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Wizard of Darkness edition

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Watching Korean horror, No Parking on Tubi
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>>223901765
Kino
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>>223901766
adrienne barbeau looks like an Indian wood carving of a Knock Down Clown with giant boobs attached
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Just started this. Didn’t we all have that female friend who stripped for the whole party in college?
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>>223901765
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFqVDveBXoU
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>>223901801
what a waste of a perfectly good schoolgirl head
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>>223901837
kek
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>>223901857
Ho lee fug
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>>223901942
There is a running bit in the movie that Kazumi (that character) keeps getting felt up by the male teachers but is actually in a lesbian relationship with the female teacher who is also a satanist
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>>223901820
My favorite Filmirage movie
Instead a bunch of general tso's chicken and slept for ten hours and now my tummy hurts
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>>223901792
How is it? Koreans make good thrillers
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So are any of the episodes as good as Tales From The Crypt? Which are worth watching?
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>Eko.Eko.Azarak.Wizard.of.Darkness.1995.DVDRip.x264
eh, why not. No HD source?
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time for more wolfies
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>>223902094
It is okay but not as exciting as I was expecting.
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>>223902294
don't think so no
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>>223902294
Enjoy, I had fun watching it.
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>>223902322
>>223901792
I enjoyed Midnight more
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Watching Pieces right now
might shit later
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>Protagonist has a gorgeous BPDemon wife who cheats on him, screams at him, destroys his home, cuts herself, and literally murders multiple people
>It turns out the protagonist's son's teacher looks exactly like his current wife but she's a sweet, quiet girl who loves to cook and clean and wants to be part of a nice and supportive family
>He sprints away from her as fast as he possibly can to be with the crazy one
This movie is fucking hilarious I genuinely love it
Brilliant self loathing work on the director's part
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>>223902357
I haven’t heard of this. Thanks, I will check it out.
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I'm gonna go get a burger and watch a horror film. Maybe The Cycle if it's out.
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>>223902406
do not a doppelgänger
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>>223902222
very nice digits
watch all of them
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>>223902433
Was there anything plot wise to her being a doppelganger? At the end of the film it's revealed that she has green eyes like the clone of our protagonist but that seemed to me like some tropey horror ending rather than anything with substance
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>>223902406
This movie made absolutely no sense whatsoever.
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>>223902430
Post body
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>>223902453
idk i always just considered them to be doppelgangers since they look exactly alike.
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>>223902430
I hope it's animal style or has an egg on it
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>>223902406
>movies with extremely long scenes you have to mute or the neighbors will think you're doing something weird
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>>223902430
I've ordered sushi and am going to watch Starry Eyes
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>>223902475
First of all it's abstract
Second if you've been in emotionally similar situations to the director you know what he's talking about
>>223902564
Oh for sure I'm just wondering if he meant something I'm missing
>>223902580
I live in a house on a half acre of land :D
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>>223902589
>emotional situation
sounds scary
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>>223902580
Like half of Texas Chainsaw Massacre is screaming
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>>223902629
those are normal apartment complex noises
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>>223902580
Cause the movie was hysterical roastie nonsense
Proto-a24 slop
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>>223902658
praying for you
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>>223902582
Erudite combo anon, enjoy
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>>223902629
yeah but this screaming sounds more illegal than usual
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Normies are sexually aroused by murder but they make up some cope about liking campy horror.
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>>223902658
NPC Slop Post
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>>223902689
slayyy
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i forgot how hot famke janssen was in the 90s
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>>223902716
i was thinking about why exactly women are so turned on by true crime. i have a working hypothesis.
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>>223902754
Worthless post
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>>223902783
this dumbfuck pays per post lol
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>>223902783
Have you told your parents you're gay yet?
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>>223902754
Top tier. She's also been in quite a few horror films.
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>>223902848
last time i saw young famke was several octobers ago on boat movie night in deep rising
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJUH8ED0l4Y
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>>223902754
True
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>>223902907
She doesn’t look good anymore
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Jeezus, this was fucking horrendous. No more wasting my time on shit that came out this year.
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Streaming services are so fucking gay. Like I'm paying for a film that was shot in high quality but can only watch the blurry ass version of it.
