Fearsome Oscar edition Previous >>222717418
>>222732125egg is icsh
....semoc eH
>George, my laddie! How are your books coming along?
TAOOBA
>>222732125>AI slopKek, Archie is a car head, not a gym rat
pick one, name the armor, the stats, the bonuses, and the requirements
why didn't the Westerosi collectively get together and genocide the Iron Islands? why didn't Aegon do the same? why didn't Robert do the same?
>>222732125So is this good or not. Is this the last season
>>222732386Tax reasons, genocided populations don't pay any
>>222729570Blacks are obsessed with muh bloodlines because that's all their failqueen has going for her, being the ancestor of actually great people (like 3 or 4 of them who isn't a weakling, a schizo or both).
>>222732271
>>222732367>NameYellowjacket>Stats18 Armour ClassRequired Proficiency: Heavy ArmourWeight: 20 kg(40 Ib)>BonusWhen you are hit by a foe within 2m (7ft), it might take 1d4 Bee Magic damageYou take 1 less Slashing damageDisadvantage on Stealth checks
>Bold Jon Roxton became enamored of the beautiful Lady Sharis Footly, the wife of the Lord of Tumbleton, and claimed her as a “prize of war.” When her lord husband protested, Ser Jon cut him nigh in two with Orphan-Maker, saying, “She can make widows too,” as he tore the gown from the weeping Lady Sharis.
>>222732689Brasso, noooooo
>>222732125any shirtless daeron?
>>222732393shirtless oscar is definitely good
>>222732803He's 17 you sick fuck!
>George makes a series about feudal society>actively ignores everything about different ranks of nobility, peerage, orders, merchants and burgers, free-men, serfs etc>instead he just has LORDS and SMALLFOLKThe term villain has it origins in the French vilain, those bound to and worked the land. You were automatically considered more evil just for being poor.
>>222732973>and burgersYou're not you when you're hungry
>>222732367Top right just change the goofy helm
>>222732125It is time, gothotddunk>What is your House?>What are your words?
>>222732973There are different ranks of nobility, with lesser lords, (normal) lords, and greater lords
>>222732973Religion and the church or also a non-factor for politics and everyday life. The fot7 only exists so that gurrm can pull an angry mob or rebellion out of his ass when the plot needs one.
>>222732973there are liege lords and lords paramount
Ser Twaenty of House Goodman could have snuck into Tumbleton, killed Ormund, freed Corlys and raped Kat all in one night.
Primal, ball-slapping sex with Ser Gwayne! Followed by tender loving care!
>>222732125ayo why this zoomer shirtless?
>>222732125>that dumbass broccoli hairstyle.
Sexual intercourse with mommy Jeyne Arryn
>Archie Barnes, the actor who plays Oscar Tully in House of the Dragon, is approximately 5 feet 5 ¾ inches (1.67 m) tall
>>222734574yea I can see itand he's 20 so he's not gonna grow anymore. poor lad
>>222734574
Jon Snow, the prince that was promised, is barely 5'9
>>222734615F
>>222732367Roxton > Maekar > Aegon > Baelor > Aerion > Aemon > Daeron > Daemon > being naked > Rhaenyra
>>222734659YJK
>>222732271I can't wait until GRRM dies, because one of two things will happen:>His last testament will be respected and all his notes and unfinished books destroyed.OR>You'll get several novels released by ghost authors within a couple of years of him dying.I wager the latter, because he has no children, like Terry Pratchett, to actually make sure what he wants is carried out.
>>222732689Patriot
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>be baratheons>founder of the house is literal half brother of the conqueror himself>family has no valyrian steel swordHow did this happen?
>>222734793You forgot the GOAT
>>222734867I think thats pretty accepted by everyone that ormund has the best armor in all asoiaf adaptations. His helmet is pretty bad tho
>>222732689lol f&b has so many cringe retcons
>>222734896how is that a retcon
>>222734892Except I think his shoulder pauldrons don't move. I mean these lamellar are fake and fixed.
>>222734865They were all out of swords at that time. The Targs themselves had only two, I think, and didn't know how to make more.
