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That woman isn’t very attractive, I think the kids use the term “mid”
>>222740729Gods I love her though.
That woman is incredibly attractive, I think most would bend the knee just to curry favor
>>222740729she's 8/10 at least
>>222740751hip to waist ratio fertile asf
>>222740686n'yra
>>222740751
>>222740686Can she be considered an English rose?
>>222740729>womanShe's non-binary
>*teaches your kids some boarnish*
>>222740802>thick eyelids
>>222740686She looks like she thinks about penis a LOT.
>>222740810
>>222740824bruh
GODS THE TARGARYENS WERE BEAUTIFUL THEN
>>222740729>That woman isn’t very attractivemore attractive than 95% of all women on the planet
>>222740865post the one where she grabs Baela and tells her she's insolent.but crop it for a closeup on RhaeRhae.
>>222740872Okay, don't exaggerate. More like 99.8% of all women on the planet.
>>222740872If you like men maybe
>>222740893
Helped defend all the sieges to powerlevel my character. Going to bounce around tournaments a bit more and then I think I'm going to head to the disputed lands and sell my sword for a while. I'll need to build up a pretty ridiculous amount of money to go recruit all the best companions. Want to avoid the really broken shit in this mod like giants and dragons because they really trivialize everything.
>>222740956She's racist af
>>222740956NYRA NOOOOOOO
>>222740729None of the women in this show are attractive. It’s catered to the tranny gaze
>>222741037The three leads are beautiful. You sound gay as fuck lol
Have you at last come to consummate our marriage? The Vale’s sheep might be willing, even if I’m not. Our sheep are prettier, after all.I knew you couldn’t finish. Craven!
>>222740686>Slice of life AU editionI hate that shit on AO3. >Le Stannis is the school principal>Le Margaery is a popular, yet kind girl>Le Sansa is a freshmen out of water
>>222740956i edited her out
>>222741054kek.
>>222741059anon why are you looking for au fanfics on ao3
>>222741076Not him, but you act like we get any content from GRRM. Fanfiction is the new canon.
>>222741054god I love bimbos
>>222741048There are two female leads, you just called a man beautiful because you are gay
>>222741048'Nyra, Alicent, and?
>>222741076I'm not. I sort like >A_Song_of_Ice_and_Fire_(fandom)>Large_CockThe large cock tag is getting close to useless, but that's a separate story.
>>222741103Phia. But shes dead now. SOOO anyway.
>>222741091fucking faggot
>>222741059Actual slice of life within the setting can be interesting but yeah modern AUs suck.
>>222741111
>>222741115she's a non-character
>>222739715>The truth is that Aegon really is a Targaryen and a LOT of people in Westeros actually know he's coming to conquer the kingdom again like Aegon I, while Viserys and Dany were always meant as a side-piece in the board>two of these people were Stannis and Renly, and while the first went to war to press his de jure claim on the throne just so that he can have enough legitimacy and holdings to parlay with Aegon, bend the knee and secure some nice titles under the new regime, Renly really believes that he, the Tyrells and some other allies can defeated the exiled King in the innevitable war>another one to know about Aegon V was Mance Rayder, thus the reason behind him proclaiming himself King Beyond the Wall, assembling a strong army and invading the wall was to secure enough legitimacy to parlay with the exiled King, bend the knee and settle his people in The Gift>anothe one to know about Aegon V was Littlefinger, and the only reason why he wanted Harrenhal was not because he needed the title to marry Lisa Tully since she was going to marry him either way, but because Harrenhal holds a pivot diplomatic significance in Westerosi politics. He wants to make Robin the King of the Vale before he dies so that he can have enough legitimacy to parlay with Aegon, bend the knee and secure a key position under the new regime.>the game of thrones is literally a game to get as many thrones as possible to have something to negociate in the coming Battle of Wind and the upcoming new Targaryen dynasty This is too high brain for me, and I don't really like how it turns out everyone is actually a master schemer who's fooling the POV characters and readers at the same time, and that Balon was actually the only retarded King in this war
We light the way
>>222740686lovely boy
I've asked this before but let's see if you fags can be consistentWhich real life language is closest to high valyrian?
>>222741182>We light the wayFor whom?
>>222740872>95% of all women on the planetMaybe but I'm skeptical and the billions of brownoids would be the only reason,among white women she's top 20% at best and even some non-whites are better looking Her nose is the biggest problem,for some reason every time I see her profile I think of Dante it's not even the same kind of ugly nose but I can't help it lol
>>222741207Latin.
>>222741154that youtuber is on the highest of grades of copium or he's just spouting bullshit trying to start a channel
What did the Hightowers call themselves before they built the High Tower
Do you think Robb regretted his choice when he saw her?
