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Melisandre edition

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>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
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fuck the dornish
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my old computer died and I lost a bunch of memes
does anyone have these book x vs show x memes
especially if they involve CIA man
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>>222790633
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Why do all sandy and salty dornish girls go for the obnoxious brute stony dornish, it’s not fucking fair
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Someone with an IQ higher than me calculate Jon and Dany's inbreeding coefficients.
This is not a request, get on that shit stat.
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>>222790633
>my old computer died
how did it die?
if it wasn't SSD/HDD, you could just move them to another computer and regain them
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I can fix her
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>>222790661
Sorry Quentyn, but in real life Darkstar gets the girl.
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>>222790714
isn't she raped to death in qyburn's rape dungeon
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I'm writing a rabble scene at a tavern for my ASOIAF fic right now. Do I capture the GRRM tone well without emulating his style? (I don't write like him at all, but alas). My intention is never to emulate the fat man.

>little excerpt:
After a long moment of wandering through the muddy derelict road the crowd eventually began to thin out, until she at last came to a busy place called the Sea Bird. Out in front of the establishment a patron and chestnut-haired wench were already feuding.
“Leave off, bitch,” said the burly man, thickly-accented; he took the wench by her chestnut-colored hair. “I’ll not pay a silver stag. Never a silver stag for the cheese o’ a kitchen wench. . . And not even a proper fucking, eh?” And he struck her across the face with the back of his large open hand.
A small half-circle of bawdy and drunken men had gathered by that point. Their petty feud was now the spectacle of the hour. The low-born rabble were certainly a curious thing to behold.
“H-help me!” cried the kitchen wench; bubbling blood ran from the corner of her mouth.
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Primal, ball-slapping sex with Ser Gwayne! Followed by tender loving care!
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>>222791027
ugliest broad of the 7 kingdoms
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>>222791092
Daemon could have fucked her but she was too ugly.
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>>222791027
New headcanon: Harrenhal was a inside job; Black Harren started to fire to escape the tender mercies of his ugly stone wife
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>>222791105
what's that white thing in the glass
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Sex with niece.

https://streamable.com/8386wz
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>>222791092
>>222791105
>>222791131
cutie witch
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>>222791141
Rhaenyra gangbang creampie
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>>222791163
i love incest
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>>222791214
there's something SERIOUSLY wrong with her facial structure
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>>222791163
Cucked by Yi Ti pussy
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>>222791214
Pre-glamour Madam Mim looking bish.
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>>222791225
I like her.
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>>222791163
ive been listening to their moans on repeat for 5 minutes now.
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>>222791225
square
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>BRRAAAAAAAAAAPPP

No, but seriously, this scene was completely unnecessary. Why'd they even do it?
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>>222790869
unfortunately, things could have been so much different for us
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>>222791234
Madam Mim wishes.
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>>222791243
This nigga said he's been listening to Matt Smith moan for five minutes
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>>222791324
>This nigga said he's been listening to Matt Smith moan for five minutes
No I'm listening to HER moans pussy
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>>222791105
Daemon wasn't hot enough for her. She only fucks guys in their 20s.
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>>222791300
its funny innit
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>>222791334
Oh excuse me. I forgot Rhaenyra goes by "their" now.
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>>222791307
>look Arthur, I turned myself into Alys Rivers from George RR Martin's House of the Dragon: a Game of Thrones Story; I'm Rivers Mim, funniest shit you'll ever see
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>>222791362
Don't be rude chud respect what she wants to be called it ain't fucking hard.
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>>222791300
This show has several disgusting scenes for some reason.
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>>222791300
>"Yeah, that was a bit of a surprise. Not to say that my characters don't take s---s, but I normally don't write about them at any length... I wrote, 'What is this? Where did this come from? I don't know if we really need the s---.' But Ira Parker liked it for whatever reason."
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>>222791463
>Not to say that my characters don't take s---s, but I normally don't write about them at any length...
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>Nedsha… pleashe. Think about Catsha. Think about Harrenhal…
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>>222791463
fuckin nigga last chapter he ever wrote and published was a girl SHITTING brown water
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https://www.thebeyondnoise.com/stories/face-in-focus-emma-darcy#slide4

