Post Malfoid (Draconia Malfoy) and discuss her influence on the filmsPrev >>224105989
Don't feed the schizo
>>224110788Many a general has fallen to this plague.
COME ON
Got my dick in my hand already bros
>>224110796Heckin cute and wholesome!
What schizo are you people talking about?
Its time for Cedrica
>>224110796let's start with this new banger.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MALA7MuhkXw
>>224110843The one who shall not be fed.
>>224110796Somebody post Malfoy as a girl in a romantic relationship with Harry. Preferably one where they have children and live in a big house
>>224110846It only works with Malfoy you dumb tranny otherwise it's gay
Would you rather be Harry or Malfoid?
Tranny general. Y'all morons better go back to /lgbt/ there's already a general there.
>>224110885No there isn't.
>>224110892Don't care. You won the election, now go back.
>>224110847I'm impressed by how FF Harry doesn't feel out of place.
I am begging you niggas to have sex
>>224110796This is why you faggots got massacred yesterday.
>>224110909make us
>>224110796Tranny fetish
>>224110796/mental illness/ general
Post your favorites!
>>224110796>Brown/nigger threadBrown/nigger thread>Brown/nigger threadBrown/nigger thread
>>224110855
>>224110796I showed my wife Malfoid and now she's leaving me and wants to take my kids
>>224110909Actually this is a right wing fetish
I think we've offended a tranny discord group, bros.
Digits and Goyle gets to have a date with Pansy
>>224110940Basically all the ones this Korean drew
>>224110965>Actually this is a brown/poojeet fetish
Leftists hate Malfoid because it promotes traditional JUDEO-Christian values like changing your gender and wanting to fuck children
Any videos of the character that you like, anons? I'm not used to AI videomaking, like show me the gems!
>>224110969it certainly feels like someone is raiding this thread
>>224110868Cedrica is the future
>>224110796Why is Harry also a woman here?
>>224110796So Malfoid is just when any girl has blonde hair and blue eyes? Because she looks nothing like Malfoy and has none of his signature characteristics
Welcome to another wonderful thread at /malfoid/!To our new posters: welcome! To our old posters: welcome back!
Merry Xmas
>>224111001Raw milk? As opposed to what?
This shit is GAAAAAAY
lets the yearn continue
>>224110996I like my malfoid, skinny and flat.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7hoV3fsYkc
>>224110996Anything made by this guy
>>224110796This is literally off-topic spam and doesn't belong on /tv/ but I assume the janny furiously jerks off to it so it's allowed
>>224111025cooked milk
I hope you all had a good Halloween
>>224111049Crazy how AI couldn't draw hands two years ago, but I can lip read it now.
DON'T STOP POSTING MALFOID. WE CAN'T LET THEM WIN.
>>224110965>trannies is a right wing fetishSure, sure.Go back.
>>224111049
>>224111070Not your personal army bucko.
I have tranny spam fatigue
Why the fuck did Albus allow these people into the school?
>>224110929>>224110933Trying to yearnshame in /malfoid/ is kind of a non-starter.
I think this might turn the tides of the midterms
>>224111091he planned the whole thing
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1793827147786545.mp4
>>224111025safe to drink milk
lol at jk rowlinglol at brittany ventilol at hbolol at warner broslol at trannies
>>224110933>>224110929>>224110918Simmer down, haters
>>224111091Does hogwarts even have the right to reject people. I know they can throw out students, like Hagrid. However, keeping them from ever getting in, I don't know. They magically mass produce school acceptance letters to the entire population of wizards in at least great Britain. If the mudbloods are getting in that way, how could you keep out the 15th generation slytherin pureblood kid.
>>224110796Why did an emma watson/hermione thread get insta deleted but this shit stays up 24/7? Curious moderation.
>>224110796I have degenerate weirdo fatigue. Take this shit to tumblr
>>224111091the more students in the school the more money they get from the ministry.and the more money he can pocket discretely.
>>224111155Actor threads aren't allowed on /tv/ newfag.
>>224111167>Albus Dumbledore arrested today in wide scale corruption crackdown goblins claim no knowledge but refuse to allow the ministry to audit the Dumbledore vault
>>224111157This man does NOT yearn
>>224111180It was about the character in harry potter. What the fuck are these tranny threads supposed to be?
>>224111226You just don't get it.
>>224111255Not a transsexual. Got it.
Anyone with a fully made story yet, like something more than just an image?
>>224111157>wholesome romance between a white man and white female>degeneratelol. lmao.