>>222741228The Oldtowns
>>222741182What does a queen taste like?
>>222741233Robb is an honorable dude he was not thinking about which broad is the hottest
>>222741221she has an upward turned nose. very womanly amd erotic and nothing like your pic.
>>222741254Robb was mostly thinking>Huh, I wonder where my wife who's the daughter of a lord loyal to the Lannisters is, convenient that she's not here at this gathering that's definitely not a trap
House Targaryen, We Point the Way (with our noses)
Primal, ball-slapping sex with Ser Gwayne! Followed by tender loving care!
if /tv/ had a house what would be the motto
>>222741215For Westeros itself. Hence their institutions. Citadel for knowledge. Starry Sept for Faith. Even commerce in Oldtown.
>>222741291I'm almost seriously considering her prettier than Dany.
>>222741315We Do Not Date
>>222741315Although We Do Despise All Women
>>222741332>Emilia Clarke: 5'1>Emma: 5'8Is it not obvious? To be that tall and still so beautiful is a rare gift.
>>222741207In what way? Like, linguistically? Or for the role it plays in the setting?
>>222741332>>222741351Dany brutally mogs this bitch
>>222741315We like mudkipz
>>222741387jeeta
>>222741228Ahai-tower
>>222741387It's over dude, let it go. Emilia is only a few years older than Emma and looks 20 years her senior.
>>222741223Pretty much all asoaif youtubers are knowingly making shit up and passing it off as "theories" and have been for years because there the well of actual plausible theories ran dry long ago and it's not like a book is ever gonna come out and prove their nonsense wrongGuys like david lightbringer and micheal talks about stuff are so far gone in building far fetched theories on top of all their previous far fetched theories their are basically writing fan fiction of a fanfiction of a fancition I can only respect Preston for openly writing a fanfic instead of making new ridiculous theories
It's so funny to me that Ormund and Daemon are in laws
>>222741250Salty bags of milky sandy coins.
>>222741315Off the table
>>222741261>it's not even the same kind of ugly nose>NoThInG LiKE YoUr PiCI acknowledge that in the post genius but it's not erotic it's big and slightly crooked
>>222741489>The dance ends with Old town untouched>Ormunds 2nd son marries Daemons daughter>Rogare bank collapses which leads to the founding of Oldtown bankUhh House Hightower keeps on winning?
>>222741154The reason this theory is wrong is because it centers one singular character on vastly different POVs that have their own little autistic reasonings for doing what they're doing. Whilst it is possible some of these characters might want to include themselves in a possible Targaryen restoration. They would do this out of necessity. Not plan. Aegon V also has no power to actually push this. He would be forced to accept these kingdoms into the realm regardless if they randomly declare independence or not. I'm not sure why he thinks all these realms will become free only to gain imaginary parlay favor and join back lmao
>>222741525ngl, i didn't finish your post. sorryher nose is very erotic
>>222741554This is why people talk about the maester conspiracy. Basically House Hightower sent a second son in Otto to infiltrate the Crown and start a civil war to reduce crown power. It didn't work perfectly because the Greens lost their claimants. But the second part did work. So I wouldn't say Hightowers won. But they didn't lose either
>>222741351>>Emma: 5'8fuck. i never stood a chance.
>>222741613By 2028 Emma posting will be wholly accepted on /got/ as a common and respected practice.
>>222741633back to the manlet pit!
>>222741639She looks like a lesbian
>>222741421Just ahai at first (means snow), then ahai-tower once they built the tower, and then Hightower after a few hundred or thousand years
>>222741182This whore isn't Hightower.
>>222741648Her skull and cartilage is literally a work of art, handcrafted by the gods.
>>222741665What is she then
>>222741665>he doesn't know
>>222741648I mean that kind of makes sense, she is right?
>>222741700There is no evidence of her ever been in a relationship with a woman in real life.
>>222741678She’s a Hoare
>>222741713Curious. That goes for me too.
My home
>>222741722Damn she owns all that land?
>>222741620Ehh depends on how you see it, House Velaryon were obviously power hungry too to the point of almost becoming a family of dragonriders.For some reason this part completely flew over the head of these moronic show writers.
>no HOTD for 2 years
>>222741817Oh definitely. The maester conspiracy is retarded. And I don't believe it personally. Otto is just a random second son who did as any patriot of his house and tried to get influence. The Lord of Oldtown, his brother, didn't minmax feudalism.
>>222741713And there's no evidence of Tom Cruise ever having been in a relationship with a dude, but we all know
>>222741841NTA but I think the maester conspiracy is real, it's not as extreme as some people think and House Hightower wasn't in on it. IMO it was literally just a plot between the Faith and the Citadel to get rid of the dragons.
