Spirit-warding Sutras editionPrevious >>223139242
>>223153280Do Buddhists believe in ghosts? How does that fit in with reincarnation?
>>223153280grab a tool
First for Leaving D.C.
>>223153280
Anyone seen any of these? Worth a cop?
>>223153309Your existence as a ghost is basically waiting around until there's an opening to be reborn as something
>>223153358hmmm apparently these are different films
>>223153280how long do you think it took to do all those kanji on his face? would today's version of it be cgi/ai slop?
Watch this
>>223153488Actually an interesting question. Whoever did it would have needed to be trained both in traditional calligraphy and makeup artistry.
>>223153488They do it over his whole body
>>223153340Why is this movie being pushed now? I like it but what the fuck
>>223153309>Do Buddhists believe in ghosts?yes, one of the six realms is literally called "the hungry ghosts"bottom left in pic related
>>223153577fuggg
I watched this and I liked it
>>223153626would have been better as a 1hr film. the concept was wearing a bit thin by the end.
>>223153655That's fair. I mean, you could tell how it was going to end by 20-30 minutes in. Still, I thought it was well done.
>>223153680It was a cool concept yeah. not sure if you know about cuckoo birds, but if you look them up their reproductive cycle is what the film is getting at
Evening Fixbros
>>223153728Yep, the opening sequence was a cuckoo pushing an egg and a chick out of a nest, and in the context of the story I took it to refer a corrupting or subversive outside influence destroying family bonds. I found that refreshing because so many films which deal with this subject matter treat family as inherent evil.
Watching thishttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt10631148/They Live in the Gray
>>223153890Nice, a ghost/ haunting movie
>>223153237I watched it even though I knew it was one of those padded out "get as many ads in" docos.But it at least gave some answers yeah - their echolocation is so good they can tell we're not gonna be very tasty. And they're so autistic about their food they prefer to stick to the chicken nuggies of the sea they're used to.
>>223101281Just watched it with a friend.He said that, at least, watching and liking this movie proves you're not gay.
Sandra Bullock will call you a chud. Based!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE0W5UW2qxE&t=308s
>>223154131top kek I guess at least there's a lot of room for commentary. did you see the scene where one of the egyptian guy hurts himself badly and can't keep it contained
>>223154138Seeing those two walled roasties side by side is a reminder they all wall hard. Never take them seriously.
>>223153361>Which means a ghost can be right in the middle of fuck-ing and then BWOOP!>Bitch, now you a antelope
>>223154332Kidman's still got it
>>223153960Our favorite ghost movie is Conjuring First Communion
>>223154369bullock definitely aged betteri'd still fuck both
>>223154369> Kidman's still got it
>>223154406Yuck!
>>223154406Pass.
>>223154406would
>>223153626>Imogen Pootsyeah i bet she does
>>223154198>did you see the scene where one of the egyptian guy hurts himself badly and can't keep it containedYeah, he didn't notice it, but I did and pointed out it to him.He named the blonde "vampire" as "Mr. Decadence", due to a degenerate club called "Decadence" (pic related) near where we live; somebody he knew went there and saw somebody dressed with a Dracula's mantle and fishnet, so it made him think of that.Also, the woman doing the "Princess of Darkness" clearly inspired Elvira: she had similar clothes, mole, and even a knife on her belt.
>>223154406yes
>>223154516She's got a scene with no pants on
>>223154580Ah tah?
>>223154539An lgbt made this
>>223153280>>223153341mfw i fall asleep first at the sleepover
>>223153573Local ritual poster. Just ignore him.
>>223154531It's a shame she didn't get undressed because I think she was one of the most attractive ones in it.the other part that cracked me up was the ringmasters reactions to the girls
Rare WWI horror kino
>>223154904there is one scene from that which haunts me to this day
>>223153280How come I never see threads about this?
>>223154406she took the call years ago but there was a point in the mid 10s she should've stopped but didn't
>>223155039The consensus seems to be that only the first season is worth watching. It's the only one I've watched.