>>224111024>malfoid riding a sleigh in a fluffy hooded cape as it snowsComfy.
>>224111307there's a lot of fanfics around books 3-5 right nowthere's one called green and silver that finished all books, I think
Will /malfoid/ be incorporated in the new general when the show drops or stay indie?
>Goth PansyNice.
>>224111364why do they all have freckles?
>>224111364Based
>>224111307I'm liking these but aren't finished yethttps://x.com/DodgerWing/status/2117624787820515809https://x.com/The_Memeries/status/2117710961675292945https://x.com/moonlightbro/status/2117734494136393756
>>224111364now this is book accurate.based AI
>Malfoid ends up bonding with Dudley because she misses Crabbe.
>>224110878I'd rather be Malfoid, but with dick intact. Always wanted to get fucked by Harry, or Radcliffe because short guys are hot. But yes, Malfoid should have a dick. Dicks are OP and based.
>>224111381I wish I drew like this and had the capacity to think stuff like this. You can tell a mentally healthy woman drew this
>>224111385That hand needs to be regenerated. Shame, it's a good pic otherwise
Cheers retards, keep bumping my Malfoid threads. The yearning won't die down
>>224111074Literally no one has fallen for your infantile frame control games. Given how hard you work spamming these attacks it's really pathetic how few threads you've managed to derail.
>More Lumos Lumos kino is comingbased
>>224111508Good to know he is not done
>>224111364>that hidden castle in the forest esthetic>that small and secret community feel>those lovable 90s weirdo kidsgive whoever did this more money because he has something
>>224111529Hopefully, the upcoming show will have some of that.
Pick your favorite Malfoid
>>224111364the whole video is really great.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhsfYvxtmAM
>>224111604Equestrian Malfoid
>>224110796is it new mental disorder? pushing trannyism onto others?
>>224111604the one from foyege
>>224111629Malfoid isn't transcoded. What the fuck are you on?
>>224111629
>>224111604foyege my darling. always and forever
>>224111637stop replying to the shitposter, retard
Is this one Foyege or another variant?
>>224111604Second from the top left seems just right, not too realistic, nor too wuxia
Any Malfoid x Plane Scene mashups?
Learning with Malfoid
Transphobia does not exist. It's a completely made up concept.
>>224111728Maybe this thread isn't for you?
>>224111728>still malding this hardlol
only have Malfoid x Blade runner mashup
>>224111758can someone explain to me the bridge meme?
>>224111679close but not her. foyege's model also always runs home to her hoop earings
>>224111784Scientology reference iirc
>>224111784Sometime in the past decade a tranny ended it by jumping from a bridge. Their last social media post was that picture and something about a nice view. Miggers post this as some sort of gotcha against people they believe to be trannies
>>224111784hint 1: trannyhint 2: bridge
>>224111794>>224111813>>224111814thank you
malfoid is a straight biogirl
so basically the -ACK bridge
And so, /malfoid/ went the way of many a general before it, smeared in feces.
>>224111604
I've been off the internet for several months so learning about the Malfoid meme and its connection to the culture war and American politics has been a wild ride.
The story doesn't end here.
>>224111953what do you do that you can spend several months off the internet?
>>224111111>Are we blind? Deploy the checked posts!
>>224111953>I've been off the internet for several monthsX
>>224111970she looks like a ferret
>>224111969>>224111982I guess I specifically meant internet culture like this site, Youtube, or Xitter. Obviously I've been using emails for work.
>>224111993let me guess, you don't meet a lot of real woman don't you?
>>224112023I see a lot of them when I go out. Just not up close nor do I talk to themthe last time I talked to a girl that wasn't family was like years ago
>>224112046What first got you into yearning?
I thought malfoid had turned the midterms around for the republicans? What happened?
Malfoid is my suicide fuel.
>>224112057I made the mistake of reading that korean fanfic back when the trend was just startingI've been going deeper and deeper into the rabbit hole since then
>Good morning, everyone! This is InfoWands>On today's show, an anonymous groypertroon has begun venting his frustration in Hogwarts thread on /tv/>Medical professionals are perplexed at the amount of posterior pain
>>224110918You won't, tranny
Do wizards get married? Do they even have churches?
>>224112115They're Anglican.
>>224112115harry's parents probably did it the christian way since they chose a godfather
>>224111604schmede.
>>224112126You can't be a Christian wizard.
>>224112064Why does malfoid make you all so mad? It cant be that big of a deal.
what's their tax policy?how much for an elf slave? Do they hunt them in the wild or do they just bread them?do you need to pay taxes on the elves you own?
