Fans really wrote a better Harry Potter than JK Rowling
They just put anime tropes into a western franchise.
>>223587884How is Harry Potter so much more compelling than Lord of the Rings?You never see LotR having threads like these.
trannies trying to take harry potter away from its "problematic" creator*You've outted yourselves you cancerous woke parasites
>>223587884I only read a few, but this is the kind of cringe that makes even thinking about reading fan fiction an endeavor of the utmost retardation.
>>223587928LOTR is much more sacred that's why.
>>223587884I can't believe I'm having harry potter fatigue bros
>steam rolled straight into Agents of CIA levels of cringe and faggotrygenuinely impressive it took baneposting 4ish years to fuck up and it took you twitter retards 3 days
This thread is an ad meant to generate interest in the recent HBO nigger reboot of Harry Potter.Do not bump this thread, otherwise the pajeet who made it will get a raise.
>>223587968you mean more boring
>>223588030It doen't have staying power, it'll run dry in a month, because gooners can't compete with the women who've been shipping harry and draco for yearss.
>>223587884>been watching alot of podcasts recentlyLol>>223587928HP is generic and a testament to failed potential, LOTR is already perfect and doesnt need anything added or changed for it.
>>223587928>newfag doesn't know about tax posting
>>223587928LotR is sacred and written so well that there isn't actually all that much to speculate about or wonder, "what if"?. HP has good bones and is also generationally popular but has multiple flaws and missteps considering it created so many of the tropes we know about today. Good bones + bad execution makes it red meat for fanfic writers.
Post more Malfoid right fucking now.
>>223587928Lord of the rings literally cannot be improved. Tolkien loaded it with so much influence from history, folklore, and religion that it rises above a silly story about magic and shit, which is what Harry Potter is
>>223587928Can't improve upon perfection
>>223587928Because you can't improve LOTR, it's written by a literal genius who wrote a Bible equivalent and even invented entire, fully usable languages
>>223589663Alright
>>223587884Malfoid is supposed to be an absolute menace of a gigastacey, not a cutesy girl.
>>223587928You can imagine real people, or anime tropes in HPYou can't imagine real people or anime tropes in LotR, if you're sane anyway
>>223591314WHY DO I LOVE MALFOID SO MUCH. ITS LIKE CRACK FOR THE SEXUAL BRAIN
>>223588033This is worse than some marketing thing. It's pure zoomer normalfag shit. Essentially picture related or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mghhLqu31cQ
>>223591430She just werks
>>223588033That show seems awful, they turned Malfoy into a dude, shit's gay now.
>>223587928LOTR insists upon itself. While HP knows it’s for children and deranged adults.
>>223587884Man thats really fucking gay
>>223591430Another yearner
>>223587928LOTR fans had all these conversations 50 years ago, and again 25 years ago.
>>223587928Bait or under 18.
>>223587884>>223587924it's kino ikr
>>223587884>not putting malfoid in the op post>>223591488There would have been a perfectly cute middleground between dyke shit and long.
Where's VolDEHmort?>evil nazi wizard>jobs to kids>makes weird grunts
>>223591430It's pure, I love it because it's not just mostly porn. It's giving us the thing we want that barely exists in these retarded times.
>>223588233>goonersYou don't even understand the appeal.
>>223587884Why is Luna like this
>>223587884Between this and the sad cow meme, Gen X now officially has 0 chance to ever be a part of culture again and maybe anyone over 40 lolThis is now beyond anyone old and/or normal.
>>223592557thisyou dont get it bro its the current kosher slopvement before the next tradsimp one springs up
>>223589663Aaasss yooouuu wiiiiiish
>>223592717Malfoid would NEVER (until post Deathly Hallows), delete this at once
>>223588033If so it's a terrible failure since it won't have Malfoid in it and interest in Malfoid is chud coded anyway.
>>223592717Matchattea's been on fire with these.
>>223591350What do you guys think; blue eyes or green?
