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>>223753116fuck it repostingJust finished. 100<100 #015For a microbudget, the acting is fucking outstanding. For a low budget indie it would be eye-rollingly embarrassing. I got drawn in by the premise that they teased during that opening minute, but the Dollar Store angle gets ignored almost completely. It's another NBK/Man Bites Dog knockoff about a journalist crew tagging along with some murderers (this time it's a couple named Dax and Dixie) and they're killing people associated with forever chemicals into the water supply that gave Dixie's mom terminal cancer. WAY more political than it needs to be, I'm assuming because the filmmakers actually agree with the killers politics. I'm blown away by the competency level here but bored to death with plot and the subject matter.
>>223753870Super weird that Raimi and Campbell get top billing on the poster but are cameos in it. Still, fun slasher movie
>>223753870
>>223753931I mean how many microbudget movies do you see with split diopter shots in them
>>223752205
>>223753990cute. is that from AHS?
> cute. is that from AHS?
>this guy walks up to your girl in the club and slaps her in the ass while looking at you like thisWhat do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzLfsql1Yvcold trailers literally just showed the whole movie.I do find the constant repeating of "The Hills have Eyes" funny
>>223754091Does this movie have graphic rape like the remake
How did Sorgoi Prakov set up the camera in the final house before he invaded it? His descent into madness was so rapid.
>>223754083turn 360 and fly away
plane ep was shit. Other than that this season of Creep Tapes was goddamn kino. And duplass' daughter is cute
>>223754045Yes, it’s from Coven, the third season.It’s very cozy if you want something to watch for Halloween; you don’t need to watch the other seasons to understand ithttps://youtu.be/kTB28r-BFxk?is=nD-aNFZB_eDGYLvD
>>223754113It has the rape of the girl but it's not as graphic.
>>223753870https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvAmj3k3Imc
>The Pit and the Pendulum>barely any pit>barely any pendulum
>>223754125>I repeat, we are sold out of "Bat" license plates
The Last House on the Left count as horror?
>>223754219yes yes and yes.
>>223754219Yes but it's garbage
>>223754242I would stop being friends with someone over this opinion irl, lol.
Turned off this crap after 5 minutes. People are fucking retarded
>>223754280you should leave the thread, too, that'll show 'em
>>223754219yes
>>223753870Double feature tonight.After The Evil Empire, I watched Deathstalker II: Duel of the Titans. It was actually really fun.But the most interesting part was seeing Monique Gabrielle in a movie after years of seeing that picture of her tits from Evil Toons.She is probably the worst actress I've ever seen in any movie. She literally can't act. I can't even imagine the number of cocks she had to suck just to star in all those B-movies.
>>223754299Slaughtering >:(Slaughtering 80’s fags :)
>>223754315She's ok when it comes to the straight stuff, but most of her lines are comedic relief. It's unreal how hot she is in that film though.
>>223754280>Turned off this crap after 5 minutes. People are fucking reta-
> It's unreal how hot she is in that film though.
>>223754315>woman is so attractive that a guy who's never seen any of her movies still knows who she is because stills from her in movies still get posted 40 years after the movies came out>same guy says "this woman can't act, why is she in movies?"
>>223754315
Dellamorte Dellamore or Cemetery Man would have worked as an anime movie
>>223754449you mean have been much worse as oneCM is already practically perfect, why would this thought even occur to you
>>223754449Anime is gay and cringe
>>223754419It WAS rated X at the time, that meant something different at the time.
>>223754458Anime plot duh
>>223754500if I had any authority, I would never allow you to watch anything but anime again.
>>223754403>same guy says "this woman can't act, why is she in movies?"Never asked why is she in movie, I know why she is. I just said that she can't act, which is just a fact.>>223754449That movie is loosely made after the only comic I ever read. Dylan Dog would have been an interesting procedural horror tv show. Unfortunately its Italian, so that will never happen.