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>>223902971
I liked it. Yeah the MC was a bitch and the finale embarrassing, but there was a ton of kino shots in it.
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>>223902971
This movie was woke shit
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Be honest, is this a good choice for a Friday night watch going into Halloween week?
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>>223902222
It's shit, don't watch it
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>>223903017
so it's good?
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>>223902999
For poor people or for really rich people.
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>>223902999
Actually, all classes have it but the rich know the consumers are struggling but the consumers don’t seem to mind. Netflix just keep adding increasing their prices.
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It's almost time, boys and girls.
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>>223903053
>>223903071
Kill yourself pissjeet
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>>223903050
No, it was for unintelligent people.
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>>223903031
yep, it's kino.
the music alone will put you in the mood.
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>>223903031
Yes!
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>>223902971
>genetically enhanced super soldiers fold like a wet paper bag when they encounter the slightest bit of resistance
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>>223902971
Super elite trained undead soldiers beat by black single mom. Yeah….
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>>223902222
Crypt drew its audience in using its creepy atmosphere and spooky stories, with sex appeal often being a surprise bonus. Perversions sold itself using sex appeal, and didn't prioritize the spookiness, thus making it kind of dull in comparison.
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>>223902971
it was painfully mid. there was literally no point for this movie to be made.

my Halloween recommendation
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>>223903102
This. When I was watching the ending, I thought it was the midpoint. Like she “beats” them and she gets away and then at the end of the movie, there would be a final battle but no, the movie ends there.
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>>223903106
she's Puerto Rican. you should probably stop fantasizing about nogs.
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Look at this dude
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>>223903132
Very problematic anon
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>>223903084
Enjoy your streaming pile of shit.
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>>223903017
Don't you ever get tired of posting the same kvetchy bullshit 24/7?
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>>223903138
> Enjoy your streaming pile of shit
Kek
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>>223903140
Retards are like dogs, all they can do is bark the same thing over and over
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>>223903132
Is it based on the Dan Curtis story from Trilogy of Terror?
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>>223903132
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>>223903132
>Full Moon Studios
Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time
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>>223903016
>MC was a bitch
Except she wasn't
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>>223903138
Nice pun
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>>223903157
Retards watch woke shit and enjoy it.
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>>223903016
>I enjoy slop
Yeah, we know.
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>>223903194
Do you actually type these samefag posts out, or do you get your mom to make them?
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>>223903157
Lol good analogy
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>watch Nekromantik
>find out that it's a shock film
>but I'm too desensitized to feel anything watching it
The only scene of interest was the rabbit skinning, because it was pretty informative. Also him sucking on the corpse's eye and that jizzing blood scene were kind of funny.
Utterly shit movie. Skip to the last twenty minutes and you would have missed nothing at all.
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>>223903203
Low and high IQ people enjoy woke movies. Only midwits get butthurt over woke.
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>>223903218
I thought his post was smart and funny.
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>fuckin thing sucks!
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>>223903072
You might like this, a fan film linking Michael to Halloween III
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtAmPnyyPgE
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>>223903138
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>>223903132
I watched this with a black woman
she thought it was hilarious
whenever the little dude shows up the soundtrack goes "ooga booga!"
I recommend Tales From the Hood 2 where the gollywog rapes a lady
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>>223903138
Post of the month.
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>>223903263
shut up, idiot, nobody likes you
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>>223903249
Every time you've used this image, it's been to reply to yourself. How sad is that.
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/IMG_0806/image/V9T_WnqcQUTB7ZjqklvXMQ/
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>>223903237
It was okay. I appreciated the originality and effort.
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>>223903129
Same shade of woke.
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>>223903271
>How did you become Harperfag?
>Did your wife cuck you?
>Why do you remain?
LMAO
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Watching Lips of Blood
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>>223903271
kek what a cringelord
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>>223903312
interested in what you think
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>>223903271
Is it that anon? He is hilarious
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>>223903366
no, he isn't.
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>>223903312
Not Rollin's finest, but enjoyable nonetheless.

I watched Fascination the other day for about the 10th time. Such an incredible film.
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>>223903237
nooooooo! clocky!!
