Imagine you are a big American studio specialized in AAAImagine your boss is SonyImagine you choose her to be the main protagonist of your game
>>736318586But having a meltdown over Trump is okay. He's fucking retarded
>>736326389Ok that wasn't the question tho
>>736329047Not realizing why it actually is the question is a part of what is wrong with you
>>736323889>>736325498>>736325804alien abduction replacement
>>736331623>trooned out>looks different nowshocking
Alan
>>736332263Blowjob paizuri
>>736332263brown
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>>736331582It has funny gameplay/story integration because of that, since it means Crest characters are basically just better.
>>736332310thats not 3h
>spend 30 minutes building a massive horde>send everyone to destroy the enemy baseI've never beaten a RTS campaign before because this is the only way I know how to play the genre and there are missions where you are massively outnumbered and can't build anything.
>>736331652That's fucking awesomeToo bad I lack the wit required to come up with this sort of tactic in real-time
>>736331671You can technically do 16v16 or even more but the desync eventually gets so bad that the game is unplayable.
>>736308439This is basically how you do it.
>>736331863I saw some videos with multiple dozens of players, so it's all a lie?
>>736332313Not necessarily, but if you join one of those meme games the delay between orders makes it feel like you're sending instructions to a space probe.
HE'S IN
>>736331910Fortnite cosmetics to surpass skibidi toilet.
Aaron would hate it but I want a Thomas Dubois skin
>>736331910>this will save our game
>>736331910>2600 skins>both of these are in the bottom 20 of the entire store and the coffee bitch is literally dead lastMaybe gen a isn't so bad
So we're definitely getting a new Starfox game soon, right? Nintendo wouldn't blueball us like this for nothing, right?
Is it bad that I ship Fox with Peach?
>>736330493That's how far a God tier design goes. I would fuck and marry Krystal in a heartbeat as someone who despises furshit.
>>736331382They want to replicate 64's cheesy one-liners
>>736251753Why is Falco sitting down? Is he geriatric?
>>736332218No, it conveys seniority.
Post your favorite YouTube Gaming channelshttps://youtu.be/nV_Aww8_6wQ
>>736330236Dumb jeet.
For me it's ninomae ina'nis
>>736321296Oh no, one less leftoid in the video game jewtuber sphere. How will we ever survive this? :(((>>736321353Simp faggots need to be beaten to an inch of their lives then thrown into a pool of acid.
>Youtube>Screenshot of game with clickbait title>Screenshot of game with clickbait title>Photo of some lady holding up a cartridge>"Don't recommend channel"
>>736321296Super Best Friends Play (R.I.P.), Happy Console Gamer, OneyPlays, AVGN, ReviewTechUSA, Maximilian Dood, Adam Koralik
>Cut out the stupid John Woo shootout at Umbrella HQ for the opener>Instead, open it with Claire digging around doing detective work, and meeting up with an Umbrella informant at the beginning of the game, but both she and the informant are captured and taken to Rockfort. >Wesker and HCF attack, and Claire escapes>Her sections essentially play out identical to RE2/3 remake>Maybe some stealth sections where you have to duck around HCF patrols of Hunters and their handlers>Design not too dissimilar from Village, where you have a hub area that you then split off from to explore various "dungeons" (prison, military training facility, palace, airfield, etc) maybe a small town where the Umbrella employees lived can serve as the hub. >Alfred is less "cackling preening Liberace with a hunting rifle", and more "Patrick Bateman meets Buffalo Bill, with a dash of Jigsaw">Bump Steve's age down to around 12-14, so his brattiness and immaturity are a little more tolerable, and his daddy issues and schoolboy puppy love for Claire and eagerness to impress her lean a little more endearing, and a less creepy and annoying>Claire obviously doesn't reciprocate, but slides back into her patented "big sister mode">The encounter with his father happens much earlier, and Claire is shocked to find that Steve's now zombified father is the informant who she met at the beginning of the game>Because of that, she carries a quiet guilt thoughout the game about being indirectly responsible for getting Steve and his father locked up, struggling with whether or not to tell him>It isn't until they're captured by Alexia and he's injected with T-Veronica that Alexia shows him the truth about their capture, and in his anger hulks up into a monster, only to have a change of heart and rescue her
>>736324114Um leeches? RE0? Final Fantasy Villain?
>>736318408I mean the og kind of already had stealth sections where the little robot fags would summon Hunters if they spotted you
>>736321517A remake of 0 is even less likely.