tonight kino
>>223754574>I can't even imagine the number of cocks she had to suck just to star in all those B-movies.dude, I promise you they were begging her to be in their movies
>>223754580I remember this being classy
>>223754384not even her prime
>>223753870kino kino
>>223753870finally saw the Hell House series cause people wouldn't shut up about them.>HH1 was pretty good, I enjoyed it but I'm not a fan of how chaotic the finale was. Barely being able to see any of the action felt like a let down after how much it was built up.>HH2 was prob my favorite one. I actually thought it was scarier than the first one in a lot of moments. The story and cast isnt as strong sadly but in terms of horror yeah this was cool.>HH3 was okay. I got kinda bored in the first half, and the ending was just goofy as fuck. But it wasn't a bad movie. I think it suffered from trying to explain too much. Also that one scene where the woman was waiting for the cameraman in the house and saw the ghost of the previous girl staring at her genuinely got me. Scariest shot in the whole series.>HH4 was pretty good. Didn't really care too much for the main girl but I liked the plot and the scares were really well done. >HH5 fucking sucked donkey dick. What the actual fuck was that? The ONLY good scene in the film is when the Priest and the Girl are investigating the house. 10 minutes of good shit against an hour and a half of dog shit.Fun series, I can see why people talk abojr them so much. Made me wanna go watch some other found footage films.HH2>4>1>3>>>>>>>>>>>Garbage>5
>>223753870Old pos op
>>223754765Only seen the first one but I agree that it was anticlimactic.
>>223754765Interesting. I'd honestly put 2/3 as some of the worst movies I've ever seen (maybe just because they blow the premise so much), and I preferred 5 to them greatly.
I’m playing the entire House of the Dead game series. And man, this shit is fun and comfy as fuck, I really miss these arcade pistol games.Playing with the mouse it's not the same thing.
man. what a waste of timeFUCK you if you ever recommended this retarded shit.
>>223754315monique gabrielle in deathstalker 2 was one of my first crushes and cooms and i hope her legacy on the internet doesn't come down to "the girl with the big boobs from evil toons". she's significantly hotter in deathstalker 2
>>223754863Play this one too
>>223754901damn my flow was sick on this post
>>223754880LAKE DINGO
>movie is renowned as one of the greatest of all time horror films>its not even the best in its own seriesI can think of at least 2 series this applies to
>>223754833I think I like 2 the most because of how the structure of the film played out. I was a fan of everything that happened in the hotel but they definitely did some things worse than the 1st movie. I'm glad 4 moved away from the hotel crap at least because 3 movies in it was becoming way too predictable, which is probably why I didnt like 3 that much.I think if 1 had a better final act it would.be the best one in the series but that's just me.
>>223754901the whole film I was thinking, ok so she's playing the sweet elfish character I guess I'm resigned to looking at her huge tits in that outfit. and then at the end they're like, hehe lets rape her! and then make her alter ego get naked!
>Watch this, excited to see totally-not-Nosferatu>when he shows up in the kitchen scene, his face is a rubber mask and he can't even speak>Straker has to tag along to dictate Barlow's evil intentKind of disappointed, but still it's way better than the new movie. The set design inside the mansion was great.
>>223754176treat yourself to the Alexandre Astruc one from 1964
>>223754921>he rhymed "boobs" with "cooms", what a hack
>>223754952The first film was by far the best received and I put the rest down to the director being a lorefag and not understanding why people liked the first film. Which is the primarily the creepy clowns.I read reviews of the 5th one before it came out and people complained about this again, so I went into it with a "really pay attention to the lore dumps" mindset and it helped me enjoy it I think.That said I'm glad you enjoyed them, I mean I totally understand why people thought the last one sucked.If you haven't seen Horror in the High Desert I'd give that a spin too.
>>223754969lol, I wonder if this being disappointed by classics thing is common with zoomieswhen I was first getting into horror and watching all of the canon, it felt like everything I saw was great. Only ones I was disappointed by were Suspiria and Videodrome and I came around on those eventually too
>>223754863I know I wouldn't make the most of it, but every now and again I think about getting a light gun that will work with a PC monitor and having a crack at them.
>>223754938I just finished the original run of the Nightmare of Elm Street movies, I thought 3 was the best in the series. I thought 2 and 4 kinda sucked but 1,3, and 5 were all great, with 3 being the best in the series.
>>223754938name 2
>>223755094Idk about other zoomies, but as a 98’ zoomer I can say that for a lot of classics some of the really famous scenes have been referenced or ripped off millions of time. Like I watched the original Ringu earlier this year, it was great but I almost felt like I’d already seen it
>>223755147That’s easily solved, just watch things in the order they were released.
>>223755078>Horror in the High Desert I'll check that one out, thanks
>>223755189I have seen every movie and they were all mediocre except the most recent one, that one was garbage. That series is done.