>>224112174How much for everything on the trolley?
Myrtle won
>>224112153Leftists are unhappy people.
>>224110796Off-topic tranny thread
>>224110796
>>224112201Harry gave way too much.all that shit is made for cheap by slaves.probably made with body parts of dead elves too
>>224110796Reminder this thread is only allowed to stay up because it's a paid ad.
>>224112230Democrats don't support wand rights
>>224111752you lost
>>224112231>Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Onions Green
Malfoid should be for everyone.
>>224112283she's for harry only tho
>>224112274Why is that word still fucking filtered?
>>224112216they won bigly,so false. they're very happy
>>224112303It's been filtered for long time, since the soiboy gapeface wojack meme exploded.
>>224112327And a good thing too
>>224112316>>224112268Note how it's the seething haters who insist on bringing up politics
>>224112336>t. Effete Numale
>>224112337noting how you're losing
>>224111070The moment they ran to the jannies they lost.
Why do they post here if they hete malfoid? Just go somewhere else
>>224112383ever heard of chud derangement syndrome
>>224112303They filtered it after someone came up with the term [s o y]im (a play on the word goyim). I guess Jews must have panicked and thought it had the potential to become too powerful.You can tell they specifically were bothered by *oyim because there's a separate wordfilter just for that word.
>>224112383Trannies hate fun things.
>>224112383can't speak for everyone but I liked malfoid. LIKE malfoid. I agree with the consensus that is fixes a large part of the franchises problems and makes it much more interesting. Hell I had honest to god hours long fights on what color her eyes should be (it's silver grey, everyone else is wrong and you fucking know it, why would they be green? Why the fuck would they be green? They wouldn't, they're blue, grey blue is as far as I'll go)That said, you kept telling me I was bad for being leftist. When really you meant : >Malfoid isn't a goddamn tranny.And that was it. Which is fine. I agree, She isn't a he-she, no feminine penis on Malfoid, zero implants and hormone suppressants. Born with a pussy and looks great with one. Cool. But you had to go the whole way with your shit memes and cringe bullshit and gay music videos about how every leftist is a woke 1.0 "what is a woman" cringebait blue haired twinkle toed prancing lala homoman. You did what you fgts always do and you overreached. And I am a leftist. And I love Malfoid as the meme and as a fanfic character/s.I just hate you fgts. So yes, you lost and yeah I'm laughing at them rubbing it in. You deserve it and worse. :D
>>224112506trashy garbage
>>224112586The face is very cute
>>224111364what happens next?
>>224112620>>224111614
>>224112283> I bet she does mudbloods
>>224112622Ah, thanks anon!
>>224112627She rawdogs mudbloods, takes it off herself.
>>224111604I don't like this Chinese aesthetic. It's too neotenous and uncanny.
>>224112555Nobody cares about your personal drama. Malfoidpost like a normal person or just -ACK yourself.
>>224112677they asked you colossal cockmongler and I got trips which supersedes our dubs so I have the favor of the gods, eat me.
>>224110796i woke up yearning today
>>224112719>supersedes *your dubsfixed it
>>224112555>I acknowledge you're using this term in a way that doesn't really apply to me but I'm still ass mad anywayJust why?
>>224112555checked. good post. like you, i'll die on the hill of her eyes being silver. that anon youre replying to just had a very bad night, forgive him
>>224111364Yeah, that works.
>>224112719Again, nobody cares.
>>224111508That's good to know.
>>224112757I accept your concession
>>224112755foyege posted this recently and i think it doesnt really look like a malfoid anymore (the hair color is way off) but that pansy model of his is a whole other story
>>224112746Holy shit anon your taste is fucking impeccable.
>>224112730I'm sure I had a dream with Malfoid in it last night.I was on a street, and up ahead, I saw a girl with white blonde hair, who looked very similar to her in this video. She was running into a shop, followed by two people with her, and she was carrying a bag which had a black rectangles with "Malf-" on them. "Malf" is all I could see, I couldn't see the rest of the word.
>>224112819is that morticia on the right
>>224111364>>224112819I don't think an aristocratic girl like malfoid is hanging out with alt, gothy, arthoes.This is too coomerist now. You guys can't maintain a consistent aesthetic and are collapsing all your fantasies into one. Make sure to add a tomboy side character next so we can really complete the trifecta of meme women.
>>224112719Don't tell me you're that louise/taiga poster from 2 days back? Why can't you act like a normal person anon?