>>222734896GRRM did that to pretty much any Green that was interesting or redeemable in some way. Even took away Aegon’s paramour.
FUCK DANY
>>222733585You've never read these books.
>>222735187Daario...
>>222735187Jorah...
>>222735187Irry...
>>222734400Same but Ormund
>>222735187FORTY THOUSAND HORSES
My grandmother got pregnant at fourteen when she had sex with my grandfather who was twenty one :/Times were different :/I am not a product of creepiness :/Stop it :/
I hope the next season of D&E isn't as FUCKING BORING AND DUMB as season 1
>>222736006Your grandmother was a whore with a fat ass
Dis nigga is the descendent of pedos and molesters
>>222734916it's more interesting making the Greens are psychologically plausible hypocrites. GRRM just writes for shock value without thinking long-term and F&B is him indulging his worst excesses. ASoIaF is better for grey v grey not the ebil cartoons like Gregor and Ramsay.
>>222734892>ormund has the best armor in all asoiaf adaptationshis shoulder armour make zero sense. the plates should be nested inside each other from top to bottom not bottom to top.
Comfiest house?I'd say it's Mallister.>fertile lands technically in the riverlands, but tucked away in the northwest and so difficult to be attacked>access to the clean water of the Blue Fork>a center for trade>the Twins blocks any attacks from the north>ironborn are legitimately afraid of Seagard and have only attacked it once in 300 years>cool eagle sigil
>Rhaenyra took less swings than you did to behead a man
>>222736107Hightower
>>222736006im jealous
>>222736066>it's more interesting making the Greens are psychologically plausible hypocritesHuh?
>>222732268!on ,on ,oN
>>222736006My great grandpa sent his wife back to live with her parents until she "grew up" and "stopped crying."
>>222736118she had dark sister, daemon's valyrian steel sword, and ser rodrick had a fat neck
>>222736165She was using Jace's sword, not Dark Sister
>>222736165not dark sister
>>222732125TullyGODS look like THAT?!
>>222732125>>222736474Why do Tullys mog other houses so hard?
>>222736107Are Mallister the most chad of the Rivermen?
Who would win in a cage fight? Rhaenyra or Cersei?No weapons. Just hands and teeth.
>>222736616Rhaenyra.
Cersei. Next match. Margaery or Helaena?
>>222736616Cersei is too feral for Rhaenyra to handle.
>>222736613Canonically? Yes.
How many gorillas would it take to bring down one giant
>>222736577 >the look your Tully wife gives you before asking you build her a sept because "the weird trees creep her out"
>>222736649Marge wins easily.
Melisandre vs Alys Rivers
>>222736577>>222736723>POV: you already have six kids but your tully wife wants you to breed her again
>>222736745No magic? Mel whoops her ass. Shoves ash in her mouth and up her vag. R’hllor isn’t taking anything from a hippy.
>>222736779Mel relies on magic.
>>222734865Bastards get nothing
>>222736875Nah she can punch.
>>222736875She's stronger than an average woman. Cressen mistakes her for one of the knights when she helps him up from the floor.
>>222736107gotta be House Redwyne, the Arbor sounds like the most pleasant place to exist in the entire setting. even the lowliest peasants have idyllic lives
>>222733490>House Foryu>The Biggest Guys
>>222732973>evil just for being poorif you were good, god would bestow you with riches
>>222737012Too hot and exposed to ironborn attacks
Imagine how bad Criston smelled under all that armor. Was Rhaenyra just gross or something.
Why did Aegon IV try (and fail) to conquer Dorne?
>>222737131What does maester Kerwin has to do with it? :3
D-Do you have the webm with the hate fucking?
