Absolutely Heretical editionPrevious >>223819552
>>223828562She cute
>>223828579Pacutezu
>>223828562Why is some WW2 history illegal to question?
>>223828582Oh yeah I saw that one. I don't know if I'd really call it a slasher though.
Crystal Lake sucked and I'm tired of feminist slop. and ofc bitch got blacked
>WHEN I SAW YOU PISS ON THE RUG>MY HEART FLUTTERED AND I KNEW IT WAS LOVE>TRUE LOVE
>>223828609Shut the fuck up
>>223828638I was thinking 20s but it can be as recent as the 00s since I haven't really seen any from that decade I liked either. Hatchet was the first modern quip slasher
>>223828657found the kike
The Blackening is hilarious
>>223828609The truth is out there
>>223828645I'm shocked at how bad this series was
Pazuzu, more like Paizuri
>>223828562funny how 3 mogs the shit out of this one. not only that but the studio fucking aorund with it made it better than legion
>>223828688every time I see stupid A24 shit trying to make evil women sympathetic I just hate women more and go home and beat my wife
>>223828702good one anon
>>223828645couldn't get into it. boring and trauma dump bullshit
>>223828715a24 isn't a real thing anymore. is your mind stuck in 2016 or something. it's now just a bunch of people in suits throwing money at shit. no curation in the creative process.
>>223828562the exorcist is a sillier franchise than friday the 13th
>>223828609Everyone focuses on the ovens (didn't happen btw, all fake) and not what the fuck they were doing in Antarctica. And that weird engine thing they found where it looks like a bell
Ate a half a liter of soup and 70% of a bag of cool ranch doritos. family size
>>223828767why would you eat soap, anon
>>223828737>A24 isn't real>A24 still pumping out "current year" slopWhatever you say anon
>>223828669Seriously... stop. They're gonna get me, bro
>>223828793he just wants to try and correct me like the smarmy fag most on here are
>>223828645I jumped straight to episode 7 because I saw in another thread that he's a cockroach then watched 8. I went back and played the 1st after and am stopping there because I don't need all the filler between. Always feels unnecessary when they show you the stuff you were already told about in the movies, didn't really need to see the drowning sequence, etc.
>>223828767>forbidden_fruits_2026_hapa.pngLmao nigga that file name
>>223828562>nooo, don't brush my cock!
>>223828807Yeah aye, what a little cunt
>>223828767took the same screencap, this hapa was cute
>>223828688Friday the 13th is a simple and straightforward story. The only option was over explain things into stupidity.
>>223828874her amazon series The Summer I Turned Pretty was super popular. In it she's a hapa girl who has to decide between two white boys who are brothers. Forbidden Fruits was her first movie after the success of the show. We will watch out for more Lola Tung kinos.
>>223828645I can't believe anons would even consider watching that shit lol
>>223828811The first episode of Freddy's Nightmares is the origin of Freddy. In the movies they talk about how he got off on a technicality. Showing it forces them to fill in the blank, they forgot to read him his rights. Better left to the imagination. Same with Crystal Lake.
>>223828923they could have done the pamela voorhees story without making it woke slop about whites being hicks and trash beating their kids and having pamela get blacked, making the only two major black characters squeaky clean and perfectthey do this shit on purpose, it's not meant to be friday the 13th, it's feminist propaganda shit skinwalking as a friday show
>>223828737>it's nowWhat is? A24? The thing that doesn't exist?
It's very much riding on the back of Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003, but it's not bad. The last third of the movie is some satisfying waxsploitation, and the few-building town it takes place in is a comfy set
>>223828874Pathetic.
>>223828974this movie rules. good cast, the gore is solid (the fights with the villains are actually brawls), the heroes get the shit kicked out of them and you don't know for sure who's going to survive I thought the dude from Supernatural was going to be the hero and the whole thing is a time capsule to the mid 2000s. The soundtrack is kino too
>>223828974Hilton gets blacked.
