>things we will never see in video games ever again
Theres plenty of censorship in games nowadays.
>>736354423what did she eat to fart out so much purple gas?
>>736354423No more purple fart clouds?Good!
>Dude we can't kill this dragon so lets just send him to the future and let someone in that time deal with him lmao Why were these faggots let into Sovngarde?
explain what Sharmat is without sounding schizophrenic
>>736265334Any metaphysics leaning on kinmune or the tribunal are fake gay MK headcanon circlejerksHis idea that “anyone’s lore is real” is just because Todd fucked up he canon lore so lore is dead so long live the lore
>>736266168Imagine competence at Bethesda and multiple ending paths and hidden quests
>>736266189Mehrunes Dagon is Auriel so I think their trick worked The effect of the middle Dawn was to combine realities that the elves were using to sustain their gods (tower magic being a neat trick they learned by Métis-Nunda’s mistake), then systematically shut down those gods by inviting Akavir to Tamriel whose gods (dragons) suppressed the Merethic gods, consigning then to Oblivion.The Chimer were actually worshipping the true merethic gods post “Convention”.It should be the most obvious thing but Atmora and Akavir are versions of the same thing, related as different planes or modes of being.
>>736266290Thats what the imperial cult wants you to think
>watch gmod machinima>characters move around by being dragged by invisible wires or bounced around by the grav gun, and gesture with invisible thrusters attached to their limbs>constant Source collision noises>significant actions punctuated by Ed Edd and Eddy sound effects>TF2 characters haphazardly thrown into Half-Life/Counter-Strike/Gmod RP maps
>>736348931>you are immune because you are deadOh no no no. Not even the dead.
>>736353816Sucks the OG gmod version got deleted
you need me
>>736343686>every vowel is replaced with screaming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqxHL_Zpotkthis guy is a magician, his animations are both smooth and idiotic
I don’t get it, if he is so strong. Why do he loses so often ?
>>736354131He had the power of god and anime on his side
>>736354131he was jewish
>>736354131This is no different from Dragon Ball.Goku had a weak powerlevel and trained to raise it above 9000 to beat Nappa.David had a weak powerlevel and asked God to increase his powerlevel. God gave him big powerlevel energy and David beat Goliath.
>>736346384BASAKA
>>736346384To be fair there are several bad endings in Fate/Stay Night, so technically there are plenty of times where the rest of the cast comes out on top and aren't complete jobbers to Shirou.
Is /v/ looking forward to finally coming home?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qj4hgJeSe4
Why were people willing to play those games where you needed weeks to level and the chances of getting the equipment you need in the .0001% range of dropping? Was there just no other options?
>>736354603It only took weeks to level at the higher ranges, and that suited people with autism perfectly.Not everyone wants an easy game where everything is handed to you on a platter.
>>736354706Farming enemies is not difficult, it's just doing the same thing. Over and over. For dozens of hours.
>>736354773No it's difficult, but not in a way a normoid like you would understand.Hardcore grinding is something only the mentally strong can understand, while the mentally weak like you can't take it and quit. Being able to maintain the grind without folding like a bitch is a skill.
I can't wait to make a cleric in the /v/ guild and open up magic doors to be helpful to newbies
>game has romance>it's actually incredibly well-written
>>736354421>Women don't want (thing a woman wrote an entire manga about wanting)This is why you can't get laid.
>>736354665No one thinks that Gojo is what real women find attractive, he just happens to have some redeeming qualities.The real wish fulfillment factor of these stories is that the girl likes mc for who he is, not because he outwardly projects the image of an attractive guy.
>>736354085wife
>>736354820Again, since you're just as slow as the person you're replying to:Bisque Doll was written by a woman.Marin is the self insert and Gojo is the fantasy husbando.You kids are so fucking stupid
>>736354085The writer of this dogshit was female? Explains a lot. And now it seems kinda predatory as well...
Chris...!? What the hell!?