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>>223903310
…
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>>223903372
it's just his regularly scheduled samefag meltdown. half the time he gets jannied.
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>>223903310
Why does he haunt /hor/?
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>>223903383
I haven't seen Fascination, but I did enjoy The Grapes of Death
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>>223903432
Is it a parody of The Grapes of Wrath?
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>>223903432
That's actually my favorite Rollin film. In fact, it would probably make my top 50 films of all time.

Check out Fascination. You'll love it.
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>>223901765
they need to make a real wizard horror. like an evil one in a tower. you could shoot it cheap by having them ascend it and reusing the set.
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>>223903312
Twinsposting
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>>223903506
Indeed
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>>223903458
Boris Karloff in The Raven.
Also the movie Jack the Giant Killer (not a horror, but kino fantasy) has an evil wizard villain who commands witches, goblins, ghosts, and other monsters
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>>223903102
Super elite genetically modified soldiers couldn’t beat trailer park black single mom and another low iq black male.
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>>223903523
>>223903506
I love these little shortstacks
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>>223903523
What did we say about twinsposting?
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>>223903555
but the super soldiers were your run-of-the-mill mic graft
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>>223903572
>tfw you'll never get to be on the set of a Jean Rollin film
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>>223903594
That it was based and encouraged
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>>223903444
It is their culture French poster
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>>223903506
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>>223903642
Movie?
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>>223903727
It's a tales from the crypt episode, the one with Joe Pesci
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>>223903743
I see
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twincest is the highest form of gooning
they should make a horror movie about that
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Just finished Ghost in the Cell, actually pretty good movie, but there's just one problem, I wouldn't classify it as a horror movie and I'm not sure why did anyone label it that way lmao.
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I recently finally got to watching They Live and it was a bad movie
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>>223903849
Like Michael Jackson bad?
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Post your top whatever for the year you were born
1988:
>1. Brain Damage
>2. Pumpkinhead
>3. Critters 2
>4. Friday the 13th Part VII
>5. Nightmare on Elm Street 4
>6. Return of the Living Dead 2
>7. Hack-o-Lantern
>8. Hellraiser 2
>9. Night of the Demons
>10. Sleepaway Camp 2
>11. Maniac Cop
>12. Killer Klowns
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>>223903838
It is a horror movie and it dragged on at parts
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Just finished. 100<100 #027
okay, I cheated on this one, it's got 130 views, but I had to watch it, c'mon
Obviously, it isn't about trannies. It's a bargain version of something like The Bone Collector, but the production value is way above the other crap I've been watching, it seems like they got actual actors. Wouldn't be surprised if it's budget was around $500k. Some serial killer is taking out junkies and other "undesirables" and a female author is hunting him down. Half the movie is about her drinking problem and in the end it's what saves the day, lol (she hides a bottle from her husband and ends up using it to bonk the killer on the head, lol) In the end the killer isn't the guy she thought, but her husband is.
trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x7hLsyUzXU
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>>223903933
"Finster" in German is dark, darker than ordinary dark which would be "dunkel". Kind of like pic related, also in a metaphorical sense it implies hopelessness and despair.
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>>223904015
very interesting, I have committed this to memory
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>>223904015
dark like the deepest, darkest hole
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So I asked this general if this is good, like 5 anons said no and a couple said yes.
Guess what
It sucked!
Under the Silver Lake and Eyes Wide Shut are way better and less edgy than this nonsense.
Also did we really need to see her suck an old man's cock
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>>223904085
Anon, Eyes Wide Shut had a budget that was approximately 1000x larger.
Starry Eyes was actually a crowdfunded film. And imo is kino, though perhaps you have to be into lesbians.
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>>223904125
Half that budget probably went to Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman's salaries
No disrespect if you like Starry Eyes, but it wasn't for me.
The main actress is hot though
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>>223904159
You have bad taste
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>>223904159
It's one of those films that I started out not liking because it is admittedly amateurish, but the ramp up at the end won me over and I thought the ending was unironically a 10/10.
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>>223904172
Oh, well I don't think you have bad taste for liking the movie, even though I didn't. It's subjective.
