISER
>>222464565Dukat misheard "the best is yet to come" as "the best is yet to cum."
>BAH GAWD IT'S BEDLAM IN THE ENGINEERING SECTION>KIRK'S TRYING TO SAVE THE SHIP BUT LOOK OUT! THAT'S GOTTA BE KHAN!>AND HE DON'T LOOK TOO HAPPY, KING!>LORD HAVE MERCY, KIRK'S GOT A FOREIGN OBJECT AND HE'S BEATING KHAN LIKE RENTED MULE!
>4 layers of clothing>it hit 53C (127F) while they were filming this episodeYeah fuck that
>>222473946I forgot my stupid picture
>>222460353Sex with Jeffrey Combs.i really wish there would have been one more season of Enterprise so we could have had him as main cast.
>>222472971That's dumbThey should have had a TNG DS9 crossover movie in the middle of the war, obviously that's a lot of characters, so you mainly focus on Sisko and Picard who are at odds with each other. The movie ends with a decisive (but not total) strike against the Dominion and then DS9's final season is set in the aftermath of that, with the Dominion weakened but still fighting.
>>222474029He is getting up there in age but if Stewart can do it Combs can too
>>222474183i would argue that Stewart actually can't do it. he was awful in Picard. Jeff has still got it tho
>>222474078that's fucking gay tooyou'd make it come across that ds9 can't stand on its own without tng having to save it
>>222474304Did you see the enormous fleets in DS9They were always a part of a larger organisation, the show never pretended otherwise
>>222474029Like I've said before, something like that would absolutely ruin Shran's character. Shran would never in his right mind agree to be made a subordinate to Archer. He was best utilized as an equal of sorts, facilitating the alliance between Earth and Andoria through a position of strength and mutual respect. Shran deserves his own ship, and his own command, even if he makes regular appearances to help out. It's a dumb idea to make him an Enterprise crew member. The position is an inferior one.Yeah. Let's have Soval join the crew as well. We can resurrect him with AI.
>>222474535exactly right. the moment I see Shran taking orders from the likes of Archer is the moment I would turn off the show forever.
>>222474535No need to be subordinate or leave his ship. Have Shran, Soval and Archer form a Flotilla of Flagships to visit and explore the freshly declared Federation space in constant communication and regular support of each other. Main stage for the episodes remains Enterprise but we see the Vulcan High Command and Andorian Imperial Guard Flagships regularly and visit them on occasion.
>>222474718have Archer resign in disgrace and never be heard from again after he failed so thoroughly via his constant bad fucking judgement to protect the ship and crew that his first officer blew himself up just to get rid of some dopey alien jewel thieves while Archer stood there like a retard and did nothing.
>>222474373I meant the showIt was bad enough that Worf was the emergency ratings saver
>>222474633We already saw that in the third season episode, "Proving Ground" (S03E13).Even though it basically turned out to be a ruse, which he inevitably paid for, he still agreed to let Archer take charge of the mission.
>>222474786That wasn't Archer's fault. That was the fault of the cum guzzling, anti-white script writers.
>>222474871all I saw in that episode was Shran playing Archer for a retard like he always does
>>222474924let's not pretend like that was some kind of crazy out-of-character fluke. he is like that from the beginning and throughout the entire show.
>>222474786>Archer resign in disgraceLet me remind you that it's already canon that Archer was made President of the Federation.
>>222474974not to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5EaXyEGh9Y
>>222474945And almost got his ship destroyed in the process. Yeah. Smart move, Bluie.
>>222475008Fuck CBS
>>222475080And if so, what color would an Andorian nigger be?I'm thinking some kind of purple.
>>222475080They used to but they solved that problem long ago.
Pinkskins.
What's her problem?
