Cine de autor & los clásicosFrench dames edition>QOTDWhat makes you love French cinema so much?>BonusWhat makes you hate French cinema so much?Prev. >>222428029
Queen of /film/
>>222476387Yes. She has a role as herself visiting her actual home town in Tunisia where the picture takes place. Kind of tripped me out because the picture takes place in 1967 but she's her 1996 age in the picture. *cinemasins bell*
Seeing Olin and Binoche bond together on-screen really made me feel some sorta way.
>>222476690This post has been approved by The Zoë Lund Foundation.>>222477112Meth Harper on the left?
This actress-scamming faggot must crosspost from /hr/, doesn’t he? I’m pretty sure he doesAt this point, I believe in the old theory that there was some kind of Golden Age in the past that we can’t return to until the next heavenly cycle, because things were fake and gay before zoomers came of age, and it’s actually pretty amazing how they could make this site so much more insufferable than even I imagined it could become.I hate the /tv/ mods for dropping them into a chill board like /hr/, but I guess I understand why they did it, if gookmoot can’t get his head out of his ass and just make a fucking /celeb/ board for these absolute vermin
>>222476933>QOTD>BonhsThe average French kino is intrinsically more artistic than the average American kino but the average French slop is way sloppier than the average American slop.
>>222476933>QOTDGood films innit.>BonusI don't.
Any love here for 1980s mexican sex comedies?I dare say those are absolute peak sleazekino. Nothing comes even close.
>>222477452Those are some hot broads.
>>222477452>Alejandra PenicheI don't know the correct pronunciation so I had a lil giggle at his surname.>>222477813We call them dames here.
>>222477217Just a lil frazzled. Binoche's chocolate does end up becoming like meth tho>>222477306Not sure who you're referring to exactly but I posted on there a little over a year and left back in January after my last thread hit bump limit. 99% of the threads on there are straight-up redundant slide threads dedicated to shit like doors, dice, literally-who porn stars, Minions, bridges, and farming equipment.
>>222477962>bridges, and farming equipment.Based.
>>222477962Oh I'd love to eat up her chocolate if you know what I mean *chocolate-eating grin*
>>222477307recently heard they nationally produce 200-300 films per year. wtf does that even consist of?
>>222478015Some autist also kept a Santa Claus thread bumped for an entire year, which was pretty funny in retrospect. At least threads on /tv/ can't stay up more than like a week max.>>222478050heh
>>222478181mmmmmmmmm
>>222477813In Mexico they'd say they're "gatisabrosas", from "gatas" (trashy) and "sabrosas" (hot).In a way, the women not looking like perfect models is what makes those movies all the more erotic. A movie like this with a bunch of mexithots makes me harder than any Sydney Sweeney boobaslop.
>>222478167Mostly social drama about poor oppressed immigrants and evil white Frenchmen.
>>222478334Evil is redundant when talking about wh*tes
>>222478349Ok Pajeet
>>222478365What whites did to India is pure evil.
>>222476933Can I get some recommendations for giallos? So far I've seen Bird with the Crystal Plumage (great), Tenebre (also great), Suspiria (pretty great), and Inferno (not great). I plan to see Deep Red and Phenomena.
>>222478309I'm assuming these films are just like the brazilian pornochanchadas then.
>>222477306>This actress-scamming faggotYou're thinking of at least 4 different people
Best film versions of works of literature?Specifically, what are the best adaptations of...>A Midsummer Night's Dream>Les Miserablesand>Macbeth
>>222478523The films of Mario Bava, start with La ragazza che sapeva troppo.
>>222478754>MacbethPolanski.
>>222478721Yes, but the mexican variant seems to me is much sleazier and decadent, all the while having surprisingly sound dramaturgy to it
>>222478754>>A Midsummer Night's Dream1935 version with James Cagney is kino. Maybe not the best adaptation but a great movie.
>>222477452Ficheras is the shit... I used to watch like 6 hours straight of that shit and narcocine in a cable channel back in like 2010, great stuff.
>>222478945Your image has me intrigued.
>>222478721Idk how explicit pornochanchadas are, but with ficheras you get full frontal nudes in pretty much 90% of the movies, plus the boomer humor which is super fun considering most of the plots revolve around actual prostitution, partying, alcohol, and general decadency.
