>>223575163Self inserting Mexicans getting bullied in school so they think this is getting back at their bullies
>>223575205found the californian
This shit is about as organic as the whole clowns showing up everywhere before the IT reboot was announced and the clown world spam before Joker came out.Both of which were also Warner Media products too
>>223575238I despise every one of you self inserting freaks. Every harem anime. Every isekai fantasy. Every nerd beats the jocks movie. You’re all pathetic.
>>223575163It's amazing. Everywhere you go people talk about the Malfoid meme but you never actually see the Malfoid meme.
>>223575243every moron tries to jump something that is even a little bit liked to get views to their socials and shorts. thats why it feels inorganic . next week will be something else just like last week it was something else
>>223575163Viral marketing for the hbo show targeted porn addicts
>>223575255didnt read. i dont read anything from californians. this is my last reply because you need to pack right now go back to mexico.
>>223575163>What implications does this have for the upcoming HBO Harry Potter TV shownone but juxtaposition. harem anime chud hogwarts vs black snape getting hung from a tree by James Potter woke hogwarts. Strange times innit
I hate modern internet trends so much.
>>223575205it's a lot of those disgusting asians(indonesians, vietnamese, etc) too
>>223575163The OG Malfoid is streaming! https://www.youtube.com/live/mw5_HVxzWac?
>>223575467Did she have work done? Isn't she like 35 now?
>>223575163it's tranny propaganda, Men cannot become women.
>>22357548940. She has malfoid potions
>>223575163Getting desperate for work huh Phillip
>>223575727Uohhhhhhhhh!
>>223575163the name malfoid doesn't even make sense. malfoy is the last name, it wouldn't change with gender. dracana or something retarded like that would be more appropriate. but i suppose i expect too much out of a forced meme.
>>223575415They're both tranny shit the fact that most of it is in tranime style makes it even more obvious.
>>223575163I'm amazed reddit is letting this name fly.Most subs are run by women (or "women") who flip out over this shit and ban it on sight.Maybe they're busy chasing snizzat on the cornhole 7 after getting btfo on the linsey clancy case.
>>223575781>no meme literacy
>>223575827i have no patience for your forced memes, so naturally i don't care to be literate in this faggotry.
>>223575727Harry you sneaky fucker.
>>223575205Rent free
>>223575163Marketing campaign
I want to be her
>>223575825>mass exodus of troons from harry potter in protest >no one left to ban malfoidposting >they are harassing japanese women off twitter over tagging malfoid as malfoid, making people only hate troons more, but they're so socially weak they're mostly being laughed at when trying to troon malfoid (who is a real woman.)
>>223575975uhh...that's kinda gay dude...
Harry won because Cedric, the other Hogwarts champion, died, lol. If I remember correctly, he only managed to become an Auror through sheer luck. Snape finally got the Defense Against the Dark Arts teaching position, so he was able to use his mediocre O.W.L. results to get into Slughorn’s N.E.W.T.-level Potions class. Remember when the Sorting Hat tried to put him in Slytherin? That was what it meant when it said Harry would be great.Harry basically lives off his fame, people willing to help him at any cost, luck, and access to actual resources. He breaks the rules, and McGonagall—a notoriously strict witch—doesn’t punish him; quite the opposite, she rewards him by breaking school tradition so she can let him play Quidditch a year early.The guy was filthy rich, related to old pure-blood families, had his own house at fourteen, two house-elves as servants, and, by sheer coincidence, his wand shares the same core as Voldemort’s. He barely pays attention in class, constantly breaks whatever rules he feels like breaking, gets a magical map and an invisibility cloak; a freaking phoenix—the same one that helped create his wand—gives him a magical sword, and he even gets the best friend’s sister.The guy just gets lucky at everything.
>>223575163There WILL be a reboot of the series where Draco is a girl and the canon love interest. THE WORLD WILL KNOW THE FUJOS WERE RIGHT.
>>223576210t. Draco
I don't want to see zesty nigga Snape.
>Book 6>Harry is drowning in prophecy stress, Voldemort's mind leaking into his, and the impending war>Ginny steps up. she’s the only other person alive who actually knows what it feels like to have Voldemort in her head (from the Diary in Year 2)>she is strong, fiercely loyal, funny, and offers Harry a safe harbor>they actually start dating, and for a few months, Harry gets a taste of a normal, happy life>he loves the idea of being with her. he loves the Weasleys. this is the exact life he has craved since he was a starved orphan in a cupboard>but the entire time, he is obsessively tracking Malfoid on the Marauder's Map>he watches Malfoid deteriorating, looking like a ghost in the halls, crying in the bathrooms, suffocating under the Dark Mark>Harry is completely torn. Ginny represents peace, safety, and the light.>Malfoid represents trauma, danger, and the dark.>every logical instinct, every friend, and every mentor tells him to stay with Ginny and let Malfoid destroy herself>but he can’t. because he’s Harry Potter, and his saving-people thing is a fatal flaw>it all comes to a head right before the Astronomy Tower>Ginny confronts him. she isn't stupid, and she isn't a passive damsel. she sees the way he looks at the Slytherin table.>she doesn't yell. she just looks at him with absolute, devastating clarity.>"I can give you a home, Harry. But that's not what you want, is it? You don't want to be safe. You want to save her.">Harry breaks down, realizing she's right.>he has to sacrifice his chance at a normal, easy life with the Weasleys >because he cannot let Malfoid's soul be fractured.>they break up amicably but tragically.>Ginny lets him go to fight his war, knowing he is walking straight into hell for a girl who hates him.
>>223576269KINEMAAAAA
>>223576269It's peak
>>223576213i laughed
>>223576269 It's crazy how much more sense it all makes if Draco is a girl.
>>223576210t. Snape
>>223575975we know>>>/lgbt/go back to your containment board
>>223575243>clown world spam before Jokergod I remember that shit kek. it was fucking everywhere right until a week before the movie came out
>>223576304It just works on so many levels that it’s not even funny.
>>223575243We don't need Warner, or any creators anymore.
Was Rowling bullied by a dude or a chick?
>>223576393>just gives her a bottle of clear waterkek'd, I'm 100% on board for Snape having to suffer watching the whole tsundere-moe bullshit thing.
>>223576420honest to god one day someone will find her graduation album and we will see a Stacey just like malfoid
>>223576213the problem is the women were writing about them both being men
>>223575258
>>223576420She claims Pansy Parkinson was her bully but I'm having my doubts
>>223576393I don't usually like slop but this is well-directed
>>223576441>surpasses kino
>>223576446mexicans love this type of shit no doubt
>>223576441>Malfoid is still the actual owner of the elder wand>Voldemort can't defeat harry with the elder wand, cause Malfoid is protecting him
inorganic corpo "meme"
>>223575163
>>223576468tranny melty btw
>>223576463>>223576441Also remember at that point Harry is using Malfoy's wand
>>223576468>>223576478you 2 normies and the normies in the image are no different than bots and im saying that in a very serious way.
>>223576441This could have been the YA version of the final G Gundam fight.
>>223576434Indeed, however, homosexuality notwithstanding, Harry x Draco is conceptually peak, and Malfoid has made this so overwhelmingly clear that it renders the source material a failure. We will have TOTAL Ginny death.
>>223575781Malfoid is not her name, Malfoid is what she isHer name is Dracaena, or Lyra, or I've even seen Lucinda
>>223576468They don't actually call it a meme, they use marketing words like "trend" and you can see them doing it here
>>223576499Dracaena is nice if pronounced /dɹəˈsi:.nə/
>>223576500thanks for the bump, chud
>>223576491tranny balding
>>223576488IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER!!
>>223576500>im in my newfag savior stage please im not schizo im trying to be a good human being and save you
>>223576269This This is kino
>>223575276>HEHE DA WYTE HARRY POTTER IS LIEK ME ESE I TOO FUCK DA WHITE LADY HAHA
>hurr I can fix herNah, she'd corrupt him
>>223576513youre a bot so youre programmed to always reply back with the same bot behavior which makes any reply from you pointless and worthless, bot.
>>223576533>see's californian mexicans getting trash talked>gets mad about itthats gold, tamale
>>223576522in more ways than once
>>223576535She doesn't need fixingShe's not corrupt, she's pureThat's why her wand has unicorn hair inside it
>>223576499Should be Cassiopeia
>>223576537>this and a mirror destroy the tranny
>>223576420Girl I'd say because there's no way a boy would bully a girl once they're above the age of 12That's another thing you'd have to change for Malfoid.She and Harry couldn't be "enemies" after the first two books because that's just not how it works.Her and Hermione would hate each other though.
