You wake up on the Normandy
>>736240214I immediately find Chakwas and flood her post-menopausal womb with my seed.
>>736251732>me1 don't have time for romance I gotta play space detective and save the galaxy>me2 aw shit going renegade fuck it romance jack>me3 stay loyal to jack cause she's awesome
>>736251732Ash has the most interactions so she wins by default.
>>736252428>don't have time for romanceEven with Relays and FTL ME1 takes place over the course of weeks.
>>736249409>the Geth are just superiorI do love cosplaying as a Geth in 3>Geth Rifle>Geth Shotgun>Geth SMG >Silver colored armor and death mask with blue lights>(soldier so I can actually carry all this shit)
ROSS IS GOING TO PARLIAMENTALERT ALERTMOLDMAN HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENTALERT ALERThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmXZpf3K0ow
>>736242482EATMYENTIREASS
>>736252521Wouldn't that mean they would have an incentive to work together with the corporations and just pretend they don't to keep their reader's trust?Some of them, probably. Do you trust video game reviewers who obviously get paid to shill? And you probably have your own list of trustworthy non-shill reviewers right?
>>736252543RIP to a real nigga
Too many slaves from Israel's slave nation of Muttland in this thread working overtime for their masters interests
If government interference wasn't a thing, what would stop corpos from straight-up assassinating watchdog groups?
His audience has turned on him.
>>736248846Latinxs are just like that. Pay them no mind.
>>736252435Spics are:1) Dumb2) Entitled3) BrownThe perfect combination to cause trouble for someone who panders to leftists like Toby.
>>736252470I am just explaining the shape shifter and his method of indoctrination he did to the world. I am not defending the fox, mister Gaijin himself. It's just to show how and why the Toby Engine really works. Nothing more.
>>736252435the UT fanbase consolidated itself around south american for a couple reasons but mainly timing, 2015 was when spics were getting broad internet access for the first time with cheap smartphones and UT was big on youtube so they gravitated towards it.
>>736245028stop posting this gross dysgenic creep
Liking this character in 2026 is hell
>>736251036that's Starlow
>>736250164>>736251036No wait that's Starlow.Still, fuck yeah
>>736248549>>736248775Discord?
>>736251239mentally ill faggot?
>>736250164I guess we don't care anymore?
Do you have any subtle vidya tattoo?
>>736250718I like it.
I would have buyoughted Marathon if it was single-player or even a hero shooter MP. I don't care for garbage games where you waste your time and lose progress on death.
>>736248747Thanks mate. How come you know chinese?
>>736248440>Kind of regret it because my love for Zelda has diminished but it still serves it's purpose for my love of gaming.I love tits but I'd never tattoo a pair of tits on my body. I'm not a retard.
cameoslop
>>736250084It's an Easter Egg
>>736251090She looks like she has a surprisingly high amount of custom Smash Bros. stages made depicting her getting fucked by the dog from Duck Hunt.
>>736252528>Thats is my bike you N-!
>>736249447>obvious screenshots from the camripImagine posting in this shithole about a scenario that only happened in your head because you have derangement syndrome towards a toy company. Get your shit together, brownoid.
>>736249447now imagine a cute girl doing that
>remake so bad that the port of a game from 1999 becomes a top seller the moment it dropswhat is this phenomenon called? what went so wrong with the RE3 remake?
>Lead programmer for RE3 was the Director of REmake3Genuinely I do not know. You would think he would have intricate knowledge of the original game. Maybe he fucking hated programming the original and wanted an easier time.
>>736252596Codemonkeys aren't creative people. Game programmers only do what others tell them to do. Ideally the original director should've returned to direct the remake as well.
>>736252423Demakes are intrinsically bad but whether they succeed or fail is fully decoupled from its quality because as far as I can tell the modern game makes buying decisions completely randomly. Like they aren't really people but some kind of meat ai.
>>736252423Yeah? Explain this, retard.
Last thread got deleted. If you were in charge of being the writer for the next Mario film, what would the plot look like?
Reboot with Mario and Luigi traveling together across the Mushroom kingdom to save the Princess, Toad is a side character and Peach has a side plot of her multiple escape attempts that cause Bowser to become ever angrier until the climax where he takes on Mario.
>>736252562Oh yeah and it has a way more fitting voice cast. No terrible celebrity picks that don't do the characters justice, so none from the current series.
Mario, luigi, toad, toadworth, bowser, AND wart incircle peach and blast their various pasta loads on peach while kamek watches atop a chain chomp
Do you think they'll adjust the tags to include incest?
What’re you playing lately? And what are you looking forward to?
but I though lonarpg didnt have bugfucking and eggs
>>736251647It has parasites that nest in her womb and turn her into a seedbed...