>>222479025
>>222478945Au hasard Balthazar from hell
>>222476933>QOTDDemy, Cocteau and my boys Gaspar and Grandrieux. >bonusI kind of resent how there's this incentive within the cinema world that the French are the absolute best and that's there no room for debate regarding it. The elitism kinda turns me off
>>222479102The gay jokes are the best, raunchy, vulgar *and* politically incorrect
>>222479170Any AIDS jokes? When I watch CATslop there's always someone making an AIDS joke, but that was in the 90s.
>>222479227Don't remember there being any, maybe more into the 90s.Polo Polo made some AIDS jokes in his stand-up comedy tho
>>222479170It's so random when they call some guy maricón and some random girl wila XD... boomers are so based, man. That and all those fucked up jokes like a guy peeing inside another dude's beer and then laughing when the dude drinks it lol>>222479227Most ficheras are pre-AIDS
>XD
>>222476933>French cinema
>>222479102>>222479170>full frontal nudes>boomer humor>gay jokes>raunchy, vulgar *and* politically incorrectYep, just like pornochanchadas.
>>222479637XD is way superior to lol and kek. The patrician way is Xd, actually.
xp
>>222479916Like a sir.
>>222479757>Sydney Sweeney on the right
>>222479898for me, it's xdother ones I use on the regular:^_^/^-^ depending on the font of the platform:D:3<3 </3:o(n_n (this is rare and usually with a <3 at the end)
>>222479938n_n <3
>>222480378I will breed you if you keep doing that. slut.
8========D
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>>222480493Fuck, didn't work.
>>222480162What film?
>>222480162Cool, kill yourself.
>>222480424Yep, that's going in the cringe collection. *smooch*
>>222478523>Blood and Black Lace (Bava)>A Bay of Blood (Bava)>Don't Torture a Duckling (Fulci)>Deep Red (Argento)>The House with Laughing Windows (Avati)>The Girl Who Knew Too Much (Bava)>Phenomena (Argento)>The Psychic (Fulci)>Torso (Martino)>Stage Fright (Soavi)>The Fifth Cord (Bazzoni)>What Have They Done To Your Daughters? (Dallamano)If you like Bava's style, I'd check out some of his other stuff, like Black Sunday (gothic horror) and Black Sabbath (really fun horror anthology)
>>222478945>Four young people escape Athens to a forest where the king and queen of the fairies are quarreling, while meanwhile, a troupe of amateur actors rehearses a play. When the fairy Puck uses a magic flower to make people fall in love, the whole thing becomes a little bit confused...I'm not a native English speaker, but doesn't "while meanwhile" sound redundant?
>>222480516Newfags can't triforce.>>222480559Phantom Ladies Over Paris
RIP LIV ULLMANN WHAT THE FUCK
>>22248055900000 aka. Celine & Julie Go Boating (1974)
>>222481062>it's realRIP.
>>222469664nothing on the silver screencan match the primo tummy content being produced on the internet today by respectful tummy whores
>>222481062>>222481108:'(
>>222481062>>222481108>>222481323>account based in Israel posts on Twitter that she died>no other sources>Wikipedia updated by one guyIf she's the victim of a Mossad hoax I'm gonna get pissed.... If she's actually dead, I'll cry..... I lose either way.
>>222481080>00000The name of the rocket from Gravity's Rainbow.Lots of parallels between Crying of Lot 49 & Out 1, actually.
>>222481062RIP
The Docks of New York (1928)Imitation of Life (1959)The Immortal One (1963)The Mother and the Whore (1973)Céline and Julie Go Boating (1974)The Castle of Sand (1974)Blue Thunder (1983)Mermaid Legend (1984)Dust in the Wind (1986)Steel Justice (1987)Moving (1993)The Mammals of Victoria (1994)The Hole (1998)Little Cheung (1999)Devils on the Doorstep (2000)Gostanza da Libbiano (2000)Throw Down (2004)Love & Friendship (2016)Sleep Has Her House (2017)Ash is the Purest White (2018)Beyond the Dream (2019)De Humani Corporis Fabrica (2022)Luca on the Road (2024)Has anyone seen any of these?
>>222481387Someone already removed the recently deceased indicator from her wiki page so she might still be kicking... I'm LIVid.