>>224112819serious questionhow does one not piss himself in front of beauties like this?I know it's AI but let's pretend they're just 3 10/10 women
>>224112868>fellow lee01 enjoyer
>>224112893Realize that even if you were in front of them, they wouldn't be looking at you. You're totally irrelevant, which is a kind of liberation.
>>224112746The eye color is truly a dilemma. How about a shift from green to silver over time? Image possibly related.
>>224112555>yes I'm a seething low IQ leftist who's been spamming every day against Malfoid for over a month but it's OK because I'm not a tranny>also you deserved it for posting a music video that offended meYou're even more pathetic than I though lelMalfoid wonLeftists lostTrannies lost
>>224112912>You're totally irrelevantI'm irrelevant even in front of a 0/10 woman but that still doesn't help me
>>224112891Ya'll have like 4 boogeymen you rotate around blaming for every post you don't like so just pick one and roll with it, you're going to do it anyway.
>>224112890>Make sure to add a tomboy side character next so we can really complete the trifecta of meme women.Malfoid is already kind of a tomboy though.And don't be so stuck up, it's not like we have a canon committee in charge of things, people just make whatever they feel like.
>>224112890>alt, gothy, arthoesThese words and their connotations are meaningless in wizardland.>You guys can't maintain a consistent aesthetic This trend has never had a consistent aesthetic
>>224112924aw poor bro. did you have rough night too? here, have a malfoid
>>224112929Thanks for spreading my pics, leftist trannyThe Malfoid posting will never stop
>>224112929Thought you were this retard I was talking to a few days ago that didn't know when to give in. Anyhow anon, we don't have gods here, we have kek, newfag. You should learn proper 4chan slang if you're gonna try to act like one of us.
>>224112922Absolutely not. There is no reason for it to be green ever we literally just like the aesthetic. Narratively it would be shoehorning and it might make poetic sense but it's one you'd have decided to force in. It'd be like making her be raised by foster parents or something. Yeah I guess it rhymes, whooppity fucking doo. But its still shit you changed for no reason. Her eyes are blue you damn heathen.
>>224112926Then why would you piss yourself? You're totally free. Sartre wrote "Hell is Other People" to describe the way in which a person's interpretation of another entombs them. But if you are irrelevant, then you can reach Heaven.
>>224112922i am biased against green eyes. silver forever
>>224112958Some people are way too autistic about malfoid needing to be a certain way. It's the opposite extreme of not gatekeeping enough, when you gatekeep too much, you cut off more and more of the community for the sake of purity of vision.
The leftist tranny is larping as me, and I'm here for itHere have a Malfoid/Anakin
>>224112975>Then why would you piss yourself?because I'm retarded and I care way too much about what people think of me, especially womenI literally don't know how to NOT care about that
>>224112968and then they fucked rough on their corpses. we're appropriating her btw
>>224112989I mean, we have to do some gatekeeping, sure, but anon talks as if we are responsible for some guy making goth Pansy
>>224111604Need to add Wisp to the list
>>224112555>why would they be green? Why the fuck would they be green?Why would they not? And the answer isn't "because Malfoy has blue eyes" because Malfoy also had a fucking penis. We have crossed that bridge. Eye color can be whatever people prefer.
>>224112994The problem with this is Malfoid doesn't associate with losers.
"I imagine a guy I hate as a hot chick I want to fuck"
>>224112890>alt, gothy, arthoesthat's just the slytherin aesthetic
Harry is Celtic/Saxon and Malfoid is his Norman yoke.
>>224112973He is a retard that is here every day trying to derail threads because JK Rowling offended him. But we'll keep enjoying the threads>>224112974She has green eyes in the original pic
>>224112994>posting degenerate AI slopget over the rough night you had last night, and have a pure malfoid instead
>>224112959The aesthetic centers on an enemies to lovers arc between malfoid and harry where malfoid is an aristocratic blueblood. That's the aesthetic core. That's why we reject slutty depictions of malfoid because that type of woman simply isn't a slut.
>>224111604The badly drawn cartoon one.
>>224113006You don't change existing characters as much as you can. If you wanted to do that just make a new character. Malfoy had a dick. Malfoid never did, that's the change. The character needs to stay somewhat the same or there is no point in even making that first change to begin with.
>>224112974>Her eyes are blue you damn heathen.silver if you want to be accurate
>>224113040more Malfoids in this style, please and thank you
>>224113027>She has green eyes in the original picGood for him it's fucking wrong.
