post Malfoid / Draconia/Dracaena Malfoy content and fanfictionprevious >>223949911
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>>223958718
MY YEARNERS IN ARMS, DO YOU YEARN FOR A BEAUTIFUL DAWN, A CHERISHED DAWN, WHERE A YOUNG MAN AND A YOUNG WOMAN HOLD EACH OTHER AND CHERISH ONE ANOTHER? DO YOU YEARN FOR SUCH A DAWN BROTHERS?
Why is she like this
>>223958832no
>>223958935>he said calmly
>>223958935Peak yearning fanfic, a must read for my yearner brothers>Waltz for Onehttps://archiveofourown.org/works/94458686/chapters/252153151
>>223958935"Yes Dumbledore" said Dobby to avoid his daily beating
u lick?I do.
>>223959005The scars? yes, the mark? no.
KEEP THOSE FILTHY FUCKING KNIFE-EARED HOUSE-ELF RATS IN THEIR PLACEHEIL SALAZAAR HEIL SLYTHERIN
>>223959005The mark should also be scar tissue.Honestly Malfoid would end up pretty banged up by the end of the story
>>223959048>Honestly Malfoid would end up pretty knocked up by the end of the story
>>223958935"I ASK YOU: DO YOU WANT TOTAL YEARN?! DO YOU WANT IT, IF NECESSARY, MORE TOTAL AND RADICAL THAN ANYTHING THAT WE CAN YET TODAY EVEN CONCEIVE?!" Said Dumbledore in a calm tone that shattered the eardrums of the Wizengamot.
they took this away from us.
>>223959048Malfoid's tattoo would disappear as if it was never there, due to her love for Harry
>>223959091You get it
We need a graph of Harry and Malfoid's relationship over the series. X axis is time, split by books. Y axis is the strength of their feelings, positive and negative. The annotate with story events. Thanks in advance.
What movie or television series is this thread discussing?
>>223959159Over 4000 hours in mspaint.
>>223958718>this will win us the midterms
>>223959237They need to match at the end when they defeat Valdemar together and get married
>>223959037Idk why but why is this so funny ? Lmao
>>223959107Eh, this is a love story but that’s a little too convenient. Part of the fun of this is her redemption, but it can’t wash out the bad things she’s done.
>>223959259Red is negative green is positive.Mostly from Harry's perspective.
>>223959259They need at least 15 more books before they’re at that level
>>223959186Hamlet
>>223958935
>>223958718Based Foyege is the greatest.
>>223959405
>>223959413
So would book 1 still play the same or what? The only thing I would change is in the dark forest she falls and Harry protects her and that's where she falls for him.
>>223959428
>>223958718>post Malfoid / Draconia/Dracaena Malfoy content and fanfiction
>>223959436Yes, very similar. Only in book 3 do real differences emerge
>>223959438
>>223959454
>>223959451Why book 3? And what happens on book 2? Would Voldy still use Ginny?
>>223958718Pedophiles pushing tranny shit.
>>223959468Not sure if this is his, but it looks very similarThat's all I got!
>>223959436I think the only real change I’d want to make in book 1 is have her and her second actually show up for the midnight duel. It makes her a more credible rival who puts her money where her mouth is.
>>223959468This one makes me think of FF Advent Children
>>223959265Holy shit the doll girl
>>223959486Who should be her second?
>>223959428I'm too lazy to do it but this pic would be perfect on a nvidia box
>>223959471IMO: original Buckbeak incident makes her too unlikable, but besides that the broader arc has to have them stop being quite so hostile to one another at some point. 1-2: outright hostility and rivalry3-4: some mutual respect and less openly hostile rivalry5: friends-ish, I like having her being an unlikely ally against Umbridge6: low point, Malfoy is forced into the assassination plotline and is walking a path of self-annihilation7: they get together and make up for lost time
>>223959479close enough
>>223959524Pansy, Daphne, or Millicent. I like keeping Pansy as her best friend and cheerleader, and making Crabbe and Goyle more hangers on because their families are basically retainers of the Malfoys. They don’t have to actually fight at all, but at the very least it makes her look more like an honorable opponent.
actual TRANNY FAGGOTRY
>>223958718Never thought I'd see the day where men in mass are posting their own harry potter fantasy and essentially fixiated on what is harry potter romantic fanfiction. I remember a couple years ago on the bud seeing some asian girl in the seat in front of me literally read some gay erotic porno harry potter fanfic and thinking "this can only be some freaky woman shit", "only women get obsessed about harry potter" and "men never engage in such pathetic behavior", but now roll the clock forward guys online are literally doing the same thing to such a degree its not even just the occasional waifu internet meme but a confession of their desire to simp and female worship. Same guys most livid that we live in a gynocracy btw. You have to admit that the irony of it all is pure gold.