>>223576499>>223576562Her name is still Draco>>>/lit/25570334
>>223576446>>223576393>is unironically better than girlbosses of rohan >both are stilted soulless 80's TV anime throwbacks but one is good the AI one
>book 4>the entire school hates Harry for the Goblet of Fire, even Ron abandons him>enter Cedrica Diggory>she is the golden girl of Hufflepuff, 17, gorgeous, and the only champion who doesn't treat him like a cheating glory-hound>she actively defends him, physically confiscating the "Potter Stinks" badges from her own housemates and telling them to knock it off>Harry naturally develops a massive, embarrassing 14-year-old boy crush on her>she absolutely knows, finds it adorable, and constantly playfully teases him, ruffling his messy hair just to watch him blush>Yule Ball rolls around>Harry gathers every ounce of Gryffindor courage he has and asks her out>she gives him this incredibly soft, bittersweet smile, straightens his collar, and lets him down gently>"You're a really sweet guy, Harry, but I'm a bit old for you. Besides, there's a certain blonde in Slytherin who glares daggers at my back every time we talk. Don't leave her waiting.">she basically wingmans him into asking Malfoid out>fast forward to the Prefect's bathroom / egg hint>Harry finds her having a quiet breakdown away from the crowds>the "perfect Hufflepuff princess" mask completely shatters>she confesses how suffocating her father's expectations are, how Amos practically demands she humiliate Harry to prove Hufflepuff's worth, and how she's terrified of disappointing everyone>Harry relates completely to the crushing weight of the wizarding world's expectations>they trauma-bond just sitting there on the floor, and he realizes she's just a scared teenager too>cut to the Final Task>they fight through the maze together, saving each other's lives from the Acromantula
>>223576575look at this as many times as you need >>223576537
>>223576269>Ginny tenderly touched Harry's cheek "I can't go with you, but know that you aren't alone. The only way you can save her, is showing her she isn't alone either. Go, save her from the dark, like you once saved me.
>>223576580I see what they're getting at but the "o" ending is so distractingly male that I don't think you can get away with itDraca maybe.
>>223576592>>223576478
>>223576591>they reach the Cup. she's injured and tells him to take it, saying he earned it>Harry refuses. he wants to pay her back for being the one person who genuinely had his back all year>"We take it together. It's a Hogwarts victory.">they grab the handle at the same time, smiling, expecting crowds, music, and cheers>they slam into the cold, dead grass of the graveyard>it's pitch black. Peter Pettigrew approaches carrying a bundle.>Cedrica's immediate instinct isn't to run; it's to protect Harry.>she steps squarely in front of him, raising her wand, shielding the younger boy with her own body doing her "big sister" duty to the very end>"Who are you? What do you want?">a cold, high voice hisses in the dark: "Kill the spare.">flash of blinding green light>Harry doesn't even have time to process what is happening before the girl who spent the entire year protecting him drops dead at his feet, her kind eyes staring blankly up at the starless sky>the absolute, soul-crushing trauma sets in
>>223576524Who was the actual actor that use to post on this board back in the late 00s?
SEETHING
>>223576606good bot.
>>223576580>>223576601How about Draconica?
>>223576591>>223576611Fuck, I think this would have actually broke my heart.
>>223576615now they know how i feel when they say "bro" for every fucking meme and every other sentence they post and upvote.
>>223576579>girl teases and derides boy in their adolescence >by not picking up on this clear signaling, the sheer intentional slight of this stupid boy means she "hates" him forever and makes sure he knows it ask me how I know. >It was an ex (who was a potterhead ironically) after a short relationship that coinflipped into a broad nonspecific antagonism after romantic bungling on my part/her being a femcel.
Part of the appeal is people realizing HP lacks good female characters
>>223576615>reddit touristlel
>>223576615>4chan memes keep becoming mainstreamhow does it keep happen boys?
>>223576616>>223576615
>>223576611This is goodThough they should have one kissing scene Some talented writer should do that fic
>>223576630And Ginny is a shit romantic love interest
>>223576615>meanwhile the Petra Parker shit died as a stillbornSad!
1st year
>>223576659that comic is stupid. if she caught it the game is instantly over so harry cant "catch her"
>randomly starts speedIng upLike /pol/, /a/ and /lit/ said: tranny discord raids are behind the slop
>>2235766623rd year
>>223575163None they would never touch this with a ten foot pole. But I predict after it gets canceled after 2 seasons that in 10 years there will be a Malfoid HP anime.
>>223576591>>223576611Okay, the aesthetics of Cedrica being a cute girl does a lot of already endear me but the added scene of her breaking down about the pressures she has to go through would unironically make her more interesting to me than canon Cedric (cool as he is)
>>223576601I'm thinking Ophelia
>>223576653People always say she was written better in the books then the movies but even then, she still didn’t really have that much chemistry with harry in the books. As a standalone character shes fine though.
>>223576669anon that's neville's remembrall not the fucking snitch, it looks nothing like the snitch
>>223576669that's during the first flying lessonit's neville's remembrall
>>223576669It's based on the scene where they learn how to fly and Malfoy grabs Nevile's whatever is called that turns red if he forgot something
>>223576580>>223576580>>223576617What about Draconia? She goes by Draco formally because that's is what Lucius wanted to call the boy he was hoping for. It also explains why she's constantly trying to win her father's approval.When they finally get together Harry calls her "Nia" in their private moments together.
>>223576669that's when (s)he stole the rememball from neville and they got detention for flying without a liocense/hooch put a finger on the scale so harry would become he gyphindore seeker.
>>223576393>>223576428id watch 7 seasons of that garbage
>>223576695>hero worship to loveryeah, fucking boring
>>223575163>>223575727>>223575975>>223576269>>223576471>>223576535>>223576659>>223576650>>223576706>>223576701
FOREHEAD KISSU
>>223576712with a glass of coke im sure. fucking lawl
>>223576693Yes that's a good one>>223576706This could work too
>>223576685My prediction is we are getting popular fic characters with different names in Hogwarts LegacyLike Marauders and Malfoid
We'll have the whole saga in a few weeks.
>>223576659
>>223575163At this point someone should just make an anime clone of HP with this dynamic and cash in. I mean, it´s just literally Nagatoro goes to the magic school. In fact, someone call the people behind Little Witch Academia and pitch it for them.
>>223576612>still posting in the thread>didn't answerAnother female malfoy tourist larping like a local kek
>>223576727Does it hurt when you look at your reflection?
>>223576760no one would watch a anime clone if its not actually harry potter. they cant do that because they would get sued.
>>223576706I like it
>>223576785cringe artstyle
>>223576791finally someone said it I fucking hate how this dude draws harry especially that fourth one my god this guy should just stick to drawing women
>>223576706>>223576693>>223576580>Dracaena>literally Draco(serpent) but feminine declensionthe real question is what is the less clunky and formal pet name. Dracy? (pronounced Dray-C)
>>223576760>>223576746>>223576706I know we already have a Nagini, but why not Naga? It already means snake just like Draco is serpentine in origin.
>>223576732im more of a pepsi and makers kinda guy but i'm sure you meant something else
>>223575800Trannies refuse to touch Harry Pottah anymore
>>223576797/dɹəˈsi:.nə/ isn't that clunky. Caena (Seena) could be a pet name
>>223576779AI will make it for us in a few more years.
>>223576794its obvious he doesnt care about the character and just wants to draw a generic anime characters
>>223576817obviously, but i was replying to the wageslave that needs to bring up cashing in on it like they always do for everything. hustle culture bro like bro we got to hustle get them bags bro
Honestly Hermione should be a boy in this universe
>>223576834no
>>223576834Fuck no
>>223576834Hermes Granger
>>223576834In reality Hermoine would be a minor villain that gets killed off halfway through to prove a point that nagging women are awful to be around.
>>223576834No, because then Malfoid seething about her constantly wouldn't make as much sense
>>223576393surprisingly kinosceno
lors reminder that rowling thinks anime and fan fiction is cringe shit for trannies which is why the villain in her cormoran series is a fan of that shit
>>223576213I'M GONNA MAKE THEM GIVE BACK OUR PAST
>>223576834Fuck no, imagine missing out on the catfighting
>>223576817idk i'm thinking months. i couldn't have imagine the stuff happening right now two years ago.
>>223576915Malfoid would not kill the hipogriff
>>223576922than you werent paying attention at all. its 1000% not a surprising thing to be possible right now. in fact this should be 2 years old by now, but greed from nividia has kept us back so fucking much
>>223576834>be an insufferable know it all>but it's a dorky guyno thanks
>>223576834No but Ron should have ended up with some non main character like that one who wanted to fuck him. He's a simple man at he end of the day. outcome possibilities for the great harry potter love quadrangle of the quantum time perfect version of the book series >Hermione loses the Harrybowl to malfoid, ginny never a serious contender. >Ginny endgame, malfoid and hermione both starcrossed out of love >unfillable gulf ending: malfoid stayed on the bad side too long/missed chance at true redemption. Harry sees her at platform 9 and 3/4 10 years later with her voldemortcel political match husband, they share a look that lingers a bit too long for Hermione's liking speaking of things unsaid and lives missed out on.