>>224113009Yet another reason the left hates her. Her only equals are white chads
>>224113006I think the best answer to why Malfoid shouldn't have green eyes is because that's already Harry's thing.Though I don't really care about artists drawing her with green eyes, it does look pretty. But an austere silver grey works too.
>>224113054silver blue is still blue. but yes.>>224113056goddamn right
>>224112719> eat meYou don't look eatable. Oh wait!
>>224112922her eyes glow green in anime evil scenes. othewise they should be silver
>>224113027Yeah, but femdraco doesn't have/can't have green eyes. Green eyes are iconic trademarks of harry, hence it would muddy the waters in terms of inherited traits if they ever have kids together.
>>224113020Aristocratic women aren't goth. Goth girls come from shitty broken working class families.
>>224113099her friends are goth, she's an ice queen
>>224113020Based
>>224113090
>>224113058This is the original pictureThis is MalfoidYou may yearn. Or you can seethe and dilate
>>224113116Is it true that this only caught on recently, and that it is really quite ancient?
>>224113058you are wrong, the og created it own universe and kick off the canon green, not (((tran))sitions this is Malfoid not Tran Malfoy
>>224112998>sudden increase in lude posting>"we're appropriating her btw"I thought the whole leftists hate anything pure and beautiful thing was a joke at first
>>224113178>>224113116You can both be wrong together, the correct do not suffer the ***OPINIONS*** of the wrong.
>>224113040Malfoid strongly resembles Malfoy because it turns out the latter makes a really good template for a love rival. But that's the ultimate motivation, making a good love rival, not keeping everything else the same. If something is improved by changing it, there's no reason not to change it. I think Malfoid should have blonde hair, not because Malfoy does, but because it suits her character archetype. I honestly don't give a shit about preserving the original structure.
>>2241125551. You're still a faggot2. I'm glad you like Malfoid3. Her eyes should be grey.
>>224112998
>>224113218>I don't care about preserving the characterI wonder whyWell i for one will continue to yearn for our beloved Malfoid
>>224113030>The aesthetic centers on an enemies to lovers arc between malfoid and harry where malfoid is an aristocratic bluebloodSure, but everything beyond those broad details is up for debate, and there are many different interpretations of her character.>that type of woman simply isn't a slut.I don't like her being depicted as a slut, and that is a good enough reason. Aristocratic women can absolutely be sluts.
>>224113218Thats not an "improvement" its an aesthetic preference. If you change that change everything else, make a new story, fuck HP and do some other thing.
bros how do I get a malfoid gfI yearn
>>224113263Be yourself(that doesn't mean what you think it means.)
>>224113255He cannot. For as we yearn the leftist tranny must always seetheIf I asked you to stop yearning could you do it? No
>>224113263Regulars ITT, what does it MEAN to yearn? What does it mean perhaps to you?
>>224113249No idea what you're babbling about but I will continue to yearn as well.
https://youtu.be/tqxX0IdvIo0Reminder of the cthonian Malfoid
>>224113085That aesthetic i can appreciate
>>224113286But anon, I AM the leftist tranny, you have praised and agreed with me so many times over the past few weeks So.many.times.
>>224113255>Thats not an "improvement" its an aesthetic preferenceGues what changing something to your preference is called.>If you change that change everything elseNo, nothing else needs to be changed
>>224113175Malfoid herself is a new character, she really caught on with South Koreans making a lot of videos. Rule 63 is ancient though, and it applies to all characters
>>224113296Its miggerbabble
>>224113024Ron the Celt, Harry the Anglo and Draco the Norman?
>>224113315>nothing else needs to be changedNot true, she's a Hufflepuff now.
>>224113286Bet you feel stupid now huh
>>224113331How would that improve her character in your eyes?
>>224113343It's poetry, it rhymes. She is now a nice girl that's sweet and kind.
>>224112868i wish i'd dream about her. instead i just cry myself to sleep knowing i'll never feel the warmth of her next to me
>>224113343Shes already peak
>>224113367A daring synthesis
>>224113367If you have to argue in bad faith, I'll accept that as a concession.
>>224113367now i wanna see versions of her for gryffindor and ravenclaw
I thought about it and I actually do want them to go to the ball together. Furthermore I want them to be the IT couple, the talk of the town, with pic rel happening among other things. Goblet of Fire needs to be the largest most extravagant event arc. Like the Pain arc or Marineford. Obviously it all ends in tragedy kino with Cedric’s death and Voldemort’s return.