>>223959588how come youre incapable of joy?
>>223959586>their families are basically retainers of the Malfoysimagine getting ready for first year and dad tells you>see that blonde girl?>youre basically her dog
>>223959590And where do you stand?Do you yearn?
>>223959553Shift book 3 to Lucius flipping his shit and demanding the execution, rather than her boasting about getting him killed.Alternately have Harry notice her about to go full retard, tackle her and get injured instead, then have someone else pushing the execution once the prophet catches wind of it.
>>223959619I mean, there's people who pay for that stuff. But honestly their whole characters need a rewrite. Rowling was retarded when she decided that school exams are really tough but actual fucking gorillas can still pass them multiple times.
>>223959588Why do people think this is tranny shit when based JK is the queen of the TERFs?We revel in the fact this shit pissed the trannies off lol.
>>223959640The prophet doesn't mean shit, without Lucious pushing for it in the ministry nothing would happen to Buckbeak
>>223959037When do this meme of Dobby abuse started ? It wasn't here whe malfoid began and now it's half of malfoid posting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCw-OnwEKBwJarvis, ... a shotgun please.
>>223959588The reason Malfoid is outliving Bowsette is because it's actually not tranny coded at all.
>>223959648when chimps and retards dont understand something their brain usually compensates by telling them theyre being lied to
>>223959658Dobby stole one of Dumbledore's only two socks.
>>223959661The shitty camera really sells it
>>223959648Normal people don’t. A few shartyfags, however, got assmad at the trend and tried to shitpost it to death, only to find that nobody outside their echo chamber gives a shit what they think, which got them even more mad. False flagging is just the next logical step for them.One of them even tried crying to the KF admin for a personal army request and got told to fuck off.
>>223959428>>223959533
>>223959586The dynamic with (male) Crabbe and Goyle has to change the second you make Malfoy female because you can't have them casually hanging out in her bedroom at night or some shit like that. That automatically promotes the other girls and relegates the boys to 'hired goon' status when muscle is required.
>>223959590>roll the clock forward guys online are literally doing the same thingIt's not the same thing. This is the core of your misunderstanding (or more likely-- malicious, deliberate lie)
>>223959696That's some good work anon. Don't get into marketing, you'd doom us all.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1793108801983263.mp4
>>223959254>TDS in a malfoid threadThat's kinda cringe
>>223959701Hired goon muscle in the magic fantasy school setting was never a good idea.
>>223959656I’m more thinking that a moral panic about the wizarding world’s darling getting hurt would be more than enough to spark some attention whore using the same tactics as Lucius to push an execution forward. It might not be as successful, but it would still be enough to get buckbeak temporarily isolated so the plot can happen.It would also help establish that a lot of wizards are complete sheep before book 4 and 5.
>>223959658I don't know, but I fucking love it. Perfect comedy relief.
>>223959708cyka blyat
>>223959701Just make them into her friends from other rich wizarding families.
>>223959719Dumbledore has more than enough sway to tell random parents and readers to fuck off, in calmly booming voice, but he couldn't stop Luscious from getting his buddies in the ministry involved.
>>223959709take your garbage elsewhere. this thread is for joy
>>223959471I think book 2 is still about Ginny having the diary but potentially Malfoid can help out from a distance, especially after she hears Harry speak Parseltongue to the snake at the duel, which impresses her.>You know how I think they choose people for the Gryffindor team. It's people they feel sorry for. See, there's Potter, who's got no parents, then there's the Weasleys, who've got no money — you should be on the team, Longbottom, you've got no brainsHalf of boy Malfoy's lines would be perfect coming from a snobby but smart girl
>>223959718Metaphorically speaking. They just big dumb shits that will do here bidding without question, and she doesn't even have to make them think they'll get anything for it.
>>223959738>this thread is for joy
>>223959753
>>223959696Pretty awesome, thanks anon!
Is this legitimately organic trend paid for like fishtank until it gets moved to /trash/?
>>223959753maybe in the next life things will be better
>>223959750My issue is that the entire point of exams and grading is to filter out the dumb shits. I can accept that Crabbe and Goyle somehow passed their first and second years but beyond that, either the exams are trash or those two aren't actual fucking gorillas.
>>223959696Would fork out for a 5090 for Malfoid
>>223959590It's complete beta shit, but you have to remember online brown "people" have always been like this and by pretending a vocal minority of vocal minority are against it and pretending its a massive amount(it isn't as the ones here clearly love it) let's them be completely open about it without any consequences from actual users from this site
>>223959661I miss the old England bros...