>>223576935two years ago i was fucking around with dalle-3, i didn't think you could make something like this within what is probably only a few days of tweaking >>223576393
>>223576785>>223576794>>223576820Not the artist, but I thought it'd be interesting to fuck with the colours and see if I could bring more life to it. I also made it so Malfoid's skin becomes rosier over time as she falls more in love with Harry.
>>223576615Women are so stupid they don't even realize this is an opportunity to "reclaim" a slur and give it a positive connotation.
>>223576950We want Harry to get with Malfoid and this is non-negotiable.
>>223576965dalle-3 two years ago? what the fuck year do you think it is? dalle-3 was at its peak 4 years ago.
>>223576934She almost definitely would want the hippogriff to be killed
>>223576970Zoomer girlies have already reclaimed foid, the only women who get offended were born before 1999
>>223576834NoWe're not gender swapping ad hocMalfoy specifically works better as a girl, nobody else>>223576950>Ginny endgame, malfoid and hermione both starcrossed out of loveThat would be pointlessThe entire purpose here is that it's inevitable that Malfoid and Harry get together, and their love is what defeats Voldemort once and for all
>>223576950Fuck off with this NTR bullshit. If we're here for Malfoid then we're here for HarryxMalfoid
>>223576968I always wonder why the artist uses such lifeless colors, this definitely looks better
>>223576991This, girls love being their bf's foidIt's both cute and gently possessiveIt's a nice name
>>223576965I'm really curious about the stuff we'll see in, say, 5 years
>>223575163So /tv/ is 15 year old girls now?
>>223576979>what the fuck year do you think it is?honestly i have no idea anymore.
>>223575163Chinese already did it better 3 years ago.
>>223576903She wrote a villain who likes anime and fan fiction?
>>223577031if its the same one i'm thinking also a troon
>>223575163I think malfoid got so popular because it was normie men's first exposure to tsunderes.
>>223576968>>223576785Awful HarryLooks like the most generic harem manga protagonist you've ever seen>>223576903>rowlingWho?
>>223577041>tsundereswhat is the closest thing to a non anime version of this in popular western media?
>>223577041
>>223576260
When are we getting more fem anakin fanart?
>>223577031yup and hes also a tranny. dennis creed from troubled blood>>223577041you can say normalfag here, twitter normalfag
>>223576554It's comical how much better Malfoid makes Harry Potter. For most of the books you wouldn't even have to change a single line of dialog, and it would still work better by virtue of Draco being a girl.
>>223577055I can't think of one, but i don't consoom much western media.
I like the idea of Cedrica and male Hermione
>>223577074normie sounds better, faggot.
>>223577075It actually doesn't. You just have dogshit taste
THIS WHOLE THREAD:>>>/aco/
>>223577073A powerful female Force wielder turning to the dark side after losing her family and wrecking the galaxy in the process has already been done, in fact she was the final villain of the EU
>>223577057*chair clattering*
>>223577091This is 10x hotter than anything with Harry...
>>223577096Your counter argument?
>>223577019Everyone is a romantic at heart. Malfoid stirs up our passions because of its purity and honesty.
>>223577019The Coffin of Andy and Leyley taught me how easy it is to make male 4chan users in their 20's clap and jump like teenage girls. There comes a point where you realise certain types of kino can only be achieved by foid writers.
>>223576508How do you pronounce the rotated r, e, and s, and the punctuation?
>>223577140most men, yes. most foids think of men as tools and are completely unable to love us or anything else.
>>223577088>>223576834The only other characters who should maybe be genderbent should be Draco's two friends
>>223577129I kneel
>>223577147glad i'm not the only one who made the mental connection with TCOAAL.the same forces are at play.
>>223576468>Doro out of nowhere
>>223577164I think upside down r is just r, and upside down e is "uh", that sound that english uses everywhereSo "DruhSEEnuh"
>>223577164https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Phonetic_Alphabet
>>223577129Simple: I started with the Greeks and you started with Harry Potter
>>223577164druh-SEE-nuh
>>223577177No, even that dynamic is better as two guys simping for malfoid and hate potter for getting her affection
>>223577205how about adapting the oresteia with a yandere onee-sama?
>>223577184What's the connection?
>>223577205Damn, you wrote all those books?
>>223577177Nah think they still work as simp boys who do whatever she saysUntil near the end when it's her turn to be betrothed unwillingly to Voldemort, and they turn on her and hand her over
>>223577209It's funnier if they're two bulldykes
>>223577140I'm not hating, it's funny to see /tv/ be positive about something for once. It's fresh.
>>223576393who would win?a studio with a billion dollar backing, distribution network, access to famous stars, top writers, and any director they chooseor some guy using claude
>>223575163>>223575205This viral marketing trick is being spammed everywhere because the leading actor is a ftm trans and they’re trying to muddy the waters with this gender bending Malfoy crap
>>223576393Even better with sound. https://x.com/kevinleguillou/status/2106406381368574139
>>223577202>>223577206Like Drusilla sort of
>>223577245We've had that conversations many times, even before AIThere are more brilliant diamonds in the sea of shit that is the Internet than mainstream media could ever hope to artificially force into being
>>223576998>>223577003that's the ending that's the canonical ending where they give each other strange room sending their kids to hogwarts because JKR expects us to think there is any form of comradery between malfoy and harry out of the blue. >which only works if girl, again. draco just not fighting and being broken by events of the story is weak shit because he sucks, malfoid it's tragic and as the unfulfilled future. But the better ending JKR missed is the irony of Harry going from a muggle life to marrying even further in to "old money" magic and the clashing of worlds. Being a man of wizardling leisure/adventurer with his down to earth ideals enraging the remaining oldguard after this second wizarding war instead of... wizard cop. And his brood of Malfoy-Potter hyphenated last name children being a bridge between cultures/classes. The funny thing of all the things Harry gets that are slytherin/dark magic related could really be played up by the malfoid tsundre rivalry. Can speak parseltongue, can open the chamber of secrets, gets the black family locket and black family estate, steals dobby but also has kreacher a few books later, etc. You can PoVchapter malfoid fuming at the gryphindor chud being the coolest slytherin ever by accident.
>>223577245Their chance to capitalize on this decreases by the hour
>>223577239You run into Harry and ron having to pretend to be bulldykes with ploy juice potion later in the story
>>223576347>>223576393>>223576269>>223576213>>223576554>>223577147>>223577129How do I atone for bullying fujoshis on deviantart in 2009?
>>223577231I can't articulate it well but it is certainly there.both FMCs are bratty, but it is deeper than that. I think it's just a female character that has genuine chemistry with the male lead.or maybe it is the "true love" throughline.again, it isn't obvious and i articulate it poorly, but that's the gist
>>223577257Who unironically says "ftm trans" instead of just tranny?
>>223577279you don't, you did the right thing
>>223577277Kek, I posted this here instead of making a thread
>>223577269it saddens me both that we will never find all of those diamonds, and that even if we did, we would not have the time to enjoy them all
>>223577296I wonder
Can someone explain WHY Malfoid would fall for Harry in the first place?This part never gets explained.
>>223577236I accept your concession, plebe. When you're done playing videogames and watching(listening?) to youtube essays for that dopamine derrick pumping frantic little squirts of adrenaline into your brown soup that use to be a brain, you can pick up some actual literature.
>>223576213They should just make anime.
>>223577324Draco and Harry already have unreal sexual tension in the canon
>>223577314i think i saw that petra parker thing maybe for two days before it ACK'd itself, that they are seething and killing themselves over this makes it just one more iota more enjoyable
>>223577330But you didn't say that Harry Potter is shit, you said Malfoid doesn't fix anything.So far you have only said "look at this pic of some books".
>>223577324He's the chosen one. He's the plot-designated chad.
>>223577324Enemies to lovers.
>>223576468This ^
>>223577324I'm headcanoning it by cutting Ginny from the story entirely and having Malfoid be the one who used Riddle's diary in Chamber of Secrets. In other words: Harry saved her life.But if not that, then:HOT STEAMY QUIDDITCH RIVALRY JUST TURNED UP A NOTCH
>>223577324>stop ignoring me ignoring you! Harry is famous without even knowing it, the ultimate taboo in the malfoid case, and largely has masculine virtues even as a first year. And he'd rebuff her teasing before even getting sorted, so by the laws of anime and human attraction she'd then stick to him like glue so he knows exactly how much she totally hates him.