The Prophecy (1995) starts now, stop in for a flick @ https://manestream.live/north
>>223755217I do agree the last one sucked, total nothingburger.
bros... i lost all my steam wtf.... only two movies inthe past four days, got a 3 day for posting in off topic threads. cant stay awake through a film to save my life. i dont wanna analyze anything and i just dont wanna watch movies. its my birthday on friday bros, help.
>>223754315Just saw her in Silk 2 tonight. She has a great shower scene. She had the greatest body of all time.
>>223755312Once you’re able to watch 3 movies a day for 5 days straight, you may resume posting here.
>>223755344Stfu.
>>223755379Don't be rude.
>>223755312october holds both pain and pleasure.watch a halloween special of some tv show.
>>223755279Series is dead to me like Creep Tapes tv show.
>>223754315Didn't she do legit porn?
>>223755344Incredible trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je6XfDJfOdM
>>223755397Replace the pins with the vax and you get a leftist.
recap from my 3 day>Host 2020 dir Rob Savage interesting only if youre like curious what covid lockdown culture was like ig. stupid ghost shit. fell asleep multiple times. >Straw Dogs 1971 dir. Sam Peckinpah I gotta rewatch. i was asleep for more than half of it. might be a good example where rape is a meaningful plot point . >>223755397youre probably right. >>223755457youre probably right.
>>223755457
Roddy McDowall is incredible in this as well as the first movie. He really should have got a Fright Night TV show
>>223755094I'm not a zoomie, so I wouldn't know. I mostly watch older horror flicks.
>>223755397>>223755457>the Covid vaccine… you took it, we came
>>223755534Total libtard death
>>223755451Forgot to mention she's also got a good fight scene with her tits bouncing out her robe.
>>223755457Replace a brain with air and you get a Trumpgoy.
>>223755599
>>223755640Goddamn, what's that from?
>>223755557You forgot your dignity, simp.
Terrifying
>>223755397>halloween special of some tv show.For me, it's SpongeBob
>>223753948>split diopter shotsSpeak English, doc
>>223755664Return to House on Haunted Hill.It's the sequel to House on Haunted Hill 1999, if you haven't seen that I highly recommend it.
>>223755671What dis
>>223755704I've seen both HOHHs, not the return. Both the original and the remake have major nostalgic appeal for me.
>>223755671> TerrifyingAged actresses? Yeah.
>>223755697>Every year, on Halloween night, a ghostly specter descends on the /hor/ general. Some say it's a lost soul screaming out to be unbanned, others say it's cabinanon. But the curse is real me boy!
>>223754863This game was all the rage in arcades all over the world in the 90s. It was more fun if you had a friend.
>>223755732Return isn't as good as 1999, but as you can see it had a decent budget and some fun gore.
>>223755772We have a monster that is here 24/7. It believes it is a woman.
>>223754880I disagree, it worked fine
>>223755786The Jess Harper poster?
>>223754880it has a stronger effect if you have someone in y our life who has committed suicide.
>>223755843Ur just weak
>>223755705Silent Hill
>>223754880filetered
>>223755457>when you control all branches of the government and claim Fauci will get locked up>two more weekskek
watched this the other day, pretty decent as far as shudder originals go. they used puppets and other practical effects for the goblins which i appreciated. its based on irish folklore and something different besides generic killer man and other shit.
>>223754880The climactic scene by the lake scared the fucking shit out of me
>>223755665I'm a proud Monique simp.
Horror movies still scare me, but that makes them more fun
I put on The Exorcist II: The Hereric.Louise Fletcher always hot.
>>223752178>AHS is about witches again>bring back Emma Roberts>no Taissa, not even a cameo
>James Gunn Recommends 12 Body Horror Movies to Watch Before You See ‘Clayface’>Shivers (Cronenberg, 1975)>Invasion of the Body Snatchers (Kaufman, 1978)>The Brood (Cronenberg, 1979)>Altered States (Russell, 1980)>The Thing (Carpenter, 1982)>Basket Case (Henenlotter, 1982)>Videodrome (Cronenberg, 1983)>Re-Animator (Gordon, 1985)>The Fly (Cronenberg, 1986)>The Blob (Russell, 1988)>Cronos (del Toro, 1993)>Slither (me, 2006)Well, /hor/? Thoughts on this list? Does it give you more hope that Clayface won't be generic capeshit?