>>222476401in a show that nobody likes, bogged herself so now she can't animate her face properly for acting, voice sounds odd now because of the botox facial paralysis
>>222476401Put on some fucking shoes, whore
>the Bajora>Bojarans>CardaysiansI love seeing the early days of long-running things where there are all sorts of weird terminology and pronunciations and costumes and make up and other rough edges that havent been smoothed down yet
>>222477328You just know some autistic writer (Behr probably) was raging when Patrick Steward said it wrong
>>222477328"Cardaysians" was a total slip up from the actor playing that Gul which I'm surprised wasn't dubbed over on post
BUHJOHRE
Bajora club?
Tal Celes
>>222478967>alien>name is human words
>>222478008From an anthropomorphic standpoint, does she look as weird to you as she does to me?
i hate how people with accents think they don't have to pronounce proper nouns like people's fucking names properly either. like how Bashir always says GAHRRACK instead of Garak.there's this one NJPW English commentator who has the most disgusting British accent I've ever heard and he REFUSES to say the wrestlers names correctly. if I had a Death Note I'd write his name in it.
>>222463666Easy, Wesley (since I'm not a monster) and the Cardassian (to piss Bajorans off primarily).
>>222474256I have a feeling Stewart will have no dialogue in Avengers:Doomsday. It will just be a shot of him in the Cerebro so people can basedface in the audience.
>>222479277When Data was called Dahtah by Pulaski, he complained. One has to assume that the universal translator auto-corrects accent differences.
>>222479239no, it is not a rare phenotype to me
Did Mike and Rich win?
>>222471502I am once again reminding the thread that syndicated reruns of TOS and TNG still do better than brand new episodes of SFA and SNW. If Kurtzman's contract gets renewed it will be some Deus ex Machina bullshit.
>>222479566Deaf people wouldn't exist when you can clone or replicate the entire hearing system, brain connections included. Geordi went from headache inducing cyberglasses to comfy cloned eyes in just 8 years.
>>222479765>Deaf people wouldn't existyes they would. Deaf people are proud of it and love being deaf. they're fucking weird.
>>222479765Pic signed me to tell you that ur a fagit
>>222479960Why didn't he just write on a tablet
>>222479960His deafness multiplied his diplomacy skills. An accidental mutation that was useful to him. Of course deaf people are still born in the future.
>>222462499>>222462599Just watched Search for Spock, and I don't get the "odd number curse;" this one was the most fun. Saavik and David are much more interesting characters in this one. Admittedly, the fact that I knew pretty much nothing about this one going in made it a lot more exciting.The main things I'd say Wrath of Khan has going for it over the others so far are Shatner and Montalban's performances.
>>222479812some of them make their kids deaf on purpose
>>222460330You guys never thought for a second that aliens would actually see this propaganda did you?
>>222480504I'm an alien and I watch this propaganda.
>>222480444Wrath of Khan is just very tight. Every single line of dialogue is great. There isn't a lot of fat on the bone, it's just all meat.
>>222480545I'd like to apologize for the episode of Riker have a butt baby...
>>222480545I'm Patrick Stewart and will now use my acting abilities to try and trick you into thinking I'm not a complete and total asshole. Also, never sit in the same room with me.
>>222480504aliens are gay
>>222480444I love TSFS. Then again I love all of the TOS movies pretty much equally.
>>222480148Because that would expose just how stupid that episode was. Also if Riva is such a genius peacemaker, why did they never hired him to end cold war between Federation and Romulans? God, I hate when they introduce one-and-done characters whose entire descrition is "he never lost once... OMG, HE JUST SO HAPPEN TO LOSE IN THIS EPISODE, OMG OMG OMG!"
Second Sight is a shit tier episode
>>222481153Also where was he during the Dominion War?