D'Arcy wants to play a Nazi
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>>222791601
Unironically, she should play a frontierswoman in Arizona during the Apache Wars, alongside all the racism and hatred that comes with it.
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>>222791475
>>222791548
>normally
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>>222791214
It's like someone replaced her skull with a bunch of rocks and put the skin back on over it
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>>222791601
She should play a 4chan incel who gets radicalized by /pol/
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>>222791635
limitless potential
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>ahh yes at last my faithful adaption is done, George will be proud. I think I earned the right to put my own personal mark on this thing though, as a treat. Hmmm what can I add to this great story to make it even better…..EUREKA!!! ILL ADD SHIT FARTS PROSTATE STIMULATION AND KEKOLDING!!! IM A FUCKING GENIUS THEYRE GONNA LOVE THIS!
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>>222791548
Boy George concerns himself only with the abnormal shits.
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What do you fags do when you want to watch GoT but you've already seen the first four seasons 10-15 times each... I've been half watching some youtube video essays but I feel like that just cuts into future rewatch ability, although maybe not. Can't wait for the AI remakes of Seasons 5-8 that are actually good.
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>>222791648
what show is this and is it worth the watch
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>>222791601
Unity Mitford biopic?
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>>222791648
This haircut sucks.
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>>222791648
Ghaynera
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>>222791548
This idiot thinks girls poop, especially a Targaryen.
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stop bullying my wife you fuckers....
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you guys are going to get the Game of Thrones: War for Westeros game on day 1 right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8lR38Cekd0
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>>222791662
>Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water. When she closed her eyes at last, Dany did not know whether she would be strong enough to open them again. o algo.
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I asked AI what house I'd belong to based on my hair and got Tyrell
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>>222791720
cute nonbinary boy (girl)
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>>222791681
It's called you're a faggot. Or Euphoria or something like that.
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>>222791739
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>>222791726
I'm excited
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>>222791698
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>>222791739
you're a nobinary boygirl. i.e., a faggot
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>>222791746
This is a Man
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>>222791740
Shut up, BITCH.
>*dabs*
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>>222791800
Shut up, DAB.
>*bitches*
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love her
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Honorbot 5000 reporting for duty
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>>222791377
Alys Cutie
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>>222791852
>airbrushed away the warts
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>>222791852
She low-key mogs here
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nyra doesnt need photoshop...
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>>222791847
fuck of Daemon
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>>222791634
It's like someone replaced your brain with rocks. :(
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>>222791881
ok goodnight peasant
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>>222791895
Your niece is a bitch and you're a cunt
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davos has been eaten alive for the last 17 years
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>>222791895
This dress is an abomination.
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>>222791847
>t. Mysaria
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>thinking about fucking niece
staying in my lane boys
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>>222791935
>Hunter's huge schnozer impaling Misery's cheek
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Mohammad would have you kill in his name.