>>223754125Based
>>223755094>Only ones I was disappointed by were Suspiria and Videodrome and I came around on those eventually tooThat's good considering they are two of the all-time greats.
>>223755036Why is this barely listed on IMDB?
>>223754131all the plane episode did was explain how he ended up in that field in the birdwatcher episode from season 1. his daughter is the spitting image if a girl i had an unhealthy obsession with in high school. it messed with me so much i wept :(
Thoughts on Ju On: The Curse 1 & 2?
Underrated horror anthology? Already seen all the major ones
>>223756213>exorcist 2very nice
>>223756453Worth seeing, but they should be one film.Half of the second film is just a recap of the first, like just slapped in there. So if you haven't seen them, just keep skipping scenes in the second one till you see something new. Or watch a supercut.
>>223756470Seen this one? Worth a watch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJDzDBGFaK4Outside of that, Nightmare Cinema is overlooked.
>>223755515I have this fantasy of writing a Fright Night 3 set in the early 90s, recasting everyone and promoting the movie by actually making a feature length Peter Vincent movie.
I'm an hour into God of Frogs and I gotta tell you: I have no idea what the fuck this movie is.
>>223754083We'd both kick his ass
>>223756521Watched Ura Horror since it got shilled in the last couple threads, it was aight. I'll give Nightmare Cinema a try.
>>223756470I liked this, but ymmv
>>223756213>louise fletcheris she even in that one?
So I'm hosting a month long horror movie marathon all month long with some friends, and I wanna show them Halloween but there's just too many moviesShould I just host Halloween + H20 or the Rob Zombie movies?
>>223754280Friendship and Weapons should have told you everything you needed to know
>>223756470if you can find a good copy
Holy fuck, this was atrocious.
>>223756583The original definitely has to be in there. So yeah, either that or Halloween 2018.
>>223756495All women seem hot to me in that movie.>>223756565Yeah, she's the doctor man.
Watched TCM 2 this morning so now I might as well finally watch Hellraiser 2.
>>223756470>Campfire Tales>Deadtime Stories
Mama (2013) ?
>>223756770Was it any good?
>>223756788What about it?
>>223756470https://youtube.com/watch?v=_BW4IabGA5k
>>223756425well it is a French TV production that was never released in the anglosphere or officially subtitled
>>223756733>All women seem hot to me in that movie.i fucked up. i saved too many pictures of horror qt's for the threads. here's who i meant to post, the mousy qt from exorcist 2
movies with a hot female mc(s)?already watched ginger snaps
>>223756507Thanks
>>223756583Halloween 1, 2 and H20 make for a good trilogy.
>>223756770Nice. Its the best TCM movie imo. Hellraiser 2 is solid but not as good as the first (but still easily the best sequel to it)
>>223756905
>>223756905TCM2
>>223756630>>223756943Thanks anons!
>>223756986ok
Watch Infinity Pool.
Is it good?
>>223757080I have.Might be the weirdest movie I've ever seen.
>>223757081If you're into scat, yeah.
I hate watching these movies where people pretend Brinke Stevens is hot
>>223757080Yung Cronenberg's worst
>>223757081literally fart fetish porn
>>223757143you must be a big tits guy, because to me brinke's tight body is ideal
>>223756605Nothing Happens: The Movie
>>223757098>>223757197No way this movie was made for people who find scatological humor funny, I saw that scene of that women taking a shit in a squatting toilet with a face in it, and the part where her fart kills a bunch of zombies
>>223753870Underrated slasher
Anybody ever read the book?
>"What if the slasher flick cast was actually likeable and the audience could root for them and actually feel bad when they died horribly?"Wild to think this was a novel concept in 1987
>>223757540We need more space vampire kino
>>223756807Yeah, I enjoyed it. The opening scene with Oingo Boingo is hilarious and Stretch is a great /hor/fu who holds her own. There's also a great campy psychosexual scene you wouldn't expect after watching the first one.>>223756963I like how Hooper managed to pull off taking the series in a much more wacky direction. Even though the original's stark look is iconic, I appreciated the abundance of colors in 2 along with the return of Jim Siedow. Both also have great cinematography imo>>223756870Based, Kitty Winn is a megaqt. Very Karen Allen-esque at certain angles.