>>222480984
>>222481347Early DS9 has a lot of those episodes that feel like TNG leftovers before they fully hit their stride
im watching Proving Ground again after that anon mentioned it and god it's so painful. Shran isn't even convincing in his excuse for them being there and even though Archer is like>I don't like the idea of Andorians being here but we could use the help!he has absolutely no like, sense of discernment or savviness or anything he isn't like "Reed, let them help but keep an eye on them." "Don't leave them unsupervised." or anything like a normal person with brains or literally ANY background in the military would do and then even when T'Pol tries to make up for his stupidity by giving him the perfectly reasonable advice to keep security detail around he literally just makes fun of her and takes the side of these blue fuckers who have SPIED ON THEM IN THE PAST for no FUCKING reason. he also just stood there doing and saying nothing while Shran was bullying T'Pol when he first got there too. he is such a shit captain and a shit person. he is literally an insider threat on the ship HE commands. this character is such a disgrace to the idea of Star Trek holy shit.
>>222481502It was like they had some great director but they lobotomized him because he wasn't into troons or something.
>>222481699yeah
>>222481502Move Along Home was definitely a TNG leftover. Quark should have been Picard. And the team trapped inside the game should have been Riker/Worf/Crusher/Data. The tone is so out of place compared to the rest of the series.
>>222482062it's not a TNG leftover and the tone is like that because they didn't have enough budget to build out the sets they originally envisioned, which was an entire village instead of some weird hallway and room
>>222482085here they are to come pick at the bones like a bunch of scavengers.
Where were you when NuTrek finally died?
>>222482436Oh come on anon. You know that Genes vision was to push gay black trannies in space. He wanted a gayer version of the rocky horror picture show. kek.
>>222482501in Rocky Horror Picture Show Franknfurter is a degenerate alien who goes to Earth to live out is pervert best life and is dragged back to his home planet to be executed for his crimes so yeah idk about that
>>222482563it's based. star trek is propaganda to cover it all up. kek.
>>222480444I actually like most of the odd numbered films more than the evens.
They actually named the black Klingon Jayden
Is the best TNG movie in you're path
>>222482062I think Move Along Home could've been fun if it happened later in the series after the actors figured out their characters (S1 Siddig in particular is really bad) + the secondary cast greatly expanded as alternative choices for the 4 players.
>>222482501I'm sure even Gene would have been shocked at mainstream democrats pushing child sex changes and express lanes for abortion.
>AAAAAAAAA.>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
>>222483238cursed with nukes and bioweapons too... yep... it's time to leave. the fuse is lit on this bomb.
>>222483040This film convinced Patrick that he's bigger than the rest of the cast.
>>222483744Bigger than supermodels, Oscar winners, kung fu fighting martial artists, people with hair, people with abs... kek... need i go on?
>>222474183
Was she really that bad?
>>222483876she wasn't bad at all.
>>222482062I think Quark's role was meant to be Riker, he had done more stuff as a "gambler" in past TNG episodes.
>>222483876She had more characterization in one season than Beverly did in six.
>>222483040>Trekkies at the time were mostly upset that it felt "underwhelming" and "too much like the show than a movie"I always thought those complaints were stupid t b h
>>222483876she was kino
Pulaski is the only person who ever befriended Worf
>>222484376Guinan gave him prune juice
>>222484376How long was he fucking Troi tho?
for me, it's Regina Barthalomew
You know what you have to do.
>>222484376Just as they were finding her niche the character vanished into thin air.
>>222484376...You're an idiot. Riker and Worf are good friends.It's Riker that Worf asks to kill him and they go to each other for advice a few times throughout the series.
>>222481697archer is guided by faith of the heart and he always wins
All these tailor jokes and cracks are such low hanging fruit, yet they still deliver every time
>>222485509if riker truly was worfs friend he would have killed him. because worf is a disgrace
>>222485509>>222485884riker doesnt understand klang values he just likes larping and eating their food
>>222485570except for that one time with the insectoid babies
>>222485895Riker be like "Qapla', dude!"
