he is the LeBron James of RPG
>>736338549He will be if Divinity sticks the landing. His games just lack good writing, but literally everything else is a 10/10. I believe he will do it though.
>>736338549A gay dude that was on the diddy list who also wore a maid outfit?
>>736338917you know what I meant you dang jerk
>any cutscene plays>die of cringe because of unfunny it isI'll be sticking with Ninja Gaiden. This game seems to be only for teenage anime fans with aspergers.
>>736338653>yeah we designed our game around stunlocking enemies to death before they can even do any attacksSomehow I don't think this is reality.
>>736319636>>736320071Why are you faggots using the non-violent version of covers?
>>736338703Who are you quoting
>>736338773The developers in your distorted version of reality.
>>736323892Just normal, hard, and normal KMS
What the fuck was her problem?
>>736337480you are right, it is hard to imaginebut, you know how it works for those who plant trees; they're rarely the ones who get to enjoy the shade
>>736335131I read that the game did make the rounds on Tiktok somehow, though I don't have a clue to what extent, I guess probably everything eventually turns up there in some corner or other.
>>736332131Me and a friend were gonna make a unteralterbach pac-man fan game were you could play as any of the girls in a pac man maze collecting points trying to evade monsters and once you got enough points the girls would wake up showing it was a dream but if you got caught by a monster a sex scene would play it never got anywhere because my friend the artist started to not like drawing lolis anymore and be more professional all we got when I was coding the game was this pic https://files.catbox.moe/kjina5.png
>>736332542Nele will always be best girl. She's so cute. Just adorable.
>>736333451Don't remind me of this.I'm at work and my pants are light
Very impressive for a PS2 game from 2001
>>736338217shut up nigger.
>>736338217Very handholdy
>>736338516How much estrogen is required to appreciate it?
>>736338261Climbing game with some fighting like 3d Prince of Persias. And you pull a cute girl around a lot. So like 2008 Prince but completely different.
>>736338909The "fighting" is literally just mashing one button until the game lets you get back to walking.
What's on your to do list today greymane?
>>736338651i've seen multiple anons insist that you shouldn't move your camp to Pailunecan anyone elaborate on why?
>736338461>empty open world Not even trying
>kill 100000 bandits>find an empty cave/ruin/farmBING BING WAHOO
>>736333310>>736333417Someone explained it to me. It’s not really a double jump like how we tend to think of double jump. It’s more like the tripe long jumps in Mario. You need some sort of ground to kick off of and the second jump takes you further and higher than the first jump, but you’re not just magically bouncing off of air. It’s like the first jump is loading up for the second jump.
>>736338582There's an unarmed move I have no idea how to reproduce where you do an uppercut that sends them into the air. It's really cool. Now if only I could figure it out.
>>736333972women can't love with sex either
>>736333807So she's a Fuko you can fuck?
>>736336651Yes, that's pretty accurate
>>736333807>literally disappears without steady access to cumSo just like OP then?
>>736338490Thanks for bumping my thread, anon! You're such a tsundere
anybody here played save/load simulator? thoughts?
>>736336859boring as fuck
Does anyone know where I can watch the video Penguinz0 made of this game? Some dickless piece of shit took it down.
It seems like a good idea in theory, but in practice I prefer the organization of an actual VN.
She has a move where she fucking blitzes you and moves laterally at the same fucking time. How the fuck am I supposed to fucking deflect that fucking shit? This bitch is literally harder than most of the main bosses. It's actually fucking unfair. Why does Miyazaki put so much fucking unfair bullshit in his games when even he admits that he sucks at them? What does he get out of this stupid shit? Oh boy, I can't wait for the same basic ass bitchmade advice from the denizens of /v/ as if they're descending from the heavens to give you unprecedented and otherworldly advice when in reality, they repeat the same fucking shit nonstop.>Have you tried deflecting and not dodging?>Use firecrackers>Dude just fucking use the jump kick>Just stand there and deflect>Hesitation is defeat>Mikiri Counter bro>Don't mash buttons bro>Just learn the patterns bro>It's a rhythm game bro>Use your prosthetic tools bro>It'll click eventually broAnd I can't wait to see my favorite one:>Dude Git Gud lmaoComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>736334229OP is not a fag. Worst of the 7.