>YOU STUPID BITCH >YOU FILTHY SLUTfucking kekThis movie must have relatively low ratings on letterboxd and imdb because normies watch it expecting it to be dead serious when it's clearly a horror comedy, and a very good one!Kino
>>223828947who asked for a deep-dive on pamela. she was the least interesting part of the franchise. all i cared about was seeing jason killing retarded half-naked campers
>>223829023goated theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJasZ2X3yXc
>>223828579>>223828562>>223828702Dont look up who she dated in the 70s
>>223829023next year im gonna go through all of these again. im not sure i ever fully watched bride or the one after. and i will include the remake, which i remember being not bad but wishing they called it something else.
did somebody say rollercoaster? indeed, we've reached the natural telos culmination of the bastard art cinema in its purest form. total sensory stimulation
>>223829202are they recording themselves watching a movie?
>>223829202Why is this a recording of a movie theater
>>223829202That generation is lost. Send them to die in war.
>>223829268I'm part of that generation and I've never seen that happen in my life and I've been to many movies!
>>223829202i hadnt been to the theater in a coons age and saw this type of chair was an option. no idea when this became a thing. so i saw resident evil like this and it was distracting.
>>223829202that's one of those influencer screenings but yeah I've heard about these 4DX theaters, they even blow air and water in your face
>>223829202whats with all the fucking phones?
>>223829359those are lighters this is how they jam out now
>>223829268For Israel specifically, right Moshe?
>>223829202I got a muslim friend whos a 38 year old manchild (but he's a hospital nurse). he collects these $1300 robotic transformers toys and statues. the worst thing is his movie taste. he refuses to go to a normal theater now and only wants these rollercoaster seats. and he records it just like these people.
I know it's a chick flick but this movie is very entertaining! And it has a great late 2000s alt-rock soundtrack
>>223829426very underrated. cody did lisa frankenstein recently. that one wouldve been better with an R rating. it goes too soft.
>>223829202>all those phones outlet me guess they invited a 100% influencer audience to shill their film
>>223829426This wasn’t a chick flick.
>>223829459>underratedAmong film snobs yes, but it's an extremely popular movie and most girls have seen it.I haven't seen Lisa Frankenstein yet but it's on my list.>>223829473It is, and I'm not trying to insult it.
>>223829426So is the Craft and Gingersnaps
Anon recommends:Prey, 1977>A deadly shape-shifting alien infiltrates a country house occupied by two lesbians, and proceeds to study their behaviour, for a sinister purpose.
Okay I've watched too many good movies in a row, time for some shlock.Gonna watch Wrong Turn
>>223828645>fetch me the jam boy
>Miss Tanner, I have something to tell you…
Should I watch Dolly?
>>223829651Looks boring
>>223829651It's decent, a very straight TCM ripoff
>>223829651maybe if youre an ethan suplee completionist. its a bad movie.
my music listening has been spookier than my movies :(
>>223829665>>223829678>>223829690Thanks.
>>223829708their frontman is a manlet with a 5 foot long ponytail
>>223829731you sound bald
>>223829708i;'ve just been listening to SH2 soundtrack. The Kairo soundtrack is also pretty spooky
People are really dumping on the new found footage movie from Shudder called InfirmaryIs it really that bad?
>>223829708>How foolish can they beeeee, to worship such a kiiiiing
>>223829708weren't we sposd to be getting a Deathgasm 2?
>>223829754There's actually shit ff, and then there's "nothing happens!" ff that pisses off people who barely like the genre. It's the latter. If you have the right mindset it's decent, and way better shot than most of the genre. With one tweak imo could have been great.
>>223829754the acting in the very first scene was so bad that i turned it off immediately
>>223829813Your lost
>>223829708Sick album. Probably best dm in 2026
>>223829823Your loss*You're lost*
>>223829743You're thinking of Robert Vigna
>turn on The Wretched>introduce the mystery meat 6/10 chick that's obviously the "love interest" by having her neg the hunk male protagonistI guess I saved myself an 1h 20m
>>223830023Forgot my pic.