>>223577279Bullying fujos is morally correct. However, even they can make a good point once in a blue moon.
>>223577324I wish I was her
>>223577290Well it's for sure isn't >Incest>Cannibalism >Family murder>Organ harvesting
>>223577324He's cool, powerful, and popular and he represents an escape from her stifling world of family obligations and dutyThere's no reason why should wouldnt
>>223577324This question was answered long ago
>>223577324Same reason she bullies him.Ge's the big popular dude everyone likes because he is good natured.Malfoy, being the spoiled daddy's girl she is, of course wants that for herself and assumes Harry would be honored to have someone as perfect as her, but he doesn't. Not only he rejects her, but he doesn't take any of her bs and bites back when she tries bullying him.This leads to obsession, which naturally leads to a crush and by the end, when things become dire and seeks her redemption, becomes genuine affection.
>>223575163HBO is financing this to test the waters on their Pansy Parkinson rewrite, she’s an actress they’re paying a ton of money to do essentially nothing, so they’re seeing how much they can change her role in the story.
>>223575163it's actually kind of crazy how much better the series would be if Malfoy was a girl >Book 1-3 doesn't change much beyond Malfoid having a somewhat crush on Harry that's obvious to all the adults >Book 4 she fears for Harry's life after seeing the danger the Triwizard Tournament puts him in. She acts much nicer to him and even compliments his hair during the Yule Ball (they don't go together, still too early). >At the end of the year after Harry is scarred by Cedric's death and Voldemort's return, Malfoid ends up comforting him, and on the last day of Hogwarts the two share a kiss. >Book 5 they don't speak to each other all summer, embarrassed by the kiss, and at the start of the school year they avoid each other until they're forced to speak to each other about the kiss >They kiss again, and decide to become a secret couple. Unfortunately, due to secretly dating, their different class schedules, personal lives, and Umbridge, it's extremely difficult for them to spend any quality time together.>The only time they can spend together is in the Owlery late at night twice a week for an hour to catch up and talk. They both look forward to it.>Dumbledore's Army still happens, and Hermoine and Ron convince Harry not to tell Malfoid when he brings up maybe inviting her, obviously because she's one of Umbridge's Prefects. >Fast Forward to the end of the book, Malfoid catches them, hurt that Harry kept it from her while Harry is hurt that Malfoid busted him. >Then to top it all off, Malfoid's father is arrested and put in Azkaban as per the end of the book(1/2)
>>223577357This
>>223577355If i list off the myriad reasons why Harry Potter is complete garbage will you stop liking it? Of course you won't. I won't waste my time and everyone else's. What you mean by engage in discussion with you is ''Why don't you agree with me ;__;''. If i engaged and curbstomped you thoroughly i would receive a swift retarded rebuttal full of insults (just like that one) because that's all plebeians like yourself can do when faced with people like me.My ''elitism'' (as the insecure state so oft) is merely inherent from my bibliophile nature and want for a better board with a better community. I mean not to startle and insult those below me, but one must pave the path ahead with the blood of the common man. And that is you.
>>223577453No, I want you to explain why Malfoid doesn't fix anything
>>223576458>>223576463>>223576488>>223576492Yep... totally not artificial at all.
>>223577428>This leads to obsession, which naturally leads to a crush and by the end, when things become dire and seeks her redemption, becomes genuine affection.I think the affection needs to be immediate, but she doesn't admit it to herselfThat's how it tends to work in real life
>>223575163incelbros.. theyre appropriating our lexicon
>>223577413very perceptive! you're right! although the macabre is certainly an element of similarity!
>>223575163>>223577441>The evening after when the news breaks of what happened, Malfoid walks straight up to Harry in the dining hall in pure rage and delivers a loud slap. They stare at each other for a few seconds while the rest of the hall is silent, thinking she's just mad about Lucius rather than the perceived betrayal behind it>While nothing is said, their expressions and attitude towards each other make it clear: They are done.>Book 6, happens the same way, only with Malfoid and Harry being more antagonist and obsessed with each other>The bathroom duel happens, partly out of anger of the love lost between them >Harry hits her with the spell, wounds her, and is shaken to his core by what he's done to someone he loved>Malfoid doesn't forgive him and she despises him>Fast Forward to Book 7, same shit happens except during Malfoy Manner, Malfoid is the one who secretly summons Dobby to rescue Harry, the past year draining her emotionally and being terrified from hearing Hermoine's torture.>Malfoid doesn't go with them as she's too scared to abandon her mother, but a glance of each other's eyes as Harry leaves let's them know that something is still there. >Fast Forward to the Battle of Hogwarts, Malfoid, upon seeing Harry's Dead body, screams out in disbelief. She is also the one to stand behind Neville when he tells Voldemort there'll always be someone to still fight him. >Harry reveals he's alive and runs to dodge all the curses, Malfoid protects him with her own shields and together the both of them use one wand to fend off Voldemort>With the power of love, all coming back full circle, they are able to destroy Voldemort once and for all.(2/2)>"But what about Ginny"?who cares? The Malfoid dynamic is infinitely superior
>>223577467You fail at detecting organic kino
>>223577477Nah, imo its best if books 1-3 stay the same, as genuine rivalry. and things don't start developing for real until 4.
>>223575243Nah clown world was organic, they tried to kill that shit with Joker 2.The boomer meme with monster energy drinks, now that was a viral marketing scheme. Anons were madly in love with it and I can't tell why.
>>223577441>>223577485>We will never ever get Female Malfoy x Harry developing over the entire seriesMaybe in another universe
Psh. Blondes. *eyeroll*
>>223577466See >>223577205It's common knowledge for people with a higher litIQ. A dog knows what carrion is and will turn from it unless starved. You took (((their))) slop early and having acquired a taste for tallow and ditchwater then went looking for more of the same. There is no mystery in it.
>>223577501This could work. 10-12 year old kids are young enough that males and females can be genuine antagonistsBut that will melt away once they get slightly older
>>223577503>>223575243A good example of inorganic shit is everything that went down with the Minecraft movie.Like the "chicken jonkey" shit, that was just repeating that over and over and no one ever produced any OC about it.
>>223577498Sure thing.
>>223577501Agreed, by Book 4 the series is at a turning point and they're becoming teenagers, so them realizing their little rivalry is actually something deeper in Book 5 would flow very nice
>>223577522Joke's on you, I've never even read Harry Potter, or seen the movies.I just like imagining the Malfoid scenarios
>>223577529kek but you're still in this threadtsundere much?
>>223577501The thing is, as far as I recall Harry and (regular) Malfoy barely have any interaction anymore from book 4 onward. It would require a drastic rewrite.Not that there's anything wrong with that, might as well fix the rest of it all while you're at it.
>>223575163Mega cringe as hell
>>223577522So you got nothing.Have a cute Malfoid
>>223577413>>223577231Coffin is a gothic romance where the things that should (and shouldn't) bring the characters together are excruciatingly intricate. Malfoid hits those same notes that female authors love, where the lovers are inevitable to a suffocating degree while simultaneously ripping themselves away from each other due to their tragic flaws. You never know whether this will end well, or whether they even have a chance, yet even at their worst you're still addicted to their chemistry. Women have figured this shit out and it's like fucking crack.
>>223577522>heh, my barnes and noble discount paperback classics collection should tell you all you need to know about my qualifications to tear apart this childrens literature series with facts and logic it does
>>223577540It's important to spread the message.If you enjoy the themes of tsundere little rich girl falling in love with protagonist boy, then you are sadly a pawn of the jews
>>223577501You can actually pinpoint the exact moment her heart breaks
>>223577498Brown
>>223576913>I'M GONNA MAKE THEM GIVE BACK OUR PAST
>>223575415>take a boy>make them a girl>biologically they aren't cut dicks but actually womantwo different journeys, same destination. Is Bowser a boy? Is Draco a boy? Did we turn them into a woman for our comfort and amusement? There you go.
>>223577550Yeah but the general idea would be making Malfoid way more integral to the plot from 3 onwards
>>223577561>This was the catalyst
>>223577324Harry is the first person who doesn't have cortisol-inducing expectations of her. His nature gives her an opportunity to relax, and her arc is about slowly becoming comfortable with this instead of trying to narcissistically/transactionally keep score
It would be funny if HBO just makes Draco gay
I think for the first 3 or 4 books Malfoid should still be nasty to him and act like Malfoy. But in Book 5 she's starting to develop feelings and also eases up on Harry because she feels bad for what happened to him at the end of Book 4.Maybe they get together for a little bit, but if you want to keep the rest of the series similar I'd think they could only date for a book max before something forces them apart until Book 7's ending
>>223577550You'd take much of Hermione and Ginny's roles and give them to MalfoidHermione would actually get demoted significantly
>>223577578One is born a woman and the result is cute romance stuff and people writing how the story would change.The other is a dude temporarily transforming into a woman and the result is porn.