>>736334229SKILL. ISSUE.
>>736334229Her fight is really good and I did it dirst try
>>736334229I best this game in 2018 or whatever unc lmaoAre you mad theres no mimic KEKLEO
>>736334229>She has a move where she fucking blitzes you and moves laterally at the same fucking time. How the fuck am I supposed to fucking deflect that fucking shit?try pressing l1
"Marathon is gonna be Game of the Year," actor Ben Starr says, because it has Elden Ring, Baldur's Gate 3, and Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 award magnet Jennifer English
>>736325882It is not at all in line with the original games, not even fucking close. The premise alone is outrageous. Tau Ceti colony was blown off the face of the planet. The distress call from Leela would have to take almost 100 years to reach Earth, and assuming there's no FTL or time travel in numarathon, reaching Tau Ceti with a ship would take another 200 years. The Marathon itself was born out of political tensions between Mars and the the UESC, but this new game apparently wants to pretend it was actually corporations that take interest in launching a generational colony ship that nobody would live to see a return on investment from.
>>736328775Nice, surprise Midna run-in
>>736324101If you think that a voice actress is even a top five factor in whether something is GotY, you should just admit that you don't really have any interest in videogames and you're not sure about what matters in a game. Nobody who actually plays games thinks this way. It's okay to have things that you know nothing about.Gameplay is king, period. That's rule #1.
>>736324101If you're talking about movies, a great actor absolutely has a limited ability to raise the score by a point or two.If you're talking about videogames, great voice acting is one of those things that only starts mattering after they've gotten everything else right. If you're really annoyed by the gameplay, who cares if the VA for some character is a focused ball of charisma? And conversely, if the game is really fun, does bad voice acting actually ruin it? In the worst case scenario, you can just mute it.
>>736338905this
Vidya webms threadPost vidya webms
>>736324503Hahahahahaah!.Holy shit.
>>736337768Saving this is just mean, poor retarded bird
>>736338604>the shakethis reminds me of a video i saw on yt where the guy was playing misery and got jumpscared by chimera
What are your favorite games featuring giant robots/ mobile suits?
>no Titanfall or Metal Warriors>not even an Armored CoreTerrible taste
>>736338945Metal Warriors was okay. Assault Suits Valken / Cybernator was better.Never played Titanfall.My only Armored Core experience was AC2 on the PS2, didn't care for it.If Steel Battalion, Metal Wolf Chaos, Zone of the Enders 2, and Bangai-O constitute terrible taste, then sign me the fuck up.
Heh true
>>736329064We've gone well beyond that into the only objectifying men phase of media now. Feminism is and always has been about revenge
>>736338763Age of Calamity?
>18 Just like short haired Gwen Tennyson and all the Pokemon girls are 18
>>736334198If you say you wouldn't you sre either gay or retarded.
>>736329064>age gap, older male>YOU SICK FUCKwomen>age gap, older female>yeaaaaaah mommyyyyyyyymen
Resident Evil 2 is clearly the best one and I’m tired of pretending otherwise.
Puzzles are worse than 1 and 3. It is literally just find a thing and put it in the indentation, 1 and 3 had actual puzzles.
>>736338724I think that the hate for REmake 1 partially comes from it getting a past despite a lot of the same criticisms that are considered to make 2R and 4R automatically shit just get ignored when people talk about 1R. It's golden child syndrome
>>736337749Carrier on Dreamcast did that and it fucking sucked. It's one of those things that might sound good in theory but is awful in practice.
>>736338574Yeah i just ended Leon's B scenario today with over 50 magnum rounds and 45 shotgun shells
>>736338769It doesn't get ignored, it's too brown, the Lisa Trevor sections are just there and the ingame cutscenes are worse than the live action ones.It's still top tier and one of the few good remakes in existence.Anyone who states otherwise is just a retard.
this fairy is getting ignored lately because of a certain game.let's fix this
>>736336978giwtwm...
I'm enjoying playing helldivers, las-16 trident is a super fun weapon. Are any of the customizations worth getting? I like the base zoom scope to snipe heads from afar. Being lightpen doesn't seem to matter at all if simply spend the half second to aim at weakpoints. But I probably don't understand how it all works.