>>223827183dude, same. The Wailing, The Chaser and shit even Yellow Sea back in the day probably my first Korean film all great. I don't really get how his sensibilities resulted in Hope. I read some highbrow abstract take about how the title and the film - being the most expensive K-movie every, is some aspiration to rival what other countries have proven capable in the form and that's why it's apeing so much Michael Bay and cast the Hollywood actors in some gimmick role. idk man but the action was downright tedious even in the theater. poop humor not for me, okay whatever but even that last smacked by a pole gag was telegraphed so hard it didn't land after such a drawn out "climax" drained my goodwill. >si-bal SI SI SI SI SSSSSSSSS si-bal SIS ISIS ISSISISI SI si-bal
>>223830056what am I looking at here
>>223830069scottish korean hapa
>>223830069You are looking at Piper Curda. Curda is a spanish name. I had already almost dropped the movie for the clear lack of budget displayed in the opening of the movie, but said "maybe it won't be so bad" only to be hit with this goblin a few minutes later.
>>223830060The poop jokes was for americans
from the 'log. what's he hiding?
>>223830112according to ancestry curda is a scottish surname
well her genes curda done better if you ask me
>>223830151Apparently it's a very generic surname.
>>223830161kek
>>223830161Heh...
>>223830112Im closing my eyes now
>>223829202I did watch Final destination 3 today.
>>223830143I think these anons are correct >>223825574>>223829876
>>223830225>The 'Thing' is you, the viewer.
How does Pazuzu go from Iraq to the USA?
Burial Ground is like someone remade Zombi 2 and said "fuck having a story at all" and just filled it with as much zombie action as possible from the start
>>223830412>ahhh that hurts! :0
>>223830412I loved it for that. I'm not sure there's any film with less plot, not even an attempt at the end
>>223830412
>scroll through my shudder catalog and check each movie to see if it is on other sites>plex, tubi, and amazon has 90% of themAnd Shudder is 720p too. No wonder this shit circling the drain.Really good for japanese and chinese movies though, it would seem.
i'm feeling festivehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGNQ5wphZ8A
>>223830448>720p>it's not even lossless 720p>people pay for thiswhat?
>>223830448>>223830476When will zoomlets learn?
>>223830482These days I don't even PIRATE something unless it's LOSSLESS 1080p or 4k
>>223830505As God intended.
>>223830482I want to be a sophisticated adult again, but I can't afford to buy blu-rays of every movie I want to watch, especially when most of them now are released by companies that want $40+ per movie for their ultra collector's editions with video essays by unknown lesbian film scholars
>>223830509When I watch pirated sports streams and they play an advertisement I get extremely angry too. Like I don't even want to watch sports for free unless they're paying me for viewing ads at this point. I am going have my lawyer send the NHL a cease and desist.
Ready for work tomorrow, /hor/?
>>223830475
>>223830548I no work
>>223830548
>>223830448>And Shudder is 720p too. No wonder this shit circling the drain.Yeah it sucks ass.
>>223830583
>>223830548No but I'm moving house tomorrow, mfw because I cbf. Can't even relax after that because I have to clean my apartment since my housemate is a degenerate moron and will not help.
Just finished thisActually pretty entertaining. I love the setting, since I grew up about an hour drive from Appalachia and would go camping there a lot.
>>223830642Wrong Turn 2-4 ain't bad. In fact 4 is kind of amazing for how sick it is.
anyone saw buddy? I thought it was pretty unique and had a good watch from it. Lot of unanswered questions with little answers
>>223830642WOOOO!
>>223830653I've seen the first three, 2 is a bit of an oddball film tonally but it's fun, 3 on the other hand is more straightforward and also quite good imho. 1 is le best though, so far. Perhaps I shall watch 4 soon.