Jesus IS love

You pick
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NIECE IS MINE
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>>222791969
And what would (You) have me do?
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>thinking drinking the Arbor Gold
staying in my lane boys
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Stop romanticizing incest, let alone niece-uncle incest you fucking creeps
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>>222791734
I got Codd
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>>222792002
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>>222791988
Lol
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>>222791131
>his ugly stone wife
The correct term is rock wife, but in this case you could call her mud wife kek.
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>>222792002
I agree, brother-sister is the only kino form of incest
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Where the fuck is Taooba
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>>222792061
cersei jaime is revolting and it doesnt benefit them politically or anything. it's just purely gross
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Season 8 actually was fine for the most part sans the last 30 minutes
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>>222791760
funny thing is she gets fucked in the ass in a movie, not emma, the one in your pic
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>>222791648
she looks like she's on SSRIs
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>>222792061
i love cersei so much
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>>222792002
Nieces are made for uncles, anon.
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What is dead may never die
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>>222791726
>Dany has dragon
>Jonny boy has mammoths
>Jaime doesn't even get war lions
trash
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>ywn suckle Emma's non-binary pink clit
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>>222791981
This is one of the few times Matt Smith has looked like a handsome guy.
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>>222792220
>2220
damn so close... I failed u guys. I tried to go big but came up short. I failed Emma. I am killing myself now. Good-bye /got/. 2013-2026
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>>222792002
Sorry, "Shansha". The nuncle-implemented corrective measurements will continue until your behavior improves.
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how to find a girlfriend who likes watching got/dunk but hates hotd? some foids do enjoy the show. this is our in bros.
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>>222792203
that's very rude btw. maester lewin was a good boy and he dindu nuffin
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My wife Elinda Massey
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when /got/ dies i will have literally nothing to do :C
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>>222792358
uggofu
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>>222792254
You make her hate it by pointing out how stupid it is, especially how dumb the women are. Also make sure to talk up the chud moments like Daemon choking Rhaenyra.
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>>222790947
i don't understand what you mean by tone but this doesn't read like gurm
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>>222792404
>i don't understand what you mean by tone but this doesn't read like gurm
and that's a good thing
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>>222792387
Brilliant thinking. It could def work. But I was thinking more like a foid who is actually into it and thinks it's great. Even enjoys seasons 5-8. In fact her favorite episode is The Long Night.
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>>222792364
more cute for me
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>>222792405
what a whore
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My king Daeron the Darling!
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>>222792203
*page 10*
what is dead may never die
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>>222792061
based
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poppa bear?
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>>222790557
we got GOT RTS kino lads
https://x.com/WarforWesteros/status/2092320962872242402
finally i can play as a Stark and destroy lannister fucking shits
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>>222794220
>finally i can play as a Stark and destroy lannister fucking shits
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>>222794220
>skim through the footage
>showverse
meh, maybe
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Dubs and George dies before the year is over.
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blessings fellow Daemonchads
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>>222794364
Trips and he dies before the week is out.
Checkem.
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>>222794364
>>222794406
quads and he lives an additional 30 years
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>>222794272
it appears my superiority has caused some controversy
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>>222794406
>>222794419
quints and he lives for 30 years but doesn't write anything in ASOIAF
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>>222794364
>>222794406
>>222794406
Check em, he's dying and burns all manuscript pages.
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singles and he lives for an additional 30 years and finishes winds 10 years from now, but not dream
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>>222794489
Off by one...
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dubs and Prestonjacobs finishes Winds
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Dubs and Condal gets to direct the Blackfyre show.
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>>222794364
trips and he finishes two books before 2030 then dies jan 1 2030
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>>222790557
Yeah
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>>222791027
>thrown
i am not looking forward to the subliterate future.
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>>222790683
I shoot it, before it out of a plane
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>>222793570
daring to bend the knee to the bitch queen
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POPPA BEAR!
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>>222792061
immaculate taste
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whore of dragonstone
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>>222795396
If only Cercei looked like this
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Why does /got/hotd/ have a weird obsession with leather armor?

Why does no one use chaimail or plate?
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>>222794364
Rolling for Winds
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>>222794364
Trips and ASOIAF will be finished by Patrick Rothfuss.
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>>222794364
Winds soon
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>>222791746
>>222791720
>>222791648
So, should I watch this series about cuckolding and the British ghostbusters thing or not? Emma is cute but the premises of the series do not inspire me...
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....semoc eH
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>bran the spastic
what was the point of this character? why didn’t they just fuck him off in a cupboard somewhere?
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>>222791720
Dyke
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>>222797404
!on ,on ,oN
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is /got/hotd/dunk dead?
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>>222796983
no. short hair Emma is borderline ugly. she NEEDS along haired wig.
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>>222791243
I listen to their moans on repeat
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>>222790580
I can only imagine how hard Aegon the Conqueror was seething when he found out one of his dragons was dead because of Dornishmen
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And then Dorne became the most loyal part of the 7 Kingdoms
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>>222800100
Doran is the least loyal loyalist to ever have lived.
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>>222795491

because the showrunners are hacks. AKotSK fixes this btw
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>>222795109
Rude but accurate thing to say about Alicent.
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>>222794220
>Stannis
>Brackens
>Ironborn
>Hightowers
>Daynes of High Hermitage
Yep, my mains.
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>>222791092
>>222791225
this is how the average woman looks like, porn has rotted ur brain
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nuncle
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>>222795491
The amount of onions in this image...
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>>222795491
cheaper and easier.
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the BOAR is pregnant
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>>222791027
Unsullied? they're going to cut their cocks off?
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>>222801669
Just their balls.
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Daemon hesitated to burn those Oldtown children forced in front of the gate what a pussy he's dead to me
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>>222802985
BABE KILLAH
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>>222794451
Singles and he dies on the toilet this year.
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>>222803051
Best part of the season right here.
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>>222800962
> hamastowers still seething
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>>222800962