Peck's future wife is so beautiful
>>222732232luke is icsh
>>222737324pure valyrian
God I wanted to taste Jace’s pits so bad
>>222737173>Maesters had their uses, but Victarion had nothing but contempt for this Kerwin. With his smooth pink cheeks, soft hands, and brown curls, he looked more girlish than most girls. When first he came aboard the Iron Victory, he had a smirky little smile too, but one night off the Stepstones he had smiled at the wrong man, and Burton Humble had knocked out four of his teeth. Not long after that Kerwin had come creeping to the captain to complain that four of the crew had dragged him belowdecks and used him as a woman. "Here is how you put an end to that," Victarion had told him, slamming a dagger down on the table between them. Kerwin took the blade—too afraid to refuse it, the captain judged—but he had never used it>My hand is here," Victarion said. "Look all you like.">Maester Kerwin went down to one knee, the better to inspect the wound. He even sniffed at it, like a dog. "I will need to let the pus again. The color … lord Captain, the cut is not healing. It may be that I will need to take your hand." They had talked of this before. "If you take my hand, I will kill you. But first I will tie you over the rail and make the crew a gift of your arseMaesterbros...
>>222737398Pits, navel, bush, balls, taint, holeALL OF IT
>>222732125you now remember that Preston Jacobs is a muslim
>>222732481that Shelob is an insult to be compared to Stoya
>>222736066>t.CONdal>>222736154he likes that Alicent is a woman for Trump that preaches purity to Rhaenyra only to be a whore herself then finding the true way of punk rock and apologizing for Rhaenyrahe is a shill
>>222735990and their riders
>>222737553But he isn't?
>>222737553Preston glows in the dark. You can hit him with your car.
>>222732233Kit always with the stupid look on his face.
>>222737728anon...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlLkPQbhmJU
>here's your illustrated anniversary edition, bro! That'll be 50$.
>>222736177>>222736286Daemon handed her his sword.
>>222736613he makes Catelyn wet
Ormund was too cute to go reeeee
>>222737157hot brown women
>>222737765is that supposed to be daemon and rhaenyra with viserys on the left?
>>222737228whomst've?
>>222737793All memes and teams BS aside, Ormund was the most redeeming part of season 3 and was well-acted. If they're going to veer off-canon and also focus on the Greens as being the antagonists, it was a shame to kill off Ormund so soon (and in such a Burlington Bar manner).
>>222737809That's Jaime with Cersei, and the dead man is Tywin. He grew his hair after he died and wore a crown. Yes, they actually put this shit for sale.
>>222737809that's supposed to be Jaime and Cersei and Tywin on his bier.there was a whole scandal about AI art in one of the ASOIAF books.
>>222737793I’m still mad that they let the heckin’ reddit chunguses of Da Norf kill Ormund in such a retarded and cringe way.
>I’m still mad that they let the heckin’ reddit chunguses of Da Norf kill Ormund in such a retarded and cringe way.He’s still going lol
>>222737827the writing dropped off so hard after season 1it's no wonder the whole show was truncated to 8 episode seasons and only 4 seasons
dA nOaRf
>>222737833>>222737848jesus what a disaster, glad i didn't get that book>>222737873what happened to valyrian steel swords? isn't he supposed to have one?
>>222737899>and only 4 seasonstoo fucking long
>>222737859It was funny to see northerners turned into orcs tho
>>222737873>me when my bitch Tully wife asks to appoint another septa for our kids because "they behave too brutish"
>>222737946the fakest beard in the whole show kek
Never got the North = Reddit association when by all rights that association should belong to the Reach.The Maesters of the Citadel embody the fedora ripping Redditor crowd more than any other.
>>222737922>what happened to valyrian steel swords? idk>isn't he supposed to have one?yes
>>222737969oh sweet summer child...
>>222737980Maesters are LITERALLY fedora men
>>222737969they're the main character region and reddit cheers for them endlessly so they're reddit.there are more esoteric reasons but we'll stop at the obvious one.
The Reach is not reddit you fuck please kill yourself at once
Talented.
>>222736613>Cool sigil>Cool house words that acknowledge their superiority "Above the Rest">Winged helms are always /fa/ as fuck>Hate Ironniggers and dab on them>Cool as fuck costal fortressEasily the best Riverlands House.
>>222737949Is being married to a Tully a sentence worse than death? She might even turn into a revenant to burn down the rest of your legacy she already destroyed in life.