How should it be with Harry balancing a relationship with Malfoid while remaining friends with Hermione and Ron?Hermione definitely wouldn't approve considering Malfoid calls her slurs, so I feel Harry would definitely keep his feelings / relationship a secret from her until maybe like book 6 just after the sectumsempra scene. Ron could maybe find out in book 7 or something.Not sure how they'd become OK with it though. I guess Malfoid helping to defeat Voldemort / Harry telling Hermione she'd be no different if she was born into the Malfoy family might be enough for them to begrudgingly accept it.
>>224113419Sorry anon they don't go to the ball together in canon. We have to preserve the original narrative or something idk
Did anyone else think it a bit unnatural for the whole Ginny thing to have unfolded? Wasn't Hermione the natural pairing for Potter?
>>224113412>bad faith>I even made you a pretty pictureShe would be improved as a hufflepuff and the story is richer for it. So much conflict comes from this one change. Dark wizarding conflicts. Meanie mudblood conflicts. Harry Potter conflicts (a gryffindor in a srs relationship with a hufflepuff, and it wasn't even a rebound?!?! OUTRAGEOUS!!)Lets change more things, can she be a red head?
>>224113175
>>224113419How would you get the story back on track after something that big though
>>224113426Harry and Cho didn't bring their friends along on dates (I'm not sure they even interacted), but it would likely need to be a quiet relationship
>>224111364>a 42 second clip absolutely buries hours of film footage AI is killing Hollywood as we speek
>>224113440hermione was her self insert and she felt it was cringe to pair her up with her MC.
>>224113426writing her to be a sympathetic character by the end is definitely the greatest challenge facing fanficers.
Post more artwork! The booru will return eventually
>>224113440Both were unnatural. In the books, Harry and Hermione are very much written as friends.
>>224113489>>224113474It's weird to me how they all became Gryffindors, wouldn't Ron fit the hufflepuffs more and Hermione the Ravenclaw?
>>224113452>look I'm being a retard!Okay but... you still lost the argument
>>224113489You'd be suprised how few people here have read the books
>>224113440The only relationship I could have believed would have been Luna>HermioneEpitome of friendzone in both directions.>GinnyNot enough of a character>ChoNot a human just a narrative device to show Harry is growing up
>>224113512I've read... some of the books (up until ootp actually). But that was literally ages ago.
>>224113426Hermione and Malfoid will become eventual friends. They're both the best students at school and have to drag along two idiots to keep up with school work (Ron, Harry, Crabbe, Goyle). After Dobby, Malfoid will feel guilty about her treatment of him and will be Hermione's biggest supporter of SPEW. After school they help each other out politically a lot, given her high status and money. Eventually "mudblood" just becomes a term of endearment between them. With Ron she bribes him with expensive cards. Also I imagine she would be a pretty decent chess player herself.
>>224113512As a guy who watched all the eight movies and considers going into the books, what am I in for, how jarring are the differences, fans who have witnessed both?
>>224113440>>224113474It's shonenSimple As. There's no straight way to tell the story they wanted to tell without a romance subplot but romance was never the focus so they did what shonen always do and dropped the fucking ball.They spend 8 fucking movies building relationships between 3 schoolmates in a narratively competent manner but ask them to do the same for the person the MC sticks their dick in and suddenly:>oh that wasn't the focus! >it's not a romance you silly billy!>silly anon>this is about wizards and heros>not your silly silly romanceMotherfucker!! your ass is already making relationships and establishing characters just do that but with a fucking female the MC is going to fuck. Jesus. Rowling was straight mental.
>>224113527Comfy video but you have terrible opinions. Even Harry and Ron laughed at Hermiones SPEW shit. Even the house elves were pissed off by her
>>224113523>The only relationship I could have believed would have been LunaThis. Despite having her head in the clouds, somehow I felt that Luna *got* Harry. Their relationship felt sincere. She even knew when to tell him to get his shit together.
>>224113512Just like AGOT, the TV is far easier a crowdmaker than the books. Both are two different worlds, almost
>>224113507The sorting hat is a bloodfag, unless somethig extreme overrides it>your dad was a fucking Gryffindor you're going to be a fucking GryffindorRon and the whole weasley clan being lions makes sense when you look at it this way. It also makes sense how every Malfoy is a snake Hermione though really should have been a ravenclaw
>>224113511see:>>224113367It would be amazing.
>>224110796Embarrassing thread is embarrassing. Whoda thunkit
>>224113507This has become a popular image. However I do think Luna is the Ravenclaw representative. They just need a better Hufflepuff honestly.