It was basically tailored to Reddit

No Bloody Ben or anything cool
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>>222791300
I think perhaps because it puts a check on glorifying Dunk
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>>222795491
>Their body their choice Incel Cole!
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Giving foids rights has to be the biggest mistake western society's ever made
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>>222792405
What an odd way to eat a banana.
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Should they do a spin-off series set in Yi Ti?
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>>222804343
well said Rajesh
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>>222804560
my name's actually teddy
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>>222804343
Muslims are right about them
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>>222804529
only if everyone speaks like mysaria
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>>222804529
guaranteed flop
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Anyone have that webbum where Olivia Cooke sees Fabien Frankel and acts really horny?
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>>222792084
>sans the last 30 minutes
*300
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>>222804343
>>222804813
Men will post shit like this and then wonder why everyone fucking hates them.
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>>222805857
Estrogen doesn't make you grow a womb, rhaenyraxister
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>>222805857
Women will murder their children and other women will cheer for it and then wonder why they didn’t have rights for 99% of human history
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>>222801477
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>>222805948
retards will get manipulated by the latest wedge issue intended to keep them voting against their own economic interests.
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>>222806032
My economic interests are zero zoomalis, guatemalans, arabs, indians or haitians
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Someone's making a BFME-like RTS complete with hero units and campy rosters like giants riding mammoths and wildfire-bombers
Could be good but maybe should have been done several years earlier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j2N6dHDIPw
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>>222794605
Dubs and they bring back D&D
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>>222805974
No wonder Ser Criston didn't resist.
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>>222805974
>Foid so butthurt her baby brothers birthday wasn't about her she makes a scene just to steal the spotlight
What did they mean by this
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trannies are really upset that Kit Harrington is gonna be in the harry potter show.

I still don't understand how being against trannies in women sports is the same thing as saying all trannies must hang
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>>222791027
>Aemond’s chin
>her jaw
Imagine the children.
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>>222807516
Built like fucking shovels...
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>>222807516
State troopers, all of them.
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>>222807214
He literally killed khaleesi
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>>222807516
>Strong
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>>222791601
Ilsa the Shewolf of the SS remake
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>>222791027
When is her glamour going to fall off?
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>>222805974
What the FUCK was her problem?
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>>222790580
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>taking about a nu-show that's been over for weeks
oof
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>>222809234
>*educates your offspring in the tongue of Dorne*
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niece...
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>>222809273
Taking about, saar?
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>>222809336
>shaved pits
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>>222809360
It's called a typo you barely-literate monolingual mongrel
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>>222809273
>The dragons can talk now
wtf
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>>222809336
You know, I’m starting to think those Dornish aren’t so bad after all.
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>>222809594
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>>222809594
Be kinder.
The american has nothing left but to jump out of his biracial den and squeak about minor spelling errors.
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>>222791085
He’s so cute bros
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I love how there’s one or two seething fucks who can’t stop comparing the North to fucking Reddit

It’s particularly ironic too if they’re a Reach fag (Oldtown is the actual Reddit zone)
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Why does Reddit love the North but hate Oldtown?
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https://winteriscoming.net/house-of-the-dragon-showrunner-surprising-take-daemyra-shippers
>>“In the first season, I thought the text would be controversial,” he said. “We’re having a guy marry his niece, and she’s underage. I thought, ‘Is anybody going to watch the show?’”
>“People were really into it in a way that really upset me. I mean, talk about controversy,” Condal added.
>“I really didn’t know what people were going to make of that at all. Look, it’s part of the story, and I think that’s what makes it fascinating, because it sort of is taboo in a way and in our modern sensibility,” Condal stated.
>Condal clarified that, as a showrunner, he wrote the incident as damaging to Rhaenyra — one that would significantly impact her future arc. “What Daemon does to young Rhaenyra is, in modern terminology, an act of abuse. And, as a traumatic event would, it shapes who Rhaenyra becomes,” he said.

