How is it fair for people that actively hate Mario to review a movie made specifically for Mario fans?
>>736334850Sounds like I struck a nerve.
>>736334850No, there have actually been multiple goons itt. Are you falseflagging me?
>>736335747Meant for >>736335593
>>736335851That didnt clear anything up.
>>736335878Neither did your paternal DNA taste on Maury.
Tell me a game that has a level that takes place in a cruise ship. I like cruise ships.
>>736319273Dynamite Cop for the dreamcast. It's short beat em up game it's fucking hilarious.
>>736320659The tanker chapter is so fucking kino. I played it over and over so many times as a kid that I legitimately believe Kojima psyop’d me into getting into the marine industry
>>736319273CS 1.6
>>736319273Paper Mario: The Polygamy King
>>736319273tomb raider 2 has several, if you count sunken ships
You ever notice how the people who get "addicted" to games don't really like games generally speaking? It used to be when I'd hear about a "video game addict" I picture real life Gregor with 20 consoles and 1,000 games completed hammering away on his Sega Saturn chasing that Sokyugurentai 1cc inbetween the dankest most obscure PC-98 titles, that he doesn't need translated because he dedicated his life to mastering the language of true videogames, Japanese. Imagine... Being so gamer you ruined your life... What level is this dude even on. Shit I want to meet him, what wise words would he have? Where should I start with the 3DO library, gamergod?But its not. Its just some retard who got hooked the hottest dopamine skinnerbox of the week and makes bad decisions with his money/time. I'm not even sure how this happens. Half the time the game isn't even passable its just some mobile time waster.I love games, more than most things, but even then I've pretty much had my fill after 2 or 3 hours. I wish I was addicted because then I'd at least have a character trait but instead I'm just bad at life and I play games instead of watch TV.Hot blog cumin@ya.
wtf alcoholics aren't thoughtful wine connoisseurs?wtf the obese aren't michelin restaurant touring gourmets?
Best Taimanin.
>>736318594Give this man a team and a hundred million dollars.
Why a military robot need functional naughty bits?
>>736334513Improving morale
>>736334513those are battery packs
>>736335658Arnetes is quite arrogant and Rene have reasons to keep her close, like using whole USF budget on her.
Pokemon fans be like AWOOGA
>>736298967Spore is way more effective. He needs to up his game.
>>736332565Ok father gascoigne
Which protag mom do you like the best?
>>736334768Delia is plain but the appeal of fucking ash's mom is pretty highAlola mom is perfect slampigBut ultimately whichever one is the most willing to share with her daughter is the best
>>736311585sorian66
When is nudity okay in video games before it gets rated 18+?
>>736333117Just like movies. Can't show pee in the vee
>>736334318I just find it funny that half you trad faggots run around with Greek philosopher PFPs, a time where people didn't walk around nude but it wasn't a big deal either, yet you all turn into hysterical pearl clutchers at the sight of someone's flesh vehicle.
>>736334717You're replying to a shitposting tranny retard who is merely LARPing
>>736333679Dabbing on felled enemies with a helicopter dick emote is funny, not pornographic.
>>736335772games where I can do this (or an alien species' anatomical equivalent)?
>Stares as you in autistic silence
>>736335689I've seen her have sex
>>736335689>Stares as you
>>736335689Fuck off flatty
she was hired to stare at me
>>736335757if u say so, i wouldn't fuckin' know.
Will you be watching the upcoming Metroid movie?
>all nintendo movies are gonna be illumination slop because they want to do Marvel avengers but for even younger kidsHoly fucking grim
>>736335003we already have pics from a live action Zelda, anon
>>736332008>Samus as a girlbossGay>Samus as le ebin silent doomslaya cloneGay>Samus is like those shitty starbomb music videosreally fucking gay. I have 0 faith in her characterization
>>736335753>no trailer>no interviews>noname actors who may be fake/AIok buddy
>>736335753Live action for zelda is a horrible idea. I'm baffled JP companies keep letting Hollywood or Netflix create live action shows or movies that just bastardize the original product.
Why aren't there more waifu games that aren't gachaslop? I love waifus and anime titties but don't want to play a straight up porn game, why aren't there more games in this fashion?Look at Nier and Stellar Blade, people love hot chick games. Look at persona games, people like the fact that you get to relive the highschool romances you never got. So many incels are around yet there isn't enough games made specifically for them.
>>736329743Fighting games used to fill that nicheBut it all died down once FGC a thing
>>736329743Xenoblade Chronicles
>>736335615The switch has games that aren’t mario?
>>736335741Still haven't played a mario game.
>>736335708I think streaming as a whole affected this.
Why do people prefer Mario 64 to this masterpiece?
>>736335576Saucy is a legend you’re unironically a newfag if you haven’t met him before.
>>736321253Mario 64 is a lot easier and built for kids who have very few games but like to do nothing in games.
>>736321253The comparison is stupid honestly. Mario 64 is basically a scavenger hunt. You're put in large (for the time) areas and given objectives to complete. Crash 1 is way closer to DKC than it is Mario 64. It's a pure platformer just with a perspective change
>>736329725Crash 2 yeah, Crash 1 was mediocre. We had Tomb Raider and Quake in 96
>>736335576he's unironically a schizo that already confessed to eating shit and often replies to himself.