>>736346925I imagine there would be a lot less tension if ethan knew right away. chris knows how to tell a good story
Guys I already regret my decision to quit caffeine my head hurts
>>736354563Why would you quit caffeine? It's the best drug ever
>>736346935I think Ethan being fungus was pretty dumb as well
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>>736353519Considering how hard this gets shot down in every fucking thread where Poison is mentioned I imagine you know full well it's not true and just continue spreading it around as another part of your /pol/schizo cult like believing the earth is flat and space isn't realBut seriously, what fucking censorship? What censorship of violence against women did America have in the early 90s that apparently only applied to Final Fight and nothing else, not even many, many other video games? Mortal Kombat had a woman whose head you could rip off with spinal cord still attached.I don't know why some Final Fight producer is making shit up on twitter but poison's original concept art says tranny on it, plain as day clear as crystal
>>736345483EXIT
>>736354384A gigantic veiny pulsating one!
>>736351492I love this doujin
>>736354662If Bridget can be trans because a couple people on the internet demanded it to be so then Poison can be a man because we demand it be so.
Its dive season and I'm diving Sue Storms backline.
>>736354667>trvth nvke. niggas only know her from Ultimate Alliance 3 and even that's only if they own a Nintendo Switch.wrong retard, people know her from nextwave
>>736354743nobody reads comic books nigga.
>>736354769move them goalposts sonny
>>736354783the goalpost never moved? you're the one who brought up comic books.
Saving for summer skins desu.I hope Wanda gets one. And Penis Parker.
Capcom had perhaps the greatest, most recognizable cast of main characters in history, and somehow managed to completely waste them. They made the franchise's games take place in the same real world year they are release, but only committed to something such as "slow aging" when it came to Jill, and very recently. Even then, they never made enough interesting spin-offs. Despite being a massive series, Resident Evil never got a proper anime (and I sure as hell don't want one now, with Netflix being a thing). It never got slice-of-life spinoffs like "daily life of the S.T.A.R.S if the incident never happened, or any other kind of interesting spinoffs for that matter. Those were always just "RE game but with boring characters and slightly different shooting zombies gameplay". The live action movies were horrid. The CGI movies were okay, but full of missed opportunities. They took twenty five years to make a piece of media in where the main characters all fight together, only for it to be a poorly planned and rushed snoozefest, only salvaged by the fact it has the "big four", or rather, "big five".Resident Evil should have been even bigger. Years and years of the franchise were thrown away because Capcom was never willing to just grab onto the low-hanging fruit and take the easy route. Resident Evil 6 should've featured Jill and Claire, and maybe even Rebecca. Spinoffs and other pieces of media should've been better explored. There should've been more focus on the characters. Everything people talk about nowadays is Leon's muscles and who his wife is, and you know why? Because people actually care about the characters, but Capcom doesn't.
Grace and EmilyNothing else matters
someone edit onto grace that forced smile meme
>this is a $25 game.how are AAA devs spending 300 million?
>>736353950cope. everyone uses quixel n shit.
>>736354425>Did you mean season, faggoti kek'd
>>736353995Haven't played this since like 2006 and I can still FEEL this webm. GTA has better driving than actual driving games.
>>736354815Well, 3 and VC. It went downhill after that.Early NFS (2-4 PC) and Midnight Club 3/LA had good driving, too.
>>736353217https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDFvTjO-iIwthe concept is pretty interesting. basically you need to ake cash to save your whore sister. everything costs money. repair the car and if you cant pay it back there iwlll be loan sharks. currency is often like imaginary especially in the narrative of games so this migjt be interesting.
More games should feature cute tomboysWHERE'S THE GAME FUCKFACE, I KNOW YOU BROWSE HERE
The worst crime of the current US administration will be if they fuck up this war and fail to liberate the Persian tomboys
>>736349283Vaporware
I want RPGs with tomboys.
>>736352616>wanting jews to get their hands on them
>>736354336They have their own royal family that they want to put back in power. They've been trying to get out from under a theocratic regime for five decades.
>Uh.....
I don't know how people get killed by this thing anymore except by recklessly running into it around corners or aggroing it through thin walls. Manse tapes explain it. It has so many tells now that it feels like having your hand held, like how you see it while sleeping now. Your first instinct to look at the weird new thing shows that looking at it stops its passive seeking and makes it vanish after a few seconds.