>>223155060I skipped the 2nd season, but this one was pretty decent.Nice mix of psychological and supernatural horror.
>>223155101Maybe I'll give it a shot
>>223154695Doesn't make it any less of a trvth nvke.
>>223153330are boobies a tool?
do you guys change your snacks based on genre?
>>223155610she seems like the type who actually gave a quick offscreen flash to the teen boys
>>223155712her dress is structural, idk how easy it is to get out of that and back in properly, except for that one scene in her movie
>>223155674slashers are like the burgers and fries of horror so they go well together
>>223155882why would someone do such an awful thing?
>>223155882Movie was so garbage
>>223155882It's a shame this didn't get an actually decent sequel, I've always been curious how they could have such thinking ability and how they'd feel in that brief moment of clarity from non-pain about attacking friends or family.>>223155964Good morning sirs
>>223154406most of the problem here is the shitty hairdo
>>223156160the hair hides further horrors
>>223155674noi eat what i want when i want regardless of what i'm watching>>223155882>48fpskys if you made this>>223155964kys for having no taste fucking retard
>>223155882I watched this movie with my mother. She enjoyed it. I pretended to enjoy it.
>>223155882
>>223156183your mom sounds cool
>>223156160And her face and age
>>223155987>this didn't get an actually decent sequel2 is a really weird attempt to make ROTLD into a fluffy PG13 movie, it's incredibly bizzarre and seeing freddy and frank return for a shitty movie is upsetting. sister a cute thoi've seen people say 3 is good but i haven't seen it and i think they might just be crazy
>>223156230>her faceonly in the property sense
>>223156179Kys 80’s fag
>>223156261saaar
>>223153358If you want good J-Horror, watch Evil Dead Trap. Fucking crazy movie.
>>223156252i really like rotld2, the main recurring theme more than anything seems like they're having a lot of fun with it
>>223156274>>223155987Tf is wrong this anon
>>2231562523 is a whole different direction and would be kino whether it was part 3 or its own title
>>223156301Just another fucking 80’s fag
>>223156252If it were some standalone movie and not part of the ROTLD franchise, I'd call it an okay but very schlocky 80s zombie movie. But being that it's part of ROTLD and followed the original pretty soon, it's really bad. It was also confused about what to be rated and who to appeal to, so it tries to be both a PG movie and an R movie, but fails at being enjoyable for either demographic.>>223156292Ironic considering the returning cast said it was a horrible experience and they couldn't wait to be done and get the fuck out of there (according to a retelling from James Karen and Thom Matyhews about a phone call to Don Calfa).
Kino.
>>223156292>funFuck off
>>223156301there's an indian poster that hates certain movies and sometimes posts a banned movie list he made up for the thread, which everyone ignores.
>>223156292It's just a worse version of the first one. Like the same film without the lore, punk aspect or resolution. They should have moved with the times and made a heavy metal focused film. It would have been perfectly timed.I agree with the other anon though, cute girl.
So how bad are these?
>>223156334uwu
>>223156368About as bad as those random Day of the Dead movies
>>223156341
>>223156368You cannot even fathom how bad they are, most people can't even finish watching them. They're those kinds of movies where they're not fun bad or "so bad it's good", they're just outright terrible. The producer or someone else involved with them ended up selling the rights to both movies on eBay for about 50k a while ago as I recall.
>>223156385Nice
>>223156408>The producer or someone else involved with them ended up selling the rights to both movies on eBay for about 50k a while ago as I recall.lmao
>>223156402You now remember when Syfy made a day of the dead tv show
>>223156350Cope
>>223156408https://bloody-disgusting.com/news/3371226/want-to-own-a-terrible-return-of-the-living-dead-sequel/>The filmmakers claim to be selling the rights due to their inability to store the 35mm film-materials, which includes all laboratory pre-print materials and including brand new prints.Maximum kek
>>223156368having not seen a frame of either, i can already visualize the cheap shitty early digital 00s look of these two perfectly>>223156362>character is introduced doing aerobics in a leotardkino
>>223156502>having not seen a frame of either, i can already visualize the cheap shitty early digital 00s look of these two perfectlyYou'd be surprised to learn that they were both on 35mm film and filmed in Romania. You'd find better costumes and gore effects from the cheap crap you could buy at a local party store though.