>>223830642Does the white tank top get wet during the course of the movie?
>>223830566>>223830583>>223830593>>223830621At least 4 without jobs, no wonder yall watching 4+ movies a day.
>>223830670LOWER YOUR TONE
>>223830664Buddy was great. I love stuff like that where they put a lot of effort into the set, costumes, and overall visual design. Ron Howard's always kino too
>>223830668She hates simps.
>>223828777Bashod bastard he said SOUP
>>223830670Bitch I have seen maybe 3 movies this month, I've had bigger fish to fry. I'm disabled anyway so you're suppose to feel sorry for me etc.
>>223830668There was a scene where it poured down rain so I think so? There's no pointless nudity though so it's not a coomerbait movie
>>223830686> Bitch I have seen maybe 3 movies this monthThen you should not be posting here.
>>223830548have you told your parents you're a queer yet ranjeet
>>223829132Was it Wilt Chamberlain? That would be cool if it was
>>223830688shant be watching then
>>223830698Why? Are you a cuck?
>>223830678Is it true they’re planning on expanding this movie? The backrooms near the ending seemed like there’s more to it
>>223830698nah it was Rick James, something knowers already knew.
>>223830664yeah I thought the start was especially good. though, kind of meh as it went on and kept being goofy.
>>223830695The quality of my posts is greater than that of the average poster who watches movies every day so I will continue to post. Besides, I usually watch two movies a day so it balances out. >>223830710I'm Rick James, bitch! Heh... See? That's just the kind of quality posting you can expect from me.
Just finished. RSOS #18.I don't think there's a chance in hell I'm making my goals for the month, lol. I've missed four of the Regal Screams on Screens so far and I haven't even hit twenty movies in 100<100 yet. I'm seriously considering taking time off work to just watch movies and even that doesn't guarantee I'll get back up to speed.Anyway, this shit is so overrated. It's good, but it feels so much like an after school special with flimsy, FLIMSY fucking characters. The thing that saved it for me was the stop motion skeleton scene, lol. I didn't remember it at all, and if you'd described the scene to me it I wouldn't have remembered it. (some dudes are trying to bury a body but then the skeleton jumps out of the sack, fights them and pushes one guy into a pit and starts burying him alive. lmfao, that's GREAT.) Langenkamp is not my type at all but she's really something here. It really is the real NOES2 though and everybody should see it.
>>223830698> Was it Wilt Chamberlain? That would be cool if it wasThat’s what you said to your wife I bet
>>223830670I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long NEET career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
>>223830735Lmao
>>223830695Neither should employed scabs like you
>>223830729Also just finished. 100<100 #019.Basement level serial killer slop from Belgium and the director of Lucker the Necrophagus. This serial killer keeps his victims' decomposing bodies in big blue barrels on his front lawn and drives their vehicles around like they're his. He walks around with a severed head in his living room with his big bay windows open. He lures his victims via DMs on fucking facebook. He gets caught because he leaves a still-living victim in his bathtub without tying her up and fucking leaves the house, and she just runs out into the street and finds some cops (this is not a spoiler.) And if you think that sounds absurdly incompetent, wait'll you see what the cops are like, lmao (the killer is holding a hostage at knifepoint and some old dude comes out of his apartment to see what's happening and the cops fucking shoot him, lol). Oh yeah, he's called Laundry Man because, get this, he does his laundry sometimes.Horrible.
>>223830720Why no watchy movies in October, anon? Personally I feel like ramping up the scary movies ON Halloween and after Halloween as the pagans intended or something...
>>223830755
>>223830729>RSOS #18what is rsos
>>223830755This sounds good, I will check it out
>>223830056>>223830112Her sister, Saylor Bell Curda, is featured in season two of the Twisted Metal TV series.