>>222481878I've seen like 6 of those. Brother if you haven't seen C&J you should be rangebanned.
um
Hair loss - the worst fate everbet against a great next director again you virgin
>>222482092Haven't seen it, but I've seen it mentioned here enough times to know someone would call me out for putting it on the list
>>222482203>Hair loss - the worst fate everShit that doesn't matter 101. Tbh, a complete disrespect for people that have actually serious illnesses or suffer through poverty. The vanity of western society is brutal.
I thought "Eating Raoul" was very funny
>>222481878What is this random list?
>>222481062didnt know she was sick
>>22248187812/23
>>222483171Nothing, just some movies I recently added to my watchlist and was wondering if anyone’s seen them
>>222483277>FaithlessIs this worth watching? What about Bille August's The Best Intentions? I'm kinda curious about the films Bergman wrote but didn't direct. Also she's still alive afaik.
>>222483326they're alright, their big message is simply that nobody liked bergman for a reason
>>222483296Ah, i see. The Docks of New York is kino, so is The Hole. I also like Throw Down, very comfy judo movie, a martial art not very explored in film.
>>222477693Kino.>>222481881I now remember having this Disney 'toon on VHS. Blast from the past.
>>222483656for me it's the one where mickey, goofy and donald are destitute and starving to death
>>222484161Those hunger ones are always great, like that one Woody Woodpecker where him and that cat try to eat each other.
>>222480823I wanna see a picture of your brains on the floor, that's filmic as hell.
>>222484161
I've always considered movies evil; the day that cinema was invented was a black day for mankind.
>>222484588Your name is not important thoughbeit.
I can understand being resentful of movies if you're a peasant from Costa Rica who will never actually get anything out of pretending to be a cinephile, it's not like you'll ever escape your bamboo shack
House of Bamboo
>>222484627Your name is "Dead Man Walking", manlet.
>>222476933I like that French movies are fun and comfy.I don't like that every French man is a pervert.
>>222484648I'll make you pee glass while we watch funny movies in my shack, in the forest.
>>222484903It's your impotent attempts at ironically detaching yourself from your reality as a peasant that really makes me laugh.
>>222484973You'll laugh until you'll cry.
>>222476945BBBBRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPPP
The sound mixing in Passenger is fucking terrible, holy shit.
Come on man, you were gonna die some day anyway, no need to go all dramatic and silent all of a sudden.
Driven away.
>>222486172Did you ever think you were gonna die young?
>>222486190Yeah. I used to think I’d die before thirty for sure.
>>222486520Sad!But very filmic, just like James Dean.
Wait Till the Sun Shines, Nellie
https://t.me/+6z7tSBoq2bdjZDVk
>>222487737When you realize that people don't have free will and can't think for themselves, memes become the only form of communication. Artistic films from Pasolini like Salo or Jodorowsky's El Topo then trade on the only commerce of low IQ memetics: horror shock content. Now suddenly the art film is no longer art, it can be understood by total morons again.This produces an entire industry of arthouse shock content such as the new French Extremity Movement that is arthouse only on the surface but its true purpose is to appeal memetically to low IQ fans of extreme content.
The purpose of The Substance vs the purpose of Salo show an echo across generations of how Pasolini's meaning has distorted into pure shock tropes. The one has been baffling retards for 50 years. The other is meant directly for retards.
>>222487852This was alright. A little too defined by its own influences, forget about wearing influences on your sleeve, this shit had them tattooed on it.
>>222487817I guess bro.
>>222487817You call NFE "shock content" for low IQ retards and then sing the praises of Jodorowsky. Absolutely zero self-awareness.
>>222488003What is self-awareness? You're talking about logical coherence. Absolutely zero self-awareness.
>>222488058You're dissing NFE while praising Jodorowsky, displaying that you lack coherence or logic.
>>222488003Jodorowsky is high IQ
>>222488118Sillyowsky
>>222488118I couldn't think of a more shallow filmmaker. He has nothing to say.
>>222488093Where is the self-awareness in all of this? What is self-awareness? Absolutely zero self-awareness.
>>222488144I accept your concession, dilettante.
>>222487817>even /film/ detests itOP pulled that from his ass i guess. Also,>replying to another thread here
>>222488200You can't even define what is self-awareness. Absolutely zero self-awareness.
>>222488118
Three movies lined up for the rest of the week, just call me King of Movies.