Sara Hess saved HOTD somehow. Thank you Sara.
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The Maesters are LITERALLY the Reddit faction. A bunch of unrealistically atheistic nerds. Northerners are a bunch of low iq Luddites who still worship fairies.
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>>222810120
The norther is the main faction and the Starks are the "good guys" of the story, so reddit loves them

Oldtown is basically the 4chan of Westeros, maesters are atheist nerds like most of 4chan, and the Faith are like the fags here that larp as Christians. No wonder Reddit hates them.
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>>222810217
low key makes sense
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What is the moral message of game of thrones?
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>>222810312
its ok to diddle niece and put one in the oven. or three
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>>222810312
when you play the game of thrones you win or you hotpie
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>>222810217
This is well known
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The North is actually the femoid region. It’s mostly dog adoring nature loving hippy dippy feminist women into “peace and love” that are into the North.
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>>222809993
Moe uncle...
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>>222810664
Women like Targaryens

Specifically Targaryen womyn so they can distance themselves from the draconic patriarchy and slavery they blame on men
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>the citadel is 4chan
What disgusting cope this is. 4chan is the alchemists guild. Maesters are fedora tippers while the pyromancers are troglodytes.

The only maesters who resonate with 4chan are Marwyn and Qyburn.
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>>222810798
Someone has to ask this question. Has anyone ever tried to fuck their dragon?
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>>222810217
Definitely explains why Reddit seethes at Oldtown
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>>222810900
>draconic patriarchy
God you’re retarded. The word for prince in Valyrian also means princess. Femoids see Valyrian culture as simultaneously progressive as well as fascist hell. The cancelled Valyria show would have made Valyria into not!America. I wouldn’t be surprised if the slaves revolting led to the Doom.
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4chan supports pseudoscientific babble like alien supercomputers under the pyramids. George wrote the maesters like a bunch of uppity hubristic chortling academic elitists who believe in nothing.

We are not Maesters.
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>>222810973
The people on here who lionize the maesters are certified halfwits and pates who wouldn't be allowed within pissing distance of the citadel.
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>>222810312
incest is a-ok
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>>222810973
Yeah.

The Maesters/Citadel: Reddit
The Alchemists Guild: 4chan

Wildfire is also GREEN like 4chan
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The citadel actually does allow schizos and weirdos amongst its ranks, otherwise it wouldn’t have a Valyrian steel link.

Why they have a link for the occult is a bit of a mystery, but, it might point to a time when they were more accepting of magic.
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I hope Gwayne survives and replaces Garmund in the story.
The idea of Otto’s son breeding the shit out of Daemon’s daughter after the Dance is just peak.
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>>222810217
>>222810256
>>222810560
>>222810931
If Reddit is the North, and 4chan is Oldtown, what about tumblr and somethingawful and other sites?
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>>222811210
Gwayne is gay tho
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>maesters are atheist nerds like most of 4chan
Every time I criticize God here I am dogpiled
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>>222811167
Wasn’t the Citadel founded by First Men long before the Andals came? So it would make sense if they were more accepting of the natural magics like greenseers and wargs, and only started being anti magic after the Andals and the Faith came to Oldtown.
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>>222811259
That’s because religious people can only survive on the internet by remaining Anonymous. Otherwise they get laughed at by Account people.
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>>222811211
Tumblr is Dorne.
Bunch of brown gays down there.
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>>222811288
Ravenry was actually a sort of magical skill taught to men by the children of the forest. The maesters just don’t see it as magic anymore. Bran up in the North is told that the ravens of Westeros contain the remnants of the children of the forest, similar to how wargs and skinchangers can survive their own death by passing into their animal before their human body dies. Over successive generations, this is worships why the ravens of Westeros are more intelligent than the ones irl.

There’s a lot of subtle magic in the background that people aren’t even aware of.
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>>222811343
>worships why
perhaps* why