“Um ackchually the Others are just a myth and magic isn’t real probably idk” (he tried to be a wizard in his youth but got laughed at you see)-Archmaester Neckbeardicus
>>222737998The Reach is also the center of the Faith and chivalry, anon. Both things Reddit mocks. Plus: >>222738015
So how old are most Valyrian swords? Rather interesting that they look exactly like modern Westerosi swords which is an indication that absolutely nothing ever changes on Planetos.
The reach is tumblr.
>>222738068I'd eat a mile of shit to lick her asshole.
>someone tells me I'm a redditor
>>222738071The Citadel doesn’t give a fuck about the faith of the seven lmao. They’re basically the opposite of the Church irl. “We refuse to associate with religious people”. This is also incredibly unrealistic. The Church was a huge patron for the learned and it would have been far more believable if the Maesters were heavily into the Faith.
>>222738073Not in my Fanfiction chud. I make them alien and almost otherworldly
If showDaemon is so juiced up on muh prophecy muh old Valyira why didn't he kill the three strong boys himself and get his own kids further in line?
>>222738070>posts in Obsession threads>calls others neckbeardslel>>222738092Watching him beat Daemon's ass was based
>>222738114How does it make sense to kill rhaenyra’s children? Are you daft
>>222738114Cuckold Valyrian mentality.
>>222738127They're...
I think the maesters and the Citadel are bad worldbuildingIf they were integral to the Faith of the Seven it'd work, but a secular monasticism just doesn't seem grounded in anything and no one would ever take it seriously. Imagine you told every college professor that he had to give up his wife, children and last name. They'd laugh you out of the room and then go back to their research.
>>222738114Because he loves his wife-niece.
>>222738123But I’m the guy who posts “Obsession threads are funny” and then I leave the thread
>>222732233GODS THOSE WERE BETTER DAYS... LANCEL BRING ME MORE WINE
What the fuck were the maesters even doing for thousands of years since they only replaced pyromancers a few hundred years before the conquest.
>>222738098>>222738148>>222738178
>>222738092Sorry, Jon. But being a rapist is actually a very reddit male feminist sort of thing.
>>222738081smugfu...
>>222738193not with that haircut
>>222738178I like to think they were peers until something happened. It’s also fucking weird how the maesters haven’t sent any spies into the alchemists guild yet.
>>222738114her kids are Targaryen and Valyrian dragon riders. they pass.
The raw pursuit of knowledge in the past included religious assumptions. Religion was a form of understanding. Isaac Newton was a massive God thumper.
>>222738210They probably did since the Hightowers use wildfire.
>>222738146B-B-BAAAAHHHHHSTTAAAAAHHRRRDS!
Why do Olivia and Emma have such a large lesbian fanbase if they both love men and their cocks?
>>222738246The Hightowers keep it to themselves. They keep magical lore to themselves. The biggest patrons of the Maeaters are their own biggest hypocrites. Or it’s all on purpose to ensure a monopoly. That they even allow a Valyrian steel link for the study of the arcane is suspicious as is. That they demand all new students to try and light a magic candle is very fucking suspicious (you could argue it’s to prove that magic is dead and some forms of knowledge are forever unavailable, or you could argue they’re trying to find and oust the people who have a certain spark for such things).
That Nyra pussy must grip like crazy
Something happened to the Maesters that convinced them that magic and religion is no good, or evil. That magic likes pain and suffering and blood sacrifice is already pretty suspect.
In one of George’s original outlines for the Archmaesters, each one had their own glass candle.What does this tell you?
Why do Hess and Condal keep cutting their improvised romantic scenes?
>>222738345>What does this tell you?Just a cohencidence.
>>222738349They both admitted that they hate Daemon, also Hess is a jewish dyke.
>>222738375Who put those chuds in charge of GRRMs favorite characters in ASOIAF history?
>>222738148i have read this post before
>>222738349it's lazy emmy-bait in a bloated show
>>222738449I watch exclusively for targ incest
>>222738414Someone is triggered by the Citadel and spamming odd questions about it. I don't get their problem with educated western men keeping their knowledge from incestuous schizos that lost their homeland, but non-kosher centers of learning always seem to trigger their sort.