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>>223904176
Not really, I can tell youre a simple minded simpleton based on your post.
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>>223904159
And fwiw, I haven't seen Under the Silver Lake so I'll check that out
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>>223904276
Oh you definitely should, it's schizo-kino. Similar themes of secret rich people cults
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>>223904292
What about poor people cults?
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>>223904307
The Wicker Man?
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>>223904307
Cannibal films. Brutish guatamalens and hindoos and amazonians so on.
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>>223904159
Starry Eyes is just yet another hollywood movie being meta about being an actress. It's always a slog to watch such crap.
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>>223903838
Why do I get the feeling you're only saying this because you're probably making surface level comparisons in your mind between this and movies like Rikki-Oh or Brawl in Cell Block 99.
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I liked this. Jean Rollin films are always very different in a good way. Lots of naked vampires running around in this and I loved the ruins setting. The ending was not what I was expecting either.
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>>223904409
Rollin is good. I like the way vampires represent something completely different in each movie he does
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>already psuedo-porn horror movie has a genuine low budget European porn parody
AWOOOOO
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>>223903849
>recently finally got to
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>>223903383
The blond on the left was a pornstar, and has an amazing body.
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The Cycle was a decent October watch. Perhaps too long and a bit thin, but I'm in the corner for any film that's got this amount of practical effects.
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>>223904621
>ERM, AKSHUALLY IT'S FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER
I've seen this line used in about 20 movies now. Is this a normal faggot thing? Do they think this gives them cred as being a "real one"?
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>>223904638
It's an important distinction
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>>223904159
regardless, you cant compare kubrickino with that trash. if you wanna be fair rec, triangle, and the endless are shoestring budgets but still mog that shit
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>>223904638
>Is this a normal faggot thing
no, it actually is frankenstein's monster, since frankenstein is the name of the guy who made it. did you not know that?
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>>223904671
No
Today I Learned!
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>be doctor in postmodern frankenstein adaptation
>make monster
>name him Frank
>mfw
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>>223899084
Bitches love the Gill Man
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>>223904705
It's mildly progressive for the time even, treating a woman scientist as equal among her male peers!
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>>223904671
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>>223904671
Since man is the real monster, I think it only makes sense that the monster is the real frankenstein
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>>223904717
Deep
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>>223904716
The part of this book from the POV of the monster should was super cool and should have been twice as long
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>>223904717
Legitimately good take
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>>223904671
It's something that is known and doesn't need saying.
It's on par with someone who responds to "can I __" with "I don't know, CAN you?"
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>>223904717
...so then what do you call the monster?
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>>223904764
Frankenstein
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>>223904764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTqqLaOv3mA
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When I was a very little kid I would mix up Frankenstein and the Incredible Hulk because they were both green
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>>223904748
If it's known and doesn't need saying, then why does everyone continue to call the monster Frankenstein?
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The Pagemaster left a big impression on me as a kid, especially the Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde section
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ88V__MLv0
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>>223904796
Because it's faster. No one can be bothered, especially after already devoting three syllables to the first part alone.
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>>223904826
this is why horror movie titles are one word nowadays. the ones that are two words or more flop
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>>223904826
How do you refer to Frankenstein the scientist if you say Frankenstein to mean the monster? Dr. Frankenstein and Frankenstein's Monster are the same number of syllables
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>>223904856
Boris Karloff
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>>223904862
You've got them mixed up
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>>223904870
no, you're thinking of Bela Luigi
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>>223904856
There is almost never a need to refer to the doctor, because the only character that is important is the monster (except Igor, because he's funny looking). If you do feel the need to mention him, then they will was doctor Frankenstein, but it will be a big pain in the ass to mention. But honestly, you can say Victor instead.
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>mfw they dont know i have a name
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>>223904883
>will was doctor
will say doctor*
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>>223904814
for me it was Daffy Duck
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>>223904883
>you can say Victor instead
You just say "Victor" out of the blue and everyone will know you're referencing Mary Shelley's Frankenstein?
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>>223904904
No one will ever mention Victor without first mentioning the monster or Igor. There is no reason to. He exists purely as a plot device for the monster to exist.