>>223592704>focus of the movement>the movement>it's some harry potter genderbender rule34 porn shit that less than 10,000 people in the world are aware ofzoomers are so fucking cooked ong fr fr this is more socially depraved and regressed than grown men arguing about which children's anime character has the strongest capeshit powers
>>223592759You know, although of course Goyle and Crabbe would be her orbiter simps, it'd make more sense to have Pracy and Daphnes as friends.
>>223592759Have the real deal
>>223587884It's so, so kino
>>223592787Is Malfoid a tomboy? Why are her manneirisms so boyish?
>>223587924Yes
>>223592754It's a seething HBO shill he's been raging for days about this because it takes attention away from that slop.
>>223592794No not at all, that's just AI being AI.
>>223592787it works better as an anime desu
Gray eyes.Not green eyes.
>>223592794It's just the AI, but it fits she'd have a more agressive demeanor, given the whole "spoiled alpha female" thing.
>>223587884>>223588033I have a feeling this gender bent Malfoid shit is correlated to the fact that the new Harry is a troon
>>223587928Harry Potter has girls. It's really that simple.Lord of the Rings has three female characters, Arwen was a late addition that wasn't in the early draft at all, and Tolkien only created Eowyn because his daughter asked for more girl characters.
>>223592902>the new Harry is a troonWhat?
>>223589663Sure, the OG artist made a new pic of Malfoid.
>>223592909>I AM NO MAN!
>>223592842what doesn't?
>>223592870She should be more like a snobby aristocrat, cause she is, than a tomboy.
>>223592787This is exactly why her name must be Draco (Dracy to her friends).Lucius named his daughter after a constellation according to Rowling, it's also the tradition at House Malfoy, I can just see Lucius naming her Draco and teaching her to take pride in that name.Not Draconia, Dracaena, Dracina.Draco.
>>223587968So sacred that Amazon is slamming its greasy dick into it
>>223592940You make an interesting point.
>>223592973That’s why they have to try to ruin it.
>>223592938Not a tomboy, but aggressive and proactive, she's not just a snob, but a bully who doesn't mind getting her hands dirty.
>>223592940you type like a fag
>>223593023At least my shit is not retarded.
>>223592916They cast a ftm tranny kid to play Harry. They'll "leak" it around the release to convince libtard redditors to watch the new show.>b-but based Rowling would never allow a tranny in her show!She already allowed a tranny in the Hogwarts Legacy game. The precedent has been set.
>>223592768My ex had green eyes, so blue.
>>223592769Zoomers are grown men now, anon,
>>223592768>>223593060They should be grey, it's what the books say.
>>223593051Leak what? The cast was revealed months ago
>>223592768Gray.Greenish in the sun.
>>223592842Here you go then
>>223593075So like Jennifer Lawrence.
>>223593067>AGP is when a man lusts after a womanYour screencap should learn what terms mean before using them on things that are literally and clinically not what they are.
>>223592704It's disgusting how blatant this manipulation is. They notice that people are seeing through this obvious viral marketing stunt so they're desperately trying to attach it to politics to force engagement.
>>223593176Don't mind him, it's the resident schizo, he's been losing it over Malfoid, probably a falseflagging tranny like the bluesky ones.