>>222741817Velaryons got raped really hard by the Dance and never really recovered, while the Hightowers were basically untouched. Shouldn't have backed a usurper.
>>222741054Oh my god this legend did more
>>222741794Ironborn controlled riverlands sound way more interesting as a kingdom than the boring tully riverlands we get in the main series
>>222741895I fucking love bimbos
Do you think anyone ever told Joffrey that he's named after his 'father's' former gay lover?
>>222741154i made that post, and yeah i agree that it's 99% wrong, but it's still a convoluted theory that makes the story more complex and makes you wish it was real even if it's clearly not, kinda like old Preston theoriesbesides, as i said, the editing is simply too good
>>222741873The problem is that it was out of their control then. If the Hightowers aren't in on it what exactly was their conspiracy? Wait and see?
>>222741817This is also why I say that ultimately the Blacks were more dangerous to continuation of the Targaryen rule than the Green.The Targaryan exceptionalism ultimately stems from them being a dragon rider family. Meanwhile House Velaryon is obviously in the process of becoming a family of dragonriders and not to mention the whole Dragonseeds being a disaster waiting to happen.According to the showriters Corlys has absolutely no ambitions whatsoever of his own when tried to pimp out his daughter to Viserys, got pissed and allied himself with Daemon and his self proclaimed Kingdom of the Stepstones and crowned him not Lord, Prince etc but KING a independent ruler.
>>222741923Probably not. The Strong gays are so gay they'd likely take any opportunity or excuse to indulge.
Sex with Daeron the...?
FOR MY WIFES SON WHOS NAMED AFTER HER GAY EX HUSBANDS LOVER (Watches rhaenyra and mysaria scissor from the cuck chair)
>>222741980what makes people type retarded shit like this
>>222741980On his cuck throne. Not even once thinking about how much better his life would be as a Runestone legend who fucks his fat arsed First Men wife all day
>>222741980>>222742005STRAPPED IN
>>222741817>>222741960In a weird way, the Dance was almost good for the realm. The Targaryens were basically on the verge of losing control of the dragons. Not only because of the Velaryons, but also because the Strong boys make it obvious that you don't even have to be full Valyrian to ride a dragon. Like you said, the Dragonseeds are a disaster waiting to happen, it's only a matter of time before some bastard on Dragonstone or in King's Landing with nothing to lose sneaks in and gets his hands on an unclaimed dragon.
Daemon could have created his own Royce branch of Dragon riders. Get a free lordship. And basically create his own brood of Valyrian looking royces all flying dragons. He could have carved out his own Kingdom in the Vale eventually.
>>222742034>Daemon could have started a civil war that was different than the civil war he previously started and different from the civil war he ended up fightingYeah great plan. Although I have to admit, the idea of a kingdom of dragonriders ruling from the Eyrie is pretty sick. Would be an absolutely amazing fortress, literally no way to assault it without dragons yourself and you have infinite resupply via your own dragons.
>>222741873I think the Hightowers were in on it. They rightfully saw the Targaryens as an abomination needing to be purged from Westeros but in their ancient prophecy it’s said that if they took up arms against the dragon they would be destroyed, so they used subtle non-combative tactics to weaken the targ dynasty over time to get around the prophecy
>>222741960Also here is the Coat of arms the Greens rallied under during the Dance, another detail the show writers got filtered by.
>>222742072Rhea could likely get like ten kids. If Daemon plays the long game, and has all of them get dragons you never know. The idea of Arryns being wardens and liege lords would get more ridiculous every day. Daemon could threaten war if they didn't comply with elevating the Royces. Viserys would definitely fold, ain't no way he would risk fighting his brother and his dragon army
>>222741971Did he die without actually doing anything?
Daemon chose tight pure-blood Nyra cunny over lordship. Greencels can't comprehend
>>222741154>Stannis is a fraudhow original
>>222741215Blacks
>>222742256>pure blood>arryn mother Rhaenyra the Andal, descendent of Hugor of the Hill and the falcon knight, bane of the first men of the mountain and vale
>>222742334shit couple
>Married a Arryn>Wasn't exactly a fan of incest tradition>If raising bastards isn't bad and irresponsible enough>Rhaenyra ends up marrying his brother Daemon which Viserys would have most likely had his brother executed for if he knew>Almost like a final "rebellious" fuck you to her fatherFunny how these things completely fly over people's heads
cant wait for tonights episode
How many of these have been ruined for you?
>Vigilance's hilt is a little High TowerCUTE
>>222742457>>Wasn't exactly a fan of incest tradition?
>>222740686I want to hold this they-person. I would simply apologize for my dick being very hard.