>>223959787I'd call you a dumb bot if I couldn't tell how mad you are.
>>223959735He can’t stop someone in the department for the control of magical creatures, or he would have done so before Lucius bribed them all do what he said.
>>223959701>hiredWell obviously they were never hiredBut Crabbe and Goyle made sense in the original because how else would Malfoy have ever gotten away with being such an antagonistic little pissant? >>223959718>muscle in the magic fantasy school setting "Big, dumb and threatening" is still the phenotype, whether they ever use literal muscles isn't especially relevant.
>>223959588Dats not a tranny doe. That's a true and honest woman who embraced whimsy and mirth
>>223959778Is it possible to fail your exams and get kicked out?I mean, it's not like you can get an education at another school. Hogwarts is the only school on the entire British Isles.Their threshold for failure must be really low. A "no child left behind" policy.
>>223959787How does it feel to know that your altchan is run by a nonce, your OC has completely run dry and that you’re not the special boys you thought you were?
>>223959820Jarvis, just pour the gasoline into my cup please
>>223959811It's the dumb part that annoys me since entire chapters are dedicated to describe how tough the exams are in Hogwarts, it's a bloody contradiction
>>223959718>>223959750>>223959778Making them less “dumb thugs” and more “jock dickheads” is probably the best play. Then you give Malfoy herself Pansy and Daphne as a mean-girls crew. If you want a reason for them to hang around, some combination of childhood friends slash Malfoy retainers, putting one of them on the Slytherin Quidditch team starting year 2, or having one of them date Pansy/Daphne would all work.
>>223959590That's easy. >One is about two teenage boys sucking their dicks, sticking it in their asses and sucking the shit off their dicks>The other is about a boy and a girl that are shaped by trials and tribulations and find earnest, chaste love with one another You're lying tranny if you don't get it
>>223959658Not sure but Dumbledore being in a fugue state that he only snaps out of to violently assault and bludgeon Dobby is hilarious
What the fuck is this faggot shit
>>223959590>>223959787
>>223959837That's sounds better, it's amazing how lazy jk was with them. She wanted them to protect Draco while he's being a little but she couldn't even be arsed to give them first names until the 3rd book and she never considered that dumb kids don't stay at Hogwarts.Stan Shunpike was as old as Harry but obviously he didn't make the cut.
>>223959778Not really that kind of school. They're just not going to get jobs doing advanced magic at the Ministry. Traditional school is to sort people into their relevant strata, not force them to be smarter, or 'make them pass'. They'd just give you a fucking fail and you could go pump gas for a living like a normal retard. Maybe these particular guys have some family influence they can use to their advantage, but nobody is going to trust them to build magic missiles.I know Zoomies don't get the concept, but the literal British old skool that Hogwarts is modelled after is very much not like the gay miseducational institutions you have now.
>>223959658Malfoid falls for Harry -> Lucius abuses Dobby over it -> Dumbledore gives Harry points for it because he gives points to Harry for everything -> Dumbledore approves of Dobby abuse and takes it upon himself to continue it
>>223959718Their fathers were literally just goons though
>>223959778>My issue is that the entire point of exams and grading is to filter out the dumb shits.In the books, they do get filtered. They fail their OWLs and aren't allowed to take advanced potions, for example.
>>223959888Do you yearn, brother?
>>223959778As other as saying I figured that exams don't really result in not being able to continue until the OWLs, where it decides if you can do NEWTs and/or what you can put on your resume so that you can get jobs that expect certain results. Even the level of OWL you need for a given NEWT class seems flexible just on the whim of the teacher it happens to be.Alternatively it wouldn't be weird for Draco or other Slytherin students to work together to scrape together barely passing marks each year so that they can stay in, even if the events that get highlighted in the story doesn't make this obvious.
>>223959903I still don't buy that Hogwarts will teach, feed and house you for 6 years even if you got beaten in chess by a chimp.>>223959914Good point but surely there is a minimum academic average required to keep staying. Unless Hogwarts works as a charity
>>223959908Voldemort crucio'ing Wormtail everytime Harry or Malfoid fumbles
>>223959835see: >>223959914
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1793108397146875.mp4
>>223959935>Good point but surely there is a minimum academic average required to keep staying.Sure, but what should that minimum be? You seem fixated on the idea that the only possible definition of "dumb" is "too dumb to be atHogwarts at all," which is, ironically, kind of a dumb thought process. Why can't you handle the idea that Crabbe and Goyle being dumber than all the other main characters doesn't necessarily make them too dumb to at least do the bare minimum to not get expelled?