>>223593075POTTAH
>>223593173Kek
>>223592769>less than 10,000 people in the world are aware ofhttps://x.com/moonlightbro/status/2106494925265084611That's a short Malfoid fanfic, it has 17k likes
>>223593201can’t wait for it to backfire, gender bending Malfoy so we’ll accept troon Harry
>>223587884This Malfoid trend is so cathartic for me. I remember in high school and having flukey friendly relationships with pretty girls way out of my league.I remember joking around and chatting with this statuesque redhead with green eyes who knew how to dig her heels. One time we went to an art museum where there was an exposition of creepy-looking art, we would browse the aisles of the expo and she would huddle close to me all weirded out by the artwork and we'd discuss the meaning of the paintings and sculptures while she held onto my arm, all freaked out. I thought it was pretty cute.There was another girl, a year later. She was tall, blonde with green eyes with black eyeliner, she looked like a top model or sexy french actress from the 60s.She looked just like some the femDraco fanarts being posted ITT, Same thing there, we would just chat a little and joke around and goof off, she was stand-offish with me at first(I was fat a cromagnon looking nerd in HS,still am) but she sorta warmed up to me after some point. Once, we did a funny photoshoot for the class where I had to put on a fedora and wear kitten mittens, looking like a reddit janny, kneel before the girl as if offering her a ring while she posed surprised and shocked, the whole was hilarious, hysterical.These moments were like giving a starving man like me a small bit of bread. Insubstantial, but tasted oh so good. I'm am now at a point in my life where I don't know whether I'll ever feel this bliss again, as my social life is all but gone. I cling to a little amount of delusional hope that I will again, in whatever form.We have to love guys, it's the only way.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0co3CgoMMU
>>223592794because most of these guys are crypto queers and want GFs that are more like dudes than an actual girls. You can also tell a lot of them are from low income backgrounds too based on what they think rich "alpha" girls are like(not even close to what they're doing with malfoid)
>>223593275>crypto queer>AGP>X-codedYou trannies are so sheltered that you don't realize you can be easily spotted just from your speech patterns.
>>223593316>AGPIf you don't think about the picrel if you see this word, you are a fucking zoomzoom and you should be drafted for a kike war.
>>223593257We will all make it
>>223593257They thought you were gay or at least not a suitable mate or even a fuck. Sorry anon. The smiths suck dick as well.
>>223593249>>223593201>>223592704tranny melty
>>223593201>HARRY POTTER, ARE YOU PLAPPING DRACO MALFOID TO DRUM UP ENGAGEMENT FOR A FUCKING RACEBENDED VERSION OF THIS STORY?!>SHE'S A FUCKING WIZARD SUPREMACIST HARRY, I KNOW YOU'RE PURE BUT GODDAMN NOT ALL OF US ARE SO LUCKY>IF YOU BREED THAT DONK YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE MEGA ULTRA WIZARD HITLER AS YOUR SON AND HE'LL SLAUGHTER ALL THE MUGGLES WITH THE NUCLEAR CARPET SPELL>NOT VERY FUCKING WHIMSICAL IF YOU ASK ME>EVEN FUCKING VOLDEMORT WILL BE ON HIS KNEES BEGGING TO SLURP HIM WITH THAT WEIRD SNAKE TONGUE OF HIS>AND GOOD GOD WHAT YOUR DAUGHTER WILL DO>I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY YOU'D DO THIS TO DRUM UP INTEREST FOR A WOKE SHOW WHEN YOU'RE CLEARLY A CHUD, IF IT'S 5D FUCKING CHESS OR SOMETHING IT'S WAY PAST WHAT I CAN FIGURE OUT WITH EVERY BIT OF FUCKING SILVER IN MY PENSIEVE>GIVEN THE SHEER DEPRAVITY OF YOUR ACTIONS, AND THE TOTAL LACK OF REASON WITH WHICH YOU'VE UNDERTAKEN THEM, I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO GIVE 5000 POINTS TO BOTH GRYFFINDOR AND SLYTHERIN, NOT A FUCKING SENTENCE I EVER THOUGHT I'D SAY>BUT I BETTER NOT CATCH YOU TWO GOOSESTEPPING WITH ROMAN SALUTES IN FRONT OF FILCH AGAIN, HE'S A SENSITIVE AND BEAUTIFUL SQUIB, ONE OF THE GOOD ONES YOU MIGHT SAY
>>223593396fucking kek
>>223588033This ^
Cast Malfoid.I'll go for Kenny
>>223587884not hard, the books really are kinda bad
>>223593437If I don’t want to watch Troony Potter, I’m a troon myself? How does that make sense? He looks like a lesbian ffs
need malfoid gf to get drunk with and kiss
>>223593470I don't know man, I think you pretty much nailed it first try.