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>>223904814
the Van Helsing version of Mr. Hyde made such an impression on me that I spent about a decade telling people I was going to draw my own graphic novel of the Stevenson story, which of course I never did.
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It’s very reddit to ironically make the Frankenstein/Frankenstein’s monster distinction, but it is important and necessary. No one who has read the book would refer to the monster as Frankenstein. Laziness is not a noble and worthwhile trait. Ignorance is not a virtue.
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>>223904916
The novel/movie is about Victor Frankenstein and what he created. The Bride of Frankenstein is about the woman that Victor Frankenstein made for his monster. Son of Frankenstein is about Victor Frankenstein's biological son.
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>>223904967
>The novel/movie is about
The monster.
>The Bride of Frankenstein is about
The monster's wife. You should take note that they didn't title it "The Bride of Frankenstein's Monster". Funny...
>Son of Frankenstein is about
The monster, again.
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>>223903849
I am upset
>>223903871
I am kek
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>>223904984
>>The novel/movie is about
>The monster.
It includes, but is not about the monster.
>>The Bride of Frankenstein is about
>The monster's wife.
Specifically, Frankenstein's journey of creating the bride, his latest experiment, for his monster (who you admit is not "Frankenstein")
>>Son of Frankenstein is about
The monster, again.
Perhaps in a psychological sense, but more directly about his father, Victor Frankenstein.
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>>223904015
Can I get a pint of finsterbock?
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>>223902971
i kind of enjoyed it as a /heem/ poster but the complete lack of unarmed combat kills and fight choreography was lame. felt rushed and the ending was anticlimactic and retarded. dan stevens hamming it up was the best part of this movie.

>>223903237
i couldn't stop laughing watching this shit
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>>223904621
Didnt feel too long to me since i was invested in uncovering the mystery. I have some problems with the ending but i enjoyed it a lot, the practical effects were indeed great
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Weeny music thread over in wsg
>>>/wsg/6249590
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>>223905115
Nice. I posted one myself
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Now watching craed psycho sex killer kino The Wrath of Silence (1994)
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>>223905057
There wasn’t any laugh out loud funny. Grow up.
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>>223905224
>Grow up.
Don't you live with your mom
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>>223904884
excelente gif
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>a trio, a pair of siblings and her friend, head into the amazon to help the sister disprove the cannibal myth for her anthropology thesis, they end up running into a couple of americans who've wronged the local tribe and end up getting caught in their mess
it was alright, it's what you'd expect from a 80s cannibal exploitation film, an ok story with a couple of cool kills.
the one thing that might turn people off is the killing of animals on screen, you watch a pretty big turtle getting butchered from start to finish.
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>>223905349
I think this one is my fav, and Slave of the Cannibal God. but yeah in all of them the animal violence is unpleasant.
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>>223905243
Not me
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>>223905057
> i couldn't stop laughing watching this shit
You laughed at Barney and Friends as a grown up.
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Just finished. 100<100 #028
Incredible creature feature throwback. It doesn't look like one, but the plot and characters are straight out of a 50s monster movie. Tremors vibes. An army troop transporting an American Indian prisoner are attacked by a fucking ridiculous flying snake monster and take cover in a little general store, where everyone hatches a plan to kill the monster and destroy its eggs before flying snakes take over the world. A pretty good amount of pitiful photoshop gore and not bad acting.
trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck1a3OC6vc4
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>>223905654
here, for the too lazy to watch the trailer. this shit is too good not to share lol
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>>223905680
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>>223905482
You just used "grown up" as a noun.
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>>223905722
which is not wrong
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lol
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>>223905755
The irony is you called him immature while speaking like a baby.
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any horror kinos coming out on digital this week?
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>Psycho is my favourite horror franchise
Is this any good? The trailer made it seem like a weird camp drama, how is it 5 seasons?
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>>223906095
I guess sarcasm is lost on the autistic
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can anyone recommend a newish good/ok non-woke horror movie?
the empty man & the dark and the wicked is a good example
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>>223906285
Hokum
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>>223906309
trailer looks good
thanks ill check it out
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>>223906274
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>>223901765
I've been careful about checking out /tv/ recommendations when it comes to Japanese "horror" movies ever since /tv/ recommended pic related
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>>223906343
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>>223906261
ESLkun, sarcasm is when you say the opposite of what you actually mean as a form of verbal irony in an attempt to mock someone. You said he was a "grown up" instead of an adult because you communicate like a preschooler.