>>223577013I guess someone took my idea but forgot to use the brooms instead.I just wanted a picture too.
>>223577453>If i list off the myriad reasons why Harry Potter is complete garbage will you stop liking it? Of course you won't. I won't waste my time and everyone else's. What you mean by engage in discussion with you is ''Why don't you agree with me ;__;''. If i engaged and curbstomped you thoroughly i would receive a swift retarded rebuttal full of insults (just like that one) because that's all plebeians like yourself can do when faced with people like me.>My ''elitism'' (as the insecure state so oft) is merely inherent from my bibliophile nature and want for a better board with a better community. I mean not to startle and insult those below me, but one must pave the path ahead with the blood of the common man. And that is you.*he said while breathing heavily and sweating profusely*
>>223577279by letting yourself get dunked on for being a porn addict today and not joining the proud boys, just be cool
>>223577597They would date in secret
>>223577453If you really read all those books you wouldn’t be here.
>>223577597imo the catalyst should be the Yule ball, have them end up going together and result in them genuinely enjoying that night, making them both question things.
>>223577597they would have feelings in book 4 and get together in 5, and break up in 6
>>223577604I have seen cute romance and porn of bothYou and I both know Draco is a boy character being repurposed as a woman that makes you feel feelings. Even if you are not jacking off, because they are an attractive girl it activates you, stirs feelings inside you in ways actual Draco would never. It's all R63
>>223577123Because you are a tranny.>>223577147>by foid writersThe bitch abandoned her game and the motherXson incest is way better, plus it has a mod wrote by a guy that didn't quit.
>>223577540>kek but you're still in this threadYou're trying too hard. Every post you've made has been defensive and obvious.
>>223576347>>223576393Man im gonna be sad when this meme dies off in a week or two. Most fun I've had thinking about Harry Potter since the movies
>>223577559>STOP LIKING THINGS I DON'T LIKE
>>223577597Am I the only one that wants Harry and malfoid to remind distant until the very last battle of Hogwarts where malfoid finally gains some courage to help Harry fight Voldemort?
>>223577641Cope
>>223577501where did you get this picture of me when I was younger before i got fat?
>>223577550In half blood prince draco plays a bigger role but after that he isn’t really involved except for the very end.
>>223577555Digits more legit than that posers book collection.
What is the consensus?>(A) Harry picks someone else to go to the ball with and Malfoid gets jealousor>(B) Under some pretenses, Harry and Malfoid go to the ball togetherThis depends on what their relationship status is like prior to the dance itself.
>>223577630imo Malfoid should try to ask Harry to the ball but she's makes it come off as a weird joke and Harry brushes her off thinking she's trying to prank him, and Malfoid ends up regretting it for the rest of the Yule Ball
>>223577655Yes that's too much. It squanders the premise reducing it to just "stop voldemort" They need to be enjoying their interactions with each other for several books, even as her family obligations conspire to push them apart
>>223577147Wait, I have an idea. What if I were pretend to be a woman in order to tap into this market and get in comfortable with women spaces?
>>223577593They are definitely going to negatively react to this and double down on the pozzed shit.
>>223577655It needs some build up to not seem contrived, though their relationship should hit rock bottom in 6, when Harry uses sectum sembra on Malfoy
>>223577676Can we get an Option C):>Harry picks someone else, Malfoid gets jealous and forces him to change his mind
>>223577607
>>223577676B
>>223577623A sadly too uncommon trope.
>>223577676I think AHe goes with some bitch, and Malfoid goes alone She seethes and Harry neglects his official date because he's too interested in Malfoid. This could precipitate a little scene where Harry's date cries and runs away and he has to go after her
>>223577676What if with B>Because of the other schools there, the Yule Ball is seen less as a romantic dance and more as a dumb political thing for the triwizard competitors.>Harry has to go with someone who is of high status, and he doesn't want to so he keeps putting it off>On the last day one of the teachers calls Harry and Malfoid in and tells them they will be going to the Yule Ball together because, "The Malfoys are of high status, have made tons of donations to the Wizarding World, and Harry and her being seen together for that night in front of the other schools will do wonders for Hogwarts Reputation"
>Ron is doing all of this just so his bro can get laid
>>223577727It's peak
>>223577676A. Them getting together too early is less interesting.
>>223577720>my father must not hear of this
>>223575163None tbqdesu; its just an indicator that late 2026 era zoomers are just as much tranny-obssessed coombrained retards as early 2018 era zoomers were
>>223577733What a man you are, Ronald Weasley.
>>223577733What the fuck is Dobby doing?
>>223577706If anything, this part is where malfoid is falling for potter, knowing how strong his convictions are and how serious he is. Potter isn't playing around.
>>223577649Same, seeing /tv/ come together and enjoying something feels like my soul lost a heavy weight I didn't even know I was carrying. I know it can't last but I've been loving every second of it. It's almost like we are back in the good old days of old 4chan.
>>223577757Fathoming that a given character would work better as a love interest isn't AGP you retard
>>223575205Brother, the whole book series is just a woman projecting insecurities over possibly being bullied and other women.>>223576441I read somewhere that this could be a great ending to the book that utilizes the idea of the love against a man who can't be loved, the power of a pure maiden heart (draco literally utilizes a wand that's made out of an unicorn horn through the books) and his biggest mistake.
>>223577757There's barely any porn though, most of it is cutesy stuff
>>223577290>>223577184Thoughts? >>223577554
I don't do social media, where are you guys finding all this stuff? Is there a booru or something? I want to contribute but I have no idea where to look.
>>223577798Try danbooru or gelbooru
>>223577720>>223577623A secret tryst is peak because it builds the theme the private intimacy between a couple which only they can understand, which is only revealed to the world at the end.Voldemort never stood a chance, because this union was always there unknown to him
>>223577767Scaling. Dumbledore said multiple time sin the books that elf magic is extremely powerful and can overpower any wizard. But because they are submissive slaves they will never utilize it.
>>223577798pixiv and social media
>>223577773>/tv/These people are self admitted tourists from /v/ and Twitter
>>223577798I'm just seeing in on twitterI liked a couple of them and now my feed is nothing but Malfoids
What if she turned him to the dark side though?
What if in Book 5 Malfoid and Harry are secretly dating, but Cho Chang tries to flirt with Harry like she did in the book and Malfoid gets pissed
>>223577746This
>>223577840>High school dramaBoring
>>223577834She's not ON the dark sideHer family is but she's very young and doesn't really know anything about thatShe's just a kid with a lot of expectations placed on her by her family
>>223577789tons of Bowsette cute/romantic
>>223577854>High school Dramabut enough about Harry Potter from the third book to the final one....
>>223577840>>223577810Them dating in secret is boring because it removes her genuinely working for Voldemort and a potential redemption arc
>>223577834Its more interesting for her to have a redemption arc.
>>223577757These niggers use a discord to raid dead boards though compared to bowsertroons
this halloween's going to be wild
>>223577767Revenge
>>223577550That's when most actual Malfoy things happen though for his character development into a broken weakling who stands for nothing/is the victim of fate as a cute girl. Broadly the story works perfect unchanged besides the romantic feelings they both deny + a stronger Harry based late book subplot of trying to save malfoid from herself. >book5 she's Umbriges top gal >active antagonist to Harry and dumbledores army, full evil yandre arc >book6 still the breaking point >gets forced to take the dark mark to save her family >harry sectum sempra's malfoid and she almost dies in his arms >brings death eaters to the school via the vanishing cabinet >can't bring herself to kill dumbledore, is not too far gone, snape saves her from the moral taint (/as pre agreed with albus) >book7 >malfoid doesn't confirm harry is harry while captured (could punch it up here a lot, big opportunity to expand the rule63 relationship) >harry disarms her and runs off (could add a come with us or deep staring scene) >in the battle of hogwarts harry saves malfoid from room of requirements fire >narcissa malfoy asks harry if malfoid is alive (yes) and protects harry from voldemort by saying he's dead when he isn't You could completely rewrite the story by just adding to book 7 and everything previous falls into place. The half blood prince I'd say is the turning point, the big shock of sectum sempra being a killing curse making him reevaluate how he actually views his hated (girl) rival.