>>736331146It's been in development for 2 years now, sorry anon. CV 2027, 0 2028 and REX 2029https://mp1st.com/news/report-resident-evil-0-remake-in-development-new-casting-and-plot-details-unearthed
>>736332076>dusk golem
Megaman StarForce collection is doing pretty good and many people are playing these games for the first time, what about you anon, are you playing the games yet?discuss the series
>>736331807>postgame in both gamesWhich would be his BN counterpart? Bass is already kinda Rogue
>that runback every time to the final boss in 2that's rough
>>736321073>Entire series built on the power of bonds, and Megaman's existence in itself is proof of bonds, since neither of them are complete on their own>Also the FMians require a human host with loneliness in their heart, except Geo exists as a good version of this rather than a bad version, because his coping demon cares about him>Uhh actually this is entirely a bad thingWow I'm sure a MMBN game where the moral is Lan doesn't need Megaman and he should explore the internet on his own without lan because they don't need each other at all would go greatThe point isn't bonds but rather how you should do everything yourself without needing other people and how you're complete on your own just like Solo
>>736321412Quite a translation difference honestlyAlthough I guess kids back then wouldn't get it
>>736331385>>736313340Custom player hair style for Luna
should it still be against the law to play certain games in third-person?
I mean I just don't get why every single first person camera mode has such awful FOV. Especially racing games. These games are borderline unplayable without an ultra wide display. If you are playing on a single screen first person is not a good choice.
Edits and memes are funny also yeah this happened
>>736321179If enough people use a word, it becomes one, even if it wasn't one before, unironically.Hell, my firefox right click spellcheck had unironically as an option, so it's definitely a word.
>>736311479The original book was called Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Also Roald Dahl hated the original film adaptation to the point of publically boycotting it outside of the theaters where it ran.
>>736332286True, this is why goyslop is a legitimate word.
>>736312152Hey it's just like that Keep Calm and Carry On nonsense
>>736332342And glownigger.
Heh true
>>736331426More?
Makoto is the only girl who matters.
>>736331426>Not shown: her reverting back into domineering twins and violating him all nightTrue love indeed.
>>736331426100% true and 1,000,000,000% based.
A man who lived in the apartments across from my housing estate was dating a woman and for years there was rumours that he raped a young boy. The woman the man was dating was friends with another woman and the other woman had her watch her kid while she was at work and she warned her not to let her boyfriend near her daughter. The woman let her boyfriend see the daughter and he followed her into the toilet to watch her poop then he raped her and raped his dog anally. He also crossdressed and cheated on his girlfriend with men on grindr before he went to prison.
It's so OVER for you now
>>736326120>directed by the same gaijin that brought us picreli'd really rather have a bloodborne remake
>>736326120a set and not green screen?kino
>>736326120>post-shattering like the gameAlready lost all interest. It will be the Minecraft movie for teens/young adults. Referenceslop.
>>736326120Live action is a bad idea. It should be an animated world, using Unreal Engine 5 so that it could use Nanite and Lumen technology and look better than any other movie.
>>736331768They already have an animated one and it's the Elden Ring game
How are you enjoying your Nintendo Switch 2?
>>736302193I really wish the Bravely Default remaster wasn’t on that gay key card thing. The only reason I haven’t bought it is because I’m convinced they’re gonna fix that shit eventually because of how bad it is. I know it’s on PC now too, but it isn’t the same.
>>736302193Anon, you forgot about Nintendo's most expensive game!
>>736302193It's been fine so far. Out of those I played Bananza, Pokopia, and MK World. Legends Z-A, Air Riders, and Age of Imprisonment don't really appeal to me.Also played Pokemon Scarlet and I consider it to be a soft exclusive because I had intentionally been passing on it since release due to how terrible it runs on Switch 1.
>>736303950I highly doubt hyrule warriors and even Z-A will keep selling, even doubtful about kirby
>>736302872Worst part is it didn't even hit as good as 8Year 1 is a total dud
WHERE IS THE SEQUEL!?
>>736329146Lies of PEAK
rollslopclean it up jannies
>>736329146The DLC just came out a few months ago. You gotta give them time to cook.
>Best weapon in the game is one of the last weapons in the DLCI hate that shit.
>>736331752That's not the twin dragon and also you get it about mid-way though the base game
It's GOOD FRIDAY and the guy who normally makes the thread is busy which is why this is late but either way get in TF2!Address: 131.153.242.158:27015 or tf2.madhammer.club>Why the fuck is there so much custom contentJust download all of the content directly through our server instead of through tf2https://cdn.madhammer.club/misc/van-content.7zand then place the content into their respective tf2 folders>For sunday we are doing stuff in GmodWant to get pinged when Jewish cult leaders are crucified near you? click on this link!https://steamcommunity.com/groups/party_van
>>736328045the week after we do DoD:S is CSS. We should really do Insurgency again too
24 war crimes being commited on cp_yukon
>>736327354Mario Cinema
28 niggas that cant pogo jump on a map made by someone with alzheimers
>>736327318ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL CSSUNDAY
FFFFFFFFFFRRRRRIIIIIDAY NIGHT MMMUUUUTHAFACKAAAAAASSSSSSSWHAT ARE YOU->PLAYING>WATCHAN>LISTENAN>READAN>EATAN>DRINKAN>FAPPAN>SMOKAN>FEELANHave a great weekend and Happy Easter!