>>223959963At least this one portrays bongland accurately
>>223959590What makes it really funny to me besides being a stealth tranny fetish. Is that it is a brownoid wish fulfillment fantasy. The browns self insert as harry potter and lust after the idea of a tsundere White woman being in love with them.The whole "dude bluesky doesn't like it though!!" thing is actually what tipped me off that something wasn't right(and who has even thought about that garbage bin since it was new?). It comes off like hollow "You're winning goy!" kabuki theatre. We don't get wins, not unless a Jew or a foid dies in the process. And Bluesky exists solely for fed psyops anyway, so anything they're mad it is something that the feds want you to like/push. Its classic false dichotomy. Keep the goyim fighting each other and never let their antisemitic views start to coalesce.
>>223959553No disrespect, but that's a terrible take, there's nothing to rebuild on 7 if they never more than tolerated each other.
>>223959989Because I went through the first audiobooks a short while ago and all things considered, those 2 aren't just dumb, they are almost retarded.For example, Draco doesn't find it strange if they laugh at one of his jokes half a minute after he told it. They comically stupid and Hogwarts is portrayed as an elite institution, not a place for 80IQ gorillas to spend their time.
>>223959924No, and stay away from me, you homosexual
>>223959990That's France, subtley symbolised by the croissant.
>>223960020That's reaching quite a bit. It's clear you wouldn't belong there either.
>>223959924Don't reply to the trolls
>>223960089Harry and Ron keep hoping that Carbbe and Goyle will get expelled for bad grades as they take their first year's exam. They are both very disappointed to find out Malfoys goons just passed. Did you even read the books?
>>223960016Fair enough and good point. I guess you could shift it to having their relationship improve in 3 (hence the need to change the Buckbeak incident), becoming friends during 4, friends with both realizing attraction during 5, low point in book 6, getting together in 7.I like the idea of them both hating Umbridge for different reasons, Malfoy becoming a spy for the DA, coming along on the Department of Mysteries mission, and then having their first kiss late in book 5. Luna would be so happy to have seven people along on that mission too.
>>223959999Planning on writing your own fanfic, anon?
>>223960121So, the books clearly, unambiguously, without question establish that Crabbe and Goyle are capable enough to get passing grades.How are you still so confused about this?
>>223960026Let a thousand blossoms bloom brother. We all yearn together
I yearn so much
>>223960175You share their intellect, so there's no point in explaining it. Others may read the reply chain for answers.
>>223960020I don't agree that Hogwarts is portrayed as an elite institution, just a proud, self-respecting one.But even then, it's a movie example, but Draco seemingly legitimately going 'I didn't know you could read' is the same type of humor as in the books that borders on the absurd.Arthur Weasly in his function not knowing how a bus stop or basic muggle money works is ridiculous if you think five seconds about it and viewing the plot through the lens that these things happen exactly described leads to ridiculous conclusions.The better approach is to take some things as artistical whimsy/humor in a youth book series, not the historical record of an meticulous archivist.
>>223960095The trolls yearn brother. They only need to believe that they're capable
>>223958935>>223959091JA ICH VA UNT...what board is this hah what thread?
>>223960203Good point but since the lot of us are improving the general story by adding Malfoid, why not touch up on those two gorillas?
This shit is like that basedcuck screaming at Star Wars webm.You're almost 40 years old, stop it.
no
>>223960209this. it is how i was won over to the meme. persistence will make anyone eventually accept that they too yearn
I'm a 34yo man giggling and flapping my legs like a little girl while reading romance fanfics
>>223960272Someone should remake this gif using Voldi
>>223958718They're calling it "The Most Indian Meme of All Time"
>>223960272Pretty gay
Oh no brother.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoAzZor29_M
>>223960203>elite institutionIt's part of the Triwizard tournament, Boubatons is supposedly even more luxurious but it was several steps above Durmstrang
>>223960241Oh, I definitely haven't got anything against reasonable improvements. In fact I agree their handling is some of the most important so that they can have a proper role as some of Malfoid's supporting characters.And that's why I think it's important to see that the flexibility really is already part of the book's fabric. Contrary to maybe some other series, being too adamant about taking things exactly as written is a recipe for failure with how HP does some things, even if that makes it harder to agree what then did happen or what things mean.
so I just read a fanfic where the sectumsempra scene was reversedinstead of harry doing it, it was malfoy since she borrowed the book from him after he won the felix felicisI don't know what to think to be honest
>>223958718Can you chuds STOP posting this transphobic bigotry? I am from reddit and I heard chuds on 4chan were worshipping this transphobic female Malfoy character so I had to take a look for myself. This is not okay and frankly very problematic.