>>223830766Regal Screams on Screen, Regal's showing a different horror classics every day of the month. Got to see The Thing, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and Henry Portrait of a Serial Killer on the big screen all just last week.
>>223830755>100<100100 = 100
>>223830779> Henry Portrait of a Serial KillerThis movie is garbage
>>223830758I was excited to watch more horror movies this Halloween season, but there was a good chance I was going to be homeless at the end of the month, which left me too stressed to indulge in some horror film consumption. But I secured a room so I will begin watching horror movies soon!!
>>223830779oh right I heard of that tyAre you going to the theater for each one or watching at home or a mix? I almost went out to see The Thing
>>223830760based thot patroller
>>223830448yeah after purging mine, i'm down to 75 movies on shudder, half of which are "shudder originals" (trash)
>>223830779> Henry Portrait of a Serial KillerNot a classic
>>223830800well, going to the theater, of course. they're all movies I've seen many times, but some of them not in the theater. Here's what's left for the month:Monday, October 19 - The Blob (1988, Sony, dir. Chuck Russell)Tuesday, October 20 - Evil Dead (2013, Sony, dir. Fede Alvarez)Wednesday, October 21 - Dawn of the Dead (2004, Universal, dir. Zack Snyder)Thursday, October 22 - Cabin Fever Director's Cut (2002, Lionsgate, dir. Eli Roth)Friday, October 23 - Midsommar Director's Cut (2019, A24, dir. Ari Aster)Saturday, October 24 - Us (2019, Universal, dir. Jordan Peele)Sunday, October 25 - The Blair Witch Project (1999, Lionsgate, dir. Daniel Myrick & Eduardo Sanchez)Monday, October 26 - Constantine (2005, Warner, dir. Francis Lawrence)Tuesday, October 27 - The Cabin in the Woods (2011, Lionsgate, dir. Drew Goddard)Wednesday, October 28 - It Follows (2014, Lionsgate, dir. David Robert Mitchell)Thursday, October 29 - Christine (1983, Sony, dir. John Carpenter)Friday, October 30 - Halloween (1978, Lionsgate, dir. John Carpenter)Saturday, October 31 - Trick 'r Treat (2007, Warner, dir. Michael Dougherty)
>>223830775>Twisted Metal TV seriesShe also looks like a goblin, but a slightly cute goblin. Too bad I won't be able to convince myself to watch that show.
What a fucked up moviekek
>>223830832the fat guy in this is legit one of the most disgusting people ever in a movie.
>>223830832such a well shot movie, the director didn't do much after that and switched to production design.
>>223830853but before he did
>>223830832>>223830837Kino
>>223830862I was just looking at the wiki page for that. Lmao at the screenshots.
>>223830864imagine this guy as Baron Harkonnen in Lynch's Dune instead of the guy they had
>>223830806honestly, looking at this lineup, I think I'm going to skip most of them and focus on my <100s. I've failed RSOS already and they've already shown most've of their real classics.
>>223830862She’s black
>>223830899>most'veI'm retarded>>223830901she also literally fucks monkeys, I don't know what you're getting at here
>>223830872The 70s were crazy
>>223830864I wanted to make a joke about him not being as fat as Stavros... but holy shit I think Stavros is outclassed here. What a fucking monster.
>>223829023one of the hardest laughs i ever had. 2 & 3 are played fairly straight. based brad dourif, based don mancini
>>223830937I love the 70s more than the 80s, and it's not even close.
>>223829132cocaine is a helluva drug and i don't subscribe to your weird racist ideology.
>>223830984>Regarding his death, director Joel M. Reed said that Alphonso shot himself after an incident of him getting stuck in a turnstile due to his weight appeared in the papers.Died age 31
>>223828562Paizuri
>>223830984Alphonso DeNoble, he died at 31. Rumor is he was so embarassed about getting stuck in a turnstile he killed himself.The fat guy from Street Trash and Toxic Avenger is the other legendary fatty of horror. He died at 44 of heart attack.