>>223593316>/v/you're the prime example of this new(well not new as its been an emerging pattern we've seen pop up over the last decade woth zoomies and younger millennials) thing. it's not even a """""safe horny"""" thing and I believe it started with the rise of e-girls. it's like dudes that want tomboys that are two steps away from going full zipper tits instead of the classic one if you know what I mean.>haha my gf rips ass like a dude, burps, drinks beers and has hairy pits bro its awesome!I actually dont know what AGP means as everytime i see it used here its for a different thingI think the best way to put it is this since you're from /v/: tv show ellie(tlou) vs videogame ellie(tlou1)
>>223593484Why did Dumbledore allow the selling of alcohol to minors?
>>223587884I sent a pdf to prison for malfoid postingplus a bunch of cp, but ncmec hit for malfoid searches>t. pigger
>223593506No more (You)s
>>223593470That picture is almost cheating.Need a through the years set to see if it was a good choice.For now I stick with Ellen.
>>223593514He's based
>how she thinks it went>how it went >>223593484
>>223593470Malfoid must have Brie Larson energy.
>>223593470Nailed it
>>223593554Do what?
>>223593581Nah, needs to be a bit more playful and teasy while remaining a bully
>>223593470Ellen
>>223593396>>223593458Also despite the hard times I went through, I'm really glad I did not end up like you. Who said I wanted to fuck'em? Stupid fucking coomer.
>>223593174What the fuck is wrong with moids where they'll call grey things like dogs and guns blue constantly, but then call some blue eyes gray?
>>223592454https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1791248089518523.mp4
>>223593597Seconding.
>>223593173AI Kino.
>>223593637You misspelled foid. No such thing as moid, ESL
>>223593655Much better, thank you and saved.What AI are you using?
>>223593240That ending is kino.
>>223593530do the examples at least make sense?
>>223587884No, they didn't, tranny.
>>223588206You mean more cerebral. Which is why an estrogen-ravaged brainlet like yourself doesn't get it.
>>223593373Let us hope, brehs
>>223593706No hope only pain.
>>223593675Minimax h3. Trying out the multiple reference workflow.
>>223593756Thanks, Anon
>>223593797I'm also using ChatGPT for the reference images.
>>223593599If they were just friends why would you be spending half your post intimately describing their physical traits
>>223593817Uh oh...
>>223593852Reminder
>>223593878Almost everything is improved with cute animal ears and sometimes a tail. Nothing else beyond that though.
For me it's broken Malfoid
>>223592768Green, but gray works too. Blue = Not Malfoid.
>>223593836Cause they were gorgeous? What I like was being simply friends with girls out of my league, or not necessarily my style but very pretty. I don't have delusions of eventually dating them, so I just enjoyed the blissful company of girls, I had other girls I liked but I couldn't for the life of me get in good graces with them or deepen the relationship in anyway.I don't know if you guys will be able to understand though
>>223587884I kinda like the Chad Ron change, he's such a nothing character seemingly because rowling hated him.
>>223593944We understand, ignore the haters and don't give up. Just keep working on yourself and some day something will go right. Don't give up on happiness until you are in the grave.
>>223587924>they just put some quality into Western slop that takes itself far too seriously for a bunch of kid's booksAnd it's amazing
>>223593964NEED to hug Malfoid
>>223593973That is the spirit, my good brother. I chose to have lofty unrealistic dreams, as it's the only way to keep them in sight!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EgB__YratE
>>223588033Bump
>>223593922What’s he gonna do?
>>223594073Soon to be a baby bump.
What beautiful drawings, and I can't draw.It makes me sad.
>>223594092same anon same
>>223594092My mom signed me up for a bunch of art classes when I was a kid. I tried my best but even the teachers told me I should probably try to find other things I was good at. :(Feels bad because I love art and I have a lot of things I would like to draw. But I can't hold my hand steady and my brain just doesn't get it.
>>223594092To be fair some are AI
>>223594082What would you do in that situation?
>>223594156Start jackin it
>>223594082It's obvious
>check the previous HP thread>50+ posts deletedWhat happened?
>>223594172Troon melty
>>223594186They should stick to their spiderman fiction.
>>223594186This
>>223587968This>>223588033No one has even been talking about the new HP show in these threads aside from laughing about nigger Snape and jeet Hermione. Concern trolls are the one ones that seem to be bringing it up.