>>223757731>Choose Your Own AdventureDamn, that brings back memories. I remember this one being pretty brutal for a book for kids.
>>223757737>psychosexualWhat does this even mean
>>223757182>laughs in Antiviral
>>223757847Is that Gadon?
>>223757771>Psychosexuality as a subgenere delves into anxieties and dysfunctions surrounding sexual activities.Definitely describes the scene I was referring to.>>223757876It is. I think that's the first time she's been posted here this month kek I guess you-know-who finally moved on.
Is this worth watching?
>>223757958its worth a watch if you like waist high creatures
>>223756385James Gunn is a redditcuck.
Pic related was fucking kino, I like it more than the first movie.
>>223758068
>>223755187There’s too many movies, I wish I could :(
>>223758097I liked it too. despite the campy tone, there's a lot of creepy gore stuff
>>223755640I remember only the end of only one of my previous lives (maybe there was only one). I was falling and then I hit the ground. I felt no pain, but I remember the clear and odd sensation of my brain splattering. Possibly the result of that was my high functioning autism (self-diagnosed of course). I'm telling you that you can feel your brain being touched.Make of that what you will, /b/ falsehoods come to mind. I guess that's enough /hor/ to me for today, good night.
>>223758097Do NOT watch 4 & 5
>>223758153I didn't even watch 2.
>>223758097Banned here
One of the greatest final girls in horror movie herstory.
>>223758195Yeah but she loses, twice
>>223758163The first one is still fantastic, but I found myself enjoying 3 more. It was more focused, and I like having human antagonists in zombie stories.
>>223758195she's so kino
>>223758136hmmm
>>22375819510/10 brows too.
What am I watching tonight?
>>223758153I thought they were ok. But if you're going to judge every movie in the series against the first one, it's pretty hard justifying watching any of them desu.
>>223758195
Thoughts on remake Nancy?
>>223758359>>223758291>>223758195Built for BFC (Burnt Freddy's Cock)
>>223758438kek
>>223758224>Reeeee humans are the real monsters reeee
Wrapped up the 70s era. This lived up to its reputation as an all-time classic but I'm a pleb so I liked Phenomena more.The seeing eye dog kill was the most horrifying thing I've seen this month, thus far.
>>223758430Mediocre. Remake Laurie is better.
>>223758341don't look up 1996ORthe ruins 2008
>>223758451We get it, you hate complexity.
>>223757958Absolutely. One of my favorite monster movies
>>223758341Watch this kino if you're in the mood for something classy
>>223758341Watch Blood Diner for a fun and gory slasher, feels like a Troma flick
>>223758451Humans would be a significant threat in a post-apocalypse, any other conclusion is feel-good liberal cope.
>>223758451Yes. Only humans can ever come up with the torture method of scaphism.
>>223758483More like complebixty.
>>223758651>>>223758679
>>223758651I'd say that's only because animals can't build boats.As far as liquifying someone's face slowly, there're thousands of animals that have to do that every time they want to eat.
>>223758573little jimmy hitler>>223758509fantastic movie
Do I watch V or GE
>>223758854https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fitV2ZIYaxQGE
what if we were an analogy for a monster trauma
>>223758905this made boomlennials shit their pants
>>223758854just saying letters
>>223758921Fucking 80’s fags
the hell?
>>223756807Very campy, almost like a circus version of the original but it's still watchable. I'm up to the 4th one and it's alright.
>>223756905I mean everyone's gotta watch Frankenhooker sometime.
nani?? a 20m live action short adapting Resident Evil 7's 1st acthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-a5Kn9p8WM
now that the dust has settled,can we all admit this was pretty good?
>>223759129Ugh, God no. This franchise is cursed.
>>223758752Can’t forget the saxophone Hitlers at the end either.>Feed him carrots, watch him grow and growhttps://youtu.be/nJgR1i0H6zg?is=HKcQiVlhHDOT7DOU
>>223759129Holy fuck, I’ve never hated a movie sequel like I hate this one. The writers should all be given to cenobites. The whole sequence of solving the box so a little knife could pop out so you could stab/damn someone else is so fucking completely against the whole point of the franchise that it makes me irrationally angry just thinking about it. You’re supposed to damn yourself! Its the whole point!