>>223831049Oh heh beat me to it. Interesting write up I'm glad someone made a record about him. He really had a great face for acting imo.
>>223831049
Any report back on the anons who wanted some chinese horror?
>>223831049>>223831063>shot himself after an incident of him getting stuck in a turnstile due to his weight appeared in the papers.I can hear Nick saying this about Stav
>>223829023The kid actor was really good in this
somewhere between enjoyed to loved>The Craft>Ginger Snaps>Forbidden Fruits>Jennifer's Bodysaw Lisa Frankenstein mentioned along with these earlier in the thread, going to check it out. Any other 'girly' horror that's decent?
>>223831075I've been watching Chinese horror. I'm trying not to let it take over my whole watchlist, but I've been enjoying them throughout the month. I still need to fit in some Japanese horror
>>223831078Ans Stav still managed to fuck icedanc3r.
>>223831108it's generally hated, but I enjoyed #Horror.
Have anyone tried UVF, I just want to know if is worse than Mixtape.
>>223831119>#Horror.looking over the comments, I'll save that until I'm in the mood for girly and 'so bad it's good', added to the list though, thanks
>>223831148UVF?
>>223831176Refers to this, I assume. Looks like trash.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3SekQvocVM
>>223831109Be careful about adding places besides those two, though most non Korean stuff is unsubtitled due to lack of interest/too chaotic for most subtitlers, have a random korean one here for fun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzlWklKtwpI
>>223831148it's pretty good so far
>>223831109And yeah it can be a bit annoying trying to fit other stuff into the schedule when there’s a seemingly infinite supply of stuff like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KBfyXODW4w waiting to be watched out there
>>223831254mournful
>>223831273
>>223831278lmao
Suspiria fans will watch a woman wander around a brightly lit building for 90 minutes and tell you you've failed to understand cinema if you get bored.
>>223831296But enough about Backrooms.
>>223831296>>223831303btfo
>>223831063>The fat guy from Street Trash and Toxic Avengerbecause i'm face blind i initially thought that was the guy from toxic avenger/street trash with shaved eyebrows.the weird attempted rape scene with him from street trash, whatever happened there. while i don't have yellow fever i thought the asian girl was hot. i think it's because of the spread legs scene
>>223831296this but alice sweet alice
Take away the loud noises and the lighting and Suspiria is just people making retarded decisions in a ballet school.
>take away x and y is just zFantastic argument.
Take away the alien from Alien and it's just people sleeping on a spaceship
>>223831316>Whatever happened thereOkay Little Carmine. But for real that asian gal was hot, I think its because she sounds so Americanized and not FOB.
Backrooms also sucks, Suspiria is a screensaver, and Harpertard's favorite genre is apparently taking disagreement as a personal attack.
>>223831336So you're saying that loud noises and lighting is as central to Suspiria as the alien is to Alien. Nice own...
gonna need better bait than that
Take away the colored lightbulbs from Suspiria and apparently you've taken away his entire pseudointellectual personality.
>>223829651yea Dollly Leigh
>>223831278It's me rewatching suspiria this october
>>223831284lol, this is nuts
>>223831396
>>223831390For me it's Dolly Little.
>>223831336Objectively wrong as there is still the bonus situation
>>223831402
>>223831411yeah you can stop now
>>223831411
>>223831419
>>223831336The horrors of space mining on a space oil rig… feat liveleak.
Harpertard's entire intellectual identity is just coloured lighting, heavy metal, little boys, and the hope that nobody asks him to explain why he likes any of it.
Rewat hing the Friday the 13th movies, on part 2 now.