>>222738414Copy paste argument starter
>>222738468same
>>222737765people think this slop looks good?
>>222738148>look up Maester / Citadel backstory>Some Hightower kid during the Age of Heroes randomly starts inviting tons of scholars, priests and wizards to Oldtown because he's curious>After the kid dies his brother gives those people some land>This results in a organization foundational to Westerosi culturebravo GRRM
>>222737872He's right
>>222732125Which season of Hotd have the best twinks?
>>222738474And it's odd too since it's a known thing in-universe that maesters are too secretive. And that's how you get people like Qyburn or Marwyn.
>>222738513kino
>>222738474>only jews think a south america-sized continent having a single center of, never mind higher, just learning in general under the control of one single polity is terrible worldbuildingLol. I don't think the maesters would let you pass beneath the sphinxes.
What does Nyra puss taste like
>>222738634old Valyria
>>222738658I was thinking to myself earlier, like how crazy must Targ puss be. There's only a couple of them and they squeeze children out at an insane rate and somehow ensure the survival of their tiny little incestuous House that consists of brothers, sisters, cousins, etc
>>222738687it's pretty crazy
BAEMYRA
>>222738540Targs were either too weak or too dumb to take control of it or create their own institution. But it makes sense, evil can't create anything new but can only corrupt.
>>222738513Does this mean explicit magic was once a part of the maesters? What awful thing happened to make them shun woo woo? Or is this just another case of a modern day atheistic perspective being projected into a medieval world? >>222738622He’s changed his mind about it being the size of South America I think? Even then it’s weird that so many can conform to an organization continent-wide like that. You would think George would have written a lot more Citadel factions, political intrigue, etc, into the mix. There should at the very least be a very strong religious presence.
>>222738822>What awful thing happened to make them shun woo woo? they want the magic for themselves only
Remember when anon lectured me for saying 'inhuman beauty'.>literally in the appendix in GOT
George is a dreamer at heart and loves to make things big. Very big. He’s even said before that he regrets making the Wall so damn big. Compare Westerosi castles to irl ones. Our biggest ones are small by Westerosi standards.
>>222738845>Remember when anon lectured me for saying 'inhuman beauty'no we don't. link it.
>>222738845link the post, i want to laugh
>>222738845They used the word inhuman in the world book as well. The dragonlords were said to be inhumanly beautiful. Sorry I wasn’t there to defend you.
>>222738865>>222738864https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/222651536/#q222652682
>>222738862i'm pretty sure Harrenhal is made after that Templar castle in the middle east
Westeros: giant castlesEssos: giant cities
>>222738885kek i remember now
>>222738885Oh, that was it?Also, you linked the wrong post. That one is just a pic.You're the anon that can't spell ethereal?
>>222738918I shan't be changing the filename any longer.>>222738923Etherial is the version I use. Ethereal is the modern spelling and it's distasteful.
BABE KILLER
>>222738938 That fight was a cringe as fuck reference to Polanski's Macbeth vs Macduffhttps://youtu.be/1FBvR7rBMMM?si=9RkeuG66wbB0-85e&t=155
>>222738934makes you seem ESL, which explains the jeet-like rhaenyra spam
>Before the Doom of Valyria, maesters and archmaesters often traveled to the Freehold of Valyria, searching for answers to the many questions they had.So I’m assuming that Valyrian scholars mogged the Maesters and Yi-Ti when it came to knowledge and information? It’s also likely they didn’t let people in, going by the upper customs of Volantis.
>>222738938It was based as fuck watching Daemon get his ass kicked.
>>222738960How does using a lesser-known, romantic variation of a word make me seem ESL?
>>222738959How about you suck my Macnuts
Joffrey was giga based when it comes to treatment of his retarded mother.
>>222738975Seemingly (I'm not trying to bully you, anon, just pointing it out) misspelling a word while spamming the same pics/vids of some blown out hag over and over makes you seem like an Indian.