>>223577864Fuck no, the vast majority was porn because Bowsette had nothing, just a design.With this people spend as much time talking about the plot implications as drawing, and an almost none of the art is porn
>>223577867Not really, if they break up before Book 6, the plot still plays out almost exactly the same, before she redeems herself in Book 7 after realizing the error of her ways and what Harry taught her to be
>>223577867I don't think soThat just creates tension for herShe is dating Harry and loves him, but also loves her father, who is the one who has her work for VoldemortSo she feels obligation in two directions and doesn't know what to do, so she's keeping both sides of her life secret from the other, hoping to figure out some solutionShe'd get more and more desperate as the end approaches
>>223577324Their first interaction is him publicly rejecting her offer of friendship.
>>223577777Quints of ultimate truth.
>>223577892>post Odessey where both of them are rejected by Peach>"What if I were your princess, Mario?"dafuq you talkin about?
>>223577664>if you like what I dont like youre brownEat shit, faggot.
>>223577889>sectum sempra being a killing curse making him reevaluate how he actually views his hated (girl) rival.I just don't think it's plausible for a boy that old to have a "hated girl rival". That's just now how boys feel towards girls. Rivalry is a male-male thing.Have him use sectum sempra on her in the context of losing his temper and accidentally hurting her badly
>Malfoy is literally the exact opposite of Harry in every way>Lacks courage or conviction >Forced by his overbearing family to do things he doesn't want to do>Doesn't have strong social connections >Relying on his family for everything >A couple of times I think he's autistic Why would you want a girl version of this?
>>223577602The Room of Requirement had provided them with a long, polished table, several battered cushions, and - most irritatingly, in Harry’s opinion - a smug-looking silver goblet sitting at the far end.“Again,” said Lucia.Harry lowered his wand. “I’ve done it about fifty times.”“And failed about fifty times.”The goblet stood exactly where it was at the start of the evening.Lucia raised one pale eyebrow. “Of course. Perhaps it merely chose not to come.”Harry glared at her. Lucia Malfoy had always possessed an extraordinary talent for making him want to hex her. Lately, however, there was something different about the way she looked at him - something that made the back of his neck prickle whenever he caught her staring.She had volunteered to help him practice, supposedly at the insistence of Snape that "Potter should not make the whole of Hogwarts a laughing stock by getting killed in his first Triwizarding Task, no matter how amusing it would be"Harry suspected this was only partly the reason.“All right,” he said, gripping his wand again. “Accio goblet.”Nothing happened.(1/2)
>>223577893No breaking up, in books 4-6 is when things develop but with nothing really solid, but with both wondering if it could be something more.The dire circumstances of book 7 would be what makes them drop the masks and admit what they feel.
>>223577880>>223577733Dobbyposting is basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1oj35-AnJo
>>223577931I (projecting myself onto Harry) can fix her
>>223577856What if they become evil because of each other and they defeat Voldemort early but then they become the main villains and it ends tragically of course. I think it has more staying power.
>>223577931Damsel in distress, crying out for rescue from her overbearing family
>>223577867>boringnah, see it like this mateBook 5 she's working for Umbridge while Harry is doing D's Army but Harry can't tell her because none of his friends thinn it's a good idea due to her being close with Umbridge (and since Umbridge uses truth serum a lot it would be too risky if she suspected Malfoid)So it's Harry keeping this secret from her while also keeping the secret that he's dating her from everyone else AND having to keep his Dumbledore's Army secret from Umbridge. It adds the perfect tension for Book 5, especially when it all blows up in the end
>>223577924Damn, one pic, totally the same and removes the fact that all discussion developed into ERP since it was all abiut the porn
>>223577933Lucia sighed and rolled her eyes. “You’re thinking too hard.”“I’m trying to summon it!”“You’re practically asking it. Trying to persuade it. There’s a difference.” She stepped closer, lowering her voice. “Don’t think about the wand movement. Don’t think about the word. Order it! Think about wanting it close by. To to hold it in your hand..."Harry looked at her.For once, Lucia wasn’t smirking.Her green eyes were fixed on his, and there was an odd softness in them that Harry couldn’t quite understand. She seemed to realise he had noticed and immediately looked away, a faint flush creeping up her cheeks.“Well, go on,” she muttered.Harry turned back towards the goblet.He imagined his fingers closing around its handle. He imagined the weight of it. He imagined it flying across the room-“Accio goblet!”The silver goblet shot towards him and Harry barely caught it ... before it smacked him in the face.For a moment there was silence.Then Lucia gave a clattering little laugh."That's more like it. Now, let's do it another fifty times."(2/2)
>>223577757Bowsette is just a dumb concept that became an twitter coombrained trend, because even in the original comic that it came, it literally plays as a joke the idea of Mario and Bowser dating, which is what it is at the end of it, a joke.Malfoid would've been the same, if it not showed the clear and obvious problems the book series, and the glaring issues that if it had been in the book, it could've vastly improved some areas of it. The tranny obssesion was the Petra Parker, that was terrible and why it died so quickly because it just didn't make sense outside of genderbending.
>>223576468kek this and it isn't even subtle
>>223577956Perfect. Lovers on opposite sides of some secret war is a classic plotHow much can they share with each other, how much do they want to share?
>>223577892I believe this is a big part of what is making women seethe about the whole thing. If it was just porn I think they would largely ignore it. Just like women don't really feel threatened by strippers. The fact that men are caring about it in a more pure and romantic way is driving them insane.
>>223577971>>223576468You say that about everything.
>>223577974>making women seetheWomen aren't upset about this. It's just trannies on bluesky and millennial communists on Reddit who will never forgive Rowling
>>223577933>>223577964Cute
>>223577776It is literally the clinical definition of AGP on a mass scale you retard lmao; also wtf do you mean "work better as a love interest"? He's a barely a character after POA >>223577550 >>223577789Doesn't make it any less gay/troony/AGP bro; malfoy represents a very specific 20th century British children's lit stock character/archetype (the smug pompous old money gentried bully) & theres nothing inherently feminine or female-coded about his behaviors or attitudes. My theory is that zoomies raised on Gravity Falls ten years ago relate to him primarily as a gender-swapped version of Pacifica Northwest
>>223577974The women I've seen seething is mostly because of the use of foid in the name.The ones truly seething are trannies because it's completely overshadowed their Petra Parker OC where Spiderman troons out
Reminder that in book lore, the core of Malfoy’s wand is made from the hair of a unicorn, a symbol of purity. Its also stated that "Unicorn hair cores produce consistent magic and are the hardest to turn to the Dark Arts."Meanwhile Draco's wand is made of Hawthorn wood and "Hawthorn wood suits wizards dealing with internal conflict or turmoil. Great for bottle Dark Arts but also for kinder Healing magics."So Malfoid in canonically decreed by fate to be a Tsun that wants to be pure and loving but is conflicted over their family's evil allegiance to Voldemort.>TL;DR, Malfoy is quite literally written to be Harry's enemies-to-lovers love interest but JK Rowling was too cowardly to see it through
>>223577971God damn do I love the Tatami GalaxyIf I get good enough to read Japanese proficiently I hope to read it along with some Itoi novels.
>>223577710Kino enough...
>>223577948Funny enough, by the end of the book, Malfoy is a babied loser that gets taken away by his parents literally coddling him. There's nothing to fix, he's just pathetic
>>223577931I mean quite simple, you put these qualities on a guy, and he's obviously lame to guys and no one wants to project itself on him, and only a few girls find it endearing, but that's about it, most would find him annoying (as they do).Put these qualities on a girl, and the guys find it endearing. Girls will probably project their issues on her, and everyone wins.
>>223578006>AGP>codedYep, it's a tranny.
>>223578006>Pacifica NorthwestOH NOOO MAFLOID TROONS BUSTED LMAO I KNEW I RECOGNIZED THIS SHIT FROM SOMEWHERE
It seems like everyone generally agrees Book 1-3 would remain the same, but after that the plot gets hazy and most of us can't really agree how it would go >Do they go to the Yule Ball together or is it too early?>When do they reveal they have feelings to each other?>Do they date in public or secret?>How does Malfoid's relationship change what happens in Book 6?
223578006You will never be a woman and this will haunt you to the end of your days.
>>223577840I feel like they should get together in half blood prince but more towards the start of the book. Malfoid and harry are happy together but malfoid has to juggle the inner conflict of her love for harry and not wanting to disappoint/betray her family. She reluctantly helps the death eaters with their plan to kill dumbledore. Harry is betrayed and thinks malfoid was just manipulating him. Maybe hermione or rom could have suspicions about malfoid and try to warn harry but harry being naive doesn’t listen
>>223577952bingo, it's a kino trope
>>223578009>The women I've seen seething is mostly because of the use of foid in the name.Yeah but it just works, it's short and flows naturally into the name. It's a pretty amazing coincidence.