>>223960194Your explanation contradicts itself in your own posts.Slytherin purebloods Crabbe and Goyle are the dumbest prominent characters at the school outside of maybe Filch. They get filtered by the school's serious exams, but they are just barely good enough to pass and not be expelled. This is well-established and not contradicted by anything but your own personal head canon, which for some unknown reason you cannot help but continue spewing all over the thread even after numerous people have offered perfectly reasonable explanations.
>>223960334crabbe and goyle should exist, but should not be her posse in the way they were draco's. just some dumb muscle she relies on occasionally. a girl like malfoid would only be spending personal time with her fellow female peers or current romantic partner
>>223960272we know tranny
>>223960241>why not touch up on those two gorillas?In what way? You mean making them beta orbiters that are part of the Slytherin clique, rather than de facto bodyguards for Draco?That's not changing anything substantial about their essential nature.
>>223960366I wish I were a trannyI'm just a lonely retard trying to get wishfulfillment from shitty fanfics and japanese romcoms
>>223960353>he thinks this is gonna workkekwhats your reddit account, malfoid tourist?
>>223960318wtf there’s an invisible Benis :DDDDD
>>223960392hahahah fugg
>>223960272real
>>223959105True.
>>223960405wouldnt this hurt malfoys leg?
>>223960389No I don't think this is going to work but I figure it's worth a shot to let you chuds know how problematic this is for trans people. Just look at what they are posting. It's bad enough that Rowling is an evil transphobic TERF, and now this. Have you no empathy?
>>223960430She stretches them enough that it’s not a problem
>>223960385you yearn brother. you are not alone
>>223960341link? I'm about to read this one >>223958989To be honest I'm not sure this scene works at all with them lovers. Harry truly wanted to hurt Malfoy bad or to kill him but this isn't the case anymore, even if she is forced to be evil.Maybe Harry could sectumsempra somebody else that is close to Draconia or vice versa, that she does that to somebody close to Harry, like Hermione. That could work.
>>223959878>>223959658Fresh from the presses.>https://x.com/PotatoCrusaderV/status/2114999279593066651https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1793112324942946.mp4
>>223960389Why does reddit like malfoid so much? Is it because of the homosexualism behind the concept of "yearning"? Bloc Party use to push it a ton too and their lead is an open homosexual black
>>223960445https://x.com/usedgov/status/2115069815505203483>it's realThat's it, Malfoid has been recognized by the US Government
>>223960385You're based for being that real. Honestly, I'm the same. My yearning will not stop unless I get my own equivalent of Malfoid.
>>223960356I can buy they passed their first exams somehow, but by book 5 or 6 they should've had so many fails Hogwarts just chucks them out. The exams do get progressively harder and everybody Harry knows about is spending insane amounts of time studying. I can't even imagine the gorillas doing the same.
>>223960190I wholeheartedly agree with you.
>>223960462BASED
>>223960457>link?it's this one https://archiveofourown.org/series/6753906it's not finished yet tho. The sectumsempra scene was the last updatethe author of this one is making like a summary of the books and rewriting things here and thereone of the key changes here was>malfoid heard lucius say to narcissa that he wanted a son instead and didn't like the idea of the name malfoy dying with him when she was like 5 years oldthis is what caused conflict with her and lucius
>>223959999It's not tranny, it's genderbending. Malfoid isn't a dude pretending to be a girl; she is a girl.>Is that it is a brownoid wish fulfillment fantasy.It's for white chuds lol>so anything they're mad it is something that the feds want you to like/push."You can never win" mentality. Sometimes they dislike shit because they are just retarded and wrong, anon. Is your solution to just let them win everything in case "the feds" secretly planned the opposite?
>>223960462>torture and warcrimes are hilariousSeriously, what's wrong with you people?
>>223960524They know. They’re doing the pretending not to understand meme without a trace of irony.
>>223960501>My yearning will not stop unless I get my own equivalent of MalfoidI'm married with two kids and I'm as hooked on Malfoid as you, the ride never ends.
>>223960353>They claimed Harry Potter is their culture [...] but never admitted it was cultural invasionOh, woketard and libtards are suddenly concerned about the invasion of cultural spaces all of a sudden?It's not like we've been suffering from women and wokeists and PC police invading all our spaces, such as video games, comics, TV shows, and every single nerdy franchise under the sun. You didn't claim the Force was Female and that women have always been a part of Star Wars, and that if we don't like it, then we should leave?
>>223960501
>>223960272The malfoid meme is so straight male coded that is pisses off all the right people. Aka feminists, male feminists, faggots, trannies, lesbians, queers, leftists/liberals, and any and all enemies of heterosexual normalcy.
>>223960591This is the best Malfoid
All genderbend memes are a psyop but why does this one feel particularly insidious and groomy? I guess because it's in a way genderbending and sexualizing the visage of a then child actor.