>>223156368I enjoyed the movie on the left
>>223156572
>>223156572True /hor/ chad
Watching They Live in the Gray
>>223156861Title sounds like a few of the posters here. You know who you are.
horror western theme appreciator popping in to say i just put on dead birds here we go
Just learned that Hillary Duff's older sister has been directing thrillers for Lifetime
>>223156909No, we don’t.
>>223156909the guy who lives in his mom's basement kek
>>223156983Let us know what you think, pilgrim
>>223156322>80’s fagjust admit you're brown already
>>223157179Oh, so apparently not liking ’80s movies is a brown thing now? Damn, guess we’re all brown then.
>>223157332
Night of the Living Dead 1990 was boring, Todd was my nigga but the only good scene was the gas station accident. Ending sucks, humans are actually bad. Yep.
>>223157485
>>223157485I still don't know if I like the ending or not. She just walks out through the zombies no problem.
Watching Fear Dot Com
>>223157914There was a genuine website that went along with the movie when it was released, but since fear.com was taken, they had to go with feardotcom.com, which is both retarded and no longer exists as a domain
>>223157972we need to go deeper
>>223158070feardotcom.com.au
>>223158127feardotcomdsfargeg.onion
>>223156402FleshEater rules.
>>223157161man, it was really inconsistent. pretty solid start though. i could see this as a made for tv movie. the setting is good and spooky
>>223157914Good movie, aged finely
>>223158235Yeah, it's on the weaker side, but that's par the course for horror/westerns. If you want to see some real dumb shit, watch Gallowwalkers, shot in Namibia while Wesley Snipes was ducking the IRS for tax evasion
>>223154904My high school buddies and I rented this movie when it first came out. They all hated it but I thought it was fucking awesome. >>223155032The one with the rats? That fucked me up too
I've never seen a Chris Stuckmann video in my life but I thought this was alright. Very weird, jilted pacing and the ending was pretty lame but it had some solid performances and a few creepy moments.
>>223158458shits itself badly in the second half which is a bummer
>>223157485The nipples! What about the nipples?!
>>223158458This was good, so was Strange Harvest. Man Finds Tape also. 2025 was based.
>mfw we whipped 'em
>>223155987ROTLD 3 is fine for what it is, not within striking distance of the original but its definitely the only watchable sequel in the series.
I agree with anon from last thread that Monkey's Magic Merry go Round was a better film than Buddy.
>>223155712Not just the teen ones
>>223156252snack time
>>223158718the kinosseur's choice of viewing snack
>>223157914I have finish this. Very good.
>>223158216Good to know, I'll add it to my watchlist. Maybe see it this Oct.
Just me and the ghosts tonight....
>>223159452Imma put something on soon
>>223159452That's what you think
all women are whores!!!!!!!!!!!
>>223156213the boss and the manager of the warehouse had me rotfl
Watch Plaga Zombie trilogyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0azdyrWZJ8
>>223157332>weno just you
>>223155882My kid begged me to watch this because they liked the trioxin theme. Finally caved but had to skip the Trash scenes.
>>223153280Sutras and Spirit Tags edition
putting on the second monkey movie of 2026.
NotZombies kino
>>223160122I plan on finally watching the original and remake this October. I've failed to do so for the past 4 years now, I think
>>223158458>blud thinks he’s on the team
Wow... he is literally meGood movie btw, I recommend it
>>223160497>Wil WheatonBut I can't take him seriously after The Big Bang Theory.
>>223160093's'gud
>>223160535I couldn't take him seriously after Star Trek TNG. He is a petulant manbaby nowadays.
>>223160535I liked him in Stand By Me...that is all.