Valyrians were on the verge of making dragonglass television screens
>>222738971One of the most well-known Valyrian values is an unwavering commitment to education. Referred to as the “people of the book,” the Valryian community stands as one of the most highly educated in Essos. Remember the Free Cities are considered more developed than Westeros.>>222739016The electric Valyrian.
>>222739003Except it's not a misspelling.
>>222734803>I wager the latter, because he has no childrenthink the opposite..if he really wants all his shit burnt, he'll leave his wife the houses/shit ton of money, and leave the IPs to some lit charity w/ stipulations outlining exactly what he want's done or they dont get the money. kids are usually the ones that end up selling the family farm to live comfy despite it going against the dead parents wish
>>222738973Matt Smith doing funny faces in the final episode is a tradition now. Hope they keep this up in season 4
>>222739026Not comprehending basic English words (such as "seemingly") also contributes to the impression. Ease off the hag spam and snowflake filenames and you'll seem less Indian.
>>222739046Why can't I post my waifu on /got/?
>>222739061Too old
>>222739024>people of the book In reality this means you’re an abrahamic faggot
>>222738934In the show, is Rhaenyra still considered the most beautiful maiden in Westeros?
>>222739061It's fine to post her, it's just a lot of the threads have felt spammy lately. At least post a question or something as an excuse to post her pics. Are there other characters you like besides Rhaenyra and Daemon?
>>222739074My wife is 36 and still beautiful. Women age gracefully if they stay out of the sun and don't ruin their bodies with drugs and surgeries. Emma D'Arcy is a weird introverted person who will look great for many years to come. So, even though Emma turns 36 soon, there is an air of youth about them.>>222739096In the middle ages times, gaining some weight or whatever isn't considered bad like it is today. Most women royals back then were plump after 20.>>222739103Yes but they are all from GOT and that series is literally dead. Fire & Blood has hardly any likable characters. Aegon II is cool.
>>222739096>is a mother of five considered a maiden?
>>222739128I don't know, anon, these threads are usually pretty split between GoT and HotD (just depends on the time of day/night).Who do you like from GoT?
>>222732367Scale Mail +216 Armour Class + Dexterity modifier (max +2)Medium ArmourRequired Proficiency: Medium ArmourRarity: RareRarity: RareEnchantment: +2Weight: 12kg (24lb)Price: 480 gp
>>222739003>some blown out hag
>>222739143I was a big fan of Jorah Mormont way back in the day. I thought his story was one of the more interesting aspects of the books, and made Daenerys chapters somewhat tolerable to read. If we're just talking about books, the Ironborn are kino. WE NEED A MOTHERFUCKING JORAH POV CHAPTER
>>222739175Shoot, been a while since there was an authentic Jorah fan around here.People shut him down pretty hard over slavery. What do you think of it?
>>222739128>Fire & Blood has hardly any likable characters. Wrong. That one Targaryen princess who screamed at a black person for being black was adorable.
>>222738059>Left is vampire
>>222736127I can still hear that song
>>222739198he didn't use slaves. he just punished poachers creatively to satisfy his sexy whorewife.
>>222739033Not in the case of writers. Rhianna Pratchett was the outlier here and destroyed literally everything, including around a dozen unfinished novels.Brian Herbert is what usually happens.As to his wife, you do know they're only technically married, right? He married her in order to let her use his insurance. There's no romantic relationship there.
>>222739198>People shut him down pretty hard over slavery. What do you think of it?I like that romantic sadness to his character. That he is a slave to women and and hapless lover. That he would sacrifice his status and lordship just to satisfy the whims of a woman. And how it transfers later on to his story with Dany. To me the poacher thing wasn't all that bad. Ned Stark is literally one of the biggest retards in the book, and Jorah was right to run away instead of facing whatever consequences that moron had in store for him. He should have taken Longclaw tho.
>>222734916The dance was written in parts, firstly with The Princess and The Queen, and later with The Rogue Prince.These were fused and expanded in F&B, changing some things. For instance, in the original version Roxton doesn't do anything evil and comes across just as a badass knight, all the nasty shit he does comes from F&B
>>222732125He doesn't look like that.