>>222740872>>222740898You delusional faggots hahahaha
>>222742531I really like Lamentation. I just think the name is cool and I imagine it have some neat bronze on it. Would be cool to see the Celtigar axe as well.
I suspect it’s not a straight man that is attracted to rhaenyra in the “I want to have sex with her” sense doing all the spamming, but a mannish tranny who sees themselves in rhaenyra and gets exited about gender non binary stuff. Just my hunch
>>222742511missing our hero
>>222742551Cousin fucking didn't even count as incest in feudal societies. Had he been some Valyrian supremacist he would have shagged his sister. His father made sure not to piss off the faith and be sure that they don't rebel again.
>Ormund good enough fighter to fuck up Roddy easily>A bit of blood on his face completely stunlocks himWhy didn't that dipshit wear a helmet to cover his face? How does the smell of a smelly messenger require him to pull out his smelling salts yet but not the smell of a burning corpse?
>>222742452Cutest couple!
>>222742511Daemon should be this basedjak, he literally makes that face
>>222741666Which gods, Khorne and Nurgle?
>>222742684Because it was just a gag to make him look pathetic when he shit talks Rhaenyra being a squeamish woman when throws up over some blood before he dies a humiliating death
Baby announcement when?
>>222741154What does Egg have anything to do with this...
>>222741037Alicent, pre-timeskip Alicent, pre-timeskip Rhaenyra, Mysaria, Alysanne Blackwood and Jeyne Arryn are all attractive.
>>222742789They really did his character dirty in the show. In the books at least he kept the kingdom running as Prince Regent and burned rivermen to crisps. In the show he basically destroyed the Greens war effort.
>>222742842I won’t lie, they are some handsome women. Not hot though
>>222741438Unlike Emma she looked pretty once. She still does but she used to too.
>>222742854Yeah well the greens are mean and evil chud, get over it.
>>222742854I wanted to see vhagar terrorizing the country side like a horror movie Guess they didn’t have the budget
>>222742854>Supposed to be the tactical genius >Greens are already down 1 dragon rider due to Haelenas trauma>Oh I know i'll try to kill my brother No really what the fuck was he thinking?
>>222742684He should've gone for the killing shot instead of cutting off Roddy's arm. His sadism doomed him.
>>222742895Sorry, we need more scenes of Mysaria babbling incomprehensibly and Rhaenyra whining.
>>222741138She's a yes-character.
>>222742684>not the smell of a burning corpse?I forgot about that, He's not that far from the burning body but he's able to stand there to pose evilly even as it likely began to smell, but then starts puking his guts out over the fake Baratheon soldiers and nearly hurling at Roddy's blood.
>>222742511>>222742511>Rhaenyra>Daemon>Corlys and Rhaenys>Ormund>Alicent>Cole>Aemond>Daemon's daughters>The lads for both cutting most of them and Oscar sucks>Daeron>Roddy>Helaena>Hull Brothers>Lady Misery>Blood and Cheese>Orwyle>Aegon's kids because they removed MaelorThey fucked up most of them or removed them.
>Shat his pants when he thought he might have to fight Criston>Didn't even support Daemons and Rodericks advance on Tumbleton>Just stood like a fucking retard the entire battle while Ulf starting burning everyoneAll talk no action
>>222742684Don’t try to find logic in it. He was sexist and homophobic, so they did whatever they had to do to humiliate him.
>>222742750Kek!
>>222742684It’s based off Himmler supposedly being disgusted by the sight of blood.
>>222743131Not only that they tried to force a meme.
>>222743260American liberals really are quite something.
>>222743105>goes on tangent about bones What the fuck was he talking about
>>222743306I made that up but they unironically did compare the Hightowers occupying Tumbleton to the fall of France in WW2
>>222742684Northmen smell that bad.
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222740729They look like Hunter Schafer
>>222740608Should've posted the rest of the rest:>He is dead on his feet. Tyrion could see it now. The wound, the fire . . . he's done, I need to find someone else, but who? Ser Mandon? He looked at the men and knew it would not do. Clegane's fear had shaken them. Without a leader, they would refuse as well, and Ser Mandon... a dangerous man, Jaime said, yes, but not a man other men would follow.>In the distance Tyrion heard another great crash. Above the walls, the darkening sky was awash with sheets of green and orange light. How long could the gate hold?>This is madness, he thought, but sooner madness than defeat. Defeat is death and shame. "Very well, I'll lead the sortie.">If he thought that would shame the Hound back to valor, he was wrong. Clegane only laughed. "You?">Tyrion could see the disbelief on their faces. "Me. Ser Mandon, you'll bear the king's banner. Pod, my helm." The boy ran to obey. The Hound leaned on that notched and blood-streaked sword and looked at him with those wide white eyes. Ser Mandon helped Tyrion mount up again. "Form up!" he shouted.>His big red stallion wore crinet and chamfron. Crimson silk draped his hindquarters, over a coat of mail. The high saddle was gilded. Podrik Payne handed up helm and shield, heavy oak emblazoned with a golden hand on red, surrounded by small golden lions. He walked his horse in a circle, looking at the little force of men. Only a handful had responded to his command, no more than twenty. They sat their horses with eyes as white as the Hound's.