>>223160122>>223160164the crazies is an interesting time.the original is a fun riff on what we experienced with covid. the remake is what people thought the original would be based on its title and the marketing. both are valid.
>>223160535He's in a horror film called The Curse and wrote a big blogpost how he got abused and traumatized on it. Stuff about chickens.
>>223159648>>223159653*smooch*
>>223160913*claps*...*claps harder and faster*
What's going to be your first movie of October?
>>223161248I think Lemora, which I haven't seen yet
>>223161248October 1st>Evil Town>VHS 99>Ice Cream Man (1995)
>>223160571Not bad, in fact pretty impressive to be engaging for the whole thing when it could have been filmed in someone's garage.I think the ending was a letdown though. I'm not sure I have a better suggestion to offer but it could have gone a different route.
>>223161248might rewatch people across the lake because its very comfy
>>223161499VHS 99 and Ice Cream Man are kino
>>223161554I wanna get all caught up with VHS before the new one comes out.
>>223161749How about getting all caught up in a WEB, you big, fat, BUG???!
>>223161819
>>223161819based mantan poster
I watched "They Came From Beyond Space!" (1967) and man, it was as corny as the title sounds. Even though it's supposed to be science fiction horror, it's more funny and goofy.... and then there was the Paki with a colander on his head. Why? Because to save money on masks and makeup, the space aliens are pure mental energy and they occupy the minds and bodies of ordinary humans. And a colander made from silver protects against that. "But why silver?" the Paki asks. The professor replies "Because silver is opaque to ultraviolet radiation!" Honestly I thought they had stopped making this kind of schlock when the 1950s ended, but this film was made in England with big sets and a budget in 1967, and it was later picked up by (of course) Sony Pictures. Top kek!
>>223162375>and then there was the Paki with a colander on his headSome say he posts in this very thread
>>223162415jej
>>223162415kek
>>223162415
When are we going to get past this "white people smiling" horror trend?
>>223162818>other mommy
>>223162841Wow, excellent picture quality. The version I watched wasn't nearly as good.
>>223162880Incredible really, to have such a high quality snapshot of the past
>>223162880Criterion released Haxan on blu-ray and it looks incredible
>>223162924
>>223161819>>223161964Is this a real movie? If so what's it called?
>>223162958The Maddest Story Ever Told
>>223162958it's real, and it's real kino
>>223162837>>other mommyImagine if your real mom looked like her lol
Not impressed with Salmokji. Might have been better if it were filmed on shitty 90's camcorders instead of professional cameras with proper lighting.
>>223162958Spider Baby
Any more kino like pic rel? In particular the hotel and party episodes were great.
>>223155882I wanna binge the living dead franchise so bad but I don't know how to go on about it, I cba starting with the older movies I want more of this gross puppetry like return... Anyone got a guide?
>>223163328dead of summer
>>223162375>Honestly I thought they had stopped making this kind of schlock when the 1950s ended,If anything, the 60's is when the crap starts to gain momentum.Might want to look up a TV movie called Night Slaves with a similar premise.
>>223163328Needful Things I think adapted that sort of longform 90% non-supernatural thing Stephen King does
>>223163328Mike Flanagan's Carrie series is coming out in a few weeks. Idk if it will be good but I hope so.
>>223153280Based Kwaidan baker.
pretty good Christmas movie
Another 3 movies to add to my autism sheet:>Black Mountain SideThis is the longest 98 minute movie I've ever seen. The pacing is very slow and it's kind of a take on The Thing. While I did like it, it's only slightly above average. Would do well for background viewing on subsequent watches.>The Dark TapesIt grew on me, but I fucking hate the whole camera distortion shit, it ruins all scares as it's a tell. Again, another slightly above average movie that could have been better.>The Unsolved Love Hotel Murder Case IncidentSetup lasts 45 minutes before anything happens. You piece together the full event by the end of the movie. It's just really slow to get going. Is the pay off worth it? I'm not sure. 50/50 movie.