>>223831573Best butt
>>223831540Don't forget obnoxious schizophrenia
Lisa Frankenstein was enjoyable I liked seeing the mom get her head bashed in with the sewing machine
>>223831441
>>223828946Recently watched that and it was such a piece of shit
>>223831743That movie was pretty good
>>223831148yeah it wasn't good, was very youtube horror
>>223831762Just finished. 100<100 #020Well, it's the anthology series so bad they can't even get the name of the movie right on the poster, lmfao. I don't think I need to add much considering the webms I've posted. I've never seen a paper bag get disemboweled before. You REALLY never know what you're going to get with these, I mean I wouldn't be surprised if I sat down to watch one of these and saw myself in the movie, they're that unpredictable.
>>223831907Case in point, here's Damon Packard sharing a scene with Lorelei Linklater. If you know who those people are, that concept barely even makes sense. Rena fucking Riffel is also in the scene. @__@
>>223831924
>>223831930
>>223831938This image made me kek but I'd imagine the rest of the movie is boring as shit... Am I right?
>>223831907>100<100Sorry is this 100 horror movies that are under 100 minutes long or something? Where is this list?
>>223831954I'm not gonna bullshit, yes, it's boring. But it's also completely unpredictable and insane, like lots of movies from these same people. If you want to have a druglike experience without actually doing any, this isn't a bad option. Like, here's the director prompting the actress to deliver the first fucking line of dialogue in the movie. They didn't just leave it in, they FUCKING SUBTITLED IT. lol. lmao, even.
>>223831971This month I'm trying to watch 100 movies with less than 100 views on Letterboxd. Here's my progress so far.
>>223832023that's fucking hilarious
>>223832032lmao you're a madmanShark Balloon is the only one I am semi familiar with because of Shark Exorcist
>>223832023Well you've convinced me, I'm gonna put it on the 'to watch' but I'm warning you, and myself, there are a lot of movies on there....
>>223830864I was cheering for her until she grabbed the poor little kitten.There were plenty of things to kill him with on that table.
>>223832075don't do it. accept my sacrifice in your stead.I watched Catnado, from the same people, a couple months ago, and it legitimately made me angry. then I realized I couldn't stop fucking thinking about it and it's sent me down a crazy rabbit hole of severely mind-melting movies. The way I put it back then is watching one is like a prank you play on yourself and I still feel that way.
>>223832032the most epic /hor/ endeavour I've seen
>>223832117>The forecast is CLAWFULI know you can't choose what makes you laugh, it's an involuntary response, but I feel ashamed that I kek'd at that. If what you say is true though, which I'd imagine it is, that's probably the only entertaining thing about that movie.
>>223832032can't even find some of these on private trackers
>>223832032https://youtu.be/tQW-iZko7bQ?si=ZoyEX3fGcHlLX0lUAny ones that are ok? Feel like your gonna be Drunk posting soon.
Wish it would rain sooner so I can watch my rainy day kinos...
>>223831303t r v k e
>>223832124(,.ˬ.,,)>>223832130well, most of them are on Tubi, hahahahahaha>>223832147no, lol. these are all exercises in pain, lmao.I recommend all of them honestly, but only if your movie count is 10k or more, your favorite band is Merzbow, and your favorite pornstar is Queensnake.
>>223832130Anon, those are what you call too shitty to pirate.
>that one fag is still sperging over people enjoying Suspiria
>>223832083you can't make an omelette without breaking a few cats.
>>223832128>that's probably the only entertaining thing about that movie.it's 'entertaining' in the same way laughing at noticing you just accidentally cut off your own finger is
>>223828590paizuri?
>>223828645I liked some of it but I really dont care about the strangerthings/fallouttv episodes
>>223832037Why are you talking to yourself?
>>223828590>>223832373holy CUTE
Glad to see someone else already mentioned Linda Blair getting SUPERFREAK'D
>>223831148I got 45 mins in and bailed. Genuinely haven’t anything positive to say. It’s worse than Mixtape by a margin, in my opinion, and I thought it was pish too
>Harpertard is still sperging over people not enjoying his favorite brightly colored screensaver
>>223832102HAVE YOURSELF A SCOOBY SNAAAACKTHATS A FACT!