>>222482436i cant believe they are going to air season 2 of Academy, the rumor is they couldnt even get the majority of the actors to even film most of the second season so its going to be pieced together with whatever scraps they had already filmed as "Season 2". the casts says its GAYER THAN EVER
>>222460330>Why did you come here? Answer me, NIGGER.>You and the NIGGERS have proven what we already knew.>Did you say something, NIGGER?>Looking out for you NIGGERS.>There is another option. Someone I've dealt with. A NIGGER.>The NIGGER sense of humor.>You put too much faith in these NIGGERS.>I want Soval and the NIGGER brought to me alive.>The NIGGER will want to keep his part of the bargain.>Apparently, these NIGGERS aren't as honorable as you thought.>I think he likes you, NIGGER.>Don't underestimate these NIGGERS, Lieutenant.>Look at the trouble you've gotten your NIGGER into this time. >I've had the greatest amount of contact with NIG-, with Africans...>The Imperial Guard doesn't serve at your leisure, NIGGER.>I trust your regard for this NIGGER won't cause you to forget that.>I don't need to justify my actions to you, NIGGER.>I'm sorry, NIGGER.>You're not using your head, NIGGER.>Do you believe him, NIGGER?>I'm not going to entrust the security of America to the NIGGERS or anyone else.>Stay out of this, NIGGER.>Yes, it will, NIGGER...>Hands off, NIGGER.>Try to stay out of trouble, NIGGER.>I'm sorry, NIGGER, but it was essential certain people believed I had met my demise.>Thanks, NIGGER.Why did Enterprise normalize the use of racial slurs? I'm literally shaking rn
>>222486547I heard Season 2 was already filmed before Season 1 went on the air.
>>222483876she was a good character but surely they could have cast someone younger with bigger boobs
wow what the heck lol.Yesterday I was considering making a meme post here about Tom Paris saying something like "It's just pizza. " and I am on VOY S4 E12 " Mortal Coil" and I see Tom Paris complaining to Neelix about "it's just pizza!"
>>222486577>that scene where T’pol explains to Archer the difference in IQ distributions between species>that scene where O’Brien complains that ‘petaQ’ is just a word and it’s silly ‘only Klingons can say it’>that scene where Ezri tries to ‘redpill’ Julian by showing him the chart with all the Bajorans in top media positions>that scene where Kirk jokes with Scotty about Spock’s mother being a race-mixer>that scene where Trip votes for George W. Bush>that scene were Gowron calls Worf ‘a subklingon fucking targ’>that scene where Janeway says ‘we have to out-Ferengi the Ferengi'>that scene where Soval uses the phrase ‘the eternal Ando’>that scene where Tuvok walks on the bridge and Neelix makes money noises>that episode where Picards helps forcibly displace the Indians because of a treaty with the Cardassians>that scene where Worf enters Picard's ready room without knocking and gets phasered>that scene where Garak promotes a 'dispassionate historical perspective' of the occupation of Bajor
>>222487306Yeah, you dreamed that episode into existence.
star trek sex with david corwin
>PINKSKINS could be here
>>222481697You sure make a lot of bullshit claims about Archer when he was the one who ultimately prevailed. All his command subtlety seems to have flown right over your head because it wasn't spelled out for you. Archer takes advantage of the advanced tech of the Andorian vessel... Success. Andorian bitch tries to sabotage the NX-01... Fails. Shran tries to deliver the prototype weapon to Andoria... Fails. Archer psychs Shran into giving up the weapon, and delivering detailed scans of exceptional quality that Enterprise could not... Success. At every turn, Archer proves himself the superior commander. You're simply a victim of your own irrational Archer Derangement Syndrome.
How can a chud "enjoy" Star Trek?
>>222489207Greek boobies
Decided to finally watch DS9 a couple months ago.On season 7.It was worth it just for this moment. Haven't laughed this hard in awhile.
>>222489259Imagine the smell
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>>222485509Worf was 100% behind Riker when the latter was about to risk getting booted from Starfleet to rescue his (valid) enby gf.
>>222489331The gods have blessed us with their favor!
>>222489984Is there anything he did wrong?
>>222490035star trek sex with adami
so what the fuck happened to sisko? you're telling me he just left to get cigs and milk with the wormhole prophets?
>>222486577This would have been absolute kino. And when the complaints start coming in just give them Kirk's reply to space Lincoln.