>>222488477Three movies? I got 8. Absolutely zero self-awareness.
>>222488939I saw 7 last week, and I'm seeing them all on the big screen.
>>222489200I saw 8. AZSA.
It's not a competition you know.
Ozu>Mizoguchi
>>222489467people dont even let it digest these days. if you need more than 2 per weekend, you watch bad films. i can watch 6 Zatoichi films in a row, but only because they're all the same and are nothing to think about.
>still no mentions of newest Minions film
Feeling like killing people.
>>222490268You are all so ENTRY LEVELWatch things that every normie hasn't already seen. I just watched a BEGLIUM MADE FOR TV MOVIEBELGIUM NIGGA!!!! BELGIUM !!!!
>>222489467It is a competition because art is about discovery of new ideas not about conforming to the status quo.
>>222490885Art is about aesthetic beauty first. No need to be a contrarian. There is no hidden great art better than Mizoguchi.
Art is about culling the worthless.
Art is about further comforting the comfortable and further disturbing the disturbed by means of girls and guns.
Art is.
>>222491240...killing finns, killing manlets, torturing finns, torturing manlets.
>>222491240... a question of when and not of what.
Oatmeal is a very bressonian food.
>>222490874>I just watched a BEGLIUM MADE FOR TV MOVIEand it was not worth watching at all because it's a made for tv movie, from belgium.imagine having your ego tied to watching obscure slop. your life must be miserable.
>>222491275uhhh... rude!
>>222490885art is about feeling
>>222490967>hidden great art>highly accessible and known directorkek
>>222491625At least it is original. Most films discussed on /film/ are entry level 101 that zoomers and boomers around the world are viewing at the same time.
>>222491668Stop baiting, anon.
>>222491668>At least it is originali could record a video of myself taking a shit and you'd watch it because it's original
>>222491691>Ripoff of the shitting scene from Cemetery of Splendour>Original
You're not winning some cock measuring contest by watching highly obscure movies. Obscurity isn't a metric of quality. A good portion of obscure movies are rubbish but I do get the novelty factor of watching something "rare". I do it too.
>>222491968>You're not winning some cock measuring contest by watching highly obscure moviesWell duh. We're winning the watching highly obscure movies contest (victory in which has a strong correlation with larger-than-average penis size).
Good night, /film/.
The first kiss is always the sweetestFrom under some broad's sombrero
>>222492309*smooch*
>>222492208/film/ is not for pitting cock against cock. /film/ is for growing each other's cocks.
ummm revolution is a..... ummmm
Well that's nice, Water Lilies was once on Netflix
>>222492554>/film/ is not for pitting cock against cockIt is. It's also for pitting 'cock against other filmmakers. We can only understand just how big he is by pitting him against himself and others.
>>222492620Alfred Hitchcock was a fat, autistic drunk. His films were glued together around a laughably simple script (Hitchcock barely knew the basics of screenwriting) about some blonde bitch along with some pretentious mysteries and camera wankery. He would hardly have become popular had he not had a constant horde of competent filmmakers sucking him off and fixing the films for release. Hitchcock's only way to deal with his obesity was to make jokes about his excessive eating because he simply could not admit that he had problems with his lifestyle. In the end, the only merit of "Britain's greatest filmmaker" is how many films about blondes and mysteries he was able to write.
POLAND STRONK
>>222491968>Obscurity isn't a metric of quality.Obscurity is a measure of authenticity. Authenticity is the true market of art. Quality is subjective. To me all these arthouse films are corrupted by money and not made for the right reasons. The so-called "quality" films just mean they appealed to midwits.
Morir... dormir... tal vez soñar
QUÉ HE HECHO YO PARA MERECER ESTO!
Speak English
Baubro... have you heard Ophélie by Mel Bonis?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbdyLPUh0XE
Do you guys collect Blu-rays/4K? If you do, how do you choose which movies to buy? You just consoom anything you like? I'm thinking of only buying movies I plan on watching several times, I feel bad about spending money on something I can find for free on the internet with a few clicks.
>>222494959the 4k Game of Thrones disks are the best version of the show.4k uhd bluray LotR are the best looking version of that.mostly just go by random comparisons people do with screencaps and what looks best on my screen.