>>223594245And Tranny Harry
>>223592768Green
>>223594257Wait is Harry actually being played by a girl or some ftm in the new show? Fucking kek
>>223592768Greenfags are covert incestniggers
>>223594305I looked it up and he's played by a kid called Domonic McLaughlin, no idea what he's going on about
>>223594305Just look at the kid ffs
The japs are already doing weird shit
>>223594329Perfectly plausible troon name
>>223594318I'll really need you to unpack that for me, a Malfoid for your time
>>223587884I feel like Lucius Malfoy would be ecstatic if he found out his daughter and Harry Potter had a thing for each other. The core of his character is his sycophantic ladder climbing, he would 100% switch sides and use his daughter to gain influence over wizard Jesus.
>>223594334Considering how fucking gay millennials and zoomers turned out after drinking the jew water, how fucked up do you thing alphoids will be
>>223594203The thing that ack'd itself within 48 hours? lol
inorganic corpo "meme"
>>223594345That's some kind of Chinese.
>>223594361Malfoid is supposed to hate Harry at first, otherwise there's no tension
Bro is really talking to himself lol
>>223594361It's the obvious subplot where Lucius plapped Lily Evans because Narcissa was too inbred to give birth to anything but "house elves". She really wanted a human daughter, and it doesn't count as infidelity when it's a mudblood.
>>223594329>Demonic McLovin Who writes this shit
>>223594383Trannies, apparently
>>223594441Donald McDonald
>>223594441The kid looks like a mid 40s lesbian cat lady too
>>223594432Interesting idea, I wouldn't see such a subplot as "obvious" though
>>223587884Yeah it’s called HPMOR and it’s been out for a decade.
>>223594462Maybe he'll pull a Neville on us?
>>223594479Cringe
>>223594480I dont think so but I wont be watching the show anyways. Most ill check out is the memes of black Snape getting bullied by white jock webms when they get posted here
>>223594430He's the only one talking about the show and there's also exactly 60 seconds between his posts
>>223594257Kill yourself tranny
>>223594499>Most ill check out is the memes of black Snape getting bullied by white jock webms when they get posted hereThey are obviously going to change the story or just skip that part. They don't have the balls.
>>223594432what the fuck kinda drugs are you on to reach that conclusion anon
>>223594464It's completely obvious. You start with the question "why would Malfoid have green eyes in this timeline" and follow the most likely scenarios to their conclusion.
>>223594507It's one tranny trying to derail the thread with non sense because Malfoid made him go insane, he's also the only one talking about the show
I'm working on a non-meme gritty gory version of Worst Witch where Mildred Hubble accidentally kills Miss Hardbroom and must resort to more and more murders to hide that fact and all the other murders she has to commit.
>>223594507Also keep in mind that Snape was Lucius' bitch when they were in school (and afterwards). Banging the girl he was thirsting over was an obvious power play.
>>223594523Retard
>>223594515I'm just saying I would probably think>Well Slytherin's green so she has green eyes nowor>She just happened to get green eye recessive genes from her parentsrather than>Green eyes could only come from Lily so first there was cuck porn and then there was incest porn
>>223594565>I'm workingDoubt
>>223594587None of them made porn out of it. What's wrong with you?
>>223594609I'm mocking your immediate coomer mindset, NERD
>>>/lit/25572471Malfoidbros? Our answer?
>>223594600You got me dubs bro, I make AI do the work for me before it takes over the world and kill us all.
>>223594156Coom and then coom again before my dick even goes down
>>223594627Nah, my headcanon is better
>>223594627>Yeah but what if it was written lamely?OH NO WE'VE BEEN DEBOOOOOONKED
>>223594587Either Malfoid would be a year older than Harry or they are fraternal twins and James Potter was also a cuck (I like this one better).