>>223832525with the pick-le on top, w-w-ith the pick-le on top
>>223830664Just watched Buddy, its surprisingly enjoyable and no scenes drags on for too long, the mom could had easily rolled outran buddy and joined the well
>>223829202My brother got me a ticket to see Avengers: Doomsday in this form. I really really don't want to go. The only option I think I have left is to kill him.
>>223832794my bro and his wife always recommend some trash fucking movie or tv show to me and then follow up and ask me if I watched it then smirk when I say now. They see every marvel movie. Wanna form a support group?
Just watched Noise (2024) and it was crap. Pretty much solved the mystery on my own before the second act. Just waiting for the main character to play catch up. On the plus side there were some very cute Korean girls.
>>223830653>>223830667>wrong turn 3 is goodwere you two passed out on drugs during this movie? because it's objectively shit. wrong turn 4 is indeed a lot of fun thoughbeit.
>>223832923I liked it.
>>223832941you can like it, anon. i like plenty of crap dogshit movies. but "good movie" it is not.
>>223830225That's fucking gay and dumb and probably correct.
>>223833038Well just hear me out... I thought it was lacking in one way, in that it felt like a script that was haphazardly repurposed to be a Wrong Turn sequel. It was a pretty good prison escape suspense thriller drama though. That in combination with a sprinkling of horror sensibilities made it horrific enough to be called a horror movie. So my conclusion is that it is not a good Wrong Turn sequel but it's a good horror movie. You may call this mental gymnastics but I like to think of it as a little something known as 'horror rationalisation', which is entirely different of course.
>>223829387>I got a muslim friend
He's either on drugs he's not supposed to be on, or not on drugs he's supposed to be on.
>>223830143It was confirmed in the thing video game... Years ago. MacReady is IT
>>223833294If I was at my computer I'd make a slop image of MacReady wearing scary clown makeup.
>>223829387welcome to the future
>>223833294nuh uh
>>223828862rick james fucked this
>>223831423no cavities
>>223833522
>>223831423Why do they always make this stupid fucking face
>>223828645I’m only two episodes in, and I’m considering bailing, between the weird self-help guru plot that didn’t really go anywhere, and the retarded-as-fuck subplot about the police chief storing decaying partially devoured human remains in his refrigerator, and it’s just treated like a joke. There was some excuse about how the coroner’s was closed for the weekend…or something? Fucking call him.I also fucking loathe his cuntbag “I am the niggest” sister. Her entire existence is to kvetch about white people and spout modernity talking points. I’m so fucking sick of characters like that.
>no you can't just watch pretty women being hot in a horror movie!
>>223833600It's a real fucking mystery.I'm sure nobody who spent any length of time here would know about it.
>>223833600are you fucking retarded?
I made a sound version of a horror film on my guitar! it's pretty sca-a-a-a-ary!https://voca.ro/16PUcOLOZ7FV
>>223834624>are you fucking retarded?
>>223835065>uses Last Jedi reaction gifsthat's not a maybe :(
>>223835081The movie sucks shit but that particular scene is hilarious.
>b& for replying to those The Church webms with Argento's daughterFucking troon mods.
>>223831075Wrote down your suggestions but haven't had time to get them yet was busywatched Insanity (1993) tho horror thriller simon yam trying to kill Kathy Chow
>>223830795Good to hear, Anon. Stay homed and watch /tv/. <3
Good Morning /hor/
This is not a horror movie.
>>223835810Devils are horror things
>>223828562Would
>>223835785good morning anon
this must be the cheaper sloppier genre of films... every time i do a search by date I find the silliest looking movies
>>223835810>exorcisms >torture>gaslighting>scary plague victimsYes it is
>>223828645I like it
>>223836095>>223836095>>223836095>>223836095>>223836095>>223836095
>>223835100I can't unsee sicario man, no matter what role he is in, its always the same sicario man