>>223578042>You will never be a woman and this will haunt you to the end of your days.You'll never be White, rajesh
>>223578006I never watched Gravity Falls.Hell, I didn't watch cartoons in general, I mostly just watched Generation Kill and The Pacific, otherwise I just played games.
>>223575163None. J.K.Rowling would hate it because shes a shallow cunt that hates men
>>223578019Guys simply are better partners than girls. Helping others is at their core.
>>223578060>y-y-you're indianYeah that's gonna be a concession from me dawg. Better head back to your discord and workshop some better shitposting material for the next thread.
>>223578006>female-codedGod, you people are so used to your Newspeak you don't even realize how badly it gives you away.
>>223577655no you are just a fellow book knowerer >>223577889book 5, 6, and 7 pretty much set out the yandre to endgame arc already. Have the emotionally tattered malfoid break down in Harrys arms after the room of requirements fight and it's kino >>223577930it's anime rules/fantasy of women being even threats (here due to magic) that'd they'd have an active rivalry across the dueling clubs of their youth and wizard war2 of the late books. But you have latched on to why it's different ultimately, which is why I'd make seriously hurting her a big pivot point in his perceptions. They wouldn't have a rivalry in truth, not as late teens, underneath the suspicion she's a death eater. Yet they'd still be at each others throats up until this point, year previous when she's one of umbriges prefects and here as harry dogs her relentlessly for doing shady shit. almost killing draco (male) having any effect on harry in the books is weak as hell really. He's right about everything+malfoy gets dumbledore killed. Flip it and it adds to the ryona malfoid goes through for 3 straight books and is a catalyst for Harry to want to atone/save her (aligning with dumbledore not wandless magicing draco off the tower and snape taking the moral blame)
>>223577840Nah, Malfoid should stay pure and maiden like up until the ending.
Has JK made any comment on the phenomena?
>When Harry uses the ressurection stone he starts sweating nervously because he hasn't seen or heard from Malfoid all night. When it activates and he only sees his parents, Remus, and Sirius there he breathes a sigh of relief and feels his chest lighten knowing she's still alive out there.someone needs to make a damn fanfic already
>>223578006Who do you think you're fooling? I don't project myself onto Malfoid. White men want a racist tsundere blonde GF and Malfoid accomplishes exactly that.
>>223578030Its like 1:1 honestly, i'm astounded that, as far as i can tell, nobody else has made this connection
>>223578107Rowling doesn't really care about the HP fanbase, he only talks about Harry Potter to announce new stuff.
>>223578090>a shitskin from a discord defending tranny tier swaps telling someone to go back to discordnow thats funny. some real saetre tier stuff lel
>>223578103Barefoot and pregnant by the battle of hogwarts and defending both her unborn child and husband-to-be by blasting voldie to bits with him
>>223578009
>>223578118Because the concept or trope of rivals to lovers/unrequited lovers isn't new to western media, just that this generation doesn't have one. Zoomers had stuff like Pacifica, Millennials had Asuka and Helga. We are just losing the sacred texts of a blonde "ojou" "tsundere" or for the non weebs, a bitchy blonde, who eventually falls in love with the dorky guy.
How would Lucius Malfoy react to Harry expressing interest in Malfoid? Would he beat her for associating with not just a filthy half-blood but the boy who vanquished the Dark Lord and sent the Death Eaters scattering?Or would the dynamic change since Malfoid is an only child and he would start thinking from a dynastic perspective? Despite Harry's diminished lineage, he is still descended from a prestigious line of purebloods such as the Potters? And also, would blood of the Peverell family, (which defeated Death itself) prove to be a formidable asset to the Malfoy family, aside from the massive fortune that the Potters left their son? Would Lucius also warm up to Harry and start his own tsundere arc too?
>>223578146Ew no
>>223578006How many people have you seen saying they want to be Malfoid?
>>223577793yeah that anon put it better than i did. the characters have an insane amount of tension, fight a lot, and yet they always find their way back to each other because it seems they are "meant to be," and both struggle to turn it into something genuine and healthy. of course enemies-to-lovers is much different than codependent siblings. but it seems like there is a significant amount of middle group, and that middle ground is what makes it so appealing to the same sort of male audience.
>>223577876>hot blonde sluts will be running around cosplaying malfoid pouting and sneering all night until they get shitfacedwatch out for those ketamine fueled orgies guys
>>223578174Just his fellow discord trannies. Never once seen it here or anywhere else in public.
>>223578193I reject your reality.
>>223578193It's already started
what in the nigger fuck is this "dobby and dumbledore" subplot?
>>223577876>incoming esluts trying to get on the trend
DUMBLEDORE, VERY CALMLY:“HARRY POTTER!DID YOU ASK MALFOID TO THE DANCE?!HER FATHER IS SO FUCKING PISSED!I HAVE NEVER SEEN LUCIUS MALFOY THIS ANGRY IN MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE!HE HOOKED DOBBY UP TO A CAR BATTERY AND A PINATA AT THE SAME TIME!THEN HE USED A TIME SPELL TO TURN SECONDS INTO HOURS!HARRY, I WALKED INTO THE ROOM AND HAD NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT I WAS LOOKING AT.DOBBY WAS JUST HANGING THERE, GETTING BONKED BY THE PINATA EVERY FEW SECONDS, WHILE LUCIUS WAS STANDING IN THE CORNER SCREAMING ABOUT THE MALFOY FAMILY HONOR.FUNNIEST SHIT I EVER SAW.I HAD TO LEAVE THE ROOM BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD.EVEN SNAPE WAS TRYING NOT TO LAUGH.AND THAT MAN DOESN’T EVEN FUCKING SMILE.BUT, HARRY…THIS ISN’T A JOKE.YOU ASKED DRACAENA MALFOID TO THE DANCE.YOU HAVE PROVOKED THE MALFOY FAMILY.YOU HAVE DISTURBED THE PEACE OF HOGWARTS.YOU HAVE CAUSED LUCIUS MALFOY TO COMMIT WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT WAS.THE MINISTRY IS PROBABLY GOING TO HEAR ABOUT THIS.THE DAILY PROPHET WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS.THE GOBLINS WILL PROBABLY HEAR ABOUT THIS.HELL, I WOULDN’T BE SURPRISED IF VOLDEMORT HEARS ABOUT THIS.I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND THE GRAVITY OF THE SITUATION.THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS MATTER.THEREFORE, AS HEADMASTER, I HAVE BEEN FORCED TO TAKE DISCIPLINARY ACTION.I HAVE CAREFULLY CONSIDERED YOUR ACTIONS.I HAVE CONSULTED THE PROFESSORS.I HAVE CONSULTED THE PORTRAITS.I HAVE EVEN CONSULTED THE FUCKING SORTING HAT.AND AFTER MUCH DELIBERATION…I HAVE DECIDED THAT YOU WILL RECEIVE…5000,000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR.NOW GO TO THE DANCE, HARRY.
>>223578212Chat, is this real?
>>223577880HOLY FUCKING KINOWE ALSO NEED MORE OF THIS
>>223578158lol
the best thing to come out of this is the Luna Lovegood Quibblerposting desu baka senpai
>>223578212nice>>223578244>HE HOOKED DOBBY UP TO A CAR BATTERY AND A PINATA AT THE SAME TIME!nice, nice
>>223577971>scaredIn their defense, /a/ is a dogshit board infested with trannies and the most faggot jannies possible that will ban you for 30 days for talking something good or bad about their favorite characters or shows.
>>223578108this is so kino
>>223578244kek
>>223578245Yeah
>>223578260Dumbledore looks like a creepy gay here
>>223578174might b cool
>>223578261>Luna Lovegood Quibblerpostinggo on
there is already malfoid rp asmr
>>223578171>Lucius coming to terms his son in law killed the dark lord yet is also the chosen heir to the black family and from strong if minorly mudblooded wizarding lineage BUT also publicly embarrassed you, stole your house elf, caused the near wizarding ruin of your family between book5 and 6, and has clearly been piping your only daughter well before this awkward formal request to begin courtship I'd want Lucious to icily ask Potter about Dobby only to then learn he died. Just peak awkwardness between all parties.
>>223578244>HE HOOKED DOBBY UP TO A CAR BATTERY AND A PINATA AT THE SAME TIME!LMAO
>>223578165>We are just losing the sacred texts of a blonde "ojou" "tsundere" or for the non weebs, a bitchy blonde, who eventually falls in love with the dorky guy.True true, only the faces & names change, but the song remains the same
>>223578273HOT DAMN!!
>>223578287We really don't got these anymore.
>>223578281https://rplay.live/play/6abf8032a358d61e429bdc96
>>223578244lmfao>GETTING BONKED BY THE PINATA EVERY FEW SECONDSwait wutlike he was being struck BY the pinata?