>>223594600Ah, shit, dubs. I'm "working" on the prompt by which I mean I got frustrated with AI when it didn't figure out what I was trying to ask it and now I've just been jacking off to BBW fart porn for the past 6 hours instead. But it is still a work in progress
>>223594627So it reaches the same conclusion after handwaving the fact that male Malfoy was just as irrelevant and bitchy for 5 books?
https://x.com/shad0whunterBR/status/1339983806204407809A few quotes from (yaoi) Drarry but canonical interactions they had in the books. They really were obsessing over each other in some ways.> Malfoy stood on one side, the sunlight gleaming on his white-blond head. He caught Harry’s eye and smirked> Malfoy’s hand, covered in sweat, slid instantly out of Harry’s> Harry however had never been less interested in quidditch; he was rapidly becoming obsessed with Malfoy.> Malfoy was screaming and holding Harry so tightly it hurt.
>>223594627>Our answer?Kek.Fun post and I love Malfoid.But if she was truly Malfoy I don't think she would just be Wizard Paris Hilton, Malfoy for example, loved flying and Quidditch so I don't think that Malfoid would be that girly, she would probably a Tomboyish and funny side much like Ginny.The Hermione rivarly is spot on though kek.
>>223594587Can we please, please for the love of god stop using 'bro' and 'sis' in incest coded shit? Literally nobody talks to their sibling like this. "Hey just reminding you what our specific relation is while I ask you to unplug the router". I have seven sisters and have never once called them "sis", and I have a bunch of cousins as well and haven't called them "cuz" because I ain't no Crip, nigga
>>223594717>I ain't no Crip, niggaThat's good, I heard the Crips hate Malfoid
>>223594738I love Malfoid, nigga PureBlood In PureBlood Out
>>223594627based /lit/ chads dabbing on fanfiction whales and potterfags for 16 strong years straight
>>223594738>Twintails Malfoid CheerleaderHNNNNNGAre there cheerleaders in quidditch?
>>223594769Dude /lit/ has an unironic GRRM general and seethe at the mere mention of Tolkien, just for that they have no validity
>>223594777Yes.
>>223594777Cheerleaders are an American thing that kind of started to spread in very small amounts to other countries recently.
>>223594796it started in britain albeit
>>223594796What do you mean? Do people in other countries just seriously sit down for a couple hours and watch men be manly with no chicks to balance it out? God you people are fucking gay, no wonder I hate soccer and hockey. Gimme something to take back to the restroom with me at halftime god dammit, if I can't make 100 dudes wait for me to finish jacking it in the handicapped stall, it's not a sport
>>223594777Do Dementors count?
>>>/lit/25572471>What if Malfoy was LE GIRL???She would be made for BBC(Big Blaise Cock)
>>223594796Read book 4 again, nigger
>>223587884imagine falling for this stupid ass marketing psyopIf you're over the age of 12 and give a shit about harry potter, you're a fucking loser
Can someone explain this pic I don't get the reference.
>>223594245The point is to get people talking about the series so that it's in their mind. This is marketing 101.
>>223594912Literally the only one talking about the show is the seething tranny that got buckbroken by Malfoid
>>223594926You're replying to that tranny, stop feeding it.
>>223594827Yeah, but those weren't pretty girls doing acrobatic or dance performances. Those were literal cheer leaders, as in male students that would lead the cheer chants for the school teams. It was after it went across the Atlantic to the US that it turned into the version we know today.
>>223593437>Petra ParkerI would unironically hang the troon who came up with it. That shit is beyond annoying and boring.
Uh oh, the tranny survived its last melty and is back to have another one
zoomer meme culture is so fucking gay its unreal
Pure
>>223594893See >>223593275
>>223594958He was probably doing unpaid intern work for hbo to shill harry blacked edition and is losing his mind because their whole plan went up in smoke. No one is going to care about the new show now.
>>223594947It's just so reductive too. Peter becomes trans, and then everyone starts fawning over him. Lame.
>>223594971turn your monitor on
>>223594975>crypto queerLmaoing at this Newspeak
>>223587928Probably because LOTR is a goddamn epic, while HP is a YA series.
>>223594974Would be better without the two meme pics.
>tranny's been shitting up the wrong thread
>>223594976That's what they get for turning Malfoy into a dude
>>223594977Deluded tumbleroid-coded fantasy.It's either that or>muh estrogen supplements"Drama".