>>223759258The cenobites were going to take Kristy to hell because she fiddled around with the box her incestuous uncle threw at her.
The fans of this movie really overrate it. I certainly don't believe it's on equal footing with the original like some others do. It's okay, it has its moments, there are some great and interesting things about it, but I can't really get over how pleased it is with itself.
>>223759129It could have been, but all the characters were annoying and miserable as fuck (aside from Voight). There was no-one to root for, and I couldn't get over Odessa's overpainted lips looking more like someone in need of chapstick
>>223754880It could be worse, you could have watched Horror in the High Desert instead.
Ghost in the Cell is kino of the year confirmed.
>>223759273You solve the box, you damn yourself. Its not “oh you solved the box hee hee but now you can damn someone else lol”, the second movie explicitly had the doctor trying to get the retard girl to solve the box for him and it doesn’t work
what if society is the box and the unlocking is racism and the cenobites are trauma
>>223759383Yeah I mean pinhead literally spells it out in Hellbound where he goes "It is not hands that call us, it is desiiire".Making it about a finger prick makes it feel about fate instead, on rails. Trying to bargain with these godlike figures is more interesting.
>>223758745>thousands of animalsWhich ones? At least they're doing it to eat.>airstrikes a girls' school
That could have been a 10 minute long Adult Swim short.
>>223759330At least it's not as bad as the people who pretend Halloween 3 is good.
>>223757757Wtf, RL Stine did the Twistaplot books?
Just finished. RSOS #14.Just the grimmest shit ever. Every set is filthy, every decision is the worst possible. That brutal gut punch of an ending. It's about two fundamentally regular guys who decide to just do whatever the hell their dim ids desire. I was trying to sort what subgenre it was in my head, and of course it's a serial killer picture, but it's also kind of a home invasion epic, lol. It discards the phony psychological gaminess of those and gets straight to the torture. It also has a much funnier, poisonously effective sense of humor than I remembered. Not as impressive as doing it himself like Tobe, but I like that McNaughton got his brother to do the punishing music.Only one in the theater, lol.
>>223759671that's what he excels in after all
>>223759591Thanks anon, you get it. It felt like a massive betrayal of Clive Barker’s story to make it about a finger prick. To some degree, everyone in who falls into the cenobites hands chose to be there, consciously or unconsciously. It turns your desires into something scary, that’s the real horror of it, your own desire bringing you to an unspeakable fate. It felt like the movie visually understood Hellraiser, and in an illiterate sense ignored all of the thematic elements. I’ll even admit that the ending scene of the guy getting turned into cenobite was cool, but the movie fucking sucks and anybody who likes it doesn’t understand or appreciate Hellraiser
>>223759330it's miles better than it should be, although it's a miracle it's even good. it'd be a lot shittier without jason miller too, who is a last minute carry. i haven't seen the workprint but the lack of him probably hurts it and makes it a lot shittier.
Here’s a question for you anons. What stories from Clive Barker deserve an adaptation? His Books of Blood anthologies have some great selections. Gun to my head, “In the Hills, the Cities” would make for an incredible movie in the right hands. Make it gory, play it tragic, make it a disaster movie almost
>>223759863For a reference, Midnight Meat Train is a great example of a movie from those books
>>223759358yeah, it's somehow better than 90% of stuff from this year and it's half comedy ffswatch the new Joko fellas!
>>223759129Yes. It's one of two movies that exists in its respective franchise after all.