What's wrong with these trannies
>>223578276He is one, it’s very accurate fanart
>>223578244KEKAROOOOOOOWE NEED A GOBLIN ABUSE COMIC VERSION OF THIS
>>223578305Modern day fanfiction is on a whole other level
>>223578297Alpha gigastacy mean girl is verboten because it absolutely destroys the "i'm just a le girl" narrative that Gringotts/Skeeterwood is pushing, hoping to avoid the absolute VeritaserVKE that it shines on the female psyche
>>223578330They're coping so hard in Bluesky I'm crying
>>223578297The last one I remember is Cordy+Xander and that one went up in flames.
>>223578246>>223578340>/dbs/ is here What’s going on?
>>223578334Hoestly, he was probably sniffing Potter's scarf before Malfoid ruined it for him
>>223578330This is the first time I've heard of a big name artist throwing off the Tratar yoke all by themselves.They're losing bigly...
>>223578352Cordy x Angel all the way
>>223576441>>223576463>>223576488>>223577777Oh my god
Why didn't Harry just...?
>>223578349lmao>>223578342>Alpha gigastacy mean girl is verboten because it absolutely destroys the "i'm just a le girl" narrative that Gringotts/Skeeterwood is pushingMy sides, holy shitI haven't had this much fun on /tv/ in ages
>>223578246
>>223577676A, but Malfoid, jealous that Harry is taking some other girl, decides to force Ron to take her to the dance to get back at him
>>223578396K I N O>>223578353This entire site is ours.
>>223578244fucking kek
>>223578260>"Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go make Dobby rub his genitals on some rusty knives"
TRVTH NVKE
>>223577676A) but it goes about as well as the canon version (both immediately bail on their dance partners) and they meet up in the gardens afterward
>>223578330they can't hate anyone more than they already hate themselves
>>223578349>reposting the artwork on twitterHAHAHAHAHAHAAHATOTAL TROON DEATH
>>223578118a very good catch thoughthe hilarious melty to it only proved it completely correct
>>223578417That's a lot of words too bad I'm not reading them.
>>223578349TOTAL TRANNY DEATH
>>223578417I kneel
>>223578417>justifying green eyes instead of gray>cringey final linei don't have to read anything in between to know its shit
>>223578349>>223578330>Gender bend the dull Draco, hate relationship with Harry to a new redemption arc for Malfoid, even better storyline>A better relationship than the hag ass redneck Hermione>Malfoid is a complete new character, with no trans representation attached to her>Trans foid get angry cuz they can’t have a r representation for their ideology
What in the actual fuck is going on with Dobby and Dumbledore?What the fuck is their JJK side plot where they're destroying the entire universe in one epic fight???
>>223578471I’m seeing it for the first time too but I think it’s a power scaling thing. There were similar JJK/DBZ edits made when people learned about Franklin Richards from Marvel Rivals
>>223577676A)Harry takes another girl, despite Malfoid knowing the Ball is purely for appearances only rather than something romantic, it's infuriated by the idea of someone else taking Harry but she doesn't know why that is.She decides not to bring a partner, and rejects anyone that proposes to it (instead of how he invited someone from his house). She comes in this gorgeous green dress, and instead of the line that reads that even Malfoy didn't pick on Hermione for her gorgeous dress (yes that's real), we get a similar scene for our trio, mainly Harry.Even if she didn't get the man and the Ball, she won the war.
>>223578471>>223578486Canonically the house elves are cool with being indentured servants to Hogwarts because they may make nothing more than tablescraps of salaray and sleep on dungeon beds but its leagues better than being beaten. Literally an Oompa Loompa deal. In one of the books Hermione was trying to protest their shitty treatment until eventually she gave up because nobody, even the elves she was standing up for, gave a shit. So the fans are running with it that Dumbledor gives no fucks about the elves. Dobby is just a fun punching bag being the most iconic elf, a silly guy, and probably because you have the scene where Lucious kicks him down the hall. The meme is just running its course, it's fun.
>>223578471Dumbledore is just maxxing out Dobby's zenkai boosts so that when he inevitably leads the goblin revolt against the ineffectual (((Ministry))) led nonces like Fudge and Thicknesse he would actually stand a chance and inflame anti-wizard rhetoric among Elfkind
>>223578471
>>223578530Lmao
>>223578035I’m anti Yule Ball, it’s too early unless you totally morph the series into a romance. It’s better to simply show Malfoid being jealous seeing Harry take someone else. Simultaneously people want to keep the bathroom scene in book 6 so I guess their relationship can’t really take off until book 7.
>>223578530>have house servant>with the caveat they can never be handed clothing or else they will be set freeSo wait, that means no laundry tasks for them at all? What kind of a slave is it if you can't make them do your laundry? That's like having a cell phone that can't save contacts.
I can't imagine ever being in a place mentally where I start arguing with people over fanfiction in a childrens book from 30 years ago.
Lucius: Potter, I have been watching you carefully. You possess remarkable potential. Your ambition is even more impressive. I will teach you everything about our house. Our history, traditions, influence...And powerful magic that has been passed down through generations.Harry: You're serious?Lucius: Completely. I believe knowledge should be given to those capable of using it. And you, Potter, are clearly capable.But before we begin...Dracaena.Malfoid: What?Lucius: Please let go of Potter for five minutes.Malfoid: No.Lucius: Five minutes.Malfoid: No.Lucius: Three minutes?Malfoid: No.Lucius: One minute?Malfoid: Absolutely not.Lucius: Dracaena, you have been holding onto him since breakfast.Malfoid: He was cold.Lucius: We are standing next to a fireplace.Malfoid: That doesn't mean anything.Lucius: It means you have been using the fireplace as an excuse for six hours.Malfoid: I have not!Harry: She's been holding my arm this entire time.Malfoid: Because you keep trying to leave!Harry: I was going to the bathroom.Malfoid: You could have told me.Lucius: Potter, I am beginning to understand why you survived Hogwarts.Harry: How?Lucius: Pure confusion.Malfoid: Father, stop talking.Lucius: I haven't even started. Potter, if you join us, I can teach you spells that most wizards never know...Ancient magic, family wards, and perhaps a few secrets the Ministry would rather remain secrets.Harry: That sounds interesting.Malfoid: See? He's staying.Lucius: I was speaking to Potter.Malfoid: And I'm listening.Lucius: Of course you are. Now, Potter...Your first lesson begins tomorrow.Harry: All right.Lucius: Excellent. Dracaena, please let go of him now.Malfoid: No.Lucius: ...I give up.Harry: Can I at least get my arm back?Malfoid: No.Lucius: Welcome to the Malfoy family, Potter.Harry: I haven't joined your family.Lucius: Give it time.Malfoid: Father!Lucius: What? I am merely observing the situation.
>>223578599they cannot be granted personal possession of clothing. they can do laundry.
where dat new thread
>>223575727Idgi
>>223578588The Yule Ball can work if them going together is the result of a bet.Both think its going to be miserable but they end up having a decent time, even enjoying it at times.It can just be the catalyst that sends them down the path of romance, not the end point.
>>223578588I agree. Make this shit SLOW burn as FUCK
>>223578530isnt this from batman breaking a nazis arm or some shit lol
>>223578623Just move here>>223567399
>>223578622Am I not remembering how the book did it? Because Harry slipped the sock into Tom's diary and iirc Lucius didn't even tell Dobby to keep it, he just told him to hold the possession.
>>223578639We're almost to 500 why stop now?
>>223578588>unless you totally morph the series into a romanceisn't that part of the point?
>>223578530
>>223578626The lenses of his classes can see through her clothing, he was seeing her naked
>>223578651>he's a touristoh no......threads on /tv/ are 300 to bump limit....
>>223578604you may genuinely not be in the correct place then.
>>223578650i think that was the book logic because i remember wathcing the movie and knowing that they didn't follow the rules exactly in that scene
>>223578665Please tell me you are pretending to be retarded.
>>223578588Right, you don't want to turn the entire series into this romanceThere is other shit going on and Harry is still the main character, not Malfoid. The Malfoid romance is a subplot that grows in importance
>>223578674tch, typical
>>223578654To a degree but you can't overdo it.
>>223578699true. but i'm just saying i don't think them going to the ball ruins it necessarily, since you don't HAVE to pivot to a full romance then, especially with everything else in the plot going on
>>223578665>>>/v/749070141we're homebut make sure to post about the game for the first couple of posts so you know who doesn't you know what
>>223578623>>223578639I got you>>223578735
>>223578721Ye that's trueThey could still go to the ball as friends/enemies
>>223578660this is like those fluffy threads but themed
When was the last time a /tv/ thread got to 500 posts without it being some sort of hardcore 1 on 1 autist shitposting?
