Play Bomberman. (Mostly games from the SNES era onwards)
>>729220149Whomst?
>>729159486>>712856747Bomberman isn't playable because he's a fucking shovelware character with a million mediocre games and doesn't have Sonic's excuse of being an icon. He very well could have out performed Simon on the ballot but Simon has the pedigree and legacy to back up his inclusion.
Finished 27 Bomberman games this year, the most boring to replay was 64/Baku Bomberman.
>>729155489Super Bomberman 3 and 4 are superior reimaginings of '93 and '94.
>>729184916Twitter (as well as other sites with discovery algorithms like Youtube) REALLY doesn't like it if you like different stuff
What is the in-universe holiday that FE characters celebrate at the end of December (or “Ethereal Moon” I suppose)? Festivus?
>>729222162no shit
>>729221160Would she be the most protective FE girl
>>729222672if by protective you mean "would literally murder anyone who looks at you funny" then I'd say she's tied with Tharja
>>729222672It's shown in game Camilla would kill anyone who hurt her family. Though I would go so far is to say she's more possessive then protective, in the original Japanese version she tells you if you leave her she will murder you then kill herself.
>>729222162
>MEN.>MEN could be here, she thought.>A wave of rape washed all over her, leaving her violated.>Despite being the most powerful human in her world, a product of careful and controlled breeding spanning over centuries, she decided to waste all of her potential and become a lowly and scorned mutant, condemned to hunt down lowly creatures, untimately leaving her susceptible to rape by MEN.>There are no monsters here, only MEN - she said out loud.
>>729222383>Cis White Males™ pretending to be Drowners™KEK
>>729222315i wish someone would rape me
>Ciri walks into an ignorant, peasant tavern>"Oi, we don't want you women in 'ere missus!">She pulls of some epic Witcher ninja moves and beheads the bigot>"Okay we've changed our minds, women are good now."
put me in screencap
>>729222315>>729222383She didnt say any of this man.
Wired gave Hogwarts Legacy a 1/10 for causing cultural harm and indirectly killing people. Is it really that bad?
>>729217663>You must play the terf wizard game because you just have to, okay?
>>729219024>Yikes, y'all
>>729222215>terfso, anyone normal?
>>729219370>her cum
>>729217663>try to pander to sjw cancer by putting troon character in the game>sjw cancer hates on you anywaythis will never not be funny to meyou can't win with leftists, they will never be happy about anything, all they ever want is another reason to be able to complain about something
Is Blue Archive doomed?
>>729209401Our protagonists (Pandemonium Society) needs to get some alts.
>>729196306try 400
I got S.Mika in the first 200 pulls and can spark for S.Nagi. I still have another 200 pulls in me, do I keep going for more purple letters or save it for the regular Nagi limited banner?
>>729222634If you already have dHina then it's probably better to go for regular Nagi. Kinda depends on your remaining pyros and how many fes students you're missing. If you decide to throw another 200 at the fes banner, just be aware that it migh be a huge disappointment and be prepared for that.
>>729222634Do you already have Dress Hina? If so, stop. There's no reason to keep going while hoping for spooks.
I'm gonna spend Christmas by myself playing vidya (and probably masturbating to anime girls) yet another yearWhich games should I play?
>>729222463Depends, how's your rage quit behaviour? Do you ragequit when things don't go your way, or does losing make you more interested in playing again? What kind of games do you usually enjoy?
https://www.bing.com/images/createNot that DALL-E or Bing are great or anything.
>>729222324unf
>>729222516Would Rhongomyniad keep her face that youthful?
>>729217262Ara you called?
why is NTR so common in japanese games?
I'd still eat out Ai or Aika like I'm dying of thirst despite knowing they got gangbanged and creampied by hundreds of men.
>>729217598How are they going to portray this part in the Kiwami demake?
>>729221739How is it NTR if he joins I'm? Seems more like swinger degenerates.