>>223154851Another thing: the favorite dancing girl for both of us was the blonde one that became gold.We laughed at the mummy and the wolfman A LOT!
>>223164352Whether I watch this or not depends entirely on whether a woman actually gets tied up sideways like that or not.
>>223164606Extremely based.
>>223153573>I like itWhat the fuck Leaving DC is genuinely one of the worst movies I have ever seen. I refuse to believe someone could actually like it. Also, it's my theory that the dude posting it, as well as the positive reviews it has on other sites, are from the guy in the movie
>>223165449>anon can't believe that other people aren't exact clones of himMany such cases. Hopefully you'll grow up one day.
>>223165449lots of people like it but mostly thats probably because theyre autistic. i like it because its a miracle of kino and actually great and well made.
>>223164352>le ebin japs being le blasphemous, so chic! so cool!fucking kys
>>223165509Anon, it's shit. >you can't believe some people like eating shit? Grow up.I know you're trolling me but you're doing a good job because I got memed into watching that trash >>223165515>i like it because its a miracle of kino and actually great and well madeBut none of those things you said are true. Also, the scene you're referencing might have been effective if it hadn't been copy and pasted multiple times into the movie without really any variance. I feel like I'm in crazy town talking to you psychos, this is genuinely like someone arguing that The Room is a good movie except The Room is actually better because at least it's entertaining. Fucking Bad Ben is better because it's autist has slightly more charisma than the dude I'm probably replying to right now.
House with the Laughing Windows or Torso, which should I watch next?
>>223165597>Anon, it's shitThat's your opinion and a non-sequitur.>everything I disagree with is trollingGoddamn, you're mentally a 60 IQ child. How do you even function? Do you still use a sippy cup and have someone change your diaper?
>>223165625Idk you're the one who is resorting to name calling. Are you sure you don't have an adult baby thread to get back to? Or maybe you're just hungry. Better call up to mom and let her know you're ready for your tendies!
>>223165597>copy and pastedhaha no he did the same scene multiple times on different sound files. the sort of scene no director would ever put in a movie he repeated uniquely.
>>223165655>doesn't deny any of itThanks for admitting I'm right and you're wrong. I accept your concession. Filtered. Reply more, I'll never see it. I know you will, all retards reply again. Show me how retarded you are.
>>223165752I don't feel the need to deny it because it isn't true. You're just a mud slinging retard. Goodbye. Congratulations on your shit taste and autism. You'll never be happy.
>>223165621Laughing Windows cause I havnt seen it and plan on blind buying it one day soon
>>223165449I liked it too, because I didn't know where it was going and it was a pleasant surprise to watch a horror film with no violence.That said I want nothing to do with the schizos in these threads who spam movies and fling shit over them, so I'm gonna close it now.
>>223164606women tied sideways, torture, perversion, whipping, lesbianism, urination and acid baths
>video "my top 20 satanic horror movies">19th place is "The Ninth Gate">places 18 - 2 are hit or miss, some extremely low budget productions among them>one of them is a Rob Zombie movie about witches - so that his wife can star in it - it's got nothing to do with satan or satanism at all>number one film is "The Omen"If that video had at least given me a few suggestions what to watch. I knew every film on that list except for one, and that one was shot on video with a shakey cam and no budget. Most of the others I wouldn't call "satanic". (Like for example "The Sentinel" or "Angel Heart".)
>>223167494What would you consider Satanic horror movies? And what was the low budget film you hadn't heard of?
>>223167494The Lords of Salem is my least favorite Rob Zombie horror flick
>>223167585>What would you consider Satanic horror movies?Films about satanic cults or devil worship. The Devil's Rain, The Ninth Gate, The Devil Rides Out for example. They were in that list.>And what was the low budget film you hadn't heard of?You know, I completely forgot about the title as I wasn't going to look it up anyway. I'd have substituted it for another low budget movie that was at least shot on film and had an interesting concept: "Satanic" (2016).>>223167657I think I only know "The Lords of Salem" from him and "Thanksgiving". I kind of liked "Thanksgiving" - I could see why a mysterious serial killer would want to kill those entitled brats that caused a stampede that killed people.