>>736353589What gets most people is they are running around their base not paying attention and then while looking at shit in the workbench they get surprise snuggles
>>736353589It's much more frustrating in multiplayer. You cannot just pause the game to go fill your water glass or take a piss, you HAVE to position your character in a one-way hall or corner (especially as host, since leaving would disrupt everyone), and you don't know who it's targeting after the current target sleeps (it can even re-choose the same person iirc), making it harder to predict and much harder to farm the essences from it.And that very common friend who gets lost and can't find you constantly even with pagers active? Those things are because they don't look around or listen, so they die to Leyak too.
So...why is everyone here pretending to know exactly what this game is from?
>>736354535Sorry that you don't play good games anon
Why is this nigga so boring
>>736353645>takes shower>still looks dirty
>>736353952He's just like me.
>>736354206Its the patchy beard.No one after their early 20s should go outside with one. If you cant grow a full beard by then, just give up and clean shave for the rest of your life.
>squints>pacing around you like a tiger>grunts>throws his hand in the air at you
>>736353952*hits blunt*
If Square made new spinoff about one character from Final Fantasy VII, which one would you choose?
>3d action gameYuffie, have her be in some OTT stylized game about fighting rival ninjas in order to secure Wutai tourism or something. Think Metal Gear Rising with the FVII world flavor.>anything at allCait Sith becomes the new owner of the Golden Saucer and it's a Theme Park management game, loads of scope for adding mini-games not just from VII but other FFs too.
Barrett and all his black friends chillin an shiiiit
>>736354078I can't breathe!
>>736354078>San Andreas music starts playing>"Sector seven, home, at least it was until I fucked everything up"
>>736353786We already had Dirge of Cerberus
Mewgenics is a bad game.>"Goes after the cat with the lowest max health">JUST KIDDING, INSTA KILLS YOUR CAT WITH THE HIGHEST MAX HP WHO IS ALSO HOLDING THE NUKE, LMAO, DO THOSE 9 HOURS OF QUEST PROGRESS OVER AGAIN XDUninstalled.Mewgenics thread.
>>736353871alright, but I've got my eye on you steakmund
>Play video game>It's hard>"FAKE DIFFICULTY THEY NEED TO FIX THIS I SHOULD NEVER LOSE ONLY WIN"
>butcher gets a cursed weapon, hook is gone>find a way to remove the weapon next area>don't get the hook backI don't know why I thought it would come backbut it would have been nice
>>736342938>cheaper with DLC and years worth of balance changes anywaysDLC that bloats the game and balance changes that suck all the fun out of the game?
>>736351017Other anon is lying to you, you have to lose an entire run, not just 1 cat. I sent a random stray cat out to die to the first encounter and unlocked him like that.
>early 2000s>open a fantasy pc game>soulful live recorded music starts playing>animated main menu screen with 3d models chilling on a cool environment>switching between options changes the scene>click start>pick your race>human>elf>orc>demon>undead>(potentially dark elf, wood elf, gnome, goblin etc. etc.)>fmv starts playing
>>736348690it did, that's how one of /o/'s tripfags died
>>736348641das it mane
>>736348641>always pick undead/necro>raise the dead>send an army of skellies>enemies you kill turn into more corpses/skelliesoh yeah, it's all coming together
>>736348641So few games have soulful main menus anymore
>>736354703Col main menu doesn't make line go up.
What games does he play?
>>736354028Grand strategy games at unwinnable difficulty.
>>736354028corruption wegs
>game gives two dialogue options>both lead to the same response
>>736352935>game gives two dialogue options>they're not options, they're things your character is saying in succession
>side with one faction>side with other>[Persuasion] middle ground good ending
>>736352935Flavor text pretty much, designed for people who want to immerse themselves into a certain personality type without making choices lead towards a different quest outcome every time. This occasionally does lead to certain npcs remembering your responses and having a unique response to it either during a different quest or as a random event
>>736353658>the vast majority of dialogue options in games are irrelevant to the actual gameplayDefine actual gameplay without being a retarded nigger that says "combat and nothing else".
>>736353015>Witcher 3 (goty)