should I watch Welcome to Derry if I don't have some affinity for IT that would make me mad? like is it just a bad production or bookfags mad problem
>>223759892Best line in the movie: "Step away from the meat"
found in another thread:>70s/80sS+: The ShiningS: The Dead Zone, Creepshow 2, Stand By MeA: Creepshow, Silver Bullet, Christine, The Running Man, Salem's LotB: Carrie, Children of the CornC: Cat's Eye, Pet Sematary, CujoD: Maximum Overdrive, Firestarter>90s:S: Misery, The Shawshank RedemptionA: Dolores Claiborne. The Green Mile, ItB: Tales from the Darkside, Apt Pupil, The Stand, Storm of the CenturyC: Needful ThingsD: Thinner, The Dark Half, The Night Flyer, Golden Years, The Shining, Sometimes They Come BackF: Sleepwalkers, Graveyard Shift, The Lawnmower Man, The Mangler, The Langoliers, The Tommyknockers, Trucks, Quicksilver Highway>00sS:A: 1408, The MistB: Hearts in AtlantisC: Secret Window, Nightmares & DreamscapesD: Rose Red, Desperation, Salem's LotF: Dreamcatcher, Riding the Bullet, Dolan's Cadillac, Carrie, Children of the Corn>10sS: Doctor SleepA: Gerald's Game, 11.22.63B: It Chapter 1, Mr. MercedesC: 1922, Under the DomeD: Carrie, A Good Marriage, It Chapter 2, In the Tall Grass, Haven, The MistF: Cell, Mercy, The Dark Tower, Pet Semetery, Bag of Bones, Big Driver>20sS:A: The Long WalkB: The Life of Chuck, The MonkeyC: The Outsider, Mr. Harrigan's Phone, The Boogeyman, Castle RockD: Lisey's Story, Chapelwaite, Salem's Lot, The Running Man, Welcome to DerryF: Children of the Corn, Firestarter, The StandCarrie: TBD
>>223759956No, woke series. Too many blacks.
>>223759789There were a lot of cool visuals, although one thing annoyed me there too and annoys me more about all the deviantart "here's my cenobite design!" shit.They always turn the cenos into nude flesh puzzles because they love gore. But the originals were unique specifically because of the leather priest look. Their designs are a visual representation of domination and submission, i.e. extreme dark power (regal black leather) and extreme vunerability/pain (tortured flesh).Making the cenobites nude tips the design in favour of vunerability, to the point when they start fighting them it's like uh ok why not just kick the corpse lady over.
>>223759863He's got some new books on the way, which is cool because even though he's out of the directors game it means the future could see new adaptions
Does anybody else love Queen of Earth? Same director as VHS: Kidprint
>>223759966Add The Thing to the +S tier in the 70’s/80’s category right fucking now or I’m coming to your house immediately to skin your balls
>>223760036I think you might be confused about what that list is
>>223757080Watched it the other day. I felt like the movie wanted to say something about tourists or colonialism taking advantage of 3rd world countries and using money skirt the law but they mostly just kept to themselves and tortured the MC instead of the locals so I guess that wasn't the point.
>>223759330>I certainly don't believe it's on equal footing with the original like some others doFinally someone who says it. I don't know if it's just plain contrarianism or what, but The Exorcist gets disrespected a lot in /hor/
>>223760051I am lol, too many beers. Its obviously a Stephen King tier list after I read it
>>223759980Yeah, man. Way too many black characters that I stopped watching.
>>223760152btw I saw The Thing in a packed theater two nights ago and it played phenomenally, audience was hysterical
>>223760022i had it bookmarked when i was really horny for kate lyn sheil (don't judge me) but i never got around to watching it. surprised elizabeth moss is in it though
>>223760190it's an homage to, of all things, movies like Let's Scare Jessica to Death. Alex Ross Perry is a genius, I don't know why /tv/ isn't more into him.
>>223760186Dude fuck yeah! Thats must’ve been awesome. I would’ve loved to hear the crowd reaction to the defibrillator scene
>>223755312You did all you could, Anon, but sometimes you just gotta throw in the towel and end the season early. End it while you've still got your dignity. No sense in burning yourself out. Half the-- well, almost a half the month is still something, right? Yeah, you might as well wrap it up now...And anyway, I'm sure next year will be different... (huh, deja vu...)
I'm watching Bride of Re-Animator and holy shit the fat detective guy is so fucking gross he has literally negative charisma. It pisses me off when he's on screen. Idk why he's so loathsome but he just is.
>>223760293Is Reanimator banned here?
Resident Evil(2026) or Onslaught tonight.
>>223760190>kate lyn sheilA man of cultcha. I wonder what her deal is since she's not active on social media and hasn't posted anything on her instagram since 2019.
>>223760276the biggest reaction was definitely the head crab trying to sneak out the door behind MacReady. they were really scared he was going to miss it, lol
>>223760310good grief
>>223760290You’re an interesting guy, anon. Btw, you asked last thread how we’re improving for our Octobers? I’ve been getting back into writing as a hobby, I’m doing a couple of short story contests for fun and I’ve been DM’ing a couple of rpg groups. One is a paranormal investigation game and the other is a psychedelic fantasy rpg called Painted Wastelands. Altogether flexing the creative muscle again has been great
>had to pause a movie because I started panicking about my futureHorror can only function as an escape for so long
This was pretty damn good. Definitely an Elm Street 3 rip off but much more grounded and has its own charms that shine forth in the execution.