>>223960523thanks>malfoid heard lucius say to narcissa that he wanted a son instead and didn't like the idea of the name malfoy dying with him when she was like 5 years oldThis is pretty good. She will grow mean because this and at the same time this gives a good reason for Lucius cold instead of adoring her.
>>223960462Lmao based
>videocard box art then>videocard box art now >>223959696
how's your Malfoid folder sorting going? I've finally got all the books sorted with subfolders for important events
>>223960524Genderbending a little boy, making cringy images of him and then jer-sorry "yearn" off to it?Exactly what trannys would do. Also clearly you're a fag, retarded and a tranny yourself. You have an effeminate mind and you will likely troon out if you haven't alreadyI predict you will eventually out yourself as a homosexual/tranny in the next 5 years if you don't kill yourself.>b-but rule 63Faggotry that showed up well after the actual "rules" were written and introduced around the time they used to call trannys "chicks with dicks"
>>223960462Kekwhat an interesting mix of Ghibli and western animation style
>>223960618Slopling wrote a story in which the characters snog one another constantly and they were children at that point, so I guess its her fault
>>223960630*because of this*for Lucius to be cold
>>223960640I don't sort my foldersI just throw everything in a folder and forget about it
>>223960523I mean just fuck your wife until you get the gender you want dude. If Weasly can do it, so can Lucious.
>>223960609It also does a wonderful job outing the parasites trying to get money/attention out of the misery they cause. Just look at this thread and see how fucking angry they get that nobody’s falling for their false flagging
how do we malfoid this bros?
>>223960457>Waltz for OneDon't kill yourself
>>223960530Mudbloods will never understand
>>223960663>I mean just fuck your wife until you get the gender you want dudehe actually did in this one. After malfoid, narcissa got pregnant 2 times but she lost both of them
>>223960641Seething
>>223960632Is that Salieri mixed in? top kek
>>223960669The cameo made me chuckle.
>shitposts everyone in her family by existing
>>223960641Bro, are you alright? Genderbending a little boy? Malfoid was a natural born girl, that's how Rowling wrote her.Seriously bro, you're saying some whacky things. Do you yearn?
>>223960684Not a fan of that, I can understand some drama but at the end all the Malfoys decided they cared more about each other than they did about Voldy. Also Malfoid having a younger sibling isn't a bad idea.
>>223960716I mean Malfoid is a shitpost by herself so I can't even argue with this version of Lily
>>223960664They really, really don't like being ignored or taken insincerely
>>223960618They're tranny groomers and just confirmed it >>223960718>that's how Rowling wrote her.Same sort of denial of reality we see from the freaks
>>223960722I'm not against the idea of malfoid having siblings either but that's what the author decided to do with this fanfic
>>223960736>Dat art style doeThat was made by a woman, surely
>>223960523>Malfoid: this is one of my oldest memory. If i only I had been born a boy...>Harry: I would have hated you if you were a man.
>>223960741Oh and they used trannyspeak without a hint of irony >>223960609>_ coded
>>223960741Huh? Anon, you're acting... Kinda... Crazy...You might need to relax...
>>223960445
>>223960776
>>223960685bad news for malfoidtards
>>223960812>It's over please stop posting please stop stooooop stoooooooooooooooop no no noClitty leak harder
>>223960812There is no popular and forgotten, only Malfoid and those to weak to yearn.
>And I say I hate you when I don't>Push you when you get too close>It's hard to laugh when I'm the joke>But I can't do this on my->Only you can save me from my lack of self-control>Sometimes bad things take the place where good things go
>>223960445They are surfing on the trend. The chud implications of Malfoid are greater than this fake right wing party can fathom.
>>223960840>too* weaklearn english before posting here, you subhuman ESL tourist
>223960812Seethium Maxima!
>>223960864Do not rage against what you don't understand, embrace the yearning. Join us brother
>>223960885There is no inceldom, only Yearning.
>>223960965As we Yearn, we stand witness to a girl who yearns to take the offered hand of a boy
>>223959935I think you're getting confused because the school has to accept you with the invitation letter, which I don't think is the same as college admissions. To qualify you just have to magical and not disqualified in some other than academic way.ie. It's more like being accepted into a high school than a college, and you're going to ride that bitch all the way to the end whether you're passing or failing unless you really fuck up to get expelled somehow.What do you think Malfoid would think of this new American exchange student?