Over successive generations, this is perhaps* why the ravens of Westeros are more intelligent than the ones irl.
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>>222811211
>maesters = 4chan nerds
Most retarded take I've heard in a while, also no one cares about maesters, certainly not the foids watching this drivel.
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>>222811211
>women don't care about maesters
Citadel confirmed for 4chan
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>>222811422
“There are no female maesters” is literally the only 4chan thing about them.
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>>222811422
checked and correct
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“You’re reddit”
“No you’re reddit”
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>ctrl + f Arya
>0 results
have we lost our way?
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>>222811568
who?
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Wait. The children of the forest are birds now? I am so confused.
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>>222811589
Always were. The ravens, anon.
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>>222811568
i saw some stark pups in the thread
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>>222811210
>one of the most attractive White male characters should plap the ugliest brown woman character
This idea is gayer than Gwayne himself. It will probably happen though.
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— He chose one bird, and then another, without success, but the third raven looked at him with shrewd black eyes, tilted its head, and gave a quork, and quick as that he was not a boy looking at a raven but a raven looking at a boy. The song of the river suddenly grew louder, the torches burned a little brighter than before, and the air was full of strange smells. When he tried to speak it came out in a scream, and his first flight ended when he crashed into a wall and ended back inside his own broken body. The raven was unhurt. It flew to him and landed on his arm, and Bran stroked its feathers and slipped inside of it again. Before long he was flying around the cavern, weaving through the long stone teeth that hung down from the ceiling, even flapping out over the abyss and swooping down into its cold black depths.

— Then he realized he was not alone.

— "Someone else was in the raven," he told Lord Brynden, once he had returned to his own skin. "Some girl. I felt her."

— "A woman, of those who sing the song of earth," his teacher said. "Long dead, yet a part of her remains, just as a part of you would remain in Summer if your boy's flesh were to die upon the morrow. A shadow on the soul. She will not harm you."

— "Do all the birds have singers in them?"

— "All," Lord Brynden said. "It was the singers who taught the First Men to send messages by raven … but in those days, the birds would speak the words. The trees remember, but men forget, and so now they write the messages on parchment and tie them round the feet of birds who have never shared their skin."
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>>222811676
why did they make rhaena so ugly?
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Cute and canon (and molested)
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>>222811728
weird
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>>222811728
SPIT ROAST
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Kek I never noticed all the links in the Lyonel's maester's chain. He's elite and was telling the truth but the gods basically held Dunk alive.
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>>222811728
>Blacks competing against this
NO CONTEST
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>>222811728
I miss cute and canon poster
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Is this general just a constant hatewatch? It reminds me of the From general.

Is watching a show just to shit on it the new way to watch television now?
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>>222811775
bless the seven
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>>222811676
>More daughters Gwayne?
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>>222811844
yikes
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favorite region of westeros?
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>>222811794
Sad, an FPV got him.
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I actually enjoy House of the Dragon thank you very much
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>>222811775
The one on his shoulder looks like a pulley, so basically earned from studying mechanical engineering.
Ira really put detail into a lot of this stuff, then had to go and add dick and shit jokes...
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Is there a bigger bro than Raymun Fossoway?
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If you unironically think HotD is good you need to drop dead lol

George has spoken and he says it’s crap
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>>222811931
It's funny, if they'd cute the shitting gag and the big dick gag, the show would be really good.
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>>222811945
*cut, not cute lol
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I like the dragons :)))
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>>222811987
Which ones?
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>>222790869
I am absolutely certain "Ser Robert Strong" always goes helmeted to conceal the fact that he has Falyse Stokeworth's head.
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Justice for my boy Sheepstealer, he was just minding his own business til that damn lil darkie got him involved in all this bullshit.
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>>222811995
>Falyse Stokeworth's head
wut
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My brother’s girlfriend unironically thinks it’s the best show ever
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>>222811934
Podrick Payne
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>>222812008
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STOP ENJOYING CONDAL’S RANCID CUM YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS

I CANT FUCKING WAIT UNTIL THIS LOW IQ GENERAL IS FUCKING DEAD
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>>222811211
>If Reddit is the North, and 4chan is Oldtown
what fucking bollocks. reddit is bitterbridge and 4chan is hag's mire
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>>222812043
lel
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>>222812008
He'll come back to eat Daemon and Caraxes after the God's Eye.
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>>222812011
Gregor Clegane's head was sent to Dorne. Qyburn's powers of necromantic science are such that he was able to make "Ser Robert" function with a new one attached.
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Who is the chick dancing with Humfrey Beesbury in Lyonel Baratheon's tent?
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>>222812017
Is she cute?
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YOU PISS ON GEORGE’S FACE WHEN YOU WATCH THIS NIGGER TIER SLOP
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I hope AKOTSK retcons Egg being the mad king’s father as said by maester Aemon in GOT.
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I AM SO WEIRDED OUT BY THE MOPS
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>>222811934
I wasn't impressed or pleased by Ira Parker's depiction of him but I still think we can safely conclude from it that he's a better one than "hoes before bros" Dunk.
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anyone have the webbum of dunk dancing?
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IS NO ONE ELSE WEIRDED OUT BY THE MOPS ??? I CANNOT STOP LOOKING AT THE MOPS
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As Quentin Tarantino refuses to watch Toy Story 4 I refuse to watch a single episode of this travesty
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>>222812125
I don’t understand how they fucked that up, like if there’s one thing George does autistically well it’s maintain a detailed family tree for his incestuous Royal line.
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>>222791734
Chatgpt told me I belong to house Norwood. Never heard of it.
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>>222812155
Not so much, but as somebody who had the same issue with the Starbucks cup I do sympathize.
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>>222811822
No one watches this dog shit, this is r/Asoiaf for Reddit haters
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Dragons are Reddit and I love it when they die
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>>222812199
I hated that change because the family tree makes no sense even without the continuity errors it caused. If Egg was Aery’s dad he’d let him marry Joanna instead of forcing him to wed his sister for muh prophecy.
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>>222812336
based
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>>222812245
Kek I forgot about this
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Remember when therapists were legit telling HBO how evil they were for killing off a strong woman character’s legacy.

“This will damage people” they said.
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>>222812405
>Remember when therapists were legit telling HBO how evil they were for killing off a strong woman character’s legacy.
no
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>>222812435
I’ll find the thread for you. It blew up.
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>>222812405
>this will damage people
And it did, they’re mindraped to this day about that dragon whore they’ll never get over it and I’m glad they are suffering
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Mothers literally named their daughters Khaleesi, Daenerys, Dany, etc, lmfaoooo
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Here you go

https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/114723638
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>>222812487
wow /tv/ was different before covid
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>>222812521
The final season of GoT was a truly amazing experience. The threads had like ten posts per second.

“BEAR LOLI DOWN”
“Bear loli got squeezed”
“BEAR LOLI NOO ;_;”
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>>222812487
A TOAST TO PSYCHOLOGY
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New thread:
>>222812652
>>222812652
>>222812652
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>>222806104
and jews?
>>222810217
>maesters are atheist nerds like most of 4chan
begone, HEATHEN!
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>>222805857
>everyone
History has literally shown that women need to he controlled. Look at what happens when they don't
>collapsing birthrates
>cheer on child murder
>tries to act masculine for some reason
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>>222810120
the North is the main characters' home so reddit likes them and we, being contrarians and all, like antagonists.
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>>222810312
it's still not clear because it's not finished but the whole north remembers plot and Cersei and the Lannisters fall plot point towards a hopeful ending of the good guys winning from beyond the grave.
others speculate that gurm doesn't want this hopeful ending and thus has written himself into a corner.
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>>222811210
Peake*
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>>222811259
the God is not mocked
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>>222813355
American jews overwhelmingly support the democratic party because they also love flooding America with trillions of browns, just like liberals and other leftist subhuman cattle
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>>222813530
>falling for right vs left
Elon, Trump, and the whole right support Indians replacing the population as long as it is done LEGALLY
do you agree with them?
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>>222810312
The message is:
>mankind can unite despite our differences to fight a greater threat
However the Others are barely a thing in the books. It felt like they had way more of a presence in the show (especially with stuff like Jon being at Hardhome)
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>>222813570
https://x.com/Forbes/status/2092700455516135870
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>>222813612
yeah, they have to make sure they're not antisemites.
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>>222813632
>No more brown anti-american muslims like Hassan piker, Mamdani, Ilhan Omar or El-Sayed
Just what i voted for :D
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>>222813680
you'll get pro-jew browns like all the Indians and end up with forever wars
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bear poppa ...
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>>222811568
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>>222813837
>you'll get pro-jew browns like all the Indians
nuh uh
https://x.com/nicksortor/status/2092697241672696212
it's also extremely funny how angry you are that trump doesn't let muslims in kek, didn't knew liberals were THAT cucked to islam nowadays
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>>222813913
>pause
lol?
>still falling for right vs left
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>>222813952
>>pause
also revoke :)
https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/2092243458555568209
>>still falling for right vs left
Aren't you the one that was saying i was voting against muh economic interests? Why would i vote for a pro-islamic and anti-white party that seeks to replace us?



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