>>223760211i think anything vaguely mumblecore adjacent turns most people off. haven't seen any of perry's movies but a lot of them seem to cross over into it>>223760342i know she married kyle mooney, prolly became a mom or something quietly behind the scenes. hecking wholesome
>>223760397That's good, Anon. I hope that your endeavors bear fruit
>>223760580Queen of Earth, Listen Up Philip, and The Color Wheel are all in my Top 500. QOE is the only /hor/ related one though.
>>223760310Onslaught
>>223760486Stop considering your enjoyment of your existence as an escape, and acknowledge that you’re participating with the world in everything you do. Just don’t goyslop or vaxxmaxx and you’ll be fine
>>223760293You know what I like about this movie is how Dan always has his shirt off
>>223760673>vaxxmaxx
>>223760310Onslaught is woke and I turned it off within 15 minutes.
kek
>>223760310Resident Evil 100%
BLAMMO friday sorted
>>223760310Onslaught but skip the first 20 minutes and avoid the woke slop
>>223760486I can barely press play on one some night fast forwarding to more stagnation. the escapism curdled sour
>saying woke unironically in nearly 2027
>labelling a movie as horror in nearly 2027
>>223760859I'm going Saturday!
>>223760882>woman be like "NIGGA WHY YOU BRING ME MY KID">2 seconds later woman be like "NIGGA WHAT YOU MEAN YOU TAKING AWAY MY KIDIt gotta be selfaware right?
>>223760965nice! sure to be the highlight of my month. heard it brought the house down at Cannes, can't wait
>>223760726Good. Considering a certain country is committing a thousand My Lai massacres and its ally reveling in carnage, death, and destruction; we're going to be seeing more horror movies about killing nazis in the next couple of years.
>>223760859>>223760965Damn, my theater's not playing it til the end of the month. I have no idea what to expect from the movie either, all I know is it's called The Devils, it has Oliver Reed in it, and everyone seems to love it
>>223754880It always fills me with a sense of pensive resignation and existential dread
>>223756605Agreed anon, absolute dogshit
>>223761061I've seen it before, just not in a theater. It's not horror in the traditional sense, but it's kind of related thanks to the director and the themes/subgenre, and was censored a lot so horror nerds claimed it as their own, kek. I'm a horror nerd, don't get me wrong, but we seem to want to steal everything that's downbeat or violent and claim it for the genre, same way gay guys think everybody is secretly gay, we want everything to be secretly horror, kek
>>223761098I noticed that rape and revenge movies seem to have been absorbed into the horror genre too, even though it's a loose relation
>>223761097It was decent.
>>223761035>Considering a certain country is committing a thousand My Lai massacres South Africa?>and its ally reveling in carnage, death, and destructionThe UN?
i have to hand it to tobe hooper for casting a fat kid as the lead. not many directors have that kind of courage, before or since.
>>223760859I'm seeing it tomorrowI'm expecting this shit to be crazy after seeing Altered States and Lair Of The White Worm It's NC-17 here in the US btw, don't think I've ever gone to the theaters to see a movie with this rating
>>223761154I saw an anon in this very general yesterday claiming Taxi Driver was horror, lol
>>223761187>couragefat kids are kino and good directors have pure kino instinct. directors who dont have fat kids leading their films are flat out shittier directors.
>>223761187it's his son, lol.
>>223761194it's his Cecil B. DeMille film
gimme a kino that will make me willy big
>>223761208taxi driver is a psychological thriller about society the same way the thing is, it's horror
I don't get it.Cool movie though
>>223759722grimecore
Bake
>>223761216oh lol>>223761213based and true
>>223761233>>223761233>>223761233>>223761233FIGHT
>>223753870has anyone watched Crystal Lake 2026 series?
>>223759863in the hills the cities is one of his best short stories but it's really hard to not make goofy on screen. I would like rawhead rex, dread or yattering and jack to be remade by somebody competent. Scape goats and hell event could also make a fun 90 minutes horror
>>223760008i just want him to finish the art trilogy. This new collection honestly smells like a scam since not all stories are new and it is hidden behind a kickstarter paywall