>>223961015>VvitchShe wouldn't get in. She's done a deal with Satan, magic in the Malfoid doesn't come from bargains with other beings. It's part of the natural world and therefore God.Therefore, Malfoid is Godly and Just.Yearn.
wtf
>>223961072I have seen that picture in my dreams
>>223961015IIRC Stan Shunpike was a wizard who either never got accepted to Hogwarts or he flunked out after a few years. I distinctly remember he was out of school but basically Harry's age
>>223961053Well wouldn't she just well and truly get sorted into Slytherin if she was in league with Satan?How do magical kids born to muggles get detected and get their letter? Wouldn't it be something like Professor X finding new mutants?
I kinda wanna sorta lock up the Malfoid fanfic writers in shipping containers and beat them so they write better and more>Will the beatings stopNever.
>>223961072Well I'll be damned.
>>223961072Kek. Meme magic is real.
>>223961133Can't beat them too often or they'll end up liking it and writing nothing but smut
>>223961072Might be wrong but this doesn't even look AI generated, did they Ministry of Education actually commission this?
>>223961103Nah, they wouldn't even pick her up. Entirely different sort of power. >How do magical kids born to muggles get detected and get their letter?Off the top of my head, it's a department in the ministry that keeps track of that sort of thing. How? I think it's a big old book.Don't quote me there
>>223961189America has an institution called the Ministry Of Education? Thats so weird.
>>223961225Probably a nation wide charm and tells them there's a magical kid born, similar to how they can also detect underage wizards using magic.>>223961239Fairly certain you know what I mean. I also may or may have not been in these threads for too long
>>223961160I know you're joking but it's entirely true. Huh. Maybe starving them? But that'd affect the quality and speed of their work
>>223960812Is that a graph of a star expanding, blowing off it's low density outer shell of whispy gas, then forming an unassailable neutronium core that lasts forever?
>>223961272I create a special room in which pics and videos can be projected onto, the floor, ceiling and all the walls.Only the productive ones are allowed in the room and those that mess up seriously are forced to watch the theatre production of Cursed Child.
>>223958718this trend makes me so fucking depressed. It's impossible to find love like this. I'm not even talking about having a hot 9/10 gf with porn addict criterias. Just a genuine connection with a good woman.
>>223961072100% where I would expect a harry potter girl to end up working
>>223961316Wifebots soon
>>223961239Only slightly less fantastical than Britain having a ministry for magic.
>>223961323need chudblood fed gf
>>223961316I have plenty of married friends and family members in good relationships with good women. People dooming here are fucked in the head. I make no effort and therefore see no reward desu. Losers on here endlessly squawk about feminism and the sexual economy without leaving their basements. People that work, live, and are busy are living real lives right now away from social media and whatever poison it doles out. This is a hard thing to accept if you have already decided that society is over forever and the west has fallen etc etc
>>223961316>It's impossible to find love like this.Not entirely. Women that haven't been heavily defiled by feminist brainrot can be surprisingly receptive when they know you want to open your heart. They tend to pop up when you least expect it though.
>>223961316Its fucking hard, definitely. I spent 6 years in the dating world until I finally found my fiance. I was about to give up hope, she was my last hurrah if it didnt work out.l, but im so glad it did. Do not give up hope anon, there is someone out there for you.
>>223961072made a thread on /pol/, let's see if I can bait some retards.
>>223961379>good womenbodycount?
>>223961416Any women with a body count only in the double digits, is a good woman, as far as anon thinks.
>>223961379Marriage rates and birth rates are in the gutter, and divorce rates are in the stratosphere. If they weren't, maybe your anecdotes about married friends and family members would have some relevance.
I YEARN FOR BOB, I YEARN FOR VAGENE, I POST AI SLOP AND PLAY WITH MY ANIME BARBIE DOLLS YES SAAR REPORTING IN
>>223961434uh...
>>223959405For me, it's schmede_ai
>>223961442Well divorce rate are mostly multi-divorcies (some people have quadruple if you could believe it) that jack up the ratings. Most people on a marriage level (>50%) dont get divorced if they got married. People getting married though has tanked through the gutter. In europe most of gen y and z dont or havent.
Anyone tied Harry Potter knowing serpent language, freeing a snake with Malfoid falling for him?How would you tie that in a way that makes sense?
>>223961316I felt like this last week but it convinced me to better myself.Now I think it's a trend of optimism
>>223961527He freed a pretty snake as a child and then freed Slytherins from Voldy by redeeming Malfoid
>>223961527maybe malfoid gets him a pet snake?
>>223958718https://archiveofourown.org/series/6704161Not sure how to feel about this one. It's been fun so far, and I was even down with the Christian themes.But then the author started including shittons of references, because themes and whatnot. He's said he's not going to make a crossover beyond adapting some LoTR lore into the HP canon.Still, the development between Dracina and Harry has been good, and we seem to be back on track.