>>223164272It is a show for females
>>223167683Did you see Antrum?
>>223167740No. Should I?
>>223167657i like it more than his other stuff, but i guess people don't like it because it's more subdued than what he usually makes
>>223167494How is Angel Heart not satanic? Also the original book Falling Angel is much better
>>223167765If you're into that kind of thing. It's a mockumentary with the frame narrative that it shows you a film that causes some kind of violent mass psychosis. It features a lot of overt Satanic symbolism and a sacrifice ritual. It's a fairly slow burn innawoods movie. I watched it before bed and it gave me weird nightmares. I liked it a lot.
>>223167802Except for maybe the last 10 minutes, Angel Heart is a detective story. Only in the very end it turns out that Johnny Liebling has sold his soul to the devil.>>223167810OK, I'll check it out.
>>223167845>>223167802Well, OK. Maybe Angel Heart is a satanic movie. I like it anyway.
>>223167845>except for the last 10 minutes it’s a detective storyYou’re going to dislike The Ninth Gate then
>>223167683>Thanksgivingthat was eli roth, rob zombie had nothing to do with itrob zombie did two halloween flicks and house of 1000 corpses and the devil's rejects, that's what you know from his movies
>>223167767I just hate women.
>>223168161I like both "The Ninth Gate" and "Angel Heart". If it comes to Satanism, "The Ninth Gate" has at least that satanic society in the Chateau St. Martin in it.>>223168248Right, sorry.>house of 1000 corpsesI started that one but turned it off after 20 minutes / half an hour or so. Why watch cheap exploitation when you could also watch something by an actual writer/director that is well made?
>>223168304Who doesn’t
>>223168304thread theme
>>223168304no sexo for u
>>223168304You're a gay nazi. We get it.
Which ones of you pathetic cucks gave Inde Whateverthefuckhernameis a copy of COD?
>>223168668Me
The Real Ghostbusters premiered 40 years ago
Went to Trader Joe's today and got to witness the social humiliation the cashiers have to put themselves through via forced attempts of striking up conversation with every shopper as they ring them up.There is not enough cashier horror movies, despite cashier horror games being a fairly sizable subgenre..
>>223156288
>>223169429I got people doing the grocery shopping for me lil bro
>>223169548yeah your mom
>>223169603No, yours
>>223169429Yeah, working in 2026 is humiliating af. Like how did your parents fail so hard you have to work?
>>223169548I'm all for using your money to save yourself time, if you have the means. But for me, I consider shopping in the grocery store to be good for me, since it provides me the opportunity to look at everything in the store, examine the quality of produce, witness my peers and interact with them. It just seems like something I shouldn't cut out of my life.
>>223169706for me, it's the single moms
>>223169429cashier horror peaked with intruder
>>223169429Are they really required to strike up small talk with every customer at their register? That's insane.
this is Roebuck kino right here
>>223169889jesus fuck you're retardedno they aren't required, it's just something to help pass the time because all they do is stand in the same spot for 8 hours and slowly go insane, chit-chatting with customers is a brief reprieve. get a job and work for some time before you post again.
>>223169889Supposedly they aren't "required" but "encouraged to engage" with customers.>Trader Joe's President of Stores Jon Basalone shared in Episode 15 of the Trader Joe's podcast that there are only three requirements employees are told to follow: be yourself, be genuine, and be nice. Basalone explained that interactions aren't scripted; in fact, the store doesn't even require cashiers to ask the standard, "Did you find everything you were looking for?" greeting common at many retailers. What's more important, Basalone said, is for the cashiers to be able to judge whether a customer is in the mood to chat, could use a compliment, or has too many things on their mind to engage in small talk.But out of all of the stores I shop at, TJ's is the only one where they will attempt to talk to me every single time, and almost always ask "what are your plans for today?"