>>223594971but im a chad flavor of the week tradsimper
I need an anime that scratches this itch but I've already seen the whole Kugimiya lineup. :(
>>223594974Here, I fixed it for you
>>223595032>tradsimperIt really is just one dude talking to himself, and in the wrong thread too.Sad!
>>223594506I think they are counting on canceling three seasons in so they dont have to even bring it up
>>223594974they fucked up the mirror text
>>223594897>heh, look pottah>it's a circuh!
>>223594897Some Japanese trend where they draw Malfoid by starting with a circle
>>223594897I think it is a joke for drawing tutorial and she is taunting harry potter to draw her face.
Imagine this is your childhood friend
>>223595276Imagine having a childhood friend who doesn't have one of those haha... :(
>>223594897Seven days
>>223594841
>>223595303It's ok I'll pass it on to Hermione.
>>223594897>You can of course do something as simple as finishing this drawing of an owl, right Potter?
>>223594018>qualityDUH SUPA HERO GETS DA GIRLS LIEK MECHANGE DA GENDER OF BULLYPLS
I wish I was her
I swear another anime character who is the inspiration for fem-Malfoy's design
>>223587928>How is Harry Potter so much more compelling than Lord of the Rings?kek holy brainlet
>>223593173It doesn't hit the same without the Japanese AI dub.
>>223592909The lack of women and female perspectives in LotR is one of the reasons it's so great.
>>223595356>that filenameTrannies really can't falseflag, can they
This is exactly the same as a waifu thread on /v/i thought /tv/ was better than this shitban this avatarfagging schizo jesus christ what the fuck are you doing
>>223594609Shut up fag.
>>223595348>I CAN'T READ cool story bro
>>223595366https://x.com/kevinleguillou/status/2106406381368574139
>>223595451Stop self inserting raj
>>223595406No
>>223593240wow the movement is really kicking off where can I buy merch and a commemorative Tshirt saying something about the great viral runaway malfoid gooner r34 movement of 2026 that reached TENS of thousands of weird low-impact internet people
>the movementPoor lad, so much unpaid work
>>223595325>tfw no 3m tall aryan amazoness to snu snu
>>223595453based
Sure smells like troony samefag in here. Different thread but the same melty.
>>223595406link?
>>223595514He's kneeling out of respect
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1791259018516574.mp4
>>223588033This thread is for my pleasure alone, the shilling and seething by (you) is also fuel for me.I have no intent on watching the "reboot" I will continue to make threads like these as a reminder to (you) until My Queen Malfoid and Harry are together on the big screen
>>223587928AUDIT THIS MAN!
>>223595781I kneel...
>>223587928LOTR is already about as close to perfection as possible. Harry Potter is a better sandbox than series.
why are people so mad at this particular gender bending? they are mad when men fetishize half naked supermodel bimbos because unrealistic expectations and male gazethey get mad when character is younger than 40 because pedophilianow they're mad at cute fanfiction romance with barely any sexual implications are they threatened by a character that only exists in male imagination? imagine being more insufferable than a literal bully
>>223595828It's trannies falseflagging, might even be just one in 4chan
>>223595828>why are people so mad at this particular gender bending?on 4chan specifically it's because calling anything tranny is an easy and cheap trolling tactic, despite it being incoherent here because of Rowling.
>>223595406Well yeah it was pretty obvious these are nothing more than /v/ tranny raid threads when they started flooding into boards that are almost always slow and then posting 4stats caps.
imagine being malfoid after dehmort has returned and you are forced to host magical ku klux klan full of unwashed weirdos, psychos, werewolves, convicted murderers and likely rapists in your house, and an undead dark wizard on top of thatsuddenly pottah seems like a reasonable guy
>>223595828They're just mad, always, the details don't matter
>>223595839It literally is just one. Which means it's the same psychotic troon that started spamming child porn a couple of days ago.
why did purity obsessed magical nazis allow a fucking werewolf among them anyway? wouldn't mongrels like him be the first in line to the oven?