>>222738973In both novel and show Daemon loses every single duel against an actual trained knight.
>>222739268>all the nasty shit he does comes from F&Ball Mushroom additions
>>222734865its simply dogshit ass writing that Lannisters and Baratheons don't have one but random ass bum houses do
>>222739276>In both novel and show Daemon loses every single duel against an actual trained knight.He defeated a Braavosi master in single combat IIRC. He won a lot of duels against people, killed the Crab Feeder in single combat, ETC ETC. The Crab Feeder is worth 10 Andal knights.
>>222739298>He defeated a Braavosi master in single combat IIRCwhat? you mean the kid that was betrothed to the Seasnake's daughter whose father was ousted from power?>The Crab Feeder is worth 10 Andal knights.lollmao
>>222739359People forget the Crab Feeder was a fully armored tyrant instead of that decrepit looking freak who portrayed him in the show.
>>222739388he didn't have a Valyrian sword
>>222739096She's fat and overshadowed by her stepmother who is 10 years older than her and still beautiful
Which female character in a song of ice and fire canonically has the best ass?
>>222739218lol>>222739234He tried to sell poachers into slavery, which is illegal and immoral in Westeros, and it seems to be the main reason anons don't like him.>>222739251I think it speaks to Jorah's honour that he left Longclaw behind.
>>222739298>Braavosikek
>>222739438>t.maester
>>222739454middle-aged Rhaenyra has a fatty
>>222739438in the show, anon
>>222738845>>222738885you may not believe this but that poster was me and I wasn't "lecturing" you per se, just saying the phrasing looks odd, and even in that picture it's not really meant to be a compliment I'd say, like saying someone has "inhuman" beauty sounds like a backhanded compliment to me
>>222739454Missandei
>>222739438True. Both Alicent actresses mogged the Rhaeynra actresses hard.
>>222739516Inhuman and strange can be beautifully in its own way. I like weird looking women myself IRL. Why would anyone want to shack up with a bland Stacy that literally looks 3D printed for the masses? I have a type. That applies to all women, white, asian, etc. I like big defined skulls and exaggerated facial features.
>>222739516good point
>>222739246>As to his wife, you do know they're only technically married, right?yeah, that's why i think he leaves her houses/cash and not his life's work. easier to enforce his wishes if ASOIAF goes into a trust given to some charity than hoping your sweetie pie doesn't sell it off piece meal after you die
>>222739549I mean I don't even disagree and "inhuman beauty" can absolutely be a compliment but it sounds weird without context and can easily be a negative too
>>222739549Emma is classically beautiful and has a kinose
>>222732367kingsguard lineup
>>222737833>>222737848why the fuck is tywin wearing a crown
>>222737873Loop the part where he's tapping his fingers
>bran on screenmy god it's so dull
anyone else watched this guy's videos? best ASOIAF content i have seen in a while, even if mostly carried by the editing
Does your favorite character have his own book written about him? Yeah didnt think so
haven't watched the series past s3 but also read what's out of the books. should i watch dunk
>>222739783if you don't have anything else to watch or do, sure.
Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Btw, since /lit/ is now dead are all the faggots coming here?
>>222739715Yea you need to stop begging though its off-putting. Get a job. Otherwise super good.
Did this general ever theorize what's Jon's real name given to him by his loving mother?
The screenplay for HOTD is really bad and written by inexperienced women. It’s lacking for nuanced scenes like The Hound randomly asking for water and wine during the middle of a battle:https://youtube.com/shorts/RZuHSbXj72w?si=zni5gZlmUmb8LlzS
>>222737157>Your wife, Daeron... UGLY as a dog.
>>222739783yeah
>>222739921CUTE.
>>222738146Too soon
>we have to wait 2 years for season 4. and then it's over... sad.
>>222740023cute nonbinary boy
>>222740023She should go back to being girly.