>>223961527Yea the parsletounge my chamber of secrets video
>>223959709>trump not mentioned anywhere>cultist still self-reports
>>223961414>read the repliesThat board is filled with midwits. Its a prime opportunity to take over a pop culture fanbase while pushing traditional romance and family, and they don't see it. They've been groomed into by misery merchants and groyper retards
>>223961527Talking to snakes is thought to run mainly in the Slytherin bloodline, that wasn't why Harry could speak it, but people thinking that generates a certain amount of prestige/awe/fear.In the duel class he talked the snake down from potentially attacking someone. That's not how everyone saw it, but it's a pretty chivalrous thing to do if that is how a person sees it. Harry being able to speak to snakes should have come up a bit more, like having them deliver messages unnoticed or asking them about information, like when he is on the run. You could have Harry have snakes do things that benefit Malfoid. Scaring off an annoyance, delivering messages or items, keep her company during crucial moments when he can't be there.
>>223961649meh, I think there's like 10 real people posting on /pol/, the rest is all israeli and russian bots.
>>223959107>YEARNI love the peacock patronus.Needs to be canon.
>>223961714>>223961649I make posts on /pol/ regularly and its 90% bots spamming the same copy paste variants
>>223958718I love that she's a white goddess proud of her heritage and full of love, even though the threads of fate often put her feelings at odds with what is expected of her. I also love the fact a pure romance between white people causes such anger in certain circles.
>"Ugh Pottah, open up your mouth more..."
>>223961527>>223961559ThisIt's a way to foreshadowing Malfoid falling (being set free to her desires, free of the rigid rules from her family and her assigned magic guild) for Potter.
>>223961728There is still some AI scuff, but I think this is a great animated version of it, if you haven't seen it yet.https://x.com/aidenguoai/status/2109941522011460098
>>223960462Good one.
>>223961915I was half expecting her to yell EEEEEEEEEEEEEEXCAAAAAAAAAALIIIIIIBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>223959254It's afraid.>>223959738>>223961632Samefagging TDSer.
>>223962202No one cares about your gay ameritard politics. Fuck off.
>>223961316Don't be totally blackpilled anon, good women are out there, I've met a bunch. I feel like, at least for me, I go through spells of really great women and then really awful women. You just gotta latch onto the great women youve met and not lose hope. You also gotta look in the right places to find them, they are still out there
>>223962202you're in a cult seek help
>>223962265>You also gotta look in the right places to find themI'm not the guy you're replying to, but sometimes they pop and make small talk in everyday places (waitresses, supermarket clerks, etc). To be clear though, I'm not endorsing any anon hounding female wagies. Just saying that girls will sometimes initiate out of the blue.
>trend starts on twitter>full of actual art, often by people who were compelled to start drawing for the first time >trend spreads to other platforms>full of lazy AI slop Genuinely baffling phenomenon to witness. I guess the pajeetification of this place is truly worse than previously thought.
Reminder that its canon that hearing Harry speaking parseltongue gets her going
>>223962214>>223962316Stop shitting up the thread, jeetcunts.
So what's the consensus what happens between Yule ball and Sectumsempra?I've seen people argue, that they should briefly date or something.Maybe yule ball could be a psyop by Bartemius Crouch Junior just like a rest of his ploys. I can't think of logical motive to bring Harry and Malfoy to the ball by Junior however, but it could cast a shade in their relationship afterwards, that this was all an illusion and a ploy (or was it?). Gives a breathing room for book 5 events
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>>223959939That one's hilarious.
>>223962374I think they have to date, or at least get close, even in secret. Build it up, before burning it down in book 6.
>>223962317Ya you never know. I always recommend NOT cold starting though, especially girls who are any kind of quality and you don't want to blow it with. Better they approach you(never happens lol so don't bank on this) or you get introduced to them via a group or something. Either way just be a sociable guy and you'll find them eventually
>>223962366stop jeeting up the board migger
>>223962366Kys you obese sack of shit americunt
>>223962265Truth. Also, every relationship, be it a friendship or a romantic relationship, needs input and work from both sides. Keep that in mind but also be wary of BPDemons, who will lovebomb you and change themselves to fit your fantasy the closest they can. Once they've got you hooked, the abuse begins and never ends. Remember to never fall for that. Normal (relative) women do expect you to show interest and be clear about it, but it doesn't mean you confess the first time you meet someone. Got to get to know them first, which is part of the "showing interest" part. From there, you can gauge if she's interested too. Women give clear signs of interest (in their own way, like long looks into your eyes, smiling at you every time, laughing at even your lamest jokes). I wouldn't even need to explain this, but I'm aware how loneliness and Internet has warped the expectations of many young men (and women). Stay clear from obvious red flags and you'll be fine.