>>736336970Akanewank will save the game
>bought the game>try to join some public games>shoot a few enemies, most of the map is empty and all the game boils down to is shoot and do the stratagem arrowsI refunded that shit after 3 or so drops doing fucking nothing
>>736337368sauce on this slut?
>>736336970>That Wakamo thread was innocent, it didn't deserved that fateWe fox lovers have suffered oppression from jannies for too long. May you have better luck Akanebros.
>>736338715We are in this together, if they mess with one of us, they mess all of us.We will continue to fight!
HE'S IN
>>736337391>hot blacks are the top skins>ugly ones are the bottom onesthis isn't the own you think it is
Do kids still play Fortnite today?Did the kids that played Fortnite ten years ago still play it today? If not, what are they playing instead now?
>>736338707It's actually mostly older zoomers and younger millennials that play it now since they realized it's actually decently fun after shitting on all the kids for playing it. All the screaming ipad babies that made it what it is have moved on.
>>736331910>Fortnite got almost like 6k skins>Those are literally in the worst top 100 Man, they are like, years late to add this shit
>>736338271games like this generally need some kind of underlying plot and likable cast so they can keep a concurrent playerbase. having someone come in, make one purchase of the character they like, play for like a day or two before bouncing is great for a revenue boost but terrible for keeping long term customers. if you have a strong original cast though you can get people checking the game out to want to stick around because in the time they played it they end up getting attached to them also.the issue is fortnite's story is also just fucking terrible and all its characters fucking suck, and its incoherent, scattered across eight years of updates, and physically unplayable anymore since the game lacks any kind of proper singleplayer campaign (StW doesn't count either, since its an entirely different continuity that stopped getting story updates several years ago)it makes sense why people would WANT original shit to at least not get glossed over but fortnite really already fucked that opportunity so its absurd people pretending to give a shit about the blue haired bitch thats awful and so unlikable even the fucking collab characters make fun of her for not having friends
Why aren't there more mech games despite the fact mechs are the coolest shit imaginable?
>>736338497Heavy Gear 3 is apparently going to be a thing? Let’s see how people react to it when it comes out.
>>736335645Because you can't sell it to normies, they don't like giant robots.
>>736335645Mechs are a sexual preference
>>736336537>Tank.>Dies to a $200 drone.Tanks are hard dated and fucking stupid now.
>>736336629I would kill for another HAWKEN that didn't devolve into microtransaction garbage. That game's whole gimmick was it was just an FPS with a mech coat of paint, but it did it really well.
Post roguelikes, I want to try a new genre to play
>>736337408lol why
>>736335314demon by ferretdev's pretty neat
Doors of trithius us the direction I wanted adom to go. Low fantasy, overworld travel with food rations, basecamps and expeditions from your home base. Very comfy. Great UI.I played it 2-3 years ago or more but the quests were very basic at the time.
>>736335558how do i find CDDA enjoyable if im into Angband and Nethack, all this survival stuff feels annoying, i just want dungeon crawling
>>736338692It's not that bad to get past the survival aspect and start doing whatever you want. Kinda similar to how you may have starved a lot in Nethack at first.
she was asking for it
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>>736337439there's a reason the game never explicitly tells you the circumstances of what happened
Curly did the best he could under this amount of pressure
>>736337903They're dying on a meteor and there is no 'mending wounds'. They're trying to find ways to dull the agony of an extremely boring death until the end comes>wounds mendedwho's gonna know? their corpses?
>>736337627>Assumed it was rapeAre you autistic? It was quite obviously rape
Games are all about how well you let yourself be emotionally manipulated by it. Without that you wouldn't plat any game
>>736338353> you wouldn't plat any gameYou got that part right at least, I got lots of plat trophies. Unless that was a typo, I can’t actually be sure if you’re just angry that your game isn’t a hot girl
>>736338401definitely meant to say plat and not something else
>>736338573Ah. Well I’m pretty mad at Nintendo for not making their games a hot girl. What a complete fail. Tv also should’ve been a hot girl, the fuck are they doing making digital entertainment instead of something better
>>736338685Actually I know why, it’s because of god. He uses humans for sex, and has no desire to make any type of changes. He really likes our current system, as it keeps making more girls for himself to do the same exact thing with over and over. Imagine if humans were actually in control, we absolutely would not be making video games, we’d be trying to escape. We’d be spending money on trying to fucking escape dude.