>>222492808Polanski is not Polish
>>222495011Is that true for any TV though? Or only the very best? Not everyone has a top of the line TV.
are you making a mistake watching great obscure movies? you will just ape the style there and never develop your own taste or sensibility. artists make art from their lived experience, not from watching other peoples work. you cant study how to fall in love
>>222495083for lotr it's true, they're 4k blurays, you can play that on any screen.for GoT i think they're dolby vision/hdr which isn't going to be on older screens.HDR is broadly a meme marketing format so i wouldn't go out of my way go seek that shit out and it really only looks good on more expensive 600+nit capable screens.
>>222495011>>222495151Are you trolling? The 4K LotR discs are notoriously awful. Grain reduction out of the ass.
>>222495146>artists make art from their lived experience, not from watching other peoples workit's a bit of both, you derive inspiration or give nods to other artists but you need to have something you want to say as well which requires your own lived experience instead of just tracing other artists work.
>>222495173Proof?
Lord of the Rings does not belong in /film/, it's proto-Marvel.
>>222495173>The 4K LotR discs are notoriously awful.there's multiple versions, the original bluray had a shitty blue tint that got removed in the 4k blurays but there's also at least 2 different 4k versions.
>>222495210Of course it doesn't belong here but it's cringe to whine
>>222476933>What makes you hate French cinema so much?the spoken french language
Oppenheimer is one of the greatest movies I've ever watched. I don't care that it's recent or directed by a hack like Nolan, he struck gold by accident this one time in his career. There, I said it.
>>222495146>artists make art from their lived experienceNo we do not. We take from divine inspiration.
speaking of 'rays it's fucked up the best version of Orphans of the Storm is still a 20+ year old dvd release with a Final Fantasy ass synthesizer score
>>222495298I’m glad you said this because I’ve been thinking the same thing ever since I saw it in theaters. Incredible.
>>222495308>wewhat art do you make?
>>222495298>>222495378(You) can buy an ad
I have 3 kinos lined up to watch this weekend>Celine and Julie>Flesh for Frankenstein>ManhunterI may be able to fit one more movie but that's what I picked
>>222495409This is a thread for the discussion of arthouse films, if you don't wanna discuss about films then what the fuck are you doing here?
>>222495428Mirthy selection
>>222495447>Sloppenheimer is arthouseno trolling outside of /b/
>>222495483Why wouldn't it be? Just because it was successful? You have a very narrow mind, not a very artistical one.
>>222495021bro, his name is literally From Polan
>>222495515The intent of it was to be accessible to massive audiences in order to generate profit. That's antithetical to arthouse films.
>>222495674Is that why it's more than 3 hours long? Is that why it's in black and white most of the time? Is that why it has a nonlinear story? All of those directing choices surely were meant to appeal to a massive audience, am I right?
>>222495727Don’t fall for his weak attempts to bait.
>>222495727>Avengers: Endgame3 hours 1 minute>Avatar: The Way of Water3 hours 12 minutes>Titanic3 hours 15 minutes>Schindler's List3 hours 15 minutesThe list goes on...>black and white most of the timeWhat's arthouse about using black and white for scenes taking place in the past?>nonlinear storyQuentin TarantinoStop being good at baiting me. I don't trust like that.
>>222495821>What's arthouse about using black and white for scenes taking place in the past?it's called avant garde
No. I won't do it.
>>222495821>Avengers>Avatar>Titanic>Schindler's ListOne of those don't belong in the list, can you guess which one?
I know what it is but I won't tell you.
I miss the 'Bellaposting...
>italians
Not enough donkey
>nilotes
>>222481229>well-shot tummylook no further
I can't think of a single good French film, not a single one.
I fucking love how Jews normalized sex scenes and nudity in modern cinema.
>>222497344philosemitic post
>>222497300the dreamers
>>222497344>the jews had heavy influence in euro film in the 1960s and beyond
>>222497819They had a huge influence in the entirety of Euro culture in those times, dumbass.
>>222497819you cornball.
>Amour brought to you by Evian. Live young.>Also shoutout to my friend Benjamin Netanyahu!What did Haneke mean by this
>>222495579His real name is Raymond Thierry Liebling Typical Jewish frog
>>222498113Crazy how that doesn't matter
>>222493970¡Qué he hecho yo para merecer esto!*
>>222498188Yeah, they just won the war against the white people and practically subjugated us, but it totes doesn't matter huh gal?