>>736280928>>PLAYINGStrikers 1945 II>>WATCHANhttps://youtu.be/k1dq-ZzyGIg>>READANCatching up on onimai>>EATANAbout to make sausage and orzo with a sauce of tomatoes and chicken broth>>DRINKANBustelo>>SMOKANI smoke Marlboro reds, don't recommend it. I blame pole position subliminal advertising.>>FEELANJust found out the mod on /vr/ has been aggressively spamming my threads with Korean rhythm games for the last month and is currently having a drunken mental breakdown, so that's not great.
>>736280928>PLAYINGabout 20 hours into a big game of civ v>LISTENAN/r/gonewildaudio>READANhaven't started it yet but i've got small gods by terry pratchett on my desk for next week>DRINKANpissed on strongbow>FAPPANsexy aunt/nephew>FEELANDRANK AND GETTING DRANKER
>>736320068>EATANFajitas>DRINKANVodka Redbullwhat's it feel like being king of the world?
>>736328584The only tattoo I've been thinking of getting would be the five colors of magic on my back or shoulder. What are you considering?
>>736327865I wish I could get a tattoo. Too expensive for my blood
SOMETHIN' ON YO' MAIND?
>>736325764To Slay the Beast is harder than Omega in my opinion.
>>736328831Terrans basically being a backwoods prison colony like a space Australia inhabited by rednecks was always a fun choice.
>Recieving.
Sometimes I'll mimic Artanis's lines when I'm walking home with nobody around.
>>736329447Yeah. Unsure if you know the lore, but the terrans in the kropulu sector (the sector the games take place in) were descendants from Earth. The original settlers were convicts who woke up there when their prison ships they were on malfunctioned and went off course for decades. Hence the rebellious attitudes.In Brood War the United Earth Directorate (UED) was a scout force sent from Earth to investigate the psionic activity.
More games should feature cute tomboysWHERE'S THE GAME FUCKFACE, I KNOW YOU BROWSE HERE
Seems like y’all don’t really know what a tomboy is It’s about behavior
>>736302187huh game? well my wife told me to work on another game.
>>736323483>>736324669*unleash katana* tips fedora, jump into an acid vat.
>>736314580>pregnant?Yeah, with me
Tomboy tits
I never hear a single person talk about this game. Is it that forgettable?
>>736326224I have OK memories of the beginning but was unable to progress, then a Turk who was at my home relieved me of it and put this into the shelve instead
>>736327886>>736327886>>736327886>>Dude what if we made a character who's literally just a random girl off the street with no important qualities outside of an extremely large assHOLY FUCKING BASSEDalso>a character>just one character
wait penelo is the dancer, she makes my pene lo
>>736328516>I'm actually playing the game wrong, I completely ignore the gambit system altogether, I manually execute every command in every fightI always do this when I replay 12. Maybe I'll use 3 basic gambits but I do everything else manually. It's more fun.
>>736326224Arid and convincing setting (Ivalice)Comfortable gameplayTopical plotTerrific musicI played Final Fantasy games when they came out because I owned the systems they were published for, and I became a huge fan of the series because it looks good and has the best soundtracks of all video games ever produced. Nobuo Uematsu only composed a few tracks for FF12, but it remains very comfortable music whose tone fits with beautiful settings and dialogue.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfFTEQqdhyk
Why aren't there more waifu games that aren't gachaslop? I love waifus and anime titties but don't want to play a straight up porn game, why aren't there more games in this fashion?Look at Nier and Stellar Blade, people love hot chick games. Look at persona games, people like the fact that you get to relive the highschool romances you never got. So many incels are around yet there isn't enough games made specifically for them.
>>736330824>read "anime tiddies">think "nigger asses"Seek help.
>>736331323Not to mention they were still full priced games. So it was always pretty hard to justify them when the PSP and DS just have much better games on them frankly.
>>736331657>Literally open the thread with a nikke image the gacha that focuses on nigger asses>They to deflectAmerimutt ashamed of his tastes being the same one as blacks lmao
>>736331657Just a racist, disgusting coomer
>>736329743>waifu gamesNeck yourself and stop misusing the word.