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>>223906418
>still doesnt understand the sarcasm
I guess thats just a too grown up concept for you. I stop using big boy words, lil bro. pinky promise
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>>223906418
Nice attempt to rearrange the exact wording of the AI overview to hide the fact, that you had to look up the definition of sarcasm. Nice try, saar
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>dropping out of nowhere that hebrews followed Satan at Persian Empire in IV BC century
duude...
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Just finished. 100<100 #029
Canadian vanity project for writer/director/star Ryan LaPlante, who seems to be some low level character actor in Ontario. A super naive priest is visiting a family when they are randomly home invaded and brutally murdered by the family of a psycho crime boss. He's shot six times but survives and comes back as a ruthless vigilante who renounces God and calls his gun "The Lord". It aims for early Troma edginess and irreverance and does a pretty damn good job. The family members are all insane perverts who fuck each other and kill their own henchmen regularly for no reason. One is a wacky tranny named Sissy who has a "He/She army", so you do get a scene where a priest guns down a whole gang of trannies, lol. Not exactly funny but it was refreshing to see something so un-PC from the last 15 years.
trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBL2fXiiLHE
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>>223906879
see what I mean? Troma energy
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>She's just sitting there... laughing...
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is this /hor/ material?
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>>223907128
indubitably
Also consider Dracula Dead & Loving It
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>kafkian giallo
huh
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Just saw Iron Lung. Not bad. Very 90s as far as horror is concerned.
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yay or nay?
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Give me an underrated slasher
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>>223907506
Pieces (1982)
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>>223907496
yes
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>>223907506
Happy Birthday to Me (1981)
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>>223907496
neigh
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I’m watching random relatively unknown horror movies on YouTube
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>>223907496
Her delicious mommy tits make me say YAY
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>>223906234
First couple of seasons are pretty good. At a certain point, Norman becomes a side character in his own story. His brother is a marijuana distributor and they try to turn it into a shitty version of Breaking Bad for a good chunk of the series. The 2nd half of the final season it finally shifts the focus back to Norman, and it gets good again.
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>>223907634
Waste of time desuga
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>>223907506
Absurd

The Collector
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why the FUCK are the Insidious movies so popular? Why is it even a franchise? I binged the first 5 movies yesterday and they're the most generic normieslop "horror" I've ever seen. I do have a soft spot for Patrick Wilson though, can't help but watch whatever he's in
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>>223907807
based Owlman appreciator
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>>223907807
I enjoyed the new one much more than the last 3.
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The Terminator (1984) very well could have been a John Carpenter film.
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>I’m a FAN of MAN!
This movie actually had some good jump scares with the morphing demon faces. Was he being the literal Devil a twist that fooled illiterate audiences at the time like it did my dumb wife?
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>>223907854
I'm planning to check it out this weekend. Hopefully they've raised the bar
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>>223907870
No, your wife is special.
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>>223907870
>Was he being the literal Devil a twist that fooled illiterate audiences at the time
what
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>>223907918
Speaking of illiteracy.
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>>223907805
Yes, they are awful
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>>223907929
>period after sentence fragment
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>>223907964
>Sentence fragments in casual conversation are bad…because…they just are ok?!
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>>223907997
hoisted by your own petard >>223907929
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>>223907807
tbf, like the Conjuring, the first couple set a lot of modern horror trends in motion so watching it now they seem more generic (we were coming out of remake and found footage era of horror so they seemed fresh). The later sequels are ass tho.
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>>223907506
Strange Harvest
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I'm still working on that presentation for my girlfriend's Halloween party. I'm thinking about doing a voiceover and uploading it to YouTube as one of those quiz games.
Do you think that's cringe?
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Halloween is cancelled
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>>223908025
I also have a soft spot for the conjuring movies
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>>223908240
Grown ass adults with no children crashing out over trunk or treat will always be funny.
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>>223907870
>was him being the devil supposed to be a twist?