>>222497344I love js now wtf
>>222498273You need to chill with the Sam Hyde vids and learn to read books, lil bro.
>>222498273Start by reading Mein Kampf and The International Jew, lil bro.
>>222498398That would be good, because like 90% of people that read those books realize how retarded they are. Mein Kampf specially is a brainlet classic with some "I'm le underdog, woe is me" bullshit sprinkled in it.
Trump won.
>>222498502Trueeeeee
>>222497258I like how you saved this under the same exact filename. Such an underrated pic>>222498265¡Perdón!
Love Exposure was always an overrated piece of shit.
>>222498502Did he? His "win" will bury the republican party for decades.
The baiting is strong today huh. If you don't teply they'll go away, you know.
>>222492808Skol looking good, looks like he lost some weight.
Cottafavi-bros? we won
>>222498999We want baiters in here, or else the threads are boring as fvck.I won.
>>222499072We always win.
hey girls
>>222499166There's just no way you aren't a pedophile lol
A few days ago, me and an autistic lit girl I talk to were discussing what romance novel she suggested I read. I joked that the pulpier romance novels were singlehandedly keeping the independent bookstores of the US in business because they were basically pornography for women, and that's why they filled up half their shelves. She was offended that I said that, and we didn't talk for the rest of the day, some time later she told me that I could sometimes be nieve in the way I communicated.I'm probably preaching to the choir here, but why can't women just own the fuck up to their own nature, and stop trying to be so damned coy about it? It would make them so much more tolerable to be around> and her suggested romance novel for me was Thomas Hardy's The Return of the Native
>>222499232oh crap, wrong thread kek
>>222499166That Phoebe Cates pool scene really did a number on boomers huh.
when will you learn this is better than everything you could ever do?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCrfiNsqFbk
>>222499226I don't see the sexual appeal of children.
>>222499543Weren't those girls in Fast Times at Ridgemont High like 15-16? They seem that age... that plus the story about you kissing a girl 10 years your minor last year (larp, but still), are extremely sus. And let's be real, you were the OG Brooke Shields poster. Yep, I think you are the pædo.
>>22249964716 is not a kid from a biological perspective.
Should I feel guilty that I like watching a lot of highbrow films rather than read a lot of novels?If I was trying to write a book, would the above-stated fact hurt my ability to write one?
Your top 3 Ghibli movies? Mine:>Kiki’s Delivery Service>Princess Mononoke>Spirited Away (maybe Kaguya, I'm not sure, need to rewatch both of them)
>>222499667I agree, it's a teenager, but very pædophilic reply nonetheless.
>>222499647he is trying to bait you again bro.
>>222499647Phoebe was 19 and JJL was 20 when the movie released. Even if they were that age they'd be adolescents and not children. I haven't seen Pretty Baby either because I don't want to see her nekkid at that age.
>>222499725>I haven't seen Pretty Baby either because I don't want to see her nekkid at that age.The movie is pretty good, who gives a fuck.
>>222499708No, man, it was normal for adult men to marry 16-year-olds back in the day, modernity is the one that made it taboo.
>pædoDon't write it like this, come on.
I find it so funny how much this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCrfiNsqFbk made an effect on your loser spirits, i can feel the fear thousands of miles away.
>>222499793Dude, fuck off already with your bullshit spam.
>>222499766Just like slavery and human sacrifice were normal back in the day... your point being?
>>222499793That thread where LH bullied you was funny
>>222499766I mean in the US child marriage is still legal in 33 states so... and 9 out of the 10 states with the highest rates of child marriage are Rapepublican states. Just move deep into MAGA country and you can get an underage wife without too much social scorn.Personally I wouldn't even date a teenager because of their immaturity.
>>222499880Those things were never "normal", they were practiced by very specific groups of people and were repulsive practices to everyone else.
>>222499890LH has been exposed as a fraud many times now... lil nigga moved into a bamboo shack in the deep south out of shame.
>>222499931Pretty much every ancient culture practiced both slavery and human sacrifice, but as civilizations advanced they realized how barbaric and retarded those things were, kinda the same with pædophilia. Even anatomically speaking, big dicks are not made to be inserted into children, it's obvious.