>>224113460It’s self explanatory. The end of Goblet and Voldemort’s return naturally causes them to break apart, especially since the Malfoys serve Voldemort. Books 5 and 6 can play out almost verbatim. Harry is overtaken by grief and rage. Malfoy is overtaken by fear.
>>224113553>unless somethig extreme overrides itLike you just wanting to go to that house.
>>224113553So much of hogwarts is whimsical and unfair lmao, dumbledore openly picks his favorites
>>224113546Malfoid has been a much more animal lover in the fancanon. She would regret how she treated Dobby after he leaves the family then dies in front of her at the manor.
>>224113367Now that is some alien planet shit. I wonder how that would pan out
>>224113440It's a very female-coded romance (for lack of a better way to describe it)Harry spends like four books politely ignoring Ginny and only takes an interest when she starts dating other guys.
>>224113585I can't believe Dobby's grave became an actual landmark IRL lmao, blocking even the industrialists
>>224113612surprised trannies haven't desecrated it
>>224113604>Harry spends like four books politely ignoring Ginny and only takes an interest when she starts dating other guys.And she's a mudshark no less.
>>224113547Too bad she would have been an exceptionally boring romance option, even worse than ginny I might add
>>224113585Anon please, if you're gonna make Malfoid an animal lover she might as well be a redhead in hufflepuff
>>224113440Can’t speak on the books but Harry/Hermione in the movies is nothing more than a self inserting girl’s dream, like many other ships. No I won’t go out of my way to defend Harry/Ginny but I won’t lambast it either. They could’ve given it more runtime and the actress was a starfish. They did what they could and managed to stick the landing well enough.
We need truebloods for the trueblood role
am i the only one who genuinely hated dobby from his first appearance until his death? what he did to harry in book 2 is unforgivable (it hits harder for me because i know what it's like to be ignored by friends, which is what harry thought was happening to him, but it was just dobby being a dumb fuckstain and making his entire summer lonely and miserable)
>>224113531Books are peak comfy anon, they get considerably longer though so the first movie and book is like a perfect 1:1 adaptation, though they do skip a few things, and each movie starts missing more to the point the last book just got split into two movies.The world is lot more expanded we don't really see Hogsmeade in the movies, you go to the magical hospital where Nevilles parents are, and you skip all the time Harry spends at Sirius' house. I can't even remember if they revisit Buckbeak having his own room. Books 4-6 lost out the most in the adaptations in my opinion
>>224113640Why do you think she takes Care of Magical Creatures?
>>224113648>ugly bogged bimbothrow her off a fucking cliff
>>224113426You’re under the assumption that most of the screen time is Harry/Malfoid when it’s still business as usual and Harry/Ron/Hermione are still 90% of the plot.
>>224113640Anons have pointed out Care of Magical Creatures is an elective, which is why some have made her an animal lover
>>224113557Its because she has been tainted by LOSERS and needs to be purified by associating with VICTORY
>>224113578Go sing about ithttps://youtu.be/QqQyvLgogRo
>>224113688good fucking god i hate americans
>>224113661Movies 4 and 5 were based as fuck for making the cuts they did. 6 suffered because there was a ton of useful lore on Voldemort and Snape that was skipped.
>>224113676Presumably the same reason Draco did
>>224113683You only choose classes in later years, when Malfoy gets attacked they have to do magical creatures
>>224113708that's fair
>>224113712Draco didn't have a reason, beyond the meta reason of Harry not being allowed to go 10 pages without someone antagonizing him. He's a 2D cardboard cutout of a character for most of the story.
>>224113708Why? Leftists and trannies exist in other places. And they're all seething at Malfoid
>>224113750>And they're all seething at MalfoidThey're not though?
>>224113750because you mutts cannot interact with anything without making it about your retarded domestic politics. even an aristocratic british wizard who hates muggleshit gets turned into some weird political mouthpiece for your subhuman nation.
>>224113745>He's a 2D cardboard cutout of a character for most of the storyThe same must be true for Malfoid. So sayeth the autists of /tv/
>>224113750>2 hearts
>>224113767OMG this so fucking much. you said what I said earlier much better and more concisely. It was needless bullshit. I fucking hate them for that so much.
>>224113767>subhumanBased. Malfoid would support the term, but again leftists and trannies are seething everywhere
>>224111679that's from polijushttps://x.com/polijus8654/status/2112620525247959488
>>224113694Kek nice
>>224113640>redhead in hufflepuff
>>224113780Did someone tell you to read the books again?