>>223595982>Politically charged literature casts the antagonists as opportunistic hypocrites exploiting useful idiots desperate for belonging in a society that ostracizes them.Same reason voldy was a half-blood.
>>223595982It's their Dirlewanger
>>223596016>useful idiots desperate for belonging in a society that ostracizes them.Maybe some of the werewolves were like that, but the one in question pretty much just wanted the freedom to eat kids with impunity
>>223587884
men literally only want a cute girl who would love them back and apparently that's literally hitlerism
Another round of butterbeer Potter?
>>223595982Terror weapon
>Scared Pottah?>Never>If you're with meI'm with them.Are you?
Horny, Potter?
should I reread the series or just watch the movies again?
>>223596261No
>>223596203looks like shit
>>223593373Behind Hogwarts,In the dark forbidden forestThere is a dark cabinInside the dark cabin, there is a dark roomInside the dark room, there is a dark cabinetInside the dark cabinet, there is a dark shelfOn the dark shelf, there is a dark boxInside that box, there is LightThere is Draco
>>223593655I would love to invite Luna to this party too
>>223596261no, it is better to fully substitute the story with your own fanfiction the movies peaked with chamber of secrets anyway
>faggotshit twitter sanitised dumbledore instead of the true violent racist schizo dumbledore
>>223593868>Lucius' face when
>>223596285>malfoid mocks pottah before the first triwizard challenge>moody curses her with fox ears and tail instead of polymorphing her into ferret >pottah said she looked cute
>>223594040>>223593852Cute kots
>>223592787Looks perfect but the attitude is too masculine, it's like a dyke written by a dyke for the "modern audience".
>>223596311why would lucy be against that anyway? it's not like canon draco didn't try swaying harrybto his side on their very first encounterharry comes from a distinguished wizarding family himself, is a recognized hero posterboy with shitload of money and social leveragea sleazy politician like lucius would be overjoyed that he can now use his daughter to plant his ideas into potter's mind, especially once voldemort is gone
>>223596328it's just retraced original scene but I agree, malfoid would be haughty, sassy and theatrically dignified
>>223594088>Lucius's face when re receives this owl
>>223594186would xhe really?
Honestly malfoid improves the story. With malfoid loving potter and stepping in in at the final fight to save the one she loves improvesnthe narrative. Get rid of deathly hollows. Malfoid is supposed to help kill everyone but because of love she sides with potter and love kills voldemort for good. Its like poetry, it rhymesThe story as is should have been harry confronted voldy with voldemorts soul still in place but still ready to die (ring scene can still happen). In the confrontation voldemort only kill# his own piece of soul (or maybe that and a piece of harry) and harry gets the chance to win and blasts him. Thats at least better than my wand better is better. Its I was ready to die and you werent
>>223596390No it doesn't, /v/
Malfoid is flat-chested. If you disagree, I will slay you in combat.
>>223594464I appreciate this kino, but should they not be on a broomstick?A broomsicle even?
>>223596404Kill yourself, pedophile
>>223594627The /lit/bros are with us it seems, I would welcome them in to Hogsmead with a big smile, offering them a pint of Butterbeer
>>223596433>FlatDisgusting.They must be big enough that she has them but small enough that she really wish they were bigger.There is a pic of her getting mad at CrabbeF and GoyleF knockers. But my folder is a mess.
>>223596433
>>223596506Finally.Someone who understands
>>223596506a cultured premium medium enthusiast I see
>>223596506Based premium bro.I got you.
>>223594738>twintail armpit slutuoooooooooooooah
>>223594897Friedrich Nietzsches' doctrine of eternal recurrence, which suggests that the universe and all events within it will recur infinitelyBasically in every foreseeable timeline Draco and harry are destined to be together
>>223596510the implication being that balloon tits plebs are evil
>>223596598It's the truth.
>>223594974>Read from left to rightshould be read the bottom left panel as >>223595064 stated
>>223596404>no it doesn't >two different options
>>223594893Organic 'psyop' > paid advertisingEmbarrasing>>223593275Holy buzzwords Mr reddit