>this is your new pokegirl bro
>>736327598who would let their daughter dress like this?
Thanks.
>>736335292I can't...
>>736335318Delicious
>>736327598You just know she’s tasting a thick shota’s cumshot behind that mask
The weekend is here so what fanart have you drawn?
>>736332207still cute tho!
>>736327742Niko Oneshot kitty mrow sun pancakesIndividual imageshttps://files.catbox.moe/0023bx.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/y42kpo.png>>736332207Ooh nice drawings, anon. I like the variety of poses and worked on composition and construction. I like the bold black and white style too on the finished one on the right. >>736330889>PalestineNani?!Typo of Palentines it looks like kek. It's a cute red riding hood outfit. Looks a lot more intense than normal pokemon autism, some crossover thing? or is she schizo? Also thanks, anon. >>736331060I feel like I've seen something like that posted before. Good on you for doing memory studies. I think you captured his face best of all. As for size diff, yeah I spend time thinking about that a lot too. I love a large size difference in pairing art as well. Drawing a simple thing of them standing side by side should help you with referencing their relevant heights. >>736331205Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>736334381Thanks, your sketch really inspired me. The hard pact is picking the subject to put in a bikini with some ball peek
>>736327742Just finished this, spoilers for the Mario Galaxy movieNot like there is anything worth spoiling, that movie was hot garbage. Just constant jumpcuts from location to location, reminded me of that shitty 2013 Godzilla movie with its schizophrenic story. I actually ended up bored halfway through because there was nothing to "care" about, there was little to no cause for the scenes. The fight scenes, especially the one with Bowser Junior fighting in Peach's castle were well choreographed. That's the best I can say about it.
>>736335592I have no interest in the sequel.I had no interest in the first movie.Fox was cute though. If he gets a movie, I'd watch it.
>>736313201Grown women to self insert as
>>736316630Tfw you'll never have a cute daughter like that
>>736318291Little bitch nobeta
>>736320135That's their target audience i.e. Guys with young kids or single millenial guys
>>736321764>shirt rise up when she stretchesHOLLYY SEXOOOO
>beloved masterpiece suddenly becomes hated solely due to youtubers
>>736335178>I could try put it into words, but I don't think I can capture the feeling.I can.>What happened to the magic? Why are these new Pokemon so bad? Why is Kanto so empty? This is depressing, I'm going back to Yellow
>>736335675>What happened to the magic?your reddit is showing
>>736335614only the bargain shop is time dependent, and all you get is some pocket change once a week
>>736335714That's just how it felt. You had to be there.
>>736335714You know gen 2 sold substantially worse than gen 1.
WANTED DEAD OR ALIVEOn charges of Murder, Armed Robbery, Impersonating a New Frontier Officer, Practicing Medicine Without a Licence, Selling Stolen Goods, Receiving Stolen Goods, Using Marked Cards while Gambling, and Underage Drinking.The individual known as "Clementine" (Alias: "Clem"), family name unknown, of no fixed address.Substantial reward offered by New Richmond for her capture.SHE IS CONSIDERED ARMED AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS
>>736333796sorry...
>>736334194>Anon will remember that
is it worth playing anything after the second one?
>>736334048This except S2 and S3, i.e. peak Clem.
>>736335976Season 3 no, other than to see 13-year-old edgelord Clem, and she isn't even in it much. You can just watch her parts on youtube.Season 4 yes it's worth playing There's a big combined version with all seasons on GoG
I wonder what Lon Lon Milk tastes like
>>736334176Yes, but not as sour
>>736334064That's not the same Link secondary.
>>736334116Look I don't need to know what lon lon milk is okayI'll just go the rest of my life not knowingthat's fine
>>736334858hucker
>>736333823BREKFEST
>>736330685the fanbase kept screeching that the original game + moguri mod was more than adequate for anyone to enjoy FF9 so S-E decided to stop wasting their time trying
>>736330685Squeenix cancelled half their planned games after ReGirth and XVI, it's dead jim.
>>736332927>original game + moguri mod is more than adequateyes, indeed. Quite.
Because only Nojima+Nomura FF games are good
>>736332927Well, they're not wrong.
Video game heroes with this feel?
Six days until our girl’s back.
>>736332538>forgiveness and reconciliationI like the Fury because she puts me through a form of punishment I sincerely believe I deserve and it would (probably)do a lot to remove the qualities I believe merit being tormented by the Fury. Kind of like Sulfur from Fear and Hunger.
>>736322228do the devs resent their side project taking all the spotlight yet, or are they just happy something became popular?
>>736333691They were happy enough with it to give us a free expansion pack. That and it allows them to fund their other labors of love.
>>736322228What happens in 6 days?
>>736326042never forgethttps://youtu.be/QyQoIaOElok
Do you enjoy My Hero Academia games? I quite like Ultra Rumble myself.Legitimately doing better than Bleach games by the way.
>>736334729I'd rather she ride my dick while he rides my face, especially if he moans and whimpers like a bitch
>>736333448I'll never forgive Hori for killing off my wife. And no, the tulpa doesn't make up for it.
>>736332645>le ntr girl
>>736335750qrd?
>>736335985no