>>222499943I hope he gets summoned to verbally abuse you because you deserve it
>>222499967Again, we're not talking about children here, at 16-year-old a woman's body is already sexually mature, this is basic biology, science.
>>222499890the one where he and his incels reported me when i showed him a picture of me having dinner?
>>222499725>JJLDid you know she has a son named after Eric Rohmer As in he's literally named Rohmer, not EricThought that was kinda funny
>>222500003It was proven that you're larping as this Andre Alejandro whatever person and that it wasn't even you and you chimped out
>>222499990I've called for a caged deathmatch between him and me and he escapes it constantly, and I think that's enough for the fraudmaxxer allegations.>>222500002Yep, but still, the mind gap, power gap, and economy gap implicit in those pædophillic relationships guarantee that they're fucked up regardless.
>>222500081>a pedophile calling pedophilic relationships "fucked up"Weird
>>222500013Rohmer is an awesome first name. Imagine naming your son Jaeckin (Just Jaeckin of Emmanuelle fame)
>>222500112A pædo is the most equipped person to talk about pædophillic relationships.
>>222500153I know, figured you'd have all the insight
>>222500030So what lol? I’m getting him lots of views
>>222500176The pædo knows.
>>222498888It's good, just a tad too long
>>222500189He probably doesn't even know you+you're making it easier for me to dox you
>>222599998>>222599999>>222500000>>222500001
>>222500236Oh, shite.
>>222500236We go way back and I’m making you into a public example.
>>222500236>youAll of you*You think you can save Andre’s reputation? Everyone will think it’s him in the future lmao
>>222500327Oh, shite.
Cates was cute.
>>222500013Based as fuck, did not know this.
Watch "Bagdad Cafe"
>>222499072Radiance proving themselves real niggas once again
I was having this discussion with a friend, he said that he's interested in movies with topics he's familiar or interested in. I find the movies or the scenes that most appeal to me are the ones that I don't have much knowledge of or familiarity with, i find i'm sometimes on the edge of my seat when i'm watching someone go through some bureaucratic or operational process which by all means should be objectively boring but in a well directed movie that can really hook you
>>222501239>i find i'm sometimes on the edge of my seat when i'm watching someone go through some bureaucratic or operational process which by all means should be objectively boring but in a well directed movie that can really hook youYou should check out Chronovisor when you can.
>>222501024i actually paid for the subscription from them. theyre really the only one thats worth it, rarely do the miss
Fantasizing about kissing Vitti's back and shoulders.
>>222501361You're fantasizing about it I'm actually doing it We are not the same
>>222501239>i find I'm sometimes [...]Ever seen Le Dossier 51? It's about glowies surveilling a diplomat and it's filmed subjectively from the spies' point of view. Feel like you might get a kick out of that.
>>222501409>I'm actually doing itShe's dead.
>>222501490I told you we’re not the same didn’t I?
>>222496445Nepotistic sweetness incarnate, I smooch thee.*smooch*
>>222501313Catunc coded post.
>>222501490You're telling me that for the first time
>>222501714Definitely.
>>222501714Catunc is constantly going about his massive DVD collection but he refuses to actually post it. CURIOUS
>>222501239>i find i'm sometimes on the edge of my seat when i'm watching someone go through some bureaucratic or operational process which by all means should be objectively boring but in a well directed movie that can really hook youWatch Police, Adjective (2009).
Croatians drive everyone away
Browns pull everyone in
Brown tranny pedophiles smell bad and live in shacks and drive everyone away.
>>222502860>>222502937>>222502957Shut up.
>>222502991Fucking fecaloid.
>>222502957They pull everyone in, John Waters should make a documentary about them.
>>222503085The Retarded Brown Pedophile directed by John Waters.
>>222502991OK.
>>222503021>>222502991
>>222503109Epic movie.
Hairspray was pretty good
>>222503206Bald bitches.
IM MAEKIN DA NEW TREAD NOONE ELSE MAEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>222503206But it pales in comparison to The Retarded Brown Pedophile.
>>222503206A Dirty Shame makes me chuckle every time I think about the ending. I might have to check out the film he did in 2015. I'm close to finishing his filmography.
I need movies about brown tranny pædos (unironically).
>>222503249That one is too good.
RBP
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>>222476933>What makes you hate French cinema so much?Frenchmen.
bump of /film/