>>222741223>>222741469I enjoy theory videos but they are fanfics like “what if _ won” videos rather than actual speculation that should be taken seriously.
>Greens hiding behind children>Blacks killing them anywayIt's like Hama's and the IDF lmao
>>222743502It fits since the Blacks are Jews
>>222743502>Ormund is a stand for Nazi Germany>Despite fighting against a guy who has Valyrian supremacist views, is obsessed with recreating some "Ancient Glorious Valyria", is confirmed planning a expansionist war against Essos, spits on the local customs, traditions and faith of WesterosLIke I said earlier American liberals really are something,
>>222743619It's notable how succinct Tyrion's speech is compared to the show.>He looked contemptuously at the others, the knights and sellswords who had ridden with Clegane. "They say I'm half a man," he said. "What does that make the lot of you?">That shamed them well enough. A knight mounted, helmetless, and rode to join the others. A pair of sellswords followed. Then more. The King's Gate shuddered again. In a few moments the size of Tyrion's command had doubled. He had them trapped. >"You won't hear me shout out Joffrey's name," he told them. "You won't hear me yell for Casterly Rock either. This is your city Stannis means to sack, and that's your gate he's bringing down. So come with me and kill the son of a bitch!" Tyrion unsheathed his axe, wheeled the stallion around, and trotted toward the sally port. He thought they were following, but never dared to look.
>>222743685The average black fag is anti-racist and pro women but also believes in Valyrian supremacy and undying loyalty to what the king says.
>>222743764That’s the power of Aryan aesthetic
i just watched obsession and i'm still rattled. i'm hoping comfy /got/hotd/dunk/ can calm me down
>>222741971Realm's Delight.
>>222743760Forgot a line.>He had them trapped. If I fight, they must do the same, or they are less than dwarfs.
>>222743764Pretty consistent with the ideology of the tribeAnything to weaken western men
>>222743832Well, yes. They're Jewish coded according to GRRM.>Imagine a powerful dynasty exiled from its land by foreign usurpers, sent to be destitute, vulnerable, and poor in faraway areas. The once powerful is cast out, taken advantage of, imprisoned, raped, defiled, and shamed by powerful actors on the foreign scene. Yet somehow, the inheritor of this dynasty eventually assembles a following based on noble (yet sometimes naïve) actions, assembles strong allies, builds a powerful army, gains a lot of money, and sets off to take back what is hers. This is the story of Daenerys Targaryen, who arrives in Westeros to destroy the Lannisters and take back the Iron Throne. In doing so, despite Westeros being her ancestral land, she is labeled as a foreigner by those in power. She also faces harsh criticism for sometimes using a heavy hand to win battles or defeat her enemies, because her allies expect better (perhaps the impossible) from her. This is also the story of the Jewish people. Exiled, mostly, by the Romans from our native land, only to have various empires colonize and occupy it, portraying the Jews as foreigners with no claim to it despite all evidence to the contrary. there's a poetry to it
>>222741991Plot of the House of Dragon.
>>222743879>the Nazi Hightowers successfully genocide the jewgaryens and get away with it I’m LIVID, fuck you george you CANT DO THIS YOURE LETTING THE CHUDS WIN IN MY ESCAPIST FANTASY??!!!!
>>222743961I thought the greens lose
>>222743760The lack of budget made this battle pretty claustrophobic in the show. But it did sell the desperation, seeing how ill-equipped men under Tyrion's command were. And they fought well unlike Lord of the Rings where PJ opted to portray Gondor soldiers as incompetent to heighten the stakes and all their fine armor amounted to nothing, a cardboard.
>>222743985Only in the deranged coping minds of blacktrannies
>>222743985Targtowers lose but wipe out most of the Blacks. Hightowers survive.
>>222744049>>222744060Greens still lose tho right?Rhaenyra’s son becomes king
>>222744191>so buckbroken by Aegon II he ended up destroying Targaryan exceptionalism
>>222744208He still becomes king
>Daeron will never be your squire who kneels before you for his knighting ceremonyWhy even live?
I still don't understand why Bobby FatFuck went around and father a bunch of bastards when he had prime Cersei ready and willing in his bed
>>222744222King in name only, he was a puppet.