>>222489207Chuds like to feel smart by watching sci-fi
Why did they film and keep this particular shot?
>>222490462pretty much.
just noticed the Andorian in the SNW season 4 trailer, made me realize how much I miss Hemmer.Wonder which episode this'll be in.
>>222491199O'Brien fans run this franchise.
Akoocheemoya
>scientific notes on photon torpedoes>continuity checkingReading more of that Making of DS9 book. Can't believe the lengths these people went when making that show. Makes me wonder how incompetent (or just lacking in care) the production of those Nu-Trek shows was by comparison...
>>222470633But why the fuck do you bother making and posting that trash though when you also admit to liking and posting the good stuff? How about you deliver more on the content the majority of Trek fans would appreciate?
I don't live for your imagined group of friends approval. Do you understand how sick you sound? Who gives a fuck what a "majority of Trek fans" does or thinks? Pathetic, do better, for your own sake.
>>222466732Uhura's actress looks so good with glossy lips, those things are built to drain cocks
Shran gang
But Captain...
Now that is a plot twist.
WOAH
>>222463942>you can't, that's against the rule>You have to save at least one of them.Only from the black hole. You didn't say we can't torpedo them afterward.
>>222494083>Because you're a 'droid and I'm a 'groid.Can't believe they got away with that.
>>222494236>I'M FROM COUNTY KERRY AND I SAY KILL 'EM ALL
Riker should've stayed Captain of the Enterprise
>>222494350Trombone boy should have stayed in Alaska.
I'm sorry Reg, it's still a mystery would could be triggering your holo-addiction. I checked the logs, and even right after our counselling sessions it's as if you feel compelled to rush right back to the holodeck for some reason.
>>222470544
rape trek
>>222489173you came in hot and said literally nothing.
>>222494738Related, Is abortion legal and unlimited in federation?
>>222495265Yeah Picard tried to abort Troi's alien baby
>>222460330I might be in the minority but i like Enterprise more than DS9 and Voyager. Enterprise has so much cinema and amazing episodes that i never understood the hate(with the exception of the opening music, that was ass). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrKd40YMTs0&list=PLtFDQ-QrwVZ3LdIL0fhcoInmVsUbFXpeE&index=50
>>222495441Yeah you're in the minority and you're retardedEnterprise has literally like four decent episodes and pretty much all of them are in S4 except for Carbon Creek.Any 1 good season of TNG, DS9, and VOY has more good episodes than the entirety of ENT's run.
>>222495468It has way more than 4 good episodes. You're just a faggot hater.
>>222495468Star Trek Online made all the temporal civil war stuff kind of cool retroactively
>>222495493Nah.And all of its recurring storylines fucking suck too>temporal blueball cold war>vulcans acting like romulan retards: the arc>9/11 but XindiAll complete trash, some of them even verging on blasphemy
>>222495533Definitely an improvement but only because the game lets you freely access so many time periodsAs an aside, the STD shit in STO is hilarious, they even modeled a new mesh to make a "crying" version of this bitch which to me is hysterical
>>222495441Based and Faith of the Heartpilled
>>222495441Enterprise is better than voyager but no where close to the level of DS9. I actually like the temporal cold war, but the xindi shit is exhausting to rewatch. If they would've just kept going normal episodic stories like season 2 it would've been perfect
i am a big voyager fan maybe its because the last series i watchedi really should try and watch all of tngkinda funny that the last time i watched startrek it was only ds9 and voyager
>>222495814>Enterprise is better than voyagerAbsurd opinion. Blink of an Eye is better than the entire series of ENT in a single episode.
>>222495814>ENT is betteris really an impossible statement. there's 3 different shows of completely different quality in that series
>>222496026This guy obviously has dementia or something if he thinks STD was anything like TOS.
TrekBBS are a bunch of unbearably smug boomers who spent a lifetime huffing leaded gasoline which affected their sense of taste in media.How they trash classic Trek (particularly 1987-2005) while in the same post praising nutrek as some kind of Godsend is absolutely infuriating.