>>729218452There's a massive gap between Japanese culture when it comes to ideas about infidelity, relationships, and women motives overall, compared to the American acceptance of being cuckolded, routine cheating, women's freedom, genuine evilness and promiscuity.Don't even try to step into that discussion, you low IQ brown trash.In Japan, what gets called "cheating" comes from a place of jun'ai, it's not with the intent of purposely cheating with someone, it doesn't come from malice, they've reached levels of pureness and loyalty you wouldn't be able to ever accept, because you're used to settling down with trashed, blacked, used up western sluts.
>>729222831Glorious nihon masterminds of relationshipping, so pure and elevated they have graciously killed their own birthrates into a point of no return
We stan the little bug Lippy in these threads.
Why does /v/ suddenly like MGQ again? Did a youtuber play it?
>>729214868Yes Goddess!PRAY! KILL! BURN!PRAY! KILL! BURN!
>>729222686F95 indians played Paradox 3 so they've been clogging up the catalog with their contrarian monsterfucker threads for months. It's best to just ignore them or make fun of their degeneracy.
>>729218730Most people don't masturbate to those things and play for the story, picrel won the popularity poll for non-main characters and she only gives you a paizuri and straddles you.
draw your favorite vidya to prove you are not just a LLM bot
>>729214680It's hard to pick a number 1 favorite.
>>729167072
>>729169023It was fine when it was it just>"haha look at this shitty thing making abominations!"But then stinky smelly indians and inbred trustfund babies saw dollar signs and won't shut the fuck up about it.
>>729204527dissidia 012 on the psp. to deal hp damage, you gotta use bravery attacks, which steal a bit of the opponent's bravery and adds it to yours, and then hit them with an HP attack. if you get their bravery to zero, they enter bravery break, which leaves them open enough for more combos. iai strike is an ability that, when activated, instantly breaks the opponent's bravery and gives it all to you. stack this ability with other accessories that multiply the bravery you get under specific circumstances. in my drawing's example, you use the "level gap" accessory and set yourself to level 1, giving you an insane multiplier if you're fighting a level 100 opponent. that way, if iai strike activates at any point, your bravery will be set to 9999, and they'll be open to an HP attack.
Any franchises you've never been able to get into?
>look up game>december 18, 1987holy uncslop
>>729222330Mario. It's just never clicked for me. I guess I don't really care for platformers as a whole, but also collectathons are a genre I find unimaginably dull, so both main draws of Mario are ones that miss me. Most of the spinoffs I find dull or unappealing for various reasons. The only one I've ever properly played end to end was Paper Mario: the Thousand Year Door.Nothing against the legend, it's just not for me.
>>729222631Collectathons are innately dull. It's busywork: a game as a chore. You're a Mexican cleaning lady who has to dust up every speck. But the games before Mario 64 are not collectathons, and they pose some interesting challenges.
start with Stranger of Paradise and then stop because that's the peak of the series
>>729222330I got into everything I wanted to
once you get all the badges and do all the ascents, what kinds of goals do you set for yourself to keep things interesting?
>>729222490
>>729222525Thank you it never fails to make me wheeze
>>729218962god i wish that was me
>>729222426>my wifeboywife*
>>729222583now in full technicolor!
>I'M TOTALLY STRAIGHT I think this is obnoxious dilemma can be solved with a companion character creator. You create a hot girl that follows you around,maybe she does magic or shit. It fixes everything.
>>729221348If you're so insecure about what you play as in a video game that you're afraid of being called a tranny by the closeted chasers of /v/ then no solution will fix your root issue.
>>729221348So Dragon's Dogma?
>>729221348_cdlum on twitter
What they need is a twerk emote
>>729221348Can I also make my character a hot girl?
What game has the best gun customization?
>>729222661>play into my humiliation fetish for meno, unlike you I'm busy not being gay.
>>729222659I have a Hotchkiss M1922 kit on the way so it will soon be 4 LMG's.>>729222736Coulda fooled me with those girly little hands.
why are you retards still replying to the underage kid pretending (i hope for his sake) to be retarded
>>729216978>It's like wishing for realistic car damage in gran turismoNow we have nigger zoomers who want less realism in realistic gamesKill yourselfEvery racing game with real cars should have realistic damageFaggot
>>729222812another piece of trash you found out about from a video game.
meat thread
>>729203301I still remember when Mei was fit with big tits, but then Blizzard Made her fat because of tumblr.