>>223169706this is true. probably comes with age. looking around at the new stuff vs normal go-to stuff is educational and interesting. im not talking about some new meme flavor of fritos, im talking about a new potato salad recipe at the deli, seasonal flavor bacon slabs at the meat dept, trying a different premix bag of salad greens...
>>223169915Employers require all kinds of insane things from wagies. Maybe try reading what you posted again and learn what the word "forced" means.>get a jobno
some crazy larping today
>>223169961not every grocer is trader joe's, idiot>>223170073there's always crazy larping on this fucking retarded board, this is why i stopped posting
>>223170104you should stop posting again
>>223169108No way dude. I'm not that old. Why would you lie on the internet?
>>223169961This lol. Humiliation ritual.
>>223170141>posting xtreme ghostbusters gothfuanon accept it
>>223170268It was just an excuse to post her. I never actually watched Extreme Ghostbusters until probably late 2000s. Real Ghostbusters was on when I was a kid though, so I guess I have to face it, anon.
>>223170343Loser
>>223164489what's on top of your autism list?
>>223170490no u
>>223170141>>223170343Deadliners was extreme kino along with Grundelesque.
>>223170343> It was just an excuse to post her.Pathetic.
>>223161819I wanted to say its weird he didn't say anything back to her. But if I was in his shoes I would probably be speechless due to confusion about the situation- until she took the knives out.
>>223169108Masterpiece. The only nostalgia cartoon I still watch every now and then, usually drunk. Sometimes an episode will pop in my head and I have to look it up. Like the one with this creepy fuck
>>223170141zonearchive did the best cartoon of her
>>223170513What do you mean? I sort by date, so it's whatever I most recently watched.
>>223170538I just watched some of the more horror themed ones. I don't think I've seen Grundelesque
I rewatched "The Mummy" (2017). This movie gets a lot of hate, and I get it. Technically it's well made, the shots and the special effects look beautiful. But it tries to be too many things at the same time, a horror movie, an action flick and a comedy. The action and the comedy don't work, sorry. Tom Cruise's army buddy (the guy from "New Girl") isn't funny, he's annoying and continues to be annoying even after he's killed off. And while we're already trying to accomplish too many things at the same time, why not try to shoehorn in even more Universal monsters, using Russel Crowe as Dr. Jeckyll to try to establish a "Universal Dark Universe" with a secret monster organization? Also the crusaders having visited not only the Holy Land, but also Egypt and Mesopotamia when they had no business there nor the resources to spare for those expeditions is a stretch. As is a propeller plane reaching England from Irak on the same morning and without refueling. But at least they halfway tried to explain why the plot takes place in London and don't just shoot in the California desert like Carl Laemmle did in the original mummy movies of the 1930s and 1940s.This could have been a good movie if it hadn't been an Alex Kurtzman project. In Europe this movie's rating is 12 years and older, so there's probably some 14 year old fans out there who still love it. It gets a meagre 4.5/10 from me.
>>223170703top meaning the best ones recently
>>223170832Last 10 that I've liked>The Dark Tapes>Black Mountain Side>Pinocchio: Unstrung>Escape Room>The Last House>Dolly>Son Of Dracula>Dracula's Daughter>Dracula>The Andy Baker Tape
Trying my luck here. Has anyone seen the movies 'Night watch / Day Watch' with the animated subtitles?It was really unique the way russians incorporated scenes to animate the text. Like if the scene had a bathtub and text would dissolve like liquid particlesI'm trying to find a copy with those subs
>>223170826This movie was dead as soon as the fucked up trailer came out. impossible to take it seriously after hearing that scream twice.
Tentative watch list for tomorrow morning:>As The Gods Will>Gamaland>La Parte Oscura>One Minute
>>223163328I wish the whole show was like those two episodes and they didn't try to do the whole overarching historical plot
>>223161554ICM is not a good movie and I hate all your faggots that keep perpetuating this mythClint Howard's performance is great but literally everything else about the movie is terrible
>>223170826If anything, it was trying to half be capeshit to kickstart the "dark universe".I remember the underwater zombies were surprisingly well done though
>>223171102I have seen. Great films. Read the books. The world is interesting and thought out enough it would actually make a good franchise.