>>222744257His brother was king too
>>222744284How many queens?
>>222744284And that lead to Aegon the Unworthy so not that great
>>222744318Two
>>222744359I don't see a problem.
>>222744359Still won
>>222744359Sounds like you have Aegon Derangement Syndrome Greens lostDorne lostThe radical maesters lostHightowers lostYou lost
why does Alicent still have nearly one hour of screentime in s3? she's barely a faction player let alone character at this point
>>222744484Humiliation ritual.
sex with first appearance book arya
>>222744507I heard prison is unkind to your kind
>>222744191As Aegon IIs heir lmaoRhaenyra is remembered as usurper and Aegon as the official heir and king
>>222744540I hear this isn't a healthy board for normies
>>222744191>thoTranny dogwhistle. Icsh faggot used it as well.
>>222744484If at least there was more to her other than that stupid face she keeps making and kinslaying.Oh right in season 2 she took a swim
They cut the best scene of the dance...
Sure Aerys burned whatever lords disobeyed him, but I’ve never heard people recall the time he stabbed the High Septon to death inside a sept before screaming in Valyrian about how his reign was prophesied two hundred years ago.
>>222744484Olivia Cooke ain’t cheap.
>>222743985>>222744191>>222744222>>222744284>>222744413>>222744447>Every single Targ king descended from 'Nyra and Daemon is a miserable faggot >Rhaenyra herself is remembered as an usurper>Dragons are dead>Maester order is thriving>Hightowers are thriving , barely lost any men in the clusterfuck of the last two decades>Green-aligned Lannisters and Baratheons turbo-raped the entire Targaryen dynasty and took the throne>Last two surviving Targs are 1). shitting her guts out in the steppe and 2). bleeding out in the snow Lmao sure, we "lost".
>>222744484hess lesbianism
>Roderick is supposed to conduct partisan warfare against Cristons elite force eventually chipping them down and wiping them out>They turned this all around because they wanted Criston to be a hypocrite or something who doesn't fight honorable so instead Roderick becomes a expert at anti partisan warfare Lmao
>>222744578Actually inherited through Daemon
i just realized milk of the poppy is literally heroin
>>222744625It was just more cringe porn
>>222744823>Rhaenyra’s line holds the throne and greens all dieGreens lost
If Arthur Dayne is Mance Rayder does his presence in the North mean he’s the last hero or azor ahai?
>>222744625>>222745136It's really astounding how even with the odds stacked so thoroughly against the Greens Martin felt the need to press his thumb on the scales. Every single move they've attempted ended in some kind of disaster and only their worst possible ally i.e Peake survived. And Rhaenyra still managed to lose lmao
>>222745240Wut
>>222745260Blacks won
>>222745090LOOOOOL COPE
>>222745156Ah yes, the famously Targaryen-descended Tommen Baratheon.>and greens all dieAll men die. At least the Greens took Daemon the Rogue Pedo, his retarded queen and her bastard children with them to hell.
>>222745322>no argumentNo wonder Aegon II’s line went extinct
>>222745304...The worst Targaryen dynasty award.
>>222745330>has to jump ahead 170 years to pretend the Blacks lostlol the greens lost and went extinct
Why do you fags treat ancient history like it's football and you have to pick a team who "won"
>>222745352The extinct one is worse
>>222745100It's opium.
>Those purple eyes grew huge then, and the royal mouth drooped open in shock. He lost control of his bowels, turned and ran for the Iron Throne. Beneath the empty eyes of the skulls, Jaime hauled the last dragonking bodily off the steps, squealing like a pig and smelling like a privy. A single slash across his throat was all it took to end it. So easy, he remembered thinking. A king should die harder than thisAnd so ended the dynasty of Rhaenyra
How should Aegon IV be portrayed in a Blackfyre rebellion show?
>>222745334Because his children were murdered by cowardly faggots like Daemon.
>>222745405As a total chad.
>>222745405Like Jabba the Hutt.
>>222745304>>222745360Rhaenyra is remembered as the usurper and the worst Targaryen kings are descended from her.
>>222745405George rr Martin deepfaked young with a blonde wig
>>222745389Hightowers aren’t extinct thoTargaryens are how
>>222745490However*
>>222740810non-binary isn't a thing
>>222745403actually it ended when Jon didn't wunt it all over the place.
>>222745403Actually the dynasty ends with Jon killing the mad queen dany and then dying of depression in exile shortly after
>>222745330We don't know what happened to Aemond and Aly's baby.
Daemon Blackfyre was told about the prophecy while Daeron wasn’t
Remember when we thought we’d be getting Battle Above the Gods Eye in season 2? Good times.