>>729205234she's actually thin she's just farted so much she inflated the onesie...
>>729222116>she won't listen to me about that.You could try positive reinforcement or some sort of a reward system. Also, if her mouth is always full, she can't really smoke then, can she?>how else is she going to do that?So she discriminates against horses? Or is it that foals are too big for her?
>>729222415Normally it's Liz rewarding me for being a good husband, she wears the pants in this relationship.Maybe she just has an oral fixation and always wants *something* between her lips?>too big for her?Not at all, luckily. It's just that dog cock (from either our dogs or mangy street mutts) is a lot more available.
>>729203346Weight gain itself is also part of the fetish and it's harder to do that with characters that are already fat
Orcbros, we won!
>>729222080rpgx for example?I am the one most familiar with.I am pretty sure he is also the protagonist is action taimanin
>>729222050Only the yukukaze VNs and some gacha units are NTR, there are some elements in the asagi vns but are mainly just used a plot device at worst if anything
>>729221951I do like to see them trying new things
>Gacha >Not just a normal RPGkill me
>>729218479ME
>play RPG>pick any class other than Paladin/Cleric(Lawful Good)>I judge you, harshlyIn a pure power fantasy like an RPG game why the fuck are you choosing to be evil or self serving? The tools are laid before you to end all of the gameworld's suffering. The game gives you the tools and powerset to right all the wrongs, smite all evils and protect all the innocents. Why choose any other path? Why choose to let innocents suffer?
>>729222706I asked two questions, and you only answered one. Conclusion: ADHD, likely ethnic, ending the conversation and filtering the two images that were just posted.
>game has a nuanced morality system with no clearcut good or bad guys
>>729222706based
I usually pick Paladin. It is an attractive idea to give myself wholly to an undeniably good cause and God, allied with other undeniably good people, whose proof of good is evident in them also having Paladin powers. I cannot do this in real life, so I often indulge in this fantasy in games.
>>729222835>I cannot do this in real lifeYou can't do what - be a good person?
blud is aura farming again
he's based as fuck and he makes retard devs seethe
>>729222340He got that strong sigmalpha aura chat I think I gon faint
>>729222340he's completely in the right tho. cope and seethe pajeet.
>how bro thinks he looks on his thumbnailsoh my days...
>>729222485>turk flag in the backgroundoh my loooooord!!!
>>729222712ye, it's a dudeEveryone thought it was a her, but it's a dude (male)
>>729179287the chink fire girl looks fine
>>729220110And the funny thing is that this is literally the best design in the game and was the most used character. There were like three designs that were blandly inoffensive, but that's not enough to sell a game.The "cosplay" test is a good one, not just with hero shooters, but with the core cast for almost any videogame. If you can't imagine people cosplaying the character, you need to go back to the drawing board. If you think that girls would want to cosplay as an obese black turtle woman, you're not qualified to have influence over a multi-million dollar creative endeavor.
>>729186228The most fucked thing here is not brownness and ugliness of characters, or generally nonsensical design. It's the colors. Those colors and combinations of colors are fucked. It's like it was designed by an alien who has a different visual processing in his brain compared to humans. Oh fuck, wait a minute...
>>729183975>>729186228he actually was the character gameplay designer. he made the kits of the heroes
>game is openly leftist>is made by communists>openly pushed as such>is praised and liking it is normalized>tons of people stream it>if any game was even remotely right wing on the same level it would be reviled and bannedi just don't get it, why are politics treated so blatantly unfairly
>>729188282>OP blatantly lies>/v/ eat it upi just don't get it, why are anons so easy to rile up
>>729188916Fascism is only right wing in Europe where they choose between left or right socialism. In the U.S. fascism is left wing.
>>729206029Whoa there bud, you missed the part where he literally said "all forms" of radicalsFYI, that means right and left radicalism. That's what 'all' means!You seem to be projecting onto him your bias toward rights and claiming he is one when he clearly stated 'all'!I'm with him and I agree
>>729218532Humans are evil and art is about deception, so is always inherently dishonest, leftists just don't get it
I WANT TO FUCK THE FRITTTE CLERK AND MAKE HER PREGNANT