>>223171270>I wish they didn't try to do the whole overarching historical plotThis but for every show made in the last decade.
>>223155039It was incredibly boring. 2 episodes of plot over how many episodes it turned out to be
So it takes place in 1971 when Jason drowns, which is completely different from the movie when he drowns in 1957. Seems they changed the date so they could add in blacks and make it more hippie focused.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs49eRHFD9c
>>223160194Iron Lung is actually the best movie on this poster. I'm not saying it's good, but it's the best one out of those.
>>223160194Liked Talk To Me and Obsession, hated Backrooms. I haven’t seen and know nothing about the other two
>>223171625> Liked Talk To Me and ObsessionShit taste. Post iq.
>>223154539Do you have the one where the old guy is Heihachi?
>>223171492Honestly looks boring. Cardellini is too cute for the role as well, even though I'm sure she's great in it.
>>223171102>I'm trying to find a copy with those subsdoesn't exist, you have to either stream it legitimately (good luck since all subs were borked years ago and replaced with standard titles) or find a dvdreally surprised they never did the third book or rebooted it
What /hor/fu has the best eyebrow game?
>>223171492this is a non-canon series since it's under victor miller's new jason universe bullshit, so you can ignore the retconsalso there's more leftover shit from the 70s still around so it's easier for hollywood to replicate it
>>223171625Everything I've heard about Backrooms makes me think it's not my kind of movie, but I thought Talk to Me and Obsession were excellent. Iron Lung is based on an indie game, and both it and Shelby Oaks are only notable because they were made by large youtube creators.
>>223171900This
>>223171902Miller needs to die, and soon. It's the only way a real Friday the 13th will get made.
>>223171935i agree, that judge was an idiot to split the franchise between the two. miller is old and will probably kick it before cunningham does. by law sean should absorb the remaining control but it would be really funny if victor left his half to some random shmuck as a final fuck you.
>>223171900S'mara
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>>223171965It'll go to whoever has control of his estate. Should be easy to throw a bunch of money for the rights and pay them a percentage of all future profits.
>>223172039oh fuck anon, apparently he died like 2 weeks agohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_Miller_(writer)i don't recall any announcements about this, also it seems he had a wife but no kids so the wife is gonna have control until sean buys her out.
>>223172145He died on the spot when he saw the trailer for the new TV show
>>223172000C h e c k e d
>>223172145>>223172167also i lied apparently he has a son. either way cunningham is sure to make a move when the show flops.
>>223172145>86 years old>no cause of death has been revealedThe fucker was 86, it's called dying of old age (aka heart/organ failure). Why do people act like it's so weird for people in their 80s to die of natural causes?
>>223172145rip to a real gangsta nigga
>>223171933Ew
>>223172170Gross
>>223171492>everything has to be a tv show now>A24This is existential horror, kind of like pic rel and this thread.
>slowed down cover of Don't Fear the Reaper starts playingYup, it's time for kino!
>>223172786Name one movie.
>>223172909here >>223171492
>Name one movieSmile (2022)
What's good and recent? Not interested in Backrooms but I watched Obsession last night, thought it was okay though the last maybe 20 minutes felt like they dropped the ball a bit. What else has come out recently?
get me to god's country (out of this thread)
>>223173032Close the tab.
>>223173019may as well check out Evil Dead Burn, since it's big budget.
>>223173019Cold StorageExit 8HokumPrimateThey Will Kill YouEvil Dead BurnDollySoulm8teBreeder, Clayface, Other Mommy, and Werwulf soon.
>>223173019Smile 2 (2024) is pretty good. Don't even need to watch the first one.
>>223172954that's a show, retard. not a movie.
>>223173166a show is either a really long movie cut into numerous pieces, or a series of really short films with many sequels
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>>223173191and then there's this kind of faggot
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I choose the monke thread
>>223173290good edish, should be the next one
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