DS9 > TNG > ENT = TOS > VOY
>>222496193You've never even seen TOS because you said it was "misogynistic"You're rating ENT equal to a show you've never seen and I guarantee you that you haven't even watched all of VOY
I CAN REACHANY STAAAAAAAARRRRR
>>222495468I never watched Enterprise. Is the plot here Aliens went back to help the Nazis win WW2, so Enterprise goes back in time to stop the Nazi Ayys?Also why is the trope always going back in time to make sure the Commies win WW2? Nobody ever wants to stop the Soviets.
>>222496245I think the Nazis were actually aliens all along or something like that
>>222496245nazis being all meth'd up and hunting occult nonsense is common knowledge, aliens fit right in that slot easily
>>222496218Zeta > DS9 > 0079 > TNG > CCA > ENT = TOS > ZZ = VOY
>>222489331Between that, the opening shot of Dukat with a halo behind his head, the painting, and Dukat scrambling to find his pill, this episode felt like a comedy 'sode.
>>222496245>Is the plotThere is no plot. It was Berman and Braga shitting out a season ending cliffhanger that someone else had to resolve because they were being pushed out of their showrunner seats. They just get sent back in time after defeating the S3 threat because...uh, temporal agents or something.
>>222496655that's not what it was, retardthey shit out a season ending cliffhanger to fuck over UPN and force them to give them another season, which was actually pretty based
>>222496865They could've ended it with an actually interesting cliffhanger instead of retarded time travel Nazi pulp garbage completely disconnected from the rest of the episode, you faithful faggot.
>>222496920nazis are fun, most treks have at least one nazi 'sode
>>222496920I remember being so pissed when that happened. Enterprise was the only star trek show I actually was able to watch while it aired. I had watched the whole season 3 every episode live it had been like 22 god damn weeks and I was so ready for a resolution to the story and then they're where like ACTUALLY SPACE NAZIS NOW and I wanted to throw the tv through a wall
i cant get past the enterprise first episode, none of the characters seem likeable. i know its a prequel but its such a departure from the uniforms and sets of the old comfy stuff
>>222498254Don't worry because the ensemble cast totally sucks and none of them get any feature episodes like in TNG, DS9, and VOY, aside from the first two seasons and they rarely give them out to some characters. For example this fucking guy >>222497944 has like two character moments total in the show and is one of the most boring fucks in history, only hired because his grandpa was Wes Montgomery and Berman likes jazz.They just give up entirely on the ensemble cast at some point and make it the Archer, T'Pol, and Trip show trying to emulate the Kirk, Spock, McCoy thing but it has none of the charm.A couple of the actors do a fine job -- Trip and Malcolm are both solid, but the show itself just sucks.
i knew what I was in for 10 minutes into the first episode where they show a Vulcan getting mad and yelling. you either accept it for what it is or just turn it off lol
>>222498390Yeah I was one of the latter>Soval starts yelling for literally no reason>What's the matter, Soval? Why are you yelling?! Aren't you Vulcans supposed to lack emotion?!Terrible, just terrible. Berman never really understood Vulcans which is probably why they rarely show up in Berman Trek in major roles. Tuvok is the lone exception and well, Brannon Braga should've known better because Tuvok is a very solid Vulcan depiction.
>>222498365the sad thing is berman kicking yar off TNG is what saved that from being failed ensemble hell too. its a shame he could not live up to that standard.
>>222498519Yar episodes wouldn't be that bad, not worse than Troi episodes at any rate.If the S3 TNG staff had gotten to write character focus episodes for Yar, they'd probably be a lot like Kira episodes from DS9 and I doubt Ro Laren ever exists. Maybe DS9 itself doesn't exist which is crazy.
>>222498635it wasn't about yar it was about too many cast members. remember the rotating chieves of engineering? a producer needs to cull the herd.
>>222498668Berman didn't fire her though, Crosby quit on her own because she felt she wasn't getting enough action and thought she could be a bigger star doing other stuff.
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