>>224113688>Hello Lady Malfoy, we'd like to buy your family manor to house pakistanis
>>224113790malfoid would hate republicans just as much as she would hate tranniesimagine malfoid being on a date with harry and some fat fucking american walks up to them"ah sure do 'preciate yerr tradishunul relationship y'all, yer really stickin it to them democraps hyuck hyuck hyuck"harry calming her down would be the only reason she doesn't end up in azkaban for crucio-ing the fat muggle to death
>>224113767I'd contend that just about everyone has had their fill by now
>>224113766>They're not though?>>224113796Thanks anon
>>224113712which is what? Malfoid's better story reason is she wants to see a unicorn
>>224113553>sorts the identitical Patil twins into different houses>puts every Weasely into Gryffindor (Percy should have been Slytherin)>Hermione not in Ravenclaw because, uh....>lets Harry choose whateverI think the hat was just schizophrenic
>>224113841I imagine Malfoid would look on both with a mix of bewilderment and mild contempt. In her eyes they are all le quirky muggles who, even post-Pottering, she quietly sees as beneath her.
>>224113979i hope you understand that this type of behaviour is the reason why every non-american would like to see the united states depopulated
How would Malfoid feel about Dobby abuse?
>>224114009Its lore-accurate
>voted as an illegal btw
>>224113426Their relationship stays secret until the gang getting captured and taken to Malfoy manor. The in the dungeon Malfoid comes in and is overtaken by emotion and embraces Harry and Ron would be like "whaaaaat!?".She helps them escape with Dobby in a way where her involvement in their escape stays secret from her family and other death eaters.After Dobby is buried and before they go in to the bank heist Ron and Hermione corner Harry and demand explanation (Ron tells Hermione about Malfoid and Harry).Ron accepts it cause he is a bro but Hermione is uneasy about it and says she needs some time to mull it all over but they need to concentrate on the heist.The later during the final battle during the lull when Harry goes to the forest Hermione and Malfoid have a heart to heart talk. Malfoid apologises for her behaviour the past years and Hermione accepts the apology.Afterwards they become friends.
>>224114022she would find it funny, because it is funnydobby deserves far worsei would love to kick dobby in the head
>>224114009>why every non-american would like to see the united states depopulatedwhat gives you the impression their opinion matters?
>>224114060Dobby abuse is the funniest shit to come from the Malfoid main plot
>>224114060>dobby deserves far worse1000 points
>>224114022Why would she feel anythjg House elves are furniture.Also fuck Kreacher
>>224114064what gives you the impression that your opinion matters?
>>224114054Ron is definitely shocked but I think Hermione would probably at least suspect something was up by then.
>>224114349She could but she also could be so blinded by her hate for Malfoid that she's kinda blind to the obvious hints that she normally would pick up on
>>224114387It would be kind of ironic if the prejudice dynamic switched for a bit. Malfoid is earnestly trying to help but Hermione is saying stuff like "You can't trust her, she's a Malfoy" and calling her death eater the same way Malfoid used to call her mudblood.
>>224114447poor malfoid
>>224114447That would be absolute kino.
>>224112080The Korean fic was one hell of a trip.
>>224114607it wasI still hate how there wasn't a wedding or pregnancy ending and they were fucking like rabbits by the end
>>224114624Yeah it really needed a real epilogue, not what they did.Although that video they sent to her dad at the end was a hilarious long form shitpost by the author
>>224114447Let's take the room of requirement scene.Harry arrives there first, followed by Malfoid and they have a moment, saying how they missed each other etc etc.Then Ron and Hermione get there and there is a confrontation between Hermione and Malfoid, it gets heated, it's Hermione who gets mad while Malfoid is pretty desperately trying to calm her down and convince her she is there to help, and Harry steps between them while Ron is kinda holding Hermione back.Then Crabbe and Goyle reveal themselves, they were tailing Malfoid, and accuse her of being a traitor. Now Malfoid is caught between them all and is trying to appeal to Crabbe and Goyle too to not do anything and Crabbe or Goyle starts throwing spells around.
>>224114643>Although that video they sent to her dad at the end was a hilariousyeah, it wasI loved how harry just fucked with lucius in the car scene
https://youtu.be/65UsXtn-RiMLee01 is back with more Kino Malfoid
>>224114739barely anything
>>224114937teaser i guess
>>224114739nice to see one of the few good ones continuingIs that supposed to be during the battle of Hogwarts? Before?
need a new bread
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