Remember when people were exited for the battle of the gods eye and thought daemon was cool? It was a different time. Before the rape
>>222745455But they are descended of her, not Aegon the usurper
>>222745490Targaryens aren’t extinct, they have loads of descendants including Brienne and Gendry lol
>>222745722and they all die horribly then go extinct
That cope doesn’t even deserve a (you)
>>222745652That ended when Aegon accidentally killed Lucerys and anons started joking about Daemon accidentally killing Aemond at the God’s Eye.
>>222745380The whole green vs black thing was shoe-horned by George to make his dry history book a little more interesting. Before Princess and the Queen/Fire and Blood the conflict seemed much more tragic and grey, a Shakespearian drama about family tearing itself apart and brother killing sister. And then he fleshed it out and turned out the brother and sister were never even close and it was about evil chuds (they had all the reasons to want to take power) trying to steal the throne from the rightful queen (daddy promised it to her) and good honest men (they side with the childkiller psycho and the whore queen) rising up to defend "Viserys' little girl". It's all so fucking self-contradictory and hypocritical. Maybe that's why George put all the "cool" characters on the Black side and made Greens deaths as cartoony and humiliating as possible. Can't have that pesky moral ambiguity in this straightforward feel-good story.
>>222745798>brother and sister were never even close*To each other i mean.
>>222745744lol nope she has dozens of living descendants Unlike Aegon the usurper
>>222745766Greencope truly is best cope
>>222745848Aegon had scores of flea bottom bastards and Duncan the tall, Karl tanner and Davos all decend from him. He fucking won
Every lowborn character I like descends from Aegon II bastards.Davos? Aegon's descendant.Dunk? Aegon's descendant.
>>222745891Aegon’s bastards fought each other in a pit and died lol
>The t-targaryens aren’t extinct s-shutup Hahahahahahaa delicious cope. Why Stan a raped and genocided house when you could Stan the Hightowers who won and got away with everything?
>>222745916They were too old to be Aegon's. They were Daemon's lmao.
>last Targaryen has spent last 15 years shitting herself
NEW DARCY hot off the presses. they are looking fabulous as they take a picture of a bird
>>222745936They’re Aegon’s in books and show, unless he was cucked lol
>Dawn was still several hours away when Cersei slipped out the King's door behind the Iron Throne. Ser Osmund went before her with a torch and Qyburn strolled along beside her. Pycelle had to struggle to keep up. "If it please Your Grace," he puffed, "young men are overbold, and think only of the glory of battle and never of its dangers. Ser Loras...this plan of his is fraught with peril. To storm the very walls of Dragonstone...">"...is VERY brave.">"...brave, yes, but...">"I have no doubt that our Knight of Flowers will be the first man to gain the battlements." AND PERHAPS THE FIRST TO FALL. The pox-scarred bastard that Stannis had left to hold his castle was no callow tourney champion but a seasoned killer. If the gods were good, he would give Ser Loras the glorious end he seemed to want. ASSUMING THE BOY DOES NOT DROWN ON THE WAY. There had been another storm last night, a savage one. The rain had come down in black sheets for hours. AND WOULDN'T THAT BE SAD? the Queen mused. DROWNING IS ORDINARY. SER LORAS LUSTS FOR GLORY AS REAL MEN LUST FOR WOMEN, THE LEAST THE GODS CAN DO IS GRANT HIM A DEATH WORTHY OF A SONG.>No matter what befell the boy on Dragonstone, however, the Queen would be the winner. If Loras took the castle, Stannis would suffer a grievous blow, and the Redwyne fleet could sail off to meet the Ironmen. If he failed, she would see to it that he had the lion's share of the blame. Nothing tarnishes a hero as much as failure. AND SHOULD HE COME HOME ON HIS SHIELD, COVERED IN BLOOD AND GLORY, SER OSNEY WILL BE THERE TO CONSOLE HIS GRIEVING SISTER.>The laugh would not be contained any longer. It burst from Cersei's lips, and echoed down the hall.>"Your Grace?" Grand Maester Pycelle blinked, his mouth sagging open. "Why...why would you laugh?">"Why," she had to say, "elsewise I might weep. My heart is bursting with love for our Ser Loras and his valor."
If the Hightowers are so great, why did Aegon give the Reach to the Tyrells instead of them?
>>222746056Why are her thoughts in ALL CAPS like that
>>222745722>>222745739>>222745848>>222745879>>222745916I'm sure she thought about all of that while being roasted and eaten by Sunfyre like a pig.
>>222746087because she's evil and a schizo
>>222746123I'm evil and schizo and my thoughts are in lowercase
>>222746160yeah, but you're not The Queen
>>222746069Hightowers as lords of the whole Reach would be too strong, he had to nerf them.