>>736251742are those the tentacles or whatever?mehI'm used to hornet/bee nipplebirth stuff
>>736246715Name?
>>736252485Dragon Conquista
Zoomers will play the same game for 20 years and say it's the best game in existence with a straight face
>>736248798Uncs don't even play games, they just stare at their steam library.
>>736248909Zoomers flock to those games. Something like Age of Empires or WoW is more accurate.
>>736248909I'm truly sorry about your lot in life.
>>736248909Zoomers love melee. Zoomers say DK is top tier and they're putting up wins to prove it and i feel VINDICATED
>>736248798This but as a Millennial and it's about the best RTS game in existence
They did Rosalina so dirty in the movie. Does almost nothing for the whole movie, Fox has more spoken lines than her and more impact on the story. If that wasn’t bad enough blud gets super glazed by the Lumas and he ends up driving her tower. Imagine if u will in Sonic 4 Amy gets kidnapped and Billy Hatcher gets more screen time than her and ends up using her hammer.
>>736251861speak english
>>736251270The movie needed some sex appeal.
>>736251089What is there to say about her, OP? She's literally just Princess Peach with a new hat. Always was, always will be.
>>>/tv/
>>736251089When I was watching Fox McCloud in the movie theatre, I was thinking about how Shigeru Miyamoto wants to promote Star Fox, and how he wants to play with his toys because he is getting very old. I respect what Shigeru Miyamoto set out to do.
It wasn't that bad
>>736232689>innocent monster learns cruelty
Jesus Christ, why are people talking about Saya no Uta again? I seen TikTok thrown around. You know what? I don't want to know.
I watched it online because I'm too lazy to click through the dialogue
>>736252701Literally the only good thing to come out of tiktok ever.
>>736252701Cunny wife and comfy life
Your fate is over, retard.
GIVE PRAISEFOR HE HAS NO EQUAL
Granblue would be 100% better if all male characters got removed
Nyoooooo I don’t wanna go to work I wanna stay home and play video games and eat potato chippies fuck this gay earth and capitalism I just wanna vidya
>>736252508I don't think I ever cried from anything on 4chan before but that really did a number on me. Made me think of my own sisters
>>736222987Save up enough neetbux and move to europe or something
>>736252632You say it like it's not your problem. I am never going to be rich am I? I don't care I am not the one who has to fend off an end game chimpout.
I’m so glad I got a job again. NEETing is amazing but only until money runs out. Life is just too expensive to NEET around anymore, damn shame. I landed a comfy pharmacy job though so it’s gonna be way more chill than my old I.T. career which was kind of a nightmare of constantly fixing “emergencies”
>Stellar Blade is STILL not crackedFor fucks sake....
>>736236039????
Passionate anal sex with eve.
What's going on here
>>736252736Is that the fucking baking guy
>>736252736>>736252646>>736252597>>736252553>>736252494>>736252426Does the Furry Gold Pass really worth it ?
How big is too big?
>>736242886there needs to be a series like this one except all the girls are lolis
>>736242886any bigger than that I'd say
>>736244992Yes, video games.
Boobs shouldn’t be shaped like that of a dolphins head.
Now that Strive has established itself as the worst Guilty Gear...APOLOGIZE.
*COUGH*
https://web.archive.org/web/20260401010318/https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/we-are-in-it-for-the-long-haul-bungie-says-marathon-will-be-steadily-improved-for-many-years/> concluded: “While we are very proud of what we have accomplished with the overall look and feel of the game since Alpha, we are in it for the long haul with Marathon. We look forward to many years of steady improvements to every aspect of the game. Thank you for taking this journey with us.”CHUDS LOSTHAVE NO FEAR WE GOT CONTENT FOR YEARS
>>736218520>Crimson Desert>170k players right now>Marathon>27k players right nowLol this shit is dead. It was dead on arrival.
>>736251086You are fucking delusional. It is slow, clunky and ugly. You are not skilled because you stayed. You're coping
>>736252129>Bungie gets one more chance>but they need to clean houseAt that point Sony would be better off giving the Destiny IP to someone else. The only reason I can think of to keep Bungie around is if they want to use the same engine, but with the content vaulting problems D2 had, using that engine again for D3 seems like setting themselves up for failure.And I don't think Bungie has enough good devs at this point (white/asian guys) to make a brand new engine for D3.
LMFAO
>>736252713ahahahahahahaha
Good news! We are finally adding an option to play as Carl, Carol's little brother, due to popular request.Post your cute pics.
>>736252308it's opposite day
>someone uploaded this pic to the booruThat's just how inherently sexual carol is.
>>736252592Look at the CURVATURE of that shine!Absolutely handsculpted.
>>736242385What you saw in that webm ends up being less relevant than you might want, but it's a great series so yeah, you should check it out.
>>736252592Carol's ass is one of the best in the industry.