Is this what you meant?
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>>223908128
yes, cringe and normie. Go away, you unvirgin, and never come back to my swamp
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>>223908309
Growns ups finna crash out?
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>>223908128
Yeah, you're doing way too much work for your girlfriend's coworkers. I wouldn't even go to this shit work "party."
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>>223908313
Did you figure that out all on your own?
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>>223908341
which is why you're never invited to work parties, or any parties for that matter
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Is Dagon worth watching? I think I half-heartedly watched it during a Robert Kinoplex stream a couple Halloweens ago and I honestly don't remember a single thing about it.
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>>223908488
yes
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>>223908488
do it, weakest of his lovecraft stuff but it's still good
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>>223908375
work parties are a chore and everybody is invited
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>>223908375
>which is why you're never invited to work parties
oh naur xD
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>>223908531
That dude is really doing fucking HOMEWORK and stressing about creating a PRESENTATION for someone else's work party. I was wrong to try and help him. He doesn't want help. Other anons were right for abusing him.
Let him suffer.
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>>223907807
Insidious 1 and 2 is peak paranoia but the rest are just formulaic slop
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>>223908361
Well, to answer your question; No, It is not supposed to be a twist.
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>>223908488
I don't remember anything specific beyond really enjoying it. Worth a watch for sure.
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>>223907870
sounds like you were made for each other by the literal devil
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>>223908698
Ain’t that the truth.
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>>223908128
Do something that helps you figure out which dude she's actually fucking.
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>>223903031
>Be honest
Suspiria is a good choice for whatever night going into whichever week, especially during October.

>>223903271
Kek, wait until you see how many times that freak has posted IMG_0051.png over the years
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I watched "The Empty Man" (2020). This isn't horror, it's a test of patience. How was this a _series_ of comic books? How? How was this made into a movie? It was an interesting idea, but that does not fill 2 hours and 17 minutes of runtime. Yes, it is well made, yes, it is atmospheric, and some may even mistake it for being "deep". But all it does is throw some mysterious ideas at the viewer that don't go anywhere, like a David Lynch movie. (He did that better btw.) So just like the "Empty Man" concept, this is sort of an empty movie. I can see how some people like this film, it wasn't for me, though. De gustibus non disputandum.
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Is Cube /hor/-approved?
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>>223909111
this is a cube 2: hypercube neighborhood
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>>223909127
Okay, tranny
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Watching some old school Jap horror!
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>>223909052
empty man is kino, and the comics are even better.
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>>223909052
It's the only effective cosmic horror tale in film form in existence.
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ok just finished watching the last Insidious movie. I will say it's better than I thought it would be, but still pretty basic normie horror fare. The pillow fort sequence was pretty awesome though
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>>223909052
shut the fuck, it's kino
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>>223902301
>title is old English “Man”
Seems silly
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>>223909250
i dont think that's correcr
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What are you playing /hor/ bros?
I'm thinking of starting cronos the new dawn , I have three days off and want to use them to finish a game. Any recommendations?
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>>223908531
>>223908556
It's not a work party, it's a party her friends from work are putting on. I'm also going to be the only guy there because he friends are all millennial cat women femcels.
Definitely gonna take an edible before I go
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>>223909485
sounds like normie loser shit all around
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>>223906122
frogman 2 i think
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>>223909483
the new hellraiser game is pretty tight
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>>223909504
Fair enough
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>>223909483
I can't handle horror games, they turn me into a huge pussy. Even the cheesy ones like OG Slenderman.
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>>223909483
still need to try Hellraiser. will play Madison, Signalis, Fatal Frame, RE4 if i can fit it in.
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is Donnie Darko /hor/?
The scene where he's like "I think...you're the fucking Antichrist" lives rent free in my head
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>>223909669
first step to asking if a film is /hor/ is to go to the wikipedia page and see what genres it's listed under
the only faggots that do "horror-adjacent" type shit are redditors, we don't do that nonsense here
donnie darko is a sci-fi movie first and foremost, and a thriller second. it also helps to actually watch the movie instead of just sitting around on a board discussing it. make sure you watch the director's cut.
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>>223909669
it's gay is what it is



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