>>222746069in aegons words they were too “overmighty”, so it’s because the Hightowers are too great to be granted yet more power
>>222745916The strongest one survived and became the greatest pit fighter in fleabottom with a harem of 10 wives
>>222746251rorge decends from him it is known
>>222745722>>222745848Aegon never wanted to usurp. It's funny how much blackcels seethe over him when the masterminds behind the Green usurpation were Otto, Alicent and Cole. I guess it's because he's a man and cooler than Rhaenyra will ever be.
If the show gave the Hightowers the Valyrian coloring they have in the book do you think more normies would like them? The only reason browns and liberals like Targaryens is because the of their aesthetic, I bet it would be more 50/50 if the greens and blacks looked alike
Rhaenyra's literally only achievement is getting dicked down and popping out brats and yet she's George's preferred protagonist and wins in the long term. While Aegon fought and bled and suffered only to end up being poisoned by those he trusted and all his children died horribly. Women really do live life on an easy mode.
I’m jackin my H’gar
At the end of the day, they were completely pointless and useless
>>222746505sex with jojen reed
>>222746505They were integral to keeping Summer's balls empty, trust.
>>222746505fuck me meera
>>222747090your dirt anon
>>222747122jewfu
>>222746505But what about that one time when they did... something... or were relevant... uh.... at least their deaths were memorable... I think?
>>222746378If you had a pussy and the ability to make heirs you would do it too?
>>222746114Greens still lost
>>222746505Bran never would have made it without them.
>>222746274>admitting the greens were usurpers and rhaenyra was queenBased
>>222746069Divide and conquer, it’s how the Valyrian tribe works
>>222746505>>222747122Meera looks like Anne Frank
>>222746069The Hightowers are basically as powerful as a great house already, giving them control over the wealthiest and most populous kingdom would make them far too strong.
witchy kissy
>>222748983Shit couple. Daemyra>>>>>
>>222746505When I rewatched the show two years ago, I didn't even remember them, and once they showed up, I didn't remember their fates.
>>222741182mogs nyra
> That night Daario had her every way a man can have a woman, and she gave herself to him willingly. The last time, as the sun was coming up, she used her mouth to make him hard again, as Doreah had taught her long ago, then rode him so wildly that his wound began to bleed again, and for one sweet heartbeat she could not tell whether he was inside of her, or her inside of him.> But when the sun rose upon her wedding day so did Daario Naharis, donning his clothes and buckling on his sword belt with its gleaming golden wantons. “Where are you going?” Dany asked him. “I forbid you to make a sortie today.”> “My queen is cruel,” her captain said. “If I cannot slay your foes, how shall I amuse myself whilst you are being wed?”> “By nightfall I shall have no foes.”> “It is only dawn, sweet queen. The day is long. Time enough for one last sortie. I will bring you back the head of Brown Ben Plumm for a wedding gift.”> “No heads,” Dany insisted. “Once you brought me flowers.”> “Let Hizdahr bring you flowers. He is not one to stoop and pluck a dandelion, true, but he has servants who will be pleased to do it for him. Do I have your leave to go?”> “No.” She wanted him to stay and hold her. One day he will go and not return, she thought. One day some archer will put an arrow through his chest, or ten men will fall on him with spears and swords and axes, ten would-be heroes. Five of them would die, but that would not make her grief easier to bear. One day I will lose him, as I lost my sun-and-stars. But please gods, not today. “Come back to bed and kiss me.” No one had ever kissed her like Daario Naharis. “I am your queen, and I command you to fuck me.”> She had meant it playfully, but Daario’s eyes hardened at her words. “Fucking queens is king’s work. Your noble Hizdahr can attend to that, once you’re wed. And if he proves to be too highborn for such sweaty work, he has servants who will be pleased to do that for him as well. Or perhaps you can call the Dornish boy
>>222748793true
>>222749122lol?
>>222748983I don't get the romance.
>>222743619yeah i should've>>222743760>Tyrion unsheathed his axe, wheeled the stallion around, and trotted toward the sally port. He thought they were following, but never dared to look.kino
>>222748355no
>>222745240>the last hero or azor ahaithose are the same dude
>>222745380this is bread and circus 101
>>222745405Bobby B
>>222745958glad they went extinct
>>222745965see >>222740839
>>222749407No retard they aren’t
>>222749492kek
>>222745965Remake of The Big Year when?
>>222749537yes, retard. they are the same person.
>>222749253don't you wish you were Daario now?
>>222749635Dumbass
new thread>>222749828>>222749828>>222749828
>>222749781moron
>>222749320I do.
>>222748993>Shit couple = Daemyraftfy