>>222739821How is /lit/ dead?We are maybe a little slow waiting for December for the latest sando masterpiece to dropAnd also as long as >Truth Shines/lit/ will never die
>>222740063>>222740063>How is /lit/ dead?100 posts per day, 99 of them are schizos.
>>222740023It’s not over after that, rhaenyras death will still be memed for years to come
>>222739885I can only hope everyone involved never works again
>>222740096I really like her. I didn't like her in season 1, but now I see she's one of the best things about the show, which is pretty mediocre all things considered.
>>222738146BASTAAAAARRRDDSSS
>>222740075That's honestly a bit sad, can't say it's not been coming though. I was a regular at /sffg/ a couple of years ago, and even then it was slow. Outer /lit/ was super slow in those days as well, with little engagement. Most just migrated to other boards I suppose
>>222734803You forgot the third and sadly most likely option>years long legal battle for the rights with nothing getting published until it resolves
>>222739295lannisters did, tho
>>222740137>house strong coat of arms kek, why did she fucked a first man?
Please stop bullying her for finding love in a loveless marriage. She loved Nuncle and couldn't have him. Nobody bullies Lyanna for her Helensque behavior.
I think Rhaenyra was just racist and didn't want to bang a black Velaryon
>>222739885that's from gurm> Ser Mandon Moore moved to Tyrion’s side, immaculate in his enameled white plate. “The King’s Hand commands you.”> “Bugger the King’s Hand.” Where the Hound’s face was not sticky with blood, it was pale as milk. “Someone bring me a drink.” A gold cloak officer handed him a cup. Clegane took swallow, spit it out, flung the cup away. “Water? Fuck your water. Bring me wine.”
why did this nigga kill all his bloodlines and relatives for seemingly no reason
>>222740535incel
>>222740535>first men are evil And the sky is blue
>>222740535he wants all the feet to himself
>>222740535It put Harrenhal on the table.
Is Fire and Blood good?It's the only book I haven't read yet
>>222740368n'yra
Larys can have Harrenhal. All I want is a 2nd trimester Nyra.>>222740592No it kinda sucks. They should have hired Guy Gavriel Kay to write it but they got some niggers nobody knows.
>>222739885might as well post the rest>“Form up,” he shouted as he leapt to the ground. The gate moved under the impact of another blow. “Who commands here? You’re going out.”> “No.” A shadow detached itself from the shadow of the wall, to become a tall man in dark grey armor. Sandor Clegane wrenched off his helm with both hands and let it fall to the ground. The steel was scorched and dented, the left ear of the snarling hound sheared off. A gash above one eye had sent a wash of blood down across the Hound’s old burn scars, masking half his face.> “Yes.” Tyrion faced him.> Clegane’s breath came ragged. “Bugger that. And you.”> A sellsword stepped up beside him. “We been out. Three times. Half our men are killed or hurt. Wildfire bursting all around us, horses screaming like men and men like horses—”> “Did you think we hired you to fight in a tourney? Shall I bring you a nice iced milk and a bowl of raspberries? No? Then get on your fucking horse. You too, dog.”> The blood on Clegane’s face glistened red, but his eyes showed white. He drew his longsword.> He is afraid, Tyrion realized, shocked. The Hound is frightened. He tried to explain their need. “They’ve taken a ram to the gate, you can hear them, we need to disperse them—”> “Open the gates. When they rush inside, surround them and kill them.” The Hound thrust the point of his longsword into the ground and leaned upon the pommel, swaying. “I’ve lost half my men. Horse as well. I’m not taking more into that fire.”> Ser Mandon Moore moved to Tyrion’s side, immaculate in his enameled white plate. “The King’s Hand commands you.”then >>222740430
>>222740023>a girl who looks like a boy who looks like a girlbest trope?
>>222740568That's what the show set up but it seems like he actually doesn't give a shit about Alicent despite saying he was her greatest ally
>>222740661he found better feet
>>222739885love him so much
>>222740686migrate whenever, no rush.
>>222736745Alys sets the bats on Mel. Mel has no immunity and dies of covid or another of the many deceases that bats carry.
